I'll start the ball rolling!

When I was about 15 or 16, I came in late & my mom & sister were watching some
doctor show. I came in in the middle of it, & the doctor was telling his diagnosis to this young woman. She was very shocked, upset & crying!
I asked "What's wrong with her?"
My sister told me "She's got syphilis!"
Without even thinking, I said "Who's the father?" :35:

She hasn't let me forget that to this day!:biggrin:

Okay, so my friends were talking one day about...ahem...sexual positions, and they came to the topic of teabagging...and out of the blue, I wasn't really listening, I say, "I love tea, especially hot." And they made such fun of me cause I had NO IDEA WHAT I WAS SAYING!

"A show about plane crash survivors on a tropical island? Sounds dumb, I'll bet it sucks."

I think I posted this somewhere else before in another 'stupid actions' thread, but that doesn't make it any less stupid. "If you could be any other gender besides the one that you are, what gender would you be?"

I think I posted this somewhere else before in another 'stupid actions' thread, but that doesn't make it any less stupid. "If you could be any other gender besides the one that you are, what gender would you be?"

HAHA! THAT'S AWESOME!

When I ,was about 15 some friends and I were talking to a teacher on a fieldtrip and I asked if he had kids. He said he did, a boy 6 and a girl 9. I then asked which one was older?

I did mean to ask names between those two questions but hey.

I think I'll rat out a friend. She is a sweet girl (girl, she is 30) but school was never of much interest to her. One day, I guess after looking at a map of the US (you know the ones with Hawaii in the little box off the coast) she asked how come Hawaii and Alaska had such different climates when they were right next to each other.

I think we laughed for 10 minutes.

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I once said to a fat guy, "Hey biggun I aint no cookie!" When he was staring at me.

I was working at a grocery store and this woman came though my line. I asked her how far along she was.. she wasn't pregnant. I mean maybe that isn't bad but once you realize how big you can still be after you have a baby its pretty bad lol.

My sister (who was 15 at the time), mother, and I were all outside a buffet restaurant waiting for a friend to arrive. My sister exclaims that the signmakers are really stupid, because they spelled "nuggets" wrong. We agreed, but didn't pay too much attention. Once again, she brings it up, unable to believe it. "Just how can no one notice that? It says "Kids Niggets"." We agreed that someone should have noticed that, but didn't pay attention. Then, a few minutes later, she brings it up again, completely in disbelief that no one would catch this blaring mistake. "I can't believe it. It says "Kids Niggets. How could they spell that wrong?" Finally my mother turns around and asks her how it's spelled. My sister replies. "N-I-G-H-T-S."

In the car at an intersection with my mom and kids.. we hear a beeping sound. "What's that my daughter asks." I looked around and notice speakers on the "walk"/"don't walk" signs at the cross walk. "Oh"i say "the beeping lets deaf people know when to cross the street."

:24: Thats just too funny stir!!!

:biggrin: :lol:

I honestly can't remember mine but I'll rat out my brother. We were at this fancy restaurant right after his high-school graduation and he was going to order the seared tuna but when the waiter came he said, "Yes, could I please have the sea red tuna?" (he mispronounced it)

It's not the stupidest thing I've ever said but it is the funniest recent slip of the tongue. We were going shopping for electronics and my husband asked what store I wanted to go to -
and I replied "Breast Buy" (the store's real name is Best Buy - except in my family where we all call it by it's new name!)

Eh... I've said countless stupid things in the span of my short life. One thing come to mind right now.

Some friends and I were doing this afterschool thing with some others. We were all sitting in a classroom, and our teacher was taking attendance. It was more laid back than regular class, so most of the kids were talking and such. I was just sitting, and thinking of how excited I was to see the "Return of the King" -- you know, Lord of the Rings. So my teacher would call out someone's name, and they would say "Here" or "Present." But when she called my name, I quickly snapped up and shouted "Precious!" You probably wouldn't get that if you haven't seen Lord of the Rings... but I guess I just had Gollum on my mind.

I'm totally going to rat out my sister. When I was in the hospital in labor (not doing too well with the pain - I'm a wimp), my sister looked at me and asked "Does it hurt?"

I wanted to poke her in the eye. DUH!!!! :mad:

I was talking to my best friend one day about two years ago before school started. We were talking about her ex boyfriend at the time and I had begun to lose interest and started looking around at everyone else, yet she continued to talk. She called him a mofo under her breath and I turned and said, "Who's a muffin?"

Okay, so I was just surfing this site and I came across the new International Terminal and I turned to my cousin and asked, "Hey, where's Austria?"


And she replied..."I don't know...in Texas or something?"


Yeah...lol

Okay, I have said many MANY stupid things....but we aren't going to talk about them.

But I am going to tell you about my best friend....I was with her shopping and we went into Boots (a pharmacy) as she needed to buy *cough* *ahem* condoms, as her boyfriend who worked in the Navy was coming home for a little while. She also picked up a HUGE tub of vaseline because (as she says his lips always get really dry when he comes onto the shire). At the check out the girl looked at my friends purchase...the same why I was looking at it. Finally my friend clicked and said, laughing..."Oh..it's okay...it's all for my boyfriend...he is in the navy!"

I was still laughing weeks later...just the look on the check out girls face!

""(as she says his lips always get really dry when he comes onto the shire). ""

Okay...I meant SHORE not SHIRE (he isn't a hobit after all...*hmm* Merry!!"

Probably the dumbest thing I've said that immediately comes to mind is, "I'm not going to take that job in Denver, I'd rather stay here for now."

Granted, hindsight is 20/20, but I could kick myself. :crybaby: :wallbash: