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I Love Pinetown
12-20-2004, 06:47 PM
For your reading enjoyment!!
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Hello, HELLO! I haven't been around these parts as much as I would like...but it's a crazy crazy lived life. Besides that, I would LOVE to introduce you to the LOSTBYRINTH!

The history behind this idea/story dates back to a wild night/chatroom in the lovely place known as STARDOM with Krz4dom and myself. How and why this came about we'll never know...but THUS, I introduce to you the LOSTBYRINTH characters!

Unborn Baby Toby
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/TobeyClairecopy.jpg

Kateth
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/Karah.jpg

AND...

Dometh The Wanglin King
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/FinalDommethReally.jpg

WHO puts Kateth to the task of rescuing unborn Toby!!!

The first person she meets is Wormlton. He's a nice little worm who tries to help her out but poor Kateth doesn't listen!!

Wormlton
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/Ellocopy.jpg

Also, along her LONG journey she meets up with a jackle of a man by the name of Jaggle...

Jaggle
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/Jagglecopy.jpg

Jaggle jumps up every now and then and disappears while Dometh is running around haunting Jaggle with his bulge and goodlooks [while also playing and throwing his balls in Jaggle's face from time to time] Kateth is left by herself to figure out who to trust and which doors to go through...which leads her to come upon these two lovely men...

The Door Guards
Sayid
Sawyer
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/RiddleDoorscopy.jpg

Which those two fight and complain CONSTANTLY Kateth has to figure out what to do! Meanwhile while trying to figure out which door to enter she sees the Wiseman Jin and his wisebird Michael!

The Wiseman Jin and his Wisebird Michael
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/michaelandjincopy.jpg

While leaving those two [Sayid and Sawyer] to their constant bickering of whose lying whose not she meets another set of doors...The Right and Left Door Knockers by the names of Shannon and Boone!

The Right and Left Door Knockers Shannon and Boone
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/Shannockercopy.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/Boonnockercopy.jpg

And since Shannon is constantly talking with her mouth full of brass and Boone's never listening, Kateth finds herself wishing tto just rescue Toby and GO HOME....well back to the island ;)

But then, OH what's that? WHAT DOES KATETH HEAR?? She hears a monster of sometype...and little thingys chattering...

She see's a loveable beast by the name of Hurludo.

Hurludo
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/Hurludo.jpg

Along her journey Hurludo helps protect her as Jaggle pops up again to help her out too...

Jaggle
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/Jagglecopy.jpg

THEN, Jaggle is stopped by Dometh The Wanglin King and he tells him to kill Kateth!! And Jaggle can't do that! He hasn't even made out with her yet!! So, Dometh makes them end up in an unknown place where a nice junklady by the name of Sunkjunklady helps Kateth remember who she is and what she's there for...

Sunkjunklady
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/suntrashcopy.jpg

After Sunkjunk helps Kateth remember what she's doing the WAR breaks out! Redshirt Goblins against the gang of Lostbyrinth! Jaggle, Hurludo....and....a* little dog on dog helper by the name of Lockebrosius!!!

Lockebrosius and his Companion Vincintambroius
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/krz4dom/stuff/SirLockeandVincbrociuscopy.jpg

With his wild hunting skills and good use of riding dog he helps them out and defeat Dometh!! And the only way Kateth can defeat the Dometh is by telling him "You have no slash over me...or nudey pics" Dometh realizes she's right and his makeup starts to run! Kateth plays some David Bowie tunes like Golden Years and Ashes to Ashes and literally hammer-dances him away!!!!

She rescues unborn baby Toby before he's turned into a Goblin....she wakes up from the log tree that she was leaning against...tell's Charlie and Jack to stop pretending to be on VH-1's All-Night Bowie special, and walks over to Claire to see that unborn baby Toby is resting peacefully. She looks over at the waterfall which is giving her a reflection...she see's her friends she made along her adventure, Hurludo, Jaggle, Lockebrosius and his companion Vincintambroius she tells them her goodbyes and wishes them the best in the jungle.

She turns around to see Dometh the Wanglin King giving hip thurst into the air while singing DANCE MAGIC DANCE MAGIC DANCE...

sometimes on this island crazy things can happen, more or less so...the BULGE can take nothing but your FULL attention.

The End.


-piney

İAll Images Done By: Krz4Domİ

crsty1961
12-20-2004, 11:23 PM
OH My God Yay Piney!! ** Throws myself at you and squeezes**
Thanks I love this, Your to to funny!* :-*

I Love Pinetown
12-21-2004, 01:09 AM
hehe cindy I took your advice :)

I told Jenni I was going to post this everywhere... :) Glad you enjoy it

Merry Christmas :)

-piney

krz4dom
12-21-2004, 10:09 AM
GOOD GRIEF!!! you really DID post it everywhere didnt you??? lol
:lol2: :lol2: ;D ;D :D :D :)

Ophelia
12-21-2004, 10:14 AM
AH! I lurved it! Hurludo! I lurve Hurludo!

Smelllllllll

krz4dom
12-21-2004, 10:33 AM
Katah is most ppl's favorite that ARENT big LOST fans (but are familiar with it) and she is MY favorite as well as she came out the best! its freaks me out to see it but that was the redone version...most of them took more than one try!

My favorite just cause its so HILLARIOUS! was Locke (cant remember what piney calls him but i took to calling him Sir Lockemis and Vincebrocious) that was just too fun to look at!

My LEAST favorite to do was Dom the Wangling King (or whatever it is! great rename btw piney i love it!) becuase even after like 8 tries, it still didnt turn out as i hoped...i think its cause im a raging dom fan so its very odd to see him with the wig :) i DO love howthe eye makeup turned out though! ;)

so there you go, a behind the look, insiders opinion of the creation behind LOSTbyrinth !
hope i didnt bore anyone! lol

Ophelia
12-21-2004, 09:22 PM
I hope you don't mind but I lurved Dom and Hurludo so much, I made icons out of them!
http://www.angelfire.com/hi5/billydom/iconses.html

krz4dom
12-30-2004, 01:59 PM
MUAHAHAH!!! ^^^^ nope,dont mind in the least!!! funny funny icons you have there!

alk31173
12-31-2004, 11:04 AM
:lol2: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lomiothiel
01-08-2005, 05:53 AM
Well Done! I must go and read it at StarDom now...

DomSag`
01-10-2005, 06:31 PM
Piney! this looks so familiar....and It's brilliantly hilarious!!!! :laugh:

Archangel
01-10-2005, 06:50 PM
LOL...I love Sawyer and Sayid as the door guards......and Locke as Sir Dittymous


I've always loved Labyrinth and have the DVD.