*keeps on mooing*

i never know what im on, my memory doesnt go that far back...

Okay. Sofar we have "Oh you're my Dommy. My only Dommy. You make me happywhen skies are grey. You'll never know, how obssesed we are..." Next line please!

I've broken the present...

I've broken the present?

yes... thats the next line... uh, do you have any duct tape?

No. Why?

The Dom Song

"Oh you're my Dommy. My only Dommy. You make me happy when skies are grey. You'll never know, how obssesed we are. I have broken the present. ( ::) typical Varda)

okay....

*runs off*

I have a feeling wherever she's running off to is never going to result in something good. :D

*runs back with Reese's ice cream and DDR*

DANCE MONKEY, DANCE!

*Runs to her Dom tree and attaches self to it*

((I getta meet Varda in 2 weeks :P))

*takes a spoonfull of ice cream and flings it at jes*

(forget you, i just cant wait to eat a brownie from Corner Bakery... thems are good.... :D )

*Still attached*

((Pssh... Fine I'll go to Cali. instead!))

*shrugs and eats the ice cream instead*

(naw.... just the sad thing is, ive been craving one of those brownies since we made those plans years ago.... and still havent gotten one... hmm......)

(Why not you silly person? So tell me the locations of the bakeries... in the PM or summat)

(Why don't you just make some for yourself. The boxed brownies are just as good as the ones in the bakery)

(eh, im an idiot if you havent noticed. i actually dont know where they are, ill have to ask me mum.... i just know how to get there from the train...)

(KIK... Alrighteh... I guess we'll figure it out later!)

(yea... i could look in the phone book, too.... that would be a good idea)

((Yeah, that would be awesome!))

(my my... there are 15 listed in here!)

(Why are we talking in parenthesis (spelling?)?)

(i dont know... i just did because Jes did...)

((Because we can... WHOA... that's a lot of bakeries......... Shall we wait until I know where we're staying there?))

(yea, i guess so... ill send you the address to the one i think we usually go to, right near the lakeshore)

((Ohh alright! My mum wanted to go by there anyway! The lakeshore I mean...))

(of course, you gotta see the lakeshore... lakshore drive is very lovely when driving in or out, in fact, last year i saw some people ice fishing.... that was a bit weird...)

(HAH! People are funny.)

(Ummm...I like cheese! :fear3:)

(i like cheese too.... though those Ramen noodles got me full*

Ahem! Alittle OT, dontcha think??

Let us repent with some sacred chanting!

Dohm...dohm....dohm....
come on, pb, join in! give us some of that old fashioned Dom songs!

ok, jes and I promise to chant dohm.... while at Corner Bakery....

*smacks Varda with wet noodle*
NO! NO BAKERY!

i ate some dom-noodles....

fine, we wont, and then he wont ever come because we didnt chant enough!

You called for Dom songs, I'll bring Dom songs.

God bless our Dominic
Hobbit that I know!
God bless our Dominic
My Merry, sweet Merry

okay. That one kind of sucked. How about the Badger Song except we fill in badger and the other words so that they associate with Dom!

Dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, Charlie, Charlie, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, Charlie, Charlie, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy,dommy, dommy, HOBBIT. IT'S A HOBBIT! OH MY IT'S A HOBBIT!!!!!!

Everybody now!

Dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, Charlie, Charlie, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy, Charlie, Charlie, dommy, dommy, dommy, dommy,dommy, dommy, HOBBIT. IT'S A HOBBIT! OH MY IT'S A HOBBIT!!!!!!

C'mon Varda. You need to repent for your sins. What would Charlie have done? :laugh:

*claps along*

DOM-EEE!!!!

Ophelia, why don't you give us a song?

Okay chant Dom all you want at the BEKERY! I shall as well... HEEEEEEE!

*climbs into her DOm tree*

*digs a hollow next to the dom tree*

my hobbit hole!

*goes to bed*

(i must be off... Daily Show time soon...)

Um, me? Write a song? On such short notice... :eek:

Oh c'mon. It's simple. All you do is take a well known song and insert Dom associated words in there.

Umm...okay *pops in random cd and tries to find a song to spoof*

*waits for Ophelia*

The Green Dragon Song-Edited for Dom

Oh you can search far and wide yes and yes I said search far and wide
because you'll never find ahobbit so good, you'll never find a hobbit so good, you'll never find a hobbit so good as the one we have onour TV show.

You can have your A-list actors. You can have them by the dozen. But the only guy for the brave and true...comes from the Shire!

Ah man! I suck at this!!

*takes out Justin Timberlake...useless piece of poo on a stick!*

Oooo, Dom and Limp Bizkit.....luving it!

*jams to Limp Bizkits Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water*

Ophelia, nothing you do can be as bad as some of the ones I've come up with (see The Green Dragon Song and you'll understand). It doesn't have to be a pop song or anything. It can be the National Anthem or a little nursery rhyme.

*rocks out to Limp Bizkit*

****check check check out my melody****

You think Dom's special, you do, I can see it in your eyes...YEAH!
This time I'm gonna do things Dom's way, Dom's way or the HIGHWAY!
*puts on wifebeater, saggy jeans and red baseball cap*
This time I'm gonna let it all come out...I'm gonna do things Dom's way, its Dom's way or the HIGHWAY!
Woot woot!!

See. That wasn't so bad, was it!

*rocks to Limp Bizkit*
Bye peanut! *giggles then headbangs*

Keep On Rollin Babay!
Move in, now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Now tell me what Dom's gonna do now?!

You cant mess with Dom Monaghan
Because he gets it on everyday and every nite
See this Lost show right here?
Hes doing it all the time!
So Billy better finish that screenplay up
(Why??) and uh, get some better roles (((ooo!)))

*lurve Billy, just goofin*

Decided not to leave because I can catch Jon Stewart anytime.

Oh! I've got one (a bad one but I'm bored so you'll have to suffer!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:)

Harlie and Clair by peanutbutter101 (formerly known as Zak and Sara by Ben Folds Five)

Clair spelled w/o an e was getting bored
on the big hot beach in 2004
While Charlie spelled w/o a C tried out his old guitar
playing Clair with no e's favorite song

La da da la da da la da da
la da da la da da la da da
Clair and Harlie

I could go on and on but the song is quite long and I don;t think your pooreyeseven deserved that.

LOL
Dom is gonna lurve this

Maybe we should email him the thread. I have his email address!

Maybe we should email him the thread. I have his email address!*SMACKS HAND* control yourself woman! :D :-*
This is silly, I love this thread. I'm going to think up a song whilst I'm at the hair dressers, bye. *waves*

I do love this thread as well
Its a great place for Domineers to unite and be giddy
OMG, Domineers! Perfect name, innit?

Decided not to leave because I can catch Jon Stewart anytime.


ITS THE RAPTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs around screaming in panic*

PLAGUES!

Ow chocy. You don't have to hit so hard ;)

Dom and Candy

I smell Dom and candy
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that castin'
hobbity glares in my direction
Oh momma this surely is a dream
yeah yeah momma this surely is a dream

Nice songs y'all :)

I love all the song you all are coming up with! :lol2:

Dom...Dom...Dom...Dom...Dom...Dom...Dom...Dom...Do m...Dom...Dom...

Thank you. ;D ;D I do love to please.

You have to imagine Dom walking down the Golden Globes carpet for this one.

I'm too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt
so sexy it hurts

I'm too sexy for Hawaii
too sexy for Hawaii
The Shire and Manchester

And I'm too sexy for this island
too sexy for this island
no way I'm going to stay Lost

And I'm too sexy for my surfboard
too sexy for my surfboard
too sexy by far

And I'm too sexy for my tux
too sexy for my tux
what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my black widow spider
poor baby, poor baby

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this award show

at least he isnt too sexy for his cat...

*waits for the the I Love the Doms*

at least he isnt too sexy for his cat...
*waits for the the I Love the Doms*

No, he is but I think he's allergic to them so he wouldn't look quite as sexy. :lol2: *waits for I Love the Dom's with Varda*

Catch a falling Dom and put him in your pocket. Never let him escape. Catching a falling Dom and put him in your pocket, save him for a LotR convention day. For he may come and tap you on the shoulder so you should catch a falling Dom and put himin your pocket to save for a LotR convention day.

He's too sexy for the brownies......

Dom's too sexy for Billeh

well, thats why he isnt invited to Corner Bakery, the brownies would explode, and talking as a brownie-fight veteran, it aint fun to clean up

too sexy for Billeh?!

NO... they're SEXY... TOGETHA! *:lol2:

and it's Billy... jeesh.......... mmmm BROWNIE!

Billeh is too sexy for his Dommeh too sexy for his Dommeh
Ooo Doms going to leave meh...

Billeh/Dom is too sexy for Evie/Dom :lol2:

Dom is too sexy for the Ethan Bacon.....

Dom is too sexy for Elijah

Dom's too sexy for Billeh

Now now that's going just a wee bit to far! **polishes tinkilt**
I love the singing guys, great songs!! Dom is bound to hear about us!! *:lol2:

We should put this on his VIP board! Ok, maybe not. Any suggestions?

Dom's too sexy for the Universe...

I say if Dom ends up reading this I'll laugh for an extremely long amount of time, get rushed to the hospital for my laugh attack, and be given another therapist to destroy! yay! those things are like Barbie heads...

I say if Dom ends up reading this I'll laugh for an extremely long amount of time, get rushed to the hospital for my laugh attack, and be given another therapist to destroy! yay! those things are like Barbie heads...


*slowly backs away*

Dom's too sexy for this guy ----------> :zorro:

*Giggle fit*

Dom is too sexy for tigging :lol2:

***This is Ophelias rendition of how Dom will react if he ever reads all this***

Dom: Lets see what this is all about, eh?
*clicks "Who Wants To See Dom Break The Internet?"*
Dom: Hmm...hmmmm..... :o They want me to wot?!? And :o I'm too sexy for my wot?!?
*rolls his chair away from the computer, mouth gaping*
Dom: MUMMY!!!
*runs away...hits wall*

(((that last bit was for my own entertainment)))

:lol2: Nah...

*nods* Uh huh! :grinsanta:

If only he had webcam! :lol2: Wonder what'd he'd think of thechair and the handcuffs. :lol2:

*Laughs hysterically as she pictures that reaction*

OMG... kik....

*Falls out of chair*

*spins around in spinny chair from laughing* *falls out of chair and hits head on the corner of the desk and bleeds to death* My cat cmoes over and says "They killed pb101! You bas*ards!!!

LOL

DOM WE LUV YOU, PLEASE PUT THESE ON *hands him the handcuffs* THEY ARE FOR YOUR SAFETY!!

LOL

DOM WE LUV YOU, PLEASE PUT THESE ON *hands him the handcuffs* THEY ARE FOR YOUR SAFETY!!


Hee hee. And the glue will make you feel all good inside :lol2:

Don't listen to them Dom... RUN!!! Well... after I get a picture with you! SMILE! :D

*Does the Dance of Domness around her Tree of Dom*

*does the Dom dance around her tree, hoping that it will be like the Native Americans rain dance and it will rain Dom's*

::) Theif...

What can you say. I love to steal. I'M A KLEPTO!!! *kidding*

Dom, I've got a pretty newsboy hat. Come and get it, come and get it.

*Hugs her Tree of Dom and waters it... then climbs up it*

WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Dom fans are nothing but a bunch of scruffy nerf herders who klept things
Glad to be called a Domineer!

I don't herd Nerf products... Nor do I theive... I am a DOMineer though... *Falls asleep in her Dom Tree*

((BYEEEEEE!))

**goes into room sits down**
Leader: We are all in this program because we are Domaholics, Please stand up and tell us your names.
**looks around, stands up**
OK I'll start, I crsty1961 am a severe Domaholic. I was sent here by the county but I'm sorry to say I don't think this is going to help. The only way to get over this is to watch LOST and get Dom's autograph for me!!
**sits down**
;D

Jesyca herds Nerf products, don't let her fool you

I am peanutbutter101 and I am a Dom addict. None of this is going to help any of us so let's just sing a Dom song!

I love Dom, Dom loves us (maybe)
we're one big dysfunctional family
with a great big cyber hug and a *:-* from us to Dom
won't you say you love us Dom!

Jesyca herds Nerf products, don't let her fool you

OK And what would those be? **eyes you suspiciously**

*Wakes up*

I DO NOT!!! Stupid fake suction cup darts and smushy footballs... *mumbles on*

(Oh yeah I'm gone... heehee)

*Rolls over in the Tree of Dom and goes back to sleep*

Goodnight Jesyca!

Well folks keep up the good work I need to make dinner. :P

Jesyca loves Nerf

Have a good dinner, crsty.

