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mammasays 12-06-2004, 09:28 PM 1. What is your favorite word?
2. What is your least favorite word?
3. What is your favorite sound?
4. What is your least favorite sound?
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
6. What is your favorite curse word?
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Balanchine 12-06-2004, 10:00 PM 1. What is your favorite word?
Ointment
2. What is your least favorite word?
Icecreamless
3. What is your favorite sound?
The mewling of baby sloths.
4. What is your least favorite sound?
The glug of that last swallow of Woolite sliding down my throat.
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Capybara Tickler
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
Anything involving, say, actual work.
6. What is your favorite curse word?
It's a phrase: "By the Seven Lustful Lungs of Liebowitz!"
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Oy, boychick, you're maybe bringing the latkes this time?"
mammasays 12-06-2004, 10:05 PM I feel like Charley hyperventilating last week: "oh, bloody hell!" -- except I am trying to catch my breath as tears of uproarious laughter run down my face ...
"Well done!"
Merry 12-06-2004, 10:41 PM 1. What is your favorite word?
in which language? I like the word 'pichichi' in Spanish and 'mellon' in Sindarin... :lol2:
2. What is your least favorite word?
An insult in French that I won't post here
3. What is your favorite sound?
Horses galoping or babies laughing or the voice of singers I like
4. What is your least favorite sound?
the fire alarm of my residence
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Well I can't be President of the US so... Professional Ringer or Lostkateer. What? That does NOT exist??? Well then something artistic if I had the talent...
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
Air Traffic controler
6. What is your favorite curse word?
Once again, it's in French... "Putain de bordel de merde!", which could be translated in "F****ing F**** of F***"
In English I like saying "What in the Shire is that?"
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You're late" Or "some people were waiting for you" I don't know...
Willowy 12-06-2004, 11:04 PM 1. What is your favorite word?
Kerfuffle
2. What is your least favorite word?
Moist
3. What is your favorite sound?
The crunch of snow under my boot, my 10 month-old giggling.
4. What is your least favorite sound?
Someone chewing with their mouth open. Or that annoying claxon buzzer that pops up every so often on tv when they want to test the channel! That's horrible!
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Wine Taster
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
Plumber. They have to mess with grossness on a daily basis.
6. What is your favorite curse word?
C*cksucker. Especially since watching Deadwood! :D
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"You were right all along."
Ophelia 12-06-2004, 11:14 PM How cool! I feel like a celebrity!
1)What is your favorite word?
Squeegy
2)What is your least favorite word?
Porn. I dunno why but everytime I hear it I wanna scream...
3)What is your favorite sound?
My cats little noises she makes when she is happy
4)What is your least favorite sound?
The sound of people breathing...it irks me to no end!!
5) What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Airplane pilot
6) What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
Plumber......ewwwww......
7)What is your favorite curse word?
I don't swear...it makes you sound unintelligent.
8) I am just gonna skip this one....
littlehobbit 12-07-2004, 03:12 AM 1. What is your favorite word?
---wasps
2. What is your least favorite word?
---any slang word for describing genitalia
3. What is your favorite sound?
---rushing water
4. What is your least favorite sound?
---bodily fluids
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
---actress/director/
6. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
---maintenance worker
7. What is your favorite curse word?
---i dunno. i don't swear.
8. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
---nothing. i'd just want a hug from Jesus straight away.
Balanchine 12-07-2004, 09:37 AM Mamma, thank you. Makes it all worthwhile.
B.
Hattori Hanzo 12-07-2004, 10:24 AM Insert Quote
1. What is your favorite word? phalanges or purple
2. What is your least favorite word? hate
3. What is your favorite sound? laughing baby
4. What is your least favorite sound? crying baby
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? writer
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt? embalmer
6. What is your favorite curse word? Doh!!
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Guess what? You can eat as much as you want and never gain a pound!!
Varda 12-07-2004, 12:12 PM 1. What is your favorite word? relax
2. What is your least favorite word? barf
3. What is your favorite sound? birds, the wind through the trees, babies giggling
4. What is your least favorite sound? barf
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? ice cream tester, or lion trainner
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt? working in a slaughter house
6. What is your favorite curse word? phuq(my speeling of f*ck, though must be used in the right way)
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "Hey, you want any cheese?"
Tracker 12-07-2004, 01:03 PM 1. What is your favorite word?
Spoon
2. What is your least favorite word?
anthrax
3. What is your favorite sound?
Champaigne cork pop
4. What is your least favorite sound?
That urf-urf-urf which is the preamble to cat puke
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Artist/painter
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
Lavatory cleaner
6. What is your favorite curse word?
Dagnabit!
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
You're early, go back for a while.
Prncssleia 12-07-2004, 01:13 PM 1. What is your favorite word?
Zephyr
2. What is your least favorite word?
The "P" word (as used to describe female parts or an uncourageous person)
3. What is your favorite sound?
My two year old giggling, or saying "Mommy"
4. What is your least favorite sound?
That same two year old, screaming during Lost
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Actress
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
Laborer
6. What is your favorite curse word?
I don't like swearing, but an a$$ or a b*tch pops out every once in a while...
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Come on in, you know the secret password"
kaidysoft 12-07-2004, 02:06 PM 13. What is your favorite word? tie between snarky & genre
8. What is your least favorite word? f*** - overused
3. What is your favorite sound? the small moans/purring ppl make when they kiss passionately
2. What is your least favorite sound? screeching tires (usually followed by a CRASH)
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? filmmaker
9. What profession would you NOT want to attempt? doctor (I get too attached emotionally to ppl)
69. What is your favorite curse word? farkin
.5. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Hey - great job! Here's your mansion! Want a cookie?
kaidy
zia319 12-07-2004, 07:26 PM 1. What is your favorite word?* *oxymoron
2. What is your least favorite word?* * No
3. What is your favorite sound?* *laughter (not at my expense)
4. What is your least favorite sound?* *construction work going on around your house
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?* *I'd like to try being an architect.
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?* * politics
6. What is your favorite curse word?* *bloody hell
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?* *You're late.* * ;D
rabgal 12-12-2004, 12:54 AM 1)What is your favorite word?* melodic
2)What is your least favorite word?* stacey
3)What is your favorite sound?* my childrens laughter
4)What is your least favorite sound?* someone clearing a "hoarker" out of their throat
5) What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?* *Novelist
6) What profession would you NOT want to attempt?* mortician
7) What is your favorite curse word?* Not a cusser, really!* --- tend to say Cripes! a lot
8) If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates? John & George are waiting and they wanna jam
LearnToFly 12-12-2004, 06:11 AM 1. What is your favorite word? Sim
2. What is your least favorite word? Moist
3. What is your favorite sound? a nice guitar solo
4. What is your least favorite sound? fingernails on chalkboard
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? any that you earn me money and is fun
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt? Lion tamer (I.E. Roy)
6. What is your favorite curse word? Sheez it
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates? We've been waiting for you.
katejones 12-13-2004, 11:49 PM What is your favorite word? onomatopoeia
What is your least favorite word? phlegm
What is your favorite sound? cat's purring
What is your least favorite sound? slurping
What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? photographer
What profession, other than your own, would you not like to attempt? medical examiner
What is your favorite curse word? stupid c*nt (but only when referring to men)
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "What the hell are you doing here?"
Hiram 12-14-2004, 04:23 AM What is youfavorite word? iteration
What is your least favorite word? call-it
What is your favorite sound ? a baby sleeping, or laughing
What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? World-Class Marathoner
What profession, other than your own, would you not like to attempt? Fashion Model
What is your favorite curse word? Damn
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear St. Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Hurry on in the race starts in 5, and man,
JESUS LOVES YOU TOO, NO matter anything you did good or bad back there!
voodooreef 12-14-2004, 07:32 AM 1. What is your favorite word?* Conundrum
2. What is your least favorite word? fart
3. What is your favorite sound? glottal stop
4. What is your least favorite sound? fart
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? Acting
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt? strawberry tester.
6. What is your favorite curse word? crap
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?About time someone made it...
Charlies Angel 12-14-2004, 07:23 PM Ooo, this will be fun!
1. What is your favorite word?
Bloody...as in Bloody Hell
2. What is your least favorite word?
Umm, can't say it here but it's a detrogetory word towards women that isn't bitch...rhymes with hunt....you put two and two together
3. What is your favorite sound?
Laughter
4. What is your least favorite sound?
The sounds of my friends or family's sadness....breaks my heart because they don't deserves sadness only hapiness
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Umm, I'm a student right now....but I'll say actor
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
Teacher....I have yet to see a truly happy teacher....and I don't want to be like that
6. What is your favorite curse word?
Rhymes with duck....you know what I'm talking about....it's just a word of so many meanings. :)
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
"Welcome. Your friends and family are waiting for you....and here...you'll only hear theirs and your own laughter....sadness and pain don't exist for you or them."
That was fun!
The_Sheppardess 01-08-2005, 05:05 PM 1. What is your favorite word?
* * *Life
2. What is your least favorite word?
* * *Prejudice (it's so unnecessary)
3. What is your favorite sound?
* * *Laughter* (especially children's laughter, it's so genuine)
4. What is your least favorite sound?
* * *Hearing people chew their food
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
* * *An astronaut. (I'd never pass the screening process, but I think it would be amazing to see the Earth from orbit.)
6. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
* * Prison Guard
7. What is your favorite curse word?
* * * Sh*t (basically my one and only)* * *
8. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
* * *Welcome, it's about time!*
or my first runner up: Didn't you hear, we get new episodes of Lost everyday! For eternity! :laugh:
~Lexi~ 01-08-2005, 10:06 PM 1. What is your favorite word?
Bubble
2. What is your least favorite word?
Ignorance
3. What is your favorite sound?
The swish of an automatic door
4. What is your least favorite sound?
A file... on anything... wood... teeth... nails... ick
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
To be an actress
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
Meat Packaging plant sanitizer
6. What is your favorite curse word?
Frell
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
You did good
bri_nic23 01-09-2005, 12:01 AM 1. What is your favorite word? perdoodle
2. What is your least favorite word? crikey
3. What is your favorite sound? rain on a copper roof
4. What is your least favorite sound? nails scratching anything besides backs!
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt? interior design
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt? emt
6. What is your favorite curse word? the phrase "bad words"
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "welcome, do come in!"
**Diggin' this up 'cause I feel like it**
1) What's your favorite word?* flippant
2) What is your least favorite word?* forte (pronounced "fort", not "for-tay")
3) What turns you on?* confidence
4) What turns you off?* arrogance
5) What's your favorite curse word?* B@astard
6) What sound do you love?* the sound of the ice people have to put on their sidewalks crunching beneath my feet
7) What sound do you hate?* my mother eating/my sister drinking
*) What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?* journalist
9) What profession would you not like to participate in?* professional athlete
10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?* exactly what is not going to be said, which is: "Did you really think you weren't going to get into Heaven? Everyone goes to Heaven, silly! Damn those religious freaks who lied to you all those years!"
1. What is your favorite word?
Dude
2. What is your least favorite word?
Farewell
3. What is your favorite sound?
rain
4. What is your least favorite sound?
Snoring
5. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
Actor
5. What profession would you NOT want to attempt?
Doctor
6. What is your favorite curse word?
Putain
7. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear St Peter say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Hey dude ! How's life going ?
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