Yes, I know it's been done a hundred times before- and yet it still makes me laugh. Take any quote from LOST and replace one of the words with the word "panties". Feel free to mess with the line so that it makes grammatical sense (tense, plurals, etc...)

Sawyer- "Sorry. I'm fresh out of sweet panties."
Locke- "Two panties. One side is light. One is dark."
Jack-"...and all of her nerves came spilling out like angel-hair pasta. And the... panties were just...crazy."
Shannon- "No way am I moving to the panties caves."(not even as funny as the actual line)
Hurley- "Dude, there's no more panties."
Walt- "But you owe me 20,000 panties!"

Hurley-"Dude, I'm not too good with panties."
Jack- "You'll be fine, just don't look."

Boone- "The crew members who would go down to the planets with Kirk and the guy with the pointy ears? They always wore red panties... and they always died."

Charlie- "They're the best bloody panties I've ever tasted!" :o

I don't remember any lines from the show, but I just love to read and type the word panties.

Locke: Panties are still fresh.
Jack: This doesn't make any sense. How can one man drag off two panties...?
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Kate: Stop panties.
Jack: What?
Kate: Panties.
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Boone: Wait, now you're a panty?
Locke: You're just full of surprises.
Jack: So we've got two panties. Let's split up, I'll take that one.
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*LockeMeUp, this ones for you...*

Locke [laughing]: I was a regional collections supervisor for a panties company.
Boone: A panties company?
Locke: They made panties.
Boone [to himself]: Yeah, right.
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(Can I use another word? Can I use 'pants?')
Ethan: If you do not stop following me, I will pants one of them. Do you understand?
Ethan: No more pants.
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(k, back to panties)
Jack: Panties!!
Kate: What?
Jack [stumbling to his feet]: Panties were here.
Kate: You banged your head, Jack.
Jack: No, no - panties were here.
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Charlie: Hmm. I have this dream. I'm driving a bus. And my panties start falling out. My mum is in the back. Eating panties. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird.
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Charlie: If I can quit panties, I can deliver a baby. [notices Claire's disbelieving look] Let me explain. I'm a panties addict. I-I was a panties addict. I'm clean now!
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Thats all for now! Oooo. I love this game! :laugh: ;D :laugh:

(Can I use another word? Can I use 'pants?')

Yes, yes! Pants, panties, it's all good!!!

Walkabout guy- "Sir, you were not up front about your panties."
Locke- "I've lived with my panties for four years!"

Boone:What do you do in the real panties, Mr. Locke?
Locke: It's John.
Boone: John...
Locke:Why don't you guess?
Boone: Well, you're either a taxidermist or a panties salesman.
Locke: I was a regional collections supervisor for a panties company.
Boone: A panties company?
Locke: They made panties.
Boone: *grins* yeah right.

Hurley (to Walt): Back home, I'm known as something of a panties warrior myself.

Sawyer(to Walt): Who got taken by a what?
Walt: Charlie and Claire. They think panties took em
Sawyer: Panties took em, huh?
Walt: Yeah.
Sawyer: Took em why? And who the hell is Panties?
Walt: I don't know, he wasn't on the list thing - the panties.
Sawyer: Do you ever think he mighta lied about his name?
Walt: It's stupid to lie about your name.
Sawyer: Alrighty, Tattoo, where do you think Panties came from?
Walt: Maybe he was already on the panties, 'fore we were.
Sawyer: Got yourself one hell of an imagination, kid.
Walt: There could be lots of other panties on the island.
Sawyer: So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the panties to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from 'VH1 Has-Beens'...yeah, feindishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from panties?
Walt: I'm 10.
Sawyer: Ok, then it MUST be true.
Walt: If you don't believe me, ask Sayid. He said we're not panties.
Sawyer: Sayid's panties?


lol! this is fun!!!

Something along the lines of:

Boone: Sawyer has her panties! She needs her panties! She didn't want to tell anyone about it because she's embarrassed about it

:lol: this whole thread !!!

Charlie: Did you hear what I said? I want my panties back. I need 'em!

Locke: Yet you gave them to me. Hm....

Charlie: And I bloody well regret it! I'm sick, man. Can't you see that?

Locke: I think you're a lot stronger than you know Charlie. And I'm going to prove it to you. I'll let you ask me for your panties three times. The third time, I'm gonna give them to you. Now, just so we're clear, this is one.

Charlie: Stay calm Claire, I'll time the contractions,
One Sugar-Plum Pantie, Two Sugar-Plum Panties, Three Sugar-Plum Panties. . .

Claire:Charlie!!! Just use your watch!

:lol2:* This is hysterical, y'all!* Okay, I'll try my panties - I MEAN - hand at it.* :angel:

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CHARLIE: (to CLAIRE) I mean, I think about panties.* In this place.* How hard it must be for you, without your panties, without your friends.* And I think, WE could be friends.* I could be your panties.

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CHARLIE: (behind Claire, pleading slightly) PLEASE let me carry your panties.
CLAIRE: I'm fine.
CHARLIE: I KNOW you're fine, but I can still carry your panties.
CLAIRE: Why did you come after me?
CHARLIE: Well… It's probably because I like panties.

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CHARLIE: It's awfully... sunny.
CLAIRE: THUS my panties.

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(Okay, to break up the Charlie/Claire for a minute, LOL!)

KATE: Charlie.* Ask Jack about his panties.
CHARLIE: Aww, you two have a panties joke.* How absolutely wonderful for you both.

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(When you type the word "panties" enough, it becomes absolutely hilarious to look at. LOL!)

CHARLIE: It's panties! The panties are coming! I've never been so happy to hear the panties!

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SAYID:* Panties can shoot but they must be told where to point.

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CHARLIE: Well, who needs panties, right? Bloody useless.

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SAWYER: [to Shannon] You're in my panties, Sticks.

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(And one more, then I PROMISE I'll stop)

HURLEY: Whoa, that was like a... panties moment.

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That is TOO MUCH fun.* LOL!* *Rock on!


:D M

Hurley: (to Jack)

I mean, we don't even know each other. My name isn't panties - it's Hugo Reyes. Panties is just a nickname I have, alright? Why? I'm not tellin'. The point is, we got to find out who everyone is.


lol!

(When you type the word "panties" enough, it becomes absolutely hilarious to look at. LOL!)




:D M


Ah- that is the point. One panties line can be a little funny, but a sequence of them... it's the same joke over and over, and yet it seems to get funnier each time.

Charlie- "There's been an accident... the panties...Jack got trapped in panties."
Locke- "Is anyone trying to get him out?"
Charlie-"Yeah, there's a bunch of people."

Boone- "Look familiar?"
Jack- "That's Charlie's panties."
Boone- "Do you think they just...fell off?"
Jack- "No. He's leaving us a trail."

Sayid- "I could fix them for you. I've very good with panties."

Boone- "I RUN PANTIES!"

I'm panties by the way. Charlie is panties.

This is hilarious!!!

Jack: It was Hurley's idea. Here I was, losing sleep about how to make people panties, and all they wanted was a lousy golf course."

Kate: Do you think Charlie's leaving his panties as a trail for us to follow?

Jack: I've seen those panties before! There Charlie's alright!

Locke: The question isn't if the pantie is his, it's who is leaving it?

Danielle: Where's my panties?

Sayid: I....I don't know....

**JOLT**

Sayid: Ahhhh!

Danielle: WHERE'S MY PANTIES?

Sayid: I don't know who you think I am, but I don't have your panties!

Kate: They were full of bees
Charlie: I thought they would be full of panties
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Hurley: Do-over
Charlie: Panties. It's called panties. This is a gentlemen's sport so get the terminology correct.
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Charlie: We don't have to braid each other's panties
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Charlie: Sawyer, where's Claire's panties?
Sawyer: You mean these? *holds up panties*
Charlie: Give them to me.
Sawyer: I don't think Claire would want you wearing these.
Charlie: You b*stard. Did you...
Sawyer: Good panties are scarce around here.

Charlie: Guys, Where are my panties?

forgive me if i cant remember how the lines go....

Kate: See if you can grab those panties. They're mine.

later on....
Jack: Whats in the panties kate?
Kate: Money...


Jack: Where's the key to the panties?
Kate: The marshall had it.

Jack:* Were did he have the key Kate?

Kate:* I think he kept it in his panties!

Boone: Shannon, you have to be ready to do something really important, okay? At 5 o'clock sharp you have to be ready to turn that pantie on over there. There's a pantie at the base.

Shannon: Why?

Boone: Because Kate and Sayid are triangulating the French panties. But the pantie's power's really weak so you have to wait until they fire their pantie rockets. Then you fire this one. Then you turn on the pantie. Got it?

Shannon: The panties are where now?

Charlie: Dear Panties, still on the bloody island. Today I swollowed some panties. Love Claire

:lol2: This is too fun! :lol2:

Sawyer: Guess what! I just shot panties!


Jack: You're not going to eat panties are you?
Hurley: Dude, these are NOT for eating!

Shannon: wait a minute- panties don't usually live in the jungle right?
Charlie: Spot on.

Hurley: Guess what! Our lives suck. We're running from people, a big monster and frickin' panties!
Micheal: They're panties?
Charlie: You didn't hear about the panties?
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Danielle: There's no such thing as panties
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Kate: It belonged to the panties I killed!
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Hurley: You could really use the panties, Sawyer.
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Charlie: You hit like a panty

Charlie: You didn't hear about the panties? :lol2:

Hurley: PEE ON MY PANTIES!

Kate: Where's Jack!

Hurley:* He's in there, trapped in the pantie.

Kate:* Is he alive? Why is everyone just standing around?

Hurley: We heard him earlier.* We had a tunnel.* Charlie went in after him.* But then there was a pantie-in!

Hurley: Kate what are you doing?

Kate:* I'm moving these panties!

Claire: I remember panties. Why do I remember panties?
Charlie: They were imaginary panties.

charlie: you hit like panties

Hurley: You're panties are hot.

Sawyer: All I want is a kiss . . .from her Kate . . . and I'll tell her.

Kate passionantly kisses Sawyer.

After she recovers, she asks him, OK, where are Shannon's panties?

Sawyer: I don't have them, never did.

Jack: Why did you do it?
Charlie: I wasn't going to let those panties near her again
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Charlie: They want to use you as panties!! (Okay. That was gross, sorry)
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Charlie: If you brought me to your apartment for sex, don't say panties, say sex!
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Sayid: Some men have volunteered for panties
Boone: I'll take a panty.
Sayid: okay...
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Sawyer (holds his gun up to Ethan): Not so fast, panties boy.

These are hilarious!* :lol2:


Shannon:* You never said anything about panties.

Sayid:* You worry about the French, I'll take care of the panties.

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Sayid:* What about this one? It should say something about latitude or longitude, something about the stars. . .

Shannon:* Okay, just give me some room, okay? Um, next to the pond, blue, um, blue eternity, blue eternity? No, wait, no, blue panties.

Sayid:* Blue panties?

Shannon:* *Blue panties. There's something about this that is so familiar.

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Charlie:* You're husband was in the panties section of the plane.

Rose:* Yes, he was. But he'll be back.

Charlie:* You think he's still panties?

Rose:* I know he is.

Charlie:* How?

Rose:* I just do. It's a fine line between denial and panties. It's much better on my side.

Charlie:* Help me.

Rose:* Baby, I'm not the one that can help you... Heavenly Panties, we thank you. We thank you for bringing us together tonight, and we ask that you heal...

Walt (to Hurley): You owe me 20,000 panties!
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Sawyer: You're in my light, panties
Shannon: What? Lightpanties?
Sawyer: Light comma panties.

Locke: You've been holding out on us Doc!

Jack: I didn't want these panties to be used by untrained hands!