Figured this would be the right forum for it, and "favorite line" threads are always fun. Can be funny, sad, fer serious, anything that's stuck with you over the last few years. Lots of time to kill before season 6, and any excuse to say:

Locke- "If you had any idea what this place really was, you wouldn't be putting chicken in your refrigerator"

... I'm gonna take.

New sheriff in town, boys! You all best get used to it.

SAWYER: [calling after Jack as he walks away] Jack. -- About a week before we all got on the plane, I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy -- he was going for an all time record. So, it turns out this guy has a son. His son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault, even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing. See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian, tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be -- he's proud, and he loves him. I had to take off, but -- something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?
JACK: Yeah.
SAWYER: Good luck, Jack.

One of the best scenes of season 1.

[Locke has built a sweat lodge inside the frame of the church. He's mixing something in a coconut bowl, as Charlie looks on.]



Charlie: What's that? You're not taking drugs are you, John? I only ask because of the strict zero tolerance policy you've enacted, and I wouldn't want you to have to start punching yourself in the face.



:biggrin:

"Wait to you see what I'm about to do [Jack]" - Locke

Hurley: I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right? And I realize, who the hell are Scott and Steve?

John: Where did you get electricity?
Ben: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.

Jack: How can you read?
Ben: My Mother taught me.

Ben: Okay, I probably should have told you that I saw her take the phone, but you beat me up, Jack. I owed you one.
Jack: What are you talking about?
Ben: Kate took it when she hugged you... She found the right trail too, but you wouldn't listen to her, so I guess she's taken matters into her own hands. But look on the bright side - at least somebody around here knows what the hell they're doing.

Ben: I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them, huh? You guys got any milk?

Ben: Mikhail? It's Ben. (muttering) Don't shoot us.



Sawyer:D'you just throw a banana at me?
Kate: Couldn't find any rocks.

Kate: You left out the part where you just want to see if I get eaten by something.

Kate: Well, your beds gone, Ma.

Kate: Should I go get a ruler?

Kate: Shutup Jack!

Kate: Welcome to the wonderful world of not knowing what the hell is going on.

SAWYER: [calling after Jack as he walks away] Jack. -- About a week before we all got on the plane, I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy -- he was going for an all time record. So, it turns out this guy has a son. His son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault, even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing. See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian, tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be -- he's proud, and he loves him. I had to take off, but -- something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?
JACK: Yeah.
SAWYER: Good luck, Jack.

One of the best scenes of season 1.

Not only one of the best scenes of Season 1, but one of the best scenes of the entire series. I could watch this over and over again. In fact, I think I'll go watch it now. Thanks. :) And for anyone else who cares to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoSMaQhLV0

Not only one of the best scenes of Season 1, but one of the best scenes of the entire series. I could watch this over and over again. In fact, I think I'll go watch it now. Thanks. :) And for anyone else who cares to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuoSMaQhLV0


Totally agree! One of the best scenes that made me love LOST.
Hope to have more in Season 6.

Locke - Bring me the man from Tallahassee. What is that? Some kind of code?
Ben -No, John, unfortunately we don't have a code for 'there's a man in my closet with a gun to my daughter's head,' although...we obviously should.


Desmond: 3 days before you came down here, before we met, I heard a banging on the hatch door, shouting. But it was you, John, wasn't it? You said there isn't any purpose, there's no such thing as fate. But you saved my life, brother, so that I could save yours.
Locke: No! Desmond! Wait!
Desmond: I'm gonna blow the dam, John! I'm sorry for whatever happened to you, that made you stop believing. But it's all real; and I've gotta make it all go away.
Locke: Desmond!
Desmond: I'll see ya in another life, brother.

Hurley: Dude.

Have you seen the ABC commercial with Hurley brushing his teeth......................."DUDE". Very cute. :)

RICHARD: Second thing--no, no, pay attention. Next time we see each other, I'm not gonna recognize you. All right? You give me this. All right?
[Richard hands Locke something small, something we've seen before.]
LOCKE: What is this?
RICHARD: It's a compass.
LOCKE: What does it do?
RICHARD: It points north, John.

Jack: I would put it on John Locke to save us all.

I am personally a fan of almost anything that comes out of Hurley's mouth, except the vomit:biggrin: But my absolute favourite has to be a grouping of 2 conversations he has in 1977, the first with Sawyer when he's trying to get info on 1977 in case he gets asked some question, then with Chang in the jungle and one of the questions Hurley is asked is the president one, and that is the question Sawyer tells him, it's not a game show or something, I also like most back and forths he has with any other character on the show, the time travel one with Miles is particularly enjoyable for me.

SAWYER: Baby, I am tied to a tree in a jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a gen-u-ine I-raqi. Of course, I'm serious.


BEN: No, John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "There's a man in my closet with a gun to my daughter's head." Although we obviously should.



CHARLIE: Guys. Where are we?

Jack to Ben: I didn't say I was going to do it; I just wanted you to know how you were going to die.

Jack: I don't know, Miles. How stupid are ya?

Sawyer: There's a new sherrif in town, boys! Y'all best get used to it!

Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do!

Ben to Hurley: you know, those are probably three years old!

Charlie: he knows, man. The bald wanker knows! (Hee!)

That line Charlie had to Locke about the zero tolerance drugs policy. I swear, ROFLMAO! And Dom's delivery is just priceless!

Sawyer and Jack in Exodus, re Christian! Emotional, heart-wrenchingly so, and it demonstrated a fantastic glimpse of Sawyer's human side early on. Both actors did a great job, too!

And so many of those quoted above, especially those by Ben and Locke!

Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do!

Jack: Don't tell me what I can't do!


Weird, huh? I didn't notice this until this recent rewatch, but Jack uses Locke's exact phrase in Do No Harm.

[Scene switches to Sun giving Boone water. Boone coughs blood which Sun shows to Jack.]
SUN: Jack.
JACK: [to Michael] Let's go.
SUN: Jack.
JACK: On 3...
SUN: Jack.
JACK: 1, 2, 3...
SUN: Why are you doing this? He's bleeding inside. You're not helping him. You can't save him, Jack. You just can't!
JACK: Don't tell me what I can't do! Okay, 1, 2, 3, go.
[Jack and Michael move Boone to the cargo door and Jack puts a tourniquet on Boone's leg.]

Yeah, Roy, I remember that moment, and I remember I was floored to hear Jack say Locke's patent line. That rocks, actually!

Another one: Sayid to Benry in S2: So, tell me. How did Henry Gale write a note to his wife with a broken neck?

BEN: No, John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "There's a man in my closet with a gun to my daughter's head." Although we obviously should.






:21: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :Laie_82:

SAWYER: [calling after Jack as he walks away] Jack. -- About a week before we all got on the plane, I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy -- he was going for an all time record. So, it turns out this guy has a son. His son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault, even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing. See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian, tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be -- he's proud, and he loves him. I had to take off, but -- something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?
JACK: Yeah.
SAWYER: Good luck, Jack.

One of the best scenes of season 1.

Great scene! Definitely one of the best of the first season.

Hurley: "Pee on it!"

Sawyer: "I dont speak destiny."

Hurley: "Pee on it!" ---Loved it!! Poor Jin!


Henry Gale: "You guys got any milk?" (and his lines before that, talking about if he actually was an other and what he would do to them)

Frank Lapeidus: "We're not going to Guam, are we?"<----Ultimate favorite

John Locke: "Don't tell me what I can't do!"

Ben to Karl: "Karl, if you're going to be sleeping with my daughter I insist that you call me Ben." (or something like that)

This thread is fun! I think I'm going to use this thread as I do the rewatch to note favorite lines. I tried to do it for part one for the Pilot, but I ended up with about an act of lines written down. :rolleyes: I decided that would be silly, so I'm just going to choose the top three four lines/exchanges at more or less random.

BOONE: That's exactly what I was doing. I'm a lifeguard. I'm licensed.
JACK: Yeah, well, you need to seriously think about giving that license back.

KATE: If that had been me, I think I would have run for the door.
JACK: No, I don't think that's true. You're not running now.

JACK: Took a couple flying lessons. Wasn't for me.

CHARLIE: Might be monkeys. It's monkeys, right?
SAWYER: Sure it's monkeys. It's Monkey Island.

I'll be back as I continue to go through the rewatch schedule.

sawyer: "hold up. you don't get to die alone"
kate: "i can't. i can't. i can't leave without you". jack: "kate. dammit. run."
sawyer: "what now, sundance".
ben: "i always have a plan, john."

Another page of quotes--this time for Pilot, Part II that I had trouble narrowing down--could be different quotes coming in on a different day.

SHANNON: You know what it is?
CLAIRE: Not yet. I haven't felt the baby move since yesterday.

SAWYER: If the shoe fits, buddy!

SAWYER: I'm a complex guy, sweetheart.

MICHAEL: Nine...Ten—Ten. Walt's more worried about his dog than anything. The dog was on the plane, so...kids, you know.

LOCKE: Two players. Two sides. One is light … one is dark. Walt, do you want to know a secret?

SAWYER: I know your type.
KATE: I'm not so sure.
SAWYER: Yeah. I've been with girls like you.
KATE: Not girl's exactly like me.

SAYID: It's a loop. "Iteration"—it's repeating the same message. It's a counter. The next number will end..."533".

Hurley: did that bird say my name?
Sawyer: sure, right before it crapped gold.

Sawyer: hold up! You don't get to die alone.

Charles Widmore to Des (over a shot of McCutcheon): this swallow costs more than you would make in a month.

Ben: Karl! You're sleeping with my daughter; I insist you call me Ben. Gah! Has me ROFLMAO every time.

Sawyer to Locke: it's only a matter of time before he gets us, Johnny boy. And I'm guessing he's already figured out how he's going to do it. So, you watch him!

Sawyer to Locke: if you harm one hair on his curly head... I'll kill you.

Sawyer: you still got my back?
Juliet: Absolutely.

Jack: Kate, dammnit, run! Still gets me, even after a 100 rewatches!

Jack: I wouldn't give up on Locke just yet.

Jack: Kate, dammnit, run! Still gets me, even after a 100 rewatches!

me too evanesco. but how about before when kate is screaming that she can't. he can't leave without him.:broken_heart: she's shaking and sobbing like a child. ugh! such great acting! i have tears now!

Hurley: whoever named this place dark territory.....genius

Hurley: "twinkies, you know for desert, after the tv dinners. twinkies keep for like 8,000 yrs man."

Locke: "i like twinkies too".

Jack: Kate, dammnit, run! Still gets me, even after a 100 rewatches!



That line cracks me up! And it was also the last moment of the fall finale, if I remember correctly. What an ending haha.

Just though I'd add another one I forgot about:

Sawyer coming home to Juliet and saying " Ever get one of those days where you feel like the little dutch boy with your finger in the - "

HAHA! I think it was from The Variable.

Hurley: Ewoks suck... Dude.

Who could forget the line from Sawyer:

"Well isn't that swell, gimp with a crutch over here tries to cover up that the artist formerly known as Henry Gale tried to strangle your little amiga and suddenly it's on me when she goes vigilante.":biggrin:

And this one too;

you two arguing about who's your favorite other?


Love those lines
100%
Charlie: "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession.... Last night, I had... physical relations with a girl I didn't even know... Right after that I had... relations with another girl. Then straight after that, I watched... while they had... relations with... each other."

(from Stranger in a Strange Land)

JACK: Juliet grilled these for me. Who's that woman?
TOM: That'd be the sheriff.
JACK: You have a sheriff?
TOM: Not literally, Jack.

(from The Man From Tallahassee)
LOCKE: [in the bushes looking at Jack shaking hands with Ben in New Otherton] This is going to be more complicated then we thought.

just watched Found in season 2....one of my very very favorite scenes when bernard approaches michael, jin and sawyer and asks if a woman named rose was a survivor among them, and my favorite quote from sawyer is;

black chick, 50's?

sawyer being so suttle, yet the look of unbelief on his face when bernard said yes.....

this was the best of lost.;)

Wohoo, I've been looking for a thread like this. Those are so funny. :D
Naomi: Jack, can I ask you a question?
Jack: Sure.
Naomi:What did you do for a living before you became Moses?

And I suppose this I just had to add here:

Sawyer: [playing "I Never" with Kate] I never been to Disneyland.
[Kate doesn't drink]
Sawyer: Oh, that's just sad.
Kate: [Kate shrugs before thinking of a question] I never wore pink.
[Sawyer sighs and drinks]
Kate: I knew it!
Sawyer: [shrugging] The '80s.
Sawyer: I never voted Democrat.
Kate: I never voted.
Sawyer: [drinks]
I've never been in love.
Kate: You've never been in love?
Sawyer. I ain't drinking, am I?
Kate: [Kate drinks] I've never had a one-night stand.
[Sawyer drinks]
Kate: Bottoms up, sailor!
Sawyer: I gotta drink for each one?
Kate: Your turn.
Sawyer: I never been married.
Kate: [has a small sip] It didn't last long.
I never blamed a boar for all myproblems.
Sawyer: [drinks and seems angry].
I never sought carte blance just to spend time with the only other person who doesn't belong.
Kate : [drinks, also now angry]
I never carried a letter round for twenty years because I cannot overcome my emotional baggage.
Sawyer: [drinks] I never killed a man.
Kate: [drinks]
Sawyer: [drinks]

Ugh...too many write here, but here are a few.

Sayid: My name is Sayid Jarrah and I am torturer...gives me chills everytime

Locke: Why do you find it so hard to believe Jack?
Jack: Why do find it so easy?
Locke: It's never been easy
That could be my favorite exchange in the series and in that moment we know exactly how things are going to play out between those two.

Of course, the entire exchange between Penny and Desmond in The Constant when they finally speak after so many years.

Jack: "are you INSANE?"

Sawyer:D'you just throw a banana at me?
Kate: Couldn't find any rocks.


This is still my fav after five seasons!! :biggrin: