I'd like to compliment the salsa in my fridge for jumping out at me!

I'd like to compliment spaghetti sauce with tomatoes in it for tasting so delicious.

I'd like to compliment G--who has probably had spagetti right out of the bottle!

I'd like to compliment myself for being so interesting like that ^^^ ;)

I'd like to compliment computers for having minds of their own and screwing up at the most inappropriate time

I'd like to compliment trail mix for being delectable.

I'd like to compliment myself for getting an idea to create a town in utah and invite all the fuselage to move there!

(would you like to join?)

But of course!

Then we should make a thread! Varda is number two---you are number three.........

The number three is an excellent number. You should definitely start a thread, get the link to me, and we will...err...do Utah-y things or somesuch...

am wondering if it shoulf be here or in role play...........your thoughts?

Well, what exactly do you think we will be talking about in the thread?

it would be the land of bri---
a town that I am going to create............everyday things I suppose!

Hmmm...I'm not sure on this one.* I think we can make it into a group ship.* Beings Requiring Instant Tolerance of Wondrous Nonsense, Under The American of Heartland.* BRI TOWN UTAH...?* I don't think Utah is in the Heartland of America...err...

Bleh!

AHHH! Keep going! Can you do the Land of Bri---Lost addicts needding dewlling or Fuselage............okay I got nothing!

Land of Bri:

Lagers Attempting Normalcy Depending On...

*le sigh*

See it is hard!

Perhaps we don't try to do that, then? It's difficult and time-consuming.

*brain storming*

Varda is looking in on it and helping out

Good. My brain hurts.

LAND OF BRI:

Losers Acting Not Dumb Or Fishy Bubble Rings Indigestion

Brilliant!

*claps*

Oh My GOD! That is too great!! But let's think some more!

How about BRI LAND?:

Beings Running It Like A New Day

...what was that!?

now that ---i love!

I'm trying to think of a better word than "running"...

rockin'
rampaging
rapping,,,,,,,,,,,,

Regulating, ruling...

reigning?

Okay:

Beings Running It Like A New Day
Beings Ruling It Like A New Day
Beings Reigning It Like A New Day
Beings Regulating It Like A New Day
Beings Rockin' It Like A New Day (I'm quite partial to this one, bri)
Beings Rampaging It Like A New Day
Beings Rapping It Like A New Day

I'd like to compliment Mallek on having an awesome avatar.


go to this link and click on the picture for a brilliant song

http://kenya.freeonlinegames.com/ :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

:lol2: BWAHAWHAH! I would like to compliment Mallek for that link!

Here's another

http://lapland.freeonlinegames.com/

And some more

http://xmen.freeonlinegames.com/

http://the-llama-song.freeonlinegames.com/

Perhaps I'll visit those later. I'm a bit busy at the moment.

I would like to compliment Ophelia for creating this non-game thread!


:angel:

While I'm at it, I'd like to compliment bri for bein' saucy!!!


:angel:

I'd like to compliment Hiram for pointing out how drunk i really am!

*has had a hobbit-sized Pepsi, Nesquik, and a ton of Hi-C juiceboxes*

I'd like to compliment Ceir! YOU ROCK!!!

I'd like to compliment lostbylost for those awesome ideas.

I'd like to compliment G for helping me! I have made my choice!

I would like to compliment Mallek for the link to the X-Men game.

Thanks!

<<has X-Men avatar.

I would like to compliment CorellianScoundrel for a wicked avatar :punk: - where ever did you get it ???

I* would like to compliment* CorellianScoundrel for a wicked avatar :punk: - where ever did you get it ???


I got it at a Psylocke website a copule of years ago. I saved it in my computer, but I haven't visited the site again. (I have another of Psylocke, but couldn't get it to work)

If you are able to copy it from my profile feel more than welcome. Or if you like I can send it to you. Let me know.

Did you start the thread, bri?

I'd like to compliment myself for getting an idea to create a town in utah and invite all the fuselage to move there!

(would you like to join?)


If you are all going to move here, make sure it's by me! ;D

btw ~ why would you all want to create a town in Utah? There are much nicer places to create a LOST town aren't there?
I must have missed something.... better scroll some more. :-\

1234...... Utah is just so... um... placey

Apparently, the Queen of England does not fancy Utah.

Well, as long as we know we will have to create our own nightlife as the city of salt shuts down at 10:30. *:lol2:

Apparently, the Queen of England does not fancy Utah.


Seriously? Did Utah do something to offend her? (wouldn't be surprised) ::)

Dear Americans

To the citizens of the United States of America...
In the light of your failure to elect a proper President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. (Except Utah, which she does not fancy.) Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:


1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee'). You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.


2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u'.


3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to Cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents – Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.


4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.


5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.


6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.


7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 97.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "5hit". You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.


8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day".


9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.


10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.


11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.


12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager".
The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnats' Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnats' Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.


13. From December 1st the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it).


14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.


15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.


Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your cooperation.

It says she does not fancy your state :-\

:lol2:

That's funny! She would like it here if she snowboarded and knew the right people.

If you don't snowboard or ski and don't have friends that aren't *cough* of a certain religion *cough*, this place is very lame.

Besides Bri Land, I don't think I would fancy Utah either then* :-\ , no offense

Besides Bri Land, I don't think I would fancy Utah either then* :-\ , no offense


Did you ever read the link in the jme rocks thread that say "you know you are from Utah when"?

It's funny and so true. This is truly a strange land here.
I love it for all the outdoors stuff and my friends all have boats and so it's all good for me.

see, that is why the Land of Bri must be in Utah. I couldn't stand living in Illinioshire, it would be too complicated to explain to outsiders how to pronounce it.

No... :-\

I have read so many "You Know You're From Pennsylvania When..." things. *They're quite accurate.

Should we start a thread for bri?

Call it THE LAND OF BRI.

Nice surprise for here when she gets back on?

No, she wants to start her own land...unless she already started it and didn't give me the link to it like she said she would :(

I would compliment theG for such a massive post :laugh:

Ok, well as long as she has a hot tub and that cute wetbarman that looks like Sawyer, I'm sure it will be fabulous dahling! *;)

I don't think she's started it. unless its under some weird name...

I once took a quiz for how Chicago I am... theres one for my neighborhood, i have to find it though... we really are insane here, huge Irish Catholic population...

We still haven't had our independence revoked, Mallek. *Any word on when it's going to happen now that it's been months since the notice came out?

There's a huge Irish Catholic population in Northeastern PA.

I am Italian Catholic and I am considered a minority here in Utah. ;D

Only 10% of the population is not Mormon.

We still haven't had our independence revoked, Mallek. *Any word on when it's going to happen now that it's been months since the notice came out?

There's a huge Irish Catholic population in Northeastern PA.


where do you live again?

I think I heard that somewhere before.

I'm a minority religious-wise everywhere. *I'm predominantly Irish and English, but I live in a more Polish and German area.

I think I heard that somewhere before.

I'm a minority religious-wise everywhere. *I'm predominantly Irish and English, but I live in a more Polish and German area.


My best friend is half Irish Half English - he rocks :laugh:

I think I heard that somewhere before.



Heard about the Utah religion?

Heard about the Utah religion?


What the ''Jesus Christ Church of Later day saints'' (mormons or morons as we call them in England)

Yes, the religion situation in Utah.

:laugh: "Morons"! Yes, that's the same thing, Mallek.

People who are English and Irish should be complimented.

I would like to compliment English, Irish, Welsh, Scots, Manxes, Hebradeans, Sillians, Australians, Canadians, Newzealnders, Fijians, and anyone else in the Empire

What the ''Jesus Christ Church of Later day saints'' (mormons or morons as we call them in England)


I am laughing so hard right now!!! OMGawd!! My daughter calls them the Normans!

I don't want to bash anyone, so please forgive me if you are of that "religion" and you read this.

Us non-normans call it a cult. ;D

Mormons cant' use computers can they - or is that the armish

Mormons can use computers but they can't drink anything with caffeine. No tea, no coke and definately no alcohol! :o

Mormons can use computers but they can't drink anything with caffeine.* No tea, no coke and definately no alcohol!* *:o

If they can't drink caffine - why do they think that anyone would want to be a mormon

It's beyond me, Mallek.

I think I should be complimented for helping my sister with her geometry homework. She's terrible at math-y type things.

I compliment theG for tutoring her sister

I would like to compliment my sister's boyfriend for being funny.

I would like to compliment you all for being concerned about my town!

I would like to compliment Sean Connery for being the first russian sub captain with a scottish accent

I would like to compliment Raggs for posting in the N.A.I.L.S. thread.

I would like to compliment jme for thinking of a thread called "The Land of Bri"!


:angel:

I'd like to compliment everyone here for entertaining me and keeping me sane.

I'd like to compliment green things

I'd like to compliment Varda for no reason at all


Just to be nice ;D

I'd like to compliment AJ for having back!

I'd like to compliment Varda. Without her, I would never remember to eat my cheeses.

I'd like to compliment cheese for melting so greatly on burgers.... mmmm.....

I'd like to compliment Varda for making me hungry.

I compliment bri for starting a new land! ;D

I'd like to compliment jme for being here at the same time as me!

Compliment right back at ya WS.

Been a long time since we've been on here at the same time. ;)

I know. I actually have stuff to be doing, but, well . . . :angel:

It's not too urgent anyway.

I have TONS of stuff I should be doing and I just can't seem to do it.

I compliment being LAZY!

I compliment myself for owning my test this afternoon (which I thought I wasn't prepared for) :laugh: *sorry I complimented myself guys* ::)

I compliment BurningStar for complimenting herself!

I compliment all those who have welcomed me! I have been coming here as a guest for awhile now and I finally made a name for myself.

I compliment Bonny on becoming official!

I compliment Bonny as well for becoming a member :) and I compliment WS for complimenting me ;) I also compliment her pretty avie

What is avie?

Avie = Avatar....the little picture on the side of our posts....like mine is of myself, yours is something to do with Lost....WS is a diamond

I don't see any picture though ??? ???

Bonny - When you get 30 posts, you can see other people's avatars. I don't think you can see tham right now.

Thanks BurningStar. I was actually just wondering if yours is a picture of you.

Psst - Not a diamond. A white sapphire. *:on2long: Just as pretty, not as expensive. ;)

I compliment all the wonderful people at the 'Lage who are so nice and welcoming.

I compliment my mom for telling me I am beautiful no matter what color my hair is!

Bonny - When you get 30 posts, you can see other people's avatars. I don't think you can see tham right now.

Thanks BurningStar. I was actually just wondering if yours is a picture of you.

Psst - Not a diamond. A white sapphire. *:on2long: Just as pretty, not as expensive. ;)


lol oh, well, diamonds are a girls best friend....I guess sapphire's will do as well ;) Still pretty though lol

I compliment jme for having the guts to dying her hair, I know I wouldn't lol

I compliment my dog Sheepy for chewing on my toes

Thanks BurningStar.

I'm still not sure what made me do it. * :-\

Tonight I am going to put a picture with my new hair up on my web site and then I will link it and have you guys vote on what color I should be.

Yay :) jme..I can't wait... I will be honest I promise lol

LOL. You trust us, huh? ;) You have to get that makeover!

I read somewhere that Locke is gay. Is that true?

Locke or Terry O'Quinn (the actor who plays Locke)?

Terry is married and I think Locke is heterosexual.

Umm . . . the character? I don't think so.

Does it really matter though? Maybe you can find some discussion about this in the 'Locke' Character thread.

Oh, ok. I was told that he was. But he didn't seem gay to me.

He was on the phone with a phone sex operator, who was female, and he had feelings for her (he wanted her to fly with him on the Walkabout) ....off topic but just wanted to say that lol.

So Lock isn't gay. Ok.
I am laughing now and plan to tell my friend she is demented.

LOL, Locke gay. Now THATS a new one!

yeah it sounded funny to me too

I think Boone is gay or was in his past life as a flying llama.

That is so funny Ophelia.

I read somewhere that Locke is gay. Is that true?


I would like to compliment Bonny for thinking Locke is gay :lol2:

Yeah that was pretty funny. Compliments to Bonny! :P

JME! JME! JME!
*did I get your attention?*
guhhhhhhhh

What? You have my attention! ???

I'd like to compliment everyone who gave me their opinion on my new hair color. You guys ROCK!!

Hi ;D

Hi silly SILLIO!!! ;D

VIVA LAS VEGAS!

Oh Yeah! When do you go?

I'm leaving Salt Lake City tomorrow at high noon! ;D

My kid is ticked at me becasue it is Joel and Benji's birthday on Friday and she wanted to have a party but instead she has to stay at Grandma and Grandpas' house.

w00t! I live near Vegas.

Take a swing by Phoenix and we can play foosball. :laugh:

Ohhhh... I love foosball!!! ;D

Me likey foosbal too!! :lol2:

[Waterboy's mom]Foosball is the devil![/Waterboy's mom]

:lol2:




Anyway, I'd like to compliment AT-AT Veers for coming up with the name for our new Star Wars group!

omg... i totally forgot about the Madden's birthday! I have to get organized!
I'd like to compliment jme for reminding me! Niv would never forgive me if i forgot (though ive forgotten my own birthday for the past 2 years so she shouldnt mind) since she's 'Joel's wife' or whatever... i shouldnt even get him anything, even if he's my babyuncle, since he scheduled their wedding while I was in NYC! *goes on ranting to self*

Beef. Its whats for dinner.

Ophelia- I make my own beef! ;D

*screams* COW KILLER! *just kiddin* ;D

I compliment cow killers! ;)

I compliment beef for tasting so good on a bun with cheese and onions!

I compliment Charlie for making a thread for me! Me and mah Charlie....well, the other one!

I'd like to compliment my friend Nora's family for being fellow Lost fans and taping AtBCHDI while I was running around the city trying to find Jesyca and my parents. I really need to watch that again...

OMG, Varda, you actually watch the show? I always thought you just hung around here for fun! ;) :lol2:

Yea, i did at first, but then Weseh gave me a Pepsi and said I had to start watching or she would take the pepsi back... and i didnt want my stomach pumped to get it back out... so i did. its ok

LOL, cause you never talk about the show, you always just post at games or chit chat! :lol2:

Lets talk about how fun it is to eat squid....

Fun eating squid.....hmm..... :lol2:

Squid plain or with seasoning? Personally, I like my squid deepfried and battered.

I think I would like mine deep fried and battered also. :)

my suqid is best all slimy and slithering itself back into the sea!

:sick: :lol2: You know some people fish with squid. They use it for bait.

My dad used to eat squid.

My husband made me try it once before telling me what it was in redlobster and when he said it I spewed it across the table and he said "UM...Restaurant!"

Seafood gives me the wiggins. If I wasn't allergic to most of it, I still wouldn't be able to eat it.

Well I like some fish, but that's about the extent of it!

I compliment squid for being so gross!

I'd like to compliment the Fat Dutch Boy for being so amazing, brilliant, and wondrous in every single way.

I compliment bri for spewing food out at a resturaunt! I do it all the time! My ex used to laugh at me for it but then tell the waitress that he didn't know me.

I compliment Ophelia because she is going to change her avie again very soon! And Bri for trying squid! :laugh:

Seafood gives me the wiggins.* If I wasn't allergic to most of it, I still wouldn't be able to eat it.


I agree - I am not alergic to sea food - but there's just something wrong when your food looks back at you ;D

Mmmm . . . squid!

You know what else is good? Escargot. ;)

Mmmm . . . squid!

You know what else is good? Escargot. ;)

Yuk - Ikky french snail crap *spits on floor* - why do the french ensist on eating every animal on the planet :angel: :lol2:

I tired escargot one time...it was good because it was drowned in some kind of flavorful sauce.....I do have to compliment that sauce!

Yuk - Ikky french snail crap *spits on floor* - why do the french ensist on eating every animal on the planet :angel: :lol2:


*dies laughing*

I tired escargot one time...it was good because it was drowned in some kind of flavorful sauce.....I do have to compliment that sauce!


Yeah that sauce was probaly frog spawn/poop :lol2:

Escargot can be yummy in the right sauce! ;)
I compliment Mallek beacause I haven't seen him about a month or longer! And I compliment WhiteSapphire for bringing up escargot!

I compliment Varda and Ophelia for providing much needed comforting last night! :lol2:

I've never tried escargot and I probably never will either...has anoyone ever tried caviar?

I compliment Varda and Ophelia for providing much needed comforting last night!* :lol2:

I've never tried escargot and I probably never will either...has anoyone ever tried caviar?


No coz thats ikky fish eggs :lol2:

Ewww...that's what I thought they were. :sick: I. Am. Scarred. For. Life!!! :shocking:

I have never had cavier. But I have had rolmops. Anyone heard of those?

No. Please share what they are.

Raw herring wrapped around a pickle or a cocktail onion and secured with a toothpick. They serve them cold and they are sooo good.

I also enjoy sild, which is alot like rolmops but pickled and marinated in raw vineagar. Mmmmm.

Ick. I don't like anything raw.

I'll try anything at least once . . . and sometimes a few more times.

I don't salmon roe, but I think I've only had caviar once, and I was really little at the time . . . all I remember is that it was salty. I'd eat it again if it were offered to me.

^ lol
I like cavier, it's very yummy!

I would like to compliment all the previous posters for liking such disgusting food :sick:


Has anyone tried Parma Ham - I love that stuff ;D


PS. Dispite what dietitians may tell you SALAD IS NOT FOOD
For instance when you order a meal at a restaurant they always give you a side salad, which they don't charge you for because it isn't worth anything, because it's not food :laugh:

Does anyone besides me like maple syrup on their bacon, or ranch dressing with their potato chips?

Maple syrup on bacon: That's ok. Depends on my mood. I once had a friend who liked to dip her bacon into ketchup. I thought that was odd at the time, but it doesn't seem so bad. After all, people put ketchup on their eggs all the time.

Ranch dressing with potato chips: Hmm . . . never tried it with salad dressing, but I do like ranch flavored potato chips.

But then again, as I said, I eat anything. ;)

My cousin you to have ketchup sanwiches :sick: :shocking:

Ketchup is the most perfect condiment of all time EVER!

Ketchup is the only condiment that I currently own (it was on sale . . .)

I prefer mayo, actually, but I don't even eat sandwiches very often anyway. And Ketchup is good for more things, like fries and umm bacon.

I'm like that kid in Big Daddy. I eat ketchup right from the packet.

But only Heinz ketchup. Everything else is crap.

But only Heinz ketchup.* Everything else is crap.


Are you a paid sponsor?

No.* I should be though.* I am from PA, so I am going to have a bit of a bias towards Heinz but everything else is really bad...

Yeah, I was in charge of shopping for a picnic once in college, and I got the store brand ketchup (catsup, actually) and this girl from PA was on me the whole time about it. I always think of that now when I buy ketchup.

The bottle that I bought yesterday is Heinz. Like I said, it was on sale. ;)

Two things

1. Maple Syrup on Bacon IS Blasphemy - God meant Bacon to be eaten in a bread and butter sandwich or cob - and nothing else will do ;D

2.Ketchup is insuperior to brown sauce in every way ;D

"Insuperior"? You mean "inferior", correct?

I don't think we have brown sauce here...It doesn't really matter as ketchup is the wind beneath my wings.

"Insuperior"?* You mean "inferior", correct?

I don't think we have brown sauce here...It doesn't really matter as ketchup is the wind beneath my wings.


No I mean insuperior as I quite like Ketchup especialy mixed with brown sauce - I can't believe you don't have it there - some times it's called HP sauce

I've never heard of brown sauce :'(

The only thing I can think of would be mustard (but that's yellow) or steak sauce.

"Insuperior" isn't a word, Mallek :P

Mallek should come up with his own Webster's dictionary :lol2:

I've never heard of brown sauce* :'(


You guys are realy deprived over there - brown sauce is mana form heaven - it's great with bacon or beef

You mean steak sauce? We've heard of that...we've just never used the term brown sauce. :lol2:

Steak sauce is icky.

I'm eating ketchup right now. It's Drew Goddardly.

I don't mind steak sauce. I like ketchup better though.

brown sauce
*
NOUN: A sauce made from butter and flour browned together and stock

I also found some recipes. It sounds like something between a roux and gravy. LOL. Maybe like Gravy Master.

ETA: And, yes, steak sauce is icky. What's wrong with just the steak?

The only thing I can think of would be mustard (but that's yellow) or steak sauce.

"Insuperior" isn't a word, Mallek* :P


No it's not mustard - although your mustard is more like Dijon Mustard than English Mustard - great on hot dogs (hotdogs*in homer's voice*) :laugh:

I know insuperior isn't a word I was being ironic (in the truest sense of the word)

Perhaps I also need to get a definition for irony. :-\

We have lots of kinds of mustards, Mallek.

No, that wasn't really ironic (Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended). *It's not contrary to what was intended or expected.

I'm quite partial to honey mustard, myself.

Well, if that really is what brown sauce is, I must say that it sounds disgusting* :sick:

brown sauce
*
NOUN: A sauce made from butter and flour browned together and stock

I also found some recipes. It sounds like something between a roux and gravy. LOL. Maybe like Gravy Master.


Thats not Brown sauce, thats more like a rou - Brown Sauce is made from onions, tomatoes, vinegar, peppers, dates, plumbs, apples, spices etc

I see I am going to have to ship over some propper brown sauce - and remeber once you go black... :laugh:

No, that wasn't really ironic (Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended). *It's not contrary to what was intended or expected.

I'm quite partial to honey mustard, myself.

Well, if that really is what brown sauce is, I must say that it sounds disgusting* :sick:


No the word in it's self is ironic - it's a made up word that contradicts it's self as you say/read it - :)

That doesn't really make any sense.* Someone's really stretching it.* I compliment you on your effort, Mallek.

Mallek, have you ever made said brown sauce, or do you get it out of a jar?

It's basically a gravy. You can put different things in it, but at the base is the butter roux.

Mallek, have you ever made said brown sauce, or do you get it out of a jar?

It's basically a gravy. You can put different things in it, but at the base is the butter roux.


No no no - Brown sauce is just like Ketchup except it's brown and spicy - and it's good eatin'

No no no - Brown sauce is just like Ketchup except it's brown and spicy - and it's good eatin'


OK, right. So you don't know what it's actually made out of.

OK, right. So you don't know what it's actally made out of.


Yes it say so on the label *runs off to get brown sauce bottle*

Ingredients:
Malt Vinegar
Tomatoes
Molasses
Spirit Vinegar
Glucose & Fructose syrup
Dates
Sugar (cane)
Maize Starch
Rye Flour
Tamarind Extract
Mixed Spices
Onions

Could it be like the new street sauce where you can add anything you want to it?

Just in case anyone was wondering (theG), here's the recipe for Heinz Ketchup.

http://www.recipegoldmine.com/namebrand/namebrand104.html

It doesn't look like it makes very much though. *:laugh:

Could it be like the new street sauce where you can add anything you want to it?

I doubt it it was invented in 1836

I once made some Heinze tomato soup - It's just like normal tomato soup only with a whole bag of sugar in it

Guess what I'm going to be doing this afternoon.


Making ketchup!


Okay, not really. I have too much homework :-\

I have MEA testing ( :P) so I don't get any homework until the MEA's are over. And those are not fun!

I don't have any state testing until I'm a junior* :P

I have to take the MEA's when I'm a junior also. I hate Maine!

Every state must test their students at least every three years, I believe.* Personally, I think it's all BS.* In my state, the worse the students do on the PSSAs, the less funding your school gets.* That makes no sense.* I think low scores imply that you don't have the right tools to teach the kids.* *le sigh*

Heh. If a school is on the low scores list for 5 years in a row, the principle loses his job. Which is stupid because the principle really has nothing to do with the teachers. :lol2:

If you ever have to spell principal (as in the school type), it's spelled "principal" not "principle".* I don't want you doing poorly* ;)

Remember the Principal is your pal. :P

Oh my! I've always had a terrible time with homonymes (spelling?) I try though! :lol2:

Those tests were always such a waste of time. We always spent the week before 'practicing' and the week of doing nothing.

Last year I had to take our state tests and they gave us free breakfast. That was cool...except for the fact that the bananas were always really brown and funny smelling :ermm:

mmm squishy bananas

Yeah...we got breakfast too. Only our school's definition of breakfast is frozen juice and a cereal bar that tastes like crap! :lol2: My school is so cheap!

Wow that is cheap.....I remember when I was in High School we got stuff like Pancakes, French Toast, Waffles, Cereal, Eggs, Bacon, Bagels, Fruit.....

You wonder why my school has been doing bad on the Reading part of the MEA's! We have been getting any real food!!! >:(

You wonder why my school has been doing bad on the Reading part of the MEA's! We have been getting any real food!!!* >:(


Or because you don't seem to understand the curriculum!

You wonder why the students at my school have been doing poorly on the reading section of the MEA?* We haven't been getting any real food!

thanks bs4, now I know what I'm having for dinner........pancakes, eggs, bacon, yummy
hi peanut and theG

theG - I found your 50.00 dollars and I put it back in the Six-Week project
A P.A.'s work is never done.

:-* I have the best PA in the whole wide world!

I never ate breakfast in school though.....and I did good on my tests, I have no idea what a MEA is though but I'm guessing some sort of test, maybe English?

It's Maine's standardized test. Like Florida has FCAT and Pennsylvania has the PSSA.

And it's not just for English. It also covers Math and Science and Technology. We just finished the English part on Friday and we're starting the Math part tomorrow :'(. And judging by how I've been typing lately, I didn't do so hot on the English part. :lol2:

G and Peanut, you're both from Maine??....wow, I never meet anyone from Maine, unless I am there (obviously)

I don't think G lives in Maine...do you G?

Peanut I think I've asked this before but do you live near Ogonquit?

I live in PA.

Well we're a bunch of Eastcoasters.....I'm from NY (Right now in TX though, I'll be back in May :) )

Peanut I think I've asked this before but do you live near Ogonquit?


I don't think so. I live in central Maine, around 45 minutes south of Bangor.

The East Coast--where American history comes from ;)

East Coast rules! Err...yes...

East Coast- where the Democrats live

Well, the Northeast... :-\

Pft. Ohio! *mumble* *grumble* >:(

dont forget good ole blue Illinios! I'M A BLUE STATER BABY!!!!!!!!

so only.... *tear*


*eats tear*

Poor Varda is surrounded by Republicans!!! We must save her!

I'd like to compliment Al Franken for being so great and a liberal who hates America.

I'd like to compliment The Daily Show for providing the ACTUAL news and not the bull CNN produces!!!

I'd like to compliment FOX for being such crap.* It's quite entertaining.

I'd like to compliment you all for reminding me of the paradox of the standardized tests:

I lived in NJ and we alternately took the California Achievement Test (CAT) and the Iowa Standardized Tests. Why couldn't my state pull itself together?

Because NJ wishes they were Iowa and California? :lol2:

Jane Espenson (the wind beneath my wings) is from Ames, Iowa.

Just thought I'd share :)

I thought Goddard was the wind beneath your wings!? You have me all confused now, G! :lol2:

Well, we had NJ tests in 4th, 8th, and 11th grades, it was just all the grades in between . . . (at least I think those were the years, honestly, I don't remember)

*ignoring theG's attempt to hijack*

If you check out Mallek's "I'm all that and a bag of chips" thread, you can see that there are three people who are the wind beneath my wings: Drew Goddard, Joss Whedon, and Jane Espenson.

I would like to compliment my cat for successfully ticking me off. Grrrrrrr >:(

Stupid hyper CAT!

standardized tests.... HA! I took one for French, and successfully failed! (at least think so.... )

I compliment Varda be being so open about her failures.