OK, this thread is dedicated to Speaker and his ongoing identity crisis...

just as the subject implies.

This includes his every changing avie and his tendency to have multiple personalities on the Linear Board (which incidentally he does not seem to recall-lol).

At the time of this post his current avie features rather... err... interesting head apparel. I think that jeffofhearts must be called in at once to help with this one.

Take care,

Peace,

and all that good stuff,

surr

What are you talking about!? Multiple Identities!? Interesting head apparel!?

Are you insane!?

Are you insane!?


No Speaker dear,

You have the corner on insanity!!!

OK - regarding Tid calling Speaker a VIP...well, when he has his own threads dedicated to his changing avie, multiple ids, and such - I guess he IS a VIP to some....lmao....

nice hat, btw

just thought I would get in on the Speaker-worship!

lmao still!

kaidy

Poor speaker...the first Fusaleer to fall victim to the Mysterious Island Madness...

*joins the intervention* Speaker dear, we aren't blaming you...you can't help it...we know....
We Just Want To Help!

*grabs her backpack that she always carries with her*
Here, this will ease the pain....
*hands him some cotton candy*

*runs screaming from the crazy ladies*

hoo HOOo hoo HOO hoo HOO hoo HOO!!!

hoho... ;D does opheliapain have an identity crisis as well (changing the avies)? and if yes, what stage is it in, and how far from speaker? :angel:

POOR Poor Speaker, You know not who you are. :'(
We are here to help you, let it out dear, tell us how does it feel to have multiple personalities? :laugh:
OH and interesting hat you have there. BWAHHAAAHHHAAA

is speaker deslusional? OMG no... not speaker...

Speaker, sweetie... we KNOW that you're special... very s p e c i a l...

we know you do not have multiple personalities... at least your main personality does not know about them...


I'd like to speak to SpeakerPuppy now... SpeakerPuppy... are you here...

LMAO

I'm still in flux ;D

Same avie, but tweaked just a bit since it seems I'm getting a little bit of a following here (read: 3 people)

J/k ;)

ohmygosh, speaker are you psychic? I Do Eat Cookie Dough!!! *swoons* :o ;D

I don't really know much about you Speaker, but I LOVE the hat. Totally HOT. :lol2:

Ophelia-

Are you part of my fandom? Then of course you eat Cookie Dough!

LostinSLC-

Thanks! It is pretty hawt isn't it? ;)

Oh yeah! The hat's got it going on! I don't know much about your fandom or your identity crisis, but it's sure a helluva fun read! :D

*covered in cookie dough*

I EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH!

MUAH HA AH HAH AHA !

kaidy

lostin- thanks!

kaidy: you eat yourself!? ;)

what is this about cookie dough :-\


mmmmmmmmmmm cookie dough
mmmmmmmmmmm cookie dough ice cream

Speaker, you must not put words into my mouth...just dough!

lmao!

kaidy

i swear to only serve the speaker, the other speakers, and speaker's avie, can i get a lifetime supply of cookie dough?
me so hungie....

A world made of Cookie Dough is a mighty fine world indeed!!!

Kinda reminds me of a book/bookelet/story thingy I read last year for school. "In Watermelon Sugar" I cannot for the life of me remember the name of the author right now, but it was quite trippy and fun, and a bit confusing. Everything was made of Watermelon Sugar. Trees, clothing, food, etc. I will edit to post the author's name once I remember it. I believe the entire book is called "Trout Fishing in America" Which incidentally trout are also a running theme in the story. The trout are not made of Watermelon Sugar however. And now I am drawing parallels to LOST from the book. Wow, sooner or later everything comes back to LOST in my mind. I think I have LOST my mind.

Oh and Speaker I think that you have a wonderfully disturbing look on you face for that picture. You look ready to go postal on us or something.

COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE **bows to THE SPEAKER** :D

Hey look I have a new avie again!

*sees cashmere lady look at her, her hands behind her back and grinning*

Uh, whatcha got back there?

*cashmere lady reveals a straight jacket*

Uh, I'm gonna need that in a size 7...

Wow I feel so boring. I have been on the Fuse for over a month and I have never changed my avie.

I do have about a dozen or so names that I have posted on the LB as though. :lol2:

Different aliases on the LB....hmm. I should make a couple of different names and have a conversation with myself sometime. XD

Different aliases on the LB....hmm. I should make a couple of different names and have a conversation with myself sometime. XD


LOL, I've done that before. Since then I don't think I have ever been left alone on the LB. And there were a few comments about me contracting the Island Madness.

Wow I feel so boring.* I have been on the Fuse for over a month and I have never changed my avie.*

I do have about a dozen or so names that I have posted on the LB as though.* :lol2:



Spill it, sister! Who ARE you...????lmao

kaidy

It seems that speaker isn't the only Fusey that has contracted a nasty case of identity crisis! ::)

Spill it, sister!* Who ARE you...????lmao

kaidy



OK, lets see who I can remember off-hand... :lol2:

surreality_fan, (never posted as but posted to as-surrealife_fan), surr, surrhobbit, surrgol, surrlum, ZombieSurr, surrgeorgeann, PsychoClown, PsychoBadger, PsychoLlama, and at least two "secret ones." I am sure that there are more that I am forgetting. :)

lol -- tis ok Surr....kaidyverine, Elroy the midget (and Elroy & Elrond when they are together), and 5 Pie Guys....that I'm tellin....lol


kaidy

kaidy

It's contagious. I was normalish before I came to the Fuse!!!

i'm not creative enuff to have conversations with myself...yet ::)

sure you are!!!!!!!!

ohkay, yes every once in awhile I answer myself....and call myself preciousss....buts thats a whole different thing entirely :-*

Ophelia is da precious!

*grabs ophelia and runs away to the caveses cackling*

The precious! The precious!

Speaker, do you provide the cookie dough? Because that sounds awfully good right now. And I'd be you fan if you gave me cookie dough. ;D

Sure, i've got buckets of the stuff!!

Chocolate chip, I hope.

OK, OK, I'm in. You've got one more member of your fandom! What's that, like 5 now? :angel:

Including his other personalities? Approximatly 20. :-*

speaker, just wanted to let you know that if you need to start a support group for yourself, myself and the multiple voices in my head are all hear to support and help you...

poor psycotic speaker... Maybe naming your personalities would help, like calling them tweeter, woofer, or something along those lines...

I need no support group! I have no identity crisis!!!!!


Dude...is that you with a hot asian fiance!? rawk on :)

Heck yeah... half-German, half-Chinese, the body of a supermodel, and the mind of a genius... I am one freakin' lucky guy...

o.O
OMG

I'm lucky too! (no asian but still friggin HAWT)

speaker still in denial ::)

in denial of what?

see? ::)
LOL

maybe?

Scary Speaker Hat Man is in da Nile! Watch out for da crocs!

well I am a gemini!

OMG THERE ARE TWO OF ME RUNN!!!!!!

*gak* Speaker multiplying! Oh nos! The entire 'Lage is in danger! Must... warn... the others!

there are 2 :o

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*runs and hides*

do I have a stalker? Uh...police??? Anybody? HELP!! :o ;D

what? who? whre? i'll kill'em! point me att'em!

*points speaker at his other self*

AH! Another me! *begins wraslin self*

ok, my bottle of Pepsi Holiday Spice is on speaker!

which one?!?! :P

Me!

NO ME!

Use the Force, speaker!!! ;D

Maybe if we can get the two Speakers to sit down and talk to each other, we can help them to merge back into one body.

I'm the real Speaker! See....I can do the snoopy geeker dance of joy *does snoopy dance*

Where is the other Speaker then? Hmm . . . we'll have to figure out a test. Ask you thinks only the real Speaker will know.

okay, it's been a few months, but my ever changing avie seems to have reactivated!

BEST ONE YET!

*sits down*

**PETS** Speaker have you figured out who you are yet? By the way I lurve your Iconage. ;D

ACK! Sexy Speaker!! *pools into a little puddle*

*stares in awe*

oOOOooOOOOoOOO

AwwwwWWWWwwwwwe

*snaps out of it*

oh, there was a little drool there, sorry

*wipes her chin*

ew, u got some on me!

dude, thats not me...

*looks up to see a monster, drool dripping from its fangs*

oh, is that good or bad?

dude, thats not me...

*looks up to see a monster, drool dripping from its fangs*

oh, is that good or bad?

**looks at Varda's monser**
Oh bad , bad bad bad very bad, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **splits**

*sobs* I'm all wet! *lip quivers* :'(

*sobs* I'm all wet! *lip quivers* :'(


<Yakko>
GOOOODNight everybody!
</Yakko>

tree hree

LOL

I love those crazy Animaniacs

I kinda miss the hat speaker! *Maybe a combination of the current avie and the hat, yeah homie that might just do it!


:angel:

sexeh speaker!!! :laugh:

PLEASE, ope don't go there!

hahahahah.... :lol2:

*pokes the monster, who chomps on her hand*

*sobs* I'm all wet! *lip quivers** :'(


what?* NO ONE is going to comment on this?* *the mind boggles*
that whole post just sounds so WRONG.

just me then?* okay.* *falls on floor laughing hysterically*

that is all. ;D

the thread is somewhat wrong...

*punches the monster and tries to yank her arm back*

*points and laughs at Varda fighting the monster*

Hey, who let him in here anyway?

probably Quirrel....
wait, no, he's dead...

*ponders*
*is punched by the monster as she ponders and crases into the wall*

i dont know...

If I stuck my wand in his nose, would that help?

talking of noses...

*pulls out a tissue to stop the blood that coming out of her nose*

now this is personal...

*runs and jumps on its back*