oh is that a secret code for the DOm dance LMAO!

Do you think the reason he gets on so late is so that no one notices that he breaks the Internet?

Nope, it's because he's either in Hawaii or California timezones. ;)

Nope, it's because he's either in Hawaii or California timezones. ;)


I would go with that Jorge and Terry are on at 2:30-3:30ish EST. What time would that be in Hawaii. 12:30-11:30?

I would go with that Jorge and Terry are on at 2:30-3:30ish EST. What time would that be in Hawaii. 12:30-11:30?

Yes... that or an hour later.

oh my! i blame jes for me not being on to ask sblomie bout his cheesey.... you know, i couldva gotten out of school today and stayed on late, but no, gotta go downtown to find out that jesyca really IS teal due to the medication they gave her as a baby, and shes all scary with hair poking out of her ears. not even sure if she really is a girl..... she only said a few words and the rest was written out on her little slate. oh well.....

Oh my. Jes is a mental patient? :blink:

maybe..... i have a sneaking suspicion she escaped from the mental institution that is a mile away from my friend Sofie's school (Sofie is kinda like my penpal from Australia) broke into Sofie's house and read her emails and sites (one of which was Mugglenet) and so she (or he) found out who i was from the emails and then has followed me around Mugglenet (and now the Fuselage) ever since, making up some story about Jesyca from Kansas. i dont know how she got to Chicago, but hopefully she didn't follow me home...

Why do I get the sense that she'll start saying that she's your #1 fan and hobble you? :lol2:

*waits patiently for Dom to return* ::) La la la la la la la...I wonder if Dom knows the muffin man?

i already have 2 #1 fans... a third might be much, its hard enough keeping the two from finding out about eachother...

Dom knows the muffin man. i met this guy at corner bakery today who knew the muffin man has gone to some off the hook parties at Drury Lane. he noticed my LotR shirt and said he's met the hobbits there

Oh my. I should use the muffin man when I'm doing a Six Degrees of Seperation from Dom Monaghan! :lol2:

oh yes, he's quite useful!

Can you connect the muffin man to Daniel Dae Kim?

sure!
The muffin man had a guest starring role as an extra in that episode of Angel Sean directed (he was returning a favor) and Daniel Dae Kim was in Angel

And there was that extra named Kim that once had a sister that travelled to Germany who met Dom's older brother at a buther shop buying cheese

Why does everyone always associate Germany with cheese? :-\

Er, ....eh? :-\ I always associate Sweden with cheese actually. Cause, ya know, SWISS cheese. Hee hee ;D

now i want a cheeseburger....

swiss cheese! hehe so who was the first person to actually "cut the cheese"? ???
:lol2:

I am getting really confused but hey it sounds like a friend of mine :lol2:

Can you connect the muffin man to Evie using Leonardo di Carprio? :lol2: *watches you all suffer*

I am sure I could...would take some time though!

Muffin Man to Evey....Evey did Phone commercial *ahem*, Mike Meyers watches tv....Mike Myers played Shrek, Shrek knew Cookie, Cookie knew the Muffin Man....Leonardo's character in Gilbert Grape knew the muffin man, and voila! There it is.

Now connect Einstein to Dom using the Muffin Man! :lol2:

Einstein stole the Muffin Man's notebook, which was bought from Best Buy, where Dom has been

I emailed Dom the link to this thread to show how much we miss him already. He's gonna have quite a bit of reading to do! :lol2:

hehehehe..... man, if he reads this ill sing 'I'm too sexy' on my lunch table, and do a little strip tease this time

Hopefully he does, I wonder what he'll think of all of the songs I wrote? :lol2:

he'll email you and ask if you have a record deal yet

Oh my. Even the "I'm Too Sexy" song?

yea, he'll love it

That is, if he reads it...his Yahoo thing has been known to make sure that he doesn't see my emails (okay...probably not but still) :lol2:

did you have 'I'M YOUR #1 FAN!' as the subject?

LOL :lol2:...no I didn't. That would be creepy. :lol2: *shudders at the thought of how many emails he might get like that*

ok. he might have certain words like that blocked.....

Ha! No wonder. I wonder if he's taken tips from Orli on obssesed fangirls.

maybe. i prefer sending my stalker notes using snail mail...

*recieves Varda's snailmail* Stop stalking me? But you know I can't do that! :lol2:

LOL*crumbles* Your jokin....haha, your just jokin....you DID NOT send him the link to this thread....DID U? :-\ :o

Is that a bad thing if I did? *waits for a beating* :-\

Sillio, how would that be a bad thing? hopefully it will make his day. othwise, we'll get restraining orders. FROM DOM HIMSELF! MY VERY FIRST!!!! *squees at the thought*

I didn't think it was a bad thing. I was using as motivation for him to get on the 'Lage more often.

yea, and id finally find out what his favorite cheese is

Hmmm...to me, he seems more like the sharp cheddar type of guy.

intriguing.... i had a listing of what people thought, but i got lazy and stopped taking bets.

Can you guess what my favorite kind of cheese is?

What happened to the chanting? Since Dom might be reading this, we don't want him to think we've given up on him! Dom...Dom...Dom...Dom...

Dom, if you're reading this, I AM HEIR TO THE THRONE OF CONDO!!!!

um..... butterscotch?

Mmmm...I've never heard of butterscotch cheese!

You're the heir of Condo?

yes, i am. you'd like butterscotch cheese

I bet I would! C'mon people! I can't hear the chanting! Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom Dom

*chants*

Good! Now where's Ophelia? Has she abandoned us?

No I am here...I passed out.....& to answer that: Erm, not BAD, just SCARY. Dom...reading MY posts? Of licking him? I am not really that kind of girl and I don't want him to think that I am! ???


I am lactose intolerant, therefore have no favorite cheese. Would that mean I am the nemesis of the Cheese Lords? I so hope that I am. I have always dreamed of being a Darth Cheese.

Ophelia... Darth Cheese.... you aren't my father, are you?

:-\ Hmm. No I don't think so. I am pretty sure I am not a man. :lol2:

were you in a past life? because then you could be my great-grandfather back from the dead!

Nope. Definatly not. ;D

I wonder if Charlie has arachibutyrophobia and thats why he didn't try and look for the peanut butter more? Hmm.

*Yes, I know, my intellect is mind boggling...too bad its full of weird facts*

whats it called when you'rte afraid of me?

Zemmiphobia ;D

ok............ well, i know a couple people who have that

Really? Its quite rare. Almost non-existent!

that sure is strange how i know the people who have it, and im the one they are afraid of!

V, do u have ANY idea what that phobia is of? :laugh:

nope. and too lazy to look up the real meaning. i was gonna, but im having too much fun making fun of niv and jesyca and trying to convince them that the other doesnt exist...

o, Jes update: she's been snowed in at one of the Chicago airports (she says jeepers when i ask her which one) her flight has just been pushed back again, this time to 9:15. my money is on her finally taking off at 11:15, all LOSTness, seeing as she was indeed, LOST in Chicago (that was fun...)

Phobia of the naked mole rat!!! :lol2:

OMG! so they'd get nightmares for weeks after seeing Kim Possible? sweet!

my brother's college roommate is awesome because he has some phobia with birds. One time he was walking downtown and a bit of water fell on him. He thought it was bird poopie, so he freaked out and grabbed a stranger and held on to them.
also, my brother forgot about his phobia and they were watching 'Forget Paris' once. at the part with the pigeon my brother was like 'oh, you have to watch this, this is great!' so he watched it, and then when the pigeon came in he jumped back and started swearing at my brother..... that was funny...

I have this thing with coming in contact with aquatic life. Like, fish and stuff but still alive. I guess you could call it a phobia.The odd thing is, I've had fish for pets all my life. But I've never gotten them out by myself to clean the tank. I also can't go in lakes or oceans cause I am afraid that a fish will come and touch me. Freaky deaky stuff, eh?

yea. i dont like seaweed, that feels icky.... i also dont like zip-ties

Do zip ties scare you?

at school they do. they're on the unused lockers and they're poking out and always look like they're gonna stick me in the eye

Hee hee. I have a phobia of ants. What do you call that?

um... antiphobia

Hmmm...maybe. Oh, Dom replied back and all he said was that it seemed like a lot of people wanted to talk to him. :lol2: He probably didn't even read about the licking and stuff, Ophelia. Probably too intimidated by the number of pages...AHHHH 85!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dom replied where?

He emailed me back. Sorry if I gave you an adreneline rushor something like that. :lol2:

So he finally e-mailed you?

OMG pb you must feel special!

:lol2:I tried to but my brain got fried!

*FAINTS*

he....*tears*.....emailed......*gulp*you!? :o

emails are fun........... Sillio, whats it called when you have an email phobia?

Menophobia :lol2:

interesting...... i may have menophobia, seeing as i only email one person

LOL

You have menophobia? *snerk*

Its not what you think it means, V.

I couldn't find menophobia, I did find:

monophobia - An abnormal fear of being alone.
kenophobia - A fear of open or empty spaces, voids.
xenophobia - Fear and contempt of strangers or foreign peoples.
neophobia - A morbid fear of novelty.
maniaphobia - A fear of insanity.
phobophobia - A morbid dread or fear of developing a phobia.

I pity anyone who has phobophobia.

It's not like Dom chose to email me. :lol2: But...I do feel a little special!!! :lol2:

PB- I told you he would. :)

I know...it took lots of cookies, a tall glass of milk, a badger and Billy but I finally coaxed him to email me back. :lol2: *joking*

Everyone has a phobia these days, can't you just be 'a bit wary' of something instead? *:-\
I'm pretty sure my fear of hights is actually a fear of falling from a great hight so I'm facing that this year.
Was the e-mail worth waiting for pb? :) *I want all the details hun...if you don't mind. *:laugh:

Okay...I asked him how the movie he and Billy are writing was going, he said it was going great, then I asked him he had started filming, he said no. I then emailed him a link to this thread, in hopes of encouraging him to post on the LB more often, he said that a lot of people seemed to want to talk to him. I then asked him if he had seen the songs we wrote about him, he said no. :lol2: Nothing terribly exciting...what am I saying?! It's DOM!!!! :jump: :w00t: :fear2: :stuart:

Not big on conversation huh ;)
So thats two "no's", one "doing great" and one "a lot of people want to talk to me".
Bless him... it is great that he takes time out to do this.
You must have been hyperventilating!
I can spell heights properly look I just did it, see?

It's better than nothing! :lol2:

He's a sweetie you just have to talk to him a few times. :) PB, have you talked to Ocean_Fire lately?

must not email dom. remember obsession policy. must not email. must not email....

i like Dr. Pepper!

*gulps it down*

YOU HATH DONE A GREAT FOLLY, PB! OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!!

:'( :-\Dom is going to think I am a silly fangirl! :'( :-[

im out of Dr. Pepper

*throws the empty bottle at zombie Mary Poppins*

"Just a spoonful of sugah, helps the medicine go-AH!" *gets knocked out by the Dr. Pepper and dies*

YAY YAY YAY! I've never liked her. The movie is ok, but she is full of herself.

Yeah I mean, I am sorry, Ms. Poppins but no woman is 'Absolutly Perfect In Every Way'!
Your just full of it!

I know! when she was first introduced she listed all her so called qualities! BLASPHEMY!

Scandalous bigotry! :o

We should chop off her hair and call her Curly!

we should! to bad i already killed her with that Dr. Pepper...

Oh...yeah....

how depressing... :-\ :P

well, we could mutilate her corpse...

Thats just morbid, Varda... :o *slowly walks away*

sorry..... can i at least turn her carpet bag into a hat?

People would pook you with spoons if you wore a bag for a hat

i wouldnt mind, spoons are tasty

You would take them and suck on them

yea, especially if they are those spoons that change colors in your mouth. those are fun...

I like the taste of metal. Is that strange? ???

no. do you chew on tin foil?

If its around me, sure. But like it started with the piece of the pencil that holds on the eraser. In school, I would chew on my pencil end and when it got to the metal part, I would just sit there with it in my mouth cause I loved the taste!

ah..... now, do you know any stories about you eating coins as a baby? you could have a coin monster in your tummy wanting more metal to eat.

No, most coins I ate came out the other end. But I am pretty sure the whale likes metal. Or maybe Mr. Cheesy.

probably the whale. it proably ate all those springs Homer flushed down the toilet

Or all the filthy pop cans (or soda cans, as you will) people throw into the ocean. He would get confused and think it was Nemo.

yea, especially if it was Sunkist or something.....
have i bragged to you that I know David Reynolds? (one of the writers on Finding Nemo)

Did he write the line 'YOU CAN'T SPEAK WHALE!"? That was a very powerful line. I think I shed a wee bit of tears. :P

I dunno. I'd ask my friend John (his nephew) but I haven't seen him in months (we go to different schools now). John had a great picture of sushi on his locker that said 'we found Nemo' that his uncle gave him.

I've seen that picture. I have an avatar of it. ;D

yup.... well, be proud that even the writer has that...

Cool. I shall treasure it forever now...once I find it, that is. ;)

Well, Ophelia, Dom wants to see the songs I (we) wrote on this thread! Talk about having an embarresing fangirl moment. I'm going to give him the link to the "I'm too Sexy" song (It's one of the ones I wrote so need for embaressment for you, Ophelia).

PEACE OUT MY BROTHERS!

*hugs pb**leaves pb looking scathed**hugs her again*

I am mixed with emotions about Dom seeing the stuff that I write. Course, I am just how I write in real life. Except I have a face and a laugh and toes.

I think he would be very happy with what you write! I always enjoy it! Besides he would probably enjoy reading goofy stuff about him instead of the same old stuff all the time. ;D

Yeah...I just sent him the link. Am so embarressed... :lol2: :blush:

*hides in corner and rocks herself* :-[

He won't see any of the licjing stuff, Ophelia. Don't worry...and if he does, it's not like he hasn't heard (or done it) before. This is the guy who has kissed Viggo and licked Orlando!!!

Oh my.. :o ;D ;) heehee

It's all true, I wouldn't make this stuff up!!! I know there's pictures around here somewhere...

I know, I have seen them lots of times. They have lots of guys kissing guys threads on the Orlando Bloom board. heehee They are so darn funny! :lol2:

He couldn't find the "I'm Too Sexy" song on the thread so I emailed him the lyrics. He emailed me back and said it was weird. I'm so ashamed...I might've scared him off. :crysanta:

aw.... dont worry, ive jumped out of dark corners and attacked my friends with golf clubs before, they were a bit scared but it wasnt too bad...

WOT? Varda, this isn't something to lie about! PB is upset!

Now I know how it feels to be truely weird... :'(

Ophelia, I think I broke the ice for you.

I am never talking to Dom, through email or in person! I would be thinking, "Oh my god, I'm ugly, he thinks I am just a crazy person, he doesn't believe that I think I am the female version of him...yadda yadda so on and so forth" and that would just drive me crazy. :-[

I meant that he won't think you're as weird if he ever reads this (although after that song, I don't think he will) :-\

you broke the ice, sweet!

*takes some to chill her pepsi with*

No, actually Ophelia, thats a true story. They were freaking out about the movie Wrong Turn and we took a bathroom break, so i snuck around the house jumping out at them with golf clubs. they called thid guy Sean over to protect them. He ended up joining me in scaring them.... that was fun... i love being scary! if i only i still hadnt cut off 13 inches of my head i would dye my hair black in honor of the Ring 2 and really e like Samara... oh, and you are crazy. to use a Dom quote: "Don't f---ing think like that!"

I need to find people weirder than me *heads off to Dom Monaghan's VIP section* Okay, I feel better now. :)

Okay, I lied. I just realized that Dom never really reads his VIP section and so they post their weirdness privately, whereas I just screwed up my chances of talking on the 'Lage to him because I added my screen name as the author. >:( Stupid me! :lol2:

here, wanna meet someone weirder than you? *shoves right arm forward along with Niv, who is attached to it* here. if you wanna see Dom fangirl weirder *pushes forward again* i dont fantasize bout me and dom, she is the one who has dreams about walking in on us in her school boiler room. oh, and she's dreamed where i killed her over an apple. could come true... (the apple one)

I don't to say but I just have to get it out - I kind of told you so, pb. But don't worry. I am sure he gets your gist and understands that you were just goofin around. Because if someone made a song like that for me, I'd be like, "Ugh! Thats weird! Then why am I laughing?" ya know? So don't worry. He may all but forget it by tommorow. ;)

yea, ive already forgottten.... something about my hair and liberty spikes pushed whatever we were talking about out of my head...

Awww...thanks Varda and Ophelia. I know it's one of those big "I told you so" moments. I'm an idiot that way. I need to stop doing that! Varda- That comforts me a lot. Does Niv dream about Dom walking in on you guys in the boiler room? :lol2:

It's probably a good idea to get off the subject of my scarred thoughts. *gets amnesia* What were we talking about?

who's Niv? oh yea, the girl drooling on my arm screaming at the blue tv screen that she exists... yea right.;...6

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

****hugs pb****
I hate it when things like this happen to me, and when it involves someone you really admire, it hurts all the more. But maybe you could be reading far too into what he wrote. I mean, really, its hard to really understand what someone says when they TYPE it out. It could have so many meanings if not written just the way it needs to be.
Like I could write 'Your weird' and that could be taken in a rude manner. But if I write, 'Your weird!' then it sounds like I am playing with you. If its written like, "Your weird..." then its kind of 'I'm not sure what to say'.

