Here is where you can release the need to break out into your favorite quotes cause everyone does this and neeeds to do this!!! I know I do! So don't worry about if they match with what the last person wrote but unleash your favorite quotes in here!!!


-How long was she your wife? You were engaged to her though....you have baby? ...You make a movie called Flipper, the dolphin is dead...did you know this? Died in a car accident.

"billy i am offically a yankee doodle, i am saying dude 3 times as much as usual and swing around big bats, slapping guys on the arse and saying 'good job' alot. also my ten pen bowling is out of this world" -Dom

Not a movie quote but... an Irish Toast *raises her glass of Guiness to you all (everbody)*

In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, never in want.

Quite a few Dom quotes here, so whay not add another?
"Went to the beach for the day and wrote as much as I could about this incredible experience and where my life seemed to be taking me, etc. I fell asleep, and when I woke up the papers were blowing down the beach and into the water. I sat up and watched until I couldn't see one piece of paper left. I drove home and felt happy."

"So we would play. The three of us [Dom, Sean and Billy] were constantly getting it right. Every time. Elijah tried a new way of tigging someone, we'd say "No Elijah, you can't tig on a tog" "You can't tag on a tig" "You have to do an elephant impression if you're gonna tig Billy and if Billy's going to tig you back you have to get on your knees and take your trousers down... and for like three weeks he [Elijah] was saying how much he enjoyed playing Tig." (I LOVE tig!)

"mm bosom" -Dominic Monaghan

at a diner party Winston Churchill confronts an anoying lady:

Lady: "You're Drunk"

Winston: "Yes I am, and your ugly - but in the morning I'll be sober"

:lol2:

Dom: "Am I having hair problems? Why didn't you tell me?!"
Billy: "I was taken by your eyes."

lol ;D

qoutes from my husband......
"people that are drunk will usually tell the truth"

"common sense is an uncommon trait"

don't plan on it act on it"

there's more but some may be offensive............

"Keep representin' GC, 'cause you know we're representin' you!"-Benji Madden(Good Charlotte)

"You guys - STAY BACK THERE! Kids love me, I love working with kids."-Joel Madden(Good Charlotte)

"If you stand infront of the mirror, holding a dozen roses, you will see 13 of the most beautuiful things."-Billy Martin(Good Charlotte)

"People always ask me for a 'Paul Hug'... What the HECK is that?"-Paul Thomas(Good Charlotte)

"You ask what's going on. Do you think we know? Do you think we know. Look at him. Does he know? Do I know?"-Chris Wilson(Good Charlotte)

"Dom's an idiot."-Billy Boyd

"I bring sunshine into people's hearts just through my talking and my mind work."-Dom

:P :laugh: :lol2: ;D

"With all my devotion to the Union and the feeling of loyalty and duty of an American citizen, I have not been able to make up my mind to raise my hand against my relatives, my children, my home. I have therefore resigned my commission in the Army, and save in defense of my native State, with the sincere hope that my poor services may never be needed, I hope I may never be called on to draw my sword..." -- General Robert Edward Lee, Virginian

"No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem." -- Booker T. Washington

I've sort of paraphrased it for my own use "No man can prosper till he learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem." - Me

"A little learning, indeed, may be a dangerous thing, but the want of learning is a calamity to any people." - Frederick Douglass

"There are at the present moment, many colored men in the Confederate Army doing duty not only as cooks, servants and laborers, but as real soldiers, having muskets on their shoulders and bullets in their pockets, ready to shoot down ... and do all that soldiers may do to destroy the Federal government." -- Frederick Douglass

"Let us cross over the river, and rest under the shade of the trees* . . ." -- General Thomas Johnathan "Stonewall" Jackson's last words


edit: can't believe I left the "h" out of Thomas. Somebody slap me *lol*

"Keep representin' GC, 'cause you know we're representin' you!"-Benji Madden(Good Charlotte)

"You guys - STAY BACK THERE! Kids love me, I love working with kids."-Joel Madden(Good Charlotte)

"If you stand infront of the mirror, holding a dozen roses, you will see 13 of the most beautuiful things."-Billy Martin(Good Charlotte)

"People always ask me for a 'Paul Hug'... What the HECK is that?"-Paul Thomas(Good Charlotte)

"You ask what's going on. Do you think we know? Do you think we know. Look at him. Does he know? Do I know?"-Chris Wilson(Good Charlotte)

"Dom's an idiot."-Billy Boyd

"I bring sunshine into people's hearts just through my talking and my mind work."-Dom

:P :laugh: :lol2: ;D


You just made my daughters day!! She is a HUGE GC fan! Thanks for that!! ;D

Great things are not accomplished by those who yield to trends and fads and popular opinion.
~Jack Kerouac

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!
~Homer Simpson

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
~Willy Wonka

Hey, you won't interfere with the basic rugged concept of me personality, will you madam?
~George Harrison
Aye, but don't rush. None of your five bar gate jumps and over sort of stuff.
~George Harrison

Dom: "I've always been outgoing and was always trying to be the center of attention as a little boy... loud and cheeky and naughty."

Dom: "They're boxer shorts. Make sure you get that right. I don't want anyone thinking I wear anything else."

Dom: "You should definitely put that in the article that I'm single, and I like women!"

Hmm ..... a bit naughty and likes women!! ;)

You just made my daughters day!! She is a HUGE GC fan! Thanks for that!! ;D

Awww I'm glad sum1 liked my GC quoting :P

"Scary to cope, to have to deal. But sometimes it works out, gets real. Don't quit just before the miracle." ~Peter Tork

"The power is inside of you. Nobody can give it to you, nobody can take it away. Now go play the harp." ~Michael Nesmith

"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice." ~Anonymous

"A man should live if only to satisfy his own curiosity." ~sadly, I can't remember who said this.

And because you can really never have too many Hans Jensen quotes. . .

"You, you play football? You kick balls?"
"Do you vear vigs? VHEN VILL YOU VEAR VIGS?"

:D best easter egg ever. . .

"I love deadlines. I especially love t he sound they make as they go whooshing by" -Douglas Adams

"WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN?
The Death of Rats look up from the feast of potato. SQUEAK.
Death waved a hand dismissively. WELL OBVIOUSLY ME, he said. I JUST WONDERED IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE."
-Terry Pratchett

"The pills caused the Bursar to hallicinate that he was sane. This is a common delusion shared by many people."
-Terry Pratchett

"Thou fool. No living man may hinder me.
And then Merry heard in that hour perhaps the strangest of sounds, for it seemed that Dernhelm laughed, and the clear voice was like the ring of cold steel. "But no living man am I. You look upon a woman. Éowyn am I, Éomund's daughter. Begone if you be not deathless. For be you living or dark undead, I will smite you if you touch him."
-JRR Tolkien

cheers :)

David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.

David St. Hubbins: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.

David St. Hubbins: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

[Asked to write his own epitaph.]
David St. Hubbins: "Here lies David St. Hubbins.... and why not"?

David St. Hubbins: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.


Gots to love those Hubbinses!

Fave quote of all time comes from my fave Irishman...Oscar Wilde:

Work is the curse of the drinking class. (So typically Dublin, I'd say! haha)

Or, my fave Irish saying:
PO MOG THON.

My fave learning quote is from my dad: It's my signature


Or...THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD: THOSE THAT WISH THEY WERE IRISH AND THOSE THAT HAD THE GOOD BLESSING FROM THE LORD ABOVE TO BE BORN IRISH. :D

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

"Heaven for climate. Hell for company."

-Both quotes by Mark Twain

"How do you describe the colour red to someone who is blind?"

-Anonymous

"My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."
"Listen to him, Flounder. He's in pre-med."
-Animal House

-Your part is silent, little toad!
-A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad.
Phantom of the Opera

A better ship.

Which ship?

That ship.

That ship?

Yes, that ship.

Pirates of the Carribbean

"I quote John Lennon-'I don't believe in the Beatles, I just belive in myself'...good point there. Course, he was the Walrus. I could be the walrus, I'd still have to bum rides off people."
-Ferris Buellers Day Off

Kyle: "You tell me and I'll tell you. How far did you and Liz get?"
Max: "We saw into each other's souls. How about you?"
Kyle: "Second base."
Max: "Well, we can't win 'em all."
~'Roswell' - only the coolest cancelled show I know of

Harrison Ford: "Get off my plane"
or from I love the 90's
Mo Rocca: "Get off my gondala"

"Saigo ni mou icchio!" - No idea what it means, but it's fun to say. ^_^

"Girls don't like Boys Girls like cars and money. Boys will laugh at Girls when they're not funny."
~Girls and Boys-Good Charlotte

"I can't read I'm the camera person remember?"
-Me

"There's too much squee in my Dom system."
-Me

"Ha I'm so cute...no wait no I'm not forget I said that....."
-Me

"Damn you Dom and your finger sucking!!"
-Me

"You make me happy you make me sad...You're just a constant reminder of what I can't have."
-Me

"You don't have to look like Britney Spears to be considered beautiful."
-Me

Yes I like to quote myself :P

theres nothing wrong with quoting yourself!

I quote my fanfic:
Dom: "I'd look cute in anything."
Emilie: "Even a bra?"
D: "Even a bra."
E. "I'm gonna have to test that."
D: "When we land?"
E: "No, not when we land. You'd be right looney if you stuck a bra on in the airport."
D: "But Billy will be there."
E: "What? So the two of you want to coordinate your undergarments, is that it?"
D: "It'd be a tragedy if we clashed."
E: "Tragedy, indeed."
D: "Will you and Evi be coordinating as well?"
Emilie smacks him.

theres nothing wrong with quoting yourself!
:P no no it's not :P Nice quote btw I should put a quote from one of my fanfics mwahahahaha :P *runs off to find a quote*

"Let me tell you one thing son: Nobody lends money to a man with a sense of humor." ~Peter Tork in the movie Head

"It's not easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache." ~Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

:lol2:

AHAHAHAHA those are funneh :P

Ok here's a bit of a drabble I wrote called Eyeliner....

Sonya smothers a laugh as Dom applies eyeliner.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothin."she laughs again.
"WHAT?"
"You keep going at it like that you're gonna poke yourself in the eye."
"Oh and you can do better?"
"Duh of course I can."
Dom chuckled,"Ok then here."he hands her the eyeliner,"Help out your makeup imparied boyfriend."

hehehe

Hmmm...Eyeliner....I get the feeling I've read that....did you by any chance post that on the EWFN fanfic board?

Here is a bunch of stuff from the An Insomniac's Nightmare, the outtakes:

(((by the way, its all Dom)))
"Too much time I've spent alone, too much time to think can drive a person mad. Believe me, I know. I've had times late at nite just covered in peanut butter, naked, little jelly figs, talking to the walls..."
^^^
what happens when you leave Dom alone in a 2x2 room for hrs on end

"Yeah of course I can. You watch me tiger. Grr."

Dom continueing to say "Or is it?" over and over in like a million variations because Tess (Naventi, the director) can't manage to stop laughing to say cut. You just have to see it, its hilarious!
After awhile, it sounds orrizet and so then he starts singing it and saying 'is it or' 'it or is'...or Ooooohr isit. Too funny.

*In his Indian accent*
I can hear the things flushing away down the drain. Very disconcerting. Oy, I think something is blocked. Yes, they have had a very hearty meal. My God, did you hear that? Sounded like his 'bum' had fallen out. How long will this go on for this is maddening. Think I am losing my will to live.

If anyone wants to read more, let me know and I will post them.

I have a ton of my favorite quotes I've collected over the years, hope no one minds a long post!

quotes

"We want to prove that even wilful destruction cannot bring oblivion to that which mankind holds dear," M. Weber (This was in reference to the Bamiyan Buddhas blown up by the Taliban)

"What you do speaks so loudly I cannot hear what you say"
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have changed several times since then."
Alice In Wonderland (Lewis Carroll)

"I'll sleep when I'm dead."
- Warren Zevon

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime."
- Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"A friend is, as it were, a second self."
- Cicero (106b.c. - 143b.c)

"You really know how to put the "fun" in "funeral", boss"- Harley Quinn


M

Hmmm...Eyeliner....I get the feeling I've read that....did you by any chance post that on the EWFN fanfic board?

Um no I've never posted it there

Everything in life can be explained by these two facts:

1. People are stupid.

2. Girls are girls.


No offense to the ladies, it's just how Grendel see's the world! :angel:

Time is what a clock keeps

It takes two to tango, and ten to play basketball.

Variety is the spice of life, with garlic powder as a close second

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can rent you Joy for an hour, provided she's available

No man is an island, except my uncle Herman who is so obese he could actually be considered a small island

A penny saved is pretty much worthless

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can rent you Joy for an hour, provided she's available"

Oh Grendel, that is the funniest damn thing I have heard (read) in a long time!! Thanks for that. :lol2:

Angel: Listen, if we date, you and I both know one thing's going to lead to another.
Buffy: One thing already has led to another. You think it's a little late to be reading me a warning label?
Angel: I'm just trying to protect you. This could get out of control.
Buffy: Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
Angel: This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you, you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
Buffy: No. When you kiss me, I want to die.

"So, what is it exactly that you do do?" - Young Frankenstien
"Roll roll roll in ze hay...would you like to have a roll in ze hay? Its fun!" - Young Frankenstein
~B~B~
"You are bad and we are good. Your badness will be the end of you and our goodness will be our triumpth. Bad is bad! Good is good. Bad, bad, good, bad...good...bad." - The Phantom Cuticle
~E~E~
"Just because I like to eat my own poop doesn't mean I like to listen to it." - Triumpth the Insult Comic Dog
~G~G~
Capt. Abraham Smollett: "Your finger hired the crew?"
Squire Trelawney: "No, that's silly. The man who lives in my finger hired the crew, Mr. Bimbol."
~Muppet Treasure Island
(((this one I dedicate to Varda!!!)))
The Great Gonzo: It just feels so weird.
Rizzo the Rat: You mean that Mr. Aeral's dead?
The Great Gonzo: Yeah, that and my pants are filled with starfish.
Rizzo the Rat: You and your hobbies.
~O~O~
Topper Harley: You've got to be joking.
Ramada Thompson: Look, if I were joking I would've said, "what do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino."
~Hot Shots! (((great movie...Charlie Sheen....*tongue lolls*)))

I hope I don't brain my damage-Homer Simpson

:P

-snickers- I can't help but bring Hurley into this. The Pee episode, when Jin gave him that... Stuff to drink, Hurley said (I know I am probably jacking it all up but it's what my tired mind will remember ::)),
"Through the gums, through the teeth.. Yadda yadda.. Oh GOD!" -gulp- ;D

I lurve it...
"Dude, you gotta pee on it! Pee on it!"
"NO!"

"Can I use your phone? I'm going to call a cab."
"I'm sorry, a blizzard and/or hurricane is heading this way, I can't let you leave."
"It's summer and we're in Chicago."

-Me and Viggo (the only quotes I remember from The Prophecy)

Hahahaha...can't put nothin past that Mortenson...he's a smart guy :lol2:

"I'm sad that I'm flying..." - Strong Sad

"Art is just the last three letters of the word fart." - Gibby Haynes, Butthole Surfers

"Fear is the single strongest motivating force in our lives. The more frightened you become, the better your chance of achieving successes." ~Lois Korey

F - false
E - expectations
A - appearing
R - real

Why you lazy crap for crap!!-Strong Bad

I'm Head Boy!!!!!!!-Percy Weasley

Hug a lungfish - by Me

*Lungfish are going extinct, so lurve a lungfish today before its too late!*

"Oh, yes... I forgot. Only British People can fly!" - Bob Odenkirk from Mr. Show

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. :devil:
-- Paul Beatty

"We will have the plumbing looked at immediatly" - Camp
"Be sure that you do, if I was drinking from that toilet, I might have been killed."- Ventura
~Ace Ventura, Pet Detective

"I'd never wear an I AM MERRY T-shirt to get laid" ~ Dominic Monaghan RS Issue 967

For fellow Browncoats:*
Mal: Well, they tell ya, never hit a man with a closed fist, but it is on occasion hilarious.

River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.
Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

Jayne: Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore autolock. Customized trigger, double-cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.
Mal: [Chinese - "The explosive diarrhea of an elephant!"] You offering me a trade?!
Jayne: A trade?! Hell, it's theft. It's the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got.
Mal: What I got? She has a name.
Jayne: So does this. I call it Vera.

um... I like Firefly.
:biggrinangelA:

I put up mailflaaaaaaaaaaaags!!-Me

"Hate is not so bad,when directed at injustice" - Fat Mike(NoFX)

Since we've be shamelessly quoting ourselves and our fics, here's a quote from an original story of mine...

Omri: Gonna rot your teeth and get lung cancer.
Molly: Everyone's gotta have a hobby, Omri.

"Love is nothing but a bunch of foolish games" - Me

"Remember to always be yourself.* Unless you suck." --Joss Whedon

"Guys, all kidding aside--My Minions could beat the living crap out of everyone else's minions.* I swear to friggin' God." --Drew Goddard (I had to throw that in* ;D)

"...Somebody should organize a picnic where they barbecue and play that game with a parachute and a giant World Ball and then we should go to that picnic and take all their stuff and make fun of them..."* --Drew Goddard

"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." --Cordelia Chase

From Firefly

Zoe:* Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Mal:* My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle.

Jayne:* Dear diary, today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.* Today we were kidnapped by hill-folk, never to be seen again.* It was the best day ever.



"It is always a simple matter to drag people along whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.* Voice or no voice, people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders.* This is easy.* All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger.* It works the same in every country." --Hermann Goering

...That's all I've got right now...

Instead of doing the millions of things I have to do today, I present you with another quote...

"I like anything that is processed, nothing natural. Sugar, chemicals, licorice. Where does the red come from? Pepperidge Farm crackers. How do they color those? What the heck is hydrogenated? I'll eat that stuff over an apple any day." --Julie Benz

You forgot the best part of Cordy's line, theG!
"Tact is just not sayiing true stuff. I'll pass."
:D

Damnation! I must go back and edit my post, but in the interim...

"When Angel experiences a moment of true happiness, he turns into Angelus and butchers people. When I experience a moment of true happiness, everybody gets free pony rides and a mug. Now, with that in mind, who should we be making happy?" --Drew Goddard

Anya: I love a ritual sacrifice.
Buffy: Not really a one of those.
Anya: To commemorate a past event you kill and eat an animal. A ritual sacrifice... with pie.

Giles: That's why I think we should all keep a level head at this.
Willow: And I happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of.

"'cause if i woke up lookin' like that, i would just run to the nearest living thing and kill it" - Master Shake

"And that's the second time I got crabs." - Super Troopers

All from Family Guy:

"I don't wanna feed Grandma bacon while she's in the bathtub" -Peter

"Hey Dad, I'm in the Bible days! And there's a whole stadium appluading me! Look, my very own lion!" -Chris

"I see, the fat man makes a pun and everyone wets themselves. I give you gold and nothing!" -Stewie

"You don't care about me, it's my cookies! It's always been the cookies! Well sugar, the bakery just closed!" -Stew

Sum more GC quotes cuz I can :P

Billy: You ever think about saucepans?
Joel: Saucepans? Um... no.
Billy: Me neither.

Billy: There are mandarin oranges in my salad! Oranges don't go in salad...
Benji: Neither do bobsleds.

Benji: Joel fell off stage. He tripped.
Joel: ...this is the new vid--
Benji: It's his new most embarassing moment. EVER.
Joel: Shut up...no, YOU'RE my most embarassing moment ever....

Joel: We're standing here on this mosaic--
Benji: I made a mosaic in fifth grade out of noodles...
Joel: --very famous.... that's niiiice Benj.

Benji: I like dark videos. I got Frankenstein on my shirt.
Joel: *confused because Benji is random*

Benji: YAYAYAYAYAYAYA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! (screaming)
Billy: (laughs) That was an escaped llama.

Paul: Who is this?* Who is he?
Chris: Who are you?* Am I in the right band?* Who are you?
Paul: What do you do?

"Oh no I p***ed off the getto twin!"-Benji

"I'm kinda disappointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was."-Joel

"I'm the bass player, no one has a crush on the bass player."-Paul

"I'm scared of cops.!"-Billy

"Talkety talk talk talk talk."-Chris

:P :D

Benji: YAYAYAYAYAYAYA BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!! (screaming)
Billy: (laughs) That was an escaped llama.
Cheers to Billy for the great llama reference!

"Sharks. They only bite when you touch their private parts." -Ooola
"Sharks. They tried to eat my kidney." - Adam Sandler
~50 first dates

"Billy: Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. No, conditionaer is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really? Oh really? Stop looking at me SWAN!"
~Billy Madison

Billy's Dad: You remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock? R-O-K?
Billy: Yyeeaaa... So what's your point?
Billy's Dad: R-O-C-K!
Billy: Oh the C is silent.
~Billy Madison

Jack Nicholson: "There are two kinds of angry people: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of individual that you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupons. Implosive is the cashier, who remains quiet, day after day, and finally shoots everyone in the store. You're the cashier."
Adam Sandler: "No no no no - I'm the guy hiding in the frozen foods section dialing 9-1-1." (from Anger Management)

"Asps. Very dangerous. You go first." - John Rys Davies, in Raiders

*((((Adam Sandler is my comedic HERO))))*

Okay, so Jesyca and I are in the midst of writing The Faculty 2: Pod People Smell Like Ethan Bacon....so after turning Elijah into a bear, Sean and Billy into pod people, having Sean and Billy bite off Dom and Viggo's ears, Billy being alien-napped, and Orlando blown up:

"we'll have to get flameproof-pitchfork retardent cloaks"

(and we havent even killed off anyone but Orlando yet....)

"A swallow can't carry a coconut."
"It could carry it by the stem"
"It's not a matter of where it would carry it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A five ounce swallow cannot carry a one pound coconut"
"What if two swallows carry the coconut."
~Monty python and the Holy Grail

"Ha ha! You have just fallen for one of the classic blunders. First is never go into a land war in Asia. Second, and only slightly less well known, is never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha hahahahahahahahahaha "::dies::
~Vizzini from the Princess Bride


" I love Minas Tirith" So funny! I love your sig! That commentary had me rolling on the floor with laughter.. :lol2:

Billy never shut up about Minas Tirith...I think he wants to live there, if it existed still

Dom: "Am I having hair problems? Why didn't you tell me?!"
Billy: "I was taken by your eyes."

lol* ;D


i absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE that picture of dom!!!!

"I 'ate-ah my 'at!" (I hate my hat)-Carlotta

"Look at the big brain on Brad" Pulp Fiction

"Look at the big brain on brett"
-pulp fiction

sorry dude, i had to correct you.

"What does marsellous wallace look like!?"
-pulp fiction

"i am alone, i am not lonely"
-Heat (michael mann film)

"The way of the future"
Howard huges, The Aviator

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'...thats goddamn right"
-Shawshank redemption

"She was only the innkeepers daughter, but she managed a pint of my ale..."
Billy and Dom as drunk Hobbits

"We're weeing!"-Dom
"Weeing together!"-Billy

"Oh, its the dwarves that go swimmin with little hairy women!" -Gimli

"I feel a slight tingling in my fingers. I think its affecting me." -Legolas

"HAIL TOLKIEN KING!" -Best Dwarf Ever, January 3rd 2004.... (his b-day)

"Padme, listen to me!"
"No, you listen to me. We live in a real world. Come back to it! Your training to be a Jedi, and I'm a Senator. If you follow your thoughts through to conclusion, it'll take us to a place we cannot go, even if we wanted to..."
"So you DO feel something!"
~Star Wars: The Attack of the Clones

(((proof that no matter how you try to reason with a man, he is only thinking of ONE thing...)))

"Take off the powdered wig, and step away from your drawers!"-Puss in Boots

"You don't need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice." ~unknown

If you want me to wait I will wait for you
If you want me to stay I will stay right through
If you don't wanna say anything at all
I'm happy wondering
Wondering-Good Charlotte
Benji says that song was inspired by his dog Cash aww how sweet :D

I'm young and I'm hopeless
I'm lost and I know this
I'm going nowhere fast thats what they say
The Young & the Hopeless-Good Charlotte
Describes me very well....

"Your Mother was a hamster & your father smelt of elderberries!!"-French Guy (Monty Python & the Holy Grail)
:laugh: Love that movie

"Shall I describe it to you or shall I find you a box?"-Legolas(TTT)
:D

"Dude it's a lama."-Jesse(Dude Where's My Car)
:lol2:

"How about no."-Dr. Evil(Goldmember)
:lol:

"The suspense is terrible. I hope it lasts." ~Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory

"I see you shiver with antici......pation." ~Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." --Willy Wonka

"Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker" ~ Ozzy Ozbourne

"CandyCandyCandyCandyCandyCandy."-JPL(Jon Peter Lewis) AI Roadtrip by:Manda & Sonya

"I'm bored"
"Me too"
"What do you want to do?"
"I don't know"
"Wanna play a game?"
"Sure"
"What do you want to play?"
"I don't know"
"Oh I know! Lets play toss the H bomb!"
"Yeah!"
*they toss the H-bomb and it explodes*

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented.php
*Long but soooo worth it! Its hilarious!*

Doesn't Napoleon Dynamite, like, rule?

"He say your not allowed to smash pinatas that look like real people"-Pedro
For more Pedroisms,* go here http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pedro.php

"But my lips hurt real bad!"
"I caught you a delicious bass."
"Tina! Come get some ham!"
"This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow-staff."
"Do the chickens have large talons?" -Napoleon
For more funny Napoleonisms go here http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php

Ugh, I hate that movie! I was out-voted and was forced to listen to it twice (I refused to watch it.) Now I have to listen to "Gosh" and quotes about ligers, tigons, nunchucks and chicken talons all day. >:( Heh, sometimes it really sucks being the only female on shift full of guys.

Random Dom quotes:

"My initial reaction to being cast as Merry was one of silent wide smiling reflection for a couple of minutes, and then of a huge rush of adrenaline, and I have to confess a small amount of alcohol intake!!"

"I like to have a tidy kitchen but I am not too bothered about my room or living room etc. My theory is that when it's untidy I feel comfortable, like it feels lived in, and its only gonna get untidy if you tidy it so wait, wait, wait..." (Hear hear!!)

"I was thinking about this a few days ago. I was having a shave and I was thinking about the boys. I'm kind of a believer in reincarnation and that stuff, and I feel I cannot have made these friendships by chance. I feel we've met each other before and it was our destiny to come together, like it's destiny of the characters to come together."

"There's something very interesting with his [Billy] hair. When he's in a good mood, he spikes it all up so he looks like a complete lunatic."

"They're boxer shorts. Make sure you get that right. I don't want anyone thinking I wear anything else."

"This Legolas guy - I hope he gets killed by an arrow in the next movie. Vroom... right through this eye!"

"He's got quite enchanting eyes. You know how it is with the eclipse? If you keep looking at it for a certain amount of time, you can't stop - you have to keep looking at it. That's like Billy's eyes - if you look at them for more than 20 or 30 seconds, then you're hooked."

"I'm available for Bar Mitzvahs, weddings, and female parties."

"I just talk instead; that's my thing. My talent is for making people laugh. That's why so many of my friends are girls. I really enjoy their company. Actually, it's a bit disconcerting. The other day I did a test at the back of a book called Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps. I came out as being the most feminine man ever. Outrageous!"

"Some people think I'm called Mary..." [Billy] "Yes but do you have a little lamb?"\

"There was talk very early on in kind of, as a joke, of Elvish women weeping because Merry and Pippin were leaving, because we've been kind of their sugar daddies for the last few weeks we've been hanging around." [Billy] "And we liked the idea that some of them might be pregnant and stuff." [Dom] "Yeah, holding onto their tummies going "don't go, don't go." It's okay, we'll try and be back in nine months time." [Billy] "For some reason Pete never went for that."

"Billy's such a great guy." Dom
"Dom's an idiot." Billy

Billy: "Well I've known you know for about 4 or 5 years and they've been the happiest 4 or 5 years of my life."
Dom: (nods)"I bring sunshine into people's hearts just though my talking and my mind work."
Billy: "Yeah..."

Dom: [joking about Viggo] "I would say probably 95% of the work that you see as Viggo onscreen is completely computer generated, because he has a wooden leg and he can't run. So they had to do all that CG. And also he can't act. There's all this stuff going on about how good he was in that film, but they had to morph a lot of the face movements from Billy and myself, because we were able to reach those levels of acting that Viggo just couldn't reach. I mean, he can barely talk English, you know? He's pretty dumb..."

"We [Dom and Billy] spend so much time together. We enjoy each other's company. We're constantly walking up and down the red carpet with an arm around each other and chatting and all that kind of stuff. So the rumors are rife! There was a rumor about Elijah and me that Ian McKellen told us about - we were having an affair in LA! But you know I'm not going to confirm or deny. We do fit like a jigsaw. Still now, three or four years down the line, we'll manage to make each other crack up in tears of laughter... and fascinate each other, which is the perfect relationship. Maybe we will get married in a couple of years! If he was a girl, I'd marry him today! I've been suggesting to Billy a sex change, but he really feels quite manly about things." [Billy] "I love women!" [Dom] "Yes, he's really passionate about women, as I am."

"Viggo left a long message on my machine. He leaves these kind of stream-of-consciousness messages on your machine, like, 'Yeah, this is Viggo, I'm eating chicken, I'm wearing blue trousers, the sun is shining...' I always save the messages."

[Billy] "Do you ever get confused when in one city and you think you're in another city?" [Dom] "While on a junket in Paris last year, I woke up one morning and had no idea where I was. I had to look up the hotel directory to figure it out." [Billy] "Who was in bed with you?" [Dom] "Your girl."

:Dom :bill. bye. see you at the baftas i will be wearing a red carnation a pint of milk all down my face.
:Billy:Then I will know who you are, I shall wear a princesses dress.

Billy: I love Minas Tirith.
Dom: SHUT UP.

~~~~~~~~~~
Oh my gosh, like half of those I have never even read until now and they are sooo funny! Like Billy saying 'I shall wear a princessess dress' mwhahahaha
I have got to kidnap these two...they are just so great!!!

After reading all of these quotes of Billy and Dom, I can see why my friend Angie is obsessed with them.

They just rock...they are really best friends, you can tell

I adore all the Billy/Dom quotes. Solid gold, they are. :D

My fav quote, though, is in my sig. Remember to have the Mr. Burns and Smithers voices turned on in your head when you read it!* ;D

Oh, Dom and Billy are just too funny!! I adore them both!! :wub:

me 2!!!!!!! there so awesome!

Oh my gosh, like half of those I have never even read until now and they are sooo funny! Like Billy saying 'I shall wear a princessess dress' mwhahahaha
I have got to kidnap these two...they are just so great!!!



I wish I had the full interviews where these quotes came from - I love Dom and Billy. I've never laughed so much before! Umm...if you do manage to kidnap them would you be willing to share? :laugh:

"Share? No, no! Don't think he'd understand, dead plant and all that."
"Oh I get it...don't be hasty."
"Exacty....BARHROOM!"
*they giggle like cute little hobbits*

And to answer your question without a quote: Sure but I get them on the weekends!

I wish I had the full interviews where these quotes came from - I love Dom and Billy.*

Me too!!

And to answer your question without a quote: Sure but I get them on the weekends!


Ahhh! Did I forget to put a quote? Bad Foxy, bad girl!! Here's a double-dose of Dom quotes to make up for it (and I'll hold you to your deal! ;) )

Charlie: "This is the best Bloody peanut butter I've ever tasted!"

Dom: [on the on-set practical jokes] "Elijah and I were the worst. We teamed up against Orlando and Sean Bean. It was the hobbits versus the humans, seeing who could trash each other's trailer the most! They scored the first points by taping up the whole of my trailer with tape one night so I couldn't get in and they also covered everything on the inside of it with shaving foam."

[on the on-set practical jokes] "Me and Elijah made some fake dog poo and covered the stairs to Orlando's trailer with it. We also sprayed all over the inside of his trailer with shaving foam and then squirted hairspray all over the taps so everything was sticky!"

theres nothing wrong with quoting yourself!

I quote my fanfic:
Dom: "I'd look cute in anything."
Emilie: "Even a bra?"
D: "Even a bra."
E. "I'm gonna have to test that."
D: "When we land?"
E: "No, not when we land. You'd be right looney if you stuck a bra on in the airport."
D: "But Billy will be there."
E: "What? So the two of you want to coordinate your undergarments, is that it?"
D: "It'd be a tragedy if we clashed."
E: "Tragedy, indeed."
D: "Will you and Evi be coordinating as well?"
Emilie smacks him.


Where is that fic? I need to read it, sounds hilarious. New rule: when posting fanfic quotes, you must post a link!

I haven't typed it all up yet. Do you have an LJ? When I do type it, I will put it there. I am Opheliapain at LJ.

*waves* Hi, Opheliapain. I was reading your LJ last night, looking for the story (I'm mo_anam over there). I'll be waiting for the story!

person 1- The suspense is killing me.
person 2- The suspense isn't what's going to kill you.
person 3- Yeah, well, the suspense already owes me a new pair of shorts.

"Give me a break. I can't love straight when I'm in think."

Its up now, for anyone whose interested! Just click my website, it'll take you right to it!

"not just the spanish main love, the entire ocean. the entire world. Because wherever we want to go we can go. that's what a ship is you know. it's not just a keel and a hold and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs, but what a ship is...what the black pearl really is, is freedom." --Captain Jack Sparrow.

"I need to go on pretending...with you."----Sylvia Lewellen Davies

"If you, suffer your people to be ill-educated and their manners corrupted from infancy and then punish them for those crimes to which their 1st education disposed to them. What else is to be concluded, sire, but that you first make thieves and then punish them."---- Danielle De Barbarac

Me: *call Niv*
Niv: Hi this is Driveshaft, we're currently on tour so we cant take your call right now. Leave a message after the beep! .... beep
Me: Hi Driveshaft, this is Lindy. I know you're on tour but I was hoping it would be okay if I came and took your George Foreman Grill. I'm a having some friends over tonight and we're going to have some buffaloo.
Niv: Hello? This is Liam.
Me: Oh.... Liam.... umm..... Really, I meant to invite you tonight but.....*awkward silence* well, you know what, my friend is mouthing to me that the parties cancelled. So tonight I'll just be sitting around, eating a whole buffaloo and drinking some milk.
Liam: Listen um.... my daughter Meghan needs help um..... sledding... I'm taking her sledding... *connects her over to someone else*

"Everybody knows that nasty girls are the best shags." --Shirley Manson

"The sort of smile you give someone you know probably has a short time to live." Joe Lansdale

"She had legs that would have made the pope abuse himself in the Vatican toilet." Joe Lansdale

"I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it." --Mae West

"Normality is the invention of feeble minds." ~ me

Well, if we can quote ourselves...

"If you get hit by a car...uhh...it'll hurt." --theG

"Tact is for those not witty enough to be sarcastic." ~unknown

If at first you don't succeed...

...destroy all the evidence that you've tried!!! I forget who said that

There is no such thing as bad weather ,
only the wrong clothes,
get your self a sexy raincoat and your away!!!
- Billy Connolly

Garlic and bread together that's the future of snacks!!! - Peter Kay's Dad

You know how to whistle don't you?

Just put your lips together and blow!

Raaassssssppppppp!!! - Paul Whitehouse

"If my father wants to spend his hard earned wages collecting curious objects then that's his business-"
"He didn't just collect curious objects. He also fathered one."
"I DESPISE YOU! Demon rum will get you yet!"
"And I await that day, madam, with keen anticipation."

~Comedy of Terrors

There are TWO things in this world that I know to be infinite,

The universe and human stupidity

BUT I am not to sure about the universe - Albert Einstein

"If a movie is described as a romantic comedy you can usually find me next door playing pinball." --George Carlin

"Have you ever started a path? No one seems willing to do this. We don't mind using existing paths, but we rarely start new ones. Do it today. Start a path. Even if it doesn't led anywhere." --George Carlin

Those who stand on the shoulders of giants have a long way to fall - I can never remeber who said this but I like it :laugh:

"Hello this is Jason Mraz reporting live for invisible microphone news."-Jason Mraz

"Final scene gotta keep it jiggy on the dance floor." *dances funny cuz he's in a carrot costume*-Chris(GC)

:laugh: :lol2: :P

"Hello this is Jason Mraz reporting live for invisible microphone news."-Jason Mraz

"Final scene gotta keep it jiggy on the dance floor." *dances funny cuz he's in a carrot costume*-Chris(GC)

:laugh: :lol2: :P


Your avatar reminds of my Bro. He thinks he is going to be the next Eminem (or is that m&m lol) even though he's English and has never even seen a Getto :lol2:

If you see someone without a smile, give them yours.

If you see someone without a smile, give them yours.


Like me

This is my favourate quote ever is

we? - can mean so many things - we as in me and you - we as in we the people - and my personal favorate weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. - cozmo the fairy from fairly odd parents :sorcerer: :lol2:

:lol2: I love that one Mallek!

From Dazed & Confused:
"What I like about high school girls...I get older and they stay the same age!" :lol2:

My mate went on a trip to America and went on tour of some American History Museum, when the Tour guide said that America was over 200 years old - he shouted out my pub is older than that - which had me in stitches - his local pub is 450 years old. :lol2:

"My name is Inago Mantoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
"My name is Inago Mantoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
"My name is Inago Mantoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
"My name is Inago Mantoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

"My name is Inago Mantoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
"My name is Inago Mantoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
"My name is Inago Mantoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
"My name is Inago Mantoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"


Princess Bride - I love that film 8)

I love Princess Bride, too!

"What's this? An elf will go underground where a dwarf will not? Ohh. I'll never hear the end of this!"

Princess Bride is one of the best films EVER!

"Yeah, True Love Is The Greatest Thing In The World, Except For A Nice MLT-Mutton, Lettuce And Tomato Sandwich, When The Mutton Is Nice And Lean, And The Tomato Is Ripe. They're So Perky. I Love That. But That's Not What He Said-He Distinctly Said, 'To Blave' And As We All Know, To Blave Means To Bluff, Heh? So You Were Probably Playing Cards, And He Cheated..."

Princess Bride is one of the best films EVER!

"

Can you name the people in it -

Carry Elles - sp?
Billy Crystal
Andre The Giant
Columbo - I forget his real name
Fred Savage

Err who else?????????????????????/

Cary Elwes (biffed the spelling on that)
Robin Wright-Penn
Mandy Patinkin
Wallace Shawn
Andre the Giant
Chris Sarandon
Christopher Guest
Billy Crystal
Carol Kane
Mel Albert (that's probably wrong...the guy who played the Albino)
Fred Savage
Peter Falk

No, I haven't seen this movie a hundred times. ;D

:lol2: Cheshyre, you beat me to the punch! I knew the list of actors, too!

Me also, I think I watch the Princess Bride like 3 times a month lol

Okay, back on topic now:

"Never argue with another person's hallucinations!" :lol2:

I just found my old website and my old stories!! *so happy*
I wrote this story about a girl deserted on an island *waaaay b4 Lost was even thought of* and I wondered if anyone would like to read it here, since we all like the idea of people being stranded. So here it is!

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/snowiechick16/stranded.html

Ophelia, I bookmarked it and will read it later! Thanks for sharing!

These are all funny hilarious Dom quotes from when he was on Hetty Wainthropp...really they will have you in stitches!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Geoffrey: This tape recorder's pushing me breasts out of place!

Client: Only women and poofs eat salad.
Geoffrey: Well, I think I'd like some salad.

Janet: I'm hungry.
Geoffrey: Me too.
Janet: For lunch!
Geoffrey: Ah! That as well.
(p.s. Janet is his g/f on the show)

Girl: You know, you're beginning to grow on me. I've been wondering what you're like in bed.
Geoffrey: I've had no complaints.
Girl: Maybe you've had no opportunities either.
Geoffrey: I don't know how to reply to that.
((that filthy minx!))

Mr. Wainthropp: You're a teenager.
Geoffrey: I am.
Mr. Wainthropp: You've got urges.
Geoffrey: I have.
Mr. Wainthropp: It's a problem.
Geoffrey: It is.
((it is??))

"You know I love you, my little monkeys. But leave me my dreams. Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily." ~Gilda Radner

mmmm someone said this but I love it! It's so deep..

Went to the beach for the day and wrote as much as I could about this incredible experience and where my life seemed to be taking me, etc. I fell asleep, and when I woke up the papers were blowing down the beach and into the water. I sat up and watched until I couldn't see one piece of paper left. I drove home and felt happy. -Dom

I also love this from Garden State

This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing. - Sam (Nat Portman)

GARDEN STATE! I love that movie todos los dias!

I love the part where they're at Sam's house and they have to bury the hamster before the dogs eat it. That hit so close to home.

And: "Oh my God. You're, like, so freaked out right now. You're, like, running for the door. No. Don't worry about it. It's okay. I don't care..." or Sam says something to that effect.

"Sometimes when I get nervous, I stick my hands underneath my arms and then I smell em Like That...its gross..."~ Mary Katherine Gallagher...SUPASTAR! :lol:

The Whole Making Out With The Tree Scene....OMG....
after I saw that, my friend Crystal and I were at this park and she dared me to make out with a tree....how many people here think I did it??? Huh huh??

Ophelia, I would bet five thousand ligers and tigons that you did it.

YEP! And its not like I don't go and see him every once and awhile, cause I do. We still talk and stuff...he understands I am busy so we've both just gone in different directions. He's growing mold and I am working. Its aight. :phone:

I love this line that Cordelia said in Buffy when she was still a bitch -

''what's your major malfunction'' :lol2:

I love every Queen C quote with every fiber of my being.

"People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like the time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike, and it was the most traumatizing experience of my LIFE, and she's trying to make it all about her LEG! Like my pain meant NOTHING!" --Cordelia Chase

Cordelia: What's going on? Oh, God. Is the world ending? I have to research a paper on Bosnia for tomorrow, but if the world's ending, I'm not gonna bother.
Giles: You can't walk home alone, Buffy. It isn't safe.
Buffy: I don't know you.
Cordelia: Did something take her memory? He's Giles. Giiillles. He hangs out here a lot.
Buffy: Cordelia, could you please drive me home?
Cordelia: Of course. But if the world doesn't end, I'm gonna need a note.


I also love every Anya quote. Imagine Anya and Andrew combined--that's me.

Xander: It happens that I'm good at a lot of things. I help out with all kinds of... stuff. I have skills and... stratagems... I'm very... (to Anya) help me out.
Anya: He's a Viking in the sack.


Anya: So... um, you Xanders really do have all the same memories, all the same... physical attributes?
Suave Xander: We're completely identical.
Lame Xander: Yeah, we checked out some stuff in the car on the way over... Fingerprints!
Anya: Well, maybe we shouldn't do this reintegration thing right away. See, I can take the boys home and we can all have sex together, and, you know, just slap 'em back together in the morning.


I could go on and on forever...

Xander had some of the best quotes ever - but I can't remember any of them now :lol2:

"I laugh in the face of danger...and then I run and hide until it goes away." --Xander Harris

(Well, the quote is something like that...)

"I laugh in the face of danger...and then I run and hide until it goes away." --Xander Harris

(Well, the quote is something like that...)


Ha ha ha ha ha ha h aha :lol2: I love that one :lol2:

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. Abraham Lincoln

As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being. Carl Jung

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. Robert Frost

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. Except the weasels. Homer Simpson

I forget who said this but I like it all the same -

''A true measure of strength is not of the body - but of the soul'' :angel:

"I am waiting for Vizzini"
"You surely are a meany"
~Princess Bride

"Vizzin, he likes to fuss."
"He likes to yell at us!"
"I'm sure he means no harm."
"He's very very low on charm!"
~PB

"I wonder if he is using the same wind as us."

Willow: Besides, when is there any "us two"? You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one.

Willow: It's a turvy-topsy world.

Giles: That's why I think we should all keep a level head at this.
Willow: And I happen to think that mine is the level head and yours is the one things would roll off of.

Buffy: Conjuring? Will, let's be realistic here, okay? Your basic spells are usually only about 50-50.
Willow: Oh yeah?! Well... so's your face.

''I'm not saying that I don't trust you - and I am not saying that I do - But I don't'' - Charlie Sheen (Hot Shots)

''I guess I picked a bad day to stop smoking cigarettes'' -Lloyd Bridges (Airplane)

''I guess I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue'' - Lloyd Bridges (Airplane)

''I guess I picked a bad day to stop taking amphetamines'' - Lloyd Bridges (Airplane)

''Dyke? - You can't say that you can't even say Lesbian any more - it's women in comfortable shoes'' - Robin Williams (Good Morning Vietnam) :lol2:

:lol2: :lol2: If you stand too close to the edge, one of your friends might push you over it!!

"Nothing runs like a deere."- John Deere

"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealsers, Christian Republicans." --George Carlin

"I demand a recount!" - George Bush

''I live life so close to the edge - I'm on the lid'' - Eddie Izzard :lol2:

''I live life so close to the edge - I'm on the lid'' - Eddie Izzard :lol2:


:lol2: Mallek, that's priceless!! I love it!

"Evil will always win because good is dumb." Dark Helmet- Spaceballs

I'm sorry if this has already been done, but it's my favorite Chretien quote ever:

"A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven."

Yeah for incoherent learders! :D

:laugh:
Shep

“I hate to advocate weird chemicals, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone . . . but they’ve always worked for me.” the late great Hunter S Thompson

Shep, I bow before you for having the Chreitien quote... ma, I miss that joker. :lol2:

"Then must you speak, Of One that lov'd not wisely but too well." --From Othello (V, ii, 343-344)
"This thing of darkness I acknowledge mine." --From Prospero The Tempest (V, i, 275-276)

"The strong must protect the sweet" - Homer Simspon
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?" - Home Simpson

Thanks, Lepeka. I know what you mean, Martin just doesn't seem to have the same flare for crazy quotes! :)

Here's a quote from one of my past TV obessions:
"I've always wondered why there's a naval base on Lake Michigan. Who's gonna attack? Canadians?" Doug Ross, ER


~Shep~

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"Now he's a philosophizer!"

Some more GC Quotes Mwahahahahha.....

Paul: Dude, I never drink beer. Never.
Joel: You just did.
Paul: Oh.

Joel: So this one time, I'm at school buying lunch.
Benji: And?
Joel: That's it.

Benji: Remember that dude who worked at Waldorf Kiddie Parties, doing face painting and painting nails?
Billy: Yeah...
Benji: That was me!

Paul: Bulbasaur! GO!
Joel: I choose you Raichu!

"I used to run around with garbage bags on my head. I never got any girls."-Billy

"I always get llama's and ostriches mixed up."-Billy

:D :lol2: :P :lol2: ;D 8)

Paul: Bulbasaur! GO!
Joel: I choose you Raichu!

:jump: :jump:

Mwhahahaha...I want to marry a guy just like that :laugh:

I know I can do anything but my immersion reality
strangles my thoughts. This is why I find flight so difficult.

CROW: Either that or there is some physical law against flapping my arms and
flying.

Doubt makes glass impenetrable, stairs give way and sight, fail.

TOM: And English, falter.

If I could totally banish doubt then I could be a god in this world.

CROW: I don't doubt you need professional help. There. I'm your new god now!

Over the years, I have come to use the light's reluctance to go on as an index of my conscious state.

TOM: "Light -- see also 'conscious state.'"

The presence grabs me and I panic.

CROW: Take the watch! Take my money! Just don't hurt me!

But I know I am dreaming so to some extent, I am still powerful. I grapple with the presence and notice a low cut black evening dress.

MIKE: The dress catches my eye, and I simply know I MUST have it! Thank goodness for credit cards and American Express.

(((all from Mystery Science Theater 3000 - click this link to read more!!! http://linuxsavvy.com/staff/jgotts/mst3k/body-mind.html )))

:jump: :jump:

Mwhahahaha...I want to marry a guy just like that :laugh:

:D Aren't they great gaaah I love them so much :P

"Billy's a pretty pretty boy who likes shirts with stars on them & Nightmare Before Christmas what more could you ask for?"-Me

"I solemly swear I am up to no good it's true I'm never up to any good god bless the Weasley twins!"-Me

"As you can see if I really knew Billy I'd always be picking on him."-Me

"My cake it's pink & the frosting tastes like lemons mmmm lemon......"-Me

"Goobers Gooby Ooby Oobers!!!"-Me

"I'm feelin very BENJIish at the moment I've got my hat & bandana on rockin GC on my headphones oh yeah gettin in touch with my inner Benji."-Me

Billy: I love Minas Tirith.
Dom: SHUT IT.

P.S. Tina, you fat lard, come get your ham! - Ophelia :lol2:

YAY! I've been quoted!
This must mean I am a celebrity now...
must.get.a.represenative!!! ;D :o

And fanboys...

And an entourage.

oooooo *eyes turn into stars*
just what I've always dreamed of!

Awesome! Can I have your autograph?

Sure!!!

ailehpo

there ya go!

:o ;D Thank you soooooooooooooooooooo much!

Opera Girl.....BUH BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 14, 2004 at the Tea Party:
Billy, Elijah, & blu: WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

wait-oh yeah, this is the random quotes thread...hahaha....I got confused since V likes to say random things

hmmm
quote


"I know a girl called Elsa, shes into alkaseltzer"
~Oasis song, supersonic

"Did I do that?" -Steve Urkel

"Somebody has to do the nasty" - Obiwan Lockeobi

YAY! I've been quoted!
This must mean I am a celebrity now...
must.get.a.represenative!!!* ;D :o


We're not worthy , we're not worthy , we're not worthy :lol2: - wayne and garth from wayne's world

"If Pete had told me that Legolas was gonna be jump-running around naked at that point, I probably would've stripped off and started skipping...."~Orli

"I've had pole-dancing lessons. It's all the craze in London. It's a great form of exercise and really good for the upper thighs." ~Jude Law

"I don't know, but he's hot." ~Me...lol

"Shiazah!"~Goldmember

"There are a lot of long words in there, Miss; we’re naught but humble pirates."~Capt. Barbossa

"Son, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."~Guess who! lol

"Do you want some blueberry pancakes? Or if you're feeling sinful, chocolate chip."~Seth (The O.C.)

"Never thought I'd die standing side by side with an elf."~Gimli
"What about side by side with a friend?"~Legolas

"For Frodo."~Aragorn

"I was always a little bit disappointed with the fact that when I cry, my face does weird things. I'm not able to that kind of sexy crying, of your face staying the same and you have tears rolling down your face. I have to gern and my chin has to wobble, and snot has to come out of my nose for me to cry."~Dom

Another one from the imfamous duo...
(The part where Frodo is saying by to Sam, Merry, and Pippin when he's going to the Havens)
"Once again, they cut a couple of...little lines out of here, um, when we shot the first time...I gave him a hug and then when he moves away, I say, ::whispers:: "You still owe me 30 quid..."~Dom
"Which, you know, I'm not sure if it works."
"Do your other line."~Dom
"Yeah..."~Billy
"What do you say?"~Dom
::whispers:: "'One of your hairs are in my mouth'....When I cuddled him."~Billy
::whispers:: " 'Does this mean I can have your bike? Who's moving into Bag End? You've still not paid the phone bill!' None of these lines would work"~Dom
"But they're lines, none the less."~Billy

Q: And where do you think your friendship is heading in the future? Dominic, you said you wanted to see Billy at your wedding ?

Boyd: If he pays for my plane fare.

Monaghan: I'll pay for it.

Boyd: And my hotel?

Monaghan: Well you can sleep on my floor with my new wife.

Boyd: OK. I'll go (laughing).

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How badly callused did your feet get?

DM: They were kind of moisturized because you’re in a little bubble of latex. They’re soft. I had an ingrown toenail. Boy, that was sore. The doctor had to come and stab it and all this puss came out. I was flicking it at Elijah.

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Since the first movie, tourism to New Zealand has gone up 20 percent...

Billy Boyd: 20 percent seems right. Someone told us that children reading novels has also gone up 20 percent. Also, Dom is 20 percent more handsome than he was when he started the movie.

Dominic Monaghan: You can see that, right? I think that's very apparent.

Billy Boyd: Yeah. I would say it's more 30, 35 percent.

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Past Article
The Next Reel
By Nina Rehfeld
December 18, 2002 - 3:00 AM PST



The Merry and Pippin Show
They were the comic relief of The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Hobbits Meriadoc "Merry" Brandybuck and Peregrin "Pippin" Took drew snickers from audiences at the theaters, but the actors who portray them, Dominic Monaghan and Billy Boyd, have since probably drawn more on press tours and in the DVD extras. As you read, you might hear in your mind's ear Monaghan's deadpan English accent and Boyd's twinkling Scottish lilt. We find them in the land of the Ents, taking tea with Treebeard. Take it away, boys...



Billy Boyd: Treebeard gets incredibly sore for your bum. We were up that tree for about twelve hours a day. The strange thing was, they built this tree. It was 20 feet tall. It made the acting easier because his face was there; it was animatronic. There was an actor there reading the lines. Really beautifully, which helped. And as Treebeard swept us up to look at us, we were actually being lifted 20 feet, so it all felt quite real.

But we had to be hooked in for safety reasons. With the hands and the branches, the natural sitting position was forward about 45 degrees, so you're always kind of hanging out of it. It got to the point that it was so difficult to get unhooked and to get down the ladder and then get back up again that we only went down for lunch. So in tea breaks, they would just hand us up a cup of tea and everyone would leave the studio, and it'd just be me, Dom and Treebeard. Sittin' there, havin' a cup of tea.

Dominic Monaghan: A nice bonding experience.

Well, you've been hanging around together for the last three years. What becomes of that sort of relationship?

Dominic Monaghan: Love. Deep-seated love. Though not on a sexual basis. No, yeah, we hang out all the time. We understand each other very well, we know what makes each other tick. And in terms of our career, we'd both like to work together for the rest of our lives. Solely, until the day we die.

It's just that some people really do think you're brothers.

Dominic Monaghan: Well, we are brothers. We're all brothers. Elijah and Sean and Orlando and Viggo and Ian, Billy and myself, we've all gone through this incredible experience. We try as hard as we can to explain to you guys about the time that we've had in New Zealand, but at the end of the day, the only people that really understand what we've been through are the guys in the movie and the crew and the rest of the cast. It's the longest film shoot of all time. You know, you hear actors say how well they've bonded with people over the course of six or nine weeks -- imagine being together for close to two years. It becomes an extension of your family. We're very, very lucky people.

Do you ever get nightmares about the whole Hobbit thing sticking to you?

Billy Boyd: Being typecast? No. It's just up to yourself to make sure that the choices you make will steer clear of that so people'll see you doing other things. This year, I've done a short film as an astronaut and then, in the last film I did with Peter Weir, I play a character probably as far away from Pippin as you could possibly get. A guy who knows where he is in his world and is very happy with that. He's on this ship and he's one of the best sailors and he could do everyone's job. So you know, you just have to make sure yourself that the typecasting thing doesn't happen.

That's the film with Russell Crowe?

Billy Boyd: Yeah.

Which will be called?

Billy Boyd: I'm not sure yet. Either Master and Commander or The Far Side of the World. It's based on Patrick O'Brien's books.

Can I ask why you have 'trees' written on your hand?

Dominic Monaghan: That is a very good question. Billy and I realized that these press tours are kind of a stage for us to talk about whatever issues we think are important. And with this movie, being Merry and Pippin up a tree, and a tree eventually doing his bit to save mankind, we think that it would be a good thing to get into the world's psyche through the media that we need to save the trees.

You know, Tolkien was talking about this in the 1940s and it doesn't seem to have been a problem that's been addressed. I've been hanging out with people who work for Greenpeace in Los Angeles. They were telling me that the size of eleven football pitches of rain forest are destroyed every single day. And don't come back. This is something that will eventually end up killing us. And ending the world because the forests are the lungs of the world. They're what help us breathe and we seem hell-bent on this war for oil which, at the end of the day, is a war for money and power. And I think it's ridiculous when the real things that we should be concerning ourselves with are continuing to live on this planet. And it won't happen -- it just simply won't happen if the forests are destroyed.

At the moment, there's something going through New Line which -- fingers crossed -- will happen and involve planting trees on every single continent in the world. Through the Lord of the Rings movie. We'd like to get people concerned with preserving their environment. I think it's the most important issue today. Otherwise there won't be a world to save.

Can you describe this project a bit?

Not really, no, because it's not a sure thing yet. It would be a huge tree-planting worldwide. To have forests come about in every continent so that people could visit them. You could go to Lothlorien in New Zealand or visit the Shire in England and it could be sponsored by a film company. That's the basic idea.

Since the first movie, tourism to New Zealand has gone up 20 percent...

Billy Boyd: 20 percent seems right. Someone told us that children reading novels has also gone up 20 percent. Also, Dom is 20 percent more handsome than he was when he started the movie.

Dominic Monaghan: You can see that, right? I think that's very apparent.

Billy Boyd: Yeah. I would say it's more 30, 35 percent.

Dominic Monaghan: No, I think it's great New Zealand can thrive like that. It's a great country to explore. It's got everything. Within the space of a couple of miles, you can go from a mountain to an incredible forest and then drive a little bit more and you're in a desert. You can go to some of the oldest forests in the world and see prehistoric ferns and all that. I don't think I'd have ever gone if I hadn't been involved with Lord of the Rings. I thought it was just like Australia, that kind of desolate landscape. But it's not; the actual flora and fauna are more like England and Europe. It's great. I'm going to buy a house there and end up bringing my kids up there.

Really?

Dominic Monaghan: I don't have kids yet, though.

Billy Boyd: Well, you should do.

Dominic Monaghan: I will do.

Billy Boyd: You're going to have to start working on that.

Dominic Monaghan: I will.

Billy Boyd: Good.

To what degree has playing these parts changed your lives?

Billy Boyd: Not wildly, actually. Life is pretty much same as it ever was. For me, I still live in Scotland, still see the same people, go to the same places. If anything, it means that my work is now seen on a more international stage, which is good. It means that you get the chance to work with people that you've dreamed of working with. So that's lovely.

But I guess you get recognized more often at the supermarket and so on.

Billy Boyd: Yeah, you get that, which is kind of weird. You forget sometimes that people have seen you, especially if you're abroad. I find it quite weird to be recognized, say, in Paris. You're used to it in your hometown or in Britain, even.

Dominic Monaghan: I was out walking last night and some kid, some French kid passed Elijah and me and went, "l'anglais!" And I was kind of, what? And he went up to Elijah and said, "l'anglais!" And Elijah was, Huh? And then he said, "l'anglais!" to me and hit me.

What to Watch Now


Let's say you've seen both LOTR movies now but you don't want to lose that tingly feeling. You want more swords, more sorcery, more pointy ears. Yulek's got a list for you, then: Goblins and Wizards and Elves, oh my.



Billy Boyd: Are you serious?

Dominic Monaghan: Yeah.

Billy Boyd: Honestly?

Dominic Monaghan: Yeah.

Billy Boyd: What does "l'anglais" mean?

Dominic Monaghan: English. It's that French-English thing. They hate us.

Billy Boyd: They like the Scots, though.

Dominic Monaghan: Yeah.

Billy Boyd: Battle of the Neville's Cross and all that.

Dominic Monaghan: He would have given you a cuddle.

Billy Boyd: Yeah.

Jesus Christ Opheilia i NEARLY PASSED AWAY READING THAT MY KIDS MAVE ALL GOT JOBS NOW AND I'VE GOT A BEARD :lol2:

LOL
let me explain!
I copied it from this site right and when it copied it, it unknowingly to ME copied the whole bloomin page!
so when I went to MODIFY it, my daft step of a dad accidentally unplugged me computer!
so yeah
there it is
the ugly truth!

LOL
let me explain!
I copied it from this site right and when it copied it, it unknowingly to ME copied the whole bloomin page!
so when I went to MODIFY it, my daft step of a dad accidentally unplugged me computer!
so yeah
there it is
the ugly truth!


lol nice avatar

yes
it fits me suitably, I think ;D

"The moon she hangs like a cruel portrait, soft winds whisper the bidding of trees, as this tragedy starts with a shattered glass heart and the mid-nightmare trampling of dreams. But oh, no tears please. Fear and pain may accompany death, but it is desire that shepards it certainty as we shall see."
"Her Ghost in theFog" - Cradle of Filth

"Victims. Aren't we all?"
The Crow

"All right!"
The Mabudachi Trio - Fruits Basket

Lets all take a moment to reminisce

From Amends *Episode 10
Angel: * And ever shall be. I wanted to know why I was back. Now I do.
Buffy: * *You don't know. Some great evil takes credit for bringing you back and you buy it? You just give up?
Angel: * I can't do it again, Buffy. I can't become a killer.
Buffy: * *Then fight it.
Angel: * It's too hard.
Buffy: * *Angel, please, you have to get inside.
Angel: *It told me to kill you. You were in the dream. You know. It told me to lose my soul in you and become a monster again.
Buffy: * *I know what it told you. What does it matter?
Angel: *Because I wanted to! Because I want you so badly! I want to take comfort in you, and I know it'll cost me my soul, and a part of me doesn't care.

U Angel fans are just like us Dom/Billy fans!
Lets unite and we shall RULE ZE WORLD! *evil cackle, thunder clap, yadda yadda*

"When I walk up in the pieeeeeeeeece. I ain't gotta even speeeeeeeeeak.


I'm a bad mamajama goddammit ************ you ain't gotta like meeeeeeeee." --Drew Goddard.

I concur, Ophelia. I've said it before, I'll say it again: We could SO take over the world.

From "On the bright side, I am now the girlfriend of a sex god" by Louise Rennison

"Something quite interesting happened last night; I slit my throat and my head fell off. Have you seen it anywhere?"

"Libbsy, where are you pet? What are you doing?"
"Nuffing."
Mum rushed in there saying, "Oh God."
I heard bang, bang and Mum yelling, "Libby, that is Mummy's best lipstick!"
"It looks nice!"
"No, it doesn't. Cats don't wear lipstick!"
"Yes."
"Owww; don't kick Mummy."
"Bad Mummy!"

:lol2:

I haven't read any of the Confessions of Georgia Nicholson in forever...

There's no I in team. But there is a M and an E.

"Canada being mad at you is like Mr. Rogers throwing a brick through your window."
--Jon Stewart, The Daily Show

I like this ruling the world idea. What's next?

Fanboys.

What we doin' tonight Brain - Same thing we do every night Pinky... Try to take over the world - Pinky and the Brain :lol2:

Narf, zoit, poink!

((((cuz this song is sooooo funny))))
I dedicate it to Varda

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be
happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT???
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and
laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..


They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa,
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!

“I think so Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would
the children look like?”

I have an avie that says that!! Mwhahaha....lurve that!

ahh but what is the next line ;)

"Shut up Pinky" usually!

"It doesn't matter they would be loved"

LOL
thats freakin hilarious
thanks for that :laugh:

"It's a small world but I'd sure hate to paint it." Stephen Wright

"I've got a lamp that needs some SERIOUS trimming." -Tess from Roswell

Giles: Dealing with people requires a certain, uh, finesse.

Anya: I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector! I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles, and bribe him with money and goods!

"I bent my wookie" R Wiggum

"Am I the only one he freaks out?"- Loke Groundrunner
"No, me too at first."- Hand Solo
~Thumb Wars
(they are talking about Chewbacca)

Willow: *I wish Buffy was here!
(Buffy runs in.)

Buffy: *I'm here!

Willow: *I wish I had a million dollars!

LOL
thats awesome

"If we don't change the direction we are headed, we will end up where we are going" -Chinese Proverb

"The point is that we don't know anything about these Czechoslovakians. Are they good Czechoslovakians? Bad Czechoslovakians?...For all we know, they don't have their passports."~ Roswell

You're not kidnapping me, you're abducting me!~Maria, Roswell

Olaf: Come here tiny man! You are small and toylike!

Some quotes from my new fav movie GRIND

Wham Bam steal the Van.-Lou(Joey Kern)

You know, everybody could use a little back up once in awhile.-Eric(Mike Vogel)

Greetings from the interior.-Matt(Vince Vieluf)

I'll snap your neck like a glow stick!-Dustin(Adam Brody)

Matt throws Dustin's Collage book out the van window.
M-This is vaction!
D-Get off me! Get off me! Why would you do that? I'm gonna vomit! Do it again & I'll castrate you like salami.
M-What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do man?
D-I swear to god! Why would you throw out my book? Beacause you can't read? It makes you mad? Try it again try it again.

:P :laugh: :lol2: :D

Moo - a cow last night - not a great quote but I like it :laugh:

"Allow myself to introduce........myself." - Austin Powers

Ha ha ha Capn.* That's the best.* I love that part.*

Doesn't help that my husband let my 4 year old daughter watch Goldmember. She was playing with her stuffed animals the other day and she said one of their names were Fuk Mi. My hasband had to explain because for a sec I thought she was trying to say something else. I told daddy it wasn't amusing.

:o Yep, that's definitely not a movie for young'uns. ;)

"Wakey wakey. Eggs and bakey!" ~Bud from Kill Bill

(I still laugh when he says that!)

I saw the first Austin Powers movie when I was seven...

Willow: 'Kiss rocks'? Why would anyone want to kiss... Oh, wait. I get it.

Ha ha ha Capn.* That's the best.* I love that part.*

Doesn't help that my husband let my 4 year old daughter watch Goldmember.* She was playing with her stuffed animals the other day and she said one of their names were Fuk Mi.* My hasband had to explain because for a sec I thought she was trying to say something else.* I told daddy it wasn't amusing.


It's Fook Mi and Fook You isn't it ???

Yes, yes it is Mallek :)

"My little China Girl, I'll ruin everything you are"

Yes, yes it is Mallek :)

"My little China Girl, I'll ruin everything you are"


David Bowie?

Ding Ding Ding!!! Yes Bowie....one of my personal faves :)

hes cool - but my mum loves him more :lol2:

I <3 Bowie, but not as much as Depp :)

Spike (to Buffy): Yeah, back off, Betty!

Buffy: It's Buffy! You big, bleached... stupid guy.

Spike (to Buffy):* Yeah, back off, Betty!

Buffy:* It's Buffy!* You big, bleached... stupid guy.


ROFLMAO :roflmao: I love that one :lol2:

Anya: Xander's not here.

Buffy: Oh.

(Pause)

Anya: You're not going away. Why aren't you going away?

Milhouse : My dingaling, My dingaling I want you to play with my........
Principal Skinner : That's enough of that