Aurora, that makes me want alphabet soup. Or alphabet cereal. ;D

You know you're obsessed with LOST when: 1. you ask your boss to make Do you watch LOST an interview question for perspective employees in your area. I mean you need to make sure the new guy will be willing to obsess with you right? Is that wrong?

2. You drive to every bookstore in town to locate the new EW with LOST on the cover only to discover its late coming to your area. I didn't get mine until today.

More, more! You know you are obsessed with Lost when...

1.) You perk up when someone mentions "House of the Rising Sun" (the song) in guitar lessons and when your algebra 2 teacher says "whatever the case may be".

2.) You are at an airport store and see an article on Lost so you look through it, put it down and find another magazine with a Lost article and move on to checking that out.

3.) You buy a toy airplane of the flight you are taking because it reminds you of all the toy plane references in Lost.

4.) You are playing a trivia game against other passengers on a plane and see someone using the name "Karri" and automatically think it might be 'lage Karri.

YKYOWLW


the following reminds you of Lost:

The Beatles
Sudamm Hussain (sp?)
guitars
the mention of the word Cave
Wendsday,Tuesday,thursday,friday,saterday,sunday,a nd Monday/

YKYOWLW

you know every line to every episode, even if you havn't seen it.

YKYOWLW

you know every line to every episode, even if you havn't seen it.


probably better than the actors. :lol2:

When your four year old brother can tell the names of not only the 14 main but also the guest stars. (Oh and you are the only one who watches the show in your house.... I know it is sad.....Trying very hard to convert them....)

YKYOWTLW

You think about naming your children after character's on LOST.

You purposely try not to refer to LOST as a TV show because it has
become part of YOUR REALITY!


:angel:

YKYOWLW...

You hear of a place called Sawyerville in your state and mad giggling ensues.

You try to start a converstion and your friend sighs and says, "Well since you're saying it, it must have something to do with Lost." My friend does taht to me all the time. :D

On wednesday you have a 30 minute pre-LOST ritual.

What is YKYOWTLW?

What is YKYOWTLW?


A typo. There's a thread called "You Know You're Obsessed with the Fuselage When..."

I'm so paranoid about missing something I sit down in front of the TV thirty minutes before Lost starts.

Ooooooohhhhh! Okay! Thanks!

I'm so paranoid about missing something I sit down in front of the TV thirty minutes before Lost starts.
And I started calling it the ritual.

I do that too! "The Ritual"!

You start to seriously wonder if you might be related to Sawyer simply because you have relatives who live near Knoxville Tennessee... :laugh:

YKYOWLW......

You wonder if he's a Vols football fan. :lol2:

YKYOWLW......

-you call your phone compan asking them to change your phone number to 481-516-2342
-You go to the zoo and ask all of zoo keepers if they noticed any missing polar bears.....and when they don't respond you sneak into the zoo files anyway just to make sure.
-You start every sentence with "This is just like that time on Lost when...."
(I'm actually guilty of the first one ;D they wouldn't change my number though)

You daydream about being Hurley 's baby momma.

You sit through both Rollerball and Mighty Joe Young to drool over Sayid

You build a trebuchet and try to get into the manhole on your street.

You wear a key around your neck. (guilty) :)

You constantly think about what will happen to the raft
You see two of your friends that like eachother and immediately think of Charlie/Claire (guilty)
You start to wear fingernail polish on your cuticles.

You build a trebuchet and try to get into the manhole on your street.

Good one! :lol2:

You call the neighbor kid's dog Vincent

You sit thru "Sabertooth" just to see Sawyer do something good. I KNEW he was a nice guy!! Hehehe. That was a BAD movie! ;D

*cough*JoshHolloway,notSawyer*cough*

YKYOWLW you make sure people refer to the actors by their names, not their characters' names.

YKYOWLW

you see something (a trashbag, as it turned out) white on the side of the road, and your first thought is polar bear.

you start tivoing becker in order to see more jorge.

you have wishlists set up on tivo for each and every actor/actress on lost, and check them every few days. and then you watch things like walker, texas ranger to see lostaways.

you give up on your friends, and start moving onto talking random acquaintances into watching lost in hopes of having someone to dissect all the episodes with...



god, these are all first hand experience, too. :/ :P

YKYOWLW

you see something (a trashbag, as it turned out) white on the side of the road, and your first thought is polar bear.



OMG!! I literally just BURST out loud laughing at that one...too funny!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

You interrogate a 12 year old star of Lost about the finale.
You offer 12 year old star candy but only if they spill.
You cheer on Jimmy Kimmel as he interrogates..(I'm bad, I know)

I love Jimmy Kimmel!. He's still not as obsessed as I am.

You build a trebuchet and try to get into the manhole on your street.

You wear a key around your neck. (guilty) :)


How did that go Key? What was in the manhole, we must know!!

You interrogate a 12 year old star of Lost about the finale.
You offer 12 year old star candy but only if they spill.
You cheer on Jimmy Kimmel as he interrogates..(I'm bad, I know)

I love Jimmy Kimmel!. He's still not as obsessed as I am.


That was the best star interview I think I have ever seen! I'm still laughing about it! Mmmm Cherry Jolly Ranchers...SPoilers... NO CANDY FOR YOU!

How did that go Key? What was in the manhole, we must know!!
I can live without knowing. :sick:

You count down every single day till the next episode
You get impatient that its not 7 p.m. yet
You get annoyed by seeing the promos over and over again
You read up on old thing from the previous episode.
You look at the promo pics to get a general idea of what's to come.
You write fan fiction to see if your ideas come true on the show.

YKYOWLW....

