Well i'm shifting thru the oceanic air site, actually converting teh flashes to fla to creep thru the actionscript, but here's something I found for the source of the /seatingchart.htm

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I would like to inform my financial institutions that I will be late making my September mortgage payment as I am STRANDED ON A FRIGGIN' ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
Please have the Government send a search team immediately. OR don't. Shouldn't all the taxes I pay cover an expense like that?
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Real or not, who knows, but it's on an official site.

and i forgot to note, any reason he'd be capitalizing government?