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Varda
01-02-2005, 09:30 PM
I haven't there just yet, but don't want to be ill-prepared!

*steps up various fountains, of kiddie cocktails, Pepsi, root beer, Dr. Pepper, toxic waste (mountain dew), butterbeer, fruit punch, etc*

please, do not put alcohol in the fountains, though you may put some in your own cup!

Varda
01-02-2005, 10:00 PM
*hangs pinatas, sets out the cookies, lembas bread, and brownies, and turns on the stereo system*

2000 POSTS!!!

*chills under the comfy couch nexty to the fantastic fireplace*

bri_nic23
01-02-2005, 10:15 PM
shaggadellic party varda! hope you will come to mine when i get there!
~ariadne~

*spikes her pepsi with vanilla vodka*

Varda
01-02-2005, 10:19 PM
this place is classy... there's even a chandelier!

o, yea

Business Class Members
1. Varda

bri_nic23
01-02-2005, 10:24 PM
love the chandelier! maybe i will one day make it here! will take lots more hours! i should use my ~special, classy~ name in here!

Varda
01-02-2005, 10:25 PM
cool!

*sips her kiddie cocktail from a crystal wine glass*

bri_nic23
01-02-2005, 10:35 PM
*clinks crystal glasses with varda* to your 2000th post!

WhiteSapphire
01-02-2005, 10:54 PM
Hey! I snuck online really fast to say congrats! This place is gorgeous! I'm on my way!!

:party: :biggringift: :jump:

^^^Look, I brought you a present!

Hooray for business class!

Varda
01-02-2005, 10:57 PM
YAY!

*opens present and gasps*

JEANS THAT FIT! and American Idiot!!!! You shouldn't have!

bri_nic23
01-02-2005, 11:54 PM
man i should get you a present too...you have gotten me this far!
be right back.....
*runs out the door like she has to pee*

bri_nic23
01-03-2005, 12:11 AM
*huffs back inand looks around for the host*

okay its not much, but you have helped me make it this far......

Varda
01-03-2005, 12:13 AM
awe, you erally shouldn't have, i don't deserve anything...

*opens it up*

WhiteSapphire
01-03-2005, 10:31 AM
Hey . . . uh . . . Varda. How did you get a fireplace onto the plane? ::)

bri_nic23
01-03-2005, 12:57 PM
dont ya know...this is business class...they get just about anything.....im assuming it is a gas fireplace and that is a fake log....nice marble mantle piece tho, huh?

WhiteSapphire
01-03-2005, 01:00 PM
Yeah, except Varda's covered it with EZ Cheeze. Ew. Marble and EZ Cheese shouldn't mix.

Varda
01-03-2005, 02:32 PM
sorry, i went a bit crazy with the cheese in here...

*put the chain bri got her around her neck*

we also have a movie-theater.... i can watch Lost on it wednesday

WhiteSapphire
01-03-2005, 02:34 PM
A movie theather?? I'll have to keep posting in order to get here by Wednesday night!!

Umm . . . Varda . . . aren't you in school?

Varda
01-03-2005, 02:37 PM
..............yes...... i couldn't handle it! i can't go back there! so i sent Lindy the Blue to take my place, and i can stay here!

WhiteSapphire
01-03-2005, 02:39 PM
I thought you *were* Lindy the Blue. Don't the two of you share a body?

Varda
01-03-2005, 02:56 PM
oh yea....

oopsies....

we'll just say i couldn't go because of a dentist appointment... yea, the teachers will believe that....

WhiteSapphire
01-03-2005, 02:59 PM
Do they let monkeys go to school?

Varda
01-03-2005, 03:13 PM
of course! i turned into a monkey and don't have to go! YIPPEE!

Hiram
01-04-2005, 01:26 PM
Congratulations Varda whatever you are, for making Business Class first! Quite and acomplishment.

Ophelia
01-04-2005, 01:29 PM
Varda can't go to school because she has monkey fleas...
Oh and the EZ cheese looks nice...didn't know it came in such festive colors tho!
*takes a scoop off the mantle and licks it, gags*
Oh...how old is this cheese????
*gag gag spit*


*listening to the weirdest song! never heard it before but it sounds like something you'd like Varda-its called Wishful Thinking by The Ditty Bops....*

WhiteSapphire
01-04-2005, 01:33 PM
^^^Does that mean that the fur she gave me has monkey fleas in it too? No wonder I've been so itchy recently.

Ophelia
01-04-2005, 01:35 PM
Youi weren't supposed to wear the fur she gave you, W.S!
*shakes head*

WhiteSapphire
01-04-2005, 01:58 PM
I wasn't wearing it. I just wanted to keep it very close to me so I haven't let it out of my sight since Varda gave me this wonderful gift.

*sigh*

Varda
01-04-2005, 10:32 PM
WS... you're reminding me of Gimli... and you know, the crowd did vote that i was the best dwarf.

thanks Hiram! I'm uh.... confusing!


i'll look that song up ophelia, and well, i wouldn't waste good cheese by putting it on the walls now, would i?

actually, i probably would, but it wouldnt last there long, soon enough it would be in my belly!

WhiteSapphire
01-04-2005, 11:28 PM
WS... you're reminding me of Gimli... and you know, the crowd did vote that i was the best dwarf.


I'm not nearly so hairy. I promise. :laugh:

Wait, was this supposed to be a compliment?

Varda
01-05-2005, 01:03 PM
i don't even know anymore.... i think it was from the ale

WhiteSapphire
01-05-2005, 05:27 PM
I don't think I'll be able to get into Business Class by 8 pm tonight. :( Can I still come up and watch in the movie theater?

I should be in by tomorrow though. I'm predicitng lots of things to discuss! Yay! A new episode!

Varda
01-05-2005, 06:46 PM
hmmm..... do you promise to turn off your cell phone and throw out your own trash?