So don't worry. We're here for ya! And Dom must really care to have gone through all that trouble to humor a fan of his. *;)

ok, domsie, if yous ever be reading this, Julia (aka Santa) wants you to know she exists(yea, in my head

You are majorly strange V and I KNOW strange! :laugh:

i like people thinking im weird. it makes an impression.
hey, this isnt as bad as my incident with a hobbit... no where near it...

I know, too much Pepsi and Cheese make Lindy go weird. too much Pepsi and cheese make Lindy go weird. I know, too much Pepsi and Cheese make Lindy go weird. too much Pepsi and cheese make Lindy go weird. I know, too much Pepsi and Cheese make Lindy go weird. too much Pepsi and cheese make Lindy go weird. I know, too much Pepsi and Cheese make Lindy go weird. too much Pepsi and cheese make Lindy go weird. I know, too much Pepsi and Cheese make Lindy go weird. too much Pepsi and cheese make Lindy go weird. I know, too much Pepsi and Cheese make Lindy go weird. too much Pepsi and cheese make Lindy go weird. I know, too much Pepsi and Cheese make Lindy go weird. too much Pepsi and cheese make Lindy go weird. I know, too much Pepsi and Cheese make Lindy go weird. too much Pepsi and cheese make Lindy go weird. I know, too much Pepsi and Cheese make Lindy go weird. too much Pepsi and cheese make Lindy go weird. I know, too much Pepsi and Cheese make Lindy go weird. too much Pepsi and cheese make Lindy go weird.

Varda...thanks. :lol2:

I know. I've had so many times when someone I really admire called me "weird" whether it was playfully or seriously. I'm sure he didn't mean it to be mean. I'm really tired and when I'm tired I usually read way too much into things and tend to have incoherent thoughts and get upset a lot easier. BUt oh well...onto happier thoughts.

My birthday is next month!!!

oh geez...I am too tired for this! *eyes droop* I am going to bed...
Nite all, and pb, cheer up, tommorow is a new day! Actually, if you live near me, tommorow is only 20 minutes away! ;)

NITECHA!

Bye, Ophelia. Thanks for the cheering up! 20 minutes from a clean slate. *waits imaptiently*

16.... really, he emailed you back, and thats what really matters.

True, sometimes something is better than the cold shoulder. :lol2:

cold shoulders shiver sometimes.

I can actually testify to that. A guy I liked found out that I had liked him and he was the biggest jerk about it. And it took FOREVER for me to stop crushing on him. It was a very sad sight... :lol2:

oh, guyses are always like that. my 8th grade year had a bit of a huge debacle.... friend like guy, guy find out and their friendship change for the worse, and then some other stuff with my other friend and um.... basically, im Switzerland, I'm neutral, I'm not going to pick sides. I'm gonna poke my nose and inject random stuff into the conversation.

:lol2:I like your way of thinking!

I need to develop your logic, Varda. I always butt into other people's conversations. Like this one time in District 4 chorus, these kids from another school were talking about some stuff that I can't remember and I made really snarky comments, like, right in the middle of their conversation because I kept forgetting they didn't know me and my way of thinking. :lol2: It was kind of funny.

NITECHA!


ooo.... nite-cha.... took me awhile, i thought it was ni-te-cha.... i need to learn how to read.

as long as you dont turn me as Switzerland into euphemisms, its all good.

I live in my head a lot. Then I say something that others think is completely random but does have a connection to what they are saying (may be a quote from someone) and they usually shrug and go on with their conversation. And then I start rambling, and that doesn't stop for awhile.

I have a tendency to ramble :lol2:

i have a tendency to have juice boxes at my house

I have a tendency to use this smiley-------> :shocking:

i have a tendency tonight to talk about my tendencies

I have a tendency tonight to get upset at stupid things :lol2:

I have a tendency to forget about stupid Anti-SoA meetings

I have a tendency to state the obvious

I have a tendency to put too much salt on my fries

I have a tendency to get bossed around by my Dad

I have a tendency to post too much

I have a tendency to cry during the "Grey Havens" scene

I have a tendency to never cry.

I have a tendency to maliciously but caringly hurt Varda

I have a tendency to have to get offline, like now

(must go take shower... oyness)

I should get to bed. *sigh* See ya, Varda!

Oh bless PB. ((HUGS))
He is just a man afterall and every man I have ever met would have said that if some one had written a song about them even if they were really rather flattered.
Hope you feel better this morning. :)

I'm too tired to have a tendency! ???

I like big butts and I cannot lie 8)

Hi Dom ;)

*hides* Where's DOM!!! I must not show my face to him!! :lol2: Just kidding. Thanks, chocy. I realized how stupid it was to get upset over something like that (he's the one that wanted to see the songs, after all! :lol2:) and I'm feeling much better.

P.S: Dom emailed me back. He said hi and that he's sorry he can't make it here

Dominic emailed you?! Can I HAVE HIS EMAIL ADDRESS?!? ;D

Yeah. Hold on a minute though...

WOW!! I'm glad it worked out for you then. You mean he won't be on here to read this stuff then? He's probably too busy anyhow. :P I'm proud of you for e-mailing him though! :)

I think he meant the boards in general (both the LB and the TB) but he has a family of baby black widow spiders he has to take care of, so I'm not surprised!

Aww, Dom babies... :D How cute :-*

*shiver* Tiny bugs always give me the creeps.

Oh so cute a spider collection!

His spiders are like my cousins cats, they'll just keep breeding and breeding over and over again and then he'll have no idea what to do with them! :lol2: That's going to be very amusing...

V amusing! :lol2:

Do you think he's named them all?

oh, id think he's at least attempted. see, his household is slowly being taken over. Then, one day while he's emailing an obsessed fan to please stop sending him their panties, the spiders will attack and lock him in the cellar. The spiders will finish the email with their ransom. Then, it will be up to us fangirls to either raise one trillion dollars, somehow get past the spiders and save Dom, or go crazy with hot Dom/spider slash!
And I'm sure a few will make the spiders punish for succeeding in what they have not.

Oh if only I were those baby spiders. To be maybe coddled by Dom (I'm not sure if he would coddle a baby black widow spider or not) :lol2:

:lol2:

I just hope he doesn't get bitten. :o Those tiny spiders can be nasty buggers if they bite you (not that I've been bitten by one. But it might hurt a little)

good thing i'm already partially vampyric. Though wouldn't it be great to be bitten and get super powers? I think that would make a great comic book one day...

What would his superhero name be?

um..... Daddy Longlegs if he's tall...

Hmmm...Daddy Domlegs? No...that's stupid.

Webbyman?

Agh! I can't think of any... :-\

how bout Jack Black?

Would black widow spider venom make you go insane like Jack (from Insomniac's Nightmare)?

BLASPHEMY! *;D

Hey guys...whats up?
Oh the ceiling.
Sorry.
Didn't notice.

I bet Dom has been bitten. I *just bet he is immune by now.

After being biten from a black widow one may feel painful rigidity in the muscles of the abdomen and a feeling of tightness in the chest. Other symptoms include an increase in blood pressure, a rise in body temperature, nausea, and sweating. Death is uncommon though.

Oh...well that's good news. ;D

so no turning into Jack from Insomniac's Nightmare?

He might go insane (delirious) with the rise in body temp. but hopefully he doesn't go insane. :lol2:

Yesh...but it also said the symptoms of a black widow spider bite may not relinquish for weeks without medical attention. So lets hope Dom's got a good health plan!

And let's hope that Jack (from LOST) isn't treating him. The guy can't even tend to his own wounds, let alone to Dom's poor delirious body! :lol2:

"Mr. Monaghan, your helicopter has arrived"

that quote popped in my head for some reason...

wait.... Dom isnt insane? you... you mean I've been a fan of a sane person this whole time? NOBODY TOLD ME THIS!

*throws down her fangirl degree*

i'm out of this!

*stomps off*

My cat could be a better doctor than Jack! *;D

George Bush could be a better doctor then Jack (I'm sorry...that was an insult to Jack).

George Bush could be a better doctor then Jack (I'm sorry...that was an insult to Jack).



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....we're doooooooomed!