You have a pre-Lost ritual (mine is watching Wheel of Fortune). :laugh:

How did that go Key?* What was in the manhole, we must know!!*

:-\ Locke said not to tell...

YKYOWLW....

You have a pre-Lost ritual (mine is watching Wheel of Fortune). :laugh:
I already said that.

When you cut yourself..and you need stitches but you are relunctant to go to the hospital even though you are bleeding all over because YOU'LL MISS LOST!'

That wasn't me. That as my son. Don't worry..he's fine and I recorded it for him. :lol2: i've created a monster. :)

LOL. I hope he gets better. :)

I already said that.


Ooo...sorry, didn't know. But there are a lot of repeats so I guess it doesn't really matter. I think this thread has become more a place to brag about our geekiness than to list more universal ways of knowing you're obsessed with Lost. :P

You don't have any friends who watch LOST so you type up the transcript from every episode (okay copy and paste but I did reformat them) and insert screen caps for every scene (totalling 200 pages) and make your friends read them. I now have three other people addicted, and we have weekly viewing parties so I cana ttest that this method is a success.

LOL I get all paranoid when it rains on Wednesday because I don't want the weather people to cut into Lost.

Ooo...sorry, didn't know. But there are a lot of repeats so I guess it doesn't really matter. I think this thread has become more a place to brag about our geekiness than to list more universal ways of knowing you're obsessed with Lost. :P
Indeed it has. That's cool, you key and I all have the same ritual. :D

you know you're obsessed when:

-you actually go through and read this thread
-you do put you all everybody and several interviews with Dom and william mapother on your iPod
-think of the weeks from thursday to thursday instead of sunday to sunday (in australia LOST is on thursdays)

lol- u guys rock :P

your Calendar runs from September to August!


:angel:

YKYOWLW....you come here. :lol2:

Lol, you ppl crap me up!!! While I can admit to some of these, the rest are quite imaginative!!!!

*cough*JoshHolloway,notSawyer*cough*

YKYOWLW you make sure people refer to the actors by their names, not their characters' names.


No, that just makes you sad! LOL!

YKYOWLW....you come here.* * :lol2:


AMEN sister!!

you know you're obsessed when:

-you actually go through and read this thread


The I'm officially guilty of that. Hehehe

YKYOWLW...you distinguish your pets by who acts more like jack or sawyer.

You have a problem with you TiVo and you go on their webiste looking for tech help. You see they have a forum. You go on the forum and see they have a thread about shows they have recorded...you find the LOST threads....then 30 minutes later you remember why you were on the website to begin with.... :D

YKYOWLW you meet someone named Steve Shannon and you begin to giggle.

LOL, thats funny! :D


YKYOWLW you are tempted to drink that nasty lookinbg "Diet cherry vinilla dr. Pepper" just becasue she says LOST in the commercial. :D

YKYOWLWY

invite ur friends over and play 'i never'

You're listening to an all news radio station and hear a report about a terrorist bombing in Tikrit, Iraq and think "That's where Sayid came from!"

Then you smack yourself on the head. . . . . ;D

You name your hermit crab Sawyer. :lol2:

Last night my VCR broke and ate a tape.
My first thought was, I am so glad I wasn't taping Lost and I'm happy that it isn't a Lost tape
stuck in my VCR. :)

I still have to get a new VCR :(

You know you're obsessed with LOST when...

you're talking about your friend Shannon and you mention her brother Jordan, but your dad gets confused because he thinks you're talking about Shannon from Lost.

I was re-reading these pages and I read the part about Charlie's Vans. A few weeks ago I was leaving my school and I saw a guy carrying the exact same shoes! :o I was excited to have actually seen a pair. :lol2:

My friend has those shoes. :D

When you read this thread, hoping that others people do weirder things than you.

You have weird dreams about Kate and Sawyer coming after you and then you following them underwater in a suken ship. Yes guilty of that one. :lol2:

You have weird dreams about Kate and Sawyer coming after you and then you following them underwater in a suken ship. Yes guilty of that one. :lol2:
Another dream one.
YKYOWLW.........
You dream all the characters on the island are kids and your with them. (guilty)

Omg you guys rule! They are so hilarious!!


But the sad part is...


<-- I've done every single one of those things. :D


Christina

You name your hermit crab Sawyer.* :lol2:



OMG that is hilarious. I've never done that since I don't have a hermit crab. :lol2:

I've never had a hermit crab! :lol2:

YKYOWLW. . .
you thank your lucky stars that just because you live in Oklahoma, the land of tornados and really weird weather (we had a tornado in November), that you're local news station comes on during the commercials on Wednesdays when its raining and before they say anything about the weather they tell you that you're not missing any of Lost. YEAH for KOCO 5 and Rick Mitchel!

On Wednesday nights, you answer the phone screaming, "OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING CALLING ME LOST IS ON RIGHT NOW!" and then hang up.

LMAO!! My poor boyfriend works swing shift and made the mistake of calling me last week during Lost. I wouldn't have answered the phone, but it was commercial break and I said almost the exact same thing! And as soon as it started again, I just said Lost is back on and hung up on him without so much as another word.

I also have my mom living with me temporarily since she recouperating from a broken her leg and she is a great one for making all kinds of noises at all the wrong times. The first thing I told her is that she is to not make one single sound to me or any of the animals, she also cannot talk to herself, burp, fart, rattle her National Enquirers, cough, sneeze or do anything else that could distract me during the show and if she felt that she couldn't do that, I would duct tape her for the hour! Tho I probably wouldn't, unless she made me miss something really key ;D BTW, I'm not cruel, but I do have a twisted sense of humor and it got the point across....she is quiet as a mouse during that hour ;D

YKYOWLW. . .
you thank your lucky stars that just because you live in Oklahoma, the land of tornados and really weird weather (we had a tornado in November), that you're local news station comes on during the commercials on Wednesdays when its raining and before they say anything about the weather they tell you that you're not missing any of Lost. YEAH for KOCO 5 and Rick Mitchel!


