coldplayfan
06-01-2005, 03:09 PM
awhile back my cousin spent the night to watch LOTR all 3 of em. so it was me, my sister, and my cousin i stayed up during the whole first one but fell asleep on our couch in the middle of the second one (it was really late at night) so after the second movie my sister and cousin wrote this funny fantasy of theirs. they didn't wake me up to include my funniness.
so here it is read it please cause its so funny. (ok my cousin is Kelsey my sister it Dara Cameron is kelseys boyfriend and i'm Robin. i added the little (kelsey) (dara) so you know who wrote what part)
(kelsey)
Once upon a time, there was an incredibly hot hobbit named dominic Monaghan. He was so hot all the girl-hobbits swooned and begged for his number. In a land far far away there lived a girl named Kelsey who had heard about this super hot drop dead gorgeous hobbit and was sure that they would be perfect for each other. Despite the ridicules of her friends and family, Kelsey set off on a journey that would be filled with danger and terror to reach the far away land of...Wherever Dom Lives i.e. Manchester, Hawaii, and L.A. So anyway, Kelsey, (being the super-hot, friendly/funny girl that she is) was able to catch rides all the way across the world (er, US) to Dom's house. Once she arrived at the super-coolio hang out, she gathered her courage and firmly gripped her ultra-cool fabu tote bag with the LOTR pin on it, and walked right up to the door. She gave the quirky little knock that friends give, and waited patiently. the door opened and lo and behold, there was Dominic Monaghan in all his messy-haired-crooked-smiled-hazy-eyes glory!! He stared at her confused and dazed, as if he had just awoken (I forgot to mention it was six a.m. when Kelsey finally arrived in L.A. oops.) and asked in his amazingly sexy british accent, "can I help you?" Kelsey gave her awesomely demure smile and said smoothly, "why yes, Dom. I am Kelsey. I am your future wife. Nice to meet you." Dom kind of grinned and invited HER INSIDE HIS HOUSE!!!!! OHMY GOD! OH MY GOD! so Kelsey went in and surveyed her surroundings. Her eyes fell upon lizards, an electric guitar, some messy couches with crazy colored afghans thrown recklessly over them, a large rug that was filled with crazy spirals, monkey toys, and an extremely large entertainment center filled with CDs, a DVD player, a VCR, a large screen TV, an MP3 Disc Changer, etc. Dominic said to her, "uh, make yourself at home, I'm just going to go grab me a bite to eat." Kelsey slowly nodded and tried not to drool as she sat herself down on Dom's couch. DOM'S COUCH! IN HIS HOUSE! BESIDE HIS LIZARDS! OH MY GOD! WHO DOES THAT?! She took a deep breath and smoothed out her comfy jeans and straightened her lime green sweater over her Save the Dolphins tee she had decided would make the best impression on Dom. (btw she was also wearing some awesome starred converse shoes.) She told herself not to try too hard to impress him and to just be herself. Holding true to that promise, she dropped her bag, kicked off her shoes, and curled up in the corner of the couch just as she would have while at home. At length Dom emerged from the kitchen carrying a plate stacked high with cold pizza and a beer. "Um, it's six in the morning. It's barely even daylight outside," Kelsey said. Dom grinned and said, "it's always pizza time." Kelsey rolled her eyes and settled back in the couch. "So...you're my future wife, eh?" Kelsey nodded and smiled, suddenly embarrassed at her earlier forwardness. "WEll, maybe future best friend looking for more. For now." Dom laughed and said, "I see. So where are you from?" Kelsey rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, just a little place in the heart of East Texas with one grocery store, one stoplight, and no movie theatres." Dom chuckled, "Hicksville, eh? Well, don't worry, I've met a lot of cool girls from small towns." Kelsey nodded, as if satisfied, "it's good to hear someone not ragging on small southern towns. You know, not EVERYBODY from Texas wears ten-gallon hats and calls everyone 'bubba'." Dom laughed appreciatively and Kelsey glowed as she realized he was beginning to warm up to her. "So what are you doing here, really?" Dom asked. Kelsey shrugged and said, "actually, I really am just here to meet you! I am a huge fan of LOTR AND Lost, and I just thought that it would be awesome to meet my favorite character of the two; you." Dom got a puzzled look on his face and leaned towards Kelsey as if he was going to pose a very serious question. Kelsey straightened up in expectancy. "Now, just WHY am I your favorite character? And if you say I have a nice smile, I'm going to shoot you right now." Kelsey laughed and said, "Not disputing the "niceness" of your smile; I actually really like you because of the sarcastic humor you seem to have in life, and I appreciate the way you are able to incorporate that spin on things into your characters." Dom eyed her suspiciously. "Okay, and yes. you have a very nice smile. but for real, I always thought that we have that in common. I think we have a lot of things in common, actually." Dom cocked one eyebrow, "oh really?" Kelsey nodded assuredly, "Yep." Dom leaned back into his corner of his couch and crossed his arms (he was finished with his, er...breakfast) "what differentiates you from all my other fans?" Kelsey furrowed her brow as if she were thinking. "Well, I like you because of your personality? No, you probably get that a lot. Let's see, I think that you are a very good person? No, that's too dull. Well...let's just say that I think that everything about you is totally cool and I think that I would like to get to know YOU, not get to hold your hand or stuff like that." (secretly, kelsey hadn't completely out ruled these options, but she wasn't going to tell Dom that.) "Besides...you seem to have a big head. Fans? Who said anything about you having fans? Buddy, you need to get out more. did you really think that after starring next to Orlando Bloom ANY teenage girl in their right mind would like YOU?" she laughed to make sure he knew she was kidding, and not being spiteful. Just then the phone rang.
BRIIIIING
"Hello?" Dom picked up the phone. Kelsey waited patiently as Dom made all sorts of exasperated facial expressions into the receiver, for her benefit. Trying to muffle her giggles as Dom rolled his eyes and sighed loudly, she listened to Dom's end of the conversation. "Uh, yeah...well, actually; I might know someone. hold on a second." Dom covered the receiver and stage-whispered to Kelsey. "Have you ever considered pursuing a career in acting?" Kelsey stared at him with an open mouth and wide eyes. "Are you joking? I could have totally pulled off Arwen way better than that Liv chick." Dom laughed, nodded, and turned back into the phone, "Yeah, I've got a girl here named Kelsey-" "ELLIOTT!" Kelsey whispered as she jumped up and planted herself (rather boldly) right next to Dom on the couch under the guise of trying to find out what acting opportunity awaited her on the other end of that telephone conversation. Moving over a bit, but not seeming surprised or offended a bit, Dom said, "Okay, I'll bring her by. Thanks for calling." He hung up and turned to Kelsey. "Well, looks like you might have a job. One of my old producers called in a bind saying that he needed someone to play a small part in the next Lost episode. Not quite Arwen, but it's a start." Kelsey grinned devilishly and said as they grabbed their coats and headed to the door, "Watch out Hollywood!"
* * *
(Dara)
As I stand stationary in the middle of the second biggest CD store in the world, in LA; Dom stands there next to me, unbeknownst to me. As I look up, in the T's looking for a certain CD, I realize that I notice someone familier. I look up to actually try and figure out who it is and when I do he looks at me at the same time. "Hey," he says, "what are you looking for? Maybe I can help?" Me: "I was looking for a CD by this group called 'Thrice', heard of'em?"
