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theG
05-04-2005, 06:41 AM
I've been noticing the lack of snarky lines Shannon has had lately, and I've realized that I miss the snarkiness that is/was Shannon. For those of you out there who are also saddened by the lack of Shannon snark, this thread is for you!

What's a four-letter word for I don't care?

uk_girl
05-04-2005, 04:58 PM
I've been noticing the lack of snarky lines Shannon has had lately, and I've realized that I miss the snarkiness that is/was Shannon. For those of you out there who are also saddened by the lack of Shannon snark, this thread is for you!

What's a four-letter word for I don't care?


That has really got to be the best Shannon snark yet.

I loved that line as soon as she said it! :lol2: The look on her face as she said it, made the enjoyment even better for me...

orangepolarbear
05-04-2005, 05:21 PM
My favorites are, like, 2 seconds apart from each other:

"Name: Shannon Rutherford. Age: 21. Address: Craphole Island."
"I am SO not moving to the Rape Caves!"

XxNicholeexX
05-04-2005, 08:01 PM
"What, you finally learned how to tie your shoes?"

ShayidFan
05-04-2005, 10:20 PM
I really like the, "Rape caves." one. But I do like.

"Don't you think that after 16 years on Mystery Freakin Island, your friend might not be too well adjusted."

I love the Mystery Freakin Island part!

Key9191
05-07-2005, 07:33 AM
"Go rescue a baby bird or something".

orangepolarbear
05-07-2005, 04:12 PM
"God's freakin' gift to humanity."

theG
05-08-2005, 07:28 AM
After GG, I was definitely missing the Shannon snark.

islandchica
05-30-2005, 08:38 PM
Oh man, those are all so great! I really miss the snark as well. :(

I'd have to say my favorites were:

"Oh, go rescue a baby bird or something!"

and

"God's freakin gift to humanity."

and

"Are you high?" (simple but funny!)

flora
06-07-2005, 11:48 AM
I personally have gotten a lot of mileage out of "Craphole Island". Maybe that's Shannon's role on the show- the sarcastic female!!!

uk_girl
06-07-2005, 05:54 PM
I personally have gotten a lot of mileage out of "Craphole Island". Maybe that's Shannon's role on the show- the sarcastic female!!!


I myself use the

"what's a four letter word for I don't care"

frequently both at work and at home.

I have also used
"go rescue a baby bird or something"

on one occasion

theG
06-21-2005, 09:37 PM
A re-run of "Tabula Rasa" was on not too long ago.* I cracked a huge smile when Shannon said (my favorite part is italicized):* "He doesn't believe in guns.* He goes on marches."

Can you say "priceless"?