Ethan: A Poem
By Tidmore

Once there was a fellow named Ethan
He was really a cretin
Was he on the plane
Is he insane
He kidnappped a dame
He's kinda lame
But he's very very scary
I hope he and Claire do not Marry
He made Charlie Snooze
His Cousin's Tom Cruise
And next wednesday we'll see
Is he evil, hopefully
And that is the end of my poem!


I hope you all like it!

I especially enjoyed the line "his cousin's Tom Cruise" ROFL :lol2:

Stephanie

thanks!

hahahahahahahaha.......shiver me timbers!

Very funny! Ethan freaks me out, that's a good therapy!

As Charley would say, "Well done!"

And as Hurley would say, "Dude." ;)

hhhhmmmmmm >:(

Here's one: ( a haiku or however you spell it)

Ethan must die soon
I hate him so freaking much
He is such an a**

Lol, that was lame. But I hope it expresses my hatred towards him!!!

I hope it expresses my hatred towards him!!!



yes it does

Oh look here I am - ready and waiting >:(

:lol2: That poem is hilarious!!! Good rhymes scary...marry, snooze...Cruise.