Yes, my guess he is posting under BillySlave!
or maybe Sub!Dom?
*wishes and hopes and prays*

*sits in the new Dom-treehouse, eatin peanut butter, strummin a guitar and staring at pictures of Charlie*
Awww...this is the life...

*strums alittle* Dohmm.....dohmmm.....come home......home.....to the boards......ohm......*strums*

*follows Ophelia*

Oh give me a home, where all the monsters roam, and the Dom and fans come to chat! Where screaming is heard but not a discouraging word and the skies aren't cloudy all day. EVERYBODY!!! Repeats.

PB thats awesomely rad!
*strums in tune and sings along*

is it sad when i spend some time away from the Fusey and have a dream bout it? though there was a shirtless dom too.... that was nice... but then he reaised a demon... and the demon killed him....

ACK!

yea... he's the one who wrote it, so dont look at me. and we had this awesome thing for Dustin.... and there was like a secret forum (which is where Dom posted his story) and im making this really confusing.... but im too lazy to put my thoughts in order... and what was with my brother and that greasy hairbrush?

HA! I have had many daydreams where Dom's car has coincidently broken down in front of our house and he asks us to use our phone. Then I come on the boards and tell of the awesome time we had searching for a new car with him. Sorry, that was kind of creepy. I need to sing the Dom song now.

Oh give me a home, where all the monsters roam, and the Dom and fans come to chat! Where screaming is heard but not a discouraging word and the skies aren't cloudy all day.

hehehe.... you should see the plans Jesyca and I made for Hawaii.... too bad i didnt have the guts to 'borrow' a car, drive it through the snow, commit credit card fraud, miss thanksgiving w/ my family, and stalk some people.... though really, whats so wrong with that?

I think it's perfectly reasonable. Anything for Dom right? :laugh:

'Anybody want some peanut butter? I've got a ton of it over here!

hmm... i havent had peanut butter since that time i overdosed on it (sad thing is i really did....) ill take some!

*takes a finger-full*

did u know peanut butter is good for getting rid of hiccups? ::)

did you know that hiccups are the spawn of Satan?

So the lesson is to always have lots of peanut butter on hand to ward off the devil! ;D

Mmmmm.... peanut butter and Dom! ;D

Mmmmm.... peanut butter and Dom! ;D


Can you think of anything better? :biggrinangelA:

Thanks Becks! A Dom Treehouse... Yeah!

*Waters her Dom Tree*

Oooooh I think I see my 1/4 Dom Tree seed sprouting!!!

*dances around new Dom Tree seedling*

*Sits in her Dom Tree and contemplates the blueprints of a treehouse* (Nice one Merry ;))

Jesyca- Any time. :)
I am going to plant my tree at my friends house 1/2 mile from Doms. Maybe I will be able to see him. :)

Dom would be so proud to read that we are all growing trees, he'd sob!

My Dom-tree is a redwood...whats your Dom-tree? Oooo, someone should make a quiz for that!!

that would be an excellent quiz!

*realizes she still hasnt really bought those trees she got people for Christmas.... oops*

It makes me sad to think of all the trees I planted in my front yard as a kid only to have my dad mow over them cuz he didn't see'em there! :'(

Dom *hugs* for everyone!

Tommorow is LOST day!

*dances around the redwood*

I am going to plant my tree at my friends house 1/2 mile from Doms. Maybe I will be able to see him. :)


Your friend lives half a mile from Dom? I smell a sleep over in the making. :)

:o
SHELIVESBYDOM
OMG
OMG
OMG

*starts to pack her things*

Yes my best friend lives in Kailua. :) She also goes to Lanikai Juice all the time, the smoothie shop that Dom adores. She told me to bring people to see her. Y'all want to go? :)

*is buying plane tickets as we speak*

OMG
OMG
OMG
Lanikai JUICE, here I come!!!

Wow! I really wish I lived in Hawaii. ;)

I want to see Dom and have a Lanikai Juice. ;D

*goes back to work in snowy Utah*

*cries* My piggy bank is EMPTY!!
*holds out mug*

All my money needs to get me and my kid to DisneyWorld, so... too bad for me! :'(

*drops a few coins in mug* sorry, thats the best I can do for now! *Can we all go over by cruise ship? party on the way there, party on the way back!!! *

Woot! Partay time!!! Oh my gosh, all of us Dom fans altogether on a boat? We'd either be kicked off for being too mischievious or get arrested for loitering around the Juice shop at all hours of the night!!
Hee hee...lets get started!!!!!
Whos in?

Lets see
Jme
Myself
DomSag'
peanutbutter101

:lol2:

How much fun would that be!!! All of us Dom lover's partying on a boat, getting juiced and searching for Dom!!

I'm so in, add my kid joelsgirl to the list. She's crushin on him too!

That's kind of weird that we both have a crush on the same actor. ::)

RIGHT ON! Dom's hottness transcends all ages!! *starts dancing to steel drum band on the pool deck*

Jme
Myself
DomSag'
peanutbutter101
joelsgirl

YAY!
Omg, you got your daughter hooked! That is awesome!
*dances with DomSag*

It was the peanut butter scene that did her in!!! ;)

*goes to pool bar to order some drinks for us gals, is still dancing*

what kinds of drinks would you like?

Margarita's always work for me.... blended with a salted rim please!! Thanks DomSag!!!

*re-joins the Dom dance around Jesyca's tree*

that would be SO fun man, I wish I could afford to go and take you ladies with me! we'd have a blast.

Dr. Pepper!! I'm more fun on caf!

I'll have a root beer please.

OMG please tell me the ship hasn't sailed! Can I still hop on? I can swim to catch up so we don't lose time! Someone order me a strawberry-banana marguerita. I'll be there in a jiffy! ;D

*dives in with little potted dom-tree seedling held over head*

I'm pretty sure the ship hasn't sailed. Hop on board.

Oh my gosh. I have forgotten to plant a Dom-tree. *plants three oak trees* I will name the little one "Merry", the one besides "Merry" I will name Charlie and I'll name the third "Dominic". Am I sad and pitiful?

pb, yay, dom has his own trees named after him! he will sob...
maggieb, hop aboard! LOL, *pictures her swimming with seedling above her head* too funny...

Quick jump on!! we wouldnt leave you behind!!!

*sings a little ditty sung to the melody of "A Sailor went to sea,sea,sea" while waiting for more passengers* A fangirl went to Hawaii to see what she could see,see,see and all that she wanted to see,see,see was Dom, oh so pretty! :angel:

Phew, made it!

*shakes off like a dog*

And not a drop on the seedling! Now for that marguerita. So how shall we prepare for our stalking of meeting with Dom? Won't he be suprised to see us all there?

Are you all wearing sneakers so that we can run to Dom when he starts to run away?

I actually run faster without shoes, so I will be barefoot! :laugh: but will bring my Birks!

I hope I learn how to run in high heels by the time we leave...I want to look cute for Dom and make him forget all about whatshername!

I don't thik you will need to do much running. :) He likes it when people come up and talk to him. All of my friends who have met him say he is super sweet and just talk s to them like he is their friend. Oh, we should probably go bowling when we get there. Some of the cast likes to do that. :)

Ok, bowling! Just nobody stand behind me when I am about to roll...I tend to toss my balls behind me...LOL!
Dom is a sweetie, dom is a sweetie, dom is a sweetie...*coos*

*dances around maggieb's sapling*

I'm twitterpatted just thinking about Dominic talking to me like I was his friend. :blush:

Wait, I have an idea. Half of us will hang out at the juice bar and the other half at the bowling alley! We're bound to run into him that way!!!

Great plan guys. :) Speaking from experience don't drink too much then have your friend drive you through his nieghborhood shouting Hobbit and asking people if they know where the hobbit lives. He doesn't come when you call him. :)

*Hops out of her Dom Tree and onto Beck's back*

TAKE ME TO DOM!!!!!!! Please??? :D

OMG becks, that is so funny. :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: I don't think I will be doing that considering I'm a minor and can't drink and I'm too young to drive. But I'm really tall (at least for my age. 5'7" at 13) so I could be the first one to spot him. :w00t:<------- me seeing him

Jesyca- Hop on :) We will find him together. :)

Peanutbutter- Seriously people look at you funny when you drive through a really nice neighborhood and you are screaming Hobbit. :) They frown on that I think. :) 5'7" huh, well I'm only 5'3" so you would probably see him before I do.

YAY! DOM HERE WE COME! (I'm 5'4" :P)

Hobbit? Where, where? Oh I'm used to people looking at me as if I was crazy. And I tend to have friends like me. Once we ended up talking to a pigeon. But he did not answer, b******! :laugh:
Today I almost fell asleep in class when the teached showed us a boring video but suddenly I "woke up" and almost screamed. The guy who was talking had the exactly same voice as Andy Serkis. Not Sméagol or Gollum but Andy Serkis. Which shows how silly I am.

How's your Dom-tree today Jesyca? Does it need some water or stuff?

We will get to him one day. :)

*Sings, while still on Beck's back: Dominic has got it going on. He's all I want and I've waited for soooooo long Dom can't you see you're the guy for meeeeee... I know it can't be wrong, I'm in love Dom Monaghan!!*

No, I took care of it thanks, Merry!

Jesyca- Can we stop by Lanikai Juice and get a mango sunrise? I'm getting kinda tired. :)

Of course! I'll just have WATER though or Pepsi if they've got that!

*jumps off*

OH God you guys aren't going without me are you? :'(
PLEASE I WANTS TO COME ALONG TOO!! **begs** I'll be good and bring cookies. :angel:

hey I'm coming too! Anyway, you need people of intelligence in this kind of mission. Quest. Thing.

hey I'm coming too! Anyway, you need people of intelligence in this kind of mission. Quest. Thing.


Well that leaves you out Merry, or was that Pippin, BWAHHHHHHHAHAH ! :lol2: jk

*goes and curls in the highest branches in the dom tree and gets some sleep, seeing as shes been too bored too lately*

Becks: OMG, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! "Hobbits don't come when you call them" hahaha, so they are like cats then , yah? LOL, Merry, u crack me up!!! "Andy?! Who-what-where?!" And LOL, on the LotR reference...lurve it! Jesyca, I had no idea you were such the fangirl!!! I'd see Dom cause we are the same height!!! I sometimes....er, nevermind... :)

I'm coming too! "Don't go where I can't follow, Mrs. Becks!"

Ophelia- No they seriously don't come when you call them. And people kinda look at you funny when you ask where the hobbit is. :) Oh, and don't ask the girls at Lanikai Juice about him either they are kinda really rude, and will tell you he has a girlfriend and is shorter than you. Well last thim I checked Dom is single and 5'7". As I said before I am 5'3" so they are just mean. :)
Merry- Yes we do need people of intelligence. That is correct. :)
FOLLOW ME EVERYONE. :)

I hate when people are rude like that. I'd have told them what they could do with that attitude of theirs! >:(

*strokes Dom tree seedling to calm herself*

I kinda did when I showed up in my Lost crew t-shirt and talked about the set and Rick, and how I played ping pong with the crew. She shut up after that. :) The cast is so nice they bought the crew the ping pong table for christmas. How sweet is that?

I wonder if they'd buy me a pingpong table? Maybe if I asked really nicely!!! ;D

Maggie- Possibly they would. :)

WHAT!!! YOU GOT TO PLAY PING PONG WITH THE CAST!!!! :fear2: :fear2: :fear2: :fear2: :fear2: :fear2: Was Dom any good?

Peanutbutter- Not the cast the crew. I wish it was the cast. :)

That is SUPER sweet of them to buy the crew a pingpong table! aw,,,,,

Oh. Sorry for the little outburst then. But it still must have been fun. :D

Is tonight's episode mostly about the Kate/Sawyer/Jack triangle? If it is, then I dread tomorrow because I'm gonna have to hear "Jack is SO better than Charlie". >:(

who thinks Jack is better than Charlie? I'll help you pummel them! ;)

That's nuts! Jack is so blah compared to Charlie. At least Charlie has some depth to his character. Jack is just the nice guy with father issues. Bo-ring! I can't wait to see Saywer tonight, though. I can admit that he's a major hottie! Just not as hot as Dommeh! :hearts:

I am gonna start a thread called Who Thinks Jack Should Bite It? LOL, he really really really gets on my nerves...and alot of people, including people who don't even post here and aren't obsessed Lost fans think so. Its nothing personal against Foxy or his acting but Jack is whiny and I'd just rather he go away, FAR FAR AWAY...

i like hobbit sized Pepsis.....

Dohm...Dohm...Dohm...