*ps, do u like my avie, pb? exclusively for this topic!*

I noticed that. That's really cute. :lol2:

Yeah...just in case he comes back...ya know....gotta be ready :laugh:

I'm READY!!!! *sorry. Spongebob moment there*

Gee, wonder where that popped into your brain! ;)

*comes back*

sorry, i couldnt resist the pretty colors

Hmmm...*splats blue over the whole thread* Blue is Dom's favorite color, we might as well make the thread more Dom-friendly! :lol2:

*puts up bare chested pics of Billy*
Wot? You don't think he'll like these?
I think they are pretty.
Billeh is so manly
And Dom DID say he would marry him
if Billy agreed to get the surgery
but Billy is disinclined to lose his reason for wearin a kilt
so poor Dom
he must find another person to marry
a female Billy
hope that works out for him!

I'm sure plenty of women will be waiting for him! :lol2:

No, it must be the female equivalent to Billy or no ONE! :o ;D

Hmmm...we must go on a quest to find this woman! Actually, I know a girl who acts like Billy but she isn't Scottish nor does she look like Billy but it's a very uncanny match of personalities.

you know, I am Lindy the Blue.... partially at least.... wait, no, dont splatter me, I kinda like this body

what about Billy's evil twin Bobbie? (as in Roberta)

She's too...I dunno. Something about the evil part disturbs me a little. :lol2:

Eh? Dom and Bobby? Er...that sounds not good ???

I would be afraid that they might actually destroy the world by accident (Bobby would take over Dom's mind and make the Internet go kablooie and then the world will be set back to the Stone Age!)

She would use his powers against him! Bobby should not ever get the One Ring. She would be very uncareful with it.

Or she would be careful to use it for the evil purposes. :lol2:

I am exhausted. I am turning in! Gnite, Dom, gnite Moon...gnite all my sweet friends who are in this room...
:-* *kisses to ya all!*

Good night Ophelia. Pleasant dreams!

nite Sillio! I'm sure her and the spiders will get along fine... not sure if they will be against Dom or not... though the whole Dr. Evil wannabe thing is a bit unsettling... Dom has a pretty strong mind though, I think. He'll probably be like Homer Simpson, and while she's trying to brainwash him make up his own movie.

Dom: wait... now why was the parrot in love with the dandelion?
Bobbie: WHAT?
Dom: oh sorry, wasn't paying attention... what's that syringe for? Are you gonna fill it up with melted cheese and inject it into hot dogs? I've always wanted to- hey, my neck isn't a hotdog.... *slumps*
Bobbie: MUHAHAHA!
Gizmo: *sobs*
(hours later)
Dom: ok, Bobbie, you know how I feel about role play...

Or he could just ramble about how much he loves Billy more than Bobbie!

true....... he could... though then we'll have to watch out for Billy, there are gonna be some major twin fights....

but really, why would a parrot fall so head over heels in love with a dandelion? it just doesnt make sense!

He'd be delirious from the Black Widow Spider venom...

really? thats cool.... that was one really strange movie.... i didnt know parrots were so deep...

parrots are one of the smartest creatures on the planet. Did you know they can go insane if you don't talk to them enough?

nope. maybe thats part of the reason. his owner was deaf but one of his handicap forms was misfiled so they thought he was blind and gave him a parrot to talk to while he was stuck inside all day. he fed it and everything, and muttered some stuff (that was mostly just him clearing his throat), but not much. that movie deserves an Oscar

I just watched all the behind the scene outtake stuff on Insominacs nightmare and oh my gawd, i have a new love for him and indian accents.* ;D


*ive been reading the whole thread in my weirdness*

"This be Dr. Challah, your chiropracter. You need new bed. Your bed bad for back"

i need to stop stealing Dom's material, people thinks i think it up...

Oh Gawd, Varda, you make me sad...
*in indian accent* "This is Petey, please come back to Pueblo!" *sobs*

Billy Bobby Billy Bobby Billy Bobby DOM!

guess what..... we're on the 100th page....

Dom's never going to be able to read all of this! :'( :lol2:

oh well, cant blame him, i stopped somewhere in the 20s.... of course, that was mostly because it was too familiar

He would probably stop at page 10 because of all the insanity!!! :lol2:

*shrug*

maybe, i dunno, i dont live in his head, rent is way too high. though its not even that insane around there, they was actually some fighting ::)

Oh yeah. I forgot about that. I'm sure he'd probably love that we're fighting over him. :lol2:

i love how i didnt come in here and show a bit of my inner fangirl until after people got mad about the fangirls' actions.... this thread is like a box of chocolates...

Hee hee. Fangirls who are being questioned always show their true inner fangirl... :lol2: