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beth8i8
01-06-2005, 06:13 PM
Wow, Kate's a Ninja!

Okay, so not really...but geez! The girl can climb frelling anything, she can lie like she's being paid for it, she's mastered the head-butt (poor Sawyer!), she's got amateur magician skills, and in a split second she can take out 3 grown men with non-kill shots as if she'd done it 1,000 times...I mean, seriously, what sort of stuff did her Ranger dad TEACH this girl?

More importantly, is (or was) she working FOR someone, or for herself?

Can a girl that good at lying be AT ALL what she appears?

....and besides, only someone with super Ninja skills could devise a way to get a smooth, nickless bikini wax after being stranded on a desert island for a few weeks.

Ladies, am I right? ;)

8i8

theG
01-06-2005, 06:16 PM
...devise a way to get a smooth, nickless bikini wax after being stranded on a desert island for a few weeks.


If I could have one super power, that would be it.

jme
01-06-2005, 06:32 PM
I'm sure somewhere in all the luggage there has to be razors, mens and womens, so I'm not seeing the hairless beauties as "too" far fetched. I boat ALOT at Lake Powell for 1-2 weeks at a time and all the girls are always able to shave on the beach with a llittle water and soap. Now after they have been there for a couple of months and the razors start to dull then I'll be skeptical. LOL :lol2:

I completely agree that Kate has had to have had some formal training with weapons and fighting. She is pretty tough physically!!

beth8i8
01-06-2005, 06:47 PM
If I could have one super power, that would be it.



BAAAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA!* * :lol2:* * *:lol2:* * *:lol2:



8i8