Simple rules.* A link to a pic is placed, people go wild posting their own random captions.* (post as many captions as you'd like)

Just so to keep this thread from having too many pictures being used, let's limit it to one picture roughly every 8-10 "captions".* You can make captions on previous pics, (just make sure it's clear which pic you're captioning to), but let's wait until there have been a few captions made before putting up new pictures.

So let's start with this one.

Charlie and Hurley on the golf course (http://www.lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=77&pos=288)

Hurley: 20 bucks says he'll make it.
Charlie: Are you sure?* It's a hard shot to make.
Jack (yelling from afar):* Now, do my pants need to be at my knees or at my ankle?
Hurley (to Charlie): Make it 50.

(hmmm, interesting, no way to put up pics...must be so to not crash the server, eh?* hope this game works...we'll see.) ;)

Hurley: "Hey, want to compare iron size?"

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Charlie: "You call *that* a 9-iron, man?"

Charlie: So tell me, Hurley... how does one groom a golf course on an island? Did you find a lawnmower amongst the wreckage? A herd of llamas, perhaps?

Hurley: You know I lost my virginity on a golf course.
Charlie: You? Really? You're having me on.
Hurley: No way, man. In a sand trap.

As inspired by Red Dwarf.

Charlie: Crikey, Hurley! Is that a 9 iron or are you just happy to see me, chap?

Hurley - Makes a great thwaking item dude. Man, I could give Locke a run for his money with the hunting of the boars.

Charley: I told you not to hit it so hard....Now what are we going to use as a ball?

Charlie: Okay, so I get Claire as my caddy, and you can have Shannon.

Hmmm, I think green really makes your eyes pop.
Dude!

Wow private islands are great... we can just walk around holding our clubs.

Hurley, Jack and Charlie (http://www.lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=47&pos=179)


(my caption's coming in a bit)

Hurley- This movie sucks...
Jack- What is it called again?
Charlie - Lord of the Dingalings?

Jack: "Leather.... lace.... spiked collar... whip... yep, everything's here except for the handcuffs."

lol! that's a good one jumpandyell!



Jack: "Um, Hurley?"
Hurley: "yeah?"
Jack: "I don't think collecting this is the best way to a girl's heart."
Hurley: "But girls like shells."
Jack: "Yes...(beat)...but I think they'll like them without the dead sea creatures in 'em"
Charlie: "Seriously man, that's just gross...(beat)...mind if I borrow one?"

Charlie: I don't know about this, guys.
Jack: Yeah. Hurley, Maybe we should find...
Hurley: No no. I think if we shove hard enough, Shannon will fit just fine. And then... silence at last.

(yeah, this will probably be stupid...whatever!hehe)

Jack: Uh-uh, no way am I eating that!

Hurley: Dude, we have no other food. We are just going to have to eat the...brussel sprouts!

Charlie: *mutters*I could do with that imaginary peanut butter right about now...

Jack: Uh, Hurley?
Hurley: Yeah?
Jack: I really didn't need to see this.
Hurley: What are you talking about? Every one loves Troll Dolls! Collected them for ages, this is Fred. And this lil' guy is Steve. See him? That's Theodore...*goes off on a little rant*

Hurley, "Dude, what is it?"
Jack, "I don't know. And I really have other things I need to do right now."
Charlie, "Whatever it is, it's bloody useless."

Hurley: "That's a whole lotta panties!"
Jack raises eyebrows
Charlie: "Boy Howdy!"

I thought I'd make mine a little different: it's conversation between the actors instead of the characters:


Matt: Well, you know what this means, don’t you?

Dom: It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it?

Matt: We really don’t have much choice.

Jorge: The decision really isn’t ours to make.

Matt: I’ll let the others know: right after this scene we all have to find the nearest computer and go to the Fuselage. Those fans have waited long enough, it’s time to quench their thirst for VIP’s!

loved that last one!! Hilarious....

alright...here's #3 :D

Kate and Sawyer at the lagoon (http://www.lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=147&pos=94)


"Anything you can do, I can do better, I can strip down faster than you."

"The precious is MINE!"

Sawyer: I'll race you to the caves!
Kate: *rolls eyes*

Sawyer- *very fast and random* And then Jack said that we weren't allowed to go near there, but we did anyway, so me and Sayid then ran around because Jack was trying to catch us. AAnd then a MONSTER came and it wanted to be my friend, but it was just tricking so I told him...
Kate- Settle down Sawyer, clearly you are over excited...Now it's time for you to go back to bed.
Sawyer- Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Sawyer: Me Tarzan. You Jane. We re-populate Earth now?

Kate: Are you sure I didn't hit you in the head with that rock?

Sawyer: Seriously, look at it! It's all bruised and swolled now. Guess you're gonna have to kiss it and make it better.
Kate: Pervert.
Sawyer: My KNEE...
Kate: Oh. *pause* I knew that.
Sawyer: Sure ya did, sweetheart.

Kate: Wadrobe malfunction, my foot! Everyone on the island knows you go commando!

Sawyer - "c'mon babe...you know you want to..."

Kate - eyes stay on Sawyer ...."I want to what?'

Sawyer: "Oh, bloody hell, my foot is caught. Come over here and help me, Freckles."

Kate: "You really thought I'd fall for that?"

Sawyer: I know you've been writing letters to ABC asking to have me shirtless.
Kate: *stares*

Sawyer - It'll be [i][touch /i] football. Honest!"

Sawyer - It'll be touch football. Honest!"


lmao!! ahhh hahaha, I so picture that too.

"I find your lack of shirt disturbing"

Sawyer: ...and then the ape went like this!

Kate: You doof!


(sorry...not as witty as everyone else.)

Kate: I told you not to challenge me to strip poker...

Sawyer: C'mon two straight royal flushes? NO ONE is that lucky... You may have gotten my shirt and my shoes, but your NOT getting my pants!

Kate: Like you don't want me to have them anyway...

This one probably sucks

Sawyer: This waterfall ain't big enough for the both of us..

Kate: Sawyer you need to grow up some time.

Sawyer: Hey freckles.... I was talking to myself.

OK, here's a new one to caption:

http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=167&pos=423

Jack: "Oh my God, it's Air Force One! We're saved! We're... uhh... Sayid... now's not the time to be making a political statement. Sayid! Put your middle finger down."

^^^lmao Brillient!

Sayid: If we his this bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards....Check Mate!
Jack: Sure it will...

(Sorry I couldn't resist a chance for a Futurama Quote!)

Sayid: Look at charlie, just hanging there, Isnt he cute?
jack: yeah, he kinda is. You think we should help him?

Sayid:Welcome to Jurassic Park

Jack:Um....Sayid hanging decaying boars and a polar bear on a tree isn't that amusing

Sayid: And then some drapes over there to accent the canopy bed...

Jack: does it have to be in puce?

sayid: (mildly interested) Oh, look. It's the monster.

Jack: Meh.

::Giant pause::

Sayid: Wanna go bother Sawyer?

Jack: (excited now) Yeah!

Sayid: And if you look up there, you can see where the girls are showering in a waterfall.

Jack: *drools a little bit*

Charlie: Damn gophers! They took me guitar pick.

Hurley: You know, dude, that with a little bit of soap and something else that I can't remember right now, you can make something to blow that...hold up...did you say GOPHER! We are on a frickin' island man. There is no way...you're seeing things again.

Charile: Again? What in the name of Peter Pan's fairy do you mean?

Hurley:Um, dude. That whole moth thing in the cave. So its your turn dude. And I would appriciate you hurrying up. At noon, the pits get real bad.

Jack and Sayid (http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=167&pos=423)

Jack: It's a bird!
Sayid: It's a PLANE!!
Jack: Wait, no, it's just Boone stuck in a tree.


*Sayid holding up a piece of glass*
Sayid: I found this on the island. If I I triangulate my position and hold it at just the right angle so it catches the sun, we'll be able to see the girls bathing.
Jack: Amazing! This island definately has somethi-.....Wow! Look at the body on Shannon!
Sayid: Yeah. What do you think I've been doing in the woods the past couple days?

Sayid: Over there, see?

Jack: Where?

Sayid: There!

I know how we can beat Hurley, let's build a movie theater!!!

Sayid: See, Jack? Triangulating the signal worked! Now we can get . . .

Jack: HBO?

ok let's try this one.

http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=218&pos=9

Michael: So then I grab the polar bear's neck like this and I start stabbing it in the back...

Jack: Every time he adds on a new part Jin has to be the demonstration

Hurley: I thought the way Walt told it was more interesting, yet Walt never made the facial expressions and examples like Michael.

Michael: Then it comes over and tries to bite off my arm, so I toss Walt up to Locke for a distraction...(keeps on rambling)

Jack: Do you think we should intervene?
Hurley: Well, I'm not getting in the middle..plus, Jin's tough....

Another one?? Wow is Michael a hot head or what??

"I already told Locke to stay away from my son or I'd kill him! Do you wanna be next?" asked Michael.

Jack: Wow, I am bored.

Hurley: Yeah, I thought this fight club thing could be better than this...Brad Pitt makes it look like fun.

Michael: I told you what would happen if you stole my coookies Jin.

Hurley: You told 'em Mike!

Jack: Hurley that doesn't mean you're getting any cookies still.

Jin: *translated* I swear, the night with your wife was a one-time thing!

Michael: Take back what you said about the Matrix sequels!

Michael: See, Jin? Pulling back your fist in a threatening manner isn't enough. You've gotta make a scary face, too.

Hurley: Jack, you think it was a good idea to let Michael teach a self-defense class?

Jack: Umm . . .

- Gail

Isn't that a promotional photo from a future episode not yet aired? Probably not the best choice for this game... for those who want to remain spoiler free.

Jack: Should we do something?
Hurley: Naw... Theres nothing else on..

After recieving the hallucinogenic goop from Locke, Michael begins to believe EVERYONE is Michael Jackson.
Michael: MY SON! NOT YOURS! MINE! BLACK! NOT KOREAN!

OR

Jack: *in his head* here a sawyer, there a sawyer, fuzzy sawyer, sawyer...
Hurley: Dood? That Chinese guy? Is about to get pummelled.
Jack: So?
Hurley: You know..shouldn't you like..break it up or something? You ARE he hero.
Jack: Damn it..I was getting to the good part too! *grumbles*

Hurley: I can't believe it!
Jack: What?
Hurley: All those years of school, and I finally understand Shakespeare...
Michael: " IT is too late...What noise is this? Not dead? not ye..."
Jin: But why do I have to be the girl?

Micheal: *talking to group* And then right in the face, make sure he is bent down by hitting him with a right hook.
Jack: Ok, I think I got it now.
Jin: *In subtitles* You better get this quick!
Micheal: *softly to Jin* Dont fall over man.
Hurley: So how again, is this going to help us attack the 'others'?
Jack: Come on Hurley, just hit 'em in the appendex!

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Locke: Okay, lets try this one more time. Side step once, side step twice, cha cha cha!

Michael speaking softly to Locke: No man I'm telling you I just saw this large white rabbit with a HUGE pocket watch who kept saying he was late & there was a blond girl in a blue dress following him. Then both went into the ground down this hole with a metal hatch.

Locke gives Michael a skeptical look then asks: You haven't been eating that paste I made for Boone's head wound have you?

Michael tersely: No it smelled bad.

Locke tilts his head and says thoughtfully almost to himself: Hmm Is that what the island showed you? Maybe you have issues with the Boss.

Michael: God?!?!

Locke (snort): No Disney.

Sayid: "Do you think my rendition of the queen's wave will impress Shannon?"

Jack: "Oh.. sure it will. I think she'll love it." *meanwhile thinking* 'You dope. Do you honestly think she'd fall for that old trick again?'

Michael:* Holy crap!* It's a polar bear!* I must go stop it so I can look better than you!

Locke:* No, you better stay here.* Remember what happened the last time you tried to show me up?* You almost got your leg taken off by a little boar!* You think you could handle that?!?!

*both singing*
"It takes two to tango... two to tango... two to really get the feeling of romance
It takes two to tango...two to tango...do the dance of love!"

Locke: "Damn it Michael, you said that I could lead this time!"
Michael: "Aww, I'm sorry...I'll make you dinner later to make up for it..." :-*

Michael: "Oh sh*t, here comes Sun. Hey man, pretend we're dancing."
Locke: "What....?"
Michael: "Just do it, man! Here, I'll spin you for extra effect. Is she looking? Is she looking? Hold me tighter. Is she looking now?"

Michael: NOW!
Locke: No! Wait for it to come closer....
Michael: But it's right there!
Locke: Patience my padawan.

Dammit... every one stole my idea. . .

Michael: "I know for sure we'll win the three legged race!!!!!"
Locke: " Middle feet. . .now. . .now. . .now. . .now. . . now. . .now. . .now. . .now. . . . . . "

http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=57&pos=29

These are so much fun so I had to keep them going.

Walt: (shouts to Michael offscreen) Don't think you can tell me what to do, dad! You've never been there for me!
Locke: Now, Walt, stop trying to kill your father. This reminds me of my uncle Leroy and his wife's sister's brother's chinchilla...

Walt: Thanks, Mr. Locke for letting me borrow your knife. Now you can cut your PB&J sandwich.
Locke: Your welcome, kid.

I know, I am sad.

Walt: Uncle Walt wants you!!!...........for dinner.
Locke: give me that...*angry*

Walt: Sorry Mr. Locke but I'm not allowed to have this knife.
Locke: Is it because of your father?
Walt: Yes.
Locke: I'll keep it for you.
Walt: Thanks.

Luke got a lightsaber from his Master, and all I get is this knive?

Locke: Walt, try again.
Walt: NO way! I've done it a hundred times.
Locke: I'll give you a dollar.
Walt: Deal.

I know, not real funny.

"See, if you want to be blood brothers all I have to do is make a very small cut on your hand.
My friends and I do this all the time, trust me!"

Remember no running with knives unless the monster is after you.

Why don't you trust me? Is not like I'm Michael Jackson, you know!

"I knight thee, Sir Hand-O-Locke!"

*for the very first pic*
Hurley: You keep lookin at me like that I'm gonna hit you wit my club!
Charlie: *giving hurley the once over* You think YOU are gonna hit me...? Man you couldn't even catch me!
Hurley: *getting ready to swing the club* Oh no you didn't just...*chases charlie away in attemp to beat him t o death*


*for the pic w/ Sayid and Jack*
Sayid: Man, look at how big my bicepts have gotten since we landed here! I mean...look at it...it's huge!
Jack: Man that's nothing, look at these abs *flexes abs*
Sayid: I can't even see your abs...you still have your shirt on.
Jack: *making odd/embarassed face* oh...


*for the pic of Sawyer and Kate*
Sawyer: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm gonna getcha!
Kate: Sawyer, stop.
Sawyer: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm gonna getcha!
Kate: *rolls eyes* So immature.

First pic,

Charlie: I'm telling you his name is Elijah Wood and he's no relation to Tiger Woods

Hurley: Whoa, Dude, give me a freaking break they look enough alike to be brothers. Pass me the 42 iron, wouldja?

For Redemption Isle's avi

"What I wouldn't give for a nice warm tropical isle right about now"....poof.

Let's try a new one.

http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=62&pos=323

"Does anyone remember where we parked the car?"

Kate: I call this one the "Funky Chicken."

Sayid: God help us all....

"Up the river and through the jungle, to the black rock we go" Come on everybody!

Is it a bird? a plane? No! It's....

Sayid: I don't remember going this way in finding Danielle
Sawyer: Oh great Mr. Iraqi here got us lost!
Kate:I told you we should've stopped and asked for directions.

Sayid: I wonder if will see a plane in the sky today?
Sawyer: I seriously don't think that'll happen.
Kate: Would you too shut it.

Sayid: THE PLANE, THE PLANE!!
Sawyer: I thought the boy was Tatu.
Kate: Shut it, smartass!

" I thought I told you to mow the lawn!"

these are so great - here is another

http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=364&pos=81

Boone:* can you give me that rectal exam again jack....that sh#t felt kinda cool.*
Jack:* it was only to check for internal bleeding not to get you off boone.*
Boone:* then kiss me
Jack:* I didn't know you were gay boone?
Boone:* If you screwed your sister you would turn gay too.*
Jack:* gross, you screwed shannon?* I want my blood back.*

Boone (breathing heavily as he's dying)- Jack there is something I wanted to tell you.......
Jack: What?
Boone: You have beautiful eyes. (said like Sid the Sloth from Ice Age)

Did you run with scissors again Boone?

Jack: Now let me dab some more blood here, and we're done!
Kate(from off screen): Jack, you really ment it when you said you were also a makeup artist.
Boone: Wow, I look creepy, this play is gonna be off the chain!

Jack: *stares blankly*
Boone: Yes, I am bleeding. Now heal me, Doc!

Boone: "Jack, I bought some razor blades from Sawyer that weren't too sharp, they did a number on my beard this morning. Can you help?"

Boone: "Jack, I said, 'the plane fell over', not 'Extreme Makeover'!"

Jack: That is such a good color on you...

Boone: I know you like rough sex Jack but this is ridiculous!

Boone: What is with all this blood make-up?
Jack: It's an April Fool's joke to your sister Shannon.
Boone: So what do I do?
Jack: Pretend your dieing.
Boone: Do I hafta?
Jack: Yes.
Boone: Kiss me.
Jack: My pleasure.

Boone: Tell Shannon...tell Shannon...tell Shannon to swing away.
Jack: (whispers) Wrong script, Ian.
Boone: Dangit!

Jack: Boone. There's something I've been wanting to tell you. I love you.
Boone: Really? Now I can die happy. *gazing into Jack's eyes*
Jack: No! You can't die! Not now!
Boone: Jack...one kiss...before I go...

Boone: Jack... I want you to be my eugoogalizer.
Jack: Your what?
Boone: My eugoogalizer. One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogaly was?

Jack: I have to draw you.
Boone:..........

Yikes, too many gay references (I'm not sure why). Would someone like to post a new picture? I would but my photobucket account is down for some reason :-\

OK, new one:

http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=358&pos=372

"Stop laughing, it's the only hat I could find!"

I like that picture ;D

"Did you just toot John because all of a sudden the air got really rank."

(In a horrible French accent) "Huh, huh, huh. My name is Pierre."
Locke: Why did I try to find you? Why, why?

"I have another hat...
but it's a Firefighters hat! I use to be a Paramedic."


hehe! I couldn't help myself!

From an old TV show, for all you youngin's.

Ok, ok, stop me if you have heard this one....A horse walks in a bar and the bartender says....

Locke: Just keep smiling, only one more day with him, just keep smiling.........

"I have one just like this in red, I'll give it to you!"

Father: Are you sure you really want to do this?
Locke: Yes its my true calling.
Father: But....you'll end up on an island.
Locke: I don't care.
Father: Best of luck then.
Locke: Thanks. I know I will. *smiles*

Father:So the man in the cowboy hat says to me. You know what he says to me?
Locke: *annoyed*No
Father: He says...Hey Frenchie, that's no Ten-Gallon Hat, that's my wife! Get it, cause she was big. Haha Ain't that funny son
Locke:*thinks to himself...why does this guy have to be my dad?8 Yeah dad that's great.

"Glad that botox worked out!"

Headline: TV Paramedic gets LOST

After ABC proposed a reunion special for the TV hit, "Emergency", actor Kevin Tighe, who played Roy DeSoto on the show, made his way to the set of the hit show "LOST" to ask Terry O'Quinn to play his enigmatic paramedic sidekick, Johhny Gage.

Locke: Dad. Stop doing those impressions.
Lockes Dad: No. Really. I am French! Oui Oui! Tres bien!