Dom: "Actually I have. One of my friends got their cd a while ago and I like them." Me: So...where is it?" Dom: Well, let's look. Upon finding the cd, myself, I say, "Here it is. Thanks anyway. I'm glad I was able to waste your time." Dom: "I was here anyway, not a waste of my time. So where are you from?" Me: "Texas. Sadly." Dom: "Why sadly?" Me: Because I've always said to all my friends and my mom that I'm like a California'n born in Texas. I don't really care for Texas. And I hate the fact that I can't escape my stupid southern accent," Dom: Ah it's not really that big. If it was, I wouldn't have to ask you where you were from. I would just know." Me: "Well, I guess that's true. So what CD were you looking for?" Dom: "I wasn't looking for anybody specific, just looking." Me: "what was the last cd that you got?" Dom: "Coldplays newest one. (whatever the newest one would be at that point in time)" Me: "ah, I got that one last week. I like it. But this looks like this is all I need for right now. Care to buy it for me?" Dom: "For real?" Me: "Well, it's not like I'm the super hot star of LOTR and LOST that has millions of dollars and can buy cd's whenever he wishes. That would be nice." Dom: "ah, I don't get that much actually. But if it would mean something to you, I'll do what you wish." Me: Oh right like I"m gonna treasure it forever just cause your hands touched it." Dom: "Not because my hands touched it but because it's a bloody awesome group and it was free." Me, "And because now I can buy another cd with the money I was gonna spend on this one." Dom, "indeed." Heading up to the register with a ridiculously long line, giving me and Dom more time to talk, I say, "So who are you headed to go meet? Elijah? Billy? Peter Jackson?" Dom, "Actually I was on my way to Brad Pitts place to have lunch with George Clooney and them." Me, "Hmmm." Dom, "Hmmm, what?" Me, "I would much rather hang out with Elijah, Billy and Peter Jackson." Dom, "hahahaha, I agree." Me, "But I didn't spend 14 months filming a movie with them either. That would have been great." Dom, "Yeah, it was." Me, "Yeah, I'm sure it was." Dom, "Well, it was." Me, "OK SO IT WAS. I'm just wondering if it was." Dom, "Ok so, do you know this girl named Kelsey?" Me, "Kelsey?" Dom, "Kelsey Ellity or something like that." Me, "Elliott?" Dom, "Yeah, that." Me, "Nope." Dom, "Hmm, well you look a lot alike. And your both from Texas." Me, "Yeah, we're cousins. Why?" Dom, "I'm scared to say." Me, "If you knew the way I talked about her you would be down right obliged to say." Dom, "Ok, well she came by my house the other day at 6 in the morning. I pretended like she just woke me, but in reality I had already been awake for an hour getting ready to go shoot some stuff for LOST. She just barged in and sat her bag down on my floor, in the midst of my toy monkeys, mind you. And just insisted that I make her pizza and she just kept bugging me to get her an acting job." Me, looking perplexed. Me, "That would be completely absurd except for the fact that you invited her in?" Dom, "I said she barged in." Me, "Oh, ok, please continue." As the line is getting shorter. Dom, "So then I paged Billy when I was in the kitchen making pizza very sloppily and told him to call me and pretend to be one of my producers so I could give her what she wanted and she could get the heck out of my house." Me, "Smart one." Dom, "Yeah, so he did and me and her walked out of the house. I was on my way to the set and I told her where to go because she had her own car."
(Kelsey)
after a long pause Dom, "okay, I'm lying. Kelsey DID show up at my house, but I was so entranced by her witty personality and totally hot appearance that I invited her in and we got married yesterday. oh, here she comes. Hey Sweetie!" KElsey walks up. Kels. "oh hey Dara. looks like your fantasy was a little to late. we gotta go now."
(dara)
As I begin to get my cell phone out and start to dial a number, I look up at Kelsey and say, "Hey Kelsey, Cameron wants to talk to you." Dom looks confused and says, "What?"
(kelsey)
Kelsey takes the phone and shoots an evil glare at Dara, "Hey, Cameron? hi. I'm in L.A. with my new husband Dominic Monaghan. have a nice life." Hanging up the phone and giving it back to dara, Kelsey takes Dom by the hand (being sure to flash her wedding band) and saunters off leaving Dara all alone with her CD that Dom never even bought.
(Dara)
Being ever so disgusted that Dom would choose Kelsey over herself, I look at them and say, "That's ok, I always wanted Elijah more anyways. By the way how many steps to him?" Dom looks very depressed now, realizing what a mistake he has made and says, "You know what? Your right, Kelsey your dropped! Dara your the opposite of dropped!"
