Well?
I mean what did you expect - a place to vent your sarcasm without getting flammed around here? Sheesh.

Sign up and get yourself a cup of coffee and your free "Very Vincenty" t-shirt. :rolleyes:

Sarcastic Individuals:
1. TheShrinkLady
2. Island Caddy
3. Venicebeachbrat
4. Mike n Me
5. SawyersPeachyKeen
6. Sun's Little Popo
7. mnfanoflost
8. Alkcalien
9. newfgirl
10. goddessblue
11. lost budgie
12. marlihen
13. diablo237 (of course you would get number 13)
14. Possegal
15. lost_aussie_gal

Only request.....if you do want to quote people, don't flame them, use their name or tell us how you found them. Just point at the carwreck and move on, there is nothing to see.....:drowsy:

Update: Well apparently we have behaved ourselves enough that we can continue on our way but we must play nice.

Questions/Observations we have for the writers:

1. Boone is hot.
2. Walt needs a towel.
3. Ethan is not a zombie.
4. Locke is not Shanon's father.
5. Ana Lucia should have gone to a career counselor before joining the force.
6. Purgatory is a very bad word.
7. They are all dreaming just like in the Matrix. That is why Michael from the Matrix can talk to Walt on the computer!!!
8. Pick a 'I have solved the mystery of Lost' theory for all you really need to know about Lost.
9. Can Kate's horse be trained to type the numbers in the computer?
10. People who live in Iowa either have Southern or Canadian accents.
11. Kate is very sad, but she just cannot cry. This is the true reason that she kills.
12. Apparently the boat people are either Morg or I-Morg and the real reason they kidnapped Walt was for his magnificent brain, which they are now using to run the island's systems. Like Spock, before him, Walt is able to talk to people via a computer link.
13. Kate will flashback for seeing a horse, but witnessing a detonation rings no bells in her pretty little head.
14. Island horses are tame. I bet they are tasty as well.
15 Are Kate's backstories just filler till the writers figure out what happens when the blast doors come crashing down in the hatch?
16. Bill Gates is a member of the Hanso Institute.
17. Walt is not an Other, but an employee of the GeekSquad.
18. The Others are Hillbilly Pirates. So wait, if they run over a Hanso Shark with their boat, are they eating Sushi or Road Kill?
19. The Island is a spaceship. That is why there are Blastdoors.
20. Lost REALLY IS a dog and pony show.
21. Was it REALLY a good idea for the guilt ridden surgeon to give the gun happy cop a drink of tequila while she is holding a knife?
22. The baby Aaron smells good. Ergo, everyone else on the Island must smell really, really bad.
23. Kate's HORSE killed Kate's real Dad, but told Kate to ride away on the motorcycle before she would get hurt? Who is this horse - Mr. ED?
24. The horse is an OTHER.
25. Wait...the horse is the REAL Sawyer, aka Velvet Sawyer.
26. Sawyer needs a haircut.
27. Jack landed so far away from the rest of the survivors because he was abducted by the Others and injected with a serum that gave him an unshavable 5 o'clock shadow.
28. Kate's military dad was working on part of the Dharma Initiative. It was his plan to crash the plane.


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Sounds like a good idea but no matter what.....people are going to feel attacked or get their feelings hurt when you speak poorly about their fave person on the show....

just my opinion....

oh yeah, i know...but that is why we will confine it here.....they don't have to read it if they don't visit.

welcome to the sarcasm shipper....now here is your flame proof cloak

we can be sarcastic without being mean folks...so hang out and enjoy.


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LOL....thanks, I have to find something really sarcastic to say.....hmmmm......

MEMEME!!! :biggrin:

Thanks for the invitation, Mylady! 't is like a breath of fresh air to my poor flamed soul! Let's ooooooooooooooze sarcasm like there is no tomorrow...

:hug:

Taking my sarcastic bum off to bed now, driving from Vienna to Linz tomorrow (gaaaaaaah, traffic jams, ice and snow galore, no doubt... :ohwell: I am sure I will need to vincent (god, I love this word) a little in here when I come on Thursday. I will wear my sarcasm batch with pride! :biggrin:

boone is sooo hott!!!!

(((((ShrinkLady)))) Nice to see you my friend!

Is tonight a repeat?

Is Shannon really, really dead? "As coronor I must confer, I thoroughly examined her, and she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead!" ;)

*high fives peachy*
what up dude?

*PeachyKeen looks down quick*

Whew! For a moment there I thought I got some new parts! But you are just pulling a Hurley. :)

*high five to mike*

Mike and Sawyer....how nice to see you....have some coffee.... here is your free t-shirt.

Breathe in the fresh air boys and girls....nice atmosphere, no? Look at the nice wall to wall carpeting in here.....


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*puts on sarcasm t-shirt and then pins her mibby button to it*

thanks lady!

Hey Shrink Lady - you can sign me up for this shipper. When I'm feeling sarcastic I can dump here right? Sounds good!
Well now Shannon can be hott right alongside Boone, she'd look good in some zombie makeup don't you think? Bring out those high cheekbones; anyway it'd be good for her anorexia...

those mibby buttons are selling like hotcakes, mike.....

*PeachyKeen looks down quick*

Whew! For a moment there I thought I got some new parts! But you are just pulling a Hurley. :)

*high five to mike*

Hey SPK - who's pulling Hurley? LOL That belongs in a Hurley/Danielle ship....

just a reminder to not let this thread turn into chitchat with one liners and such.
thank you.

Cool! A T-shirt AND a button?

I am not worthy!

Ok, I am off to find some poor unsuspecting victim for my first sarcasm!

Today's Stupid Thought to Ponder:

Shannon was a ballerina.
Ballerina's feet are usually pretty ugly from their toe shoes.
Shannon is now also dead.
How ugly are Shannon's feet now?
Discuss.

just a reminder to not let this thread turn into chitchat with one liners and such.
thank you.

That's fine.

And feel free to delete it any time if you think it is getting over the top.
Thanks.

Man, I love the Fuse....the mods actually tell you what your boundries are around here. Me likey.

So, like are they all in purgatory?
And why are there so many repeats?


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That IS a good thing!
And they are NOT in purgatory. It is all Kate's dream and she is going to wake up and find Jack in her shower. ;)

Noooo. My brother's friend's grant aunt who was an extra on on of the epis said that Ana Lucia is going to come to and it really is like the Matrix. They are all plugged into a giant battery of some sort. The battery is made of giant black rock.

Hi all! Add me to the list! Too bad I don't have an extra second to say anything funny or sarcastic
Happy Turkeyday!

oh and Ethan comes back but he's a zombie.

Can I lurk in here? Or post ocassionally?

Sounds as though this would be a good place to hang out!

Are you sure they know what they are talking about? I have seen alot of people on many boards who claim to know someone, or be affiliated with, the show, so forgive me if I am a little wary. I don't like to read spoilers and I like to watch each episode as it comes.

Can I lurk in here? Or post ocassionally?

Sounds as though this would be a good place to hang out!

You are more than welcome!

Don't forget to put on your "Very Vincenty" t-shirt.

Well?
I mean what did you expect - a place to vent your sarcasm without getting flammed around here? Sheesh.

LOL! :D

Though a better title might be "The Sarcasm Group", as you're not actually 'shipping anything, just formaing a sarcasm group. :)

No, we are shipping Sarcasm.....because you can't do it anywhere else on the Fuse and not get tsked tsked about it. We are promoting it, but only here.

Naturally, our patron saint would be Sawyer.

I personally am going to put this photo on my own Sawyer altar at home:


http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&meta=lastup&cat=31&pos=0

Must. Join.
Even my name and Avi are vincents.:biggrin:

[sarcasm font] I think the French Lady is really a psychic and info from your brother's wife's aunt's husband's secretary's sister's boss is usually a good source for spoilers . [sarcasm font]

Welcome newf girl....love the avatar..looks very much like an old boyfriend of mine...no insult to your lovely dog was meant by that statement.

You are right....we really do need sarcasm font.....should it be grey on grey?

And the French Lady will be on Medium next week. It's true.

Riddle me this batman.....or anyone else.....

Why would you go on the spoiler board and complain about the spoilers being there? OR post on the thread and say you didn't look at the spoiler?
Discuss


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Not a member of any ships, just never considered my self a shippy kinda gal. Yes, I still get crushes on the hotties (I mean, I'm not dead, ya know ;)) But this is one ship I must be a part of!!

Jack/Kate/Locke/Hurley/Michael/Eko/Ana/Libby/Rose/Bernard/Jin/Sun/Charlie/Claire/Sawyer/Sayid/Vincent is an OTHER!!!

Discuss.

This is my type of 'Ship, especially since they closed the one I started down. Have room for me?

Welcome newf girl....love the avatar..looks very much like an old boyfriend of mine...no insult to your lovely dog was meant by that statement.

:biggrin: Come to think of she reminds me of one of mine too.

Grey on grey is good, then maybe the members can all have secret decoder rings.
That way when we are really vincenty no one gets offended ;)

Wasn't the guy in the hospital next to Sarah really Locke?
I can't wait for tonights episode since I know it will be the worst show EVER!

Ahhh - feel much better now thanks.

*edit -- *waves to goddess* - lab is a bit quiet today -no?
*lumbers off to try to figure out how to fit another group on her signature*

Yes goddessblue and lost budgie. You are hereby welcomed.
Goddessblue.......your avatar.....it is that Vegas Grateful Dead Bear Logo? Very nice.
You are correct EVERYONE is an Other - youalleverybody.
And we have room for everybody as long as they help pay the beer tab at the end of the night.

Rhetorical Question of the Day: Do I smell funny?

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If there's one thing I can do and do well, it's gotta be the sarcasm. Too bad it appears to have been lost with the CSAS.


So, why would you go to the spoiler board and say you have a theory about something that's being discussed, but refuse to say what your theory is because you want to know what other people think first? Why not just say what it is you think the thing is and let the discussion go? Or, do you do it so you can come back after the thing being discussed is revealed on the show so you can say "That's what I thought it was" even though it wasn't what you thought it was?

Discuss.

If there's one thing I can do and do well, it's gotta be the sarcasm. Too bad it appears to have been lost with the CSAS.


So, why would you go to the spoiler board and say you have a theory about something that's being discussed, but refuse to say what your theory is because you want to know what other people think first? Why not just say what it is you think the thing is and let the discussion go? Or, do you do it so you can come back after the thing being discussed is revealed on the show so you can say "That's what I thought it was" even though it wasn't what you thought it was?

Discuss.

Ow!!! My brain hurts.

Man, I love the Fuse....the mods actually tell you what your boundries are around here. Me likey.
yeah? well some of the posters here dont take to kindly to it.
while i am being all helpful and stuff, another reminder.
please stop what appears to be thread bumping. replying to your own posts
instead of adding it to a previous post is not a good thing.
try using the multiquote feature. it is very cool.

OR better yet.....why would you rip off someone's name who is doing spoilers on another board and come to this board with their name? Look things like this do happen. It happen to my Aunt Midge's 5th cousin twice removed's Mother on the set of Hope and Faith, and her life was just ruined after that.

Oops just saw that halfrek....not trying to bump my own threads....did not know about multifeature post thing....sorry. My bad.

So, why would you go to the spoiler board and say you have a theory about something that's being discussed, but refuse to say what your theory is because you want to know what other people think first? Why not just say what it is you think the thing is and let the discussion go? Or, do you do it so you can come back after the thing being discussed is revealed on the show so you can say "That's what I thought it was" even though it wasn't what you thought it was?

Discuss.

::blinking:: Well, I got a theory about that! People are just racking up posts. . . Substance doesn't matter, just volume.

::blinking:: Well, I got a theory about that! People are just racking up posts. . . Substance doesn't matter, just volume.

Well I can certainly see why that would be important. People with LOTS of posts are MUCH smarter than people with no posts. There is a direct correlation to your stars and your abilty to discuss things intelligently. I think it has something to do with the electromagnetic properties of the stars. They help increase your brain waves.
So it isn't really that people are trying to up their post count, just trying to get smarter.


Oh and by the way, I solved the mystery of Lost but I want to hear what you think before I tell you what it is.

Well I can certainly see why that would be important. People with LOTS of posts are MUCH smarter than people with no posts. There is a direct correlation to your stars and your abilty to discuss things intelligently. I think it has something to do with the electromagnetic properties of the stars. They help increase your brain waves.
So it isn't really that people are trying to up their post count, just trying to get smarter.


Oh and by the way, I solved the mystery of Lost but I want to hear what you think before I tell you what it is.

OW!!!! Man, my brain is really hurting today....can you please stop that? Thanks.

*runs off to play with multiposting feature.*

No, we are shipping Sarcasm....Ah right, because that makes total sense.

(See what I did there? :biggrin:)

Ya, it's a group. A group enjoying and promoting sarcasm, rather than one supporting a relationship.

A love triangle between three characters named Sarah, Cassie and Mark could be called a Sarcasm 'ship but this Group is nothing to do with 'ships (and everything to do with sarcasm). So just a group. Being sarcastic. A bit like how the

Just trying to be helpful. :)

*waves to Caddy - passes her a long over due slice of cheesecake*

Why do I get the feeling we will be hanging out here a lot?

Yes, most especially with the upcoming break.

Is this the place I get to be cranky? That's nice.
Hey Shrinkwrap, how are ya? Add me, would you please? Thanks ever so.
Oh, and where's my vincentin' t-shirt/coffee mug/button/badge/goodiebag/_________(insert choice of prize)? Snap to, shrinky.
Snarky smiles, marli
453 days and counting...

Ha, I actually haven't been as spoiled as I usually am so I missed that one.
Will have to mosey over and check it out so I can come back with some good sarcastic posts. Looking forward to some good poser/foilers over the break- should give us lots to vincent about.

Sign me up please. I am the dark prince of sarcasm!
Thanks

okay. lemme put this as carefully as i can. this is NOT the place or the site
to come and post rude/sarcastic things about other posters on this site.
this appears to be quickly devolving into something that we do NOT want on this site.

perhaps this whole concept needs to be rethought. :undecide:

okay. lemme put this as carefully as i can. this is NOT the place or the site
to come and post rude/sarcastic things about other posters on this site.
this appears to be quickly devolving into something that we do NOT want on this site.

perhaps this whole concept needs to be rethought. :undecide:

I took down the two posts in question, halfrek.

I took down the two posts in question, halfrek.

That explains why I was extremely confused, I never saw them. I don't get out much.
How come only the mods get cool colored type face? I miss my cool colored type face, sigh.
Can I be a mod? If only for the colors?
Smiles, marli
...it feels like home to me...
451 days and counting...

yeah? well some of the posters here dont take to kindly to it.
while i am being all helpful and stuff, another reminder.
please stop what appears to be thread bumping. replying to your own posts
instead of adding it to a previous post is not a good thing.
try using the multiquote feature. it is very cool.

I took down the two posts in question, halfrek.

That explains why I was extremely confused, I never saw them. I don't get out much.
How come only the mods get cool colored type face? I miss my cool colored type face, sigh.
Can I be a mod? If only for the colors?
Smiles, marli
...it feels like home to me...
451 days and counting...

Ok, I thought I had this figured out, but maybe not.
Long weekends and babysitters give me time to scour the FAQs here, which means I've answered my own question regarding the colored text, and why I don't have it. (Although, my kids and hubby think I am a Very Important Person Indeed, so, when you set up colors for VIPIs let me know.)
About the multi text quote thing....? I am still confused on that little item. I click it, nothing happens, I click again, nothing happens, I click a different post, still nothing. Hmm, so I go back and find the post that mentions it and reply with a quote. HEY, look at that, all these quotes pop up, from before...sigh, I'll never figure this out.
Ok all, it's the Sarcasm GROUP (I agree, it's not really a ship at all, more like a boat, maybe a canoe), which means you all get to Meep me and I won't even cry...much.
Smiles, marli
...it feels like home to me...
450 days and counting...


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Hey Marli, it looks like you figured out the multi quote thing? Not being sarcastic for the moment, lemmie know if you need help w/ it. :biggrin:

Thank you, Blue. I am a fairly new poster here, although I've lurked awhile. I'm not used to a board that actually has Mods doing their job! So, I don't want to tick off a Mod by being uninformed.
I think I figured out the multi-post thing, but I don't see how it helps the thread to not be bumped. What I mean is, I still end up posting a reply, not adding to my last post as an "edit" would, does that make sense? My assumption is that the multi-post would be good to answer many people with one reply, rather than one person at a time, with many replies, which I suppose would look like an attempt to bump the thread. ~Deep breath!~
Is is obvious that I have no adults to talk to here? I ramble so...
Smiles, marli
...it feels like home to me...
450 days and counting...

okay. lemme put this as carefully as i can. this is NOT the place or the site
to come and post rude/sarcastic things about other posters on this site.
this appears to be quickly devolving into something that we do NOT want on this site.

perhaps this whole concept needs to be rethought. :undecide:


*has now figured out the entire multiquoting feature thingamabob on this site*

Ok, so if you want to take it down, it is fine with me. Just thought it would be easier to dump here than attack on the other threads or be attacked on other threads. Okey dokey....well our group, ship, (wait Sawyer and Shannon were both sarcastic last season, so that's two Sarcastic people....wait....we DO have a ship...oh but she's dead, darn it........), looks to be sinking. So do with this what thou wilt..

well our group, ship, ............ looks to be sinking.

Does this mean I am going to drown? I can swim, but I really don't want to today...I'm tired.
Smiles, marli
...where are you now?...
448 days and counting...

Does this mean I am going to drown? I can swim, but I really don't want to today...I'm tired.
Smiles, marli
...where are you now?...
448 days and counting...

Darling, please don't make me multipost....I am really still full from Turkey Day, and the result could be rather unpleasant. Glad you are well. If they do take away our ship, I will PM you Marli.:cool:

Is the scary wet kid who talks backwards Eko as a child and if so, why doesn't he just make more polarbears so they can have something to eat? Discuss.:drowsy:

ell our group, ship, (wait Sawyer and Shannon were both sarcastic last season, so that's two Sarcastic people....wait....we DO have a ship...oh but she's dead, darn it........), looks to be sinking.


We CAN'T give up this ship! We need to keep it afloat for Sawyer. . . meds in the Hatch will only do so much. And without Shannon around, the more snark that's available for him the better he'll be!

We CAN'T give up this ship! We need to keep it afloat for Sawyer. . . meds in the Hatch will only do so much. And without Shannon around, the more snark that's available for him the better he'll be!


You are correct, sir!!!:cool:

Sayid said this about killing Ana Lucia in Collision

What good would it be to kill her, if they are both already dead?

Does this prove that they indeed are all in Purgatory?

Discuss.:drowsy:

OHOHOH!! Pick me pick me!!

I have been (not) saying since DAY ONE that they are in Purgatory!! Was I RIGHT? Or was I RIGHT!
Heehee.

Smiles, marli
...where are you now?...
448 days and counting...

You are correct, sir!!!:cool:



I'm a girl! Well, woman actually, but I'm in massive age denial!! :)

Are we in Purgatory? Yeah, we might be. Purgatory, thy Name is Dharma!

I'm a girl! Well, woman actually, but I'm in massive age denial!! :)

Are we in Purgatory? Yeah, we might be. Purgatory, thy Name is Dharma!

Sorry, doll, but I was doing my best Ed McMahon impression for you. P=D ???? oh my......all these anagrams.........and yes Marli, you were the first (not) proponent (not) of the "they are all in purgatory (not)" on the ABC general board. Saw it with my very own eyes I did. Sheesh.:rolleyes:

Where did everybody go?

I'm standing in front of you, dear blind one.
~marli removes the colored shrinkwrap from shrinky dinks eyes~
Don't get mad, get Glad! Just don't get the colored kind anymore, okay?
Smiles, marli
...where are you now?...
447 days and counting...

Good day everyone, and especially to the Marlihen. Thank you for removing the shrinkwrap.

We have several questions regarding governance of the Sarcasm Shipper/Group/Whatever We Are Thingymabob.

1. How do I change the Title of the thread? Yes, I really am that clueless.
2. Should we have avatars?
3. Should we have slogans or mottos for our signatures?
4. If Sawyer, Danielle and Hurley cease to be sarcastic, what shall we do? Shannon is probably being sarcastic in the afterlife, I would presume.
5. What harmless mod approved activities should we partake in that do not flame other board members or set a bad tone for the board?
6. Do I smell funny?


Please vote now.

My answers:

1 - haven't a clue either. Start a new thread? Snark Haven?? Would that lead to same problems? Too much snark? Misunderstood snark?
2 - of course.
3 - slogans/mottos would have to reflect the personality of the person - if possible and within the bounds of tastefulness!
4 - Re S, D and H - don't know. Shannon could come back as a ghost! She could haunt you-know-who by whispering weird sounds in her ear. She could haunt Sayid by. . . well, modesty forbids me from saying! :smile:
5 - we could indulge in online games of chess!
6 - No The scent of "Eau de Black Rock" is heady!

so what should our avatars say?
"The Sarcasm Shipper/Group/Thingamabob......What the heck are you looking at?"

or

"You think they are in Purgatory? Then you get a cookie!!!"

or.....


by the way...is snark a real word? Does anyone know?

Good day everyone, and especially to the Marlihen. Thank you for removing the shrinkwrap.

We have several questions regarding governance of the Sarcasm Shipper/Group/Whatever We Are Thingymabob.

1. How do I change the Title of the thread? Yes, I really am that clueless.
2. Should we have avatars?
3. Should we have slogans or mottos for our signatures?
4. If Sawyer, Danielle and Hurley cease to be sarcastic, what shall we do? Shannon is probably being sarcastic in the afterlife, I would presume.
5. What harmless mod approved activities should we partake in that do not flame other board members or set a bad tone for the board?
6. Do I smell funny?


Please vote now.

Ok, my vote is D.



Ooops, I guess I didn't read that correctly, let's try it again.

#1: Having never performed that action before, I cannot answer that question with any degree of accuracy. So sorry.
Next.
#2: I already have an avatar, see?
<------------------------
You have one too, just in case you forgot. You're welcome.
Next.
#3: Sure, go for it. Just try to make me put it on mine, I dare you.
Next.
#4: I feel there is more than enough sarcasm in my life that if Sawyer, Danielle and Hurley choose to stop being sarcastic, I will survive it. I won't understand it, but I will survive it.
Next.
#5: Refer to answer #1, substituting "Having never performed that action before" with "Having never been a Mod". Thank you.
Next.
#6: Well now. This is quite a loaded question, wouldn't you say? Do you snort when you smell? Do you wrinkle up your nose, similar to a pigs' nose, when you smell? Is your nose stuffed up when you smell? If you answered "Yes" to any of those questions, my answer is most definitely, "Yes, you smell funny." If not, then "No, you don't smell any funnier than the next person". You're welcome.
Next.

Oh, we're done.

Smiles, marli
...where are you now?...
447 days and counting...

I'll vote for anything that gets me a cookie.
Sawyer will never be unsarcastic. Nope, not happening.

I'll vote for anything that gets me a cookie.
Sawyer will never be unsarcastic. Nope, not happening.

So, THAT's how Bush got re-elected.....now I see...oops wrong board.
Nice to see you back Smidge. Did you scare Speaker away from the forum.....
not good....here is your cookie, your "Very Vincenty" t-shirt and instructions on how to build a Sawyer Sarcasm Altar in your very own New England home.

:rolleyes:

Hi Smidgey, nice to see you tonight!

Mare? What's "Purgatroy"?

snickers, marli
...where are you now?...
447 days and counting...

Aw, Shrinky - my very own altar! Thanks! I dunno where Speaker is. Probaby hiding from my smelly dead fish. He never did like them.

Hi Marli! How are you?

i can change the title if you come up with a clever one. or if i feel like it. </sarcasm>

yeah just let me know. it is not too time consuming. ;)

snark or snarky. definition HERE (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snarky)
is too a word. see. :biggrin:

also, i was wondering what the smell was. :p

Halli! Nice to see ya! Sorry bout the smell. But I wanted to give Shrinky a nice present.

cool mibby avatar shinklady!

Dagnabbit Marli....you caught me again....but isn't that how Meeps spell it anyway? Maybe I should keep it like that. ;)

Hey, Hal. Umm....you don't like Sarcasm Shipper/Group/Thingamabob?

Smidgey....thank you....I understand you have let the Dead Smelly Fish THAW? They are no longer FROZEN DEAD SMELLY FISH? My goodness....no wonder Speaker has abandoned you. Now go make your Sawyer altar.....

How about the new title for the thread being "Snarks R Kewl 2"?

What do you guys think of that?



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cool mibby avatar shinklady!


Why yes and thank you for noticing...I did it myself....not bad for a first time avatar maker. If they come up with some more decent photos of the 2 of them together, I will make more. Do you want me to make you one?

By the way, you do realize that all next week is a National Holiday as it is both Ian's and Dom's birthday week? Why my own birthday must fall in this sacred time period, I know not why.:rolleyes:

But as you know, Boone is ssssooooooooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooT!!!!:smile:

Do you guys think that it would be a good idea to keep a list of things we have learned about Lost and the Island so far? Let me start:

1. Boone is hot.
2. Walt needs a towel.
3. Ethan is not a zombie.
4. Locke is not Shanon's father.
5. Ana Lucia should have gone to a career counselor before joining the force.
6. Purgatory is a very bad word.
7. They are all dreaming just like in the Matrix. That is why Michael from the Matrix can talk to Walt on the computer!!!
8. Pick a 'I have solved the mystery of Lost' theory for all you really need to know about Lost.



any others? Please, knock yourself out.

I would like to join this motley crew, after having been invited by TheShrinkLady.

May I get a Vincenty-tee shirt and a cookie also? Please? I already have an altar to Sawyer in my bedroom, but don't ask about it...MYOB. ;)

If you do, I will promise to do my best to think of a shway cool and yet oh, so sarcastic title for this group.

I would like to join this motley crew, after having been invited by TheShrinkLady.

May I get a Vincenty-tee shirt and a cookie also? Please? I already have an altar to Sawyer in my bedroom, but don't ask about it...MYOB. ;)

If you do, I will promise to do my best to think of a shway cool and yet oh, so sarcastic title for this group.

WELCOME!!!! Here is your t-shirt, your cookie, and your Wayne Newton Greatest Hits Box Set - you know he is going to be in an upcoming epi, right?:rolleyes:

WELCOME!!!! Here is your t-shirt, your cookie, and your Wayne Newton Greatest Hits Box Set - you know he is going to be in an upcoming epi, right?:rolleyes:


OMG, that's right! I did read that somewhere. ;)

You know, when I heard there was going to be a music star on "Lost", well, I naturally assumed it would be Wayne. I mean, with that talent and charisma, who else would they cast, right? Can you imagine my disappointment when I first tuned in and found out it was that hobbit guy? I mean that dude doesn't even use VO-5 hairspray, for Pete's sake.

But if Wayne is going to guest star soon, that will make me a very happy camper.

Thanks for the gift set. I will put it to good use immediately.

How about calling it the "Don't Tell Me Who I Cannot Mock" Group?

OMG, that's right! I did read that somewhere. ;)

You know, when I heard there was going to be a music star on "Lost", well, I naturally assumed it would be Wayne. I mean, with that talent and charisma, who else would they cast, right? Can you imagine my disappointment when I first tuned in and found out it was that hobbit guy? I mean that dude doesn't even use VO-5 hairspray, for Pete's sake.

But if Wayne is going to guest star soon, that will make me a very happy camper.

Thanks for the gift set. I will put it to good use immediately.

How about calling it the "Don't Tell Me Who I Cannot Mock" Group?

Or "Vincentyland" ? In honor of our new curse word detection editing device.:lipsseal:

Who is Wayne Newton?
Smiles, marli
...it was almost a very good bye...
446 days and counting...

Who is Wayne Newton?


OMG! U don't know who Wayne Newton is! Where do u live undar a rock! U ain't one of those Wayne haters are u?

Mr. Wayne Newton is like, only the hootttesstt dude evah! He is like, da bomb, and so much hoooottttteeeer than Sayid or even Sawyer! He sings the mostest cool songs, like, "Summer Wind", "Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast", and the ever poplar "Danke Shoen". He is known threwout the Americas as Mr. Las Vegas and has appared on such legandery TV shows as "Perfect Strangers" "Roseanne" and "Tales from the Crypt".

He wood be PERFECT on "Lost". Maybe he could even sing a song to Sayid, to eaze his sudden lost of his deer, deer, Shannon.


**by the way, this post is entirely sarcastic, I am not flaming you***

**bonus fangirl spelling and grammar is included in this post

OMG! U don't know who Wayne Newton is! Where do u live undar a rock! U ain't one of those Wayne haters are u?

Mr. Wayne Newton is like, only the hootttesstt dude evah! He is like, da bomb, and so much hoooottttteeeer than Sayid or even Sawyer! He sings the mostest cool songs, like, "Summer Wind", "Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast", and the ever poplar "Danke Shoen". He is known threwout the Americas as Mr. Las Vegas and has appared on such legandery TV shows as "Perfect Strangers" "Roseanne" and "Tales from the Crypt".

He wood be PERFECT on "Lost". Maybe he could even sing a song to Sayid, to eaze his sudden lost of his deer, deer, Shannon.


**by the way, this post is entirely sarcastic, I am not flaming you***

**bonus fangirl spelling and grammar is included in this post

wow....i am in awe.....you get a really huge cookie.:)


I have a new theory.....Walt is not part of the Others but a member of the GeekSquad. Discuss.

**by the way, this post is entirely sarcastic, I am not flaming you**

Very happy to hear that, really. Because I didn't think to put that line on my post. So, I began to wonder about you for a minute.

It passed.

Smiles, marli
...it was almost a perfect good bye...
446 days and counting...

Shrinklady, thanks. At one point in my Lost career, I spent way too much time at the ABC.GO boards. I still go back if/when I need a good belly laugh.

I think you might be on to something. Walt just might be a member of the Geek Squad.

No wonder the hillbilly pirates wanted him so badly, their mother board was bad. And they probably didn't know about Professor Sayid.

Whoa....

Marli, I originally forgot to include the footnote, then as I re-read the post I got to thinking that [a] it sounded really like a 12 year old lunatic fan and [b] it did smack of flames...

And for the record, Wayne Newton is my Grandmother's favorite singer, and I have a kitchy Christmas CD featuring him, but am I a fan, ....nah....

Good to meet 'cha, by the way.

Shrinklady, thanks. At one point in my Lost career, I spent way too much time at the ABC.GO boards. I still go back if/when I need a good belly laugh.

I think you might be on to something. Walt just might be a member of the Geek Squad.

No wonder the hillbilly pirates wanted him so badly, their mother board was bad. And they probably didn't know about Professor Sayid.

Whoa.....

Yep dude, I know..... I go to the ABC Lost General boards to see if any new cults have started....so far they only have the same old ones. Nothing new. How can you be a Hillbilly Pirate.....are there Oceans in the Mountains?:eek2:


Marli....I wuff you....please take up yoga. ;)

Yep dude, I know..... I go to the ABC Lost General boards to see if any new cults have started....so far they only have the same old ones. Nothing new. How can you be a Hillbilly Pirate.....are there Oceans in the Mountains?:eek2:


TSL,

The little group of Lost watchers I hang with refer to the raft people that took Walt (aka designated Geek Squad Lost representative) as the "hillbilly pirates". I have also seen them referred to as the Hilbilly Gorton's Fishermen. Hillbilly because of the long beards, I think.

Are those South Pacific Gorton's Fishermen Hillbilly Pirates on the screen? If so, you are definitely watching Lost.

TSL,

The little group of Lost watchers I hang with refer to the raft people that took Walt (aka designated Geek Squad Lost representative) as the "hillbilly pirates". I have also seen them referred to as the Hilbilly Gorton's Fishermen. Hillbilly because of the long beards, I think.

Are those South Pacific Gorton's Fishermen Hillbilly Pirates on the screen? If so, you are definitely watching Lost.

So wait, if they run over a Hanso Shark with their boat, are they eating Sushi or Road Kill.......ow!!! My head hurts.:frown:

Marli, I originally forgot to include the footnote, then as I re-read the post I got to thinking that [a] it sounded really like a 12 year old lunatic fan and [b] it did smack of flames...

And for the record, Wayne Newton is my Grandmother's favorite singer, and I have a kitchy Christmas CD featuring him, but am I a fan, ....nah....

Good to meet 'cha, by the way.

Nice to meet you also, PG!
I didn't get "flames" from your post, but I sure did get the "12 year old lunatic fan"! Too much time spent on ABC General, I'm afraid.

Marli....I wuff you....please take up yoga. ;)

Ummm, Shrinky? I've told you before, I'm a cat person. So, I meow you too, but explain the yoga thing. If I am stressing you out, shouldn't YOU take up yoga?

'Cause I'm good, thanks.

Smiles, marli
...it was almost a very good bye...
446 days and counting...

Ummm, Shrinky? I've told you before, I'm a cat person. So, I meow you too, but explain the yoga thing. If I am stressing you out, shouldn't YOU take up yoga?

'Cause I'm good, thanks.




OW!!!! There goes my head again!:o
I will see you all tomorrow......ponder this until then.....how did Kate get my wardrobe? Do we have the same stylist? Discuss.

OMG! U don't know who Wayne Newton is! Where do u live undar a rock! U ain't one of those Wayne haters are u?

Mr. Wayne Newton is like, only the hootttesstt dude evah! He is like, da bomb, and so much hoooottttteeeer than Sayid or even Sawyer! He sings the mostest cool songs, like, "Summer Wind", "Daddy, Don't You Walk So Fast", and the ever poplar "Danke Shoen". He is known threwout the Americas as Mr. Las Vegas and has appared on such legandery TV shows as "Perfect Strangers" "Roseanne" and "Tales from the Crypt".

He wood be PERFECT on "Lost". Maybe he could even sing a song to Sayid, to eaze his sudden lost of his deer, deer, Shannon.


**by the way, this post is entirely sarcastic, I am not flaming you***

**bonus fangirl spelling and grammar is included in this post

You forgot to mention he appeared in Film Classics like Vegas Vacation and License to Kill. ;)


8. Pick a 'I have solved the mystery of Lost' theory for all you really need to know about Lost.

You forgot to mention he appeared in Film Classics like Vegas Vacation and License to Kill. ;)


8. Pick a 'I have solved the mystery of Lost' theory for all you really need to know about Lost.

Your suggestion has been added to the list...I will later add the list to the first post. THANK YOU.:cool:

New questions

Can Kate's horse be trained to type the numbers in the computer?

New things I learned about Lost in "What Kate Did"

1. People who live in Iowa either have Southern or Canadian accents.
2. Kate is very sad, but she just cannot cry. This is the true reason that she kills.
3. Apparently the boat people are either Morg or I-Morg and the real reason they kidnapped Walt was for his magnificent brain, which they are now using to run the island's systems. Like Spock, before him, Walt is able to talk to people via a computer link.
4. Kate will flashback for seeing a horse, but witnessing a detonation rings no bells in her pretty little head.
5. Island horses are tame. I bet they are tasty as well.


Anyone learn anything else?

A PREDICTION!

We'll get yet another Kate backstory about Kate and the black horse of her childhood!

Are Kate's backstories just filler till the writers figure out what happens when the blast doors come crashing down in the hatch?

A PREDICTION!

We'll get yet another Kate backstory about Kate and the black horse of her childhood!

Are Kate's backstories just filler till the writers figure out what happens when the blast doors come crashing down in the hatch?


Aacckk, you figured out the writers' darkest secret. :o Actually, Kate's backstories occur when the "good writers" need some vacation. There are these chicks from Lifetime TV Channel that act as substitutes for those few weeks.

Honestly? I am waiting to discover that when Kate was ten, she rode a big black horse named "Velvet" in a steeplechase and a sarcastic, young groom named Sawyer helped her win the blue ribbon.

And here we all thought "running since she was ten" meant Kate was a fugitive, and not a jockey. Silly viewers...

Question - Was it REALLY a good idea for the guilt ridden surgeon to give the gun happy cop a drink of tequila while she is holding a knife? Discuss.

I can't even figure out which of you wins the SDM Award, 'cause everytime I'd stop laughing and clean up my monitor, I'd scroll down, read another and start all over again! You guys are killing me today...
Big smiles, marli
...you're so far away...
445 days and counting...

I love this board! It's sensitive insanity!

But wasn't Kate's black horse a race horse that had been mistreated? Maybe used as a farm horse and almost dying in his harness, being brought back to life only by the careful ministrations of the young Kate?

I love this board! It's sensitive insanity!

But wasn't Kate's black horse a race horse that had been mistreated? Maybe used as a farm horse and almost dying in his harness, being brought back to life only by the careful ministrations of the young Kate?


So what you are saying is - Kate's HORSE killed Kate's real Dad, but told Kate to ride away on the motorcycle before she would get hurt? Who is this horse - Mr. ED?:rolleyes:

And good day, Marli.

So what you are saying is - Kate's HORSE killed Kate's real Dad, but told Kate to ride away on the motorcycle before she would get hurt? Who is this horse - Mr. ED?:rolleyes:




::sputtering over my monitor::

The Horse is an OTHER.

Discuss.

Ladies and Gentlemen...please direct your attention to the first post of this forum for our 2 brand spanking new avatars!!!!

So what you are saying is - Kate's HORSE killed Kate's real Dad, but told Kate to ride away on the motorcycle before she would get hurt? Who is this horse - Mr. ED?:rolleyes:

And good day, Marli.

Well, my newest theory is that Kate's horse will end up being....are you ready?....the REAL SAWYER :rolleyes:

The Island Horse will flashback next year. It will show that he was once a prized steeplechaser by the name of Velvet Sawyer, famous throughout the state of Iowa for the multiple blue ribbons he and his young rider, the lovely Miss Kate Austen, won. But, then in a drunken mis-step, Kate's dad-step-dad-real-dad lost him in a single hand of poker to an evil carnival owner by the name of the Garreth Zulankski (or the "Great Gazoo" as he was known in Cedar Rapids and the outlying counties). The one act the Great Gazoo was known for was a troop of trick horses that shot apples off the backs of polar bears. This is what Island Horse was forced to do, even as he neighed, "Don't tell me what I cannot do...."

Well, Velvet Sawyer, taking a cue from the little girl that had owned him, went berserk and went on a killing rampage. He shot all the polar bears during one nightly performance and escaped in the ensuing commotion. His first human victim was Mrs. Ford, who earned extra cash by reading farmers' fortunes at the carnival as The Amazing Zelda. Velvet Sawyer followed her home, and, well, you know the rest.

When you see Lost start with a horse's eye, you'll know that I am right.

Sorry to break in to this, but in the support of science, it is very important that we all sit down, and support this today. Many of our fellow brothers and sisters are being persecuted for their spiritual beliefs and that ain't right.

http://venganza.org/

Please visit their website today.:cool:

And now back to our program.....

Sawyer needs a haircut.:kiss:

The Horse is an OTHER.

Discuss.

Respectfully disagree. He made noise when he went through the jungle. Everyone knows that Others don't make any noise.

On the other hand, maybe you meant the horse is a DeGroot-Other?


Sorry to break in to this, but in the support of science, it is very important that we all sit down, and support this today. Many of our fellow brothers and sisters are being persecuted for their spiritual beliefs and that ain't right.

http://venganza.org/

Please visit their website today.:cool:

And now back to our program.....

Sawyer needs a haircut.:kiss:
:pile:

*is awed by the beauty of the smiley face pile on*

wow.

Jack landed so far away from the rest of the survivors because he was abducted by the Others and injected with a serum that gave him an unshavable 5 o'clock shadow. Also, Kate's military dad was working on part of the Dharma Initiative. It was his plan to crash the plane.


Discuss.

Can I just say that PG fits right in here?

Nice ta meet y'all!

*smacks Shrinky with a smelly dead THAWED really really smelly fish*

Can I just say that PG fits right in here?

Nice ta meet y'all!

*smacks Shrinky with a smelly dead THAWED really really smelly fish*

Were you asking for permission? Because you didn't wait for it, you just went ahead and asked.

Were you unsure if you were able to ask? Because you did just fine. Good JOB!

Oh, and Smidgey? I found a smellier thing than dead fish. Smoked Oysters in a can. Worst smell ever invented, you might want to keep a few of those in your pockets to ping at people. They work nicely from a distance.

Smiles, marli
...it feels like home to me...
445 days and counting...

*sprinkles the inards of an open Sardine can on their pretty little heads*

And good morning to you too.

SPEAKER? Come home!!!! Issac is still holding your Mai Tai for you......

Jack landed so far away from the rest of the survivors because he was abducted by the Others and injected with a serum that gave him an unshavable 5 o'clock shadow. Also, Kate's military dad was working on part of the Dharma Initiative. It was his plan to crash the plane.


Discuss.

Oh, I am totally down with that whole Jack theory. I think the serum also might be why the hair on his head has remained neatly shorn.

And your Kate's dad theory is brilliant! This would explain why he never attempted to get psychological help for a five year old child with "murder in her heart". He knew that she'd be on that plane and that she'd need "murdering skills" to survive on CrapHole Island. So, I think he was indeed heavily involved with the crash of flight 815.

*has a song in her heart*

How does one KNOW they have murder in their heart?

Conversely, How does one KNOW they DON'T?
Smiles, marli
...it feels like home to me...
444 days and counting...

Were you asking for permission? Because you didn't wait for it, you just went ahead and asked.

Were you unsure if you were able to ask? Because you did just fine. Good JOB!

Oh, and Smidgey? I found a smellier thing than dead fish. Smoked Oysters in a can. Worst smell ever invented, you might want to keep a few of those in your pockets to ping at people. They work nicely from a distance.

Smiles, marli
...it feels like home to me...
445 days and counting...

Aw, thanks Marli!

*stuffs two cans of Smoked Oysters in pocketses*

Do you remember in the pilot that the first thing they focused on was a shoe in the tree... and then Locke could walk so he needed shoes. He also works at and Hurley ownes a Box Company, and what comes in boxes... shoes.
The Black Rock... what does everyone think of.... well Run DMC and Aerosmith's ground breaking collaboration ... "Walk this way" addidas, walking .... shoes
Now this horse shows up and there it is slapping you in the face again.... Horse... shoes

Now lets start a group to debate all the different types of shoes and what TPTB think about shoes... Whoes shoes are HOT... to lace or not to lace.. dont forget loafers or the hiking boot. What if a different type of shoe shows up midstream? I hate the new shoe.

This is all one big Nike commercial ... don't be an "other" Just Do It....

Do you remember in the pilot that the first thing they focused on was a shoe in the tree... and then Locke could walk so he needed shoes. He also works at and Hurley ownes a Box Company, and what comes in boxes... shoes.
The Black Rock... what does everyone think of.... well Run DMC and Aerosmith's ground breaking collaboration ... "Walk this way" addidas, walking .... shoes
Now this horse shows up and there it is slapping you in the face again.... Horse... shoes

Now lets start a group to debate all the different types of shoes and what TPTB think about shoes... Whoes shoes are HOT... to lace or not to lace.. dont forget loafers or the hiking boot. What if a different type of shoe shows up midstream? I hate the new shoe.

This is all one big Nike commercial ... don't be an "other" Just Do It....



But the Others don't even HAVE shoes?!!!!:undecide:

Do you remember in the pilot that the first thing they focused on was a shoe in the tree... and then Locke could walk so he needed shoes. He also works at and Hurley ownes a Box Company, and what comes in boxes... shoes.
The Black Rock... what does everyone think of.... well Run DMC and Aerosmith's ground breaking collaboration ... "Walk this way" addidas, walking .... shoes
Now this horse shows up and there it is slapping you in the face again.... Horse... shoes

Now lets start a group to debate all the different types of shoes and what TPTB think about shoes... Whoes shoes are HOT... to lace or not to lace.. dont forget loafers or the hiking boot. What if a different type of shoe shows up midstream? I hate the new shoe.

This is all one big Nike commercial ... don't be an "other" Just Do It....

Shoes. That's the secret. SpaceWrangler, you are brilliant!!

The Others are barefoot and they need shoes!! When Goodwin said the Others only took "the good ones", he didn't mean good people, he meant good SHOES.

So, since they tried to take Claire, does that mean she has the best shoes of Jack's group? And since they strung Charlie up in a tree, does that mean he had awful shoes?

And that makes the numbers...shoe sizes!! 4 8 15 16 (okay, some Others have big feet), then the 23 and 42 must be European sizes.

Discuss.

Shoes. That's the secret. The Others are barefoot and they need shoes!! When Goodwin said the Others only took "the good ones", he didn't mean good people, he meant good SHOES.

So, since they tried to take Claire, does that mean she has the best shoes of Jack's group? And since they strung Charlie up in a tree, does that mean he had awful shoes?

And that makes the numbers...shoe sizes!! 4 8 15 16 (okay, some Others have big feet), then the 23 and 42 must be European sizes.

Discuss.

I thought Shannon had the nicest shoes?:rolleyes:
Do Shoes =Love?

So what you're saying is that the Others are all Leprechauns, exiled from the Old Country, and taking their revenge on hapless non-Irish by knocking them out of the sky with faery magic, and the reason they killed Shannon is cause they found out she wasn't Irish, despite the name?

YES!!!

smiles, marli
...God only knows what I'd be without you...
441 days and counting...

So what you're saying is that the Others are all Leprechauns, exiled from the Old Country, and taking their revenge on hapless non-Irish by knocking them out of the sky with faery magic, and the reason they killed Shannon is cause they found out she wasn't Irish, despite the name?

No, the reason was because she was Magically Delicious. ;)

And Boone, was Manly, yes, but we liked him too.:biggrin:

Wayne: Kate you are so beautiful, your killing me
Kate: Whatever

Happy to join. Thanks for the invite, ShrinkLady!

Off topic a bit but....

There is nothing better than sitting down with a nice cup of coffee, turning on the radio holiday station and hearing Clay Aiken singing "Happy Holidays".......jeez..

Sorry Clay Aiken fans....

BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE SHRINK LADY!!!!:harhar1:

Off topic a bit but....

There is nothing better than sitting down with a nice cup of coffee, turning on the radio holiday station and hearing Clay Aiken singing "Happy Holidays".......jeez..

Sorry Clay Aiken fans....

BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE SHRINK LADY!!!!:harhar1:

Thank you very much Ms. Beachbrat. :biggrin:
I am officially part of the new 30. LOL.

Ian and Dom's Birthdays are the day after tomorrow. Good looking people like us should stick together. :rolleyes:

Thank you very much Ms. Beachbrat. :biggrin:
I am officially part of the new 30. LOL.

Ian and Dom's Birthdays are the day after tomorrow. Good looking people like us should stick together. :rolleyes:

Cute! Have a great day!

Off topic a bit but....

There is nothing better than sitting down with a nice cup of coffee, turning on the radio holiday station and hearing Clay Aiken singing "Happy Holidays".......jeez..

Sorry Clay Aiken fans....

BTW HAPPY BIRTHDAY THE SHRINK LADY!!!!:harhar1:


Oh, sure there is...Paul McCartney's " Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" is way more [S]repulsive, er, I mean resplendent, than anything Clay Aiken has ever done or will ever do.

Of course, anything Wayne Newton does is always at the top of the pile. His version of "Jingle Bells" is legendary amongst my kin.


Happy Birthday, ShrinkLady!! :party:

I personally enjoy getting the kids and their friends around me in the rocking chair... Fire gently roaring in the back ground, and after reading "twas the night before Christmas Holiday Season, we all join in for "Grandma got run over by a Reindeer" or Porky Pigs "B-B-Blue Chrismas..... good times....

No, Bing Crosby's the bomb on this one.....

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawian Christmas Day
That's the island greeting that we send to you from the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you

THe Andrew Sisters:
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawian Christmas day
That's the island greeting that we send to you from the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you

The Andrew Sister's and Bing Crosby:
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you

Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawian Christmas Day
Thats the island greeting that we send to you from the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry christmas a
very merry christmas , a very, very, merry,merry Chistmas to youuuuuuuuuu

...Of course, anything Wayne Newton does is always at the top of the pile. His version of "Jingle Bells" is legendary amongst my kin.

Who is Wayne Newton?
















Please tell me you got it this time, PLEASE!

Smiles, marli
...it feels like home to me...
440 days and counting...

Happy Birthday, ShrinkLady!! :hapybday:


Raising a quaff from the Island still to the health of our Foundress!!!

Who is Wayne Newton?

oh jeez.....lol

Show of hands of the people feeling old now?:whlchair:

I personaly like to listen to Perry Como for Christmas music....

Venice....Marli is teasing you.....you'll get used to her squawking....I promise.

Thank you everybody for wishing me a happy birthday.

It is touching.......and I am not being sarcastic.

And remember, the day after tomorrow is National BOONE IS SOOOOO HOT DAY ( Ian and Dom's birthdays).

Venice....Marli is teasing you.....you'll get used to her squawking....I promise.

Ok.
#1: I wasn't teasing Venice. In fact, I have never met Venice before. (nice to meet ya.) I WAS however, teasing PosseGal, as it was her post that had the mention of WN in it...for the second time. Hence, the "PLEASE tell me you got it this time, please."

#2: ShrinkyDink, you truly shouldn't promise that which you cannot deliver. Such as: Venice getting used to my "squawking". It may never happen. Some people, although they are very few and far between, NEVER get used to me. It happens, and life moves on in spite of it. Or, possibly, because of it.

AND FINALLY:
#3: There is no number three. It just looks better when you have a numbered list to have at least 3 items in it. So, there you have it. My reason for a #3.

Smiles, marli
...it feels like home to me...
440 days and counting...

#2: ShrinkyDink, you truly shouldn't promise that which you cannot deliver. Such as: Venice getting used to my "squawking". It may never happen. Some people, although they are very few and far between, NEVER get used to me. It happens, and life moves on in spite of it. Or, possibly, because of it.

...

You are kidding right? Guess I am not used to you yet. LOL.:rolleyes:

Good morning everyone.

I thought Marlihen was serious about WN.

Just about a week ago a friend and I were discussing Billy Idol and his various songs. I young guy behind us said, "who is Billy Idol?" I just about fell on the floor. So your comment just added to me feeling old.......LOL

You are kidding right? Guess I am not used to you yet. LOL.:rolleyes:

And that would be my point.
Thanks for the hug at the playground, but I still feel crummy.

I thought Marlihen was serious about WN.

Hello again, Venice. I am very rarely serious about anything. Eventually you might get used to it. But as Shrinky has proven, you might not. And that's ok, too.

Have a day, all. I am out here.

Too sick to smile, marli
...God only knows what I'd be without you...
439 days and counting...

Feel better!

Ok.
#1: I wasn't teasing Venice. In fact, I have never met Venice before. (nice to meet ya.) I WAS however, teasing PosseGal, as it was her post that had the mention of WN in it...for the second time. Hence, the "PLEASE tell me you got it this time, please."


Mari, darling, I got it the first time. I was playing right back at you :)

*listens to the crickets chirp....man these hiatuses make the boards slow*

i agree.

*twiddles thumbs and toes*

i agree.

*twiddles thumbs and toes*

:smile: wow, you are talented!!!

WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMAN TO NATIONAL BOONE AND CHARLIE ARE HOT DAY AKA HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN AND DOM!!!!:biggrin: :kiss: :biggrin: :kiss: :biggrin:

Grab some peanut butter and please catch Teresa as she falls up the stairs, get your coffee and pull up a chair!!!

All are welcome.

Morning All!

(grabbing coffee and trying to twiddle my toes)

Morning All!

(grabbing coffee and trying to twiddle my toes)


No!!! be careful!!! you could have an accident!!!

Loud crashing noise.......

yeah thanks, glad my coffee wasn't too hot.....

It takes years of practice and boredom to master toe twiddling. If things get slow around here during the 6 week break, we might have time to practice some more (which I'm sure is bound to happen).

yeah, I can sure tell a big difference today......quiet around here

:smile:WELCOME LADIES AND GENTLEMAN TO NATIONAL BOONE AND CHARLIE ARE HOT DAY AKA HAPPY BIRTHDAY IAN AND DOM!!!!:biggrin: :kiss: :biggrin: :kiss: :biggrin:

Thank goodness this is the Sarcasm Canoe, because I thought you really meant it about Dom. Phew!

Smiles, marli
...it feels like home to me...
438 days and counting...

lmao

sorry i shouldn't laugh, but i can't watch him on tv without picturing him as a hobbit. LOTR ruined it for me for all future dom movies.

lmao sorry i shouldn't laugh, but i can't watch him on tv without picturing him as a hobbit. LOTR ruined it for me for all future dom movies.

Having never seen LOTR I don't have him in my mind as a hobbit. (THANK GOD FOR THAT!!)
That being said, I can certainly see him as a hobbit. Poor thing.
Chelly, I like you!
Smiles, marli
...but dial tones tend to make me cry...
438 days and counting...

thanks marli! i think i like you too. although i'm a bit hesitant...you do have a reputation you know. ;)

thanks marli! i think i like you too. although i'm a bit hesitant...you do have a reputation you know. ;)

Hesitation is a good thing at times, it may just keep you alive.
As for my reputation, I tend to have trouble keeping up with it. What is everyone saying now?
Smiles, marli
...where are you now?...
438 days and counting...

Good Office Party Friday everybody!!!!
*twirls around in office party attire - and she hasn't even started drinking yet*
How is everyone today?

Tired and ready for the weekend :)

You said it, VBB.

I am so ready to go home and get a good night's sleep before I battle it out with the holiday shoppers tomorrow. I think I am going to recall some of my high school and college drama training and "portray" AnaLucia at the mall tomorrow.

Me: "Let me see that red tie in the display case..."
Clerk: "I'm sorry, ma'am, I'm helping someone else, I'll be right with..."
Me: "I SAID, Let me see that red tie, open the display case, NOW..."
Clerk: "I will be there in one..."
Me: "I don't give a $#@$ what you said. Remember what happened to Goodwin?"
Clerk: [cowers] "Yes, ma'am, anything you say ma'am."

Think it will work?

LMAO

You are good!

And when someone comes screaming after their child named Walt, you could shoot them dead. I think you should be fine at the Mall, PG.

And when someone comes screaming after their child named Walt, you could shoot them dead. I think you should be fine at the Mall, PG.


I went to Target last weekend to stock up on house-hold stuff and had this incredible urge to call out, "WAAAAALLLLTTTTT!"...."WAAAAALLLLTTT!" and see how many shoppers would get the joke.

Walt = the "Where's Waldo" of Lost.

[I didn't do it, largely because Target is my favorite big box store and I don't want to be banned for life.]

(((((ShrinkLady)))) Nice to see you my friend!

Is tonight a repeat?

Is Shannon really, really dead? "As coronor I must confer, I thoroughly examined her, and she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead!" ;)
Rofl!

You people kill me. I didn't know one could ship sarcasm. Spiffy!

shoppers would have thought that you probably lost your kid in the store and start a search...lol

"Now what does your little walt look like?"

He is about five foot nothin... clothes are soaking wet... has a spanish comic book... plays a mean game of backgammon.. oh yea, and look out for the polar bear...

Hey can I please join sarcasm is my middle name. I actually really annoy some people because I'm always throwing out sarcasm whenever I get the chance.

Hey can I please join sarcasm is my middle name. I actually really annoy some people because I'm always throwing out sarcasm whenever I get the chance.

Welcome LOST AUSSIE.....
here is your goody bag and t-shirt.

Have a cup of coffee.

good morning everyone!!!

Rofl!

You people kill me. I didn't know one could ship sarcasm. Spiffy!

Well, why you are being killed, would you like to join?:cool:

The Twelve Days of Lostmas...

(just guess what the tune is :))

On the first day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
A new show that airs on ABC.

On the second day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.

On the third day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Three twisty plotlines,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.

On the fourth day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Four gorgeous females,
Three twisty plotlines,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.

On the fifth day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Five POLAR BEARS!
Four gorgeous females,
Three twisty plotlines,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.

On the sixth day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Six scary numbers,
Five POLAR BEARS!
Four gorgeous females,
Three twisty plotlines,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.

On the seventh day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Seven more twisted plotlines,
Six scary numbers,
Five POLAR BEARS!
Four gorgeous females,
Three twisty plotlines,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.

On the eighth day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Eight handsome fellas,
Seven more twisted plotlines,
Six scary numbers,
Five POLAR BEARS!
Four gorgeous females,
Three twisty plotlines,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.

On the ninth day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Nine weeks of reruns,
Eight handsome fellas,
Seven more twisted plotlines,
Six scary numbers,
Five POLAR BEARS!
Four gorgeous females,
Three twisty plotlines,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.

On the tenth day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Ten more twisted plotlines,
Nine weeks of reruns,
Eight handsome fellas,
Seven more twisted plotlines,
Six scary numbers,
Five POLAR BEARS!
Four gorgeous females,
Three twisty plotlines,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.

On the eleventh day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Eleven barks from Vincent,
Ten more twisted plotlines,
Nine weeks of reruns,
Eight handsome fellas,
Seven more twisted plotlines,
Six scary numbers,
Five POLAR BEARS!
Four gorgeous females,
Three twisty plotlines,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.

On the twelfth day of Lostmas, JJ Abrams gave to me,
Twelve misleading clues,
Eleven barks from Vincent,
Ten more twisted plotlines,
Nine weeks of reruns,
Eight handsome fellas,
Seven more twisted plotlines,
Six scary numbers,
Five POLAR BEARS!
Four gorgeous females,
Three twisty plotlines,
Two guys named John,
And a new show that airs on ABC.


Merry Christmas, all.

That's great! How long did you spend on that? :)

That's great! How long did you spend on that? :)

Thanks... I only spent about ten minutes on it, while waiting for my server to come back from the dead.

Imagine what I could do if I used my powers for good instead of for evil ;)

I love that song!!!

:clapping: Very nice! :clap:

Thanks for the compliments, folks.

Now on to the bad news. I picked up my son tonight and sang him the Lostmas song and he went bananas, as 11 year olds are apt to do on occasion. So, while sitting in traffic, we re-wrote the following holiday tune and he insisted I post it here.

Thanks for your indulgence and patience.

Do You Hear What I Hear?
(as written on the loop in major traffic jam by PosseGal and Lost-crazed son).

Said the polar bear to Danielle Rousseau,
"Do you see what I see?
Way up in the sky, my Danielle.
Do you see what I see?
A plane, a plane, breaking in the air
It will land in three pieces everywhere,
It will land in three pieces everywhere,

Said Danielle Rosseau to the man Sayid,
"Do you hear what I hear?
Whispers in the jungle, man Sayid.
Do you hear what I hear?
The isle, the isle, it exists under a curse
Things will go now from very bad to worse,
Things will go now from very bad to worse.

Said the man Sayid to the leader Jack,
"Do you know what I know?
In your sick bay hatch, leader Jack.
Do you know what I know?
I saw our Walt, shivering in the dark,
Let us find him and bring him back.
Let us find him and bring him back.

Said Jack to the hunter Locke
"Listen to what I say!
With your shiny knives, hunter Locke.
Listen to what I say!
Let's try, let's try, to seek the Others out.
And bring the boy back with a shout.
And bring the boy back with a shout.

eta. He is now playing it on the piano and singing it for his father, who is glaring at me as though, I don't know, I was insane...what's up with that?!

Cheers!

Awwwww! Bless!

Love it Shrink Lady!! Too funny!

We started a Lost holiday song game in the games section, but it sorta fell to the wayside...I did this one last week to the tune of Rudolph...

John Locke the island hunter
Had a very shiny knife.
Used it to kill some boars
Feeding all the Losties nice.
All of the other Losties
Used to think him very wise.
When he would talk in riddles
With that cool scar over his right eye.
Then one rainy afternoon
Locke's destiny was found.
A flashlight dropped with a great big thunk
A hatch in the jungle ground!
Now they're all pushing numbers
Was this his destiny?
John Locke the island hunter
You've found a brand new mystery!

Love it Shrink Lady!! Too funny!

We started a Lost holiday song game in the games section, but it sorta fell to the wayside...I did this one last week to the tune of Rudolph...

John Locke the island hunter
Had a very shiny knife.
Used it to kill some boars
Feeding all the Losties nice.
All of the other Losties
Used to think him very wise.
When he would talk in riddles
With that cool scar over his right eye.
Then one rainy afternoon
Locke's destiny was found.
A flashlight dropped with a great big thunk
A hatch in the jungle ground!
Now they're all pushing numbers
Was this his destiny?
John Locke the island hunter
You've found a brand new mystery!

Brilliant!:biggrin:

Goddessblue, that is very cute. I like it alot and my son likes it even more. We should create a songbook and forward it to JJ.

Now, onto our regularly scheduled Lost sarcasm...

I had a thought last night that there are so many questions about Lost plotlines, clues, character flashiebacks, etc. Who do we go to if we say "to heck with the truth, gimme some brutal Sawyer-esque sarcastic response"? Where do we turn?

What this board needs is its own version of Dear Abby. You know, a [sarcastic] advice columnist for the mis-informed, clueless Lost viewers that want a little bit of spite mixed with biting humor. I thought a good name for her would be Ms. Acras (see if you can figure that one out :))

So, since it is my idea, and Sawyer himself seems a tad busy these days, I will volunteer.

Ask away, dearies.

You guys are really good! lol

All the songs made me laugh, good job!!!

I'd love to post some of my holiday song reworkings, but I'm afraid the content and language would be unsuitable for these boards.

Must not...must not....must not make fun of Lost.....but I cannot stop myself....hiatus too strong....must resist...must resist...no, I cannot!!


Spoilers for Season Two, Part Deux,

My next door neighbor's sister's cousin's father-in-law's uncle's neighbor's ex-wife, Beulah, lives in LA and works in the Disney building with all the writers for Lost!! She found the following, which appear to be a partial list of the remaining flashiebacks for the rest of season two.

Enjoy....

Jack (high school flashback) The head cheerleader, Cathy, flirts with him all semester and pouts her lovely mouth when Jack ignores her, but just before graduation, he finds her under the bleachers with a redneck biker boy, Foyer. Green-eyed with jealousy, Jack beats Foyer to a pulp and puts him in the hospital, where Dr. Christian nearly kills Foyer while nursing a Budweiser under the OR table as he operates. When Jack learns of his father's incompetence, he resolves to pursue medicine instead of his true dream of being a beatnick poet in SoHo.

Sawyer (SoHo flashback) After scaming a rich NY couple on the Upper East Side, Sawyer runs into a freckle-faced young woman walking a pet pot-bellied pig in SoHo. The woman, named Sasafrass, cons Sawyer by luring him into bed, tying him up and robbing him of the money he has just absconded, the pig squeels in his face the entire time. As the woman leaves, she dangles a plastic plane from a neckchain and says, cryptically, "See ya around the galaxy, Major Tom..."

Hurley (grade school). Little Hurley, erm Hugo, is the butt of every grade school bully for his size and his kinky hair. One day he is so frustrated by the joking that he ditches school and heads to Venice Beach on his Schwinn ten-speed. He is so upset he gets sick and barfs the ten hot dogs he bought on the way. There he meets a most excellent surfer by the name of Desmond who pats him on the head, gives him a Coke to settle his stomach, and tells the young boy, Nike style to, "..just do it, Hurley...", only it's in Scottish brogue, so it sounds like, "jas dude 't, Hurley" From that moment on, "dude" becomes little Hugo's mantra and "Hurley", his nickname.

Cute!

Sniffle....these tunes are beautiful......oh:bawling: ...now I've ruined my makeup.

Today is my favorite holiday
HAPPY FESTIVUS everyone!!!

For more info
http://www.seinfeld-fan.net/festivus.php

Please gather around the metal pole as it is time to Air the Grievances.

How is everyone today?

FIRST OF ALL - HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLI!!!! Everybody give our favorite screecher a big birthday hug.

AND

WOOHOO!!!! Hurray....Lost is finally back!!! That means more thing to be sarcastic about YAY!!!!!!


***MOD-EDITED - Please don't reply to your own posts, but EDIT them!***

Yikes! What a big break in time posted! Welcome back everyone :) Can't wait for tonight :)

Hey Everybody! Happy Birthday Marl!!

*in my best Chandler Bing voice*

Could the break have BEEN any longer???

Hey Everybody! Happy Birthday Marl!!

*in my best Chandler Bing voice*

Could the break have BEEN any longer???


lol makes me think of Joey when he says to Chandler:

"Could I BE wearing any more clothes?"

Aww a sarcasm thread how cute. Can I join this little pow-wow? Did I just actually use the word pow-wow in a sentance? Am I loosing it?

ooo oo ooo pick me pick me! can i join?

Sarcasm Shipper Rule #42:

If found not being sarcastic, you will be hit by TheShrinkLady's sarcasm stick until you come up with something good and sarcastic to say.

The Shrink Lady Rules!

Question of the day. "What was the signifigance of the ranch dressing being used as Michael''s target practice? Were they out of vinaigrette?"

Answer briefly please. . .

Sarcasm Shipper Rule #42:

If found not being sarcastic, you will be hit by TheShrinkLady's sarcasm stick until you come up with something good and sarcastic to say.

Hear that Mo? You're about to get beaten with a sarcasm stick!

oh wow...i'm terrified. While you're at it why don't you slap me with an "awkward arm" for good measure?

Question of the day. "What was the signifigance of the ranch dressing being used as Michael''s target practice? Were they out of vinaigrette?"

Answer briefly please. . .


Answer briefly? Do you watch the same show I do?

Okay, I'll try. No, there is plenty of Dharma brand vinaigrette in Desmond's Pantry. The reason Locke selected the ranch dressing is because of the dark/light thing. Locke is subliminally teaching Michael to hit light targets. Remember, he taught Walt to throw knives at tree trunks (read...dark targets).

Walt will be the enemy of the dark smoke. Later on we will find out there is a white smoke and Michael will be its enemy. The white smoke is exactly the same as the dark smoke, except instead of showing bad things that happened in your past, it shows re-runs of "Welcome Back Kotter", featuring Horseshack.*

*why do you think Kate saw a horse, anyhow?

Posted by PosseGal

*why do you think Kate saw a horse, anyhow?



She was dreaming of a hamburger? :biggrin: