Hello and welcome! these living quarters are very much like Business class, except we all have our own beds, a jumping jack, statues of cookie dough, and a muderer named Varda (Jesyca's suggestion)

Members:

1. Varda

Day One of the First Class:
was hoping to see Billy Idol here, like in the Wedding Singer. no luck. in fact, i'm the only one here. strange, very strange. the flight has been going on for quite some time, i hope they serve a real meal soon. I don't like caviar and there is such a thing as too much shrimp.

OMG, your purple stars are SO pretty. I am like so jealous.

OK, I need to make it into First Class before I start my job, if only so that I can have purple stars!!

Congrats! (Only 4000, eh? I thought it would have been 5000 to get in. *shrug*)

Day 2:
I think I forgot to give bri her Dr. Pepper when she made it to Business Class. I've gone too far, can't go back. It will be here waiting for her. The Upper-Deck is most likely far ahead. possibly 7,000 or 7,500. I don't know. The Pilot is something that I dream not of, will take lots of work to stay ahead for a long time. I should have brought Mini-me along, very boring here along.

(ooc: im going to post like this until I'm no longer alone, something at a Harry Potter site where I was the only Slytherin. Thanks HEKAWI and WS! I think WS will probably be next,but after that I don't know. Maybe bri, just who ever posts insanely like us. Purple is fun, but I think I'm going to change Gollum since he doesn't quite match. Maybe get a ghostie since I recently turned into one while Chillin')

I'm almost here! I'm almost here!

What? No diary entry today? You miss us down in Business Class, don't you? You can admit it if you're lonely.

Day 4:

Soooo not lonely. Totally forgot yesterday's entry. Wait, it has been over a day, right? Time flies when you're having fun. My friend JellyBelly, Mrs. Black, and mickeyD showed up. We found some paintball guns in the luggage (who let these on the plane? hmm....) and got into this huge battle, mickeyD and JellyBelly vs. Mrs. Black and me. Mrs. Black 'accidentally' shot me in the chin, and when it hit me (close range too, OUCH!) i reflexivly pulled the trigger on my gun, hitting the chandelier. It's purple now, like my stars. Either way, we so kicked a$$. Then we watch Fluke on the big screen. mickeyD cried like a baby. We really have to find him some guy friends, I think he's starting to like it when we pour VO5 hot oil on his hair. Ok, I'm off to go order some Chinese food. The dude better not say we're out of delivery range, you don't want to set me off when paintball guns are around...

Hey--order me some too--I'll be in there in a few days! Will be good to eat with my Dr. Pepper!

Day 5

Ok, so the food came, twas yummy, we have some leftovers. mickeyD and i got into a bit of an eating contest. I so won, and he got a bit ticked off because he fancies himself a che4ss player... and that hA=as something to do with Chinese food. So then he stole my popcorn again, so i hung him from the plane door by his toes. And then he locked me in the plane freezer. Shall talk to WS about taking care of him. But right now, I can't feel my knees. I hope JellyBelly and Mrs. Black realize I'm gone soon......

Oh my goodness! I've let you be up in First Class by yourself way too long! I'm coming, I'm coming! Just don't go into hypothermia before I get there!

Day 7:

JellyBelly and Mrs. Black can't figure out to open the door. They turned the tempature up as much as they could, though still rather could. Am playing tic tac toe in the frost with myself. I hate it when I beats me.

Varda! Varda! I'm here to save you!

*Opens the door and lets Varda out of the plane freezer.*

Brr . . . here, wrap yourself in these. *WS hands Varda a pile of those thin airplane blankets.*

And now for the list update:

Members:

1. Varda
2. WhiteSapphire

Woohoo! Let's party!

:jump1: :jump: :bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :bdaybiggrin: :holiday: :party: :biggringift: :biggringift: :hb2: :jump: :biggringift: :hb2: :mushy: :sweety:

And now that I'm here, I think it may be time to sit down and rest a bit.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gives WS a can opener*

Guncrackulations on hitting First Class Varda!* Please don't destroy for the rest of us!

WS Congratulations to you too!* I guess you did have to save Varda uh?* Oh well, you did good!

I won't be there for a while yet.* Still 300 or so from Busyness Class.* But if Varda's right about the 7000 to Upper Deck,

I'll be there before the two of you leave!

Be seeing you!

:angel:

I get permission from no one!!!! But good job WS--I keep forgetting to tell you that! Anyway--unfortunate circumstances keep prolonging my move up with you though it is ver lonely in Business Class all by myself!

That's ok, Bri. I'll be waiting around in First Class for ya for a while.

Got my cable modem all set up!! I don't have sheets on the bed and all of my clothes are still in boxes . . . but I had to come check the 'Lage!!

:whistling2: I'll go back to unpacking soon. Really.

ahhh don't worry about it! just chill here!

ahhh don't worry about it! just chill here!


Well, OK! You don't have to twist my arm! :angel:

I wonder if First Class is as high as you go... or perhaps once you hit 10,000 posts, you make it to the Cockpit. That would be sweet.

There are a few more. Here's what we know right now:

The levels are:
* *1.* On the Tarmac
* *2.* Baggage* ( entered at 30 posts )
* *3.* Coach* ( entered at 100 posts )
* *4.* Economy* ( entered at 250 posts )
* *5.* Premium Economy ( entered at 500 posts )
* *6.* Business Class ( entered at 2000 posts )
* *7.* First Class ( entered at 4000 posts)
* *8.* Upper Deck* ( Sleeping seats )
* *9.* Co- Pilot* ( limit one final* )
* 10.* Pilot ( limit one )

what she said! ;D

Very cool! I might make it to business class in a couple of years. ;D

you should try harder! ;D

Hey, Varda. I don't think we're having enough fun in here. Why don't we watch a movie in our movie theatre or something? Got any suggestions?

Flight attendant! I'd like some popcorn please! And a Fanta. Varda will have a Pepsi.

And some chocolate, please!

Yea... we need some fun... wanna build a fort?

OMG!! YES!!

I'll gather the blankets and then we can drape them over the chairs.

I haven't done this since college!! (Oh, did I just admit that out loud?)

*gets some heavy things to hold the blankets in place*

i havent done this in years either!

How do I get to first class? It's the only way to travel. :)

You post and post and post...

one day I will be here!

*Pokes her head out of the tent*

Varda! Come in! Look how nice and big our tent is! We can hide from all of the lower classes in here.

*takes Lowell out of his cage and gives him a laser beam to come out of his eyes, then goes into the fort*

this is my pet bear, Lowell

How many people can fit under that tent?* Cause I don't plan on pausing in Busyness Class!

If I ever get there.


:angel:

Up to 37 people.

don't worry, only a 57 more!

Well I have a feeling that tent will not fill up this season. Of course I remember when Coach had six people in it.

*Bursts into First Class*

HIiiiiiiiii...

*WS and Vaarda stay very quieet in hopes that Jesyca won't notice that they're there*

*surpresses a gag from Jesyca's smelling uglyness*

*Leaves because people are really evil*

Stupid...

Umm . . . Jesyca? You still around?

Varda's left me and all of a sudden, this tent seems so big and dark . . .

And now for an update (because it's 6AM and I can't sleep)

First Class members:

1. WhiteSapphire

oh-sob- you know I know how being alone feels!

Well, then hurry up and get here, Bri! ;)

*WhiteSapphire paces around First Class restlessly, flipping between movies and trying to sit in the tent by herself*

When will someone else get here?

if people would show up when I am here, I'd see you much sooner!

well, why aren't you here now?

Neither of you are here NOW. :P

sorry, i had a date with Dora the Explorer and Teletubvies, but im here NOW

Excuses, excuses. ::)

:laugh:

well, where were YOU?

Uhh . . . here?

o... i guess you put me in my place then

*Yells from Premium Economy: "If people in first class were more polite... Maybe you wouldn't be so lonely!"* ::)

*WhiteSapphire hears a slight echo from the back of the plane, but can't make out the words because it is so far away.*

woolite? what does woolite have to do with anything?

*notices the stain on her shirt*

oh.... do you have any woolite?

"No, and if I did I wouldn't give you any! Use Shout!" ::)

"No, and if I did I wouldn't give you any! Use Shout!"* ::)


:lol:

I have to shout? ok.....

DO YOU HAVE SOME WOOLITE!?

*Hits Varda in the bacon face with a bottle of Shout then skips back to Premium Economy*

o, i guess this works...

*gets a new shirt and starts cleaning her dirty one*

*WS begins packing up her belonging for the move to Upper Deck, leaving the tent in place, for future First Class passengers to use*

*Standing in the exit doorway, WS takes a moment to remember the good times that were had here*

First Class members:

[empty]


So sad!!

*pokes the emptyness*

*Skips up to Business Class with all her luggage*

I will be in first class one day

Yeah and we'll go see DOM!

Yes Jesyca we will go to Kailua and see Dom. :)

SWEET!

You two can awaken from your dream on the count of three. Listen to my voice Jesyca and Becks83.
1. . . your beginning to feel the chair under you . . . 2 . . . . you can sense smell now . . . . and 3 you are fully awake!

Hi gals, welcome to Business Class, the Party Place to be seen on the Plane! Just do those 2000 posts and you are invited!


:angel:

I'm in baggage! :) I'm on my way.
Hiram- Hey back off, let two fans have their moment. We were kidding.

We were? :laugh:

Does this mean I won't have purple stars when I move up here?!?!?!?

Hmm . . . I guess not. Have you seen anyone with less than 6 backgammon pieces? I'm wondering if they change at all.

seems like 6 is the norm.... hmmm... i havent seen George Wrent in ever....

I'm up to coach :)

i remember Coach... good times, they were

I don't remember coach...I think I bypassed it

First Class Members:

bri_nic23
and her imaginary friends...


I may be here a while alone!!!!!!

OOO!!!!!!!!!! Imaginary friends! My personalities will have to meet them when you all get to Upper Deck. we'll most likey be there for awhile

Well you know---you can meet them now if you want.............where'd they go?

oh, that would be too hard... would be tough getting all of my personalities down here from Upper Deck...

:'(

What's wrong, Jes?

Turn that frown upside down!

Jes, you arent upset about Blink 182, are you? I'm getting enough of this from Niv, she woke up holding a spatula and a sandal.......

Nah... Miss you miss you... I just miss my colors...

oh, ok.... orangeyness.... i wish i could see bri's purpley...

Niv was just singing Miss You too... im going to have to do some serious therapy with her...

*pulls out a paper airplane*

Aww... poor Niv...

Blink 182 broke up??

:'(

Yup...

:'( I may need some therapy for this.

Great Varda, look what you've done!

I'm sure it's only temporary, right?

*Whistles*

Grr . . . Jes. What are you trying to insinuate here?

Mizzary had a lil' lambkins yo dizzle.....?

*WhiteSapphire sheds a tear for first class on her way back down*

*Pulls down tent and puts the blanket away*

*Skips back to Premium Economy with all her stuff*

Heads on down to prem econ too

*Gathers her stuff into the baggage compartment, after checking to make sure there are no people up there, and settles down into her old seat*

Good ol' Premium Economy... OH FLIGHT ATTENDANT!

***Flight attendant ducks down behind a food cart and rolls over to the bathroom and locks self in***

*Chuckles maniacally*

Here it goes...my first post in First Class.

4000 posts...

Purple stars here I come!

I want to steal your stars.

It's very lonely up here. I don't like having the highest number of posts, excludling game posts.

Those stars are a little more on the pink side of purple than I remember them . . . or maybe I'm just crazy.

They're not as pink as I'd like them to be, but I'll take what I can get.

This was a good thread. As I remember, Varda and I weren't here for very long.

We had better not have people acting childish again so I lose post counts. That would be spooty. My purplish pinkish stars are starting to grow on me. And they say "Mmmm. Oranges. Boone is hot." when you press the invisible button.

LOL. It was such a stupid argument, too. People tried to say that the stars didn't mean anything but the games shouldn't count anyway. Well, if they don't mean anything, why do you care?

What a bunch of spoilsports. The games are not the same anymore. This site is not the same anymore. :(

Yea! What she said, and two Dove Dark Peanutbutter Cups!



:angel:

I agree. *The site had such a fun, carefree atmosphere before the whole situation occured. *I still don't see what the big dea was. *I've never once seen anyone treated poorly for their post count or treated better than others because of their post count.

*spits out dark chocolate*

Eew! Icky much? I'm in First Class and should be treated better than all of the other passengers ::) ;)

*hands theG a bunch of tomatoes*

Here, have these.

You are Goddardly.

I'm not going to school as I feel icky-tabulous.

Really? I feel icky today. I did last night, too. I don't know why. I feel like I need to shower constantly, even though I have twice in the past 24 hours.

I just took a shower.

I think I'm ill because I had to chase small children around in the cold, 1/3 of the with no shoes on, for several hours.

Spoiler font, not because of spoilers but because "Eew! theG's a girl!" I've got my period, so I feel nauseated. I feel all achy.

Is there a masseuse in First Class?

Hmm . . . I dunno. I guess if you want one, you can have one. There's everything else up here.

I have no excuse for my ickyness. *shrug*

Aurora10's going to be so jealous.* I've decided my masseuse looks just like Boone, only more competent.

See? Now you're not alone up here anymore.

:devil:

I need to name my masseuse. *looks at masseuse* Hmmm...we're going to have to think about this one...

I'm never going to make it to First Class for the second time. You know what's sad? I don't really care anymore. There's no fun in it.

I never really cared about my post count until I realized how close I was to the pretty purplish pinkish stars.* I just had to have them.

I'm trying to combine the names Drew and Lance...

Dance
Drance

How about those for names the G?*


I'm never going to make it to First Class for the second time. You know what's sad? I don't really care anymore. There's no fun in it.


White Sapphire I thought I was the only one who felt that way!* It is sad when I post just out of habit now.
Just to stay in the top ten or so.* I mean a measly 20 posts a day is nothing.* I can do that in an hour
if I wanted to as could any of us and more.* The joy is just gone.* I don't think I've played the first game since "the incident!"

I miss "All night Long" . . . under the sheets!

G, don't mean to bring you down on your great accomplishment!

Congratulations!

Glenn

:angel:

I don't play games anymore, either.

Drance will be his name, and he will give me massages and be good-looking!

I think I'll get purple over spring break, but then i just want to sleep

You're only 99 away, V. You can do it!

98! Remember the little engine that could story!

98! Remember the little engine that could story!


theG! What happened to your punctuation? :fear2: I am shocked and appalled.

I am quoting it just so that you can't go back and fix it. :P

I'm not sure what's wrong with it, but okay...

I'm going to tell a great story in N.A.I.L.S. soon, and then you might get a reason for my poor punctuation.

I want to party like its 1999.

ok, I can probably get there today if we get some interesting conversations going, and then maybe take the lead for a few days. tomorrow i might go out to lunch and then the new eppy, thursday nothing but we'll have the time limit, friday seeing Sin City and partying for the birthday of the George Weasley (oh, and Fred too) and then saturday and sunday i dont know yet.... and then back to school.... yuck

Plurple.

Plurple Easter Eggs.

i have too many easter eggs

Real eggs or plastic ones?

both, though i think the real eggs are mad at the plastic and want to take them out tonight. im too lazy to prevent the violence

Can't you just separate them?

There will be no cats allowed in First Class. *I don't like them.

We're getting a cat with six toes. *She's a product of incest. *I think it's funny that one of her middle names will be Shannon Rutherford.

Can't you just separate them?


Opposites attract ::) .

I thought you were a scientist, WS...

Cats are icky. Dogs are cool.

Except my friend has a cat that acts like a dog. It likes to interact with strangers and everything.

I love dogs. They will be allowed in First Class.

My dog's name is Rex Wishbone *my last name* III.

i like pets except when their heads fall off

First Class:

1. theG
2. Varda

So are you guys having fun in here?

Yes.

You know who I don't like? Ann Coulter.

You know who I don't like? That tree over there. *points*

Do you know who I think is a raging nutcase? Ann Coulter

I have a comic of Ann Coulter. She's foaming at the mouth. It's funny.

When I met Alan Lee I saw a book that had a bunch of stuff like that in it...

I have a comic of Ann Coulter.* She's foaming at the mouth.* It's funny.
Have you heard the news?

The FDB and I are getting married. I've left Varda.

The FDB and I are getting married.* I've left Varda.
Good.* Varda is getting married to me. :) It was love at first swing.

If Shannon and Sayid have male offspring, I'm marrying him.

Can't we all just have a spouse for each state/country?

That's a good idea, Varda! In which state do you want our marriage?

hmm..... I don't know.... I'm thinking East Coast, maybe

We can be married in Maine. pb101 is from Maine.

Maine is pretty.

Sure! Oh, can Jesyca be our marrier person? shes well experience, she married our friend Dust to our other website

I suppose she can marry us.

YAY! And then light purple daisies for the flowers, and a bagpiper... and do you want it outside or inside?

Outside. I think we should have our wedding ceremony on the beach.

ok! we need to look into stuff to keep the sand fleas away

You two love birds are in luck! i'm a piper from way back!

really? excellent! ok, so that narrows my best man list slightly (sorry but you can only have one spot in the wedding, otherwise i would be bagpiping)

also, we need to look into the money issue. my friend Mr. Cheesey will probably help us out, since I helped him out for his wedding to Winky. (which was before he started running an illegal business out of O's stomach selling her organs to the black market)

Jiggerry Mcnasty

Who what where when?

Yes!

Reese's indeed

Shh! THEY DON'T KNOW YET!

oh. sorry. forget what i just said. repress memory! you were at Disneland..

WITHOUT THE Y!?

Surely not!



Oh, and don't call me . . . all together now . . . Shirley ! ! !


:angel:

I'm on my way. Only a few thousand more posts to go. :lol2:

Okay Shirley! BECKSY! *tackle*

what? Mrs. Black was here? ACK!

OFFICIAL FIRST CLASS ANNOUNCEMENT!

Cheesecake is officially banned from First Class.

Thanks,

theG and staff

OFFICIAL FIRST CLASS ANNOUNCEMENT!

Cheesecake is officially banned from First Class.

Thanks,

theG and staff
Just as long as you are here. So are you going to throw it down to Business Class for me?

Yes.

Drance and I are also considering banning all dairy and meat products.

Being that I am not in First Class it shall not make a difference to me.

Well, there are other people who may get here before you; they need to know the rules.

That's true. There will be four people here before me.

*sobs* Don't speak of banning...

Well, Drance and I have returned to First Class after Nicholee's Business Class party yesterday. Never again will I allow Shannon and Sayid hang out here while I'm gone. The place is a mess, and now Drance has to clean up instead of doing my homework for me!

*looks around* This place is worse than Business Class! Speaking of Business Class, I need to find someone to clean it up.

Sayid and Shannon drank all the booze and built a fort in First Class. They've been asleep all day. I don't have it in me to make Drance wake them up.

I gave Drance the day off today; he's somewhere in baggage, I think.

I can hear giggling in Sayid and Shannon's fort. I don't even want to know what's going on in there. I'm staying at the other end of First Class. Sayid stepped out briefly while I was doing my English homework, for what I don't know. Shannon braided his hair.

How awesome. :D

First Class is kinda empty. How long can theG talk to herself?

I'm not sure......I'd be going crazy though :P

I think I'll see if Shannon and Sayid want some slushies later on, and then I'm kicking them out of First Class.

I'd like a slushie! Blue, please.

Fine, but you only get a small slushie.* Blue is one of my favorites.

*door slams shut*

Someone just ran into the bathroom.* I think it was Shannon.

Is blue the best flavor? I like blue ice pops too.

*shrugs about the bathroom thing*

I like lemon-lime. My favorite ice pop is the lime flavored kind.

I hear massive amounts of giggling. I think they're planning world domination, if you know what I mean.

*is not too worried because the kids will be too cute for anyone to take seriously*

I don't like lime. Those were the ones that were always left at my house.

I hate grape-flavored things. I love grapes. There will be no grape-flavored things in First Class.

When I get to First Class, I will smuggle grape-flavored things and cheesecake in my luggage.

I just knew you liked grape-flavored food items!

Well, I don't think of them as grape-flavored, I just think of them as purple. It's entirely different.

Purple is worse than grape.

*throws shoe at the bathroom door*

I HAVE A HEADACHE!

I HAVE A HEADACHE!


So? No one's trying to get with you. :P

They were being very loud. Drance is back. I had him make them go back to coach.

Coach?!

*runs off to Coach to invite Shannon/Sayid up to Business Class*

Maybe I'm an idiot.....but who is Drance!?

Drance is Malee's massuse.

A real massuse? I need a massuse :(

One day I'm going to be a rich socialite who gets to go to the spa every week.

*sigh*

A girl can dream . . .

I'll see you there WS ;)

Ooh! We can be spa buddies! ;)

You bet! Speaking of which I need a manicure

I had a terrible day today. Drance needs to give me a manicure and a pedicure.

*Pushes the Call button*

ROOT BEER LADY, ROOT BEER! COME ON!

Hey! I'm almost in First Class again, sorta.

I can hardly post anymore, my computer is being stupid.

My computer is also being stupid. No one is online anymore, either...

Drance and I are about to watch Garden State. He's painting my toenails and quizzing me on geometry.

GG my poor comp had it bad :( Luckily, it's all better.

Hey! I'm almost in First Class again, sorta.
Except not really. ;)

*Gives Nicholee an evil Shannon look*

Hey, would you look at that! I'm almost in Business class again! But, we don't talk about that!

:angel:

*gives WS a hug* ;D

I think my hugs killed First Class.

I wonder how much longer Malee will be here.

Nicholee triple-posted

I'm very anti-triple posts.

I haven't been to LJ in forever.

First Class is dull.

It is dull.

I wish there was a Destination: First Class because then all the VIPs could hang out with me.

I've never gone to a convention for a TV show.

I went to a Buffy the Vampire Slayer convention last year. James Marsters is so beautiful that I couldn't even look at him. I'm going again this year. My mom went to Star Trek conventions, so I blame my lameness on her.

My boyfriend's aunt goes to Barbie conventions. That's a little much for me.

Wow. That is...interesting.

Yes, and they all dress up as specific Barbie dolls.

How are the spoilers, G? I'm getting quite tempted (mostly because the rest of the board is dead).

I haven't read anything too juicy lately. The speculation is more interesting.

I love how we're the only 'Lagers who chat in the morning.

Yeah, I have difficulty sleeping late.

I should be doing laundry, but I'm feeling lazy.

I feel like I always need to do laundry.

No one is going to be at my house today.* My sister is going to my uncle's new house for a cookout with her boyfriend, our uncle, and our grandmother.* I would go to the cookout, but it takes almost two hours to get there--two hours of people chiding me for my political stance, which will only get worse once we arrive...

[/rant]

My mother is going to a training thing.* I'll miss her 'cause she's so awesome.

You should go look at my last LJ post and comment on my picture.

I do need to do that. I haven't been on LJ in a long time. I need to update.

I need to get my butt out of bed and start doing laundry. *whine*

Well, one step at a time. Maybe I'll just get dressed.

I won't be getting dress today. Jammies are a gal's best friend.

I haven't gotten dressed yet. I swear I will soon.

I should get dressed too---but we aren't going anywhere for a while--think I will juststay in my pj's

I got dress AND am in the middle of doing laundry. I'm so proud!

I'm finally going to write a LOST fic!

Still in my pj's...Lukes in the shower so I can't take one!

GG beautiful Shirley avie :)

Thank you ;D .

She's just so gorgeous and I am envious! She never seems to age, either!

I know, she is absoloutely stunning. Her and Johnny Depp never age.....too bad they didn't hook up they'd have ageless babies.

Well, Shirley and Eddie have split up...

Johnny is still with Vanessa...

My half has done her part, that's all I'm sayin' :P ;) .

Nicholee triple-posted
The sad thing is I don't even remember making any of those posts.

I really need to avoid being on the 'Lage at 1-2 am.

My half has done her part, that's all I'm sayin'* :P* ;) .


Well if I manage to separate Johnny and Vanessa....I'm forcing him to be with me :P :lol2:

I had a dream lastnight and Johnny Depp was in it. I blame my cousin. She is obsessed with him and was also in the dream.

I have nightmares a lot. I had a nightmare last night.

I had a few nightmares last night. They were all about missing a flight.