(both)
deedleedoodeedleedoodeedleedoo (Waynes World dream sequence)
(kelsey)
Dara wakes up and rubs her eyes tiredly, realizing sadly that it was all a dream except for the part about Dom leaving her for Kelsey and them having an awesome life together and her having to pay for her own CD and being cursed with a stupid texan accent.
THE END
(dara)
But not really. Then Dara tracks them down but not without first talking Elijah into being on her side and challenges them to a serious spades game.
(kelsey)
Winner takes Kelsey and Loser gets stuck with Dara. but what Dara doesn't know is that Dom and Kelsey Monaghan (thats right, they SHARE a last name now) have enlisted the help of Peter JAckson and Billy Boyd who happen to be excellent card players and they knock the pants off of gay Elijah and pathetic wanna be Dara.
THE END
(dara)
Except for the fact that Dara won a tournament once and she had previously talked to Peter Jacksons girlfriend Fran Walsch. Dearyl is nothing without his girl.
(kelsey)
Fran is obviously part of some secret cult or something so she has obviously not seen any cards for a long time. So anyway, in the end, Dara accepts the fact that she will always be second best to Dom. and Kelsey and dom invite all the gang over for a big LOTR and pizza party and everyone ends up happily ever after: Dom and Kelsey Monaghan and Elijah and Dara Wood.
and Peter and Fran Walsch. (still weird)
THE END!
(Dara)
And after Elijah, Dara and Dom get Kelsey completely hammered they break the news that this was all a big hoax and that Dom really doesn't want to be involved with a girlfriend right now and Dara gets elijah and Kelsey get's nothing and we have to go home but I'm still with Elijah and that is REALLY the END!!!!
(Kelsey)
except that they forgot that Kelsey is really smart, and had one up on them the whole time and always had a secret relationship with her TRUE love Billy.
(both)
then they both wake up Tuesday morning realizing that they spent WAY too much time last night watching LOTR and laugh about how funny it was that Robin got NOBODY!!! AAHAHAHAHAH!!!
(Dara)
THE END ! (for real!)
(Kelsey)
Me, "I agree, the end for real!"
(Dara)
PEACE!
so here it is read it please cause its so funny. (ok my cousin is Kelsey my sister it Dara Cameron is kelseys boyfriend and i'm Robin. i added the little (kelsey) (dara) so you know who wrote what part)
(kelsey)
Once upon a time, there was an incredibly hot hobbit named dominic Monaghan. He was so hot all the girl-hobbits swooned and begged for his number. In a land far far away there lived a girl named Kelsey who had heard about this super hot drop dead gorgeous hobbit and was sure that they would be perfect for each other. Despite the ridicules of her friends and family, Kelsey set off on a journey that would be filled with danger and terror to reach the far away land of...Wherever Dom Lives i.e. Manchester, Hawaii, and L.A. So anyway, Kelsey, (being the super-hot, friendly/funny girl that she is) was able to catch rides all the way across the world (er, US) to Dom's house. Once she arrived at the super-coolio hang out, she gathered her courage and firmly gripped her ultra-cool fabu tote bag with the LOTR pin on it, and walked right up to the door. She gave the quirky little knock that friends give, and waited patiently. the door opened and lo and behold, there was Dominic Monaghan in all his messy-haired-crooked-smiled-hazy-eyes glory!! He stared at her confused and dazed, as if he had just awoken (I forgot to mention it was six a.m. when Kelsey finally arrived in L.A. oops.) and asked in his amazingly sexy british accent, "can I help you?" Kelsey gave her awesomely demure smile and said smoothly, "why yes, Dom. I am Kelsey. I am your future wife. Nice to meet you." Dom kind of grinned and invited HER INSIDE HIS HOUSE!!!!! OHMY GOD! OH MY GOD! so Kelsey went in and surveyed her surroundings. Her eyes fell upon lizards, an electric guitar, some messy couches with crazy colored