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Varda
03-13-2005, 02:22 PM
my inner fangirl was staring at my Aragorn poster this morning, and now all I want to do is brush out Aragorn's hair, put it in rollers, and see how he looks with curls.

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 02:23 PM
Ohhhh...my inner fangirl was busy waiting for emails from some people...she's growing quite impatient :lol2:

Varda
03-13-2005, 02:27 PM
my inner fangirl needs a Sin City commercial fix....

back in the days when vh1 would play the I Love the 90s commercial where dom says 'Alright, stop collaborate, and listen' I couldn't stop watching vh1.... the commercial was so beautiful...

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 02:35 PM
*sigh* I wish I could see that commercial even though I have his dance on tape *runs to find tape*

Varda
03-13-2005, 02:39 PM
hehehe..... STOP! its Hammer time!

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 02:45 PM
And what's that sound he makes at the end..."Ohhh"So cute!!!

Varda
03-13-2005, 02:46 PM
monkeys are cute

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 03:01 PM
Dom is cuter though...okay, that was pathetic. :lol2: Do you remember when he had Madonna's "Sex" book? :lol2:

Varda
03-13-2005, 03:17 PM
"she's perfect... absolutely perfect..."

Kiwichick
03-13-2005, 03:32 PM
My brother is a great Doctor he will save Dom!!!!

Varda
03-13-2005, 03:37 PM
thats good to know!

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 03:40 PM
Yay. Dom is now covered under the Who Wants to See Dom Break the Internet medical plan!

Varda
03-13-2005, 03:43 PM
if i join that medical plan, will i be able to have my same doctor, and will it cover my herpes?

(ooc: dudes, dont freak out, im joking, its from the Daily Show.... Xtreme Insurance!)

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 03:46 PM
Heh! I loved that segment.

Varda
03-13-2005, 04:03 PM
i loved it when he was at the skateboarding ramp running after people asking about the plan...

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 04:25 PM
I loved how when he told the kid that it was hip because it had an X, the kid was like "Uhhh....okay!"

Varda
03-13-2005, 04:30 PM
yea! and then when he had the camera and was doing extreme angles when interviewing the guy... standing on his chair and stuff...

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 04:33 PM
Remember the time Stephen Colbert was doing This Week in God and the God Machine fell down when he was pressing the button? Pure genius... :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Varda
03-13-2005, 04:35 PM
KIK! I loved his interview with the Pope...

Colbert: I'm really sorry about that 'Guess what he's blessing' bit last week... *sneezes*
Pope: .............
Colbert: Nothing? No bless you?
Pope: *shakes head no*

Charlie
03-13-2005, 04:38 PM
*interupts*

congrats girls, you got this thread over 100 pages.

Varda
03-13-2005, 04:40 PM
thank you!

it only took a tree, some sugar, Pepsi, and a purple monkey ballerina

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 04:41 PM
Thank you...thank you. *holds up heavy thread as an award* I would like to thank Dom for making this all possible. I would also like to thank Ophelia, who started the thread, and Varda, who helped us get to 100 pages. *starts to cry* Thank you so much!!! :lol2:

Varda
03-13-2005, 05:03 PM
*hugs pb*

id like to thank my mom, the one who got me obsessed with LotR, and my brother, who was the one who put the idea in my head to watch the LotR commentary and other special features... Jesyca, for her dead shexxy sword, all of the fangirls who i have taken pictures from for my 13 page collages, the Secret Diaries of the Fellowship, the color blue, almont crescents, oh my drama teacher Miss Kathleen, she made me promise to thank her if I ever got an Oscar and this is even better! oh, Niv and Mac for being turned in fellow fangirls even worse than me, and Mac's eyelid that twitches whenever someone brings up the dating status of one of the Guys, my cousin Bernard for no longer yelling at me for takling about Dom too much and Orlando too little after seeing Lost (though now she claims to be Mrs. Shephard.. yikes.... she's freaking 5!), jme, pb, and all of the other fangirls who rawk like hawks.... oh, and now i have to go to a after-party, todaloo!

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 05:06 PM
Do you think Dom might be there?

Varda
03-13-2005, 05:09 PM
maybe, its with my parents friends.... last year I was yelled at for talking about the wars of Middle Earth....

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 05:10 PM
Wow...poor you. No one understands our LotR obsessions... :'(

Varda
03-13-2005, 05:14 PM
nope..... except theres a Chicago Fellowship im sometimes involved in... being with my own kind is awesome

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 05:16 PM
I have a classmate who LOVES LotR but we haven't started a club yet. :lol2:

CapnHuFlungDu
03-13-2005, 06:42 PM
Holy Guacamoli!! 102 pages...wow. :o

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 07:02 PM
I know...Dom would be so proud of us right now!!! ;D

Varda
03-13-2005, 07:56 PM
ok, im at the party, and im currently hiding out because my mom has started the embarassing stories about when I was little. yea, pb, Dom is here, turns out he knows my friend Charlie, possibly through sports as Charlie is the rugby coach at UIC. Nancy, the woman responsible for my love for Pepsi, saved the day by pointing out to Dennis the Menace (the host of the party) that hewas buying lettuce instead of cabbage. Yikes.... um... Fifi the dog is trying to et Dom's ears... yup. FIGHTING ILLINI WON! WOOT-WOOT! *pours some salt and pepper on Charlie's food since he isnt around* that will show him for calling me Lindy instead of Lindsey (which he's called me for the past 14 years...) ok, im going to go yell at Georgie and Fifi because they aren't as good Sparkles.... ooo.... a stapler...

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 08:02 PM
Ohhh...I wonder if Dom brought his baby black widow spiders? :lol2:

Varda
03-13-2005, 08:04 PM
no, he didn't, though now he won't stop teasing me for that time I jumped off the diving board at 12 months.... hey, i could swim! My mom just didn't give me a chance to!

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 08:13 PM
Heh...Mom's can be SO embarresing! ::)

Varda
03-13-2005, 08:14 PM
i know! She's the one who's ugly and mother dresses her funny...

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 08:20 PM
You have two mothers? You said that your mother dresses her funny when you were talking about your mother! :lol2:

Varda
03-13-2005, 08:23 PM
No, though funny story, I do have 2 godmothers...
But being the youngest in the family I am the one stuck with my mother, therefore I dress her funny so people make fun of her... I'm a cruel person...

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 08:38 PM
Heh. You're just cruel and unusual! :lol2:

Varda
03-13-2005, 08:39 PM
yup! you should see me mum in her cow pants!

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 08:40 PM
You should see me in my Waldo Shirt!

Varda
03-13-2005, 08:42 PM
ooo.... do you sometimes disappear into the crowd and have people find you?

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 08:43 PM
Yes I do! I'm known as Waldina! ::)

Varda
03-13-2005, 08:44 PM
sweet! I'll have to play that one day... but for now I'm off to go face the ping-pong battles... wish me luck!

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 08:47 PM
I bet you'll at least beat Dom. I don't think he's that great at ping pong... :lol2:

Varda
03-13-2005, 09:00 PM
nowhere near as good as Forest Gump, at least....

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 09:01 PM
Unless Dom's planning on running cross country, which I don't see happening. :lol2:

Varda
03-13-2005, 09:03 PM
hmm.... i should do that... let my beard grow.....

peanutbutter101
03-13-2005, 09:07 PM
Varda, you have a beard!?

Varda
03-13-2005, 11:16 PM
no........... maybe..... just forget about that

Hiram
03-14-2005, 12:22 AM
Varda, me thinks that would take a loooong time!
By the way I still want a decent picture of you for my collage.
Not that one of you in the school play!


:angel:

Kiwichick
03-14-2005, 05:37 AM
I wonder if we can all get the medical cover or just DOM!?

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:50 AM
The Dom medical plan. LOL! I don't know if I want to be on that plan. Do we go to Dom for our medical problems cause if thats the case, erm, I'd rather not. Heehee

Varda
03-14-2005, 11:48 AM
Ophelia: Hey, Dom, can you check out my warts? They are right inbetween my toes, just watch out for the toe jam. Oh, and you might want to get a clothes pin for your nose, my feet smell a little bit...

Hiram, I already have a plan for breaking into my friend's house and using her computer since mine refuses to cooperate. First I have to finish off a roll of film. I'm going to upload a very disturbing new avie...

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 01:04 PM
Bwhahahahahaha...
On a serious note, I plan on sending Dom some information and petitions on animal cruelty. Specifically on a Society for animals located in Hawaii. I think he could do alot better job at spreading the news about this problem than little ol me can! And I know he cares for the enviroment because he had that tree organization.

CapnHuFlungDu
03-14-2005, 02:22 PM
That's a great idea Ophelia, I'm sure he would want to help. Oh, I hope my bunny wearing pancakes isn't offending...he's very cute. :-\ I will change it if you ask me too. :)

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 02:27 PM
No, LOL, that bunny looks like he is enjoying that hat.... ;D

Kiwichick
03-14-2005, 03:08 PM
Nice hat LMAO!

chocy bickie
03-14-2005, 04:49 PM
Cute avi CapnHuFlungDu !
Are you involved in erm...(not animal cruelty-thats bad, erm) cruelty against animals then ophelia?
I was thinking about seeing if I could get his support with organic and environmentally friendly sources of clothing and food but I guess trees are his thing. Although I had been conned ino believing that the tree felling issue was an 80's issue and had been resolved with specialised growing plots from renewable forests. :-\
Any who I think it says a lot about someone who supports that kind of foundation and who replies to all of his fan mail. I don't even reply to half of my mail. :-[

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 05:06 PM
Dom make my BOO BOO all better!
*holds out finger*

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 06:28 PM
Oh my! I wonder if I can get my Dad to switch to Dom's medical plan...do you think he covers sword wounds from orcs or mysterious bite marks from an unknown monster? :lol2:

CapnHuFlungDu
03-14-2005, 06:42 PM
Yeah I'm pretty sure it covers that. ;D
Thanks Chocy Bickie! :laugh:

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:07 PM
Does it cover pancake rash on hamsters?

CapnHuFlungDu
03-14-2005, 07:12 PM
Um..I think that one's a no.... ;D But you better ask Dom just to be on the safe side.

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:16 PM
ok, ill ask that when I ask bout his cheese

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 07:53 PM
Maybe he's anti-cheese, Varda...you can never tell with him, hes a sneaky one

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:54 PM
that would be sad.... he seems like a cheese eater.....

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 07:55 PM
Billy might eat cheese though...there is still some hope!

Varda
03-14-2005, 07:57 PM
and thats why Billy is bettter than Dom...

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 07:59 PM
...Dom and Billy will live happily ever after

Varda
03-14-2005, 08:47 PM
it was in the thing behind the thing next to the stuff...

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:48 PM
er....thanks....... :wacko:

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 08:49 PM
Didn't Dom say he was a cheese-eater? ???

Varda
03-14-2005, 08:55 PM
he could have, i forget things a lot... in fact that quote bout the thing I just remembered today. Actually, i got a note from Niv from october, and she said that and i was like 'hey! i know who said that!'

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 08:56 PM
I am psuedo-cheese

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 08:56 PM
I like mozzerella sticks!

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:01 PM
hey, its Marshall Fields

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 09:03 PM
*looks for a field named Marshall* Sillio, there's no Marshall Fields ::) :lol2:

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 09:07 PM
Dom Dom Oh where do you Rom?

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 09:08 PM
Dommy had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Dommy had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:14 PM
"you know the very first piece of film i was on is an old super 8 my parents took of me singing 'The B---- Is Back' at age 2"
"How f---ing old does that make me then?"

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 09:15 PM
Why did you put that in quotations? Is it something Dom said? :lol2: Or are you being a funny weirdo again?

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 09:16 PM
OH MY GOSH! I LOVE DOM's Parents! They rock for letting their 2 yr old cuss!

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:21 PM
that was actually Sean... when he met Elton John.... he told that story when I met him.... that guy is weird, he asked if it was ok for him to swear before he did....

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 09:22 PM
Sean Bean or Astin? Ah! Too many Sean's! Thank god Dom's parents were original and named Him Dominic! :lol2:

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 09:29 PM
I am going to name my first son Dom ;D

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:34 PM
Sean Astin....

as loing as you dont name him Elijah im fine with that. all of my son's friends are going to be named Elijah! it will be so confusing when trying to find out which one he is out with tonight...

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 09:36 PM
LOL
okay, no I think I will definatly name him Dom

Varda
03-14-2005, 09:51 PM
ok. Mac's gonna have 4 sons" Elijah Frodo, Sean Samwise, Dominic Merriadoc, and Billy Peregrin.... or something like that

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 09:52 PM
OHGod that rocks~
me too...

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 09:56 PM
I'm either going to name my kid Emile Jane (unless I find a new favorite actress) if it's a girl and Dominic Geoffrey (Geoffrey sounds better than Charlie ;)) if it's a boy! :lol2:

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 09:57 PM
Thats cute I like that too...

And for a girl Liv Tylerina

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:05 PM
mine:
Lilian Kathleen
Isilya Marie (Elven for wednesday, actually...)
Jonathan (pronounced like Joe Nathan. partially named after Jon Stewart and Jonathan in Buffy. though i think we'll call him Jonah, though not after the Coke lover)
Sam Wise (sorta obvious)

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 10:06 PM
Hee hee. You boy's gonna be made fun of for a middle name like "Wise" :lol2:

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:10 PM
he can say its his Grandma's maiden name or something. I know someone with the middle name of Booth.

Sillio, you best be sending a letter of complaint to Dom Inc now! I liked my head unexploded!

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 10:13 PM
Why did your head explode?

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:16 PM
ask Ophelia. she's the one who did it

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 10:17 PM
I wonder what Dom would think if he saw that we were exploding each other's heads?

Ophelia
03-14-2005, 10:20 PM
She was the one who forgot to mention that her ear wax explodes when it comes in contact with Dom goo!

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 10:22 PM
Where did you get this mysterious Dom goo?

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:25 PM
Ophelia got it from Dom Inc. I'm going to Alaska and Ophelia forced mittens on my hands and i burned them off. So she got it to help my wounds, but when she threw it to me my eyelids caught it, blinding me. Then she threw some more, and me, being blind, got it in the ears. Only thing is, its explosive when mixed with ear wax. Which O should have known!

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 10:26 PM
You know she's been trying to kill you lately, haven't you? :lol2:

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:31 PM
yea.... im surprised she hasnt hurt me after reading the Good Son 2.... (where Dom is actually killed off... did she notice that?)

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 10:36 PM
*gets pitch fork* YOU.KILLED.OFF.DOM!? After her!!!! Just kdding :P...maybe

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:40 PM
at least we didnt kill off Billy! we didnt kill him because Elijah's son liked Billy's porridge and was crying too much, so we just decided to have him live and just his arm crushed under the tree, and since Jesyca cut off my arm we just sewed it on him.

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 10:41 PM
Why all of the Hobbit death? >:( You're no fun! :lol2:

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:46 PM
hey, Elijah and Sean didnt die! only Orlando, Liv, Dom, and Viggo....
oh, and then Elijah turned into a bear and the world blew up in the 3rd.... but i think they survived... somewhat... o, except Orlando, his role was just a corpse again

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 10:47 PM
Hmm...you're so morbid. Dom will be horrified (or he might be LHAO)!

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:53 PM
i really should reread it, i barely remember. the 3rd Good Son is also the 2nd North, so they is a drunken Bruce Willis hopping around in his Bunny costume hitting on the trees. Viggo and Dom are both forrest rangers, Sean and Billy hikers...

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 10:54 PM
Hee hee...did Dom own Smokey the Bear?

Varda
03-14-2005, 10:55 PM
no... he was actually in training in the 2nd...

peanutbutter101
03-14-2005, 10:58 PM
We should always listen to Dom when he's talking about how you can start forest fires.

And I need to get to bed...stupid school! See ya tomorrow!

Varda
03-14-2005, 11:00 PM
night night! always listen to Dom, of course.

IMPRISON VIGGO!

Mallek
03-14-2005, 11:11 PM
night night! always listen to Dom, of course.

IMPRISON VIGGO!


BTW did anyone notice that the bad guy in Ghostbusters Two was also called Viggo ???

Varda
03-14-2005, 11:14 PM
yea! i always think of him when I pronounce Viggo's name correctly... though I try not to because I don't want him to kidnap cute little Oscar...

Mallek
03-14-2005, 11:19 PM
yea! i always think of him when I pronounce Viggo's name correctly... though I try not to because I don't want him to kidnap cute little Oscar...


Viggy Viggy Viggy... You've been a bad monkey :laugh:

Varda
03-14-2005, 11:23 PM
Vig: oh go manicure your nails!

Kiwichick
03-15-2005, 05:02 AM
I'm sure this plan can cover everything

Jesyca
03-15-2005, 09:53 AM
Varda's really an 80 year old, furry, German dude!

*hides*

CapnHuFlungDu
03-15-2005, 10:48 AM
:o :lol2:

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 10:52 AM
Elijah: THAT git! He ruined my nicely knitted sweater!

Varda
03-15-2005, 11:52 AM
JEROME! What is up? Hey, I'm that older than you, you know. You're catching up to the big 5-0!

Mallek
03-15-2005, 03:56 PM
Varda's really an 80 year old, furry, German dude!

*hides*



Well I never :roflmao:

peanutbutter101
03-15-2005, 04:30 PM
Does Varda live in a funny smelling nursing home? :lol2:

Mallek
03-15-2005, 04:40 PM
Yes it smells of urine :laugh:

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 05:49 PM
Does Varda live in a funny smelling nursing home?* :lol2:


OMG that is freakin hilarious... :lol:

Varda
03-15-2005, 08:13 PM
can you guys smell it over the internet? wow... I didn't know it was that strong!


NURSE! Can I get some Fabreeze in here?

peanutbutter101
03-15-2005, 09:29 PM
*plugs nose* there are no nurses because they have all died from the stink! :lol2:

Mallek
03-15-2005, 10:16 PM
:lol:

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 10:18 PM
Good Goddard, is that chicken noodle soup or....*ralphs*

Mallek
03-15-2005, 10:21 PM
*sings to hey mickey* Het peanut your so fine _ Your so fine you blow my mind _ hey peanut

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 10:22 PM
Hey Mallek you so fine, you so fine you fine as wine...Hey Mallek, hey hey, hey Mallelk! ;)

Mallek
03-15-2005, 10:24 PM
*sings to Oh Carol*

Oh Opheilia....
I am but a fool
cuz darling I luv you
Although you treat me cruel

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 11:11 PM
Mr. Mallek and me
tell each other Garry tales
staring at the threadin
Its made for me
no its not, its made for me!

*Mr. Jones-Counting Crows*
that blew but it was off the top me head...so....

Mallek
03-15-2005, 11:15 PM
Out On the wiley, windy forum
We'd roll and fall in green
You had a temper, like my jealous eel
Too hot, too greasey
How could you leave me
When I needed to possess you?
I hated you, I loved you too
Bad dreams in the night
They told me I was going to lose the fight
Leave behind my fuselage, fuselage
fuselage Heights

Ophelia , it's me, I'm Mallek, I've come home
I'm so cold, let me in in-a-your-threado
Ophelia , it's me, I'm Mallek, I've come home
I'm so cold, let me in in-a-your-threado...............

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 11:19 PM
You better shape up!
Cause your postin mad!
Your songs u make up
starting to make me look bad!
Better shape up...


*that song from grease...hee hee*

Mallek
03-15-2005, 11:22 PM
Ophelia he
Ophelia hoo
Ophelia ha
Ophelia ha ha
Ophelia he
Ophelia hoo
Ophelia ha
Ophelia ha ha

Hallo
Salut...........

*to the fat dutch boy*

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 11:28 PM
OMG!?&$* I love that!
*bows to Mallek*
I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

Mallek
03-15-2005, 11:28 PM
a song all about me and my admiration for theG and Opheilia

http://radiohead-creep.freeonlinegames.com/

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edited by your friendly neighborhood moderator - language and copyrited material! :D

Mallek
03-15-2005, 11:41 PM
oops my bad :laugh:

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 11:41 PM
Thats otay, I read it! And yess, you are a weird creep....LOL

Mallek
03-15-2005, 11:43 PM
Aye I suppose I am a bit :laugh:

Ophelia
03-15-2005, 11:44 PM
Aye pip, a wee ;)

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:24 AM
i distinctly told the nurse that I want my meds in the paper cup with the fishies on it! what is this? this is white with orange trim!

Jesyca
03-16-2005, 09:37 AM
*Falls out of rocking chair*

Dern that old Lindy for ruining my secret... HELP I CAN'T GET UP! HELP!

*crawls around*

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:39 AM
Jerome, whats that on the floor? Should I ask the nurse to get you some Depends?

Jesyca
03-16-2005, 09:41 AM
Yes Douglas, I think I might've busted a hip...

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:43 AM
And i aint helping you up until you tell me where the beef is!

Jesyca
03-16-2005, 09:46 AM
I TOLD YOU! Mr. Randolph came over and took it all!

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:48 AM
You lie, you old bat! You're keeping it all for yourself!

Jesyca
03-16-2005, 09:49 AM
WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER THERE AND LOOK, YOU ANCIENT FART! HE'S A THEIF I TELL YOU, A THEIF!!!

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:52 AM
FINE!

*gets his cane and starts the long journey to the room accross the hall*

MILDIE! You turn off that dang rock noise!

Mildie: It's Josh Groban, my granddaughter bought it for me, you old coon!

Jesyca
03-16-2005, 09:54 AM
*Follows close behind with walker*

You tell him Mildie.

*Steps on Douglas's heels repeatedly*

(heehee... gotta get to Knitting 101! Tata)

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:57 AM
*turns of his hearing aid so he doesnt have to listen to the music*

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 10:28 AM
*quietly drinks her apple sauce with feverish interest in these two*

Varda
03-16-2005, 12:44 PM
Mr. Randolph, do you have the beef! I DEMAND AN ANSWER! Speak up you imbecile! Fine, if that's how its going to be, I'm telling the Nurse you're the one who dropped their meds in the fish tank!

Jesyca
03-16-2005, 01:43 PM
MR. RANDOLPH DID THAT TOO!? I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU DOUGLAS!

sifichick
03-16-2005, 04:34 PM
Wait a minute........ is Varda a male? Boy was I wrong if Varda is a male.

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 04:46 PM
No...at least I don't think so. That would be weird since I've been saying she. Wait...no she said people always thought she was a boy but they were wrong so she would be a girl. Or there's more to her than we know! ;)

Did you people know I'm a 1 day old baby? I've been typing from my mother's womb. :lol2:

Varda
03-16-2005, 05:15 PM
OK, basic outline of what is going on (I'm only saying this once): Jesyca and I met in real life last week. My sister has said (and will always say) that I'm just talking to old pedophiles. So, I decided that Jesyca is not a 17 year old girl, but a 48 year old man named Jerome. Sadly, she really is a teenage girl. I'm also not a 35 year old man. When we were at Corner Bakery(ok, when we were finallly at the same Corner Bakery) there was this awesome old dude with a German accent. He was cool, and soon you may see him as my avatar, and I will say it is Jesyca, aka Jerome. I will not repeat what I am saying here. And seeing as I'm a compulsive liar, after meeting Jesyca I have said that she really is teal and that I'm not sure of the gender. She also has hair sticking out of her ears that is very unsettling. She says I'm an 80 year old man named Douglas. So, I say I'm an 80 year old man, Douglas Challah, retired chiropracter. I'm living in a nursing home with a cane and hearing aid.

PB, I thought you sounded young....

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 05:29 PM
*sucks on bottle* What did you expect? :lol2:

Varda
03-16-2005, 05:32 PM
Well, I did expect you to at least be able to handle solid foods...

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 05:34 PM
*rips off mask to reveal that she is in fact Varda*

Varda
03-16-2005, 05:36 PM
OK, that I didn't expect...... so when did you become me?

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 05:38 PM
I've always been you!

Varda
03-16-2005, 05:40 PM
Oh.... I really need to keep track of myself.....

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 05:41 PM
::whispers inside your mind:: You hate cheese!

Varda
03-16-2005, 05:42 PM
*whispesr back*

its not time to break that to them yet....

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 05:44 PM
Do do do do do...*eats limburger cheese*

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 05:45 PM
::whispers in mind:: You are in fact Dom himself...

Varda
03-16-2005, 05:47 PM
what is up with you today, Mr. Mind? Are you new to this planet or something?

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 05:48 PM
::whispers in mind:: I'm from the Shire!

Varda
03-16-2005, 05:51 PM
actually Mr. Mind, your ancestors are from Bree. Is this Jerome? Because dude, what have I told you about reading my mind? I am gonna make another tin foil hat, and this time you aren't crumbling it up!

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 05:53 PM
::controls mind:: I am Yoda but I like to call myself Gollum! You will not make a tin foil hat. *goes to nervous system and makes Varda dance like a monkey*

Varda
03-16-2005, 05:53 PM
*takes a suicide pill and dies*

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 05:54 PM
*makes her throw up cyanide pill* ::whispers in mind:: Stop that! I'll have to make you go to sleep if you don't behave!

Varda
03-16-2005, 05:57 PM
*is already dead*

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 05:59 PM
*makes her alive*

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 05:59 PM
Was it just me or did anyone feel so in the spirit of Ireland that they wanted to sing (in front of her customers mind u) "Oh she was only the innkeepers daughter...but she managed a pint of my ale..."?

And Varda, what are you doing? Spit that out, you owe me five dollars...

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 06:01 PM
And Varda, what are you doing? Spit that out, you owe me five dollars...

::makes Varda talk:: And you'll never get it because all I have is evil goat turd! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 06:02 PM
Oh I have my ways...oh yes...*grabs Billeh and snogs him*

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 06:04 PM
*peanutbutter goes back into her own body* *grabs Dom and snogs him* *goes back in Varda's body and starts to laugh maniacally*

jme
03-16-2005, 06:14 PM
I don't think I can catch up with what's goin on here so I'm just going to start dancing and chanting!!! ;D

DOHM.....DOHM.....DOHM.....

CapnHuFlungDu
03-16-2005, 06:15 PM
Me too! heehee DOHM...DOHM...DOHM.....

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 06:17 PM
Ohh...it's been so long since we've had a good chant.

DOHM...DOHM...DOHM...DOHM

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 06:25 PM
Go to my livejournal! I made a special picture for us Dom fans on the Fusey!

sifichick
03-16-2005, 06:26 PM
So do you guys like my new Dom animated av? I just made it.

i'm so glad I wasn't origionally wrong about varda. Thanks for clearing it up.

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 06:26 PM
YEAH! Cool ;)

jme
03-16-2005, 06:28 PM
So do you guys like my new Dom animated av? I just made it.

i'm so glad I wasn't origionally wrong about varda. Thanks for clearing it up.


I love your new avie!

Is Varda ok? Did I miss something?

sifichick
03-16-2005, 06:29 PM
I love your new avie!

Is Varda ok? Did I miss something?


She's fine as far as I know. Go back a couple of pages and you'll see what I was refering to.

Thanks guys for the compliments. :D If anyone wants me to make them an av just let me know.

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 06:31 PM
Naughty Varda...always dying on us.... :lol2:

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 06:31 PM
Ophelia, can you give us a link to your LJ? I'm LJ impaired!

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 06:40 PM
http://www.livejournal.com/users/opheliapain

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 06:43 PM
Hee hee. You are very talented, Ophelia. But I can't use that avie because I just changed my avatar to show what I REALLY look like! :lol2:

sifichick
03-16-2005, 06:47 PM
If I could customize my LJ like I can with myspace.com I'd start posting on LJ again. :(

Varda
03-16-2005, 09:08 PM
jme, I was just beaten to death by a wooden spoon covered in glue. no biggy.

*has been revived by her necromancer friend, who also took care of the other her*

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 10:44 PM
Dom would you love a girl with a smelly thumb? She cut it and wore a bandaid too long and now it has the whiff of death. So would you? KIK, man I lob being weird. ;)

peanutbutter101
03-16-2005, 10:45 PM
Ophelia...he manages to survive obsessive compulsive fangirls who are all over him! I think he can handle a smelly thumb! :lol2:

Ophelia
03-16-2005, 11:38 PM
This thumb is very very smelly though... ??? Oh no! I wonder if it is infected! Is that maybe why it smells? :o

Kiwichick
03-17-2005, 02:55 AM
:oOh man you should go and get it checked out!

Jesyca
03-17-2005, 09:41 AM
DOUGLAS!! YOU TOLD THEM! GASP!

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:03 AM
IT WAS MILDIE! That hellraiser hacked my internet time!

*isnt going on here when she isnt supposed to or anything*

Ophelia
03-17-2005, 01:10 PM
Day 2: My thumb is less smelly but still has a weird funk to it. In other news, I watched a dog eat Jeromes Depends straight off his bum. :-\ ;D

Kiwichick
03-17-2005, 03:37 PM
Oh gross LMAO

Jesyca
03-17-2005, 03:50 PM
And Ophelia's face...

chocy bickie
03-17-2005, 04:25 PM
Oh wow Ophelia that Dom pic on your LJ has just made me go all funny *giggles*
Dohmmmmmm where are you?
"Why are we waiting, we are suffocating...."
Do Americans kids sing that ??

Varda
03-17-2005, 05:42 PM
You ask them youngins, chocy.

But seeing as Dom likes the crazy Irishman (Dom has quite the fan following at the nursing home) heres some old style:

We're the South Side Irish
like our fathers were before
We come from the Windy City and
We're Irish to the core
From Bridgeport to Beverly
From Midway to South Shore
We're the South Side Irish
We'll sing it all once more!

I seem to have forgotten the rest of it...

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 05:44 PM
We should really check you out for Alzymers! :lol2:

Varda
03-17-2005, 05:54 PM
There is something about how we root for the Go go White Sox and whoever plays the Cubs... that is ole' Tom's favorite part, he was there when the White Sox won the World Series against the Cubs in 1906.

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 06:15 PM
Heh! And now both teams are on the longest World Series drought in MLB! :lol2: They've been going longer than the Red Sox! The only reason their curse isn't as famous is because they don't b**** and moan about it as much as Boston fans do

Varda
03-17-2005, 06:28 PM
Hey, you makin fun of the Red Sox? Oh well.....
when the Cubs were close a few years ago I, as a devout White Sox fan, had to make a vow to not beat the few Cubs fans in the nursing home to a bloody pulp. Instead, I had to be happy for them and such. But afterwards when they wouldn't shut up about how that hellraiser Steve Bartman wronged them was the true agony.

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 06:44 PM
I have a right to make fun of them since I'm one of them! :lol2: I'm one of the many b****ers and moaners :lol2:

Varda
03-17-2005, 06:50 PM
a fellow Red Sox fan? excellent! I'm not die-hard, as I root for the White Sox when they play eachother, but I sure do love them....

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 06:51 PM
YAY!!! *hugs Varda* ;D

Varda
03-17-2005, 07:12 PM
Ah, a hug to make any old geezer's day!

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 07:14 PM
*dies from smell*

Varda
03-17-2005, 07:18 PM
Nurse! Who's funeral is today? Any room for a young girl in the coffin?

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 07:38 PM
*pops up from the dead and growls...then falls back down dead again*

Varda
03-17-2005, 07:40 PM
*shrugs and plays some backgammon*

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 08:02 PM
*turns into a fly and lands on top of Varda's head*

Varda
03-17-2005, 08:06 PM
*wins 3 times*

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 08:07 PM
*bites Varda*

Varda
03-17-2005, 08:15 PM
*swats at his head*

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 08:25 PM
*dodges and lands on his nose*

Varda
03-17-2005, 10:53 PM
*takes his hankercheif and blows his nose*

Kiwichick
03-18-2005, 02:35 AM
here have some flyspray

chocy bickie
03-18-2005, 10:20 AM
Varda-what do you mean? You can tell me - am I old? :-\ *waits nervously* Botox now!!!

jme
03-18-2005, 11:24 AM
I'm always LOST when I jump in this thread so I'm just going to keep on dancing around Jessyca's Dom tree. ;D

*been dancing so long, starting to get dizzy*

DOHM....DOHM....DOHM....

Varda
03-18-2005, 11:37 AM
I don't even know what I mean anymore...

jme
03-18-2005, 11:41 AM
Hey Varda, what's going on with ya? How's school?

Varda
03-18-2005, 11:46 AM
Pretty good. the cheerleaders won state, so thats the big news at school. big debate whether it counts as a sport or not, and I think it should, because i want a day off.... oh well, we at least have spring break coming....

jme
03-18-2005, 11:49 AM
You should totally get a day off! I'm trying to find a way to get half a day off today due to March Madness basketball. :lol2:

Day's off are good. We need more of them! My kid is out of school today. Teacher preparation day or something like that and then she has spring break next week.

Are you doing anything exciting during spring break or just chillin'?

Varda
03-18-2005, 11:55 AM
um..... probably being attacked by zombies or something. Oh, and we're going to go see Second City, thats good fun...

jme
03-18-2005, 12:27 PM
:lol2: You are so funny! Don't let the zombies eat your brain!

So now that everything in this thread is gone, do we need to build a new treehouse and plant a new tree? :-\

CapnHuFlungDu
03-18-2005, 12:29 PM
What happened? How come theres only 2 pages now? ???

jme
03-18-2005, 12:30 PM
When the threads get too big, the admins have to cut them down.

I absolutely LOVE your avie capn!!!

How have you been?

Ophelia
03-18-2005, 12:31 PM
:mad: I am sooooooo mad. *:vampire:

Varda
03-18-2005, 12:32 PM
but.... the Dom Tree.... it isnt here anymore! my nursing home! WHERE IS MY NURSING HOME?

CapnHuFlungDu
03-18-2005, 12:34 PM
Thank Jme! I'm good, getting my hair cut tomorrow and can't decide how..I mean short or just keep it long. And I ahven't had bangs in like 10 yrs or so, so I can't decide if I want them or not.....*sigh* I will probably just end up with a trim, I always chicken out. *:laugh:
Ophelia, don't be mad! We will fill it back up again with over 100 pages in no time! *;)

Ophelia
03-18-2005, 12:36 PM
:'(

jme
03-18-2005, 12:36 PM
Oh boy... new hair!! *Trust me, i know what ya mean about trying to decide what to do. *I am always changing mine though. *

Good luck, I'm sure it will look awesome no matter what you decide. *;)

CapnHuFlungDu
03-18-2005, 12:38 PM
WOW! I just saw lots of mistakes in my post! hehe sorry, I'm trying to do a ton of things at one time! ;D

Ophelia
03-18-2005, 12:39 PM
Dom come to the Lage please...I am going slightly mad....mad slightly going am I

jme
03-18-2005, 12:39 PM
It's time to start chanting!

Dohm....Dohm.... Dohmmmmm

Ophelia
03-18-2005, 12:40 PM
dohmy dohmy come homey

Varda
03-18-2005, 12:52 PM
Dom's your homie?

Ophelia
03-18-2005, 01:09 PM
Yup, he is my homey ;D

~Lirpa~
03-18-2005, 01:32 PM
Hello, everyone!

Varda, I don't see much of you anymore, now that the game posts no longer count toward our posts! I love that avatar. Are you in school in Chicago?

~Kat

Varda
03-18-2005, 04:25 PM
yea, im at school.

I'm getting 10,000 today! well, counting games. I'm 80 posts away or so....

jme
03-18-2005, 05:33 PM
Varda, have you hit 10,000 yet?

Varda
03-18-2005, 05:35 PM
no, I have 9971 right now. just a few more