Mark my words....

The "Amputron 5000" (or should it be "Amputron 815"?) will make its return before the season's end. It was too great a setup and too powerful of a device for it to go by the wayside. I think we will see it used in a defensive way on whoever the Big Bad ends up being this year. (and it won't be their leg that gets chopped off).



I have spoken.

I was totally thinking that was how they would put Boone out of his misery...by CUTTING OFF HIS HEAD!

I concur. We have now been shown the gun in the first act that will kill someone in the third act.

Amputron will return.

:lol2:

They should have tested Amputron on Ethan. ::)

Possible uses for the Amputron5000:

Wood chopper:
Jack snapped that log in two. This will make short work of the laborious practice of kindling making, creating more leisure time for folks like Shannon and Sayid to sneak off into the woods and make out.

Boar Smoker:
Sun can whip up some Jamacian Jerk rub from the garden, Jack can crack some hickory kindling in the door, and they can slow cook 8 boars at a time in that baby.

Mulching Bin:
Speaking of the garden, the Amputron5000 would make a great mulcher during the times Locke is having a hard time locating boar. They could multi-task the A5000 and still use the door for wood chopping while composting their waste on the inside.

Porta-Potty
Speaking of waste, if they have no need for garden fertilizer, they could cut a hole in the botton and use it as a private toilet. I'm somewhat amazed that the Lostaways haven't yet dug latrines. I wouldn't want to be running through the jungle barefoot these days.

Jail:
The can use it to Locke up Locke after Sheriff Jack arrests him for murder.

Dog house:
Isn't it time Vincent had a room of his own?

Possible uses for the Amputron5000:

Jail:
The can use it to Locke up Locke after Sheriff Jack arrests him for murder.

Dog house:
Isn't it time Vincent had a room of his own?


I like these options.

They'll have to pad the edge of the door to avoid accidental decapitation.

Remember all the stories last year of airline personnel who lost limbs while retrieving baggage? I just read an article in Mother Jones flaming the airline industry for their failure to abide by the product recall. Victims are on the verge of winning a billion dollar class-action lawsuit. Airlines are poised to request another federal bailout.

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LMAO at work!

THey might be able to use the Amputron5000 to trade with the Others, who could use it to build onto their underground Habittrail.

I like your ideas creme. And I like the name Amputron 5000. :lol2:

They could cremate Boone in the Amputron.

C'mon, doesn't anybody else have any great Ronco ideas here?

I want to go and buy myself and Amputron now! :lol2:

I hope every one involved in the series reads this thread! it is hilarious!!* :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

The Amputron 5000 is the one thing that makes me cringe. Even reading this thread I was cringing!

I'm at work right now reading this (yes, at 4 in the morning, don't ask) and laughing out loud. This is whole thread is hilarious!

:lol2:

I already have images of Ron Popeil and the Amputron 5000 informercial....

"It slices, it dices...."

:lol2:

:lol2:

I already have images of Ron Popeil and the Amputron 5000 informercial....

"It slices, it dices...."

:lol2:


I'm so glad you dated yourself with me ;)

"If you're like me, you can't STAND to have your mangled limbs filling with blood. That's why you need the revolutionary

AMPUTRON 5000!

You won't have to worry about unsightly gangrenous arms or legs turning blue or green or purple with pooled blood. Thanks to the Amputron 5000, you'll be free of that useless pesky body part.

No longer will you have to carry a fragrant spray around with you to hide that unpleasant odor of dying flesh. With Amputron 5000, you leave that smell AND the spray at home!

The Amputron 5000 works on ALL body parts, regardless of size or state of mutilation or infection.

Just place the limb into the wide, convenient opening, pull down the door of the Amuptron 5000, and say GOODBYE to pain and sickness.

The Amputron 5000. Operators are standing by.



(Warning, Amputron 5000 should only be used in sanitary conditions. Children and pregnant women should avoid contact with Amputron 5000. Amputron 5000 should not be used to counter side effects of Viagra or Cialis)

I just heard that Sears is having a hot sale on the Amputron for Father's Day. Start saving your pennies now.

YAY! I'm gonna go buy one right now!
*jumps in car and goes to sears* :laugh:

And if you call right now, you get the whole airplane to go with it! :lol2:

I just heard that Sears is having a hot sale on the Amputron for Father's Day. Start saving your pennies now.


I thought you were going to end it with a different word that starts with the letter P;
being that it's fathers day and all. ;D

*reads thread* You people are SICK.* ::)* :laugh:

No, seriously, what the world desperately needs is a Boone and Amputron 5000 action figure set. "Give Boone a Boone Beating in the privacy of your own home for only $29.50." That would sell don't you think?

They should have tested Amputron on Ethan.* ::)


LMAO! I totally agree! He's just creepy!! :lol2:


I was totally thinking that was how they would put Boone out of his misery...by CUTTING OFF HIS HEAD!


Now that's just messed up!!! ;)


That would sell don't you think?


Now that's messed up too!!! What's wrong with Boone people? What's not to love about him!!! ;)

Sick sick sickos! :lol2:

*reads thread* You people are SICK. ::) :laugh:

No, seriously, what the world desperately needs is a Boone and Amputron 5000 action figure set. "Give Boone a Boone Beating in the privacy of your own home for only $29.50." That would sell don't you think?


:lol:

Somewhere around here there is a thread with some great suggestions for a whole line of action figures.
This most definitely must be manufactured.

I just read the transcripts, and the Amputron 5000 cut a log in half.

I missed that.

I just read the transcripts, and the Amputron 5000 cut a log in half.

I missed that.


Yep. Lickity split.

:lol:

Somewhere around here there is a thread with some great suggestions for a whole line of action figures.
This most definitely must be manufactured.

Glad to hear that the Boone/Amputron action figure idea is catching on.

FYI, Boone is one of my favourite characters (only behind Locke, Charlie and Sawyer) so my obsession with Boone Beatings is all in good, harmless fun. *:angel:

Glad to hear that the Boone/Amputron action figure idea is catching on.

FYI, Boone is one of my favourite characters (only behind Locke, Charlie and Sawyer) so my obsession with Boone Beatings is all in good, harmless fun. :angel:


RIP Boone. I'm glad he wasn't Amputronned.

If you search the fuselage for "action figures" you'll find some pretty fun ideas.

ETA: The Amputron would make a faboo distillery for all those craving fermented coconut juice.

(Warning, Amputron 5000 should only be used in sanitary conditions.* Children and pregnant women should avoid contact with Amputron 5000.* Amputron 5000 should not be used to counter side effects of Viagra or Cialis)


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You owe me a new monitor darkpiranha!! i just spit coke all over it laughing so hard!! j/k ;D

someone needs to make an avie of the Amputron 5000

if Micheal and Jack ever get off the island, they can go into business w/ this thing, and make millions... Hurley will buy stock in the company ;)

I seriousley wonder if this would sell... Hmm.... I could get a lot of money off of this...
*goes to build an amputron 5000*

Wheee this is fun. Working on Amputron for the Long Lost List :lol2:

Honestly I began laughing when i began reading this thread and have been laughing ever since.

Plus I'vebeen evily comming up with spinnoffs for our Amputron...

I suppose next they will need to make some portable versions of the Amp.

Please do tell us your invention ideas!