He is so adorable!!
Those eyes, that accent, even that beard!!
Oh be still my heart!! :blush:

Dom breaking the internet. LOL. I remember that little chat.

Hey Jme! Are you coming to Hawaii?? I hope so, we have to stalk...er, track Dom down and er...what next? The chair? Hee hee...oh dear....dirty thoughts! Must cleanse!


Dohm.....dohm.....dohm......

*dom come to tb....come.....come.....*

Ophelia you know I'm going to Hawaii, we've been talking about it for months babay!! ;)

I'm already looking at boats, planes and kite skiis!! ;D

Between your sword story and thoughts of Dom, I'm bound to have some good dreams tonight!! ;D

Dohm.... Dohm.... Dohm...

so young... ok, if you dont have Dom's address in Hawaii already, send a message to Jes or me. I still am holding his water bottle hostage, even though he did come on here. I dont think he wants it back though, seeing as Niv took a swig as soon as she found out it was his (idiosa... its sacred!) and im not sure if Jesyca kept to her word and gave him Fifi back. though I think she was getting pretty attached, so she probably didn't.

V....are you pulling my leg? Cause I feel something tugging at me.

You never heard about Jesyca and I going to Hawaii for Thanksgiving? i could send you the whole report, if you want me to

Y'all seriously have Dom's address in Hawaii? Taht beat what I know by like a mile. I just know the area.

When I was in Oahu, I drove the whole island in a day.*
I went everywhere on that island and I am an expert at finding places and I'm sure we could find him without an address.

I'm willing to take a bash at it!* Besides, with all of us cute girls, he'd find US!* ;)

Ok let me give you a few thoughts about finding him. It is hard. I drove through his neighborhood, went to his favorite smoothie shop, and walked through the set and still didn't see him. You would think an English guy in Hawaii would be easy to find but no. He is very illusive.

"Hobbit!!! Hobbit!!!" ;D

Are you sure THAT didn't work? Perhaps if he sing to him, like, "Yo ho to pub I go..." hee hee

Thanks for the laugh Opehlia!!!

I think the song might work. We can all hook arms and tromp around Oahu singing.
That is sure to get his attention. ;D

yo ho yo ho, a hobbits life for me!! :laugh:

im not sure if that would get his attention, jme.... the people in my neighborhood dont usually notice... or maybe they are just used to it

I wonder why Dom doesn't come to this site? ;D I can't for the life of me imagine why someone wouldn't want to read about people stalking him, sorry 'tracking him'. ;) Scary!
I wouldnt mind a trip to Hawaii though, I envy you lot on that point but really would you waste a holiday 'tracking' a stranger?

yes. and i have :D

just ask Jesyca.... or Mac, she got to talk to him on the phone...

yes. and i have :D

just ask Jesyca.... or Mac, she got to talk to him on the phone...

I guess it must seem worth it to you, its none of my business anyway. Good luck with it!
Dom admirer (from a far)

WHOOP! *Bursts into the Lanakai place and looks around under tables frantically for Dom* I HAVE FIFI!!!!!!!!!!

What??

Guys If your really going to hi. then you should get to know some of my LJ friends who are neighbors of Dom's in that they live in the same town. ;)
Their LJ names are dizzyhobbit, xxsilverglassxx, and movie_holic. You should check out their lj's. They see the cast all the time. I'm living vicariously threw them. :laugh:

those guys must be the luckiest people ever!!!!!

I don't think I'm that obsessed with Dom to watch his every move...that is kinda weird...but yeah, I'd go to Hawaii, for LOST, for Dom and for alittle t.l.c.! ;)

id go to Hawaii for fun!
im going to Ecuador... thats different from Chicago...

is ecuador different from chicago? i heard they are alot alike!

lol..I actually get to go to Hawaii this summer. woohoo!!!! :D

well.... it is a 3rd world country.... and well, in another continent... and you can see stars there from both hemispheres... and they speak spanish. im sure ill fit right in!

wait... omg....... is that the country my lit teacher went to?

*runs off to email her*

is ecuador different from chicago? i heard they are alot alike!


Wait wait I know people originally from Chicago, and I'm sure they would have loved to be more like Ecuador, at least in the weather dept. anyway. :lol2:

naw, no season changes and i'll go insane. way too boring

Luckily, the Jack fans of my school shut their mouths. I seriously missed Charlie, even if his backstory was sort of blah last week.

Urgh! I've been trying to get Dom to email me but it's been rather difficult. He STILL hasn't emailed me back. >:( Oh well. Sings Dom's LOST theme song "Lost on an island...far from home". Hee hee

LOL I think I'm the only student Lost lover in my school. all the teacher's love it but the students hate it

are you kidding, the students hate LOST? :o

'Blah backstory'? I disagree! The whole episode of Homecoming blew my sox off! 'Don't say tea-say sex!' OMGOMGOMG...he can say anything and sound hot....hear that Dom? Even if you say 'I just took a crap' you'd sound...well....funny....maybe not hot.....but LOL....*swallows foot*

He's just cute no matter what. That's why he is our favorite little hobbit. :) Right? -Becks

Don't get me wrong. Still love my (our) Charlie and my (our) C/C ship. Just didn't like the particular storyline of "he's a con-man with a heart of gold". Just felt very used (i.e, Sawyer and Kate). But I'll still watch him read the phone book for a whole epispde.

peanutbutter- It seems like alot of the characters have that in common.
crsty- That is cool your friends live in Kailua. My best friend lives there. Maybe we know some of the same people.

Oh my gosh! I just realized that I'm going to Hawaii next year for a band trip! Maybe I might be able to see the cast (highly doubtful). *does a little dance of joy and hope*

peanutbutter- When is it. I will be on the island in November. Maybe we will cross paths. :)

I don't know. I'm going to be in the high school band next year (I'm in jr. high right now) so they haven't told us the date yet. I'm not even sure if we will be able to go, hence my little dance of hope. But more than likely, we will go. *crosses fingers* Just not sure when/.

peanutbutter- It seems like alot of the characters have that in common.
crsty- That is cool your friends live in Kailua. My best friend lives there. Maybe we know some of the same people.

Wow could be!
Dizzy is StarDoms top notch Hawaiian reporter since last July. I friended her then and the other two girls later.
I don't know them personally. Just know them on line. :laugh:

crsty- Oh, I see.

I bet Dizzy's having a fabulous time in Hawaii *goes through a fit of jealousy but gets a hold of herself*

How was everyone's day today?

peanutbutter- My mom told me that I get to go back to Hawaii in November. I'm having a great day. :)

that is really cool! I haven't been to the islands since the 98. I would like to think I would have something
really memorable and clever to say to Dom, but I would probably chicken out and just wave hi or something.
lol.

You are braver than me. I would just admire from afar. It took me at least an hour of debating just to decide to email him. I'd probably faint if I actually saw him.

Yeah, I'm sure I would freeze if I ever actually had the chance to talk to Dom. :lol2:

my new goal in life- see if Dom can do a dying Elmo impression that rivals mine...

Oh! I would love to see an impression match bewteen Varda and Dom. That would make my year!

o, my impressions all suck. they are usually impressions of dom impressions, so i just blame the awfulness on that. but i can really see him doing dying Elmo superbly...

Yep, I can see that. ;)

Me too. Ha Ha

It's a bird, no a plane, no it's DOM!!!

I've been downloading Charlie music vids like crazy. Could this be considered creepy?

No way. It's only creepy if you do a people search and get his phone number or his mothers with the intention of using it. I was on another board and someone did that with Orlando Bloom. That was a little crazy....... :wacko: Don't get any ideas from this.

Well. Orlando's fans are...different. I hope no Dom fans have done this or will do this. That's just really creepy. ::shivers::

Yeah no calling Dom. :)
crsty- what do your friends have to say about all the latest rumors that have been going around?

*comes to the thread for comfort*I feel so alone since none of my friends nor family understand my obssesion with Dom (even though my Mom does say he is hot).

its a horrifying moment when a fangirl realizes the disease has spread, and gotten worse...

Lets not talk about the rumors regarding Monalilly...if we start talking about here, the true nature and spirit of the thread will be ruined! This is where Dom fans are to unite and beg for him to come on the Lage. I think that if we start gossiping like giddy fangirls he will not like it very much. Tanks!

Thank you for stopping the nightmare before it started!

Hi *waves*
If anyone tries to call anyone I wont be too impressed but I might want to know every little detail though. *;D
I think a proper fan supports the celebrity, buys their films, watches their plays and funds their lavish lifestyle whilst we sit in our modest homes and fantasize. *That is all it is a bit of fun. *Case in point that if Dom actually spoke to us we would all probably die on the spot except me who wouldn't believe it was him and would chat away thinking I was speaking to a spotty teenager called Brian from Derby.
Has anyone actually spoke to him and had an intelligent conversation or even managed to say 'hi'?

I have emailed him. I'm still waiting for him to reply back so I guess I can't say that I've had an intellegent conversation with him.

Oh MY...pb, you didn't!!! I learned my lesson a long time ago, when trying to email one of the guys from Nsync...I got their agent and they yelled at me!

hehehe.... I make celebrities come to ME. such as Sean and Alan Lee.... if Dom wants to come on and share his favorite cheese, he's quite welcome to.

L i m b u r g e r

mmmmmmm

Hee hee. Yes, I'm also awaiting Dom's agent's angry letter, although I'd like to think there are more obssesed fans that they'd turn their attention to. I was rather polite in my emails so I don't see a reason for an angry letter. But you never know, I could just have some bad luck and catch him on a bad day. :)

Bad luck seems to be the only luck for me................speaking of cheeses I left my parmesan cheese out of the fridge overnight, do you think it is ok or should I throw it away? I mean the sprinkle spaghetti kind........just wondering.

Ok, one I was talking about the rumor that LOST might have to leave Hawaii. Sorry should have clarified. :) Two, Where the heck did y'all get Dom's e-mail address?

ocean_fire gave it to me. She and I are both fellow Ringers.

I wonder how many e-mail addresses he has had to go through since he started on LOTR?
And phone numbers for that matter.
If he's ever stuck for cash he can just set up his own Dom convention and thus get rid of fan e-mails/calls and make some money. Oh I can picture the floppy hair cuts, hobbit feet and 'fate' finger tape now lol.

I wonder how many e-mail addresses he has had to go through since he started on LOTR?
And phone numbers for that matter.
::shudders:: I hate to think about that. That's why I limit myself to a short comment or question.

If he's ever stuck for cash he can just set up his own Dom convention and thus get rid of fan e-mails/calls and make some money. Oh I can picture the floppy hair cuts, hobbit feet and 'fate' finger tape now lol.
Hee hee. And I probably would be one of those poor girls who gives him all their money.

Yeah no calling Dom. :)
crsty- what do your friends have to say about all the latest rumors that have been going around?

Well* They have reported who is with whom . Most everybody I know is very happy for Dom. If you want to know more you'll have to go to their LJs .* :angel:
EDIT: Oh I didn't get far enough, Sorry . Um about the move nobody is happy.

Can you give a link to their LJ's?

Can you give a link to their LJ's?

I thought I did? **skritches head** Oh maybe not. OKY DOCKY
http://www.livejournal.com/users/dizzyhobbit/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/movie_holic/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/xxsilverglassxx/

ocean_fire gave it to me. She and I are both fellow Ringers.


COOL! I be a Ringer too!* *same screenname, only longer DomesticatedSag.* It's a small world and getting smaller!!* *;)

Okay everybody, sacred chant time!

Dohm...dohm...dohm...

Jme! Come Hoooooome!

Ophelia, your stars are as beautiful as peanut butter...

dooohhhhhmmmmmm..................

**sings** OH DOMMIE, Oh Dommie .....

PH DOWMSANNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

One of my stars is smaller than all my other stars...but you can't really tell. Especially when I twirl em like this.... :no2:

Ophelia are you dizzy yet, because I am...OOOOOoooooo :o

*twirls a dom-leaf around and around*

I'M OBNOXIOUS!
*sorry...Finding Nemo quotes lodged in brain....can't! get! out!* :wacko:

**twirls Varda around** Oh such a pretty leaf!! :D

I'M OBNOXIOUS!
*sorry...Finding Nemo quotes lodged in brain....can't! get! out!** :wacko:

I have short term memory loss, it runs in the family, at least I think it does? BEST LINE* :lol2:

Dom, I will call you squishy and you will be mine. And you will be my squishy. *Dom hits her in the head with his lollipop* Ow! Bad, squishy, bad! >:(

Dom, I will call you squishy and you will be mine. And you will be my squishy. *Dom hits her in the head with his lollipop* Ow! Bad, squishy, bad! >:(

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa **dies laughing**

WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M A PRETTY LEAF!

