Girl, you are so cool! I love those avie's you made for me.

Peace

Oooo can I bee OpheliaMinion #2!?

ohmygawd, this is soo awesome! I rok!
*happy dance*
can I be my own minion too? :D

I don't see why not.......Jorge is his own minion!

I forgot to thanx LOSTinSLC! J, if you ever want another avie, let me know! And hey, you didn't rip Charlies shirt did you???? ;)

I definitely want to be a minion of ophelia, I love reading what ever you write...

Did anyone else notice that the sleep walking chick on CSI-NY last night was named Ophelia? I was thinking the whole time, "I wonder if that actress is Opheliapain on the 'lage"... But then I saw your website and notice that you are alot better looking than the CSI Actress... but I still thought of you cause it was a unique name...

So are we gonna be T.R.O.M? The Real Ophelia Minions? Whatever our name is I hope I can be #3 or #4 depending on whether ophelia gives herself a number...

aww, thanx mattyd! you guys all rok! :'( :)

what about TROMA The Real Ophelia Minions Association


Or just OpheliaMinions "I feel your minions"

or Minions Of Ophelia "Moo"

or Minions Of Her Hawtness Ophelia "MOHHO"

ooo, ooo, name us Moo! :o :laugh:

I Like TROMA, but shouldn't ophelia pick? *Or do we, since we are the mindless minions that follow her around shouting her name?

so shall we call MOO to order?

o! i would love to honor the great warrior who slew the evil purple dancing dinosaur!

someon killed the one eyed one horned flying purple people eater!? :O

no... im going to say this only once, because the name stile strikes fear in the hearts of the bravest:
Barney.

AhGhaHAgagHAha!
Don't say that word!

*note the Python obvious reference...MOO*

and OMG, speaker...*falls over* that avie rocks my socks!

I forgot to thanx LOSTinSLC! J, if you ever want another avie, let me know! And hey, you didn't rip Charlies shirt did you????* ;)


Ophelia, I can never tell just exactly what transpired between "Charlie" and I. LOL Thanks again for the Avie, I'm already getting compliments on it. Any chance you want to make a Good Charlotte one for my daughter?
Thanks,
Minion #1 ;D

ophelia - like it? ;)

It seems so familar! But I just can't place where I remember it from...
hmmm.
And SURE, Lostinslc, I'd love to make an avie for your daughter! I am working alot this week tho so I have no time. But as soon as I can, I definatly will get on it!

Moooooooooooo

Thanks Ophelia! I tried to do something in Paintbrush but I didn't quite get it. I may keep trying but I'm working and busy, busy, busy this week as well. I'm looking forward to Christmas break. Happy Holidays to you!!

I'll jump aboard the Ophelia worship.

this is so fetch!

LOL :D

Stop trying to make fetch happen! :lol2:

*joins in the Ophelia minionship*

Ophelia,

With this cult following you have going on, we are going to have to see about making you a VIP on this board. ;D

Peace

Eep!!
;D

Your gonna make me a Very Icelandic Person? I'm already freezing!! :o

Funny! I'm freezing too! It's cold in Utah! My boss wants me to go to this Golf Merchandise Show in Orlando in January, but I'm trying really hard to talk him into sending me to ORC in Pasadena instead. It's at least a shot because he is a LoTR fan also, even tho he's almost 60. Anyway, he said with my luck I'd end up with a dwarf instead of a hobbit. How sad :-[

Peace!

I am so jealous! I want to go! I hate that I am stuck in the corner of the US and not nearer to all the excitement. And what - girl you ain't gettin no dwarve! Your gonna hook up with a shexxy Elf!!!

I am so jealous! I want to go! I hate that I am stuck in the corner of the US and not nearer to all the excitement. And what - girl you ain't gettin no dwarve! Your gonna hook up with a shexxy Elf!!!


The ORC festival is over a weekend and I'm trying to talk my friend into even driving there with me. I have no money but heck, I'll sleep in my car. I'll figure it out somehow. Just a chance to get close to it. You know as much as I do like the sexy elf, my heart's set on a certain hobbit. Heck, I'll drive on over to the great lakes area and pick you up girl. I LOVE road trips. Get a week or so off work and we'll go chasing hobbits in sunny California!! ;)

why does the thought of chasing hobbits give me funny thoughts?
hee hee...
oh dear ::)

Is Dom gonna be there? OMG.... :o
I am afraid I will get tossed out if I go...and nobody tosses a dwarf!

