*plays Let's Get It Started by........... I forget......... Outkast?*


it's by the Black Eyed Peas... though that's the edited title/version... personally i like it better than the original

Congrats Nicholee
For so many posts
And for the party
And all of those toasts

*tries to think of something wicked to do *:devil:*

Now, let's be sly
And quick as a cannon
Let's go pry Sayid
Right off of Shannon! *:jump:
Wondeful idea!
*heads for the beach* :devil:

I wish Will could have come!

--Shannon, we love you, but we are quite determined. You must let loose for just a little while.

No, no, no, we won't muss your hair ... but i see you have a fresh manicure :devil:

See, that wasn't so hard ! We promise to bring him back completely unharmed.--

``Now Sayid ...

*grabs Sayid and runs glides away with him.*

I don't know who I want to fangirl anymore. I'm starting to crush on Josh Holloway a little (I've seen him on so many interviews that it's just been rubbing off on me. In a good way.) but yet, I still love Dom and his cheekiness. I'm so confoozled now. ???

I'm sorry, that was very random. Please ignore my rambling. :lol2:

I like both Josh and Dom. I can't stand Charlie though, but I love Sawyer. :)

It seems that Sawyer is starting to move away from sad and pensive girl to happy mother! I give him brownie points for getting better taste but he better not try and steal her away from Charlie. *readies pitchfork and torch for Sawyer*

*hopes Sawyer "steals" Claire from Charlie*

Oh, i most definitely prefer Dom and Ian...not too fond of anyone else, really.

Marina :angel:

Mmmmm Ian. I lurve Ian. :)

Yeah, I wan't a big Boone fan when the show first started, but I AM a believer now!

*gets back to partying, so as not to bring the mood down*

Marina

*runs through tossing pink confetti and tentbanger jello shots*

Open wide!

I want some! So does Sayid.

YAY! *Alcohol and pink confetti! *This is a great party!

Marina

*downs one jello shot and reaches for another*

*has stolen Sawyer from his tent*

I think I might do a body shot off of him...

*deftly tosses a jello shot to Nicholee*

*hand delivers one three to Sayid* :whistling2:

*does a tentbanger jello body shot off of Sawyer*

*looks for Sayid* Who stole my Sayid?!

Sayid? Was he here? :angel:

*scoots Sayid toward the curtain in the back*

Ooooh Sayiiiiiid. Wheeeeeere areeee yoooooou.

*does more body shots off of Sawyer*

*Drance stands in front of Sayid and me to protect us from fangirls*

Sayid and I are running away together because he's confused me with Shannon due to the fact that we have very similar cheekbones (Yes, that's a mistake anyone could make).

*gasp* My Sayid is gone! *cries*

Oh well.

*returns to doing body shots*

I was watching something with Sean *swoon* Maher in it and Maggie Grace was also in it. People were doing body shots off of her, but not Sean *swoon* Maher's character.

Sayid has returned to me!

*does body shots off of Sayid*

* * because Sawyer just nicknamed *nic * flirty * *i brought a special drink that was tested out last night in DIMPLES

* * * SOUTHERN * PERVERT * FLIRT * * *

* * *and * a variation on Kate's drink

* *
* * *NASTY *FLIRTY *GIRL

* * *

*


* * *

*downs a Southern Pervert Flirt and a Nasty Flirty Girl*
Yummy!

*drinks a Southern Pervert Flirt and throws more pink confetti*

I hope y'all have a good clean up crew up here in Business Class. :lol2:

I get the feeling that someone is going to try and steal Sawyer!

*hides Sawyer*

*has Drance clean up First Class*

It's almost 1 a.m. here. Now that Sayid and Shannon are done preparing for world domination in First Class, I think I will return shortly.

I see you Nicholee !!

*starts pelting Nicholee with jello shots*

If you're not careful you're going to make a2m have a psychotic episode! :o

:lol2: Malee! *They should have been doing that on the Upper Deck...

*downs jello shots* Yummy! Damsel, we can share Sawyer!

*sees Ian walk in* :devil:

Hey did anyone from DIMPLES bring any of those Bend Me Over Sawyer's Tent drinks?

:lol2: Malee! *They should have been doing that on the Upper Deck...


If I ever get into Upper Deck, I'll let them use that space.

Sugar, not that I know of.* We need more drinks!* Oh cheescake too.

BTW, Congrats, Nicholee...I'm gonna see if we can talk Sawyer into mixing up a batch of those...

Thanks, and he really should!

*sprays Sawyer with whipped cream*

::saunters in to party::

i brought some Bend Me Over Sawyer's Tent drinnks!. who wants one?.

:)

Switch, glad you could make it! I want one.

Sawyer cannot possibly tend bar. He is ... uh ... otherwise occupied. *;)

*tosses Sugar the recipe book*

Mix 'em up girl ! *:)

*tiptoes away innocently* *:angel:

::hands drink to Flirty::

i'd never miss a party with Sawyer!. :P

*puts cherries on top of the whipped cream on Sawyer*

*drinks the Bend Me Over Sawyer's Tent*

OK i made 2 new drinks

* IRAQI FINGER TORTURE * * * *a flaming drinkie

and

* IRAQI FINGER PLEASURE * *note the chocolate liqueur * * and chocolate sauce around the rim of glass

ok, Sheba, I think your turn is up....

*begins to lick the whipped cream off of Sawyer* :P

I want two of each please.

*eats the sundae off of Sawyer*

IRAQI FINGER PLEASURE * *note the chocolate liqueur * * and chocolate sauce around the rim of glass

OH, i'd like to try this one, please!

Marina

*takes Sawyer to the "Candyshop"* ;)

Hey don't forget the chickens!

*Drinks a tentbanger and parades around riding a chicken*

*attacks the chickens*

*jumps onto another chicken after Nicholee attacks the first one*

*drinks another tentbanger*

*passes around the HURLEY *BANG A GONG * *GET IT ON * *BEER BONG

::giggles drunkenly at the chickens::

so what if i.ve had a few Bend Me Over Sawyer's Tent drinks?. :lol2:

I have 1,102 posts in the group ship area! If games posts counted I would have 2,560 posts.

More drinks!

*sneaks over to the speaker and turns the music up*

*gets back on chicken and continues parade*

I need to pee.

*sings to the chickens*

I need to pee.*

*sings to the chickens*


*brings Hurley over to Nicholee* :devil:

*pees drunkly on Hurley's foot*

It's now officially a party. ;D

It's now officially a party.* ;D
Sorry, but I think you missed the party. :(

Actually, I was referring to the urination. It's not a party unless there's public urination of some kind.

Or the cops show up.

It's like a law or something.

What, *I missed this for wine tasting?!?!?! **!@#$%*

Did theG do the worm?!?! *Did I miss that?!?! *

Well Nicolee, congratul . . . .are you peeing on Hurley's foot?!?! *Man, I missed a good party. **hrmpf*

*pushes some chickens out of the way looking for a Bend Me Over the Tent*

Why Sawyer, no, no strip poker for me *. . . it's Nicolee's special day, I think she might like a game. * ;)

Oh, Nicoleeeeeeeeee!!!

::passes a Bend Me Over Sawyer's Tent to TRoss::


yay partay!

hmmm....

it seems like this partay may have died...

::drunkenly walks over to Sawyer and falls asleep::

drags Sawyer and switch back to DIMPLES and puts switch near the fire

aww the party died and I missed it??!!! BOO

well I've done enough partying tonight anyway

I'm going back to DIMPLES for Sawyer cuddle time!!

If I can make it back there without bumping into something....

I'm not sure but I think I passed out next to Sayid. Hmmm. Wait no, it had to be Hurley since I peed on his foot.

NOTE: Never leave Sayid and Shannon alone together in First Class.

NOTE: Find someone to clean up in here.*

Now I'm going to go cuddle with Sawyer.

I missed the party last night :( Probably cause I was at a real party and then I got sick and came home and went to bed :-[

No way I'm cleaning up this mess.

*wanders back to Premium Economy*

***waves*** Hi guys! I finally made it! :jump1:

*yells from First Class in a hushed tone as to not wake up Sayid and Shannon*

Just in time to clean up the mess!

:P it's my turn to jump sorry have to do it :jump1: :jump1: :-*

Congrats, car! ;D I shall make it someday... I know it.

Congrats Nicholee and Car88win!

As the two newest members, I think you have the honor of cleaning this place up :P

Congrats Carwin!!!

Finally a few new members.....hopefully we'll keep this thread alive

I plan on keeping the First Class thread alive.* You'll see what I mean.

Err...yes. Congrats, car!

Hopefully I'll get there soon GG to keep you company, or at least try to :-\

Feel free to visit.* Drance has the day off today.

*kicks an empty martini glass across the room*

Well, then, is there anything to eat around here? I'm hungry.

I'm hungry too.......any chocolate bars? lol

You think we could call up a bakery and order a cake? I kinda want cake.

MMMMMMMMMM CAKE!!!

I'm going to get huge....

*is on the phone ordering cake from a bakery*

Well, yes, one angel cake with white sugar frosting and one chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. Thank you!

yum yum yum!!! I'll have a piece of each :-X

*greets the delivery man at the door*

Hey, does anyone have any money?

Don't look at me I'm cleaning ;)

*takes the cakes and slams the door without paying*

ooooo you naughty girl! :o *runs my finger over the icing* mmmmmm that's good!

Welcome Car!

So are you guys ready for another party?

I feel like I'm talking to myself right now since I'm double-posting.

Malee kicked Shannon and Sayid out of First Class and down into Coach so I went down there and saved them. They shall now hang out up here with us. I hope you gals don't mind, and if you do I don't care. They are staying.

*goes off with Shannon to discuss makeup and such*

*throws a shoe at the corner*

Shannon and Sayid made a wall using blankets and pillows and are playing World Domination again. I made Shannon look even prettier than she already is and Sayid just couldn't resist.

*plays Mr. Brightside* I've never heard this song before...

Don't feel so lonely XxNicholeexX! *sneaks up from Economy* :laugh: Here I brought you some tentbangers and a Sawyer Heart On ;)

*quickly kills the music* That song is horrible!

Yay! I don't have to talk to myself anymore! *downs one tentbanger and a Sawyer Heart On* Thanks. :)

*plays Mr. Brightside* I've never heard this song before...

* Yeah, I snuck up from Economy too! *Hi, Nicholee!

Marina

Geesh it's alot nicer up here than economy :laugh:

Yeah, unfortunately I can't hang out too long, cuz I have tunes to spin. Have fun all!

Marina

Hi Nicholee! ::waves::

Salty, did you bring Sawyer?

Hey my lovely Finacee! *hugs*

Of course I brought Sawyer! I was able to tear him away from a2m paws for a mintue. Shhh...don't let her find out :lol2:

*starts to do the Sawyer Locomotion with Sawyer* :D

*does the Sawyer Locomotion*

*plays World Domination with Sawyer* *coughcough*

*congas through Business Class tossing pink and Sawyer Green confetti*

~~ Sawyer Sawyer Locke kick ~~

The Sawyer Song now that's a great song to play :lol2: *oh god i think my suitemate is going to strangle me* I've played the Sawyer song one to many times around here ;) :D

I'm going to make out with Sawyer :lol2: :P

I say we do some body shots off of Sawyer :lol2:

That will be the best drink of my life :angel:

Well I'll do a Southern Pervert Flirt and tentbanger off him! *takes body shot off of Sawyer* Oh yes, that was good :laugh:

Body shot? Sawyer? ;D

well well well I get disconnected come back and I'm trying to be serious and someone has led Sawyer here I guess that's OK he knows who he's going home with and in whose arms he's gonna be
that would be mine by the way :lol2: :lol2:

*plays the Sawyer song*

*runs off and plays World Domination with Sawyer*

::sings along with the Sawyer song::

I was once an airplane...

Why do I miss all of the parties around here?

Make room! Make room! I will be here (again) soon! And then WS, we will party!

Shannon and Sayid are playing World Domination again... They need to hurry up and finish so that I can girl talk with Shannon.

*stretched out on the couch*

I think it's time for a nap.

Yo, White Sapphire, this one's for you, let's get this party started!


White Sapphire is Varda behaving up there? . . . Never mind I just read the posts . . . get off of those

chandeliers!



Taps on WS shoulder

Congratulations!

ETA:(On the new job)

Pours melted smores all over her head . . .

*Runs back towards Premium but accidentally slips on messy floor and slams into wall . . . splat*


:angel:

*wakes up*

Huh? i have swung on any chandeliers in a while . . .

*rubs eyes*

Be careful what you wish for!

Pours melted Dove Dark on WS head!

*runs back to Premium Econ*


Why do I miss all of the parties around here?


:angel:

*curses Hiram, then walks over to the bathroom only to find that Sayid and Shannon have locked themselves in*

Let's see, if memory serves, they are not the first *cough* members *cough* of the Mile High Club on this flight!

:angel:

Tee hee! And who might that be Hiram?

Could it be . . . Satan . . . wait that was something else . . .

I would have hoped it would have been more memorable then that, what with the turbulence and all!

Tosses some butterscotch chips into bri's hair! *runs . . . ,while looking back at bri, . . .into wall . . .splat*

:angel:

Hiram, if you're not careful, you're gonna end up as wallpaper. ;D

*gets a giant bottle of superglue and slimes Hiram's back and glues him to the wall*

Try to get loose from that without losing 4 layers of skin!!!

*tosses a crown balloon on his head making a big splash*

Try to get loose from that without losing 4 layers of skin!!!


*cough*or hair*cough*

I was practicing all day except when I was at school and I am lost. Why is Hiram being all erm weird and on the wall?

Putting Hiram on the wall is the new interior decorating trend. ;D

*the glue begins to loosen from Hiram and the wall,
thanks to the little known fact that the alcohol in Crown Royal dissolves superglue*

*one arm free, left leg, right leg, ouch, my butt is free, I needed that haircut, ah I'm free, BWAH HA HA HA Hahahahaha*

*breaks more Crown balloons over his head to get rid of the last traces of glue, takes a sip or two and . . . *

OK, ladies where are ya?

*taps on bri's shoulder*

Hey Beautiful!

*shoves a lemon meringue pie into her face, runs . . . *

:angel:

Uh oh. This looks like it's gonna get messy.

*exit stage right*

:whistling2:

So this is where eveyone's hiding? Was that a pie I just saw fly across the room? *ducks and scoots back to Economy*

Marina

*glues Hiram back onto the wall*. ;D

:w00t: ::grabs lemon meringue pie:: I can finally make my creation! ::buys a Snickers bar. Dips it into pie:: YAY! ::shows everyone:: This, my friends, is what you call a 'lemony snicket.'

BWAH!

If you need me, I'll be over here...laughing hysterically over "lemony snicket". ;D

:w00t: ::grabs lemon meringue pie:: I can finally make my creation! ::buys a Snickers bar. Dips it into pie:: YAY! ::shows everyone:: This, my friends, is what you call a 'lemony snicket.'


:roflmao:

*licks pie off of her face*

Good thing I love meringue!!! It is dee-lish!

*takes a bag full of melted chocolate chips and pours it all over Hiram's head and laughs*

Take that you trickster!

Once again,

*Pours a broken Crown Royal balloon on his head making the Superglue begin to dissolve*

*the glue begins to loosen from Hiram and the wall,
thanks to the little known fact that the alcohol in Crown Royal dissolves superglue*

*one arm free, left leg, right leg, ouch, my butt is free, I didn't really need another haircut, ah but I'm free,
BWAH HA HA HA Hahahahaha*

*breaks more Crown balloons over his head to get rid of the last traces of glue, takes a sip or two and . . . *

XxNicholeexX you better back away, . . . I have my biomorphic chaodai sidearm copy with full on electronics package, and I am in full gun Kata position ready to fire . . . superglue shields up!

Fires wide salvo of lemon meringue pies in XxNicholeexX's direction! BAMM ! ! ! Three Direct Hits!

:angel:

Mmmm pie. *eats pie*

Hello every........*pie flies past head*

What the.......? Guess it's not safe to come visiting yet.

*ducks another pie and backs away quickly*

Marina :lol2:

Its crazy in here! Don't come into the pies!


Hiram--where did you get that crown balloon? I thought I drank them all!

*is still eating pie*

*starts eating a strawberry-rhubarb pie*

ooohhh! Where'd you get that WS? I need one to cream Hiram's face!

*grabs Hostess whoopie pies and starts chucking them at people*

Hey! Save that for your birthday party! What would you like ?A Toga party? A lot of balloons? Quick tell me what you want, what you really really want!

*Has pie all over her mouth.*

I dunno. I just found it over there. *points*

*looks over ther and sees about 35 pies under Hiram's seat*

*gasps* He's holding out for a war!!!

*takes some pies and sneaks up behind Hiram and creams his ears*

So where did all of the cheescake from First Class go? I really want some.

ah Ha!* Hugs bri with one hand and one bye one takes the pies
and smears them all over her from the top of her head to the bottom
of her toes with the other hand!

:angel:

List:
1. BurningStar4
2. Ophelia
3. WhiteSapphire
4. peanutbutter101
5. XxNicholeexX
6. car88win
7. bri_nic23

I actually don't know about the first four really being in that order. *shrugs*

Yea I think that's right.....

Whoa! I didn't notice IBR made it back to Business Class. Congrats IBR!

I think that we should throw Bri a party.

Congrats to Bri :) :)

Thank Goddard you're almost in First Class, Star! It's so boring up here. I spent the entire day making a Shannon/Sayid/their future child scrapbook.

Awww...

Unfortunately GG, soon after I get into First Class you'll probably be in Upper Deck....what a vicious cycle

Probably not. I need around 700 more posts, whereas you only need only around 100 to make it to the next level.

Very true....at least we will party hard in First Class being two hardcore liberals and all :P

Damn straight!

Only 99 more GG and you shall no longer be alone.....temporarily ;)

No one really comes on the 'Lage anymore. There's nothing to talk about. It'll take me forever to get to the Upper Deck. What's after the Upper Deck? Has anyone made it farther than that?

I don't think anyone has made it further then Upper Deck. When games counted WS and Varda made it but I don't think they made it past that.

I know what you mean, no one is ever on anymore and it doesn't help that we keep having weeks of repeats so there is nothing new to talk about.

I think co-pilot may be after upper deck, but I'm not really sure.

Yeah, people are not on as much anymore. *shrugs* I know I've been here less often for sure.

I don't really like the new crowd that's coming in...* :-\

Yeah. I wonder a lot if it's them or me.

It's definitely them. I hate to be so negative, but they really need to learn some forum etiquette.

I'm here! Throw me a party!

*throws confetti into the air*

*wheels in a tub of salsa*

*jumps into the tub of salsa*

Sorry, guys. I just couldn't help myself.

Fun!

*jumps into the salsa too*

*brings Sawyer*.

*fills a water gun with salsa, minus the chunks of tomato*

:angel:

*Flings salsa at theG.*

*Runs into the middle of the salsa shooting*

*flings salsa at bri*

*sprays WS with whipped cream*

*runs away with Sawyer and the whipped cream*

Woo hoo!!! Bring me some chips so I can scrape myself up!

*licks whipped cream*

*decides that whipped cream and salsa are not a good mix*

*throws chips at IBR*

*does a belly flop into the salsa tub*

*throws chips at Bri*

*jumps into the hot tub with Sawyer*

*turns up her nose at the salsa-bits in the hot tub*

*turns the hot tub temperature all the way up*

Ow! That's hot!

*jumps out of hot tub*

*throws a can of whipped cream at WS and hits her in the head*

*sings* It's getting hot in here so lets take off all our clothes!

*has a giant cartoon-ish bump on her head*

*is dizzy and falls over*

*sings* It's getting hot in here so lets take off all our clothes!
*takes off Sawyer's clothes* *sprays Bri with whipped cream*

*is passed out on the floor*

Don't you think I am wet enough?!?

*sprays the passed out WS with whipped cream and draws on her face*

*wakes up to find she has a whipped-cream beard*

*throws cherries in WS' whip cream beard*

*eats cherries and giggles because the whipped-cream tickles*

*lays down a plastic sheet* *spreads chocolate sauce all over the plastic sheet*

*pulls bananas and strawberries out of nowhere and starts eating them with the chocolate sauce*

I want some chocolate covered strawberries. They are so yummy.

*slides down the sheet*

*grabs a banana from WS*

Hey - did Bri leave her own party?

I think she might have passed out or something from a heat stroke. *shrugs*

*joins Malee in sliding down the sheet*

We'll have a slumber party! IBR can join in at anytime, and I'm sure she will...

I haven't been to a slumber party in forever! Since it's Shannon-y we should paint our nails and have part of the party in the N.A.I.L.S. Chit Chat Thread. :)

Good idea!

I haven't been to a slumber party since in almost two years. This should be fun.

We might need to sneak up to the Upper Deck to sleep though. That is, if we go to sleep.

Well, we can make a fort in First Class.

Slumber Party in the NAILS Chit Chat thread!* Everyone's invited! (http://www.thefuselage.com/threaded/index.php?topic=14066.45)

Malee, how do you get the links to be words and not urls?

Highlight just regular text, put the URL thingy around it, press preview and you'll get something that looks like this:

like this

Replace the "http:// and etc." part with the URL.

Thank you! I've been trying to figure out how to do that on this board since I registered. It's annoying not being able to do something.

I'm always too proud to ask anyone for help :-\ .

*sneaks back in hoping no one has noticed she left for a minute*

*points at bri*

She left us for Extreme Makeover: Home Edition!

Slumber Party in the NAILS Chit Chat thread! Everyone's invited! (http://www.thefuselage.com/threaded/index.php?topic=14066.45)

No--really! I swear! My grandparents stopped by!

Riiight, bri. ;)

IBR smells of pants on fire.

:P ;)

I'm serious! In the real world, my grandparents came by....now do you want m,y other excuse????

Ebay sucks.

Well what-do-ya-know it's seems like only weeks ago I had a seat in this section!
Good afternoon Ladies!


:angel:

Yay! Hiram's in Business Class! We get to have another party!

Why does every party seem to have a food fight?

Food fights are fun.

And tasty.

*Throws a ham at theG*

:P

*freaks out*

I'M A VEGETARIAN!* YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE!

Oh me oh my. How did I forget that? :angel:

Besides, just because someone is a HAM doesn't mean you hit them with one!

*Hiram ducks*

the G: I gotta know. Who, is ah, what, um, the avatar?


:angel:

It's Shirley Manson. She is the truly fantabulous lead singer of the band Garbage.

Hiram, welcome and congrats!

Look at you Hiram--trying to be cool and catch up with me!

Yay for Hiram!!!! Congrats :) :)

Don't get his ego any bigger than it is! (I'm kidding!)

:laugh: Well I had to wish him congrats, but I won't go any further :P

Star, we miss having you down here.

Awww thanks Nich--I'll still post here of course, I have to say though I don't miss those hideous orange stars :P

Star may stay with me in First Class. I don't intend to leave First Class for a while because the stars are just so pretty.

I know I just want to pet them. What's next? Silver?

Awww thanks Nich--I'll still post here of course, I have to say though I don't miss those hideous orange stars :P
Those "hideous orange stars" miss you though!

I know I just want to pet them. What's next? Silver?


Yes, and a very ugly shade of silver.* It's more like gray.

Those "hideous orange stars" miss you though!


Well I don't miss them, so I don't care about their feelings :P


Yes, and a very ugly shade of silver. It's more like gray.


Hm. I like silver....but gray doesn't sound to fascinating

Well I don't miss them, so I don't care about their feelings :P

How rude. ;)

I'm not a NY'er for no reason :P

I'm not a NY'er for no reason :P


:roflmao:

WS knows how it is :P

bri,

I may be trying to ketchup but I'm already Cool !

:santa:

More like cool whip Hiram!

*sigh* I miss Star and Malley already.

I want some whipped cream now.

*sigh* I miss Star and Malley already.


I miss you too mom. :P

I've been in First Class for some time now. I hope you've been missing me longer than a few days!

I miss you too mom.* :P
Your orange stars want you to come back.

More like cool whip Hiram!


You've never whipped me, bri! Although, it could be interesting, but probably not cool !


:angel:

Your orange stars want you to come back.


*cries* Nooooooooooooo!!!

Aurora has one more post before she is here!

ETA- she's here now!

*sprays Aurora with whipped cream to welcome her*

YAY!!!!!!! I'm finally here!!! ::wipes off whipped cream from face:: ;D