I like cheese!

I love cheese too
Mr. Cheesy doesn't taste like cheese tho, I was charinged to find out

Would you eat Dom if he were made out of cheese?

My name is Becks and I'm Dom-a-holic. I started Charlie's Angels, enough said. :)

No, I would lick him

*hand covers mouth*
*facepalm*

My avatar supports Charlie's Angels!


No, I would lick him

*hand covers mouth*
*facepalm*


I wonderwhat Dom would do if he read that.

Dom: *reading what Ophelia just wrote* Mmm, where and when, babay!?! D

Ha! Be right back.

Back now.

Stop! In the name of Dom!
Before he breaks my heart!
because he didn't come on the boards!
Think it over.

LOL

This is such a fun thread. *It would take me days to read all that I have missed.

I'm ready to dance around the Dom tree in some crazy costume or my birthday suit just to get Dom on here!!!


DOHM....DOHM....DOHM...

I am not a very patient person. Dom better get his booty over here and read this!! >:( ;D
Sings the Dom Song
Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Charlie, Charlie, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Charlie, Charlie, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, HOBBIT!, IT'S A HOBBIT!, OH MY IT'S A HOBBIT!!!!!!!!!

I just can't ever think of peanut butter the same way again. :blush:

Peanut Butter and Dom* by: Hiram

Virtual peanut butter the kind we never run out of,
virtual Dom the one they want to each have a small piece of,
Then they would lather it with peanut butter,
Like till they cannot have another,
Put Dom's pieces back together,
Dom giiggles, gals I'm tickelish under there,
a thousand hands lift him off the ground,
He looks like a hero brought to town,
But Dom's just getting his iches scratched!
That explains the grin on his face,
That explains the grin on his face!

:angel:

Peanut Butter and Dom* by: Hiram

Virtual peanut butter the kind we never run out of,
virtual Dom the one they want to each have a small piece of,
Then they would lather it with peanut butter,
Like till they cannot have another,
Put Dom's pieces back together,
Dom giiggles, gals I'm tickelish under there,
a thousand hands lift him off the ground,
He looks like a hero brought to town,
But Dom's just getting his iches scratched!
That explains the grin on his face,
That explains the grin on his face!

:angel:


**stands up and cheers** Bravo

PMSL at this thread
This threads taken a pervy turn, inevitable really.
Demand he come back, ask him to come on, plead, sing sings to get him to post and then promise to lick him. Winning formula I think you'll all agree :laugh: I havent got aclue why it hasn't worked so far ;)
All those who ask for autographs -what do you do with them? I'm not sure I'd waste time looking for a pen if I ever saw Dom. I'd be too busy trying to lick him. ;)

For my husband if he's reading~Mallek, it's a joke I really wouldnt lick him, honestly you don't know me at all. *fingers crossed behind back*

Hee hee. This thread always has sortof a pervy edge to it. It's because we've been w/o him for so long that we start fantasies about him. :lol2:

Bravo to Hiram! A masterpiece!I have to admit that at first I thought you were starting a song about me and Dom. :lol2:

Dominic is Coming to This Thread (Eventually)

We better watch out
We better not cry
We better not pout I'm telling you why
Dominic is coming to this thread

He's making a list
and checking it twice
he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Dominic is coming to this thread

We see him when he's sleeping (Just kidding Dom if you're reading this!)
We know when he's awake
We know if he's been bad or good
So be good and come to this thread!

We better watch out
We better not cry
We better not pout I'm telling you why
Dominic is coming to this thread

Seasonal, but excellant all the same! Bramesimo!, or something . . .


:angel:

*applauds Hiram* He has found his inner Dom fan...*tears up* So proud...

Note: This thread is for entertainment purposes only. We assume no responsibility for mental disturbances, accidents, or injury that may be sustained due to this thread. UNLESS of course, the blame is put on Dom himself, in which case we will gladly assume ALL responsibilty and stand up in court to defend him. Right after he autographs the warrant for our arrests.

P.S. The above note is no way a ripoff from the Township of Bree's Dominic Monaghan's Guide To Life.

P.P.S. I want cookies!

*hands Varda a cookie*

Maybe Dom will come for cookies! Must make lots of cookies now. *starts baking cookies like a mad woman*

I like cookies. I'll help you make them PB. :) What guy can resist a woman who can cook? :)

Okay. We have to make this thread Dom friendly. Get the badgers, cookies and kidnap Billy and Dom is bound to be drawn to this thread!

Ok, I'm on it. Who wants to fly to Scotland with me? It's a long flight. :)

I'll fly. Anything to bring Dom onto here, even if it means commiting a Class A felony!

I doubt we would have to kidnap him. He will probably come pretty willingly. :)

Yeah but as soon as he read about the chair and the glue and the licking, I highly doubt Billy would willingly stay very long and he might try to stop Dom from coming! :lol2:

You know, you guys could really learn something from the night the 3-letter name coalition went pub and DQ hopping. When we got Dom his was already a bit wasted, not to mention the fact we had a freaking magic carpet!

I still want to see Dom break the internet but......

Am I the only person who is not seeing the names of who is online at the top of the board like usual? :-\

I don't see that either. May have been turned off for the traffic.

Hmm.. must be. I hate when traffic interferes with me trying to have fun! :lol2:

does anyone feel that a Chinesse mafia dude could come and hold one of us hostage for money?

maybe ive seen Rush Hour too many times....

LOL

Too bad nobody has any money to pay if I'm held for hostage!! :lol2:

im sure we could talk them into taking cheese....

doms breaking the internet again... son of a -----

Cheese..... yes you are so right!!!!

Who wouldn't want cheese. :lol2:

It does seem he has broken it at the moment eh? ;D

yup..... all brokened... remind me to chuck something at him next time i see him.....

Hey Sillio, you're all big from eating the whale right? like a hot air balloon? mind if i throw you at dom?

Ohh!!! THROW ME!!! I WANT TO BE THROWN AT DOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry about the little outburst. You shouldn't get me so hyper, Varda! :laugh:

LOL ~ I think we would all like to be thrown at Dom! ;)

::) fine.... as long as i get paid*

*starts working on her arm muscles*


*accepted payment methods: cash, cheese, chocolate, milk, LotR anything, doing of homework, oliphaunts, or hugs.

*gives Varda 100 pounds of cheese* Throw me right at him! You better not miss!!!! :lol2:

if i miss you get a total refund of whatever i havent eaten! (and that includes cash and oliphaunts)

Problem is, if you miss I will either be seriously injured or dead.

And thats why it's the perfect plan....

Is it a... SIMPLE PLAN!? :laugh:

No, but the Faramir song is!!!!!!

WAHEW!

wehaw!

*rides em', cowboy*

*Hiram thinks to himself, "ok, I've got the peanut butter slathered all over my buff body" . . . slowly eases his way into the Dom thread
. . . . "ok, I guess this is it, it either will work or I'm a PBJ for ever! Tally Ho!"*

Well helloooo ladies! It's guess who time! Anybody want some peanut butter?

Hiram, has anyone ever told you that peanut butter is your color?

*tears up* Well guyses, I am not going to be online in a little bit - my computer has no internet yet!! So in my absence, I leave the Dom thread to you! Take care of it, it is....my preciousssss

Varda, I dub thee 1/4 caretaker
Peanutbutter101, 14 caretaker
Jme, 1/4 caretaker
Becks, I dub thee secretary
Hiram, youest must call all the males into the thread
Jesyca, you have the sacred priveledge of writing nonsense in here

Everyone else has to duty to keep this precious and sacred priveledge: Ze Dohm chant of Sblomie - may it ring loud and clear in the ears of everyones favorite hobbit

Love you all,
ophelia

*starts tearing up*

Sillio, how could I ever accept this?

*sniffles and hugs it close*

btw, Jesyca, you're now Dom's 2nd cousin twice removed.

WHOA, are you really related to Dom?

No, but I'm meeting Jesyca in real life soon, and me and Nivity are thinking of bringing along Maria, especially since we didn't bring her when we met Sean. So we're gonne say its another Lotr person, this time a relative of Doms.
We're really sick liars.
But Jes, we gotta get this planned out. Ok, its on his mother's side, your father's sister-in-law's cousin or something like that, and when he was in Kansas once for some movie (which one should we say was filmed in Kansas?) he stayed with you guys... yup...

Well, that didn't last long! My DSL is up and here I am!
But you guys can keep your honorary priveledges. With all these pages for this thread, I'm gonna need some help!
Gosh, gettin Dom here sure is taking a loooong time!

Hello people! I'm over my cousin's house and it is pretty crazy over here. I'm lucky I got to get on the internet!

YAY OPHELIA!!!! You're back!!! And Dom sure is a busy (stubborn) guy. I think we're going to have to take drastic measures! :lol2:

I am Frodo Baggins cousin, twice removed on his mothers side...

are you thinking chlorrophyll drastic?

*tackles Sillio*

Chlorylphyll....mmmm.....plant food is good :)

and extremely effective on mammals.... very effective :lol2:

Four legged ones or two legged ones?

I've got two dogs over here that we could try plant experiments on. They just won't shut up!!!!

He will come and post eventually. We just have to be patient :) Easier said then done I know

What does Nadia say? I will see you in this life, if not in the next? Thats when we will see Dom...:( quite sad really, and stupid

hehehehe......

it works on all mammals, even whales. want the one in your belly to stop moving?

You of all people should know that I am not patient. *:laugh: Might as well be optimistic though.

The Dom will come out tomorrow
betcha bottom dollar that tomorrow
there'll be Dom

Just thinking about Dom
clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
until there's sun

When I'm stuck in a day that's gray and Domless
I'll just stick up my chin and grin and say

The Dom will come out tomorrow
betcha bottom dollar that tomorrow
there'll be Dom

Dommy, Dommy I love you Dom
because you're only a post...away!!!!

PB- I will talk to him :)

PB< great song! U are so creative!

Varda, now I got rid of him this morning...hee hee
btw, why is your name Varda? what does that mean?

PB- I will talk to him :)


Put in a good word for me. *;)

Thank you Ophelia. I have a daunting request from Clairbabydaddy so I need all the practice I can get.

PB-Promise. I don't know why he will answer me and not others, but oh, well :)

Maybe his Yahoo deleted my messages. Stupid Yahoo!

MOOOHHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sillio, i just told Mac you were banned for begging Dom to father your child when he was on earlier today.... *she wanted to sign the petition to get you back.... poor Dom, he was so freaked... Varda means the Exalted, Jesyca named me it.... from the Silmarillion

DOM WAS ON TODAY?!?! AND HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE MY BABIES DADDDY?!?!? :o
oh the humility....well, I guess its off the The Maury show!

VARDA!! Are you pulling our legs or are you serious!? *has heart attack and dies* Cousin's dog walks over and says "You killed pb101! You ba*tards!"

PB- You are probably right. Dom was on today?

ooo, your cousins dog talks? awesome! and it watches south-bark? HAHAHA!

DOM LET ME MOTHER UR SBLOMIES!

We need answers Varda! You don't want to keep me waiting. You don't want to know what I do when I get a cliff hanger.

no, im just telling my friend Mariah he was and that ophelia got banned. im actually a compulsive liar..


AND IF YOU WANT ANSWERS STOP BEATING ME TO THE POST!

Are you the president of compulsive liars anon?
How do you know I wasn't bannned? I am QUITE risque around these parts...
and heck yea, I'd ask Dom to father my babies!! I'd be put in prison but I'd SAYIT!

I know, I'm pretty good with my lies. I think the whole 'I started a petition to get her unbanned' was a nice touch...

can I vote on it? ;D

Oh you're so mean, Varda. You got my hopes up that Dom was here. *:'( *:laugh: And I want to vote too!

Ain't Misbehavin' (Dom)

No one to talk with all by ourselves
No one to drool at but I'm happy on this thread
Ain't misbehavin'
We're saving my love for Dom

We know for certain
the one we love
We're through with flirtin', it's just you we'll be thinking of
Ain't misbehavin'
we're saving our love for Dom

Like Jack Horner in the corner
don't go no where what do we care
you coversations are worth waitin' for believe me

We don't stay out late
don't care to go
We're here about eight
just us and our Fuselage
Ain't misbehavin'
we're savin' our love for you

on the Sillio being banned was a good touch or that my lies are generally good?

all of it ;D

um.... ok.............................. how should i word that?

Oooo, mwahahahahaha

I was just looking back at the old posts, the first ones on here and I noticed that alot of my really risque posts were deleted!
LOL
I am so bad, I keep Karri on her toes
Poor lass

*tells Jes the lie*

um... should i tell her the truth? i think she believes me...

No way! Keep up the lying! It's way funnier. :lol2:

hehehe.............. Maria believes Jes is related to Dom...

*dances*

(sadly, Niv does too, which is strange as she helped me come up with it!)

Who, what, why? I am new here and totally confused but amused what is the story?

im a compulsive liar and telling my friend Maria that she's going to meet a distant relation of Dom's.
though it was kinda a bad idea, now that shes all grossed out and yells that Jesyca is pulling a Shannon and Boone...

Sblomie....sblomie....be mah babays daddy


LOL

***this is fun***

:roflmao:

*Ophelia talking to Dom*
*the other fangirls walk by*
"NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!"
*Ophelia slaps Dom and walks away*
*fangirls stand in awe then all rush to Dom*

*Googles at 'Lia*

ARE YOU INSANE!? That's... DOM!

*Waters her Dom Tree*

amin n'rangwa edanea....

Hey, anyone wanna help me with this peanut butter? It didn't seem to go over so well.
It was like I was Invisible or somthing, and I used the real Jif stuff. Primium Jif!!!

Help me please!

:angel:

Poor Hiram. Are you covered in peanut butter? Maybe I can coax the peanutbutter off. :laugh:

Hiram, poor, Hiram...

Yes, indeed I am insane...didn't ya'll already know that??

Yep! I knew that ;).

betta recognize!!

Oh and because we haven't ohmed in awhile, u are all subject to Jesyca and Vardas banter!
YES I AM EVIL INCARNATE ;D

PMSL at this thread
This threads taken a pervy turn, inevitable really.
Demand he come back, ask him to come on, plead, sing sings to get him to post and then promise to lick him.* Winning formula I think you'll all agree* :laugh:* I havent got aclue why it hasn't worked so far* ;)
All those who ask for autographs -what do you do with them? I'm not sure I'd waste time looking for a pen if I ever saw Dom.* I'd be too busy trying to lick him. ;)

For my husband if he's reading~Mallek, it's a joke I really wouldnt lick him, honestly you don't know me at all. *fingers crossed behind back*


Lick? >:(

I sense marital problems in the works. Dom, luv, did you know u had such a power? LOL! ;D

I sense marital problems in the works. Dom, luv, did you know u had such a power? LOL! ;D


Hardley - He aint all that and a bag of chips :lol2:

Darling it was a joke from someone else who was discussing licking. Like I would ever :lol2:

How strange that your peanut butter is called JIF. Thats a bathroom cleaner over here.

That is strange. I also find it strange that you call your erasers rubbers because here in the US, we call rubbers condoms.* :lol2: Anyway, I am having writers block so let's just go with the chanting.

Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom

I dont think I could eat soemthing named after a bathroom cleaner..nope I couldn't, defo not. Not that I can eat it anyway, strict diet over here. :-\

DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM , DOM , DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM , DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM!

Would u eat a peanut butter named after a cartoon character? Can you say "Peter Pan" anyone? Tree he he he

*runs in* damn I am always late for these things grrr *runs out*

Darling it was a joke from someone else who was discussing licking.* Like I would ever* :lol2:

How strange that your peanut butter is called JIF.* Thats a bathroom cleaner over here.


thats why they renamed it cif ;D

Grrr *mutters* Cif, it'll always be Jif to me. ;D

Grrr *mutters* Cif, it'll always be Jif to me.* ;D


Yeah but there's Cilit Bang now - Jif is old hat :lol2:

I don't think I could bring myself to eat a cartoon character . . . well maybe the willey coyote skinned and roasted over a nice fire!

Sorry, that's the Locke in me coming out!


:angel:

Wile E Coyote with some nice bbq sauce, cooked up all nice...mmm
oh crap
I am weird

You are weird and you seem to be following me around, and that's beginning to creep me out just a little!

:angel:

I am the only proffesional stalker on this site :lol2:

Hee hee
u were the only one posting!!!

Hee hee
u were the only one posting!!!


Oh yeah I fogot I was supposed to stay incognito :lol2:

sblomie, come to the lage...*gets radar eyes* u will come and u will talk to ALL of your fans.....
is it working? can we get an eye on Dom to see if he is responding?

Stalker!

Yes I used to stalk celebrities but we always had to go where they wanted to go - I had to sneak into glitzy film premiers and eat in restaurants I couldn't afford _ It was terrible - so I had to say - look J-Lo it aint working out I need to find someone I can realy comit to - so I decided to stalk nobodies its much easy on my wallet and life style and family - I must say :lol2:

I dont think I could eat soemthing named after a bathroom cleaner..nope I couldn't, defo not.* Not that I can eat it anyway, strict diet over here.* :-\

DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM , DOM , DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM , DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM, DOM!


First you say you wouldn't lick DOM, and now your saying you live off a diet of DOM - I'm Confooooosed :lol2:

SooK Mallek, sometimes it's good to be confused for a while!
That way you don't feel responsible for your actions.
Although I get the feeling you don't feel responsible for your actions much anyway!

:angel:

SooK Mallek, sometimes it's good to be confused for a while!
That way you don't feel responsible for your actions.
Although I get the feeling you don't feel responsible for your actions much anyway!

:angel:


fate is fickle :lol2:

Although I get the feeling you don't feel responsible for your actions much anyway!
Yup thats him alright. ;D
Right if you've finished messing about - back to Dom, where is he? And Dom stalkers who can clear up the matter?
*humms to unknown song* Dom is such a sweet thing good enough to eat and I feel like loving yohooo...

Dom's a filmin' the LOST season finale,
So says, super JAVI just awhile ago,
Everyone's incommunicato, he say it will blow your socks off,
Let me go and find the exact quote!
Cause . . . Dom's a filmin' the LOST season finale,
They're all incommunicato until it is done. . . .


:angel:

Javi from the LB " things have been exceptionally busy over at lost labs as we gear up for the season finale, which, if i do say so myself, will shatter your mind like a jacknifin' hundred mile an hour milk tanker, only instead of cow-squirt, it's gonna be narrative televisual goodness, exploding wildly from your cathode ray tube!"

That my friend's is the dangerousness that our DOM is involved in thaks to "Javi" Javier Grillo-Marxuach!

But hey, we sure get good eppy fun out of it!

:angel:

I Have never heard of peanut butter being called anything else interesting!

Yup thats him alright. ;D
Right if you've finished messing about - back to Dom, where is he?* And Dom stalkers who can clear up the matter?
*humms to unknown song** Dom is such a sweet thing good enough to eat and I feel like loving yohooo...


(scratches head) hmph!!! :blink:

I saw him run that way!

Get that hobbit!!! :laugh:

Get that hobbit!!!* :laugh:


:laugh:!!!tibboh taht teG

Dohm dohm dohm
I say you gotta come home
cause babay we want you
cause babay we need you
and honey you know that
We luv you!

I hope that they'll get the filming done soonbecause I'm going crazy over here! :fear2:

*runs and jumps into a random pool*

*runs and jumps into a random pool but finds that it's empty and dies* A random pool guy comes over and says "They killed pb! You bas*ards!" (In case you haven't noticed, I like South Park. :laugh:

*swims down until her ears pop, then goes back up to recover from the pain*

anyone have any bubblegum?

(ooc: oh my.... could i be more fangirl now?)

No but I have some peanutbutter! ;D

they should really come out with peanut butter flavored gum... good stuff, that would be

But I can't eat pb flavored bubblegum with my fingers!

you never pull the gum out and stretch it all about?

Ewww...no. When Charlie and Claire come back though, what will they eat once all of the peanut butter has been replaced with pb flavored gum?

um......... those peanut butter crackers?

Fair enough but it will be quite hard to stick your fingers in the crackers to dig out the peanut butter. :laugh:

ooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! kudo-chopping peanut butter cups is a very good amount of fun!

I don't like peanut buttercups. I don't think they use real peanut butter.

peanut butter cups hurt my teefies :'( so sad for something sooo goood ::)

you know, ive never kudo-chopped the inside-out kind.... i wonder what would happen..

I've always wanted to cut the inside out first like the commercial but I always shove it into my fat gob be4 I can do it!

hehehe...... you know, i used to have a very specific way... first i would bite off the little indents on the side, then push the middle out with my thumb and eat that, lick the peanut butter that is along the side, and then eat the chocolate sides

How very surgical of you! :o
Can you do the vampire bite? I've always wanted to do that one too.

Icky peanut buttercups talk makes me sick! Gonna go watch the Academy Awards! Bye! *;D