WhiteSapphire
01-05-2005, 06:47 PM
I promise to shut it off and not answer it until 9 pm. Is that good enough?

Varda
01-05-2005, 07:20 PM
fine, but if you make a mess i'm not cleaning it up

WhiteSapphire
01-05-2005, 07:39 PM
No problem. Thanks! :lol2:

You know, soon, I'll have earned a seat in here and then you can't tell me what to do!

Hiram
01-06-2005, 01:37 AM
Lookout kiddies I'm back from vacation and looking to do some fast posting!

1000 down 1000 to go!

Go ahead congratulate me on my 1000th post!



:angel:

WhiteSapphire
01-06-2005, 10:12 AM
Yay, Hiram! You're halfway here!

Varda
01-06-2005, 09:51 PM
watch out for this weeekend, i solemnly swear to post madd crazily...

unless the snow stays and i get to play in it....

YAY HIRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WhiteSapphire
01-07-2005, 12:33 PM
Yay! I'm here! I'm here!

I'm going to throw myself a party!

:jump: :biggringift: :biggringift: :hb2: :jump:

AND, If you don't mind, I think I will update the official list:

Business Class Members
1. Varda
2. WhiteSapphire

YAY!

bri_nic23
01-07-2005, 01:35 PM
yay for white sapphire! heres a tiny gift fo you, too! :biggringift:

someday i will make it here...............i should go on another posting rampage!

Varda
01-07-2005, 07:51 PM
YOU MADE IT! YOU MADE IT!

when i noticed the business class i gasped and my mom thought i was in trouble... hehehe....

FREE WCP SHOTS!

WhiteSapphire
01-07-2005, 09:16 PM
FREE WCP SHOTS!

Umm . . . would that be Wild Cherry Pepsi!? Hee, hee!

You know what's really funny? It's still just the two of us in here but this is the forty-first post in this thread! Hee, hee!

Thanks for the gift, Bri! Oh, hey! It's crackers to go along with all of Varda's cheese! Mmm . . . tasty.

Is there a Fanta soda fountain in here?

WhiteSapphire
01-08-2005, 12:10 PM
*swinging from the chandeliers*

Varda
01-08-2005, 01:46 PM
yea, Fanta is over there in that corner, behind the Dr. Pepper

and WCP is indeed the cool way of saying wild cherry pepsi. now with more cherry!

Hiram
01-12-2005, 04:47 PM
White Sapphire is Varda behaving up there? . . . Never mind I just read the posts . . . get off of those

chandeliers!

WhiteSapphire
01-12-2005, 04:52 PM
*swinging* Wheee! This is fun! Why don't you come up and join me, Hiram?

I can't wait to watch Lost tonight in the Business Class movie theater!!

:jump1:

Varda
01-12-2005, 06:25 PM
that is going to rawk! MOSHPIT!

*jumps off the chandelier and lets the couch catch her*

Hiram
01-13-2005, 01:05 AM
Don't trash the place too much. I'd like to enjoy it a while at least before we crash!

Varda
01-13-2005, 02:34 PM
ok!

*pulls out her windex and pledge and cleans everything*

WhiteSapphire
01-13-2005, 03:40 PM
*WhiteSapphire ignores Varda's cleaning and continues to jump on the chairs and swing from the chandeliers*

:jump: :jump1:

Varda
01-13-2005, 07:15 PM
*has many strange obsessions, such as windex*

(ooc: i really want to go wash my windows now..... *resists urge*)

WhiteSapphire
01-14-2005, 09:29 PM
Well, I'm not sure where to post this, but I'm thinking that most of the people that know me will stop by here at some point.

I've got good news!! I got a job!!

Well, the bad news (at least for the 'lage community) is that I'll be posting a lot less often--well, at least once my new job starts. So, I'll be around for the rest of January, but, after that, I'll have work to do!!

:jump: :party: :biggringift: :biggringift: :hb2:

I am so happy right now. :lol2:

Varda
01-14-2005, 09:33 PM
*grabs her pepsi bottle, shakes it, and sprays the whole place*

WOOT!!!! here's your Fanta! And please, will you grace us with your presence a little bit?

rabgal
01-14-2005, 09:35 PM
*hears the commotion up front and pokes her head through the curtain*

*wipes the pepsi off her face*

Congratulations WS :jump:

*returns to Premium grumbling about whether Coke would sting her eyes*

bri_nic23
01-14-2005, 09:37 PM
yay for you! glad to hear it!!! i guessed right huh!!!


*grabs easy cheese and squirts it on WS!*

Varda
01-14-2005, 09:40 PM
a little bit of advice, please, if you don't want to be fired right away, clean yourself up before you go

*dumps gatorade on her*

bri_nic23
01-14-2005, 11:32 PM
man it smells like teen spirit in here!

Hiram
01-15-2005, 01:59 AM
Taps on WS shoulder

Congratulations!

Pours melted smores all over her head . . .

*Runs back towards Premium but accidentally slips on messy floor and slams into wall . . . splat*

:angel:

Varda
01-15-2005, 02:01 AM
don't ruin the walls! you only have 700 to go before you'er living here, too!

*pulls out water balloons and starts throwing them everywhere*

Hiram
01-15-2005, 02:08 AM
*Hiram wakes up from the wall slam*

I don't care, I've got the silly in me . . . grabs coffee cream off the cart and tosses it into the mix on White Sapphires head . . .

Chocolate . . . we need melted chocolate ! ! ! . . . And a big specialer!

Are you sure that's water in those balloons?

Varda
01-15-2005, 02:19 AM
*looks at them*

o... lemon juice... oh well!

*keeps throwing lemon juice balloons*

WhiteSapphire
01-15-2005, 08:26 AM
Well, the lemon juice kinda makes me smell clean . . .

But, really, guys, how do you expect me to show up at my new job looking like THIS?

Oh, hey, wait, I've got two weeks before I've got to leave!

PARTY IN BUSINESS CLASS!! :jump:

*WhiteSapphire begins making Pepsi balloons from the fountain and throwing them back at Varda, Bri, and Hiram*

Now you know what we all need? Whipped cream!!

*WhiteSapphire then pulls out the whipped cream in the can and begins spraying everywhere*

bri_nic23
01-15-2005, 12:59 PM
*pops pepsi balloons to take a drink and grabs another bottle of easy cheese*


who needs crackers????

*spews easy cheese at varda, WS, and hiram.........then eats some*

Hiram
01-15-2005, 02:12 PM
ewww spew?

Hey bri watch where you bite!

grabs a can of silly string an sprays it all over the Job Gettin' Gal of Honor!

*reads can edible, oh goodie! ! ! , tackles WS begins licking silliy string and singing*

I've got the silly in me, I've got the silly in me,* I"V GOT THE SILLY IN ME!


:angel:

Varda
01-15-2005, 02:15 PM
*pulls out a thing of Nesquik and start throwing it everywhere*

MY CHOCOLATE WHIP CREAM IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bri_nic23
01-15-2005, 06:25 PM
Ahhh I love chocolate!!!!!!!! here's some Dove Dark Chocolates!!!!


*tosses them into the air!*

I almost have earned my spot in here!

WhiteSapphire
01-15-2005, 08:24 PM
*reads can edible, oh goodie! ! ! , tackles WS begins licking silliy string and singing*

I've got the silly in me, I've got the silly in me,* I"V GOT THE SILLY IN ME!


:angel:


hee, hee. Hiram, that tickles! :blushing:

bri_nic23
01-15-2005, 11:12 PM
hey hiram....shouldn't you be flopping?!?!?!?!

Varda
01-15-2005, 11:14 PM
bri..... you're almost here....

bri_nic23
01-15-2005, 11:42 PM
i know--i can smell the leather and the fire burning....before it was just a dream

Hiram
01-15-2005, 11:46 PM
Why flop when I can flick?

*finds another can of edible silly string and aims it at WS's special places, and continues*


Oh my . . . . . .*faints* . . . . . *momentarily awakens* . . . . Wait , that should be her line! . . . . *hiram faints again* * :happy:

WhiteSapphire
01-16-2005, 07:13 AM
Hey, Hiram, where did you find edible silly sting? Not at one of those stores, was it?

Bri! You're almost here! I predict you will have big orange stars today!

Hiram
01-16-2005, 11:00 AM
I never go to those stores, the good people at Oceanic must send people in disguise cause it was right here in the party bin!

Looks into the desert fridge, ooooo, Dove Chocolate pourable bottles!*

*Well let me just pop one of these babies into the microwave to warm it up a little . . .*

bubble . .bubble .bubble . . . what's that sound?* Oh, better take it out, now!* Ouch, it's hot!* Better let it cool off a minute.

ok, oh WS where are you!? . . .*

WhiteSapphire
01-16-2005, 11:08 AM
You know what this party needs? Music! *WS puts Barenaked Ladies on the surround song and begins singing along to Brian Wilson*

Varda
01-16-2005, 01:08 PM
oooo! pinch me! i love this song!

bri_nic23
01-16-2005, 07:11 PM
Whaen I get here officially, I am turning all of you into Jewel addicts!

jme
01-16-2005, 08:34 PM
WooHoo!! Congrats bri.. Party on!! :party:

bri_nic23
01-16-2005, 09:46 PM
maybe you could post like mad to get in here too!!!

THANKS!

jme
01-16-2005, 09:58 PM
I am a mad poster and posting madly. Alas.. long way to go for me yet. ;)

Hiram
01-17-2005, 12:21 AM
*pinches Varda*

Congratulations bri !


:jump: :bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :bdaybiggrin: :holiday: :party: :biggringift: :hb2: :party: :holiday: :bdaybiggrin: :bdaywink: :bdaysmile: :jump:

*taps bri on shoulder, . . . pours Dove chocolate all over her*

Welcome to your initiation party!

:angel:

WhiteSapphire
01-17-2005, 01:06 PM
Yay! Bri is here!

Umm . . . Bri, you are going to help us clean this place up, right?

*WS looks around and sighs at the mess*

Oh, and what IS that on the sound system??

*WS goes to the sound system, takes the Jewel CD out and replaces it with Blink 182*

Good! This will keep us all motivated for our cleaning and not let us fall asleep.

*When no one is looking, WS hides the Jewel CD*

WhiteSapphire
01-17-2005, 01:30 PM
Oh! And, the OFFICIAL LIST of Business Class!

Business Class Members
1. Varda
2. WhiteSapphire
3. bri_nic23

Woohoo! THREE! We're up to three!!

bri_nic23
01-17-2005, 02:48 PM
*looks around to hear Blink 182.......goes to take it out, but then hears Adam's Song........*


okay I can listen to this for now---but I have lots of copies of Jewel! BEWARE!!!!!


*licks the chocolate off her hands!*

Varda
01-17-2005, 05:18 PM
*takes out her mom's newest andrea boccelli cd*

I WAS HERE FIRST, DON'T MAKE ME TURN ON THE OPERA!

WELCOME BRI!

WhiteSapphire
01-17-2005, 05:20 PM
*takes out her mom's newest andrea boccelli cd*


You know, that doesn't sound so bad. ;)

Varda
01-17-2005, 05:39 PM
*hides the cd*

oh no, don't make me resort to that, she played it so many times in one week i knew all the words.....

*tries to repress the memory of the music and puts on Green Day*

bri_nic23
01-17-2005, 09:21 PM
*sings to Boulevard of Broken Dreams*

My shadow's the only one who walks beside me.....my shallow heart's the only thing that's beating

Hiram
01-18-2005, 01:02 AM
*sneaks a couple of Jewel cd's to bri, then pours smores down the back of her shirt! . . .

. . . . runs . . . *

Varda
01-18-2005, 11:52 AM
*eats some yummy lasagna, nice and hot*

WhiteSapphire
01-18-2005, 01:02 PM
^Hey Varda. Are you going to be in First Class soon?

bri_nic23
01-18-2005, 01:15 PM
She doesn't know!! We all are wondering!

Varda
01-18-2005, 07:05 PM
im hoping 4,000, may be 5,000, you never know! when did i hit 3,000 though? because i think i may get 4,000 less than a week after, which is pretty good... but i have no memory, couldve been a month for all i know

Varda
01-18-2005, 07:37 PM
updated list:

Business Class Members:

1. WhiteSapphire
2. bri_nic23

NAMARIE BUSINESS CLASS! I'M PURPLE!

bri_nic23
01-18-2005, 08:07 PM
you vacuum! Well, since it is lonely there , you must stay awhile her eand play!

Varda
01-18-2005, 09:00 PM
naw, ill just talk to myself

Hiram
01-18-2005, 10:59 PM
What girls no more fun food fight I mean Celebration for WS's new job and bri arriving to BC?

I'm only 500 or so behind but I'm coming on fast!

:angel:

WhiteSapphire
01-19-2005, 01:06 PM
*WS jumps up in down*

I want purple stars! I want purple stars!

I'd better start posting away before Bri beats me to First Class!!

Hiram
01-19-2005, 04:30 PM
Just a guess, but if I was a betting man, my money would be on you, although when bri gets on a binge she can post a thousand in a day . . . hum . . . this is tougher than I thought!

WhiteSapphire
01-19-2005, 04:36 PM
Exactly! Bri has been known to come out of nowhere! ;)

My goal is 3500 before I go home today. Maybe another 50 tomorrow (since the board will be slow). . . that will give me 3550. Hmm . . . I won't be here on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. I'm hoping to make it to 4000 by next Wednesday!

Goals are very important you know!

Varda
01-19-2005, 06:41 PM
*isn't looking back in this section or anything*

WhiteSapphire
01-19-2005, 08:24 PM
Aww . . . poor Varda is lonely

Don't worry; I'll be there soon!!

Hiram
01-20-2005, 02:37 AM
WS I think you need to lay off the caffeine or chocolate, you sound a little to excited!

By the way I'm only 500 away from Busyness Class!

WhiteSapphire
01-20-2005, 10:46 AM
No, caffeine; no chocolate. Just a happy me!!

Hey, Hiram, you'd better get to business class soon, because I'm about to leave poor Bri here all alone.

Varda
01-20-2005, 01:22 PM
poor bri...

by the way, this is ghost Varda. real Varda is in First Class. I can go anywhere freely, sine I am in fact, a ghost

bri_nic23
01-20-2005, 08:50 PM
Yeah--wait til I get on a posting ramapge!!! This weekend may be it! :whistling2:

WhiteSapphire
01-20-2005, 09:13 PM
I knew it! Bri is going to pass me while I go away for the weekend.

Maybe I just won't sleep tonight . . . :lol2:

Need to post more . . .

bri_nic23
01-20-2005, 09:24 PM
*notices WS paranoidness*


Don't you know I have a man to please?!!? I will only post heavily while he's gone...........this weekend my friend!

WhiteSapphire
01-20-2005, 09:26 PM
It's okay Bri; I'm almost out of here anyway! Less than 300 more!

Won't it be weird if we're all in First Class and no one's in Business Class?

Hiram
01-21-2005, 12:08 AM
I guess I'll be alone in Business Class in a few days!

Alone . . . all alone . . . feeling lonely . . .* for about five minutes then it's on to First Class I come!


:angel:

Varda
01-21-2005, 06:17 PM
i'll keep you company, Hiram. you aren't afraid of no ghost, are you?

bri_nic23
01-22-2005, 11:45 AM
hey we should pour pepsi on ghost varda so we can see her in here!

Hiram
01-23-2005, 02:04 AM
I ain't afraid a no ghosts!, I'll call . . . Ghostbusters . . . when you got ghosts baby, chessy ghosts, yeah, who ya gonna call...?


i ain't afraid a no ghosts!


:angel:

bri_nic23
01-23-2005, 10:48 AM
oooh well you should stop by her newly decorated mansion that we are all chillin' in!

Varda
01-23-2005, 08:13 PM
I AM THE PHANTOM OF THE VARDA HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im planning a great party for the near furture. those who will attend will be underwraps until then...

Hiram
01-24-2005, 12:24 AM
Well that's 1601 down 399 to go! And I have all day Mon-Wed to do nothing but post if I want to pull a bri_ !

:angel:

bri_nic23
01-24-2005, 08:32 PM
Very cute Hiram! It's on--you will help me while I help you!

Hiram
01-25-2005, 12:51 AM
Well the duties of being the "Appreciatetee of the Weekend" took me away from the TB most of the time I was On-Line
this weekend.* But, that's done and all guns are loaded so let's go Starbuck!


:angel:

bri_nic23
01-25-2005, 02:48 PM
Bring it on ! :lol2:

WhiteSapphire
01-25-2005, 05:35 PM
Well, I just finished packing up the old apt. I'm going tomorrow to check out the new apt (they're just finishing remodelling it today). Between now and then, though, I have an awful lot of time to post!! First Class, here I come!!

:jump1: :jump: :jump1:

WhiteSapphire
01-25-2005, 07:21 PM
*waves*

New official list:

Business Class Members:

1. bri_nic23

Sorry, Bri, you're all alone--you should encourage Hiram to post more!!

I'm off to keep Varda company in First Class.

Varda
01-25-2005, 07:24 PM
i wanna go to on a roller coaster...

bri_nic23
01-29-2005, 11:50 AM
Well it just so happens that I have set up a mini roller coaster to ride on.....do ghosts have to wear seat belts?

WhiteSapphire
01-29-2005, 01:20 PM
Hey! If Business Class has a roller coaster, then First Class has to have one too -- a bigger and better one!! :P

bri_nic23
01-29-2005, 01:31 PM
double :P to you! ;D

Hiram
01-30-2005, 09:45 AM
Didn't you guys see CSI this week? A rollercoaster car flew off the coaster killing all aboard!
Let's not do that while the plane is airborne! That isn't the wa I wish to take the lead. And I will
you know, I'm just bidding my time!

214 to go to Busy Class!

:angel:

WhiteSapphire
01-30-2005, 09:47 AM
Hurry up Hiram! Bri is lonely. ;)

Varda
01-30-2005, 02:34 PM
lonely enough to build her own roller coaster..... and i know from experience how lonely you have to be to do that!

bri_nic23
01-30-2005, 03:21 PM
*is busy building an exact replica of Varda's ghost mansion out of toothpicks*


*singing*You make me wanna la la
in the kitchen on the floor
I’ll be a French maid
When I meet you at the door
I’m like an alley cat
Drink the milk up, I want more
You make me wanna
You make me wanna scream*singing*

*realizes what she is doing and thinks to herself-----WHEN WILL HIRAM GET HERE??????????????I"M LONELY!

Hiram
01-31-2005, 04:18 PM
I had no idea you felt that way bri, Iv'e been tied up lately, we can try that too, but I'm back to posting.
198 to go and more coming tonight!* Did I just say that out loud?


:angel:

LearnToFly
01-31-2005, 04:19 PM
Oh man. I had to re-read that to make sure I got it right. *cough*

Hiram
02-01-2005, 02:24 AM
Sorry, I don't know what came over me!

bri got a new collage to keep you compant 'till I get there:

http://24.59.5.199/~sunrisedd/Lost/LostkteersCollage.JPG

I keep getting side tracked but I am on my way!

:angel:

WhiteSapphire
02-01-2005, 07:31 AM
Hey Hiram! If you're not up in Business Class soon, I think Ophelia may get here before you!

:laughing:

*WhiteSapphire runs back to First Class*

Hiram
02-01-2005, 10:49 AM
That was low WS no wonder your're not a Diamond! . . .* :jump1:

I was actually hoping dia would be next after me but she has slowed too!

:angel:

Varda
02-01-2005, 12:07 PM
I remember passing dia.... thought she'd retake her spot right away... and then I took first.... and no one has taken it

bri_nic23
02-01-2005, 01:49 PM
Well no one has as much time as you I fear---

Hiram--I did have to read that out loud and twice to make sure you weren't ebing dirty!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA! I loved it!

thanks--i will look at that!

Hiram
02-02-2005, 03:07 AM
hey bri, 144 to go!

I'm really flying now! I am so not!

:angel:

Hiram
02-03-2005, 03:02 AM
hey bri, 106 to go!

I'm really coming on strong! Not to be caught!

:angel:

WhiteSapphire
02-03-2005, 07:34 AM
^ writes so small

hurts the eyes-esss

Bri, how are you holding up all alone back here?

Varda
02-03-2005, 12:17 PM
All this talk about catching up to people.... that's it, I'm going to catch up with Bizarre Associations Game if it's the last thing I do!

WhiteSapphire
02-03-2005, 07:45 PM
All this talk about catching up to people.... that's it, I'm going to catch up with Bizarre Associations Game if it's the last thing I do!


:lol: You know that's not such a bad idea, Varda. You're not so far away.

Varda
02-03-2005, 10:57 PM
i know, but its a challange... and it will probably reclaim the lead, but thats ok

Hiram
02-04-2005, 01:06 AM
You know, all this talk about reclaiming the lead, I think I'll just have to go ahead and get serious about this posting thing!


:angel:

Varda
02-04-2005, 01:35 AM
what is sad is that I can remember back when bri had the same exact amount as you do now. and i gotta say, it was a little bit ago...

POST!

Hiram
02-04-2005, 01:45 AM
I sa postin' Ma'am!

Hiram
02-04-2005, 02:32 AM
Callin' it a night! But 1966 down 34 to go to Business Class!

I'll be here tomorrow bri, barring unforeseen problems!

:angel:

Varda
02-04-2005, 03:36 AM
good progress, good progress

WhiteSapphire
02-04-2005, 08:28 AM
Hey, where is Bri?

Hiram
02-04-2005, 11:03 AM
Maybe she snuck up to First Class to play under the tent with Varda while you were out!

bri_nic23
02-04-2005, 01:50 PM
*sneaks back into Business Class*

erm...ahem! I was um....in the bathroom, yeah that's it!.......being SAUCY!!!!!!!!!! :lol2:

WhiteSapphire
02-04-2005, 04:36 PM
Maybe she snuck up to First Class to play under the tent with Varda while you were out!


Darn work! Keeping me away from the tent!

Hiram
02-04-2005, 09:03 PM
Well saucy girl you won't have to be in there anymore for that because,

1. . . 0 . . .

Hiram's here!



It's about darn time!

:angel:

Varda
02-04-2005, 09:40 PM
yay Hiram!

*gives him a popsicle*

WhiteSapphire
02-05-2005, 07:03 AM
Hooray Hiram!

*Gives Hiram a kiss on the cheek, then runs back to First Class!* :-*

WhiteSapphire
02-05-2005, 07:23 AM
Update time!

Business Class members:

1. bri_nic23
2. Hiram

There are a few others coming on strong though! I bet this section will start filling up over the next week!

goloptious will no doubt be here soon!

bri_nic23
02-05-2005, 04:30 PM
YAY!!!!!!! A flight buddy!!!!!!!! WOOOO HOOO!!!!!!!!

*grabs a toothpick and pokes a mini marshamallow and holds it over a candle*

Let's have a mini roast!

Varda
02-05-2005, 06:49 PM
business class filling up? i remember back to the Premium Economy days when it started getting crowded...

*goes back to upper deck to listen to the echoes and stare at the walls*

Hiram
02-06-2005, 02:20 AM
bri, I'll take mine rare. Hey I brought some . . . Dove Dark Chocolate . . . and my guitar!

We can sing by the uh . . . fire!

Who needs that ole Upper Deck anyway!

Wanna make a tent?


:angel:

WhiteSapphire
02-06-2005, 08:19 AM
*WhiteSapphire pokes her head back into Business Class*

Hey guys, why don't you just roast the marshmallows in the fireplace?

*points and runs away*

bri_nic23
02-06-2005, 11:43 AM
I was trying to be funny!*snorts*

Yeah lets make a tent! *pulls out a giant fleece blanket and tosses it over the chairs and runs inside*
See we can reach the fire from here so we dont ever have to get out!! Pass me the doves, dear!

*begins roasting marshmallows with toothpicks*

Varda
02-06-2005, 12:53 PM
*runs back in*

IMBECILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*looks around*

sorry.... the ehoes are mean to me...

Hiram
02-07-2005, 02:15 AM
What's sa matta Varda, we haven' more fun way down here than the big time Upper Deck?

bri I found a couple of coat hangers for the marshmellows!

Oh, I almost forgot, I snuck in some butterscotch-chips.

Don't exactly know what to do with those.!?


:angel:

Varda
02-07-2005, 11:53 AM
much more fun unless you like being made fun of by the walls.... i guess they dont like the paint i put on them...

*takes some marshmellows, sticks in a few butterscotch-chips and melts them together*

Hiram
02-08-2005, 03:00 AM
All you had to do was ask Varda.* We would gladly have shared.
We know you are sad and depressed up there all alone, by yourself,
with no one to talk to, and burdened with the knowledge that the
more you post, the farther away from friends you become. Then
having to decide whether to repaint all of those walls their original
color so they won't talk about you anymore.* Do you want the walls
to stop talking to you Varda? Do you want it all to just be over Varda.
Just to stop.* Do you want the voices, oh those terrible voices inside
your head to stop once and for all time . . . we can help you Varda . . .
we can help you Varda, to end your pain . . .* do you see the door
on your right marked "Escape Hatch"? Yes, Varda, go to the door . . .
that is your chance to escape from the voices and leave them behind forever
trapped in this devil plane. . . no need to hesitate Varda . . . just turn the . . .

Oh darnit, wait a minute the marshmallows are trying to fall of their sticks . . .
I'll be right back . . . just hold that thought.


:angel:

WhiteSapphire
02-08-2005, 03:10 AM
You know guys, First Class is going to be all empty soon enough (though not that soon if I keep workign hours like I did today :()

Who's going to be the next one in there? Bri doesn't post as often as she used to. Hiram could do it, but he lacks the consisitency in his posting numbers. Could someone maybe come up from Premium Economy? Goloptious? Ophelia? Jesyca?

Hmm . . .

Goodnight all!

*Goes back up to First Class to sleep in the tent*

Hiram
02-08-2005, 11:09 AM
WS, hey now, you're just trying to get us all fired up!

Well, I'll have you know we already have our own little fire right here!

Wait . . . that's not what I meant.* Nooooooo body from the lower
sections is going to pass bri and me!* We are just taking a moment
to enjoy our new temporary digs!* Yeah, that's it!* We aren't painting the walls &
setting up house-keeping like Varda there, or something!

I've only got 1,923 posts to go to get to First Class!* How long could that take!
And bri , well she only has 563 posts to get there! So, watch out for company!


:angel:

Varda
02-08-2005, 12:06 PM
*has her hand on the escape hatch handle, eyes glazed over*

Hiram.... how do i open it?

bri_nic23
02-08-2005, 01:08 PM
Hey Hiram--you left Varda hanging the---------oooh buterscotch and doves are best mixed!!!
*puts some in a coffe mug and sits it on the fire to melt*

Hiram
02-09-2005, 02:51 AM
Hey bri whats all this about Varda . . . ooo, that coffee smells delish , I brought my special Star Trek cup.
It's cool. It shows our fav guys on the transporter and when the cup gets hot they transport out!

Oh I almost forgot, actually I did forget, Varda . . . no need to be afraid of the voices anymore,
just close your eyes . . . yes, that's right Varda . . . think of a pleasant scene . . . now* . . . yes Varda . . .
I can see it on your face . . . now turn . . . around three times and . . .click your heels together Varda . . .

and knock three times on the window if you love cheese . . .twice on the door . . . *knock knock* . . .
if you don't really know oh oh . . . .Oh my* Varda* . . . Sorry I got carried away . . .* and if you are still standing . . .
say, "I want more cheese, please. I want to go home now" . . . Oh, and bark like a dog . . .

ooh bri . . .just the way I like it hot, light and sweet! . . .

:angel:

Varda
02-10-2005, 12:21 PM
RUFF RUFF RUFF!

Sean Connery: Just like your mother likes it!

bri_nic23
02-10-2005, 12:27 PM
*takes mug off of the fire*

now this may bea bit saucy hiram, but just blow on it....it will cool down in a minute!

Hiram
02-10-2005, 12:58 PM
bri you know I like it saucy!

OK, let me put my hypnotist voice back on, Hello Varda, you can stop barking now.* I'm going to count down from
3 to 1 and when I get to 1 you will awaken refreshed . . . without memory of anything that occurred during this
session.* Varda you will feel happy, joyful, no longer depressed, and you will no longer here the voices in your head!
OK, 3 . . . your starting to feel the lounge chair,* . . .* 2 . . . you are beginning to hear sound coming from your
surroundings, . . . and 1 you are fully awake.

Hi Varda, nice of you to come visit us down here in Business Class! Would you like a cup of coffee?


:angel:

bri_nic23
02-10-2005, 07:50 PM
Or how about some nice hot cocoa full of marshmallows?

*holds out a cup towards Varda*

Varda
02-10-2005, 10:23 PM
I don't drink coffee. Hot cocoa if I need a hot drink. Oh and that reminds me:

ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO WOULD LOVE TO GET AHEAD OF ME:

This is the weekend to do so! I shall be skiing with the family and my cousin Bernard (who used to be Kaila... long story). So basically, you have some Varda-free time in honor of Valentine's day! I may be able to bring my laptop and post a little bit, but otherwise: LET THE MAD POSTING WITHOUT ME BEGIN!

WhiteSapphire
02-10-2005, 10:27 PM
LOL, Varda. Do you think we're really all obsessed about getting past you? ::)

No, really, my boyfriend's going to be here this weekend; I'm just glad I won't be losing ground to you. ;)

Really. :angel:

Varda
02-10-2005, 11:43 PM
one of my personalities likes to think its important... though I do need a challenge... anyone? challenge me? pleaseness?

WhiteSapphire
02-10-2005, 11:45 PM
Which personality? The paranoid one?

When you get back, I'll be in Upper Deck for sure!

Varda
02-11-2005, 11:48 AM
no.... i haven't see that one for awhile. I guess the competitive one. She's really weird.... less than 20 to go for you! YAY!

Hiram
02-12-2005, 12:59 AM
bri we have a new member with us here in Business Class!

Congratulations Goloptious and Welcome!

Hiram
02-12-2005, 02:38 AM
bri you're not goning to believe this, we have another new member in Business class tonight!

Congratulations Jesyca and Welcome to Business Class
Party Central of de plane!


:jump: :bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :bdaybiggrin: :holiday: :party: :biggringift: :hb2: :biggringift: :party: :holiday: :bdaybiggrin: :bdaywink: :bdaysmile: :jump:


:angel:

WhiteSapphire
02-13-2005, 08:47 AM
*WS jumps up and down*

More people! More people! That's so cool!

NEW LIST!!

Business Class members:

1. bri_nic23
2. goloptious
3. Hiram
4. Jesyca

YAY! 4 people!!

Now you guys have to hurry on the First Class, because in a few minutes (6 more posts for me!!) it's going to be all empty!

WhiteSapphire
02-13-2005, 09:02 AM
I have the silver stars! I have the silver stars!

*dances around Business Class and then runs back up to the Upper Deck to unpack*

goloptious
02-13-2005, 02:04 PM
Thanks for the welcome! How are you all?

bri_nic23
02-13-2005, 04:03 PM
It's great here! Hiram and I have put up a tent to play camp-out...come on in here! Grab some chocolate and marshmallows.............if that's your thing.............

Varda
02-13-2005, 08:30 PM
its so crowded.... i can remember the days where it was just me, drunk on pepsi singing Another Postcard and waltzing with my football.... or soccer ball for you Americans

Hiram
02-14-2005, 01:01 AM
Varda you're not from across the ocean are you?

goloptious
02-14-2005, 01:17 AM
I love the s'mores!! Yummy!! Thanks

Hiram
02-14-2005, 03:39 PM
We all smuggled something into the plane. What did you bring us golitious?

Hiram
02-14-2005, 03:45 PM
Hey girls look in that corner, that round thing with the cover on the top and the wood around the sides,
about three feet tall!* What could it be!* No it couldn't be . . . . . . not one of those bubbly water jet things,
. . . not a . . . jacuzzi? . . . *Hiram goes over to check it out* . . . OMMG It is a jacuzzi!* I've got to try this baby out,
now where's my carry on bag?
*Heaven, I'm in Heaven, Hiram thinks to himself.* A fireplace s'mores, marshmellows
three beautiful young ladies and a jacuzzi!* It can't possibly get any better than this can it?*


:angel:

Hiram
02-15-2005, 02:40 AM
Hey maybe I'm the only one here now! Helloooooo . . . . .hello o o o o o . . . . . .h e l l o o* o* o* o* o!

They must all be out there posting away like crazy.* Well, I'm gonna take a nice jacuzzi!

2277 down 1723 to go to First Class!

WhiteSapphire
02-15-2005, 08:44 AM
*WS enters Business Class for a visit*

Hey Hiram! Enjoying the hot tub? It's getting a little humid in here, don't you think.

*WS tends to the fire*

Well, that should help. See you later!

*WS heads back to her room in Upper Deck*

Hiram
02-15-2005, 12:05 PM
Thanks WS, don't know what I'd do without you sometimes.

bri_nic23
02-15-2005, 01:03 PM
*comes in from the birthday planning*

AHHH!!! Just what I need after a hard day!!! Is there room darling Hiram???

*runs over to do a cannon ball into the jaccuzi, and stops*

Better not make too big of a mess before I have to check out!

*dips one toe in and then slides into the jacuzzi* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hiram
02-16-2005, 01:08 AM
bri is that you, I can't see very well for all the steam . . . what is . . . no stop that . . . .wait . . . no really . . . .no means . . . .yes, I mean

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bri_nic23
02-16-2005, 09:26 AM
Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to step on your............what did I step on? We need more bubbles!

*squeezes soap in the hot tub*

Varda
02-16-2005, 01:00 PM
*tries as hard as she can not to turn into the Waternater*

situation... similiar..... Super Streamer prepared.....

*clutches Bluejack Merlot, her stuffed animal, to keep from grabbing to Super Streamer*

Hiram
02-17-2005, 01:26 AM
bri if I'd a wanted a bath I'd have gotten in the tub in the bathroom!
You should have just used that bottle over there . . . the one marked
. . . Soothing EXpressions!

Varda get away with that thing! You had your chance to stay, but nooooo,
you had to be a posting big shot didn't cha you had to be a big shot didn't cha . . .



:angel:

Varda
02-17-2005, 12:05 PM
I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE!

*grabs the super streamer, fires at Hiram and Bri, then fills it up again*

bri_nic23
02-17-2005, 12:22 PM
MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! ACK!!!!!!! THE.....SOAP.....AND....SUPER STREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bri_nic23
02-19-2005, 06:22 PM
Well....*wipes eyes out* I have to take my hot tub and move out according to my class status......

Varda
02-20-2005, 02:08 AM
*fires at Hiram*

WhiteSapphire
02-23-2005, 03:49 PM
*WhiteSapphire tiptoes through Business Class, trying to avoid the messiness*

Varda
02-25-2005, 12:39 PM
*leaves behind her paper airplane*

oh shot, i forgot First Class.... what should i leave behind?

Varda
03-02-2005, 01:02 PM
Official List:

1. Ophelia
2. Varda

its been awhile!

*starts downing kiddie cocktails*

WhiteSapphire
03-06-2005, 01:57 PM
*Peeks through the curtain in awe and sadness*

Varda
03-06-2005, 06:07 PM
*enjoys some unbelievably delicious French muffins*

WhiteSapphire
03-06-2005, 06:10 PM
Oh, those look a little dry.

*throws glass of milk at Varda--through the curtain of course*

Varda
03-06-2005, 06:12 PM
oh, why thank you! excellent service from the commoners we have here! :D

WhiteSapphire
03-06-2005, 06:16 PM
*doesn't mention that the milk is rancid*

Varda
03-06-2005, 06:20 PM
hmm..... what is this, soy milk? tastes a bit odd...

WhiteSapphire
03-06-2005, 06:21 PM
*points and laughs*

Varda
03-06-2005, 06:25 PM
*adds a bit of Nesquik to make it taste better*

so.... Weseh, want me to toss back something from one of the fountains?

WhiteSapphire
03-06-2005, 06:30 PM
*runs away from the curtain*

Varda
03-06-2005, 06:30 PM
*shrugs and starts to feel sick*

theG
03-07-2005, 08:19 PM
Hey...err...so...Business Class?

WhiteSapphire
03-07-2005, 08:30 PM
*runs in looking for Bri Land*

*runs out after seeing that this is definitely not it*

Varda
03-08-2005, 12:17 AM
Business Class List:
1. Ophelia
2. Varda
3. theG

WhiteSapphire
03-08-2005, 07:25 AM
So close, yet so far . . .

Varda
03-08-2005, 11:47 AM
you'll get here someday.... unless the Fuselage explodes in a freak gasoline fight accident...

WhiteSapphire
03-08-2005, 12:07 PM
Ooh! Ooh! Then can we build a memorial to said freak gasoline fight accident!? :lol2:

Varda
03-09-2005, 10:56 PM
SURE! it can be a fountain!

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 09:11 PM
Ohhh!!! I'm one of the 4 Business Class members! I'm so proud!

theG
03-17-2005, 09:15 PM
I don't believe this was your first post as a Business Class poster, though...

WELCOME, pb101! I hope Ophelia's feet don't smell too terribly.

peanutbutter101
03-17-2005, 09:17 PM
I think it was...but I dunno!

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:05 PM
Business Class List:
1. Ophelia
2. Varda
3. theG
4. peanutbutter101

in time to watch the new lost episode on the big screen! yay!

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:31 PM
*tear*

*Wishes she were in Business Class again*

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:33 PM
slowly but surely, slowly but surely...

theG
03-17-2005, 11:35 PM
What's the level after Business Class? You're not too far away, Varda. *is being superfluous*

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:36 PM
First Class

*answers for V*

It has purple stars!

theG
03-17-2005, 11:37 PM
And then the next class has silver stars, non?

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:38 PM
Yes, upper deck, at 6000. At least that's what it used to be, in the days of yore

theG
03-17-2005, 11:39 PM
Good Goddard in Goddardville :o That's quite a bit of posting.

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:40 PM
I was there once. *sigh*

AND I SHALL RETURN!

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:41 PM
used to pass through those so quickly.....

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:42 PM
Yeah . . . V, remember the good ol' days?

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:44 PM
those were the days...

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:45 PM
guys like us, we had it made

theG
03-17-2005, 11:47 PM
And you knew who you were then

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:50 PM
theG, I thought you'd hate that show

theG
03-17-2005, 11:51 PM
Why do you say that? Because Archie was all racist and sexist and whathaveyou? It was satire...or at least that's how I took it.

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:54 PM
I'm glad. Some people took it too seriously and were offended. Clearly his character was made to be offensive, but some people take things too seriously.

Not to say that you take things to seriously, but . . .

*sigh*

Now I'm confused.

Varda
03-17-2005, 11:55 PM
sleep is in the bed...

WhiteSapphire
03-17-2005, 11:57 PM
I am in bed, but that's where the computer is. ???

theG
03-17-2005, 11:58 PM
I have a bowl in my bed.* I don't know why.

WhiteSapphire
03-18-2005, 12:02 AM
I have a teddy bear. His name is Teddy.

theG
03-18-2005, 12:04 AM
I have a teddy bear. His name is Teddy.


What are the odds?

WhiteSapphire
03-18-2005, 12:05 AM
I've had a Freddie and a Joe, as well as some others that I can't think of just now . . . but this one just looked so sterotypical, that I had to name him Teddy.

Varda
03-18-2005, 12:20 AM
i have a Teddy. he is wearing a hat that has antlers on it so he's like Rudolph

WhiteSapphire
03-18-2005, 12:20 AM
Is his nose red?

Varda
03-18-2005, 12:07 PM
no, he isnt really Rudolph! he just has a hat for a party he went to....

WhiteSapphire
03-18-2005, 12:20 PM
My Teddy is naked! :o