Why did you have to run up the down elevator?

Could you confirm that yes, this is Mr Jorge Garcia himself and not someone working for you? My dad doesn't believe me. Even though he has no idea what he's talking about. He does that a lot.

Although I guess if it was somebody else they wouldn't go out and say it... Whatever.

Okay... I ran up the UP ESCALATOR.
I didn't run up any ELEVATOR, there's not enough room.
And watch it again it's going up.
If I ran up the down I would NEVER make it to the top.

As for your dad, it is me. I don't know how to prove it. And I really don't care if he doesn't believe me. He's not asking questions anyway.

But it's me.

Oopsie, I'm rather spastic. Heh. Merci beaucoup.

Yea. Obviously there isn't a way you could prove it... I just... meh.