*sings*

I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY!

FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! Will someone PLEAAASE tell this to Jin?? *:undecidedsanta:

Yes Varda your very pretty!!
I say we sing to Dom songs that may entice him here!
Lets see I shall start off with "hit me with your best shot"" by pat Bennetar

hit dom with your best shot? are u sure he'd like that??

O K!

*picks up pies and aims them at Dom*
*tosses*
*Dom cries*

Ummm, he doesnt sound very happy!!!

FISH ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! Will someone PLEAAASE tell this to Jin?? *:undecidedsanta:

But if fish are your only protein source, what do you eat then?

hit dom with your best shot? are u sure he'd like that??

O K!

*picks up pies and aims them at Dom*
*tosses*
*Dom cries*

Ummm, he doesnt sound very happy!!!

No no no want Him to hit me with HIS best shot, Oh and I'm sure he could make that real interesating. ;)

*brings in a water tank thingy*

ok, hit that thing with your best shot, and i dunked in water!

Dom is very very sneaky :bye:

he's a sneaky little bugger

*sits on the thing, whistling about her prettyness*

elijah let out a little tommy squeaker :sick: and it blew a part in billys hair...oh no, excuse me, part-ing, part-ing....parts not funny! ;D

*falls off the seat and into the water without any help from a good hit*

oops...

*tries to get back up*

*laughs at silly varda and dozes off*
*wakes up*
*laughs at varda*
*forgets shes narcoleptic and has dementia...forgets she has narcolepsy and is demented....i suffer from narcolepsy and dementia.....have i told you i have narcolepsy and dementia.....i was diagnosed with narco-.............*

*floats in the water and stares up at the ceilling*

hey... theres some dom-gum up there... i wonder if its dom-flavored....

*ponders things*

dom-flavored...oh gawd

now i am thinking bad thoughts!

PUNJAB! ACK!

*does 200 flips in the water*

Her name is Flipper, flipper, flipper, the wonderful Varda....

*stops and catches her breath*


im not Elijah's love-child.... or am i?

*floats and ponders more*

Elijah had a love-child with the dolphin??
Ya know, this is how those wacky tabloids come from
I mean, who in their right mind would believe-

*runs to the nearest tabloid*

hehehehe..... you know, floating here makes me want to open up.... and well, that guy AJ? he was threatening to go to Fox News with the story that George Lucas is my uncle and I beat him up at a family party so i could get the most Easter eggs....

bwhahahahaha...yeah george lucas being your uncle would NOT be cool

hehehe.... he sure could help me out with the direction of my French music video... I'm probably gonna do Hey Ho to the bottle I go in French...

HOLY SHNIKES! that rox ;D

it does indeed... stupid French teacher better let me do it, though he may argue it "wasnt origionallly in French, its been translated, do a real song from France!" and I'll cause him huge amounts of pain.... if i get the chance

you'll sic your twin on you from the past to start a fire on him :happy:

yea!!!!!!!!!!

you know what is really crazy? i can control fire. i did it in science class last year...

w o w

:w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

i know.... our experiment always took longer because i had so much fun moving the flame around

**sporful** **trys to breath**
Ok I'm fine now. :lol2:
Um Varda So you say your a mermaid, wow and what is it like to be related to Daryl Hanna?
And: Flipper is dead
he died
you did not know this
he died in a car accident!! :o

Woo Hoo!!!

Ophelia's in Business Class!!

Hottest flight attendant on Oceanic Airlines!

YaAH, your rock!!!

*dances around the Dom tree with dommie glee*

Yay Ophelia! I only have 1000 more posts to go before I'm in Business Class!!!

hey, drinks all around!
how many more days til we set sail for hawaii?

::)

I GOT A FREE SONG!

*sings*

I want Dom's e-mail :(
How is that chanting going? :)

Thanks everyone that has made me laugh this evening. :lol2:
Dom or not I need a trip to Hawaii.
I've got some stock that needs sending back to Hawaii actually.....*considers climbing in the box*

I GOT A FREE SONG!

*sings*

Oh realy which one? **listens** I can't here you, turn the volume up!!

