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fanofangel
05-11-2005, 02:49 AM
Anything Redford is easy for me, Sneakers. I adore Sidney also

Hiram
05-11-2005, 02:51 AM
And Lady V wins another one!

TAG! Your it!

rockgolfing
05-12-2005, 04:37 PM
Quote of the day, from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:

Yes, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them were serious.

Cheshyre
05-12-2005, 04:47 PM
rockgolfing, that reminds me of something I heard over the police radio a couple years ago after a tornado went through town.

"All occupants are out of the house. No injuries yet."

I guess he was fixin' to beat them or something. ;D

rockgolfing
05-12-2005, 04:47 PM
Ha ha. I like it. Sounds like you're on dangling modifier patrol Cheshyre! :lol2:

LostBrerMatt
05-12-2005, 05:03 PM
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

SpaceWrangler
05-12-2005, 11:36 PM
"Look at the big brain on Brett"
-pulp fiction

sorry dude, i had to correct you.





Had to dig back to find this post.

I Just saw a show on movie mistakes on VH1 and the original quote "Look at the big brain on Brad" was correct. The characters name in Pulp fiction was Brett but Samuel L Jackson called him Brad in that scene. ;D

* high fives himself * Hey ...it's a slow night.

mama
05-13-2005, 02:08 AM
I don't have to out run the bear, I only have to out run you.

Character is doing the right thing even when no one is looking.

fanofangel
05-13-2005, 02:09 AM
Ok Hiram, here's an easy one

Think you used enough dynomite there Butch???

Superman
05-13-2005, 03:37 AM
"I haven't seen pandemonium like this since 'ridiculous day' down at the deli, where prices were so low......... they were ridiculous."

Hiram
05-13-2005, 04:42 AM
That is so insultingly easy Lady V!

It is of course "Fiddler on the Roof"!

Justa Joshin'

What could it beeeeeee . . . . . . *Hiram thinks . . . . again, . . . . brain still hurts from before*

Ah, could it be . . . . . . . SATAN! . . . . . no, that's something else!

How about, oo, oo, I've got it!

M-O-O-N spells "Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid"!

BWAHAHAHAHahahahaha. . . . . .ha!

:angel:

Aurora10
05-14-2005, 02:03 AM
"Heeey Abbott!!!"
"I HATE that guy."

Superman
05-14-2005, 02:06 AM
Frank: If your gonna have a fight, then don't forget Channel 2 News with me, lead anchor Frank Vitchard.
Ron: You dirtbags have been in third place for five years.
Frank: Yeah. Well your about to be in dead place.

Hiram
05-14-2005, 02:23 AM
I have no earthly idea!

Superman
05-15-2005, 05:20 AM
"You don't talk to me that way! I am a division manager! I...I DRIVE... I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!"

Merenwen
05-15-2005, 06:20 AM
"I need water! Give me water… please! They’re all empty!"-Seb

"It's my elephant. I bought a drawing of an elephant and I'm gonna say we saw an elephant. (In a dreamy voice) Elephants... it's all about elephants, man."-Pierre

"Tonight we’re going out. We’re gonna hit the town, baby!"-Pierre

"He’s really ADD. But that’s, I think, that’s the beauty of his personality, you know? He sees something and he runs after it, you know? He sees something else, and moves on. He can’t concentrate for more than three seconds at a time."-Jeff(talkin about David)

"Sebastien is, is the… sweet one. You cannot not like him."-David(talkin about Seb)

"I think it made our chores a lot more fun to have him around, you know? Like, f***ing crap up and throwing his bass on stage and being a total idiot."-Chuck(talkin about David)

I love SP :wub:

:happy: :lol2:

Superman
05-15-2005, 01:08 PM
"No I mean, do you really know where Harvard is? It's another planet man- another universe. Totally unlike the one we know. Filled with big blond guys who eat ivy and row boats. What I'm trying to say is, you and Corey just aren't made for each other. She's different from you."

Superman
05-15-2005, 03:26 PM
George: I'm better than Ted Danson.
Jerry: You're WORSE... MUCH MUCH WORSE.

Hiram
05-23-2005, 01:32 AM
"I told you to take a left !"

"Sure, fine, whatever!"

Superman
05-30-2005, 01:58 AM
"To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking."

Mads13
05-30-2005, 03:02 AM
"Do you think you can dissect me with that blunt little tool?"

bigbrowndog
05-30-2005, 03:39 AM
And if, if they take my stapler, I will, I will set this building on fire.- Milton

LostEnchantment
05-31-2005, 01:31 AM
NEVER MOON A WEREWOLF!

Hiram
05-31-2005, 01:35 AM
And if, if they take my stapler, I will, I will set this building on fire.- Milton




Gotta do better than that bbd!

"Office Space"! :lol2:

SpaceWrangler
05-31-2005, 01:42 AM
"i'm the chief of police... I can do whatever I want"

fanofangel
05-31-2005, 01:45 AM
Space - that sounds like Jaws.

SpaceWrangler
05-31-2005, 01:47 AM
That is correct. It is one of those movies that if I am flipping channels I have to stop on.

fanofangel
05-31-2005, 01:50 AM
Me too, I know I've seen it more than 100 times.


ETA: "We are talking about a perfect eating machine"

Hiram
05-31-2005, 01:58 AM
"Show me the way to go home, bum, bum, I'm tired an I wanna go da bed . . . . . BANG! ! ! "

SpaceWrangler
05-31-2005, 02:26 AM
"had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straight to my head".... BANG...

Hiram
05-31-2005, 02:35 AM
"I think we need a bigger boat!"

LostEnchantment
05-31-2005, 02:49 AM
Pee on my foot

bri_nic23
05-31-2005, 02:47 PM
I got nothin!

Superman
05-31-2005, 02:56 PM
"i was wise to hitch my wagon to his star"

Hiram
06-23-2005, 10:16 PM
. . . . they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered,
oh, oh, and my personal favorite, had their entrails cut out and burned!

Aurora10
06-23-2005, 11:28 PM
He's here.
Who?
THE BAT-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

fanofangel
06-23-2005, 11:29 PM
"had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straight to my head".... BANG...


"where ever I may roam, by land or sea or foam, you can always hear me singing this song, show me the way to go home home home home. Show me the way to go home.... * take it Hiram *;D

islandchica
06-23-2005, 11:34 PM
^^ REALLY?!?!?

Charlie: "There you are. As promised, you and I will be dining of fresh catch of the day."

Shannon: "Oh, my fish!"

Charlie: "I hope you don't mind al fresco. It was no problem. You know what, that one actually gave me a hell of a tussle, but you have to get inside the mind of the fish, you know. "

Boone: "I don't believe you."

Charlie: *"I got it in the shallows, I cornered it. "

Shannon: "What's the matter? Can't stand to see me fending for myself?"

Boone: "I'm sorry, seriously."

Charlie: "No, it's okay."

Shannon: "What are you apologizing to him for?"

Boone: "For you. For using him using this poor guy like you use everyone else. "

Shannon: "Oh. whatever."

Boone: "Somewhere in that twisted little brain, you think this proves that you can take care of yourself."

Shannon: "I told you I'd catch a fish, didn't I?"

Boone: "That's low Shannon, even for you."

Shannon "Oh go rescue a baby bird or something."

Hiram
06-24-2005, 12:23 AM
^ ^* I'm tired an I wanna go da' bed. Had a little drink about an hour ago and it went straight to my head . . . . wait for it . . . .

swish . . . .swish . . .swish . . . . BANG !


Tag!* fanofangel

:angel:

fanofangel
06-24-2005, 01:53 AM
Hiram - I sure did miss playin with ya, glad you're back.* *;D

Ok, here's one you can finish:

ANGEL
Cordy, I know there's a lot to take in, a lot of changes, but I promise you... things here are working out.
CORDELIA
Really?
ANGEL
Well, yeah. With these resources, there's nothing we can't do, no one we can't save.
CORDELIA
Except maybe yourself.
ANGEL
What?
CORDELIA
I had a vision... from the you-know-what that be. That's what woke me up.
And you know something? When higher powers send you coma visions, you'd better pay attention.
ANGEL
What did you see?
CORDELIA
You. In trouble.
Also, these weird symbols. Glyphs, I guess. On a wall... and on flesh. A tattoo, and—
There's a woman behind you.
ANGEL
You saw a woman in your vision?
CORDELIA
No, lunkhead, right now.
Behind you.

Angel turns to look behind him to see Eve stepping out of his personal elevator.

EVE
You weren't home upstairs. Didn't think you'd mind me using your private elevator.
ANGEL
Eve, I mind you breathing. Get out.
EVE
(walks around behind his desk toward Cordelia)
Yeah, sure. Except I'm here to convey the partners concern. A little issue of you letting a client skip out of our dimension. Dead nuns we can deal with, but the firm's out 10 million in bail costs.
I ask you, is that any way to run a business? Who's your friend, Angel?
CORDELIA
(glaring at Eve)
I'm Cordelia Chase.
EVE
Oh. My name is—

What is Cordelia's next line?
How's that blast from the past? Damn, I miss Angel. Have you seen the previews for Bones?

God's tom
06-24-2005, 02:12 AM
"Oh!......Better!"

(Q - from pilot episode of Star trek the next generation.)

Cracks me up every time! :laughing:

slash_vic73
06-24-2005, 04:50 AM
"Life's a journey, not a destination" - Aerosmith

"Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" - M.Marshall

Hiram
07-05-2005, 03:46 AM
"I'll have what she's having!"

from When Harry Met Sally

Naughty Paws
07-05-2005, 08:42 AM
"You're the Turd-man of Alcatraz!"
--Shelly from South Park

LostBrerMatt
07-05-2005, 10:23 AM
Why do we fall down? So we learn to pick ourselves up.

God's tom
07-05-2005, 01:24 PM
"Yes, have a smoke. It seems to help!"
Sally Field - Smokey & the Bandit :laugh:

yamapresta
07-05-2005, 02:37 PM
"Shuh-shuh-SHAA!" - Dale Gribble from "King of the Hill"

sheba
07-06-2005, 02:14 AM
"Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison you're drink"

"Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

stircrazy
07-06-2005, 02:48 AM
Partial quote from funny as 'heck" SNL skit.....


Steve Martin: What the hell is that?! What the hell is that? What's that danged thing doing here! How did that get here? What the hell is that?! [ squints ] What the hell is that?! How'd that dang deal get here?! Hey! Come on over here and look at this deal!

Bill Murray: What the hell is that?

Steve Martin: I don't know what the hell that is!

Bill Murray: What in the hell is that?!

Think you'd have to see it to get it. :lol2:

LostBrerMatt
07-06-2005, 05:39 PM
Would you say that I have a plethora of piñatas?

pug3323
07-11-2005, 10:55 AM
"there's a double meaning in that" - Benedict from Much Ado About Nothing

Watership Down
07-11-2005, 02:56 PM
"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."

- F. Nietzche