The thought of chasing hobbits gives me funny thoughts and funny feelings... hee hee ;)

It gives me a funny mental picture... I mean I'm sure you are lovely LostinSLC, but I got this funny picture of a female giant with a beard chasing around little hobbits cause she was hungry... LoL

I wish they were having ORC in Philly...

Oh and about ophelia becoming a VIP... Has she really done anything to merit her being turned into a Virtually Inedible Peanut? I always thought she was so nice...

Moo Moo Moo

It gives me a funny mental picture... I mean I'm sure you are lovely LostinSLC, but I got this funny picture of a female giant with a beard chasing around little hobbits cause she was hungry... LoL

I wish they were having ORC in Philly...

Oh and about ophelia becoming a VIP... Has she really done anything to merit her being turned into a Virtually Inedible Peanut?* I always thought she was so nice...

Moo Moo Moo


That is a funny mental picture!! :lol2: But no I'm not a giant and definately beardless, and about the only thing I'm hungry for is a little cuddling with Dom!! ha ha

We loves Ophelia! I'm her #1 minion ya know.

Yeah for me!! My last post got me in Coach! I'm moving up in the plane ride.

MarvMatt you are funny!! ;D

Congrats on Coach... next step Econ... When will I ever get there

LostinSlc, congrats! That is so awesome! Soon you'll be as addicted as me!
MarvMattyD, have I congrat'd you yet about your upcoming marriage? No? Well, then, congrats to you and the old ball and chain!

Mooo mooo...hiccup! Mooo moooo....
*hobbit runs by and Ophelia chases it*

I just got done telling O how much she rocks. Coooooooooool! :jump1: :jump1: :jump1: :jump1:

U totally rok that avie! And sure, I'll fix it. I don't know when but I will fix it!

LostinSlc, congrats! That is so awesome! Soon you'll be as addicted as me!
MarvMattyD, have I congrat'd you yet about your upcoming marriage? No? Well, then, congrats to you and the old ball and chain!

Mooo mooo...hiccup! Mooo moooo....
*hobbit runs by and Ophelia chases it*


Ophelia, I am becoming a full blown addict to this board ~ no doubt about it!
My congrats to MarvMatt as well. Live, Love and Laugh often.

I hope you caught that hobbit Ophelia!! ;)

:( He hopped on a oliphaunt and disapeared....

:( He hopped on a oliphaunt and disapeared....

Bummer! I'm sure hoping a hobbit comes to Utah in January! *crosses finger* The last update I read said he was hoping to fit the Slamdance premiere into his schedule. Santa, if you can hear me, this is my Christmas wish!!! ;D

Hey minions, hows ya day goin??? ;D
Mine - good!
Just put a computer on lay away!
*skips with glee - wait, who's glee? And why am I skipping with it?*

Heehee... The Dog of Glee? My day is going jolly good thanks.

Hey minions, hows ya day goin???* ;D
Mine - good!
Just put a computer on lay away!
*skips with glee - wait, who's glee? And why am I skipping with it?*


The day's GREAT!! I don't have to physically go into work until the 3rd of January! Yipee for me! I have to work from home, but still, jammies, whenever I feel like stopping, no co-workers around to get on my nerves ~ I think I can handle it.

You're getting a new computer, You're getting a new computer, Yeah for you! Happy Holidays!

Peace!

LOSTinSLC: If u do go on later, answer this: Did ya get my email???* ;D

Moooo....boo hoo hoo!
I don't rock anymore... : (

*sniff* more posts n everything, and I have NO MINIONS!

thought I was popular....

*sniff*

congrats, ophelia...

you all rock. but i rule!

MOOHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!

ok, im done now

Varda... You can't say that here! *pounces*

what can't i say? moohehehehe? i thought it was mujajaja... i couldnt say here

No... you can't say THAT!!!

i never said that!

But you just did... I knew you would... Sigh!

well, I wouldn't have if it wasn't for you!

You guys remind me of Dom and Billy ;D :laugh:

You guys remind me of Dom and Billy* ;D :laugh:


You hit the nail on the head with that!! They do have the back and forth banter thing going on! Quite funny!

I'll be sending a very cute (but strange) Insomniac your way in the next day or two. I just have to get outta the funk I've been in and actually leave the house. ;) The holidays take alot outta me. Hanging out with my family for 24 hours straight is WAY too much. They are tough to be around. My parents are plastic perfect and oh so proper. My daughter and I do not fit their image of how we should act, talk, dress, and so on and so on.
I

I certainly get that whole 'don't fit the mold' funk your in. Say no more!
And thanks, I can't wait to get it! *does a happy dance*
Dom, dom, dom...

Thanks, that's the best compliment ever! ;D

YOu would have anyways Varda! You know it!

If I ate eggs in the morning and bacon at night, would that be wrong? :-\

:lol2: Bacon is never wrong!

Man, bacon sure makes you fat...gonna comment on that Jesyca or are you just gonna laugh silently?

KUMARA AND BACON... TOGETHA!= Love

Kumara?!

Non, non, non...

Eggshells + Bacon = Love

*makes pizza*

*shakes head*

You eat odd things Ophelia!

I do? *munches on a cinnomin stick*

Yeshy!

*pops cotton ball in her mouth* mmmm...

That's not a marshmellow!

Are you sure? :-\

Did it look like the Michalen(spelled wrong... whateva) man?

More like a piece of mold, actually...

Then it wasn't a marshmellow!

I'm not okaaaaaay you wear me ooooout!

I Love that song!

what song would that be? :-\

I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by My Chemical Romance!

You said you read me like a book but the pages all are torn and frayed! *dances*

here's a llama
there's a llama
and another little llama
fuzzy llama
funny llama
Llama llama
duck

*moshes*

*points and laughs at the use of the word duck in a llama song*

Wha-? *gets knocked to the ground by the flying llama*

Oh! It meant duck duck... OOPS!

I thought flying llamas migrated by this time of the season? Bugger it!

They do...

*rolls out of the way as a flock of llamas fly by*

Just wanted to remind you..........YOU ROCK!!! And Dom loves you! ;)

AND I LOVE DOM!

jes... you forgot to say that you also love Mini-me. you know he gets when he feels he isn't loved

*hugs him*

He knows he's loved... it's in my siggy!

*steals Mini-Varda and huggles*

*tear*

yea well... i love him more! he completes me...

No I do! You just tossed him at me! I took him in and named him!

i gave him to you to watch because i move in my sleep and i didn't want to kick him!

YOU THREW HIM!!!!!

HE LIKES TO FLY!

HE DOESN'T!

*puts Mini-Varda safely in her jacket pocket*

YES HE DOES!

*pulls out some small wings*

he asked me to make these for him!

Oh yea... and he dreams of becoming a fairy I suppose right!?

no, a flying rat's um... bottom

Ophelia~ where ya been? Dohm will NEVER hear us if you don't get back in here and start the chant!!! ;D

PEACE!

Ophelia, I can't wait till you are back!!! :jump: From now on we will have to keep any of our "hot wax, handcuffs and chair tying" to our PM's. We have offended many people and we have now been accused of SCARING AWAY THE VIPS!! >:(

PEACE!

*Adjusts her green, teal gem studded gnome hat that she wrestled from a cross-dressing gnome* Who knows... maybe we do scare people... but honestly it's all in good fun! :)

Jes, you don't scare people. you just get them a bit nervous

Jesyca and Varda, did you read the latest on the "Who wants to see Dom break the internet" thread?

Ophelia and I got too carried away with our talk and got taken to task by some people. Do you guys really think we were out of line and that we are scaring away the VIPS? :-\

PEACE!

Oh, that's good Varda, Thanks for telling me!

Yeah I did read that. I honestly can't say. I know you guys were just messing about. Some people just take things like that the wrong way. But who are they to speak for the VIP's? If you are or were scaring them I bet they'd tell you theirselves.

Thanks Jesyca! It's crazy that some people can take what is a joke and make it out to be this BIG deal and tell us we have no dignity and are scarying the VIPS away. I would think Karri the administrator would remove it if she thought it was offensive. ;D

Oh no problem! Don't worry about the yellyingness and negativity! This place should be fun and peaceful! :)

Yeah, fun and peaceful and freedom of speech eh? ;) I hate to be yelled at, that's what my parents are there for!! LOL :lol2:

Ah, so true! :P

*Learns to fly on a guitar with Thor the god of Lightning "son of Zeus" ((Really son of Odin... dumb dude))*

Today is the day before LOST! Yipeee!!!! :jump:

27 hours exactly! (According to my clock anyway) *Woots*

It's not the same without you Ophelia!! :'(

OMG!!!!!! ru back???

