:grinsanta: . . . Let's Play Dirty Santa . . . :grinsanta:!


Here's the rules:

1. I will open the first present from under the fuselage Christmas Tree, then

2.* the next player either choses to open another gift from under the fuselage Christmas Tree,
* "use your imaginations now", or steals one from a previous player, and so on!

3. A stolen present can only be taken three times, then it becomes the permanent present
* *of the last person to rip it off!* Thus "Dirty Santa!!!! "

4. When you take a present from someone please keep a count going for the number of*times it changed hands!
( example: I am the original owner of present "A", you take it from me, it becomes present "A taken once" )
Or you could express it in other ways just so long as the point gets across, if you know what i mean, and stuff.


OK, I'll start. I go to the fuselage Christmas Tree, dig around a bit, pull out a tiny little package, open it,
* . . . there is a key and a note that reads, "this is a key to your very own full body-off restored 1964 1/2 Mustang Convertible!

Ho! Ho! Ho!

:santa:

Varda sees another gift, a much bigger box with holes in it. Hoping it is a puppy, she opens it to find an oompa loompa!

Pikameta walks up to the Fuselage Christmas Tree, spies a box, and opens it...

inside is copies of all season 1 scripts. AUTOGRAPHED!!!

*warns all* You touch it- you die!! YOU DIE!!

:) M

I guess I'll do the first stealing... :devil:

Hiram...hand over the key!

Taken once - 1 restored 1964 1/2 Mustang Convertible!

After careful investigation, I've found my heart's desire:

The complete lymphatic system, preserved in formalin, of an obese bandicoot.

Oh happy day!

I'll take those scripts, Pika (no murdering! lol)

Take ONE: autographed scripts....

*speaker walks in and is appalled at the state of santa......runs a bath and immediately starts cleaning him*

Geez, can't you people be responsible enough to keep your Santa's at least smelling normal? Aghh..he's so rank....

Hey, speaker hands off our Santa!

Kaidy: I"LL take those scripts.

take two: autographed scripts

Strike three! I play dirty!

The scripts are mine...all mine!!!

:starwars:

Stephanie


P.S. Please don't kill me...I bet they'll autograph something even cooler...Like your favorite naked person from the cast?

*opens up another present, since Surr stole her precious.....*

OOOH! I got Sawyer's sparkly sunglasses!!!!!!!


*hides them under her hat*

um....er....so...who picks a NEW one now?

and Speaker - we liked him dirty!!!!poo!

man this tread died fast... and my scripts are gone *wails* GONE!!!

I've already had my present somebody get Sawyer's sunglasses. We can still play after Christmas!

Comeon somebody has to want those cool shades of Sawyer's!

*Comes by and steals the once dirty but now cleaned by Speaker Santa*

hehe... just discovered this thread.

opening a green box with a golden ribbon

let's see what it is... ... ... a book 10 Secrets of the Island Writer: Locke, Co-writer: Walt, Edited by JJ.

Dare you touch it. *I am THE keeper of the secrets! *:lol2:

Sorry I must . . . take the book cashmere lady

10 Secrets of the Island Writer: Locke, Co-writer: Walt, Edited by JJ.

taken once!

okay, I get to open a new one then...

it's a DVD, oh my, *excitement* yay! it's titled... hold on, can't read it... messy handwriting...
Confessions or ... Who I am planning to kill on the island. Walt.

omg... someone, take it, scary stuff... :o ;D :o

walks into the room and sees all the fun stuff

I don't want a creepy DVD, so I'll open something new.

And its....A Charlie Robot. And it acts very lifelike.
See you all later

Wait just a minute young lady!

What am I saying, I wanted the Evie robot.

Thats what I thought.

What would you do with a Charlie robot? I on the other hand would use him to start my air band.

A likely story "Woody"

What? I'm innocent! I would use him for the musical abilities...and free gift wrapping.

OK ok, LTF no ones accusing *cough* here!* It's all good.

What a person does on their own time in the privacy of their own home, or airplane,

with their own personnal Charlie robot, is entirely up to them!

:angel:

So I can keep him? I hope so because I already carved my name in the side.

Well now you realize you've gone and voided the warranty on the thing!
I sure hope you're handy with electronics, or something!

I hope so, if not then I'll get a new one.

Yours was a present from Santa! Do you really think that many of them were made?

I don't know why I'm being so contrary, it must be time for my sleepy time meds . . . oh nurse . . .

*Hiram slides out of his comfy puter chair to the floor and slips into his double-wide extra plush
sleeping bag*

*poof*

:angel:

Oh no! My incoherent state is showing. Definatly can't get a new one, I'll just try to fix it. Or make it go all pinochio style and become a real boy.