* *First things first, we must clean up that mess those two boys left.* We really ought to make them

* *come *back here from their fancy Economy Seats and clean it up for themselves.* I have a distinct

* *feeling who made 90% of the mess anyway. :sick:* *Hear that Speaker and My What!

** Do we get to pick movies for the flight?* What do you want to watch,* could it be --->spoiler ahead}
* "Watership Down" <----spoiler endeth.

* I'll take a row seat close to the front of the section.* Just a hunch, but if necessary I can break
* and run forward in to the economy section and grab a seat there if , by chance the tail falls off.* *:lol2:

Hiram what the hell are you talking about?

Yay...I'm not all alone anymore...and Yes, I did read your spoiler text...but I was thinking of watching something a more light-hearted.

* Willowy:* Come join us, only 55 post to go!* And I'm not in hell I'm in purgatory.
* Bwa Ha ha ha a . . .NOT!

* Sherry:* Ok , your turn to pick then!



* *Hiram checks out the seat, leans back, ooh,*I think its nappy time!
* *Gets pillow and blanky from overhead bin, snuggles up and is out!*

* *poof** * * :bye:

Hiram, you would not believe the garbage those guys left back here...do we have disinfectant?

*Hiram awakens from a sound sleep*

* Hey stop bumping my chair!* Yes I always carry protection, now can I go back to my nappy now?
* Oh,* you never told me what movie you wanted to see. this newfangled thing has one of those
* storage devices that can keep thousands of titles in it. Soooooo? . . . I'm drifffting!

*Hiram's entire body flys upward to the ceiling then flops down into the chair*

* Ouch!* Must be a little bit of turbulence, I guess I better put on my seat belt for this nappy . . .

*Hiram shakes it off, closes his eyes, peaks over at Sherry who seems to have a terrified look in her eyes,
* then he pretends to go to sleep*

OMG! I just had the weirdest dream.

throws a pillow at Hiram Abif's head

HEY, I was talking. Wake up!
I had a dream where the reason Sayid doesn't like Sawyer is becasue Sayid was the one NOT on the plane, and he is worried that Sawyer will take back what he said about seeing Sayid on the plane. And the F.L. knocked him out because she doesn't want him to leave the island and he is staying on the beach to avoid her. And EVERYTHING else he has said has been a lie.

LMAO!!!
I LOVE late afternoon nap dreams! :D

Grabs another pillow out of the overhead bin and goes backt o sleep.

*Lounges back in his Economy seats, turns on a personal movie while drinking champagne*

*sigh* isn't it great up here My What?

* Deathisyourart: *Now get back down On The Tarmac where you are
* supposed to be and wait your turn in line. *Did you get your Boarding Pass?
*Sherry, I didn't anticipate this problem, we have line cutters!

*Hiram sneaks to the microphone**

"Hey, Speaker and My What can you hear me up there, we got a line cutter!"

:)

I didn't cut in line *gasp*

I sneaked on the plane in between flights and hid in one of the overhead bins in economy class.
:lol2:

Yo!,* My What, Speaker, you hear that we have an alien invader!

*listening to movie on headphones, can't hear anyone else*

now, now, now... no reason to fight... :no2:

pssst... Hiram... you might want to go and pull speaker's earphones off if you want to be heard - he's ignoring you... ;D

btw guys - save me a seat! I'll be up soon! :lol2:

*Hiram crawls threw Economy Class curtain up to the back of Speaker's chair and yanks off the headphones*

"I say Speaker we have a stowaway on board and they were in one of the Economy Class overhead bins!"

"Can you hear*me now?"

:lol2:

"AHHHHH!!!!! What Hiram WHAT!? Who's stowing away? Bins? Are they tiny?"

It is that pesky Deathisyourart.* Snuck in somehow from On The Tarmac


OMG! I just had the weirdest dream.

throws a pillow at Hiram Abif's head

HEY, I was talking. Wake up!
I had a dream where the reason Sayid doesn't like Sawyer is becasue Sayid was the one NOT on the plane, and he is worried that Sawyer will take back what he said about seeing Sayid on the plane. And the F.L. knocked him out because she doesn't want him to leave the island and he is staying on the beach to avoid her. And EVERYTHING else he has said has been a lie.

LMAO!!!
I LOVE late afternoon nap dreams! :D

Grabs another pillow out of the overhead bin and goes backt o sleep.
.
* Deathisyourart:* Now get back down On The Tarmac where you are
* supposed to be and wait your turn in line.* Did you get your Boarding Pass?
* Sherry, I didn't anticipate this problem, we have line cutters!

*Hiram sneaks to the microphone**

"Hey, Speaker and My What can you hear me up there, we got a line cutter!"

:)

what's she doing in the overhead? tell her to come down and party with us!!! The more the merrier!

Come ON Zia won't be long now. And may I suggest getting a seat as close to the Economy Class Curtains as possible, just in case our part of the plane falls off.

I'm working on it Hiram... ;) oh.. and I prefer an aisle seat, please...

* A very good idea Zia, the aisle seat, all the better to run to the Economy section just by chance
* if the tail end falls off in flight.* Although, now that I mull it over, it was the coach section that ended
* up on the beach.* Jack, Rose, Locke and Charlie were all in coach aisle seats.* Hmmm.

I hope to only reply once here. I do not want an asterisk by my name. I am currently in the best seat of the plane and am being taken care of accordingly. Speaker is my flight attendant and almost looks good in a womens business suit. Better stop drinking vodka by the bottle. I like red heads.* :o

A very good idea Zia, the aisle seat, all the better to run to the Economy section just by chance
if the tail end falls off in flight.

Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of running up to Economy to pick on My What and speaker if they decide to ignore us again... ;) :lol2:

yay! I made it! :lol2: It's nice up here - baggage was kinda cramped... ;)

Congrats Zia! Now I can yell back to you when I need ...oh say...a new beverage or some peanuts.

ZIA FETCH ME A JACK AND COKE *clap clap*

Hey Speaker - GET IT YOURSELF! :lol2:
(I'm fresh out...)

OK...how bout we watch the Star Wars trilogy? Hmmm...Han Solo :-*.

*drops out of the overhead bin, yawns, and curls up in a chair opposite Speaker*

*steals his JD & Coke, and takes a big gulp*

This place is nice 8)

I could go for Star Wars... :lol2:

HEY! DIYA GIVE THAT BACK!
takes jack and coke back and smears smores on DIYA's face

The drink is already gone...but it was good ;)
THANKS !

And everyone is trying to keep you "sans alcohol" .

*licks smores off my face*

there must be a deeper meaning for this word "smores" and I suggest no person touch the smores because no person but Speaker knows where the smores have been. EWW!

Deeper meaning to the word smore:* DO NOT CLICK if you are too young (this means you My What) it's very NC-17 deffinition and quite disturbing and disgusting for people who are not as twisted as I....you are WARNED NC-17 wordage!!!!!!!

Deeper meaning to the word smore:* DO NOT CLICK if you are too young (this means you My What) it's very NC-17 deffinition and quite disturbing and disgusting for people who are not as twisted as I....you are WARNED NC-17 wordage!!!!!!!


Remember, this is a PG13 board. :mad:

sorry....i thought if i amply warned.....forgive?
:unhappy:

I'll be better....

forgive?


I suppose. ;)

YOURE THE BEST *TACKLE HUGS TO SAND*

Ewww I licked the smore...EWWWWWWWW!

*washes mouth out with bleach*


I think I will go back to coach, you people are all going to die being so close to the cockpit anyways.

* Welcome Zia, we now have a big three people in coach.

* And Star Fiveogy will do.* Although I have this feeling in
* the back of my mind that we won't make it past episode VI* *:starwars:

* *:fear2:

no no no no no Hiram... original trilogy only.... no prequels allowed... :lol2:

You're going back to the couch?

He he he...whoops!
*fixes it*
:lol2:

Speaker: If you did really have a site you were sending people to about smores will you please send this to me in my PM box please?

No smores for me...I'll just eat this little bag of peanuts...And we are only watching the trilogy...no prequels in Coach!

Smores? Y'all ruining a tasty treat. Ewwww!

I'm baggage . . . I'm baggage . . . I can't believe I'm finally baggage . . . now I know how my mom feels.

jumps up and down ecstatically . . . realizes this means I will end up among the wreckage by the caves and prays not to be horribly mangled in upcoming crash . . . Locke Island god can you hear me?*


at least I am queen of the ellipses points

LOL FF

and i'm premium economy finally! YAY!

they think I'm funny . . . I am so feeling included grins sheepishly

feel included, you are!

thank you . . . this is so much fun.

I've never belonged to a board before . . . looks like my tv is finally gonna get a break.


* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * :jump1:

Help me I am addicted to ellipses points . . . if I sacrafice them to the island what do you think I will get in return?

thank you . . . this is so much fun.

I've never belonged to a board before . . . looks like my tv is finally gonna get a break.


:jump1:

Help me I am addicted to ellipses points . . . if I sacrafice them to the island what do you think I will get in return?


This return will be the best return ever, ME :lol2: yeay!

I . . . don't . . . think . . . I . . . can . . . give . . . them . . . up.


This thread is so not about Hiram Abif and Sherry making coach anymore??

no it's about My What and me being in premium economy *high fives My What*

That just means we're going to be the first ones to make Pilot....no WONDER the plane crashes...it's all starting to make sense now LOL

How many beepin posts does it take to get out of the stinkin baggage compartment?? The newness has worn off.

posts furiously . . . must make it to coach before Speaker and My What crash plane.

Congrats you stinkers

thanks! and i think it's 100 to get to coach and 175 or something....i could be wrong.

High five back to ya Speaker and the next jumps in rank for yall is 100 then 250.

Yes Speaker and I will be the two polar bears who run into the other plane head on and bring this mutha down.

*Hands Speaker and My What flying manuals*

If you do crash us.........try and make it on an island that has Rum ;D

Not only Rum but Vodka, Kahlua, and milk so I can make White Russians so I can feel like this :lol: all day long.

DAMN IT MAN, CRASH THE PLANE ALREADY!!!! :lol2:

I am guessing Speaker and I will not become official pilots till the end of the season but you must remember friend, we have all the same booze and more on our final destination plane as well and an ulimited supply of all the booze. So drink up!!!!!

I finally made it to Coach

settles into a cramped window seat . . . looks around . . . realizes practically everyone else has moved on up . . .

So it's not all it was cracked up to be, but at least I'll have a good view of the ocean when we crash.

I'm still here and I have a whole selection of movies...what do you want? Comedy, Romance, Action, Sci-Fi, Horror?

Now that I've cleaned this section up its very comfortable...and since they're so few people we can stretch out a bit...

