Here's the meanest thing I've ever said:

I used to be in color guard, and I was showing my flag work to a group of friends. One friend, who I was and still am irritated with said "That's an ugly flag." I let this sink in for a second before saying "Well, it's prettier than you!"

Continue on...I'm interested on what mean things you have said!

I once told my wife that I never have to draw anyone a map to get to our house...
they can just follow the smell of burnt biscuits! :bash:

I called a ten year old a fat azz...i feel very bad about that...

Hmmm...I gotta think about this. I've said lots of mean things but then I feel bad afterwards.:embarasse

You always feel bad afterword, that never changes!

Here's the meanest thing I've ever said:

I used to be in color guard, and I was showing my flag work to a group of friends. One friend, who I was and still am irritated with said "That's an ugly flag." I let this sink in for a second before saying "Well, it's prettier than you!"


LOL! That's the meanest thing you've ever said? OH! Me and you must never meet...cause compared to you I AM SATAN!

I know I've said way worse things than that but I don't wanna say anything here...people like me here...but still...geez...that's funny!

I'm sure I've said some mean stuff.. there was this one girl that was annoying everyone at an after hours party awhile ago. She was just wretchedand uninvited, anyway. I told her she should leave be she was unfortunate looking and it could spread to the rest of the people in the basement. I was angry at her annoying things and she was trying to molest my friend who has a gf and he couldnt get away.

My friends and I jokingly tell each other that 'you don't deserve to be happy'. Sounds really mean to people that dont know we don't mean it.

One of the meanest things I've said recently was to a very annoying troll on another message board. She's been there for a month and knows us all. She calls all of us fat and "loosers". One day she said that myself and another girl were ugly and on the internet ugly people are popular and pretty people are shunned because "everything on the internet is opposite". I finally snapped and said:

"So does that mean in real-life you're NOT a b****?"

2 words..."You're Worthless."

OK, I can talk about this because the person totally had it coming.

I was in 5th grade. (I peaked early.) A girl I had been friendly with in elementary school was no longer friendly towards me in those days, in large part because when we graduated to the middle school, I was picked to be in the 'gifted class' (met once a day for creativity exercises and such) and she wasn't.

Anyway, one day as I was preparing to leave the classroom for the gifted class, I don't remember how the conversation got started, but my former little friend hurled a stream of insults at me, finishing up with, "It's a mistake that you're in the gifted class." On my way out, I shot back, "It's no mistake that you're not." Score!

I remember something I said! Me and my brother had a fight and I said something like, "I'm going to be glad when you move out." That was a while ago but we're okay now. He moved to Arizona today and I already miss him.

One time my ex and I were fighting and I said something mean to him( I don't remember what) and he started to cry, I then looked at him and said "Ugh what are you crying for" and I said it with such distaste, he then called me a cold hearted b***h.........
I also told my parents once that I was going to hell and taking them with me (I was 16 when I said that)

I know I've opened my mouth and let my foot fly in MANY times. The worst and the one I felt the worst about was...

This very sweet and lovely woman I work with, we'll call her Mary was talking to a co-worker, we'll call her Betty, about Bettys up coming wedding and the jewlery she would wear...borrowed, blue etc. Any ways, Mary who is divorced, pointed out the lovely necklace and earrings she was wearing. She had them made out of her engagement ring, and offered them to Betty to wear at her wedding. I piped in, loudly and without thinking it through...and said "YOU CAN'T WEAR THOSE! THEY"RE CURSED" As soon as the words came out of my mouth I knew I had hurt Marys feelings. My thoughtless words made her cry but she handled it so gracefully. I couldn't apologize enough to her and lucky for me she forgave me and we have been close friends ever since.
It was similar to the scene in Emma when she insults her friend...oddly enough, that's a favorite movie that we share and have watched together. I love "Mary" she really is a sweatheart and I felt SOOOOO bad for hurting her.

How's that for being satan? Honestly!

Ah, the meanest thing I've ever said...OH I KNOW!

Okay, so back in 5th grade I had a friend named Rachel and she was really short...still pretty short today but anyway a teacher had had a baby and over the anouncements they like said "Mrs.Shooe had her baby today at 11:30 am. She had a baby boy who weighs 7.5 pounds!" And I stood up with out thinking and was like. "HEY RACHEL! Now you have someone your size to play with!" And everyone laughed but Rachel...she just stared at me with an evil eye....she didn't talk to me the whole day and I felt so bad I almost cried....She didn't even sit with me at story time:frown:.
But she forgave me the next day and we're still really close friends!

Once, i was hurrying to a destination with a friend and a streetperson came up to me and asked for some money to eat. I responded "No thanks, I've already eaten" and continued on my way. Don't know why I've said it and regretted it ever since. Since then I've helped in a number of Feed the Homeless programs but it still bites at me.