Give us your best serious and not-so-serious alternate episode titles for "What They Died For." :)

"The End Is Near"

"Jacob's Fire"

"Otherwise Known as the Second to Last Episode"

"Be Like Jake"

"Ordination"


And how about lines of dialog you wish were in the episode?

"Nice fire, amigo. Did anyone bring the marshmallows?"

"That's strange. I thought I just heard a whisperer say, 'Hey, and don't forget everyone's favorite Ajira pilot died on that submarine, too.'"

"What They Tried For (And subsequently forgot to answer or dismissed as unimportant)"

Changing water into wine.

I'm glad it ain't me.

Whose turn to beat up Ben?

'They Died for What???'

Turn My Screw

"Take Me to the River"

"This Episode Brought to You by Super-Bran®, Recommended by Four out of Five Doctors for Promoting a Healthy, Active, Regular Lifestyle!"


"Ben, in the Library, with the Revolver"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Brilliant!

If I could have some it would be

The Penultimate Peril

The C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song song.

Smokie hits a homerun! (Poor Richard)

"Water into wine, Science into magic"

"Mr. Science, meet Prof. Faith"

"And then......."

Poor Richard's Island Almanac

Some titles...
"How Richard died with Kate's eyeliner on." "Hell ain't a bad place to be." "The Choice." "Bottoms up!"

As for dialogue...

Ben, (in his best Bill Murray whiny voice) to Flocke:

Ben: AAAAAAAHHHH COME ON, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME RIGHT? WHY'D YOU GO AND TELL ME I COULD HAVE THE ISLAND IF YOU WANNA BLOW IT UP?
Flocke: Ooooooops? (grins)


One last remark on the dialogue. It would have been nice if the appropriate use of foul language could have been used here and there in the series. Like it did in the Orchid video. (Who didn't laugh out loud at Dr Chang's remark?:hypocrit:) It would have increased the level of intensity and realism of certain discussions and situations. The Losties were always well spoken in situations of rage, anger and disbelief! :biggrin: I would have found the insertion of the f, or s words less shocking or disturbing (for kids 14+ as the show is rated) than throats getting slit, etc. Because there is foul language written in the scripts. ;)

And how about lines of dialog you wish were in the episode?

"Nice fire, amigo. Did anyone bring the marshmallows?"

"That's strange. I thought I just heard a whisperer say, 'Hey, and don't forget everyone's favorite Ajira pilot died on that submarine, too.'"


"So Casper, we hear here to make s'mores and sing koombaya, or you gonna tell us what's goin on?"


Stealin off of your fire idea Find. Nice one.

"I want to know what they died for. Jin, Sun, Sayid. Oh, and everyone else that I don't have time to list but who's deaths contributed, in part to our decisions in leaving and to come back. You know, like Charlie, and Libby and Michael and the idea that those we left would die. And hey...hey wait a minute. What the EFF about Claire!? Where the eff IS Claire?"

Long, but hey...:cool:

What Happens in the Closet, Stays in the Closet

Hume In, Hume Out

Eeny Meeny My-nee Moe

Hobson's Choice

As the Fire Dies, So Must I

Any Answer Will Just Bring More Questions

even the losers (see dead people sometimes)

Eeny Meeny My-nee Moe
One small edit...
Eeny Meeny My-nee Zoe!
:biggrin:

Seriously Desmond, Try PowerPoint!

Is that C4 in your pocket?

Richard. Corner Pocket.

What?

They Died?

For?

"Who Else Can We Kill?"

"The Waterproof Ashes"

"Ben Being Ben"

"Tina Fey, We Hardly Knew You"

Drink The Kool Aid Magic Latin Incantation Water, Jack
I Know What You Died For Last Summer

"A Secreter Room"

"Alex's Mom Has Got It Goin' On"

"god Complex"

"A Means To The End"

"Sorry, Charles"

"Dr Linus / Executioner"

"Citizen's Arrest"

"Indiscriminant Carnage"

"Get Ur tissues ready Coz the final episode's A-Comin!"

"(C'mon Jacob) Light My Campfire"

"He Ain't Smoky, He's My Bruthah"

"Chanting with the Stars (Latin edition)"

"Four Wannabes and a Few New Rules" (arhghgg....Groan....)

"Tina Fey's Gone Away And Won't Be Back Another Day"

Two Boys One Cup

The answer is?
Who really cares anymore
Lost in the Ash
Hurly's run out of food suply time to sink the island

"Better Run Through The Jungle" (comes with it's own theme song)

"Ben, in the Library, with the Revolver"

Is that a Clue? (sorry :rolleyes:)

Whose turn to beat up Ben?

Good one. Coming in 2011:

"BEN BEATDOWN XIII: A Pay-Per-View Event!"

Stealin off of your fire idea Find. Nice one.

"I want to know what they died for. Jin, Sun, Sayid. Oh, and everyone else that I don't have time to list but who's deaths contributed, in part to our decisions in leaving and to come back. You know, like Charlie, and Libby and Michael and the idea that those we left would die. And hey...hey wait a minute. What the EFF about Claire!? Where the eff IS Claire?"

Right. Of all the survivors of the Oceanic 815 flight, about forty of these human beings, and Frogurt, later perished. Good job, Jack.

"The Bullet Went Right Through, So Let's Go Hiking"

"Jack's Black Backpack's Back"

"Ben In Bruises, Part 23"

"Cryin' and Coffin"

"The Question We Will Pose But Won't Answer... Like Most Others..."

"They Should Have Just Let The Fire Burn Out"

"Answer: Nothing"

"Just Chalk On A Wall"

"Widmore, Come Out Of The Closet Already!"

"The Communion"

"See You Sunday!"

I have to reiterate one I saw above because of its ludicrous truth.

"Waterproof Ashes"

Two Boys One Cup

I'm still giggling!

What They Lied For


Ana Ana faux fana- me my mo mana- ana

When Johnnie Comes Marchin' Home again , Jarrah, Jarrah

Bamboo-z-all


Another One Fights the Must


The race is over folks,

It's Zoe by a neck!


What Has Ben Been Smokin'?

Jungle Survival With Miles Strume
Everybody Leaves Claire Behind
You Thought He Had a God Complex Before
Nobody Cares About Frank
Ben Got His Mojo Back

Locked On

Jack It Up

Was There LSD In That Water, I Feel Funny.

Miles To Go Before We Sleep

"What Jack Cried For"

"I Shot The Deputy"

"Sunk By Another"

"The Closet Of Living"

"Slashes Before Your Eyes"

What Happens in the Closet, Stays in the Closet

Hume In, Hume Out

Eeny Meeny My-nee Moe

Hobson's Choice

As the Fire Dies, So Must I

Nice!
even the losers (see dead people sometimes)
:biggrin:

"Get Ur tissues ready Coz the final episode's A-Comin!":biggrin:


"He Ain't Smoky, He's My Bruthah"
That's cool!

It's not a spoiler, I don't think...And the backpack bugged me too...>But apparently they shot an explanation for that, but cut it, according to Jorge's podcast. This refers, of course, to "Jack's Black Backpack's Back"

"Penultimate"

"Trust No One"

"JacobJuice"

Fireside Chat

The Job Offer

2000 Year Old Virgin

Giggle!

Acting 101- The Interview- Never ever say you are more important than the stars! (SOLD OUT, sorry Zoe)

Jacob wonders why mommy said to stay away from Kate...oh wait, she's right, and kinda hot...

Sewing Circle

Don't ask, don't tell!

Boy Scouts- On my honor I will try! And I never leave home without my cup!

Where's Claire? We left the person with abandonment issues all alone??? Uh Oh!

Rule #52- I sent you a first aid kit and you still ignored Me. Sorry, Lapidus!

Are those ashes in your pocket or are you just happy to finally see me?:biggrin:

EricGunn, love the avi. Cookie monster behind Jack just made my day.

"My ashes are right there in that fire. . . When it burns out, you’ll never see me again."
"Then we better get some more effing wood."