afghans thrown recklessly over them, a large rug that was filled with crazy spirals, monkey toys, and an extremely large entertainment center filled with CDs, a DVD player, a VCR, a large screen TV, an MP3 Disc Changer, etc. Dominic said to her, "uh, make yourself at home, I'm just going to go grab me a bite to eat." Kelsey slowly nodded and tried not to drool as she sat herself down on Dom's couch. DOM'S COUCH! IN HIS HOUSE! BESIDE HIS LIZARDS! OH MY GOD! WHO DOES THAT?! She took a deep breath and smoothed out her comfy jeans and straightened her lime green sweater over her Save the Dolphins tee she had decided would make the best impression on Dom. (btw she was also wearing some awesome starred converse shoes.) She told herself not to try too hard to impress him and to just be herself. Holding true to that promise, she dropped her bag, kicked off her shoes, and curled up in the corner of the couch just as she would have while at home. At length Dom emerged from the kitchen carrying a plate stacked high with cold pizza and a beer. "Um, it's six in the morning. It's barely even daylight outside," Kelsey said. Dom grinned and said, "it's always pizza time." Kelsey rolled her eyes and settled back in the couch. "So...you're my future wife, eh?" Kelsey nodded and smiled, suddenly embarrassed at her earlier forwardness. "WEll, maybe future best friend looking for more. For now." Dom laughed and said, "I see. So where are you from?" Kelsey rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, just a little place in the heart of East Texas with one grocery store, one stoplight, and no movie theatres." Dom chuckled, "Hicksville, eh? Well, don't worry, I've met a lot of cool girls from small towns." Kelsey nodded, as if satisfied, "it's good to hear someone not ragging on small southern towns. You know, not EVERYBODY from Texas wears ten-gallon hats and calls everyone 'bubba'." Dom laughed appreciatively and Kelsey glowed as she realized he was beginning to warm up to her. "So what are you doing here, really?" Dom asked. Kelsey shrugged and said, "actually, I really am just here to meet you! I am a huge fan of LOTR AND Lost, and I just thought that it would be awesome to meet my favorite character of the two; you." Dom got a puzzled look on his face and leaned towards Kelsey as if he was going to pose a very serious question. Kelsey straightened up in expectancy. "Now, just WHY am I your favorite character? And if you say I have a nice smile, I'm going to shoot you right now." Kelsey laughed and said, "Not disputing the "niceness" of your smile; I actually really like you because of the sarcastic humor you seem to have in life, and I appreciate the way you are able to incorporate that spin on things into your characters." Dom eyed her suspiciously. "Okay, and yes. you have a very nice smile. but for real, I always thought that we have that in common. I think we have a lot of things in common, actually." Dom cocked one eyebrow, "oh really?" Kelsey nodded assuredly, "Yep." Dom leaned back into his corner of his couch and crossed his arms (he was finished with his, er...breakfast) "what differentiates you from all my other fans?" Kelsey furrowed her brow as if she were thinking. "Well, I like you because of your personality? No, you probably get that a lot. Let's see, I think that you are a very good person? No, that's too dull. Well...let's just say that I think that everything about you is totally cool and I think that I would like to get to know YOU, not get to hold your hand or stuff like that." (secretly, kelsey hadn't completely out ruled these options, but she wasn't going to tell Dom that.) "Besides...you seem to have a big head. Fans? Who said anything about you having fans? Buddy, you need to get out more. did you really think that after starring next to Orlando Bloom ANY teenage girl in their right mind would like YOU?" she laughed to make sure he knew she was kidding, and not being spiteful. Just then the phone rang.
BRIIIIING
"Hello?" Dom picked up the phone. Kelsey waited patiently as Dom made all sorts of exasperated facial expressions into the receiver, for her benefit. Trying to muffle her giggles as Dom rolled his eyes and sighed loudly, she listened to Dom's end of the conversation. "Uh, yeah...well, actually; I might know someone. hold on a second." Dom covered the receiver and stage-whispered to Kelsey. "Have you ever considered pursuing a career in acting?" Kelsey stared at him with an open mouth and wide eyes. "Are you joking? I could have totally pulled off Arwen way better than that Liv chick." Dom laughed, nodded, and turned back into the phone, "Yeah, I've got a girl here named Kelsey-" "ELLIOTT!" Kelsey whispered as she jumped up and planted herself (rather boldly) right next to Dom on the couch under the guise of trying to find out what acting opportunity awaited her on the other end of that telephone conversation. Moving over a bit, but not seeming surprised or offended a bit, Dom said, "Okay, I'll bring her by. Thanks for calling." He hung up and turned to Kelsey. "Well, looks like you might have a job. One of my old producers called in a bind saying that he needed someone to play a small part in the next Lost episode. Not quite Arwen, but it's a start." Kelsey grinned devilishly and said as they grabbed their coats and headed to the door, "Watch out Hollywood!"
* * *
(Dara)
As I stand stationary in the middle of the second biggest CD store in the world, in LA; Dom stands there next to me, unbeknownst to me. As I look up, in the T's looking for a certain CD, I realize that I notice someone familier. I look up to actually try and figure out who it is and when I do he looks at me at the same time. "Hey," he says, "what are you looking for? Maybe I can help?" Me: "I was looking for a CD by this group called 'Thrice', heard of'em?"
Dom: "Actually I have. One of my friends got their cd a while ago and I like them." Me: So...where is it?" Dom: Well, let's look. Upon finding the cd, myself, I say, "Here it is. Thanks anyway. I'm glad I was able to waste your time." Dom: "I was here anyway, not a waste of my time. So where are you from?" Me: "Texas. Sadly." Dom: "Why sadly?" Me: Because I've always said to all my friends and my mom that I'm like a California'n born in Texas. I don't really care for Texas. And I hate the fact that I can't escape my stupid southern accent," Dom: Ah it's not really that big. If it was, I wouldn't have to ask you where you were from. I would just know." Me: "Well, I guess that's true. So what CD were you looking for?" Dom: "I wasn't looking for anybody specific, just looking." Me: "what was the last cd that you got?" Dom: "Coldplays newest one. (whatever the newest one would be at that point in time)" Me: "ah, I got that one last week. I like it. But this looks like this is all I need for right now. Care to buy it for me?" Dom: "For real?" Me: "Well, it's not like I'm the super hot star of LOTR and LOST that has millions of dollars and can buy cd's whenever he wishes. That would be nice." Dom: "ah, I don't get that much actually. But if it would mean something to you, I'll do what you wish." Me: Oh right like I"m gonna treasure it forever just cause your hands touched it." Dom: "Not because my hands touched it but because it's a bloody awesome group and it was free." Me, "And because now I can buy another cd with the money I was gonna spend on this one." Dom, "indeed." Heading up to the register with a ridiculously long line, giving me and Dom more time to talk, I say, "So who are you headed to go meet? Elijah? Billy? Peter Jackson?" Dom, "Actually I was on my way to Brad Pitts place to have lunch with George Clooney and them." Me, "Hmmm." Dom, "Hmmm, what?" Me, "I would much rather hang out with Elijah, Billy and Peter Jackson." Dom, "hahahaha, I agree." Me, "But I didn't spend 14 months filming a movie with them either. That would have been great." Dom, "Yeah, it was." Me, "Yeah, I'm sure it was." Dom, "Well, it was." Me, "OK SO IT WAS. I'm just wondering if it was." Dom, "Ok so, do you know this girl named Kelsey?" Me, "Kelsey?" Dom, "Kelsey Ellity or something like that." Me, "Elliott?" Dom, "Yeah, that." Me, "Nope." Dom, "Hmm, well you look a lot alike. And your both from Texas." Me, "Yeah, we're cousins. Why?" Dom, "I'm scared to say." Me, "If you knew the way I talked about her you would be down right obliged to say." Dom, "Ok, well she came by my house the other day at 6 in the morning. I pretended like she just woke me, but in reality I had already been awake for an hour getting ready to go shoot some stuff for LOST. She just barged in and sat her bag down on my floor, in the midst of my toy monkeys, mind you. And just insisted that I make her pizza and she just kept bugging me to get her an acting job." Me, looking perplexed. Me, "That would be completely absurd except for the fact that you invited her in?" Dom, "I said she barged in." Me, "Oh, ok, please continue." As the line is getting shorter. Dom, "So then I paged Billy when I was in the kitchen making pizza very sloppily and told him to call me and pretend to be one of my producers so I could give her what she wanted and she could get the heck out of my house." Me, "Smart one." Dom, "Yeah, so he did and me and her walked out of the house. I was on my way to the set and I told her where to go because she had her own car."
(Kelsey)
after a long pause Dom, "okay, I'm lying. Kelsey DID show up at my house, but I was so entranced by her witty personality and totally hot appearance that I invited her in and we got married yesterday. oh, here she comes. Hey Sweetie!" KElsey walks up. Kels. "oh hey Dara. looks like your fantasy was a little to late. we gotta go now."
(dara)
As I begin to get my cell phone out and start to dial a number, I look up at Kelsey and say, "Hey Kelsey, Cameron wants to talk to you." Dom looks confused and says, "What?"
(kelsey)
Kelsey takes the phone and shoots an evil glare at Dara, "Hey, Cameron? hi. I'm in L.A. with my new husband Dominic Monaghan. have a nice life." Hanging up the phone and giving it back to dara, Kelsey takes Dom by the hand (being sure to flash her wedding band) and saunters off leaving Dara all alone with her CD that Dom never even bought.
(Dara)
Being ever so disgusted that Dom would choose Kelsey over herself, I look at them and say, "That's ok, I always wanted Elijah more anyways. By the way how many steps to him?" Dom looks very depressed now, realizing what a mistake he has made and says, "You know what? Your right, Kelsey your dropped! Dara your the opposite of dropped!"
(both)
deedleedoodeedleedoodeedleedoo (Waynes World dream sequence)
(kelsey)
Dara wakes up and rubs her eyes tiredly, realizing sadly that it was all a dream except for the part about Dom leaving her for Kelsey and them having an awesome life together and her having to pay for her own CD and being cursed with a stupid texan accent.
THE END
(dara)
But not really. Then Dara tracks them down but not without first talking Elijah into being on her side and challenges them to a serious spades game.
(kelsey)
Winner takes Kelsey and Loser gets stuck with Dara. but what Dara doesn't know is that Dom and Kelsey Monaghan (thats right, they SHARE a last name now) have enlisted the help of Peter JAckson and Billy Boyd who happen to be excellent card players and they knock the pants off of gay Elijah and pathetic wanna be Dara.
THE END
(dara)
Except for the fact that Dara won a tournament once and she had previously talked to Peter Jacksons girlfriend Fran Walsch. Dearyl is nothing without his girl.
(kelsey)
Fran is obviously part of some secret cult or something so she has obviously not seen any cards for a long time. So anyway, in the end, Dara accepts the fact that she will always be second best to Dom. and Kelsey and dom invite all the gang over for a big LOTR and pizza party and everyone ends up happily ever after: Dom and Kelsey Monaghan and Elijah and Dara Wood.
and Peter and Fran Walsch. (still weird)
THE END!
(Dara)
And after Elijah, Dara and Dom get Kelsey completely hammered they break the news that this was all a big hoax and that Dom really doesn't want to be involved with a girlfriend right now and Dara gets elijah and Kelsey get's nothing and we have to go home but I'm still with Elijah and that is REALLY the END!!!!
(Kelsey)
except that they forgot that Kelsey is really smart, and had one up on them the whole time and always had a secret relationship with her TRUE love Billy.
(both)
then they both wake up Tuesday morning realizing that they spent WAY too much time last night watching LOTR and laugh about how funny it was that Robin got NOBODY!!! AAHAHAHAHAH!!!
(Dara)
THE END ! (for real!)
(Kelsey)
Me, "I agree, the end for real!"
(Dara)
PEACE!