I wish the weather people in Illinois were so nice. Heck no. They break right in the middle of it to tell me about thunderstorms in a county I don't live in. And judging by the radar, those people already KNOW. No need to interrupt my tv viewing. Lee the weatherguy is on my list.

YKYOWLW. . .

When you print out that call sheet from the spoiler forum..and use up the color ink in your printer cartridge.... :laugh:

. . . . you begin to forget where you're Real-life ends and LOST begins!

-"Wednesday" is now "LOSTday" "Tuesday" is now "ThedaybeforeLOSTday" and "Thursday" is "LOSTwasonyesterdayday"

In January, I thought this was nuts... especially since Veronica Mars was on Tuesdays, but... I just looked at this again, and realized, I've been calling Wednesday Lost-day since February... count me in!

-On Wednesday nights, you lock your doors, shut the windows, disconnect your phone and internet, fix all leaky fawcets, find enough food to keep you content for an hour, and place a large sign on your door saying "LOST is on, go away".
I hadn't thought of the sign... thanks! :)

My contribution? You know you're obsessed with Lost when it's ThedaybeforeLostday and you're the only one posting in the forum at the moment, thus basically talking to yourself about Lost. *raises hand* :)

You know you're obsessed with LOST when...

you're excited to hear the cute guy sitting in front of you at school say that he's obsessed with LOST, too and then you both start to share your theories.* :lol2:

You convince your mother, who is afriad of anything even remotely scary, to watch Lost and she ends up loving it.

....you're flipping the channels, come to one of the Disney Channels and see Lilo & Stich is on (the series cartoon not the movie), and Stitch is in a spaceship buried under the ground and when it starts to come out of the ground your first thought is: "It's the hatch!"

Ok....I did this tonight just in case....

You know your obsessed with Lost when you turn the volume on your TV up to 55 (loud enough at my house to hear almost to the street with the doors and windows closed) just to make sure you don't miss anything at all!

You know you're obsessed with LOST when...

you think of this thread when you keep on getting phone calls during Lost. >:(

YKYOWLW...

You freak out because the numbers 8 and 15 have appeared together at least 3 or 4 times in your geometry homework in the past week.

"Hmmm....8, 8, and 15 form an obtuse triangle...what could it mean?!"

You know you're REALLY obsessed with Lost when...

You actually want to do geometry homework for above reason.

...YKYOWLW...

You wanted to get some goldfish and name them Ethan, Charlie, and Sawyer. And then you wanted to see if Ethan would try to kill Charlie, but then Charlie kills Ethan while Sawyer watches.

You name your shoes Charlie and Sawyer.

You spazz all around about how Ethan and Charlie were meant for each other.

:|||

You try to get your whole family and friend hooked on it. And I have too ;) :D ;D

You cry everytime someone reminds you of Vincent swimming out to Walt :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

...YKYOWLW...

You wanted to get some goldfish and name them Ethan, Charlie, and Sawyer. And then you wanted to see if Ethan would try to kill Charlie, but then Charlie kills Ethan while Sawyer watches.

You name your shoes Charlie and Sawyer.

You spazz all around about how Ethan and Charlie were meant for each other.

:|||

YKYOWLW...

You freak out because the numbers 8 and 15 have appeared together at least 3 or 4 times in your geometry homework in the past week.

"Hmmm....8, 8, and 15 form an obtuse triangle...what could it mean?!"

You know you're REALLY obsessed with Lost when...

You actually want to do geometry homework for above reason.
These two are hilarious. (not that the others aren't.) These just made me laugh my head off.

You try to get your whole family and friend hooked on it.* And I have too ;) :D ;D


very true. :D I keep on telling my friend that when the DVD comes out (I've already pre-ordered lol) I'm going to force her to watch it. And if Dom can't get her hooked, I don't know what can.

You decline party invitations to stay home on Wednesday nights and watch Lost. ;D

You see airplanes taking off and immediatley think of them crashing on a island and everyone is safe and sound.

Is hoping a plane is going to crash near you and lots of hot guys will be on it so you have to tend them back to health ;) :laugh:

lol, I was talking to my friend, and I was like you know how lucky they are tp have crashed with so many beautiful people?? I mean, knowing myluck, they'd all be like "Larry the Rash Guy!!!!!!!"

Yeah I wish when i got on a plane there were so many good looking people, but there never is *sigh*

... you do things like THIS:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/lost_tv/704272.html

... you do things like THIS:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/lost_tv/704272.html


Woah.... that was disturbing. :lol2:

... you do things like THIS:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/lost_tv/704272.html



The Shannon blend is hot. XD

... you do things like THIS:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/lost_tv/704272.html


... when you actually were one of the first ones to see it
... when you do things like THIS:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/Leandra_Nendalored/Lost%20Wallpapers/Pirates.jpg
... and this:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/Leandra_Nendalored/Lost%20Wallpapers/BooneIdentity.jpg (because you always read Boone instead of Bourne anyway *g*)
... and this:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/Leandra_Nendalored/Lost%20Wallpapers/LostActually.jpg

... when you wonder and ponder why calcium is so good for Boone until you realize it actually said "bones"
... when you try to type "slot" at least 3 times and ALWAYS type "lost"

when you actually were one of the first ones to see it
... when you do things like THIS:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/Leandra_Nendalored/Lost%20Wallpapers/Pirates.jpg
... and this:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/Leandra_Nendalored/Lost%20Wallpapers/BooneIdentity.jpg (because you always read Boone instead of Bourne anyway *g*)
... and this:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/Leandra_Nendalored/Lost%20Wallpapers/LostActually.jpg

Love em!! Especially The Curse of the Black Rock, starring Jack "Jackass" Shepard. CLASSIC. XD

omg!! they are so good and so funny!!! have you got anymore??

wow they are cool!

When you spend all hours of the day and night scouring the internet for spoilers.... :lol2:

YKYOWLW...

When asked who your role model is, you say John Locke. When asked why, you say because he can hunt boar and build a trebuchet and sure he's the reason Boone's dead, but he doesn't let anyone tell him what he can't do. You are then met with a weird look (by teachers, no less), and you are proud.

Yes, this happened in school today.

You also know you're obsessed with Lost when you do something geeky and just can't wait to get home and brag to people on the Fuse about how much a nerd you are. ;D

When you wake up at 2 in morning and can't go to sleep and come on here. ;D

... when a friend asks you to analyse his personality and you start comparing him to Lost characters (although he doesn't even watch the show... note to self: gotta change that anyway!), explaining to him why he resembels the characters and whom to which degree.
He's 70% Locke, 20% Hurley and 10% Shannon ;) ... no wait, actually he's 42% Locke, 23% Hurley, 16% Jack, 15% Sawyer, 8% Shannon and 4% Vincet. And yes I DO know that doesn't add up to 100, but what's a four letter word for I don't care? ;D

... when you're considering to name your computer "Boone" but are too afraid to do so in case it then might crash at least twice a month.. :o

Jumpandyell ---Those were GREAT especially LOST ACTUALLY.


Obsessed?
When you wake up in middle of night and say ..... I know what the monster is.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I think they'll drown on that raft.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I know why the plane crashed.etc...
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * I know what the hatch is.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * (fill in what's driving most nuts)

Vincet. And yes I DO know that doesn't add up to 100, but what's a four letter word for I don't care? ;D


LOL!!!!!

err... @Colleen:
Jumpandyell actually meant to quote my post, those were mine. Thanks for the feedback though ;)
Jumpandyell made some absolutely terrific manips, too... and you can see those some posts back on the last page.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: That POTC parody is hil-ar-ious!

When you promise yourself that during Lord of the Flies time this summer, you will not TiVO, discuss conspiracy theories, pour over a threaded board or over analyze Shark Week.

Fish are Friends. Not food.

Jumpandyell actually meant to quote my post, those were mine.

Oops, yes, that was supposed to be a quote. Leandra was the genius behind that magnificent POTC poster.

Hey Leandra, maybe you and I should team up and try to take over the world! Muahahaha! Either that or just make fun art together. ;)

When you actually manage to tape and watch all the talk show appearances tonight. ;)

When ur little brother has to remind u that it is 'just a show' cuz u spaz like a 2 years cuz ur tape didnt recored lost!

When ur little brother has to remind u that it is 'just a show' cuz u spaz like a 2 years cuz ur tape didnt recored lost!


Hey, I'd spaz for at least decade! :laugh:

. . . you feel you must watch the rerun of Exodus Part 1, even though you have it recorded!

You watch the repeat and then go online to see if everybody else rewatched the epi.

You're talking about LOST at work, and are so upset about Boone dying that customers actually think someone you KNEW died.


Then again this is the store where the guys I work with now think I'm a Sith Lord. So maybe I'm just nuts, not obsessed at all!

* You watch the repeat and then go online to see if everybody else rewatched the epi.



That's fun. I like doing that.

. . . you feel you must watch the rerun of Exodus Part 1, even though you have it recorded!

:lol2: I did that! And it still made me cry, but even more this time.

You wake up in a cold sweat in the night thinking you're going to sleep through the season finale. :D

... when you dream you're making out with Sawyer. (And yes, you can envy me now :lol2: )

... when you dream you're making out with Sawyer. Posted by: Leandra (sry i cant get quotes to work)

Lmao i have been that dream before only not with sawyer!!

Please share more, Doms fan18 *g*

.... when you say stuff like "Locke would say..." or "You're behaving like Sawyer right now"

When you want the second season to start on Wednesday. As in this Wednesday.

..... you have already made the decision to name your next future dog Vincent. Boy or girl. Madison doesn't mind so I don't think the new dog would.

You've started playing 4 8 15 16 23 42 in the lottery -- AND YOU'RE AFRAID THAT YOU'LL WIN!!!!

You go to EVERY single Lost website for some tinnie tiny clue to what will happen next season

You go to different Lost forums to see what they say about certain things. (I do this sometimes)

The majority of your MySpace friends are characters from Lost.

When u go to a get one of numbers (4 8 15 16 23 42) on the lucky numbers of a fortune cookie and u are totaly creeped out about it.


Please share more, Doms fan18 *g*
No thats ok Leandra, those dream need to stay in my mind for only me to review :lol2:

The majority of your MySpace friends are characters from Lost.


HAHA! *raises hand*

YKYOWLW.....
You actually want school to start cause the next season starts around that time.

You watch the episodes on tape a million times.(I only have a few on tape and I do this)

You know you're obsessed with LOST when if you feel heavy turbulence on a plane you get excited, wondering if it'll turn into LOST, and start frantically staring at everyone around you on the plane, trying to figure out which people would be like which characters.

Read survival guides so you will be prepared when you crash on an island :D

Shriek fanatically when someone in your journalism class is reading the newspaper and you see an article about Lost, and you begin hovering over them and asking which day's newspaper it is.

Look thru your history book trying to find the pages on Locke and Rousseau

You're already calling dibs on who on the island you'll get if the plane you and a friend/family member are on crashes.

Think about what you would write to if you had to do a message in a bottle

Hey I wanna write a message in a bottle!

I have a thread here called Message in a Bottle, you can write what you would say if you had to write one ;D

Ok! That sounds awesome! I'll go post over there!

You know you're obsessed with LOST when if you feel heavy turbulence on a plane you get excited, wondering if it'll turn into LOST, and start frantically staring at everyone around you on the plane, trying to figure out which people would be like which characters.


LOL! :laugh: I can just picture people going up to strangers and saying "You'll be my Locke. You'll be my Hurley. And you two can be my Jin and Sun." ;D

YKYOWLW:

You start seeing people who look strangely like the actors but then once you get up close they don't look like any more.

YKYOWLW:

You see a program called "Numbers" in the digital cable guide and think about watching it because it might have more clues....

:-\

Cheers!
Emerald

"Wednesday" is now "LOSTday" "Tuesday" is now "ThedaybeforeLOSTday" and "Thursday" is "LOSTwasonyesterdayday"

Guilty.* And the worst part is- other people know what I'm talking about.* I have officially annoyed my friends to the point of converting to Lost.* *;D

-You have several sets of the finger tape and get all bent out of shape when one of them is lost/destroyed.
-You erased all the work out of a schoolbook so you could write your Lost theories in it.
-You squeal with delight whenever a VIP posts on The Fuselage
-You go riding on your Harley and ponder if any of the actors ride Harleys (which sounds like Hurley!!)
-You've spent over 10 hours making custom skins and clothing of Lost on the Sims 2...then have your own virtual island.

Guilty of making a little Lost Sim family ::)
When all your doodles in your notebooks say Lost or revolve around Lost

Guilty of the Sims stuff too... actually it turned out quite funny. I had Locke looking through the telescope and he got abducted by aliens :o And then he had alien twin babies... uhum...
And did you also find it very difficult to create a Sawyer Sim? There just doesn't seem to be the right hair for him and the face is so difficult to make too :(

... when Legolas & Co finally have to leave your walls because you're putting Lost posters there *g* And duh, I told myself once I've had enough of all my LOTR stuff I'll start decorating like a grown up woman and hang real pictures to my walls ::)

When talking about someone you don't like, you say that if you could you'd drop them off on some island in the Pacific and leave them for the polar bears.

You know you're obsessed with Lost when some of the supporting evidence in your essay on the SAT is a scenario that occured on Lost.

When your friends know your about to say something about Lost they groan.

... you are telling your friend that you will also remove your Pirates of the Caribbean posters, saying "And Jack Shepard has to go too...um... I mean Sparrow"

Your favorite part of 'Lords of Dogtown' was seeing William Mapother for five minutes. ;D

Your favorite part of 'Lords of Dogtown' was seeing William Mapother for five minutes.* ;D


HA !


You only officially joined the fuse in February and you have been logged in

32 days 6 hours 54 minutes

I actually found the Sawyer sim one of the easier to make but the Sayid and Charlie sim's would always come out looking like crap :P

i suck at making "custom" sims. can someone give me a link to theirs?? plz?

... when you desperately try to hide the numbers in the code of your website, but it just doesn't work out often enough :(
<--- NERD!

Your favorite part of 'Lords of Dogtown' was seeing William Mapother for five minutes.* ;D


William is in that movie? *goes to see it* lol

I didn't know William was in that movie!

Yep! He has a really small role, and it's hard to recognize him at first, but he's there! :biggrin:

When your friends know your about to say something about Lost they groan.


OMG! My friends do that too!!!

When u start quoting whole sceens in a resterunt and people start looking at u funny!

ooo i have one before i go to bed...

you know you're addicted to Lost when you skipped out on a REALLY IMPORTANT awards ceremony JUST to watch the season finale live.... :P (which, in all seriousness, i did....)

you know you're obsessed when:

you name your pets, iPod and car all after Lost characters.

Haha, I sometimes call my cat Lostzilla because he likes knocking over trees ;D
I don't have an iPod, but Majandra named hers Shannon, and I wish I could name my car Hurley, but then "Heinz-Harald" would probably be pissed and have the engine die or something ;)

i always type the word "Locke" instead of lock or like "look" or anything close, b/c i type his name so much on here, it sub conscious...haha :P

I dunno if I said this before but..........................When someone finds out the cast e-mail addy and replies back and forth to them.

I dunno if I said this before but..........................When someone finds out the cast e-mail addy and replies back and forth to them.


Whoa. How on earth would someone find out the real email addresses of the cast? Did you??? 8)

You start looking for the numbers EVERYWHERE

Whoa. How on earth would someone find out the real email addresses of the cast? Did you???* 8)



Hey I never said a word.

You start looking for the numbers EVERYWHERE


like on math finals....yea :lol2:

You hear something about the Fuselage on TV and think immediately of this board and then the one on the show.

You have a list of replies based on quotes from the show.
"Don't tell me what I can't do!"
"I'm right behind you Jack-***"
"You are blocking my light, sticks" and so on.


Yup, I use them...


You build a golf course on your backyard.


Tryed, but my mom almost killed me..LOL


You have a 3 page list of names for Claire's baby.


**Trys to look innosent**Nope! Ok, ok, I did it!


You are now fluent in Spanish, Korean, and French.


I'm fluent in spanish, because I'm mexican, but am learning french!!


You are reading Watership Down looking for subliminal messages.


Not yet...LOL


You are throwing briefcases off buildings and/or trees to test their resistance.


Haven't gone up a tree, but am planning on doing it....LOL


You are starting your own knive collection.


**smiles innosently**


You hear the word LOST, and start raving like a raving lunatic about what happened in the last episode.


TOTALLY GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!