I'm back! And wowsie, have i missed my fellow fusees! Let me tell you my horrid dreadful plight! i have been sent to an evil scary place called michigan, where i was placed in a damp, dark room with a broken computer!!! and for a whole WEEK i was without it! at night, i could hear the sounds of phantom computer beeps. and every wednesday, i watched a show on ABC called Lost yet afterwards, i was always tormented by the feeling of loss, knowing i could not get on here and tell you all about it! my hopes seemed to die...that i would never see another computer again....but then! then, i was transported to a magical place with internet and i got on, logged in and typed this to you! oh how thankful I was! dear friends, do not fret over me...for i will be returning tommorow to a world of DSL and working computers!

Ta, my lovelies!
Ophelia

WooHoo! Glad you are back! Did you get the Insomniac yet?

YES!!!! NOB YOU ARE THE MOST EXCELLANT CHICK EVER!! *pardon my BillandTed moment*
YOU SO TOTALLY ROCK SQUIRT!! *oops, pardon my FindingNemo moment* I have not watched it yet as I have much to catch up on here and in my laundry duties. As the official Ophelia of the Lage, I am obligated to make sure everything is still out of control and wacky. And of course, I must keep the sacred Dohm going! Thouest thy most important job of all!

O...k....

Have I LOST it or what? Yep. Well, thats what 5 hours in a car will do to ya.
I will watch Insomniacs Nightmare tonight, when it is dark. All movies look better at night.
SO-till then...thank you! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you !!!!!!!!!

You are most welcome! I can't wait to hear what you think of the show!!??

I have lots of work to do so I'm only here for a minute. Are you so happy to be home finally? It seemed alot longer than 2 weeks to me, can't imagine how long it felt to you?

Thanks for the Bill and Ted and the Finding Nemo moment. Totally cool!!

Enjoy your movie tonight! ;D

Is it strange of me that I laughed through the whole beggining and then when he was about to go find the box in his closet he picked up his pants and looked down them, seeming pretty proud of what he saw? That cracked me up! And then the whole dead friend thing was alittle irritating. And my dvd player is crap so I heard nothing of the convo between him and the dog cause it was going brrrzzzzz!
But even though I couldnt hear it, it looked absolutly cracking! I want to make up my own dialoge for that scene. There are so many places I could go with that! Hahaha...loved it! Thanks again!

And yes, it felt like forever...I could never live like Dom does. Moving from one place to another constantly. I am sure its something u get used to but I am too much of a homebody. I was in 3 different states in two days. To me, that sucked. Cause I hate hotels. And being moved around like luggage. I feel out of place. When we drove into Pennsylvania, I kept shouting 'I know that building! I know that tree! I know that bump in the road! I know that pothole!', just cracking my mum up. I was just soooo glad to be home. HOME! It is a more important place to me than I ever realized. Home. *sigh* Tonite will be my first night back in my own bed. I am glad and relieved.
Thanks for asking. Your an awesome chick!
~Ophelia

Not strange to laugh at all, I did along with my wtf moments. That sucks you missed the dog convo. It was good, but I'm sure your wild imagination can take it to much greater heights. The water running thing got to me. I've done that before. Maybe not quite that way, like as soon as I realized it I shut the water off ya know. ;D

The only way I like to travel is if it is on my terms, my agenda or planned with someone. If I have to "follow" someone elses itinerary the whole time, I get grouchy . Traveling can be so much fun, when you get to do it your way. It's just sooo expensive!! *hmmm, must make millions*

Yipee, your home!

Yeah I was kind of grumpy that I had no say as the where I was dragged to...that sucked. And since my Dad and sis have a better relationship, they talked to each other and ignored me the whole trip. Ya know, like when you invite your two friends over and they are chatty all night and blow you off? Thats how it was.

But blah blah woof woof and c'est la vie, I am HOME and life is back to its normality.

Yah for me, I just hit my premium economy. :party:

I thought I'd never get there.. no wait, I knew I would because I don't work when I am at my job anymore, I post here instead. *slaps hand, bad employee*

Ophelia you are such a cool chick! I love the compliment thread you started. That was a good call.
I have to go to bed, must get up at 5:30, scrape snow off car and go to work! Sad for me! :(

I wish I could stay and post all night. Catch ya tomorrow sometime. ;D

JME

Aww....poor Jme! Well, ta ta for now dahling, post with ya sometime soon!

Cheers!
Ophelia

No.... JME is strong and she has coffee in the morning. I'm staying up!!

Java, java, java... :w00t:

Java may not help me at this point. So tired, can't stay awake. G'nite Ophelia.
Sweet Dohm Dreams! ;)
JME

Sweet Dohm nite!
BYE JME!

All night long I dreamt I was posting on the Fuselage and when I woke up, I wasn't sure if I had really posted some things or not so I had to go read some threads to see. Very weird.... :-\

Oh that is so weird...I have dreams like that...where I do things in my dreams that I would do in normal life....and then I am not sure whether it really happened or not. Theres been many times where I think I have an inside joke with one of my friends and its something I dreamed...it never really happened...and they think I am insane!

Yay Ophelia! You made it! I know we're all happy to have you back. :laugh:

No more cigarette smoke and a working computer! What else could you want from this world?

I am glad to be back...only now I am getting kicked off the computer! :( Bye guys n gals....chat soon!

I dream like that all the time too....... mostly I dream about work and dream I did something and then get to my office and it's not done and then I'm confused. I hate it because then I feel like I am doing double the work. >:(

Yeah I know the feeling! And then theres the dreams you have of working a really hard day at the job and then wake up and have to go to work that morning? You feel tired from the dream and then it just spoils your mood for the rest of the work time.

Yeah I know the feeling! And then theres the dreams you have of working a really hard day at the job and then wake up and have to go to work that morning? You feel tired from the dream and then it just spoils your mood for the rest of the work time.


EXACTLY!!! Sometimes I feel like I'm working two jobs!!! >:(

Wish I was working two jobs....I've got to pay 316 bucks on my computer in less than three weeks or I am not going to get it....and with my lousy 16 hour a wk job....I don't see that happening! :-[

Check out the user names on this board ~ joelsgirl is my daughter!! :angel: She will be reading and posting soon. ut oh

I wish I was getting paid for two jobs while only working one... but in reality i'm really not even getting paid for one job while working one job... stupid budget cuts...

that must really suck...ya know, since your getting hitched and all

So, my dear daughter isn't old enough to be posting on boards, I found out this morning via email.* Sad huh* :'(
That's ok, she was so frustrated trying to play the name game yesterday.....* *by the time she thought of a name, someone else had already posted, so she would think of another and BAM someone beat her to the punch again.* It's tough to be a kid. >:(


Oh no! I guess she entered in her birthday?

Yup, she did! Must be that childlike innocence... :angel: ... that and us not reading the rules!! :lol2:

Well, she'll just have to come back and play with us in a few years. :laugh:

Hmmm.. very interesting? ???

sorry this is OT, but LostinSLC, i mean NOB, i mean jme.... how do you keep changing your name?

My very special magic powers! Mwaaahaahaaa!!

No, really I had to email Karri the Administrator. She's super sweet :flower: and has been very helpful towards me, but I'm not allowed to change it ever again. I promised! The nob was supposed to be fun, but my daughter told me something about nob that was disturbing. When I think of nob, I think of like... a door knob, or nails on blackboard, which was what it was short for, but apparently middle school kids here have a slang meaning for nob. So, I HAD to change it again.

Congrats on the engagement!!! :mushy:

Yeah... I wasn't gonna say anything.. even for us twenty-somethings NOB has a couple of different meanings which aren't exactly desirable...


Thanks for the congrats... Due to some scheduling conflicts we have acutally now set the date for the wedding for Sept 3... OMG, it's just like 32.5 weeks away... dang are we gonna be busy...

Oh geez.......... I'm really glad I changed it now! Thanks mattyd ~ I wasn't 100% sure my daughter was being serious. Ack!

You are going to be busy getting that wedding together, but it will all come together and be fabulous, I'm sure!

Ophelia ~ thanks for schooling me on the LJ and fries and everything else last night. My dear daughter says she is going to put a time limit on me for Fuselage posting. She says if I go over the alloted time she will start charging me by the minute!! She knows karate and is the same size as me, so I guess I better listen to her!! LOL :lol2:

LOL! Poor Jme, those children can be so unfair, eh?? ;)

The kid had a very cool day today! 8) She had her picture taken with Danny Masterson. She LOVES him!!!!. I'm going to scan it in and put it on my web site. I really need to get a digital camera. Santa was supposed to bring me one, but he didn't. I guess I was a bad girl! :devil:

I miss u Jme! Come back from overtime soon!!! :)

Oh and that Dom related package...did you put breathing holes in it? Cause Dom will need to breathe, ya know...tee hee... ::)

I broke free from the chains that keep me at my desk!!! Aaarrgghghh.. can't work anymore!! :dizzy:

I miss hanging here and chatting! I keep missing you Ophelia, like by just minutes it seems.

You haven't gotten that yet? Mailed last Thursday... should get it any day.... if LOST in mail I will be so mad!! Randi helped me pick just the right ones. Oh I hope you have it by the time you get back on the Fuse. I'll be back. *imagine I said that in an Arnold voice*

Lurve ya!!

AH! We do keep missing each other!
can't wait to get it!

Ophelia I just can't wait until this work is done and I can get on here for more than 10 minutes at a time!! I miss chatting with ya!!!

Please tell me you got that today? I will be so sad :'( if that gets lost or something. Maybe the snowstorms are making the mail late?

I'm not taking work home tonight so maybe I'll get a chance to talk to ya later.

PEACE!

no i didn't get it! >:( stupid weather...oh and we do live like reallllly far away from one another! hmm, NOT IMPORTANT ;)

Yeah..... the weather and you on the east and I on the west, that's the holdup.
However, if it doesn't show up soon, I'll be going postal on the postal service!! Mwahaaahaaaaahaaaahaaa :lol2:

:o ookay...calm down, jme! *hands her something* here, have a hershey kiss. ;D

:o ookay...calm down, jme! *hands her something* here, have a hershey kiss.* ;D


*takes hershey kiss from Ophelia* thanks...yum...caramel inside!! OK...calmed down now. :mellow:
"After all ...tomorrow is another day." *crosses fingers and hopes*

Work sucks... I'm going to put that in with Mushy Oreos!! :P

*Opens a tiny box and :sorcerer: pops out*

WHOA...

* :sorcerer: : turns Ophelia into a Hershey's Kiss*

Gasp! Bad lil' Wizard Smiley...

* :sorcerer: : runs away*

*Chases*

Umm, problem...I'm still a tiny piece of chocolate and there are like a dozen hungry people staring at me right now...*squirms nervously* :o

So did the tiny little piece of chocolate get any mail today???? ???

YEP!!!
*hugs jme*
I lurve them! Thank you thank you thank you!

Finally!! ;D

*hugs back*

*Catches *:sorcerer:*

Okay, you turn Lia back now!

* :sorcerer: bounces*

*leers at the bouncy wizard pathetically*
Pleeeeese....
*whimpers and pouts*
*eyes widen like Puss in Boots*

*Chortles at the Lia Hershey Kiss*

Sorry.... it's odd seeing a Kiss with a face...

*jabs at :sorcerer: with her wooden badger poking spoon*

* :sorcerer: waves his stupid plastic wand at Lia and turns her into a human again*

*Locks the :sorcerer: back in the tiny box*

Jesyca... could tiny wizard turn me into Evangaline Lily for a week or so?? ;)

*laughs at jme*
Hahahaha...mmmsquishyness with Dom....canoodling...fun times :-*

Oh yeah, a few neck nibbles... a tight squeeze... ok, make that a month please!! ;D

Well... I dunno...

*Puts the box away in her pocket and runs away*

Awww. no come back!! Now jesyca will use tiny wizard for her own purposes!! mwahaha

Oh...uh, wait, whats this?!

*opens her own box...looks alot like Jacks box in AIN*

:police:

Policeman, go get that wizard!!!

No... He's mine wizard!

*runs*

:zorro:
My Zorro will get you! You cannot hide!
Mwhahaha... :vampire:

:king: says "what the hell?" Trouble in my kingdom?

Yeah, Jme wants the wizard to turn her into Evi for a week but that bloody wizard keeps running away! So I put my Zorro on his tail and now they are gonna duke it out, mano e mano!

Otherwise, nope, everything is hunkey dory

Ophelia does rock because she stands up for what she believes in. (And she;s a good poster, always interesting)

Yeah and what she believes in is dissin me... :laugh: :lol2:

Ah, thanks. *blushes* You rock too, LearntoFly!

Yup, AJ, cause its fun! ;)

*cries* :'(

Why can't all the ladies just see how irresistable I am?

Well, for one thing, your avie is of an old, wrinkly dead dark jedi... ;)

Do people just assume everyone lookslike their Avies?

In that case, you look mighty fine.

My picture is in the fuselage collage under opheliapain - you should submit yours so everyone doesn't think your a wrinkly old dead dude... ;)

What's the fuselage collage? ???

http://24.59.5.199/~sunrisedd/Lost/Fuselage_Collage_2004_vs10c.jpg
There ya go...check it out! Its the old one so not everyone is on it. You can post a pic in the Fuselage Collage thread and Aurora will add you.

you sure are perty :o

I like girls with short hair. I don't know why though.


How long ago was that picture?

Last month. I look the same, if it means anything. Though I am posting a new pic as soon as I get my digi cam back and upload the pics.

I wish I had a digital camera.

Is that the only way to get a pic on a computer?

No, you can take regular old film and have it transferred onto a disk or cd to put them on your computer. Walmart and CVS does that kind of thing.

Really? Cool.

Everyone has been asking me for a pic lately. I got to get a pic online somehow...

yeah you do... cause that dead jedi dude with the top of his head crumbling is kinda nasty... I'm sure in real life you rock, but a pick like that makes we want to send out the :fear: ninja's on your rear end to keep you away from our precious BOB fangirls, like Ophelia (who rocks...MOO), jme, & LTF...

And as far as getting a digi pic of yourself... are you telling me that in this day and age you don't know ANYONE with a digital camera that could take a pic of you and then email it to you??? hmmm.... maybe your avie really IS a pic of you.

:starwars:

LOL, mattyd
Thats what I was thinking too...maybe he is a 40 year old Jedi, decrerpit and wrinkly...and in dire need of a suntan!

I'm not from exactly the richest family in the world.


We didn't even have a computer until 3 months ago.

AJ rocks for being of the elite Computer Nerd club...*drum roll, please*

bah! I'm not a computer nerd! I'm too cool for that. 8)

but sometimes computers nerds are hot ;D

Really?

All the computer nerds I know look like the underside of my shoe.

Of course, I only know 2 computer nerds. :laugh:

I'm a computer nerd and I have a topic named after me saying that I rock! You can be a nerd and rock!

You must know the wrong kind of computer nerds. Don't know what to tell ya.

Seriously, I'm a computer nerd getting ready to launch my own computer business... and I've had more stalkers in my life time than any jock I know...

oh and LTF, congrads on 1000 posts.

oh and LTF, congrads on 1000 posts.


Thanks, I guess that means I need to go into the real world for a while.

BTW, Ophelia, I finally got a pic of me online.

Now you can see the playa and drool over his handsomeness:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/Varouj5234/Varouj.jpg

Your cute honey, but your not my type... ;)
Anybody want to drool over AJ? He needs an ego boost now. ;D

Since when have I needed an ego boost?

My ego is bigger then anyones I've ever met.

But can you blame me, I'm just so damn good looking.

Your cute honey, but your not my type...* ;)
Anybody want to drool over AJ? He needs an ego boost now.* ;D



Sorry, my drool is reserved for Dom! :lol2:

Ok. I give up.

Everytime you guys enter a reply to this post it comes up in my Show new replies to your posts board -- which I like to keep nice and tidy, which means I am always having delete it. (along with that stupid "What brought you to Lost?" post *gag*)

So, I surrender. I give up. *pulls up chair and takes a seat* If you can't beat em, join em!

What's up? ;D

We're talking about how sexy I am.

Halo, LockemeUp, what bringeth you to my humble abode? *;D Oh yes, you said. You should come in here more often!
And uh, AJ, get over yourself! U are not hot!
And I agree wholeheartedly, my drool is for Dom and for Dom alone!

Now you've hurt my feelings.

BOO HOO!!! ;)
Don't whine, AJ, I was just kidding.

Yeah I know. Like I ever could take a girl seriously who said I wasn't hot. :laugh: 8)

I cometh to wreak havoc on all the evil Woobiehaters that might darken thine door!!

Locke = hot
AJ = not so much :P

Why is everybody hatin on me?

Don't hate, congratulate!

Don't drink that haterade!

mmmm haterade. My favorite...

Awwww, AJ I'm just jerkin' yer chain!

Yeah! Well that doesn't take back the tears that have come out of me in the past few minutes. :'(

Yeah! Well that doesn't take back the tears that have come out of me in the past few minutes. :'(


Buck up, AJ!

Thou mayest have lost thine tears but thou gaineth strength!


"Struggle is nature’s way of strengthening. " -- So sayeth the Divine Locke! Awoobie!

Why can't I stop crying? I know you were joking but the tears won't stop. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

I horrible at seeing sarcasm in font-so are you kidding?

*looking around the 'lage and shouting* Does anyone have something we can give AJ??? Zoloft? Prozac? Pacifier? Anything?

I could use some Cialis. But those 4 hour erections do suck. :laugh:

*giggle* What, 4 hours not long enough?

Or is there something else that's not long enought?! :P

Don't make me show a picture of that too.

Eeeeeeeeeewwww. Boys are dirty smelly and stupid. I throw rocks at them! Blech!!

Seriously though, I got the magnifying glass, tweezers and nail clippers out, so I'm ready if you come anywhere near me with that thing! *backing away cautiously* :fear3:

:mellow:

;D

Why are you so mean to me?


I'm such a perfect little angel. :angel:


With a smokin body

You ought to do something about that smoke. Sounds dangerous.

It is dangerous. It gets all the ladies all hot and bothered.

Well, I'd be all angry and bothered too if someone was smoking next to me. Filthy habit!

:o I don't smoke! I hate smokers. >:(

:o* *I don't smoke! I hate smokers. >:(


Goody Two Shoes!!! ::) :P

A.J., you are banned from posting in this topic again! Thats just wronnnng. >:(
LockeMeUp, you still rock. Come here any time you want! ;D

What's wrong? That I don't like smokers?

I could use some Cialis. But those 4 hour erections do suck
Thats just something I could have really done without ever knowing. Plus, this is a PG board.
Either keep your comments clean or don't post here again, got it?

Sorry.



*breaks down in tears* :'(

Wow!! I've missed alot of stuff!! :dizzy:

What up Ophleia?? ;D

Jme! Look what happens when I leave this site alone to people. Things go chaotic! :-\
Good thing your here, now.
Guess what I was up to today? Watching my Hetty Wainthropp DVD!
Funny Dom quote from HW:
"It was more the first one. What I wouldn't do. Its the landlady. She's after me body!"

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

HA HA HA :lol2:

"She's after me body". Well.... I can't say I blame her. tee hee ;D

It is a rather cute show...and you remember when that Rolling Stone guy wrote that Dom was scrawny. That show was like ten years ago and he sure as HECK wasn't scrawny! Only 18 and that boy was rockin muscles! I've seen scrawny *more like all my ex's!* and that boy AIN'T scrawny!
I must get you some screencaps of him in the show. He is sooo hot! He doesn't have blonde hair, I think its his natural color here. Deep brown and ....*melts* de-lovely!

Oh no Dom is not scrawny!!! Those RS writers just have chips on their shoulders kuz they have to interview HOT guys and they are just jealous and wish they had fangirls llike us!! LOL

PS: I like this avie much better, that lungfish kinda scared me. :fear2: tee hee

Am I still banned form this thread?

Well AJ, I started this thread and Ophelia is the keeper of it..... so we will have to consult and get back to you about that!!

Ophelia... let's meet..... comfy cave inn work for you? Let me know when, we can sit and chat about this AJ situation. ;)

*grumble grumble*

OK, ur allowed if you keep it clean!

Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is my online photo album from my trip to colorado and a few pics from afterwards.
http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/billydom/middlearth/
There ya go, Jme!

Oh and I was looking thru some Hetty Wainthropp pictures and collected some I thought you'd love to see so here those are as well: http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/billydom/domliscious/

Enjoy! I know I did!

Love the pics Ophelia!! You were just on the other side of the mountain range from where I live. I think the super model pucker was great!! You are really photogenic. Only about 1 in every 10 photos of me turns out any good. ???

Yummy Dom pics! Thank you! ;)

Ophelia Rocks!

I do? Yay! I do!
*dances*
I thought you'd enjoy those pics of Dom.

A.J., you are banned from posting in this topic again! Thats just wronnnng.* >:(
LockeMeUp, you still rock. Come here any time you want!* ;D


no no no. I must take part of the responsibility. I am sorry for encouraging him. I *am* the adult here, and all......sort of. :P

I'm not a little kid you know.

You didn't encourage me. I just make jokes like that. :laugh:

AJ is fiesty today :o

exactly what days am I not feisty?

Those are great photos Ophelia - Colorado looks like a beautiful place to live.

I'm not a little kid you know.

You didn't encourage me. I just make jokes like that. :laugh:


Yeah, but I am an old lady. Old. Old old old old old. And bitter, oh, so bitter. :P

Haha, Ophelia, nice pics from CO... my favorite non-ocean state (I used to live in Manitou Springs, right outside of Garden of the Gods)..

anyhoo... yeah your 'super model pout' is totally making me think of Zoolander... "what if there's more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?" Ben Stiller rocks, but so do you...

which brings me back to thinking it's good that the focus of the post is being brought back to where it should be, and not on 'super-ego-man' AJ...

oh and LMU, I think you are much to nice to be bitter, oh so bitter... I think you are better, oh so better, right? right... and now, back to work.