When I make it to coach (prefer the linear board which doesn't count ), I would love to see something with action.
I am in an actiony kind of mood ;D

Thanks for cleaning up Sherry . . . those boys sure can make messes.

I'm in an action mood, too. How about "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" . . . I am such a Harrison Ford fan and when you add in the Sean Connery accent factor I just can't resist.


stretches out and prepares for a bumby ride

I ADORE Harrison Ford* :-** .* Good pick...but lets start with Raiders and work our way to Last Crusade...'Kay?

I made it!
Put in the movie Sherry!

CONGRATS DIYA!

We clearly need more drinks in here...the party hasn't even started.

*sneaks a big drink to Speaker*

Welcome Death . . . congrats . . . I see you brought something to celebrate with.

ok Sherry I guess I can sit through the whole trilogy *winks* if I have too




Pretend you don't see that dangling prepostion . . . me bad graduate.

Great to finally have some more people up here.* Welcome Zia, DIYA and FoxFan!
* That makes five of us against the two of them in Premium Economy if they start any nonsense!

* *:lol2:

Just checked the Member List and we have even more new Coach Passengers:
:laugh:
* OldWiz
* Calico
* diablita
* Goonies123* *and
* Smidge !

* There is still plenty of room up people come join the party!* By the way Sherry,
* The Indiana Jones Trilogy works for me!

It's gonna take me forever to get up to Coach... :'(

Meta- currently at 61.

I'm not exactly a new coach member... but I am a coach member... Woo Hoo!!!!

and I'm here... hee hee

what movie are we watching?

Indiana Jones trilogy...after that I have Pitch Black, The Fog, Shrek, and Pride and Prejudice...how's that for variety? :lol2:

thread name change . . . ok . . . I'm only a little confused.

quite a selection Sherry . . . here I brought one of my own to add to the list.

hands Sherry a really old VHS copy of The Gods Must be Crazy

Coach Passenger Check List:* (as of 12:10 AM 11/28/04)

(Sorry for the late post on some of you coach passengers, I just went threw the full Member list last night)

* 1.* diablita
* 2.* Hiram Abif
* 3.* Sherry
* 4.* Goonies123
* 5.* OldWiz
* 6.* zia319
* 7.* Calico
* 8.* FoxFan
* 9.* Smidge
10.* DeathIsYourArt
11.* Surreality-fan
Wow, people are really comin' on like they enjoy flying or something!* *:lol2:

I likeses coach... it's the safests place on the planeses... :P

YAY!!!

Karri: Could you move this Topic to the Group Ships Section.* Now that we have it I think
* it would be better served there.

* Thanks either way!

WHOO HOO!! I finally made it!!!

Say hello to post #100 folks!!!
:D ;D :punk: :jump1: :lol: :jump:

Meta

Contrats meta!

* :bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :bdaybiggrin: :bdayfrown::hb2: :party: :holiday: :bdayfrown: :bdaybiggrin:
:bdaybiggrin: :bdaywink: :biggringift: :holiday: :biggringift: :bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :bdayfrown:

diablita will be leaving us soon to watch over the boys in Economy I believe.* Congrats dia!

Ok everyone let's welcome Willowy to the Coach Section of the Plane!

"Grab an aisle seat if you can, it's just a feeling I have*

Thank you Hiram. *bows to the gang in coach*

* Well diablita, I think Karri must have changed the triggers for Economy.
* So we get to keep you for a while longer claws and all!* Just be a good she dragon
* and don't pop all the balloons!*

* *:angel:* :bdaysmile: :holiday: :bdaywink: :bdaybiggrin: :party: :hb2: :holiday: :bdaysmile: :bdaybiggrin: :bdaywink: :holiday:* :party:

:jump: :jump: :jump:

OK so now that I'm here where's the stewardess ?? I'll gladly pay for a bottle of Malibu...* :lol2:

and how many posts do we need to get to Premium Economy ??

*pours some more pepsi into her cup*

ahh..... this is the life! safe, pepsi chilled, perfection!

Well thats the thing isn't it.* We have a very low steward to passenger ratio here
in Coach until takeoff.* At the rate we may be loading for virtual weeks.* If you
figure one week is a day. and the plane had something like 175 souls on* board
at takeoff.* We are only 20% full.

I believe the trigger for Coach was upped by Karri do to a couple
of speedy posters who shall remain namesless and apparently lifeless.

* :lol2:

I'm no longer in coach... :(... been given and upgrade... *she waves to all the ppl in coach as she moves up to economy*

I hope I can come back and visit occasionally

Wahoo... I'm back in coach... dia congrats on your upgrade, don't forget those of us in the cheap seats-lol :)

dia you made it after all, congrats! * :bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :holiday: :hb2: :party: :bdaybiggrin: :holiday: :bdaysmile: :bdaywink:

Dia- Can I have your seat then ?? It was on the aisle, correct ??

Besides- it should be all warm and toasty ... :lol2:

Hey "You All Everybody"!* I have the latest update on the Coach Passenger List as of 11/23/04, 12:31AM EST:

* 1. Calico
* 2. DeathIsYourArt
* 3. FoxFan
* 4. Goonies123
* 5. Hiram Abif* (I'm off to Economy Class, ya'll come on up!)
* 6. Karri ( our beloved Administrator )
* 7. OldWiz
* 8. pikameta
* 9. Sherry
10. Smidge
11. Surreality_fan
12. Tari Luinwe
13. terran
14. Varda
15. Willowy
* and
16. zia319


* It was only a little while ago that Sherry and I shared this place!* Now with over 1000 members
* I don't know how much longer I can manage the list.* So, let's just go ahead and get on up to
* Economy with diablita - I'm sure she is getting lonely by herself!

* *:lol2:

well geez, I just got here and you're already trying to bump me up??
I LOVE THIS AIRLINE!! (oh wait maybe not we end up crashing on a deserted island...

and that's easy for you to say- you're only 4 posts away from economy... :laugh:

I'm 104 away...

*sniff* :'( tear

* pikameta you know your one of my favs, as to my heading to Premium Econ at 250 I'm not sure anymore.
* Things keep changing.* However, I do need a favor,* I will be off-line until Sunday so I will not be here to
* update the list.* Could you do it for me? I would appreciate it muchly!

;)

*is quickly getting smashed on Pepsi*

did you ever hear bout that Blue Man Group?

Glenn- no prob!!

250? 250! ! Are you kidding!!

I'll never get there!!

Hey "You All Everybody"! I have the latest update on the Coach Passenger List as of 11 / 24 / 04, 06:31PM EST:

Calico
Deathisyourart
FoxFan
Goonies123
kristie
LostSerenity
OldWiz
pikameta
Sherry
Smidge
surreality_fan
Varda
Willowy
zia319

Coach is comfy with only 15 people!! :laugh: And props to Dia and Hiram who have economy all to themselves... Sherry appears to be next in line for a move up- but she's still 68 posts away... and we better hurry up and move... I can hear the folks in baggage working their way up!! :lol2:

Meta

woop! I was just comin' in here to post that I made it to coach today, meta, but you did it for me! RAWK! hee

Hiram Abif
Hey "You All Everybody"! I have the latest update on the Coach Passenger List as of 11/23/04, 12:31AM EST:

12. Tari Luinwe



Hiram I think you made a mistake. :( As much as I would LOVE to be in Coach. I am still in Baggage. But hey if you wanna make me an honorary Coach member I would gladly except it. :D

yay meta!! I'm on the list :lol2:
hello fellow coach passengers LOL

Thank you pikameta so much for updating the list while I was out of town!
Here is the latest update as of 11/27/04, 11:58PM EST

* 1.* Calico
* 2.* cashmere lady
* 3.* DeathisYourArt
* 4.* FoxFan
* 5.* Goonies123
* 6.* Jesyca
* 7.* Karri* ( Our Beloved Administrator, unless you have a researved seat in First Class )
* 8.* Kristie*
* 9.* LostSerenity
10.* OldWiz
11. pikameta
12. Sherry
13. Smidge
14. Surreality_fan
15. Varda
16. Willowy
17. zia319


* Welcome Jesyca and cashmere lady to the Wild and Crazy Coach Section of the Plane!
** *:lol2:* * *Home of the famous Mystery Drink!* :lol2:* *

that drink really does things to you!

I actually wrote a 100 posts. Unbelievable. Spent a lot of time on the boards. 8)

*sobers up*

FAREWELL, FAIR COACH PASSENGERS!

*dances round the room(on tippy toes for SPEAKER)*

This is 101! This is 101! This is 101!

ok - sorry

I wanted to move up SO bad!!!!

add me to the roster - is there a seating chart in here???

kaidy! :jump: :party: :jump: :party: :punk:

kaidy

Congratulation!!! *

:party: :bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :bdaybiggrin: :jump: :hb2: :jump: :bdaybiggrin: :bdaywink: :bdaysmile: :party:

You just missed me, but you are welcome to my seat!!!

Farewell, Coachers!!!

thanks Surr! Couldn't have done it without you, speaker, diya, zia, hiram, burningstar, and the whole crew! I hope I catch up to you guys eventually! but thank you for the seat!

kaidy

Woo Hoo!

I'm on the Coach now! *cheers* :jump:

Welcome kaidy and J Y Yang to Coach, home of the famous Mystery Drink!



:bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :jump: :holiday: :party: :biggringift: :hb2: :jump: :bdaybiggrin: :bdaywink: :biggringift: :holiday: :bdaysmile:




:angel:

Woo-hoo! I finally made it to coach! Just hope I don't get that darned seat in the back that has absolutely no legroom!

Thanks! Glad to be here....now, when do they serve the meal and what confounded Disney movie are they gonna make us sit thru today???

kaidy

Hey...just received Band of Brothers DVD set (a gift from my kids to their dad). How about we watch that? Or I could dash out and pick up the Firefly set...

As long as there is no talking animal or Don Knotts in it....I'm game for most anything. Cept anything with JLo...or any of those other hinky dinky chick flicks (yeah, i am a chick, but CMON! there are GREAT movies out there!)

Maybe I will just plug in these headphones and listen to some Bill Cosby (he is ALWAYS on those in-air comedy channels..lol)

kaidy

Notice how the Economy Classters can't resist a little elbow jab as they saunter up the aisle?

I for one am darned happy to be here.

B

walks in a grabs a sit

Hi everyone! When is the meal service coming around? What movie is showing?

grabs a drink off the cart and sits back

We are in the middle of an Indiana Jones Marathon right now, see above.

Since I just made it into coach today, let me ask this.....honestly now, how many of you have nervously looked around you to make sure you aren't sitting next to Evangeline Lilly, and ensured that all overhead bags are properly stowed?

I'd love to sit next to her. Better yet, on my lap.

B

LOL, sure....you say that now Balanchine....but just wait until that case whacks you in the head!

Well, I wouldn't die for her, but I'd strongly consider dipping into capital. If I had any, that is.

I finally made it to Coach!! YAY! lol Hi guys :)

Coach coach coach....bout darned time!

Woohoo I made it. Now you can truly put me on the list Hiram. Also I would just like to say that I just HAD to do my 100th post with my boy Dom/Charlie. It wouldn't feel right to do it any other way.

.. who ate my peanuts? LOL

Peanuts? Ummm...I didn't see any peanuts... :whistling2:

*gasp* Sherry! :o the whistling gave it away.. you have peanut breath!!
LOL :lol2:

*Crawls up from Baggage* Woot! I get a seat! *dances with joy, then runs to the toilet* Was toooo afraid to use the one down there...

Opheliapain pops out of the baggage hold and scurries to a seat with a view.
"Hey guys I can see a volcanoe!" she shouts and goes to touch the window and feels gooeyness. "Ewwww, that wasn't a volcanoe." She peaks behind her and sees Abif buckling himself down for a comfy nap and decides to bother him.
"Psst...guess what?" she whispers.
Abif glares at her.
"Monkeys butt." Then proceeds to giggle madly. (knew I shouldn't have lit up that weird looking package in the cargo hold...smelled funny....) She pulls the shade down on her window and calls to Sherry. "So this is coach? Its, uh, kinda gross." Grabs her backpack, her special lucky backpack that she always has with her, and pulls out some nappies. "Lets clean this place up, huh?" Goes over and pulls open to the Economy class seats and sees Speaker feeding My What grapes.
"Errrr...I thought you said you liked red heads, My What and Speaker? Aren't you married??"
Tries hard to remember what she went there to say and shakes herself.
"Help us clean this mess before I get Sayid. And you don't want Sayid!"

I can happily admit I took the peanuts and turned them into peanut butter. I did it because I want to see Charlie lick some peanut butter. So if thats a crime, cuff me and put me in jail!! lol :angel:

*gets one of the stewardesses to get her a mystery drink*
Can I have an umbrella on top??
*stewardess leaves*
Awesome, didn't get carded! Hey, whats in that drink anyway? No alcohol, right?

*Hiram steps back into Coach from the Economy Class Section of the Plane.*

Welcome all newbies to Coach!*

Congratulations!

:jump: :bdaysmile: :bdaybiggrin: :holiday: :biggringift: :hb2: :jump: :bdaybiggrin: :bdaywink: :holiday: :biggringift: :party: :jump: :biggringift: :bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :holiday: :bdaybiggrin: :bdaysmile: :jump:


Sorry but the holder of the Mystery Drink recipe has moved up to Economy and taken it with her!


I'll make up a comprehensive list shortly!


:angel:

OK, here is the long awaited update to the Coach Section of the Plane Manifest!
As of Dec 5, 2004 at 02:53PM EST,* From a Total Membership of 1305.

"The Safest Section of the Plane"

* 1. Balanchine
* 2. banshee
* 3. BurningStar4
* 4. Calico
* 5. cashmere lady (239 posts)
* 6. darkpiranha
* 7. DeathIsYourArt
* 8. DiamondLife1985
* 9. emaleythe
10. Foxfan
11. Goofeesnax
12. Goonies123
13. IceKat55
14. Jesyca
15. J Y Yang
16. Karri ( Our beloved Administer )
17. katejones
18. kristie
19. LearnToFly
20. LostNLuvInIt
21. marbalbe
22. OldWiz
23. opheliapain
24. Smidge
25. Tari Luinwe
26. Willowy
27.~Lexi~

Only 2.9 percent of the total fuselage membership have made it this far!

Congratulations!

:jump: :bdaysmile: :bdaybiggrin: :holiday: :party: :biggringift: :bdaywink: :biggringift: :hb2: :jump: :party: :bdaybiggrin: :holiday: :bdaywink: :bdaybiggrin: :bdaysmile: :hb2: :biggringift: :jump: :bdaywink: :bdaysmile: :bdaybiggrin: :holiday: :party: :hb2:



:angel:

woo! hoo! i finally made it. kinda hard when you dont post a lot on the TB... ;)

I made it too! Add me to the list! :D

*waves to the new coachies* LOL

Tari.. well since you put it that way :lol2:

Congratulations halfrek and Merry on achieving Coach!
:jump: :bdaysmile: :bdaybiggrin: :party: :biggringift: :holiday: :bdaywink: :bdaybiggrin: :jump1: :jump: :hb2: :biggringift: :party: :jump1: :bdaysmile: :turned: :bdaybiggrin: :jump:


Now you can unfold your "bodys" (as Hurley would say) and have a decent seat.* We have plenty of all kinds available.* Even some warm seats.* People are moving up to Economy almost as fast as you guys and gals are from baggage!* But, hey, lets never mention that word again except to say, "You did bring you overhead baggage with you DIDN'T YOU?* Cause if not there is an automatic ten post penalty!* And it's back to baggage for the two of you!* Justa Joshin!* BwaWaHaHaHa . . .


:santa:

*rabgal emerges from baggages and stretches her arms and legs* .... "Ah, this is much better," she says and tries to flag down a complimentary package of peanuts.

(snatches Charlie and they leave together towards the bathroom)

WHA-??

Ohh . . . I made it! I've finally got a seat! It's much warmer up here than in the baggage compartment.

Now where is that drink cart? :ermm:

Bye bye guys!!! I've been bumped to economy! It was a pleasure! And uh, I'm taking Charlie with me!
*runs fast through the doors with Charlie as fangirls chase her*
Heeheeheeheee...

Hey! And now there's a new "delete" icon at the top of all of my posts! At least I think that's new.

Woohoo!* :lol2: I'm movin' on up!

Hello there! I made it to Coach yesterday!!! Wahoo!!!

Raven

Welcome to the Coach Section of the Plane! *This list is a little behind, forgive me, been kinda under the weather.

Since the last posting Dec 5, 2004 several people have moved up from Baggage and moved on from Coach to higher places.
This list is as of Friday, Dec. 10, 2004, 11:53PM EST.

Congratulations to You All Everybody!

Andrea
Balanchine
banshee
BurningStar4
Calico
darkpiranha
DeathIsYourArt
desertislandgirl
DiamondLife1985
emaleythe
flora
Foxfan (178)
Goofeesnax
Goonies123 (234)
halftrek
Hekawi
Icekat55
jacknkate1
Jenn
Jesyca
Jy Yang
Karri (Our beloved Administrator, 208)
katejones
kristie (208)
LostNLovinIt
mammasays
marbalbe (213)
Merry
OldWiz
opheliapain (221)
rabgal
Smidge (190)
strachany
Tari Luinwe
WhiteSapphire
Willowy
~Lexi~

38 people in Coach

The people with number beside their names are moving fast toward the next level Economy,
with a cut-off of 250. *By the time you read this some of you are already there.

From the previous list: cashmere lady to Economy, Hiram Abif (that's me) and LearnToFly are
in Premium Economy. That has a 500 cut off.

Because we have exceeded 21,000 posts and have 1847 members I will probably update
Baggage and Coach once per week. Twice at most.


:santa:

Hey, Hiram. Thanks for doing all this. And by "this" I mean maintaining the lists and stuff. We (or at least I) really appreciate it!!

Hey, Hiram. Thanks for doing all this. And by "this" I mean maintaining the lists and stuff. We (or at least I) really appreciate it!!

*raises hand* I second that!! :xmas:
*grabs another bag of peanuts*

Ditto that, thanks Hiram! (reaching for her coach class headphones)

Yay its good to be here!!! THanks for doing this Hiram! *starts to eat peanuts*

You are welcome, welcome, welcome!

And kristie if you don't look out , you'll be moving up to Economy before you know it!


:santa:

indeed I will.. awesome LOL

For those of us who don't have enough time to become premium economy addicts... Welcome to coach, a nice milestone to show that we are addicted, but still have a life* ;)

But in all seriousness, there aren't even that many 'coachers' around as I thought, when I looked at the list...

SO if you are newer and you finally made it out of the baggage hold and into the cabin, welcome, to next the next level, I know I was getting crowded in baggage...* Now only twice as much to go to get a better seat. Grr. ;D 8)

I'm heeeeeeeeere! Now gimmee some peanuts!!

We don't have anymore peanuts. Someone ate them all!

C'mon, LockeMeUp (have I mentioned that I love your name?), come jump on the seats with me! It's much nicer in here than in Baggage!

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:


*BouNcyBouNcyBouNcyBouNcyBouNcyBouNcyBouNcyBouNcyB ouNcy*

*BouNcy BouNcy BouNcy BouNcy*
BouNcy BouNcy BouNcy



This is fun! .......i still want som peanuts though :(

*whispers* I think they have peanuts in Economy. Maybe we can sneak up there and get some . . ..

:jump1: :jump: :roflmao:

I am in a bouncy mood this evening.

:cheesysanta:

Naaah. I don want them THAT bad!! ;)


I'm gonna get drunk instead. Where is that flight attendant?!?!


;D

I don't know. I've been looking for the drink cart for days!

:undecidedsanta:

... perhaps we need a recon mission to find that cart .... I'm a might bit parched myself :laugh:

I've jumped to Economy! Bye guys! :'( *sniff, sniff*

I'll be thinking of you while I'm having my peanuts and drinks! :P

.... I've been bumped too --- I'm going for the cookies

Hello everyone!

I made it to coach this morning. So glad to be out of Baggage, rather uncomfortable there being stuck under a suitcase.

It's Update Time for the Coach Section!!!!!!

As of Tuesday, 12/21/2004, 3:10PM Est

We have:

Andrea
Balanchine
banshee
bugglebee
BurningStar4
Calico
darkpiranha
DeathIsYourArt
desrtislandgirl
diabolo237
DiamondLife1985
emaleythe
flora
FoxFan
Goofeesnax
halfrek
Hekawi
IceKat55
jacknkate1
Jenn
Jesyca
JY Yang
katejones
~Lexi~
LockeMeUp
lostfan88
LostNLuvinit
marbalbc
Merry
Nutmae
OldWiz
Robinhood56
runonmoonlight
Smidge
strackany
Tari Luinwe
themarvelousmattyd
Trueogre
Willowy
yukalin

whoo.... that's 40!

Congratulations to all the "New People!"

Now you can unfold and actually have a seat!

:jump: :winksanta: :bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :bdaybiggrin: :grinsanta: :holiday: :party: :biggringift: :hb2: :biggringift: :party: :holiday: :smileysanta: :bdaywink: :bdaysmile: :winksanta: :jump:

It's so good to be out of baggage. Does anyone have any peanuts? I'm hungry :blink:

Hey if you see LostinSLC she just got out of baggage too...

Enters doing a little dance

Movin on up....to the coach class..

Hey everyone! I am sooo glad to be out of baggage. Hello coach class seat! It may be small, but it beats being wedged between a huge cello case, a doggy crate, and someone's ridiculously enormous Sampsonite.

So...Any one find out what happened to the drink cart?

*WhiteSapphire pulls back the curtain and peers from Economy into Coach.*

We've got the drink cart up here guys. I'd bring you back some drinks, but I'm sure it's against some FAA regulations or something. You'll just have to post more!

*WhiteSapphire throws back a few packages of peanuts to the hoards of people in Coach, hoping this will calm them somewhat.*

See ya, guys! I've been upgraded.

WooHoo! I am in Coach now!! Yay!!! :jump1: :jump1: :jump1:

Jessica

Congratulations goloptious and Welcome to Coach!

Have a seat there are plenty still available.



:angel:

Been having Technical Problems with this Topic/Thread, but Karri has been working on it and we can post now.

She is still trying to get rid of that little Lock on the right side of Title screen.

Yay--I finally make it to coach! :party: How much is alcohol here??

Here I am - dang i thought I was gonna be in baggage for ever - yay now I can rest my feet by sitting in my 'way to small' chair* :lol2:

After many post with car88win, I am finally in coach. Got any peanuts?

HEHEHEH...somehow I made it to Coach without even realizing it until way after the fact. Go figure! Great to be here, tho. Nice seats.....*finds a seat and straps herself in*

Marina

I'm with welshmuse in regards to the alcohol. Where is it and gimmie.

OH! There's alcohol here, too? NICE! Now we're talking! :lol2:

Marina

I don't know--being in coach we might have to pay for drinks. >:(

Maybe once we move up into economy it's free---I'm almost there!

Goodness....like how long am I going to be in baggage? ???

I don't know--being in coach we might have to pay for drinks. >:(

Maybe once we move up into economy it's free---I'm almost there!


They can put it on my tab.

Lemme know if the drinks are free up in economy, welshmuse. I've got a ways to go.


Goodness....like how long am I going to be in baggage? ???


100 posts gets you into coach, I believe, Snabbygail. ;D

Thanks. ;) I like to lurke mostly. We haven't seen any new episodes lately. Not much new to mull over.

runs in

Psst! I found the drink cart in Premium Economy!

Here. I've smuggled you some drinks. Do not tel the flight attendants ;D

hears voice from up front

oops. Better get back to my seat before I'm flogged with a wet noodle, or worse...whacked with a trout.

Keep posting!!

runs back to Premium Economy

I'm loading the baggage. :laugh:

runs in

Psst! I found the drink cart in Premium Economy!

Here. I've smuggled you some drinks. Do not tel the flight attendants ;D


You are a life saver, Nanse!

Take a first born out of petty cash. ;D

sips drink contentedly

Lemme know if the drinks are free up in economy, welshmuse. I've got a ways to go.


*pokes head back into coach*

Yes, the drinks are free!! It's the promised land! :angel:

So, how many more posts do I need to get to those free drinks?

Marina :lol2:

*pokes head back into coach*

Yes, the drinks are free!! It's the promised land! :angel:


Rock!

finishes off last stolen drink delivered by Nanse

Marina, let's get to posting. Looks like we've gotta make at least 250 before the drinks are free and we can stop stealing them...er...borrowing....borrowing them. Yeah. ;D

This morning I have 95 post. I'm sure to make it out of baggage today. Except we haven't had a new episode. The good threads and posts are getting thin.

Yes, borrowing is a much better term, ;) :lol2: Ok, so here's another post towards free booze!

Marina :angel:

I made it. I'm finally on the plane. Pass me a drink!

passes Snabbygail a drink liberated from economy

Congrats for making it, Snabbygail.

But, in coach you gotta pay for the drinks unless someone's kind enough to pass them back. 'Course by then, we could all die of thirst and they've caught onto my "borrowing" ways.

Now, I'm staging revolutions and capturing booze as prisoners. ;D

OH! I can help, Cheshyre. I have stealth capabilities! *puts gear on* Are we ready?

Marina

Watch it now, we have steath radar up here!

*takes gear off and goes back to seat quietly* :( ;)

Marina

Of course if you ask nicely instead of trying to snitch them, I'll probably just give you the drinks!
I remember what was like to be in Coach.* Of course, I remember the Baggage Compartment too!

:angel:

Oh, dear Hiram, blessed soul of our plane...would you kindly pass the booze to us poor souls in coach? We're quite parched.

Thanks. ;D

Psst...Marina...If Hiram fails to come through, we're going back in for another liquor acquirement mission. Have your camo ready. ;)

Now you didn't have to go and get pitiful on me!

Rock Gods and Fury Specials all around ! ! !

:angel:

Wait a minute I heard that!* But that's OK.* I'd probably do the same.

You All Everybody just keep posting and before you know it you'll have 250 posts
and be in Economy!

All hail Hiram! Bringer of the alcohol! Woot! * ;D

Always have to have a backup plan, Hiram. Plan B's are essential to survival.

Or in this case...gettin' booze.

No Doubt! Hey, ya know, that would be a cool name for a band!

OH! Is it too late to bow down to Hiram and get some booooze? LOL! At the rate I'm going, I should move up a compartment soon. Then, I'll be the one passing drinks back! :angel:

Marina *assumes the bowing position*

;) psssst, Cheshyre....I have the camo right here!

passes Marina a drink

Hiram's a good man. We should be okay on the booze for awhile.

But keep that camo handy. ;)

Yes, I'll be heading up to Busyness Class momentarily, so you guys better get posting!

I'ii be too far out of reach too help you!

3

You hear that, Marina? Hiram's left us. The booze will be running out soon. We'd better get ready.

dons camo and cues up Mission Impossible theme song

OH NO! *puts camo on and blackens out face, passes stuff to Cheshyre*

I'm ready whenever you are

Marina

Congrats to all that have made it to coach!

:jump: :party: :hb2: :jump:

There are currently 96 of you in here. It must be really cramped. ;)

Keep posting! There's much more room in the other sections!

96 of us? Man, that's a lot of drinks to acquire.

Marina, we're going to have to get some more help for this mission.

Well, it took me almost two months but I'm in coach! w00t!!

Congrats, thharwood!

It's a bit crowded here, so mind the elbows! :lol2:

See any promising new recruits, Cheshyre? *starts questioning other coach passengers*

Marina 8)

Maybe we should start snagging them as they come in from baggage, while they're still dazed and confused. 8)

:lol2: Good plan! *Goes back to slinking in and out of shadows*

Marina

I'm hoarding all the food I can from the cart so that when I get promoted to economy, I'll be prepared.

That's okay, peanutbutter. Marina and I keep stealing booze from economy so we'll be prepared. ;D

;D HECK YEAH! WOOT!!! WOOT!!!

Marina

OH! I just noticed, Cheshyre....we're neck in neck on posts! We'll be upgraded soon enough! Keep posting!

Marina ;D

I'm posting! I'm posting!

Reality keeps intruding, the jerk.

>:( Damn that reality!

Marina :lol2:

I tend to not like reality. The booze costs way more.

:lol2:

Hey, Cheshyre! Only 20 more posts for you! YAY! I'll have to rely on you to pass back some alcohol to me when I run out. I'm 40 posts away yet. Been tired and have had an upset tummy that has managed to slow down my posting. Again with that damn reality! Laters!

Marina *takes off camo, wipes face clean and patiently waits*

Hey Marina! I went on a posting binge yesterday. It was wild. That's what happens when I don't have to go to school. ;D

Sorry you haven't been feeling well. I'll save you a place in economy when I get there, but hopefully it won't take you too long to join me. Don't worry about the booze. I'll be fair about it. One for me, one for you. Heh.

Pilaging econcomy will be easy once we're there. ;D

Catch ya later.

Marina...I'm in economy without you and I have no one to plot evil deeds with.

*passes you a few drinks*

Please hurry. There's more where that came from. ;D

I'm trying.....trust me. Feeling much better this evening, so I'm going on a posting binge! I should be there before no time, and then the evil deeds plotting can commence!

Marina *packs camo and other supplies in anticipation of going to economy*

Hurray!

BTW...food is much better up here, too. ;D

OH, good, cuz I'm starting to get hungry. Thinks to self: must post more.

Marina

I just made Coach Wooohoooo!!!

Oh and check out my sig...especially the last part hehe

Hey Jungle, I just made Coach today too. I like your sig.

How many posts until one leaves Coach?.....I'm kinda sick of being here (I've been here FOREVER) :lol2:

250. Keep going. You'll make it!

*leaves a few drinks swiped from economy*

Haha Thank You...I will hopefully make it one day...

Got a lot of work ahead of me hehe

*cartwheels into Coach* I'M IN COACH BABY!!! where are my peanuts? ;D

*chucks peanuts at leesha from economy* ;D

*grins at Chesyre* thank you dear!!

No problem.

*sneaks you a drink, too*

hehe thank you again dear! now i just need to figure out the avatar thing...

leesha, putting up an avatar is easier than you might think.
just go to your "Profile" which is on the menu under your username area.*click*
Then go to "Forum Profile Information" , listed in menu on your left. *click*
Then scroll down until you see your data and avatar questions:

Personalized Picture (chose from a list of preselected pictures)
I have my own picture (then insert the link for it)
I will upload my own picture (browse until you find the picture you want then *click*
Your Done.
The picture should appear on the right.


:angel:

250? Well I have a ways to go don't I? Rats! I feel like I will be riding in Coach for the rest of my life.

Nah, Snabbygail, I've seen people make it in one day!* Granted that is unusul!
But, surely you can post 30 a day, then you will be in Economy in 3 days!


:angel:

Thanks Hiram. That's encouraging. Now I just have to post my inane oppion on every thread...whether it's relevant or not. LOL

Ummm can i get some peanuts?

*chucks some peanuts at JOM from economy* ;D

Thanks Hiram!! that was easy, but as i would say, i'm a dumb blonde when it comes to the simple things (no offense to my fellow blondes out there, but everybody has their dumb moments, i just have them more often!)

Good going Leesha. What is that, the lone guncat?

:angel:

Hiram- hehe, you like my sniper kitty huh? it's a reference to a few posts on the chit chat board. my neighbor poisoned one of my kitty's and i think it was Ophelia or Chesyre that said i should become the cat avenger. hehe, i'm a sick little monkey sometimes

mmmm...thanks cheshyre

Well then, it serves then right!

Yay I'm no longer baggage!

I am out of baggage myself. I don't see how that kitty could have acted alone. There's the "mystery furball" and the motion of the head (back an to the left)... I could have sworn I heard a shot and a then found some cat nip on the grassy knoll.

The stewardess caught me sneaking into Economy and drug me back to Coach. Is my seat still empty?

Oh, crabapples...how did I get back into coach?

Marina :(