When you start talking about LOST as if it were really, really, real!! LOL

someone says the words:

plane
wheelchair
rock
ship
eye
etc..

and you look up and go "what? who's talking about lost?"

I don't have an iPod, but Majandra named hers Shannon,


Hmpf... I was goin to say that... and I wish I could name my PC Boone, then I would be able to stick Shannon into Boone... *coughs* ... now that would be totally wrong, of course... *thinks about re-naming her iPod Boone and her PC Shannon*

But - as I said before - I'm too afraid my PC would be crashing constantly, if I named it Boone... ::)

(I'm sure it's statistically really interesting to have someone in 2 plane crashes within 1 month ::))

You get a "Grumpy Dwarf" shirt because it says "Get Lost" on it... :)

....When you prefer to watch the news on ABC because they might show a Lost preview. (not that I have done this..... ::) )

^ haha...or like today, when my mom was calling to me that Josh was on Access Hollywood, and all I heard her yell was "mfff mff LOST mff mff" and i came RUNNING!! haha :P

that my mom yells at me to come watch whenever something Lost comes on tv

... when you make the page source of your webpage look like this: (on PURPOSE!)

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main iframe here</iframe>
<iframe allowtransparency="true" src="blog.htm" name="B" style="position:absolute; left:648; top:42; width:323px; height:160px" frameborder=0 marginwidth="8" marginheight="8" border="0">
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Just the 7 in the first number is sort of annoying, but it didn't work out otherway without ruining the design ;D

...you search the web for any LOST fanfic

...not finding any about Locke, you start your own yahoo group

... you even watch the reruns without any distractions

....between Wednesdays, you watch the eps you have on tape

....you see THE NUMBERS everywhere

....you actually consider bidding on items at ebay that once belonged to
Terry O'Quinn

....you name your new kitten after a character

...your family and friends know everything about the show, though they don't watch

you see a street sign that says "Lockwood Road"....see the name "Abrams"....use the name "John"......and then proceed to realize the subliminal and subconscious signs that are being sent to you.... :P

You freak out every time you pass the road called Sawyer Road.

You see signs that say things like "Jack", "Locke" and "Arz" (not quite, but close enough* ;)) and do a double a take to make sure you aren't seeing things.

You see signs that say things like "Jack", "Locke" and "Arz" (not quite, but close enough ;)) and do a double a take to make sure you aren't seeing things.


YES!!! like today, my friends and I were aimless driving around the back roads of my neighborhood and every so often i would see a sign like "Lockwood Rd" and i would think to myself "i'm not going to day anything, i'm NOT going to say anything..."

You freak out every time you pass the road called Sawyer Road.


Woah! I do that too, cause Sawyer Road is right near the airport nearest me.

you accidentally call a friend or co-worker a character name because they remind you of them

Start a Lost club at your college. I am so ashamed they didn't have one. Something had to happen! They have Harry Potter...why can't they have Lost??

TheMole171 - LOVE YOUR AVATAR! That has to be my favorite Johnny picture. My mom bought the poster for me...in black and white..for Christmas. He's gorgeous and very good looking for 42.

Your best friend, who doesn't watch LOST, tells you: If I hear one more thing about that show I'm not calling you anymore! And you have to think about it. //
You rush to the store and buy all the bumper stickers that say: Don't follow me, I'm LOST!
You change your anniversary date and childrens birthdays and pin numbers to THE NUMBERS.
You request THE NUMBERS for your new charge card.
You think your in love with Kate and your husband does too.
You call in dead.
Your Doctor insist her name is not Jack!
You call every 900 number looking for a spoiler.

When you suggest playing I never the way Sawyer played but you have to play it a different way. (Did this yesterday)

when you call your friend about seeing a movie but really end up talking about Lost for 2 hours

When you start FLIPPING OUT at intersections like this one...

http://www.teresco.org/pics/signs/20040601/us1us23us301ga4ga15ga23ga121.jpg

:o

When your copy of Watership Down gets soaking wet and you want to take a picture of it and say "See..this is what would happen if Watership Down had really washed ashore...." :laugh:

When you start FLIPPING OUT at intersections like this one...

http://www.teresco.org/pics/signs/20040601/us1us23us301ga4ga15ga23ga121.jpg

:fear3:

That's an evil, evil intersection!


When your copy of Watership Down gets soaking wet and you want to take a picture of it and say "See..this is what would happen if Watership Down had really washed ashore...." :laugh:


lol I love it! Now it's just like Sawyer's.* :)

When you start FLIPPING OUT at intersections like this one...

http://www.teresco.org/pics/signs/20040601/us1us23us301ga4ga15ga23ga121.jpg

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:
that's great

When you come out of your boss' office after being raked over the coals, you look at your co-workers and say, "I have looked into the eye of the office."

When buying a new pair of glasses, you ask the clerk, "Do you have one that is black on one side and white on the other?"

:lol2: Jane, I love both of those.

:lol2: Jane, I love both of those.


Thanks. ::takes a bow::

:D

After listening to coworkers go on about there favorite shows for months you finally ask if anyone watches lost. After one co worker says, "no i think it is stupid", You refuse to speak to her for the rest of the day. True Story.

You get into a debate over whether what Jin is passing around would be considered Sushi or Sashimi. Another true story.

You flip out on a Thursday when you didn't get a chance to watch Lost the night before but have it saved on TiVo and plan to watch it after school and the person behind you in 1st period mentions it and you go "Nooo, please don't talk about it, I haven't seen the episode yet!!"

True story.

You flip out on a Thursday when you didn't get a chance to watch Lost the night before but have it saved on TiVo and plan to watch it after school and the person behind you in 1st period mentions it and you go "Nooo, please don't talk about it, I haven't seen the episode yet!!"


lol!* :lol2: It'd be hilarious if you asked him to spoiler font his conversation!

^ i did that once...i was talking to someone online and i was like "DON'T TELL ME ANYTHING!!! SPOILER FONT IT!!!" and he was like... "ummm what are you talking about??".

When your friends want to go to the beach and you say, "No. It's safer in the caves!"

Oh, I'm just now seeing this thread, so pardon me if I repeat any points of addiction/obsession already covered, but:

LOCKEFAN'S TOP FIVE SURE SIGNS OF FULL-BLOWN OBSESSION WITH "LOST":

1.* You literally turn off the phone (as in, ringer and all), bolt the doors, close the windows, and leave a special message on your answering machine, chastising anyone for DARING/being utterly clueless enough to call during "Lost"!

2.* As an additional step, you have already told EVERYONE you know NOT to call during "Lost".* (Yet they always do call at precisely 8:01 p.m. EST [10:01 p.m. in the summer season] on Wednesday night anyway, don't they?* WHY is that?)

2.* You have piles of work to do but CANNOT look away from this site *lol*!

3.* You sit bolt upright in the middle of the night and suddenly, for no apparent reason, sing out:* "The numbers are bad!* The numbers are bad!"

4.* You wonder, okay, today is Tuesday at 1:29 p.m., so how many more hours and minutes is it until I get my "Lost" fix?

5.* You realize:* "If loving "Lost" is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

(P.S.* Frighteningly, all of the above are TRULY LIVE facts about me...well, except for number 3, that was writer's embellishment *lol*!* But I really have four out of five of the above list of symptoms.* My name is Lockefan and I'm a Lostaholic.* Thank GOODNESS!* Wu HU!* It all comes down to number 5!

When you start FLIPPING OUT at intersections like this one...

http://www.teresco.org/pics/signs/20040601/us1us23us301ga4ga15ga23ga121.jpg


AUGH!! CREEPY!!

You keep telling people, "Don't tell me what I can't do!"

:lol2: Good one!

You go to the shops and ask for a Driveshaft cd and even sing "Come on everybody." to the shop assistant.
:D :D :D REALLY good one! ROFLMBO!

...Isn't it "You are everybody!"? Either way, ROFLMBO! :lol2: :laugh: :-*

^ its "you ALL everybody" :P

^ its "you ALL everybody" :P

:lol2: :laugh:* YESSS!* "You all everybody!"* omg, just thinking of Charlie's "delivery" of that line gets me ROFLMBO!* Could he be any more adorable than he is?*

*Answer Key:* Nope, not possible!* :D

When you start FLIPPING OUT at intersections like this one...

http://www.teresco.org/pics/signs/20040601/us1us23us301ga4ga15ga23ga121.jpg


Oh. My. God. Is that for real, or is it photoshoppe? Either way, it's awesome. ^_^

YKYOWLW...

You have an entire section on your iPod for music from Lost

That's so awesome! Does anyone know if they'll come out with CDs of the score and/or songs that have been on Lost?

^ they'd BEST....i LOVE all the music...AND i love the fact that they record it live for each eppy based on the emotions of the scenes...

Yeah, a LOST CD would be awesome, but I want my Driveshaft album first! ;)

Thinking about when I go to the beach how I'll either be looking for Sawyer's tent or making a raft :D :D

^ :lol2: And I, too, want to see a Driveshaft CD.

when you're with your freinds, they ask if anyone wants to play a game, and your first choice is always backgammon

you keep oceanicflight815.com up in the background while you work b/c the music on it is so nice...

You visit the boards at least once a day in case you've missed any significant news.

you go to spoilerfix.net to see if there is anything new.

When your lab tries to follow you out the door you shout, "GO BACK, VINCENT!"

When someone asks for suggestions for a tropical/island themed party, you suggest the following:

Games - Pin the tail on the polar bear, I Never
Food - Guava, passion fruit, coconut, boar...
Decorations - flowers, palm trees, beechcraft full of heroin

When your teacher says "you all" to get the class queit and immediately think of Charlie's song "You all everybody."

When your co-worker (and fellow LOST fan) stands in the doorway and says, "Okay ... I'm lost ..." [and it has nothing to do with the show] and you reply, "You're LOST? No, that's on Wednesdays, this is Thursday." {True, just happened! LOL}

Sad ...

When you actually get Charlie's song "You All Everybody" in your head and can't get it out just like any "real" song you hear on the radio.

When you get home from the office and pour the sand out of your shoes and pick the twigs out of your hair. ;)

You know that you are lost when you get on a plane and are scared because you are not sitting in the middle of the plane and think that on Lost everyone in the front and back did not make it except the pilot.

You also know that you are lost when you think that the day that you get home from vacation the Lost rerun is one from season one and when you realize that you slept through it your could kick youself.

You name the cat you addopted Jackson Charles after your two favorite Lost characters.

. . . . on your flight home across the Gulf of Mexico you think to yourself, "Darn!, If only we had departed from Sydney!". . .

...it starts to dominate your cellphone information. Like greetings, sounds, images...

. . . you spend hours working on The Fusies Nominations Awards Maze
while simultaneously reviewing your copies of the Season One Eppys!
Then pimp the "Maze" whenever you get the chance!

By the way the Maze starts here:

http://www.thefuselage.com/threaded/index.php?topic=19526.new#new

When family members stare to long at the scenery, you tease them for "Pulling a Kate".

When you hear simple ordinary phrases like:

"Dude!",

"Where are we?",

"Did you see that?",

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5",

"How does something like that happen?"

"They're all dead!"

