"I also don't trust Caribou anymore. They're out there, on the tundra, waiting... Something's going down. I'm right about this."

--Joss Whedon

There is no "I" in "team", but there is an "I" in "meat pie". And meat... is an anogram... of team.

"You are spiteful in a way the definition doesn't quite prepare you for." -Mahandra, Wonderfalls

There is no "I" in "team", but there is an "I" in "meat pie". And meat... is an anogram... of team.


I love Shaun!

"You are spiteful in a way the definition doesn't quite prepare you for." -Mahandra, Wonderfalls


Wonderfalls = greatness

"Well just look at them! They all work really hard every day, and they're dissatisfied. I mean, I can be dissatisfied without hardly working at all."

--Jaye Tyler

But the best quote of the whole series:

"Have a pancake." - Cow Creamer, Wonderfalls

And

"She lives in a trailer park. She's clearly deranged." - Aaron, Wonderfalls.

"Lick the light switch."

Was it the monkey who said that?

Yeah, heheheh. And...

"Why do you talk to me?"

:Because... you listen." Jaye, then Brass Monkey, Wonderfalls

I just bought the dvd and intro'd it to my cousin. We watched the entire series in 5 days, then he begged me to watch another one when we were done, so we watched most of Crime Dog before he had to leave, heheh.

I still have to watch with the commentaries on, but I did see the music video. I love that theme song!

We're bobbing along in our barrel
Some of us tip right over the edge
But there's one thing really mystifying
It's got me laughing, and it's got me crying
All my life it would be death-defying
Until I know

I wonder, wonder why the wonder falls
I wonder why the wonder falls on me
I wonder, wonder why the wonder falls

With everything I touch and hear and see

I need to get that song, heheh,

*Needs a quote*

"There are other ways of dealing with depression that don't involve popping pills... Honey, when's the last time you had an orgasm?"

*random comment from Karen*

"It's nothing to be ashamed of, thousands of Americans have them every day."

"Not asamed... mortified."

-Darrin, Karen and Jaye, Wonderfalls.

"I would have liked to have seen Montana!"! - The Hunt for Red October
Red October's First Officer's last words, or Last Officer's First words, I can never quite remember.

"A wet willy, Mr. TimberrrLAKE!" ~ Sean William Scott

LMAO! Did any of you guys see the Matrix Reloaded parody on the MTV movie awards?!?

yes! that was awesome! I love the Mtv spoofs!

"Now Peter, can I call you Pete?"
"Yea, sure"
"How bout PJ? Pete or PJ?"
"uh.... PJ"
(conversation goes on)
"PJ... can I call you Pedro? I'm going to call you Pedro"
(more)
"Now, Darrel, do you mind if I call you Darrel?"

Xander: "We just saw the zebras mating. Thank you, very exciting!" The Pack, Season 1

Billy Boyd: "Be not afraid of going slowly, only of standing still."

Elijah Wood: "In the absence of love, nothing is worth fighting for."

Billy Boyd: "Going up. First floor...LINGERIE!"

Dom: "It's not just my tongue that's bad. My spleen once stole $100 from a 7/11."

Dom: "I just talk instead; that's my thing. My talent is for making people laugh. That's why so many of my friends are girls. I really enjoy their company. Actually, it's a bit disconcerting. The other day I did a test at the back of a book called Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps. I came out as being the most feminine man ever. Outrageous!"

Billy Boyd: "What's another word for 'thesaurus?'"

As you can tell, I have a wide range of quotes. Do you want to hear any more?

Yes, I would! lol

Varda....the spoofs are awesome. Did you see the Star Wars one with Lisa Kudrow?

yea! that was great!

"I like getting toilet paper thrown at me."-Joel Madden(Good Charlotte)

"We got here David was a moron, And then we did David the moron all day, And then when we left David was a moron."-Seb Lefebvre(Simple Plan)

"That's game motherf@&*%ers!!"-Cone(Sum41)

"Listen closely mortal humans....I have little to say..music is good..art is good..be creative, it keeps the voices out of your head. Then again maybe that's what spawns imagination in the first place..in fact they are telling me what to type right now. Oh yeah and i dont have any f@&*%ng hampsters....=)"-Billy Martin(Good Charlotte)

"Joel Madden is Fungeoudeeky."-Me(Fungeoudeeky is Funny Gorgeous & Geeky put together)

If you believe it’s in my soul
I’d say all the words that I know
Just to see if it would show
That I’m trying to let you know
That I’m better off on my own
Pieces-Sum41

Some favorite Gilmore Girls moments....

Lorelai: We were at a wake.
Emily: A what?
Lorelai: A funeral...for the neighbor's...*watches as Rory makes frantic "don't tell her" movements" ....cat....
Emily: *long pause*
Lorelai: Mom?
Emily: Hold on, I'm looking up 'anuerism' in the medical dictionary to see if I just had one...

Lane: I can't believe he kissed you!
Mrs. Kim: *to Rory* Who kissed you?
Lane: The Lord, mama.

Lorelai: *in line to go into a club for her Bachelorette party* Okay, who invited Mr. Schniklefritz?
Sookie: Michele? *Michele is, in fact, a french guy* He overheard us planning and wanted to come along.
Michele: *looking at Rory* I had no idea it included babysitting.
Lorelai: She's going to get in.
~*~Later, after Lorelai talks on the phone to her finace~*~
Sookie: New rule-- no calls to finaces or boyfriends. It's girl's night out!......Plus Michele.

Lorelai: Ah, yes, how is Mr. McMeter-Hopper?

Woman at Bed and Breakfast: Give me the title of some of your books, and I'll look them up when I get home.
Lorelai: Well, there was...*thinking fast, because she's really not in publishing* The Horse That Wanted to Bark.
Woman: Oh! I think I've read that one to my grandson. I forget, what happens in the end?
Lorelai: He dies.
Rory: But...he did learn to bark first, so he's happy...

Babette: *about her cat* Well, she wasn't moving, so I nudged her a little. And she still didn't wake up, so I pushed her harder, and I had just waxed the floors, so when she hit the floor she went flying and her body knocked over the lamp and then I knew...she was gone...

Taylor: Okay, we'll put it up to vote. All for....*no one raises hand and Lorelai, Rory, and Max walk in late*....All opposed...*everyone's hands go up, including Lorelai's*...You don't even know what we're voting on!
Lorelai: Yes, but I'm again' it!
Taylor: Fine, let the record read it. Lorelai, that had better not be food you're bringing in here.
Lorelai: Oh, it's not. They're diapers for the little ones.
Taylor: What?
Lorelai: Dorphil fins from Kugamunga. *whispers to Max* See, I confuse him until he moves on...

Lorelai: Okay, Burger Boy, dance.
Luke: Will you marry me?
Lorelai: What?
Luke: Nothing. Just trying to find a way to shut you up.

Lorelai: ...And my alarm clock didn't purr on time...
Luke: Purr?
Lorelai: It's fuzzy, it purrs.

Lorelai: Please, Luke. Please, please, please...
Luke: How many have you had today?
Lorelai: None.
Luke: Plus...
Lorelai: Five, but your's is better.
Luke: *pours Lorelai a cup of coffee* Junkie.
Lorelai: You are an angel. You've got wings, baby.

Rory: Why are you smiling? Did you do something slutty?
Lorelai: I'm not that happy...

:lol2:

I love Gilmore Girls!

Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that.
Karen: What? He's a good kisser.
Gretchen: He's your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
Gretchen: Right.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.
Karen: That's not right, is it?
Gretchen: That is so not right.

Some quotes from me & my band :)

"Your name will be Shovel."-Manda(talkin to my cousin Grant)
"But it's just Charlotte. It's no Good without Chris..."-Manda
"You are a VERY special person, and I love you."-Manda

"Chris has a funny shaped head. It's all Sprong, spring, SPROOOOOOOOOOONG."-Kelso
"Dance Billy, Dance!!!."-Kelso
"My glowstick was PINK! Or purple, I don't remember.."-Kelso

"My fingernails are black see!!"-Me
"I love Paul won't you love Paul too?"-Me
"SUPER JEBUS SAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"-Me

ME-If we ever meet Tony(from MEST) we should call him Spork.
KELSO-And Paul(from GC) will be Fork.

And some quotes from my fanfic Wreckin Havoc (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=merry_mer&keyword=Wreckin+Havoc&filter=all)(you all should read it it's funneh)

Chuck-*is playin with lil drum set*
Jeff-*plays with lil plastic guitar*
David-*plays little bass like guitar*
Seb-*plays lil guitar*
Pierre-*sings into toy microphone*Weeeeelcome tooooooo mmmmmmy Liiiife!!!!!!
Nina-*claps*Whoo SIMPLE PLAN ROOOOOOCKS!!!!!!!
Billy-*plays one fingered keyboard playin from The World is Black on lil toy keyboard*
Sonya-*hears Billy* *Giggles* ONE FINGER KEYBOARDING BILLLLLLLY *runs off*

Sonya-Breaker Breaker Seb do you copy? Over.
Seb-Yeah I copy how about you? Over.
Pierre-That's gonna get so annoying
Nina-Psh Pierre be nice
David-Yeah you're just jealous you don't have a walkie talkie
Pierre-Am not!
Nina-*giggles*Are too.
Manda-Let's watch the GOOOOOD FAAAAAATHER
John-Yeah John wants to watch the GOOOOOD FAAAAATHER.
Pierre-Correction that's gonna get so annyoing
Manda-HAHAHA I'm annoying Pierre.
Matt-Y'all got some cookies?
Kelso-Hahha yes we do.
Matt-You do?
Kelso-Yes *gives Matt a cookie*
Matt-Yeah Yah! *shoves cookie in mouth*
Kelso-*giggles*

:lol:

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest - honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. You can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow, PotC

"People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogther still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." - Louis, Interview with the Vampire

~ RG

"Major, I'm going to take a moment here. I feel the call of nature. There's nothing quite like urinating out in the open air." Twin Peaks

[Damien is in the Girl's Bathroom]
Short Girl: Hey, get out of here.
Damien: Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!

"It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise." ~ Fezzik, The Princess Bride

Karen: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!

"Slowly, slowly! It's too nice a job to rush." ~Columbia, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos." Brad RHPS

no rich weirdos are out of season

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

Magenta: But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
RiffRaff: They didn't like me! He never liked me!

~RHPS

"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it. " Dr. Frank-N-Furter RHPS

"You're a hot dog, but you better not try to hurt her, Frank-Furter!"

I'm quitting with the RHPS quotes before I end up playing Brad again. :lol2:

"Chip, our Mother is Charles Manson" - Misty
"Tell us Mom, are you a serial killer?" - Chip
"The only cereal I know anything about is Rice Krispies" - Beverly

"Virgins, put on your "no entry" signs! We are about to confront... guys!" Empress Nympho History Of The World Part 1

i need to watch RHPS again sometime....

"I HEIR TO THE THRONW OF CONDO!" Legolas in horribly sub-titled LotR

"It's not you, it's me. I don't like you." -- Me

"Aww, that's sweet that you thought you could talk to me." -- Me

"Your birthday was last week? You should have told me, I would have pretended to care that day." --Me

sheesh, don't i have the venomous tongue?* ;) i said them jokingly if that's any consolation* :biggrin:

"He who gossips to you gossips about you" ;)

"And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth - the critic. "

"It's not you, it's me. I don't like you." -- Me

"Aww, that's sweet that you thought you could talk to me." -- Me

"Your birthday was last week? You should have told me, I would have pretended to care that day." --Me

sheesh, don't i have the venomous tongue? *;) i said them jokingly if that's any consolation *:biggrin:



"It's not you, its me. I don't like you" - I think I am going to steal that one.


'Life's pretty good, and why wouldnt it be? I'm a pirate, after all.' - Johnny Depp :wub:

Gretchen: That was so fetch!

Are you a good KisseR? :poking:

Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
Gretchen: O kay, you did not just say that.
Karen: What? He's a good kisser.
Gretchen: He's your cousin.
Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
Gretchen: Right.
Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.
Karen: That's not right, is it?
Gretchen: That is so not right.

Seth Mosakowski is a good kisser.

"I like these calm little moments before the storm... it's like mozart..." -- Stansfield from Leon... The Professional

Niv: I feel like hobbit....
Me: You're too ugly to be one though. Just don't get your hopes up.

Are you a good KisseR? :poking:


No I am terrible *:lol2:


Deputy Raineesha Williams: White people are crazy.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Lt. Dangle and I have a very special relationship. We're like a brother and sister... except a brother and sister who have sex.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Now, I don't care if you wear mini-skirts. I don't care if you wear Dungarees. I don't care if you're good at basketball, I don't care if you're fun to be around. But you can rest assured that every one of you, at some point, is going to be raped.

Deputy James Garcia: God vomited and there was Jackie.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Raineesha Williams is a loudmouth, backstabbing, Jew. I wanna say Jew but I think she's in fact very openly Catholic, which I have a problem with, too.

Love your Enemies...it pisses them off ;D

What's 6 inches long 2 inches wide and drive girls crazy....MONEY! :lol2:

Terry from Reno 911! is my hero!!! I've got to get some quotes from him.

Sayid: "Shannon and I are going to get married on top of a mountain...And there will be flutes playing and flowers and fresh garlands of herbs, and we will dance--We will dance until the sun comes up...And our children will form a family band, and we will tour the country and YOU WON'T BE INVITED!"

...okay, he didn't actually say that...

I love Reno 911, I need to watch it more...

G....I have a long Terry convo.....


Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Hey Terry, Sherrifs Department!
Terry: Hey Guys!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Heyy.
Terry: Whats goin down?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Well, I'll tell ya whats goin down Terry, You know that they've installed a camera right here at this redlight here.
Terry: Oh My god!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Yeah, and it takes a picture whenever someone runs a redlight.
Terry: Oh wow that's awesome, It's like the future.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: It is awesome.
Deputy Travis Junior: So you know why we're here?
Terry: Why was there a fire?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You've been chargin' three bucks, you run up when the car is at a red light, and you give a H.J. during the redlight.
Terry: Oh my god, that sounds, that's not something that I would ever do.
Deputy Travis Junior: Except we've got about...
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: We got about 38 photos of you and that's only last night.
Terry: Well, I can see how you would think that, But I sell... oranges.
Deputy Travis Junior: You sell oranges?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You sell oranges?
Terry: Mmhm!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: I'll take some.
Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, I'd like some too.
Terry: I've sold out, I've sold out of my oranges... I run out and people are like Beep Beep, I go okay, and say you're driving and I just put it in their laps.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Well...
Deputy Junior: I dont know about that.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Come on Terry.
Terry: I cant, I have to call my girlfriend... listen I don't even know what you're talking about.
Begins tugging Terry away on his roller skates
Deputy Travis Junior: We're talking about you giving HJ at three bucks a pop at this redlight up here that's what we're talking about.
Terry: Okay okay, a HJ is still a job okay?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Come on easy does it, Zanna do it right into the car.
Terry: You Zanna Don't it!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Did he just say "Zanna Don't it?"

Do you have the first season on DVD? There's a scene that was cut with Terry in it. It's hilarious!

Yes I have the DVD, but I can't remember which scene....

Is it the one about the babies burning, that one is hysterical

"There is a guy with a flamethrower down at the store. He picked up a baby and was like "I'M GOING TO BURN THIS BABY!" I started crying...."

(or something like that)

Yes I have the DVD, but I can't remember which scene....

Is it the one about the babies burning, that one is hysterical


No, the one where some guy stole Terry's orange wheels at United Skates of America. Terry also had eaten some silver skittles.

:lol2: That is one of the best lines in the whole show, in my opinion.



No, the one where some guy stole Terry's orange wheels at United Skates of America. Terry also had eaten some silver skittles.


I haven't seen that deleted scene yet then, I'll check it out later.

Dangle: Xanadu-it on into the car.
Terry: You Xana-don't it.


Terry: This guy was like "Give me your skates, ***!" and I was like "First of all, I'm not gay..."

Terry: This guy was like "Give me your skates, ***!" and I was like "First of all, I'm not gay..."




:lol2:

Did I say knife? I meant...I meant spoon.

Terry: I heard a rumor.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What's that, Ter?
Terry: Mexican werewolves are coming up from Mexico and selling crack.

Kevin the Sex Offender: I am a convicted sex offender. Whatever that means.

"Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do." --NRA infomercial from Family Guy

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Lt. Dangle and I have a very special relationship. We're like a brother and sister... except a brother and sister who have sex.

:lol2:

I LOVE MIB as Kevin the sex offender

What's that part where he says something like, "I just need you to sign this piece of paper that basically says I am a convicted sex offender and you are okay with that"

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What are you doin out here today, Terry?
Terry: What?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What are you doin out here today?
Terry: Just out... watching over stuff.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Mmk. Looks like maybe you're doin a little uhh prostitution out here today, Terry, is that possible?
Terry: No, no I'm not. I'm sooo not.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Terry, are you on anything today?
Terry: I'm not. I quit. I don't even... I don't even drink.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: You seem a little jittery right now, Terry. Are you trying to tell me you're not on any substances?
Terry: I had skittles.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: You're jittery from skittles?
Terry: Yes.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: [looking at Terry's eyes] Interesting. You're eyes are real dialated and they seem sort of joggin around a little bit.
Terry: Well have you ever had skittles? It's all sugar.

OH I have seen that one G

Deputy Johnson-
"I love someone who has to say "You know what I'm sayin'?" after everything she says, because quite honestly, no, I dont know what she's saying. Nor do I care."

Agent Cowen : "Get him out of there! Sir, that's for dead people, not living idiots."

Deputy Travis Junior : I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about 20 minutes after I saw that movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about 20 minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of people's skin.

:lol2:

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: My mom started collecting Beanie Babies about four years after she died

"I'm Joel Madden... do you need me to pick up some caramel to go with the apples?"

:lol2:

Deputy Trudy Wiegel:* My mom started collecting Beanie Babies about four years after she died


:lol2: I love the Trudy/Mom scenes, even though her mom is 6 feet under. I love the little picnic she sets up on the grave site :lol2:

It's Terry time!

Terry: I'm in five gangs now. I started two. I started the Kitties and the Grape Slushies.

Wiegel - "Its real scary to be a police officer on halloween , one year i remember we had free candy , someone brought free candy for the station and i almost chocked to death on a jolly rancher"

:lol2: And the thing with her cats!

Deputy Travis Junior: [reading a bumper sticker] UNITED WE STAND. That ain't foolin' anyone.
Lt. Jim Dangle: I think some of these people are trying too hard. I think that when the truck of anthrax comes, it's going to have UNITED WE STAND and a Bush-Cheney on the back.
Deputy Travis Junior: And a Toby Keith damned tape playing...
Lt. Jim Dangle: It'll be the Trojan Horse, but instead of a horse it'll be...
Deputy Travis Junior: A Bronco.
Lt. Jim Dangle: Right or an F150.

:lol2: That is the best!!

Dep. Johnson: "Do you have any, um, crack whores in England?"
Con. Smiley: "We call them crack wenches."

I nearly died from laughter when I read this.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Officer Smiley reminds me of someone from Mary Poppins... someone who for instance comes riding in on a jalopy and he has whipped ices for all the little children and he says "come along everyone I have whipped ices"
[Dangle nods in agreement next to her]
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: And then when they get close enough to him he grabs them and rapes the sh!t out of them.
[Dangle stops smiling and sits still in shock]
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Then he tosses them in the back seat and off he goes and then
[In a British accent]
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: 'chip chip cheerio.

G! I remember watching that episode, and I was CRYING during that part I was laughing so hard


Wiegel - "Did you just kiss me because i looked like kenny rodgers"

Reverend Gigg LeCarp: Okay, Officer Garcia. God has asked me to speak to you because you are lost. You are lost.
Deputy Williams: He is evil.
Reverend Gigg LeCarp: We're hearing it even from the choir! You are lost and evil.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: And he's a loser!
Reverend Gigg LeCarp: You are lost, evil, and a loser. Come on, everyone, what are thing that we just don't like about Officer Garcia?
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: He's a Mexican!

:lol2: Trudy

Jones: First O.J., then Kobe now Jonesey! I didn't do anything!

Have you ever seen Ab Fab? I think I'm going to pull out some of those quotes next.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I myself have had many "daydreams" about punching Garcia myself. I've actually had daydreams of stabbing Garcia... in the daytime. In front of people.

G, I love Trudy, anything she says is funny.

I love the scene where she goes into the arts and crafts store

"DECOUPAGE!!!!!"

But I've never seen Ab Fab, and the fuselage is running way slow for me, so I'm gonna be gone for a bit.

Yeah, I was having trouble before, but now it's getting better.

And then Trudy shoots the guy! :laugh:

Edina Monsoon: What you two don't seem to realize is that inside of me, inside of me, there is a thin person just screaming to get out.
Gran: Just the one, dear?

"I came to see your face so that I alone may find you on the battlefield. And it will be good of you to mark my face, Saxon, for the next time you see it, it will be the last thing you see on this earth."

Sam: Hey, I recognize you.
Andrew Largeman: Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Andrew Largeman: Yeah.
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ***!

"there are plenty of fish in the sea, but there is only one trophy"

"Is your wife a drinker, wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean, eh, know what I mean?"
~Monty Pythons Flying Circus ;D

-Oh Mr. Balpit, your legs are so swollen.....
Also from Monty Python's Flying Circus :biggrin:

"the dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity"

I can't think of any famous ones...I am just using Lucas Originals....

"I don't remember anything I can write down"




Albert Einstein

It is said he didn't even know his own phone number!


:angel:

"i thought maybe we could go back to my place, you know, maybe put on the sisqo cd"

Is that your pickup line solid?

I think that's his "make'um throw up their hands turn around and run for their lives screaming line"!

:angel:

Well I was thinking of borrowing it sometime and I was wanting copywrights!

Well now coming from the saucy one it takes on an entirely different flavor!

:angel:

That's a great pickup line, I'd use it because it is so ridiculous and funny :)

"There are giants in the sky"

Favorite rejection line:

Guy: Would you like to dance?
Girl: No.
Guy: No?.... I said "you look fat in those pants." :D

oh I love that one!!!

"Excuse me you're in my chair . . ."

"We got here David was a moron, And then we did David the moron all day, And then when we left David was a moron."-Seb(Simple Plan)
:lol2:

"When I like someone, I like to bug them or be annoying. Some people might think I'm being a jerk, but I'm just showing my affection."-Pierre(Simple Plan)
:wub:

Is that your pickup line solid?


it's from "old school" :) would i use it for a pickup line? if you dared me, i probably would

I dare you to use it and report back to us when you do :)

so Star, what do you say we go back to my place, you know, maybe put on the sisqo cd..........................................* :lol2:

:lol2:

As long as you play the "thong song" I'm game ::)

ok, so all these quotes have been cracking me up all afternoon.. ive been lurking and reading ;D

ill add a few of my favs:

"that kid is back on the escalator" brodie from mallrats

"Name one thing you're going to need a stupid, f***ing rope for?" boondock saints

why are you wearing that 'man suit'?

Welcome to my evil lair!

I caught you a delicious bass... :getlost:

I'll tell myself sometimes, but don't worry, I won't believe me.

Hugh Grant in Notting Hill

"If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tiny pieces, and BLAST us into oblivion." ~Obi-Wan

Meesa Jar Jar Binks! ;D

Hahahaha, torment over that!!! My diabolicalness has no limit...

"ah, Hi I'm Jim-Bob, have we met?"

"Night, Jim-Bob!"

"What we got here is a serious lack of respect for the law!"


Name that movie!

"Master, what's a Bongo?" ~Obi-Wan

I'm all Obi-ish today.

Hiram - how about Smokey and the Bandit

try this one
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

-"Settle a bet for me. How many Guatemalans do you think you could fit into the trunk of a cadillac?"
-"Hehe, I don't know. I think, uh, I think it would depend on how you packed them."

You got it Lady V!

Here's an easy one!

"When someone asks if you're a god, you say YES !"

Name the movie and the actor / or character who said it.

My son said Ghostbusters

You have a son! I had no idea!

I bet he doesn't know this one:

"Saddle up Pilgrims"

Who said it?

Son said John Wayne, bring it on boy. He's only 19 don't get crazy.

19?* Good Googlely Mooglely!

So, why aren't you answering for yourself huh?

I'll give YOU an easier one:

"I didn't kill my wife!"

"I don't care!"

Name the two actors/actresses and the movie ! ! ! Ha!

Son said John Wayne, bring it on boy. He's only 19 don't get crazy.


I'm 19 too! But I don't know John Wayne....

19?* Good Googlely Mooglely!

So, why aren't you answering for yourself huh?

I'll give YOU an easier one:

"I didn't kill my wife!"

"I don't care!"

Name the two actors/actresses and the movie ! ! ! Ha!

Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive.
Thats to easy give me something alittle harder.
Try this one: We're sure not gonna pole vault out of here, thats for damn sure.

Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive.*
Thats to easy give me something alittle harder.
Try this one:* * We're sure not gonna pole vault out of here, thats for damn sure.


I know that one.......I'll spoiler font but Hiram you cannot cheat!! :laugh:


Tremors!.....I think haha

I know that one.......I'll spoiler font but Hiram you cannot cheat!!* :laugh:


Tremors!.....I think haha

very good, thats one of my favorite movies of all time.
Do you got one bs?

very good, thats one of my favorite movies of all time.
Do you got one bs?


A quote? Not off the top of my head....well this one just popped into my head, "Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!"

A favorite movie? Yes I have tons :P

A quote? Not off the top of my head....well this one just popped into my head, "Oh, and Senator, just one more thing: love your suit!"

A favorite movie? Yes I have tons :P




the quietude of the baby sheeps

I'm impressed but I think almost anyone would know that one ::) :P

bs - my son has hijacked my account. He caught me and Hiram playing movie quotes and he took it over.

He said how about one more line from that same movie, it sounds familiar to both of us. I'm gonna have to make him get his own account.

ok here's one:

--who are you?!?
-- i'm batman.

;D

bs - my son has hijacked my account. He caught me and Hiram playing movie quotes and he took it over.

He said how about one more line from that same movie, it sounds familiar to both of us. I'm gonna have to make him get his own account.


Yay for your son getting an account!! One more member for us to eat....I mean welcome :lol2:

Here's another quote:
"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner".

silence of the lamb ??

solid - he's thinking this is a trick question?

Ding Ding Ding we have a winner!!

nope it sure isn't hehe

Well for my quotes they are right....

I'm guessing Batman then, he can't be bothered he's watching his show with stewy somebody.

I <3 Stewie

Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright Brothers!!

Ooooh!!! Since we are making guesses on quotes, here's one!

"High fast ones. She can't hit 'em and she can't lay off 'em"

League of their Own

Geena Davis as Dottie Henson in *A League of Their Own.

Dammit Space Wrangler you beat me by like ten seconds.

sorry dude...

How about

I'm Dr Rosenburg
What was that name again?
Dr Rosenstien
Im sorry...
Excuse you.... yes...Dr Rosenrose
Where is the records room?

hhaha, chevy chase in fletch...

awesome movie!! :lol2:

how about

"Come on, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia, it's like going into Wisconsin."

Stripes (I cheated and looked it up)

This one is easy but l love it, I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me.

here's one:

-- It's a pterodactyl egg. It's fossilized. It's ninety million years old. In the entire world, only two of these have ever been found.
-- You know, that may be worth something.

Who's Harry Crumb? ;D

miss emme: miss congeniality, right??

another from the older movies...

"You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and a**holes!"

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

"Napoleon, like anyone could even know that."

(Why do I find this quote so amusing?)

"He ate the paper."

I have no idea!

that's not a guess.

I really have no idea!

miss emme: miss congeniality, right??

another from the older movies...

"You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and a**holes!"


Is it Wierd Science?

Here is one:
"That's what you slipped in, that's what was on your shoe and that explains the abrasion on your PALM!"

Again, I have no idea!

that's not a guess.

I really have no idea!

But, here is one that is a bit difficult! We'll start with the hard quote:

"I no longer know how to handle myself stoned"

:angel:

Hiram, I don't know that one, I'm stumped!

Here is the second quote from my movie line above:

"I know, let's do everything YOU want to do!'"

Oh my God, I can't believe I know this....

Is it Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls?

(praying I'm wrong, because I don't want to admit that I can remember lines from that movie....)

Again, I have no idea!

that's not a guess.

I really have no idea!

But, here is one that is a bit difficult!* We'll start with the hard quote:

* "I no longer know how to handle myself stoned"


Thats easy...........The Big Chill said by Mary Kay Place

OK, was that fanofangel or her son?

Easy? That was obscure!

OK, how about this:

Movie and character: Difficulty level 7 of 10

"Go be a Doctor! Go be a Doctor while you still can!"


:angel:

The Big Chill is my movie but that last quote is obscure, maybe Mad About You or Seinfeld?

and the kid's at work until 2
its Lady V

OK, Lady V!

Really, it is one of my all time favorites too.
Isn't that funny!* People think I'm strange when I tell them that
since it is somewhat about suicide!

I edited my most recent one back to a movie instead of TV.
But you were wrong anyway! Ha!


:angel:

I need a hint or another line

hee, hee, hee!

the following line:

"I can't. I won't.* (Other character's name) I'll be a Doctor,
but my work is here with you now."


Big Hint:* This is the next to last scene of the movie!

:angel:

Are you sure I've seen this movie, at least give me around what year.

It was a TV series for I think 7 years.
Then a movie was made.
Then another year of TV series.

The movie was released in 1998 I believe!
At least I think that is the TRUTH !

That should do it.

"I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass has grown through a crack in the concrete. It's so damn heroic." --George Carlin

^ That line was in a movie I was just watching but I can't remember what it was.

"TO WAR!!!" ~Saruman

The X-Files Movie

ETA: I forgot to say I was answering Hiram's quote.

"If you're lonely when you're alone, you're in bad company." --Jean-Paul Sartre

Pooter balls are people!

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.

No soup for you!

Carol:* Oh... guys? Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night.

Carol: Oh... guys? Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night.


I love that one. I love that movie!

;D* Me too!

Dr. Cohen:* Mister... Andrew Largeman?
Andrew Largeman:* Yes?
Dr. Cohen: There's absolutely nothing wrong with you.
Andrew Largeman:* Really?
Dr. Cohen:* Just kidding; how the hell would I know?

....And one day, I'm gonna rule it all!

Who said that? I know, it's easy! I'm not good at stumpage!

Dr. Cohen:* You know, our bodies are capable of incredible things when they're subjected to anxiety and stress. I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse one time. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half... for example...

Wow G! I like that one!

Garden State is a truly fantabulous movie.

Aunt Sylvia Largeman:* I made you something. It's a shirt.
Andrew Largeman:* Thats... That's good, thank you.
Aunt Sylvia Largeman:* Will you try it on now?
Andrew Largeman:* Now?
Aunt Sylvia Largeman:* Well, in case I have to fix it before you leave again and we don't see you for another nine years. I wanna make sure it fits.

I'm only happy when it rains!

:o* Same with Shirley Manson!

Daggett:* Desperate times call for desperate desperateness.

I can’t use what I can’t abuse
and I can’t stop when it comes to you
you burned me out but I’m back at your door like Joan of Arc coming back for
more
Here's one for ya G!

;D* Garbage = greatness

Norbert:* ...For I am Baron Bad Beaver, master of really, terrible, evil... things...

Well we seem to know our Garbage don't we! Something we have in common!

I have their new album.* I can't stop listening to it.

Mal:* How's business?
Inara:* None of yours.

At the daycare when the kids get nosy about other kids getting in trouble, I always tell them "It's not your business!"


Tell me again can we be lovers AND friends?

Jayne:* You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe maybe we'll come back for those morons who got themselves caught.
[Starts breathing heavily]

Jayne:* You can't change that by getting all...
[His voice slows]

Jayne:* ... bendy.

Wash:* [not understanding the bendy thing] All what?

Jayne:* [obviously drugged] You've got the light... from the console... keep you, lift you up. They shine like...

[tries to catch the light in his hands]
Jayne:* ... little angels...
[Jayne collapses with a thud. The crew just stares]

Wash:* Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?
Simon:* I told him to sit down.

What...Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark.

"I can't even look at my own vagina!"

I think I walked into this page at the wrong time :lol2:

Thanks Sheba I need all the help I can get. Hiram what season and episode was that from?

Lady V,

The Movie the X-Files, silly!

:angel:

Here's an easy TV one:

Name the show, the character and the actor/actress.

"Well isn't that just kick you in the crotch, spit in your face, fantastic?


:angel:

Isn't that the Friends one from last nite?

What season and episode of the XFiles my darling?

Lady V,


Lady V,

The Movie the X-Files, silly!

:angel:


The show is Friends! You get 1/3 of a point!

Now name the character and actor/actress!

:angel:

They were talking about it last nite, wasn't it Ross' ex? Maybe not.

OK, I can see you're never gonna get this right. I'm can't even be sure if this is you or your son talking
since your username has been compromised.

The character is one of Ross's ex's. His big ex.! But their love for each other never really ends.
That's another story . . .
Her name is Rachel and is played by the talented, beautiful, and apparently available Jennifer Anniston!


:angel:

TAG your it!

"Rock 'n Roll." ~Sean (RoA)

Well I guess it's just you an me kid! Fof A is off-line for the night!

I found this and I thought people might find it interesting:


Don't delete this because it looks weird. Believe it or not you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt


:laugh: :angel:

By the way you know I didn't use spell-check on this one!
It would proly have exploded!

you east coast.....i faaaaaah east coast!

"I aim to misbehave."* --Malcolm Reynolds in the upcoming movie Serenity.

50-dollah buil!
50-dollah buil!
you guys, it's a 50-dollah biul!!

I found this and I thought people might find it interesting:


Don't delete this because it looks weird. Believe it or not you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt


* :laugh:* *:angel:

By the way you know I didn't use spell-check on this one!
It would proly have exploded!





I saw this a long time ago and could read it so easily! It was awesome!

And hree I tghuot I had smehontiing new to qotue!

How about this one:

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore is not an act, but a habit - Aristotle


:angel:

Oh Captain, My Captain!!!!!!!

Ok Hiram, try this one and it is Lady V


"Foood, Foood, Foood, Foood"
"No, we're not going"

Name the movie.

Is it Harold and Kumar? if it is, gimme a prize. i've never seen it

tsk--no clue!


But I don't think anyone guessed my quote earlier...*has a tear in eye*

Lukeisms don't count, . . . . . wait a minute . . . . .

"Mind the uniform, cleric. I plan to be wearing it for a long time."

"What can I tell you, baby? I've always been bad."
Spike, "Fool For Love", BTVS

:angel:

-I don't have to listen to you. You're a dog, you don't have a soul.
-Ow.

Bow, ow, ouch!



"I don't know what's happened in your past."

"Pain. Death. Apocalypse. Nothing Good."

-I don't have to listen to you. You're a dog, you don't have a soul.
-Ow.


Oh my God solidstealth, that was hilarious. I'm so glad it's back! Other great lines from last night:

"It's good to have land."
"That was almost as intense as the time I forgot how to sit down..."
"Yes, smell it dog! What does that smell like? Does it smell like servitude?"

And Brian's "Kucinich '04" bumper sticker pretty much did me in. Freakin' sweet!

okay rockgolfing...just took a moment to look at your thing and I saw Craig T. Nelson stars in coach!

That is cute!

Thanks Bri!

I've been trying to think of things to say for when I move up in the levels. Premium Economy is going to be a tough one. :-\

You could tak about the major food fights that happen in Premium Econ! You wouldn't beleive what is stuck on those walls in there! We are messy visitors!


And I'd like to add a quote...It's not a Lukeism either!


"I'll not let my evil infect the world"---can you get that one since no one could figure out
"I can't even look at my own vagina!" ;)

Bri...mind if I take a crack at your quotes? I'll spoilerfont them just in case.

The first one is League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

The second one is Fried Green Tomatoes.

Is that right?

See I knew it would be too easy for you all!


Ahh well! I just don't dissect that many movies!

I had a friend in school who could watch a movie ONE TIME, and be able to quote it word for word! It was so odd to me to be able to catch so much in the movie the first time! I have to watch 100 times and I still miss a lot!

Does anyone know this...

It's "NOOOOOOOOO... mes!" (Like, it's "gnomes" which started out like "no." It's from a popular TV show, btw.)

Big Brother? Not that I ever watch that show, I just heard about it. I'm just sayin' . . .

"Isn't it weird how slaying always makes you hungry and horny?

Name Character and Show!

Faith , BTVS. What can I say, "I'm a Joss Whedon Fan!".


:angel:

Faith from BTVS

"I was wise to hitch my wagon to his star..."

- Almost, almost, almost, there we are.
- Well done.

SS - I can't read your posts for those darn distracting avatars of yours!

I don't want to buy anything sell anything or process anything...

Courage and Pluck

"If we can't live together,"maybe we should rent first!"

Mattew Fox - LOST,* Bill Murry - Groundhog Day


:angel:

Love, whether newly born, or aroused from a death-like slumber, must always create a sunshine, filling the heart so full of radiance that it overflows upon the outward world. -Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter

If relationship walks through that door he will kill independent George! A George divided against itself can not stand!...* Worlds are colliding!

"Don't encourage it, Merry!"

SS - I can't read your posts for those darn distracting avatars of yours!


that's strange, 'cause i can't look at my avatar without being distracted by my darn posts

I can't read....

Hooked on phonics worked for me...

What does that say?

Do you know morse code?

Why yes I do know morse code!

-.. ---* *-.-- --- ..-* ..--..


:angel:

... --- ...

That's all I know.

Well, SOS is an important one to know* *-... .-. . .-. .-.* *-- .- - - !

"you made a goddamn vampire Pomeranian?!?"

I can't believe that didn't get bleeped!

Solid's is a movie quote...........isn't it? ;D

I think so , but still!

Here's an oldie but one of my all time favorite Redford movies:

Person 1: "Why haven't you asked me to untie you?"

Person 2: "How much do you want?


:angel:

Thats easy and a great movie. Three Days of the Condor.

That must be Fan of Angel's son answering the hard ones again!

Yeah like the 19 year old barely knows who he is.

Try this one:

Male character: Corey, Corey, Corey!!
Femail character: What Paul?
Male character: Don't leave me.
Female character: I coming Paul. Sing. Sing it out loud.

Name movie, its an oldie.
I've seen this film over a hundred times.

I have to say you've got me on this one Lady V!

And with that I must bid you adieu, farewell adveidizein, good night
It's time to go, and leave this for the night!

Nighty night!

*poof*

"An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel as salvation. A pessimist sees it as an on coming train"

"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one way street"

THGTTU!

Name that movie, Character and actor / actress:

"It means, 'If there's something wrong,
those who have the ability to take action,
have the responsibility to take action.
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I'm gonna steal it!"

The night of the Living Sheepboy.....?

Close bri, very very close!

How about Nick Cage in Natl Treasure?


Mine was from Barefoot in the Park - Redford/Fonda when he was drunk on the roof

I would like to hear more about the sheepboy bri ::)

That's it fanofangel!

Trust me, you don't want to know about the Sheep Boy!

I had no idea about Barefoot in the Park!* I'm not a huge Jane Fonda fan.

How about this:

"Let me get this straight. You can have anything you want, and you want her phone number?"

"That's what I want!"

"I want a Winnebago!"

"I want world peace!"

"We're the C.I.A., we don't do that sort of thing!"

( Kinda had to paraphrase there )

:angel:

That from Armageddon?