*marvels that this thread is still going*

*marvels that it is still going too!*
I have come here everyday to make sure this thing is still up! Just so I could get through to the board mods that WE WANT DOM! WE WANT DOM! WE WANT DOM!

*grows sheepish*

*turns up the song*

i dont know, but my pepsi bottle gave it to me!

oh, ze sacred pepsi bottle...ohm.....ohm..... :o

Songs from pepsi bottles are the best. ;D

tis as beautiful as sparkling diamonds

pepsi...LOL....i had COKE for dinner! Mwhahahaha!

chocy bickies avie is oasis! oasis is my faves...they are randy, travis, bing and ringo...oh and fred

oasis make me wanna go run around in the desert...

Oooky ooky oo oo!

ollie ollie oxen free!

Balllllly balllllllly

*a llama calling for a badger*

do the badgers ever answer?

Don't know-I'm calling too loud

*puts out some badger food*

Ballllllllly Balllllllllly :ohmy:

*claps hands*

Badger, you fat lard, come get some food!

*claps along*

YEEHAW!

Here badgerbaddgerbadger!

*does a badger-jig*

Ophilia? Varda? Yoo whoo, did you catch him?? Maybe Badgers like crunchy Peanutbutter?
Let me know when you catch him, I'll be stand up here on this here chair till then. O.O **starts to whistle**

Wait! I don't want to be fed to the badgers. Can't we talk about this? :laugh:

Badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom badger badger badger badger badger snake it's a snake it's a snake!!!

I wonder if we can make a Dom song?

Dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, Charlie Charlie, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, Hobbit! It's a hobbit! It's a hobbit!

Do you think it will catch on?

Ah! I lurve teh new Badger song! And look! Theres a badger now! *goes to pet the badger*

*bites her*


OW!

*catches badger* Wait, it has a note on it. Let's read it!

Dear fangirls in the "Who wants to See Dom Break the Internet" thread,
I will never come on just to make you mad :P
Signed Dom
P.S- HA!

That little bugger -- just makes me lurve him more!
*snuggles badger*
I will treasure this badger forever...

*steals badger* MINE!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

*grabs the badgers tail*
Wait, do badgers have tails?? OH WELL....
*grabs badger by the tail and yanks*

MINE!! I called it!

IM A BADGER!

Well I think badgers have tails... :-\
Is it the Dom Badger Ophelia? Then I want the Dom mushroom! :D

Quote: Wait! I don't want to be fed to the badgers. Can't we talk about this?*
Peanutbutter you mean even if the badger was Dom?

**climbs down from chair** Thank god Ophelia you got him!! I'ld give you a hug but you have the badger.* :laugh:

Varda your a badger! :o **backs away slowly**

Hi ya Merry!! **dances you around Dom tree**

Quote: Wait! I don't want to be fed to the badgers. Can't we talk about this?
Peanutbutter you mean even if the badger was Dom?

Well, I wouldn't want to be fed to him. I'd want him as a pet though. :lol2: ::Dom reads this and backs slowly away from the computer:: If only he did read this thread. :-\

I pick my nose entirely too much

oh crap, did Dom just read that?

*runs away sobbin*

I don't think he'd mind. As long as you didn't eat them. :lol2: :sick:

*licks finger* Nnngyou say?

Ewwie. Do you think he'd mind if I bit and ate my toenails?

EWWWWWWWWWW Ophelia HOW Wude!!
Ok that just leaves more Dom for the rest of us!! ;D
Peanutbutter I guess it all depends on you deffinition of EAT when it cums to Dom!! :lol2:

:lol2:

:excl: Ophelia is disinclined to aquiesce to your requests :excl:

OPHELIA IS A NOSE PICKER! OPHELIA IS A NOSE PICKER!

:excl: Ophelia is disinclined to aquiesce to your requests :excl:

:roflmao: Love Pirates of the Carribean!!!

you havent lived till you've jumped up and down mooing

Yummy....yummy boogers.....*is pleased to digust*

*jumps up and down mooing*

Do Re Moo

Oh you're my Dommy, my only Dommy. You make me happy when skies are grey. *I can't remember the rest of the words to the song. Can anybody help me out?*

What r u lot on? *shakes head in disbelief at the nose picking*

Oh you're my Dommy, my only Dommy. You make me happy when skies are grey You'll never know Dom, how obsessed we are
so ..*next line anyone*