"Whatever the case may be",

"He probably died of a massive myocardial infarction . . .",

"If we can't live together, we're gonna die alone!",

"I know you made me a promise, but I'm letting you off the hook!",

"Ya know, kids are like dogs . . .",

. . . . for some reason you automatically think of LOST!

:angel:

When you hear something about a plane crash and think of Lost.

When someone tells me to do something, I say "Don't tell me what I can't do"!!!!!

When we got our teacup daschund I wanted to name her Locke. But she weighs less than 2 pounds. ;D

When one of my stubborn Golden Retrievers (we say he has rocks in his head) refuses to come inside, I say "He's one of the others"

When I flew to CO not long ago, I actually looked at the rear of the plane and imagined it ripping off and passengers flying out. I was relieved to be in the front....I sat at 9B and was trying to remember who sat there! ::)

I've pre-ordered my Lost DVD and keep checking on it's delivery status even tho I KNOW it won't be shipped till September but hey!

You go to the library and check out not one, but two copies, of Watership Down and Prey to see if there are any connections between the books and the plot. One copy of each for yourself, and a copy of each for your best bud , who if he can't watch the show with you because he is working, you tape it for him (while you watch it), and watch it again when he gets home, and then again later, after everyone has gone to bed.
And then when you get to Chapter 48 in Watership Down and the chapter is titled "Dea ex Machina " you freak out and scream outloud, " Are there any connections? Hah! Are there any connections!?! These writers are brilliant!" and your 9 yr. old looks at you like you've lost your ever lovin' mind. :wacko:

You decide to buy "Prey" because of the post above you! :lol2:

And then when you get to Chapter 48 in Watership Down and the chapter is titled "Dea ex Machina " you freak out and scream outloud, " Are there any connections? Hah! Are there any connections!?! These writers are brilliant!"


And guess who owned the copy of Watership Down in Lost? And guess who had a terrible accident in Deus Ex Machina...

Everytime you "locke" the front door ... you think of LOST!

... you listen to you Harry Potter audio books and listen very carefully to find clues for Lost before realising that there won't be any... ::)

When you are watching Madagascar and scenes start to remind you of Lost. Those who want to go home and those who don’t (in better form the good and bad side). The dead pilot in tree makes you wonder if he was a Nigerian priest and the plane in a tree not to far away, brings back all too well a very disturbing scene. The lemur trying to wake up Alex “wakey wakey” you almost wonder if he is going to hit Alex over the head and then tie him to a tree in a jungle of mystery.

When next you fly, you never use the bathrooms in the rear of the plane ... remembering Rose's husband.

When you go see Hayao Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle with your 6-year-old son, and when the scarecrow guy named TURNIP-HEAD shows up, you lean over and whisper to him "oh no, the Others are coming for him!", but then realize there's no way he's going to get that joke, as he's managed to never watch LOST. And also that's really not that funny. But hey, another Turnip-Head!

When you go see Hayao Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle with your 6-year-old son, and when the scarecrow guy named TURNIP-HEAD shows up, you lean over and whisper to him "oh no, the Others are coming for him!", but then realize there's no way he's going to get that joke, as he's managed to never watch LOST. And also that's really not that funny. But hey, another Turnip-Head!


Wow. I want to see that movie a million times more than I already did now. ;D


When you find out that you're sitting in the front of the plane during an overseas trip and assure your mom that it's all right because the people in the front of the plane survived (mostly).

And guess who owned the copy of Watership Down in Lost? And guess who had a terrible accident in Deus Ex Machina...


Stop that!

goes off to wonder who owned 'A Wrinkle in Time'

When you are watching Madagascar and scenes start to remind you of Lost.


:lol:

I haven't seen Madagascar yet, only the trailers, but they totally reminded me on LOST. The island only made me think: OMG! LOST! and then I started to think which of the Madagascar characters is closest to which Lost character. I thought the lion was totally like Jack!

When you keep asking your parents, "Are we lost?" and they know what your talking about and tell you, "Don't ever say that again." And you do.

I did that on the way to the Family Reunion on Friday. :P

you know you're obessed when...

you went on a plane, wore, your Lost shirt, chanted the numbers, and PRAYED you could be stranded on the island with them....and not gon on vacation....

When you're watching TV and a Trix commercial comes on and you freak out because the kids were sitting in Row 23.

When you read this article (http://www.wftv.com/news/4628203/detail.html) and wonder if the guy was related to Hurley. Hmmmm...

when you're listening to the news, you hear something about the missing Holloway and it throws you into a panic

you find a small model plane in your room and wonder if kate had stopped by....

You start watching that knife auction channel in hopes of getting a cool one for Terry's/Locke's birthday!

You go to care.org to try and arrange a C.A.R.E. package to be dropped on the island when you realize that "a thousand miles off course" isn't quite enough directions to get it there.

You go to care.org to try and arrange a C.A.R.E. package to be dropped on the island when you realize that "a thousand miles off course" isn't quite enough directions to get it there.




hahahaha!

When some random dude in a coffee shop asks if you want to play backgammon with him and you respond "dude, you're not going to tell me a miracle happened to you, are you?".

When some random dude in a coffee shop asks if you want to play backgammon with him and you respond "dude, you're not going to tell me a miracle happened to you, are you?".


That's funny!* Did that really happen to you?* What did the guy say?

Would have been a hoot if he'd held up each piece and said you could be light or dark!* :o

I actually did! I was hoping he would've got it, alas, I just got the stink-eye. Then I whooped him! He owes me $83,000!

I actually did! I was hoping he would've got it, alas, I just got the stink-eye. Then I whooped him! He owes me $83,000!


His loss ... or should I say he was truly LOST?* LOL* $83,000, eh?* Bet he's sorry he isn't a fan of the show!

:lol2: