Oceanic flight 816 (I learned somethin')

Destination:* your destiny

Price:* Your current life and all the troubles that come along with it.

WARNING: this plane will unavoidably break apart and crash on the beach of an unknown, but mysteriously powerful island, which retains the ability to help you confront your emotional demons, realize your destiny, and make some hot new friends.

Any takers??

WARNING: this plane will unavoidably break apart and crash on the beach of an unknown, but mysteriously powerful island, which retains the ability to help you confront your emotional demons, realize your destiny, and make some hot new friends.


And then eats you. ;)

CRAP!!

I forgot about the eating part.

I knew it sounded too good to be true.

I would buy the ticket not knowing the plash would crash as long as I can be a survivor.