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Varda
03-16-2005, 09:21 AM
some people live for the fortune

Jesyca
03-16-2005, 09:39 AM
WHEEL OF FORTUNE!? Is that on yet Douglas?

(Douglas = Lindy/Varda/old dude)

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:40 AM
No, but can you tape it for me today?

Jesyca
03-16-2005, 09:43 AM
BLAST! No, sorry I have to go to class soon... uhm... you know... knitting 101 *cough*

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:44 AM
Drat! I have a bridge tournament!

Snabbygail
03-16-2005, 09:49 AM
OMG. I started working out last week. I found some muscles in my hips that haven't been used. I feel like an old lady with broken hips today. Will someone send me a walker?

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:53 AM
I could send you Jerome's rascal... he doesn't need it that much

Snabbygail
03-16-2005, 09:57 AM
*pops some wheelies on the rascal* I feel young again. LOL

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:59 AM
Thats the spirit! Just watch out for those roots....

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 10:34 AM
*Harold wakes up and sees his rascal is missing*
Oh great googly moogly...

Varda
03-16-2005, 12:36 PM
Harold, did you put the alka seltzer in the cup for my teeth?

Jesyca
03-16-2005, 01:49 PM
*Pets walker*

There, there... i won't let anyone take you my dear rascal.

Varda
03-16-2005, 05:21 PM
Jerome, when did you get a dog?

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 05:56 PM
*swallows teeth and chokes*

jme
03-16-2005, 06:26 PM
Ophelia rocks like a fox wearin' socks!

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 06:27 PM
Yay! Love! *drools* I love to be loved...

jme
03-16-2005, 06:30 PM
Donna Summer loves to love ya! :P

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 06:32 PM
My finger smells. I cut it nasty the other day. Bled for like FOREVER! :laugh: I had a bandaid on it all last night and all day at work and when I took it off, this awful smell came to my nose! And now it won't go away! My thumb is smelly! I have a SMELLY THUMB! ACK!

*Dom will never love a girl with a smelly thumb...*

jme
03-16-2005, 06:42 PM
I gotta go back to work now! ::)

Talk to ya later. ;D

CapnHuFlungDu
03-16-2005, 06:56 PM
I'm sure Dom would still love a girl with a smelly finger, as long as it's not ALL of them. :laugh:

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:16 PM
as long as you dont force him to eat peanut butter off the smelly thumb you should be fine

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 10:42 PM
"But my thumb smells real bad!" LOL! :lol2:

Jesyca
03-17-2005, 09:37 AM
I HAVE A DOG!? *Turns up hearing-aid* WHERE!?

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:05 AM
It's biting your bum-bum, Jerome...

Ophelia
03-17-2005, 12:58 PM
*watches the dog shred up Jeromes depends*

Snabbygail
03-17-2005, 01:05 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. :lol: That made me laugh so hard.

Ophelia
03-17-2005, 01:06 PM
*gets out of the way of the poop rolling by her*

Roni1
03-17-2005, 01:20 PM
:lol2: Oh my heck!! you guys crack me up!! hehe!!

Jesyca
03-17-2005, 01:59 PM
OH NO! RASCAL JUST BIT OPHELIA'S SMELLY FINGER OFF!

Varda
03-17-2005, 06:07 PM
*covers her face with a hankerchief*

oh my! it's worse under the skin!

CapnHuFlungDu
03-17-2005, 06:29 PM
Don't worry! *sprays lysol everywhere* Now everyone should be ok. But if your nose hairs start dropping out, I recommend calling the Dr. ;) :lol2:

Varda
03-17-2005, 06:33 PM
does Demedcare cover this?

CapnHuFlungDu
03-17-2005, 09:40 PM
I'm pretty sure the Dom medical plan covers this. :P

fanofangel
03-17-2005, 10:05 PM
Poor Ophelia, is there any part of your anatomy that smells sweet?

CapnHuFlungDu
03-17-2005, 10:24 PM
:o :lol2: