If you watch Who's Line Is It Anyway? then you know what this game is about. On the show, the host Drew Carey picks scenes from a hat. (ie: Things you shouldn't say at your wedding reception) Then the participants react with one liners. For example:

Things You Shouldn't Say At Your Wedding Reception
"Did someone spike the punch?"
"Did we invite you?"


Now, usually they are alot funnier, but its late and I can't think. Anyway, here's how it works. After about 10 posts (or quips) someone else can post a new "scene." If its going well and its all funny and stuff then you can keep it going longer,but if no one posts then feel free to change the "scene." Enjoy!

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Least likely excuses heard for a sick day

1."My doctor told me I'm allergic to work."

1."My doctor told me I'm allergic to work."
2. "I'm stuck on an island, and there is no way off" :D

1. " My doctor told me I'm allergic to work."
2. " I'm stuck on an island, and there's no way off. "
3. " My mommy said I didn't have to go today. "

1. " My doctor told me I'm allergic to work."
2. " I'm stuck on an island, and there's no way off. "
3. " My mommy said I didn't have to go today. "
4. if you live in Hawaii - "I'm taking a snow day!"

1. " My doctor told me I'm allergic to work."
2. " I'm stuck on an island, and there's no way off. "
3. " My mommy said I didn't have to go today. "
4. if you live in Hawaii - "I'm taking a snow day!"
5. "well, i thought about it today, and I just didn't want to come in. You annoy me, boss"

1. " My doctor told me I'm allergic to work."
2. " I'm stuck on an island, and there's no way off. "
3. " My mommy said I didn't have to go today. "
4. if you live in Hawaii - "I'm taking a snow day!"
5. "well, i thought about it today, and I just didn't want to come in. You annoy me, boss"
6."I can't see to find my stapler"

1. " My doctor told me I'm allergic to work."
2. " I'm stuck on an island, and there's no way off. "
3. " My mommy said I didn't have to go today. "
4. if you live in Hawaii - "I'm taking a snow day!"
5. "well, i thought about it today, and I just didn't want to come in. You annoy me, boss"
6."I can't see to find my stapler"
7. "I've fallen and I can't get up."

1. " My doctor told me I'm allergic to work."
2. " I'm stuck on an island, and there's no way off. "
3. " My mommy said I didn't have to go today. "
4. if you live in Hawaii - "I'm taking a snow day!"
5. "well, i thought about it today, and I just didn't want to come in. You annoy me, boss"
6."I can't see to find my stapler"
7. "I've fallen and I can't get up."(lol, that was my next one!)
8. "We're sorry. The number you have requested cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again."

1. " My doctor told me I'm allergic to work."
2. " I'm stuck on an island, and there's no way off. "
3. " My mommy said I didn't have to go today. "
4. if you live in Hawaii - "I'm taking a snow day!"
5. "well, i thought about it today, and I just didn't want to come in. You annoy me, boss"
6."I can't see to find my stapler"
7. "I've fallen and I can't get up."(lol, that was my next one!)
8. "We're sorry. The number you have requested cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again."
9. My dog ate my keys.

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1. " My doctor told me I'm allergic to work."
2. " I'm stuck on an island, and there's no way off. "
3. " My mommy said I didn't have to go today. "
4. if you live in Hawaii - "I'm taking a snow day!"
5. "well, i thought about it today, and I just didn't want to come in. You annoy me, boss"
6."I can't see to find my stapler"
7. "I've fallen and I can't get up."(lol, that was my next one!)
8. "We're sorry. The number you have requested cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again."
9. My dog ate my keys.
10. My great aunt's cousin's nephew's grandson-in-law's dog had to get neutered.....

Things you shouldn't say during a surgery


1. wooops! That doesn't go there!

2. "And now we cut off this ugly dangly thing...its getting in my way!!!"

3. Of course I know what I'm doing! I've seen all the E.R. episodes twice!

Things you shouldn't say during a surgery
1. wooops! That doesn't go there!
2. "And now we cut off this ugly dangly thing...its getting in my way!!!"
3. Of course I know what I'm doing! I've seen all the E.R. episodes twice!
4. Ok....now to make this a little more interesting, I am gonna perform surgery blindfolded!

i have anal-glaucoma, I just cant see my *** coming into work today.....

Things you shouldn't say during a surgery
1. wooops! That doesn't go there!
2. "And now we cut off this ugly dangly thing...its getting in my way!!!"
3. Of course I know what I'm doing! I've seen all the E.R. episodes twice!
4. Ok....now to make this a little more interesting, I am gonna perform surgery blindfolded!
5. in the name of the Father, the Son, .....

Things you shouldn't say during a surgery
1. wooops! That doesn't go there!
2. "And now we cut off this ugly dangly thing...its getting in my way!!!"
3. Of course I know what I'm doing! I've seen all the E.R. episodes twice!
4. Ok....now to make this a little more interesting, I am gonna perform surgery blindfolded
5. in the name of the Father, the Son, .....
6. And for my next trick, I'l pull a rabbit out!

ROTFL

Things you shouldn't say during a surgery
1. wooops! That doesn't go there!
2. "And now we cut off this ugly dangly thing...its getting in my way!!!"
3. Of course I know what I'm doing! I've seen all the E.R. episodes twice!
4. Ok....now to make this a little more interesting, I am gonna perform surgery blindfolded
5. in the name of the Father, the Son, .....
6. And for my next trick, I'l pull a rabbit out!
7. Isn't this how Dr. Quinn does it?

8. (the oh-so-obvious 1) "Oops.."

Things you shouldn't say during a surgery
1. wooops! That doesn't go there!
2. "And now we cut off this ugly dangly thing...its getting in my way!!!"
3. Of course I know what I'm doing! I've seen all the E.R. episodes twice!
4. Ok....now to make this a little more interesting, I am gonna perform surgery blindfolded
5. in the name of the Father, the Son, .....
6. And for my next trick, I'l pull a rabbit out!
7. Isn't this how Dr. Quinn does it?
8. (the oh-so-obvious 1) "Oops.."
9. What? This wasn't supposed to be a heart surgery? Crap...

10. *as they have your heart in their hands* "Oh the new heart isn't here yet?"

HEHEHE, you guys are so funny!
Now...here is a new topic:

Things You Should Never Say To A Cop Who's Pulled You Over

1. "Good afternoon, ossifer!"

Things You Should Never Say To A Cop Who's Pulled You Over

1. "Good afternoon, ossifer!"
2. What? I was not going 110..It was 125. Wasn't that awesome??!!

Things You Should Never Say To A Cop Who's Pulled You Over

1. "Good afternoon, ossifer!"
2. What? I was not going 110..It was 125. Wasn't that awesome??!!
3. "Hello, offsifer. Would you like a drink?"

Things You Should Never Say To A Cop Who's Pulled You Over

1. "Good afternoon, ossifer!"
2. What? I was not going 110..It was 125. Wasn't that awesome??!!
3. "Hello, offsifer. Would you like a drink?"
4. Hey, Weren't you that undercover hooker who put me away last week?

Things You Should Never Say To A Cop Who's Pulled You Over

1. "Good afternoon, ossifer!"
2. What? I was not going 110..It was 125. Wasn't that awesome??!!
3. "Hello, offsifer. Would you like a drink?"
4. Hey, Weren't you that undercover hooker who put me away last week?
5. No, that's not drugs...I keep those in the trunk.

Things You Should Never Say To A Cop Who's Pulled You Over

1. "Good afternoon, ossifer!"
2. What? I was not going 110..It was 125. Wasn't that awesome??!!
3. "Hello, offsifer. Would you like a drink?"
4. Hey, Weren't you that undercover hooker who put me away last week?
5. No, that's not drugs...I keep those in the trunk.
6. Um, no sir, I was NOT aware that you HAD to drive on THAT side of the highway...and no, those empty cans fell out of my recycling bucket....

Things You Should Never Say To A Cop Who's Pulled You Over

1. "Good afternoon, ossifer!"
2. What? I was not going 110..It was 125. Wasn't that awesome??!!
3. "Hello, offsifer. Would you like a drink?"
4. Hey, Weren't you that undercover hooker who put me away last week?
5. No, that's not drugs...I keep those in the trunk.
6. Um, no sir, I was NOT aware that you HAD to drive on THAT side of the highway...and no, those empty cans fell out of my recycling bucket....
7. Oh 110 was the maximum speed! I thought it was a minimum, it's kinda silly, nuh?

Gee, i thought cops had to be in relatively good shape...

Things You Should Never Say To A Cop Who's Pulled You Over

1. "Good afternoon, ossifer!"
2. What? I was not going 110..It was 125. Wasn't that awesome??!!
3. "Hello, offsifer. Would you like a drink?"
4. Hey, Weren't you that undercover hooker who put me away last week?
5. No, that's not drugs...I keep those in the trunk.
6. Um, no sir, I was NOT aware that you HAD to drive on THAT side of the highway...and no, those empty cans fell out of my recycling bucket....
7. Oh 110 was the maximum speed! I thought it was a minimum, it's kinda silly, nuh?
8. "I know I'm hot but you didn't have to pull me over to ask me out. You should have waited until I stopped but just this one time, I'll forgive you ;)."

Things You Should Never Say To A Cop Who's Pulled You Over

1. "Good afternoon, ossifer!"
2. What? I was not going 110..It was 125. Wasn't that awesome??!!
3. "Hello, offsifer. Would you like a drink?"
4. Hey, Weren't you that undercover hooker who put me away last week?
5. No, that's not drugs...I keep those in the trunk.
6. Um, no sir, I was NOT aware that you HAD to drive on THAT side of the highway...and no, those empty cans fell out of my recycling bucket....
7. Oh 110 was the maximum speed! I thought it was a minimum, it's kinda silly, nuh?
8. "I know I'm hot but you didn't have to pull me over to ask me out. You should have waited until I stopped but just this one time, I'll forgive you ."
9. Gee officer, i thought cops had to be in relatively good shape.....

Oops--sorry Locke for missing your very good one!

Things You Should Never Say To A Cop Who's Pulled You Over
1. "Good afternoon, ossifer!"
2. What? I was not going 110..It was 125. Wasn't that awesome??!!
3. "Hello, offsifer. Would you like a drink?"
4. Hey, Weren't you that undercover hooker who put me away last week?
5. No, that's not drugs...I keep those in the trunk.
6. Um, no sir, I was NOT aware that you HAD to drive on THAT side of the highway...and no, those empty cans fell out of my recycling bucket....
7. Oh 110 was the maximum speed! I thought it was a minimum, it's kinda silly, nuh?
8. Gee officer, i thought cops had to be in relatively good shape.....
9. "I know I'm hot but you didn't have to pull me over to ask me out. You should have waited until I stopped but just this one time, I'll forgive you ."
10. What's your badge number? I'm a very important person and I pay your salary!

What are super modals are thinging on the run way

1) Oh god I ate yesterdy... I feel so fat

What are super models are thinking on the run way

1) Oh god I ate yesterdy... I feel so fat
2) left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot

What are super models are thinking on the run way

1) Oh god I ate yesterdy... I feel so fat
2) left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
3)Okay--where'd I put my pills?

What are super models are thinking on the run way

1) Oh god I ate yesterdy... I feel so fat
2) left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
3)Okay--where'd I put my pills?
4) He wants me, and he wants me, and he wants me......

What are super models are thinking on the run way
1) Oh god I ate yesterdy... I feel so fat
2) left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
3)Okay--where'd I put my pills?
4) He wants me, and he wants me, and he wants me......
5) No one understands how hard it is to be this beautiful :'(

What are super models are thinking on the run way
1) Oh god I ate yesterdy... I feel so fat
2) left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
3)Okay--where'd I put my pills?
4) He wants me, and he wants me, and he wants me......
5) No one understands how hard it is to be this beautiful
6) Wouldn't it be great if I could eat just one cheeseburger?

What are super models are thinking on the run way
1) Oh god I ate yesterdy... I feel so fat
2) left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
3)Okay--where'd I put my pills?
4) He wants me, and he wants me, and he wants me......
5) No one understands how hard it is to be this beautiful
6) Wouldn't it be great if I could eat just one cheeseburger?
7.)Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.

What are super models are thinking on the run way
1) Oh god I ate yesterdy... I feel so fat
2) left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
3)Okay--where'd I put my pills?
4) He wants me, and he wants me, and he wants me......
5) No one understands how hard it is to be this beautiful
6) Wouldn't it be great if I could eat just one cheeseburger?
7.)Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.
8.) *dead air*......................... ;D

What the silent majority (on the island) is saying amongst themselves

What the silent majority (on the island) is saying amongst themselves
1. grumble, why do the beautiful people get all the screentime?

What the silent majority (on the island) is saying amongst themselves
1. grumble, why do the beautiful people get all the screentime?
2. Ssh, the leaders always get voted off the island first!

What the silent majority (on the island) is saying amongst themselves
1. grumble, why do the beautiful people get all the screentime?
2. Ssh, the leaders always get voted off the island first!
3. The less we on the air, the more chance we get to keep our jobs.

What the silent majority (on the island) is saying amongst themselves
1.* grumble, why do the beautiful people get all the screentime?
2. Ssh, the leaders always get voted off the island first!
3. The less we on the air, the more chance we get to keep our jobs.
4. I thought the whole popular kids clique stuff ended in High School

What the silent majority (on the island) is saying amongst themselves
1. grumble, why do the beautiful people get all the screentime?
2. Ssh, the leaders always get voted off the island first!
3. The less we on the air, the more chance we get to keep our jobs.
4. I thought the whole popular kids clique stuff ended in High School
5. Good thing we didn't try out for the part of Joanne.

What the silent majority (on the island) is saying amongst themselves
1. grumble, why do the beautiful people get all the screentime?
2. Ssh, the leaders always get voted off the island first!
3. The less we on the air, the more chance we get to keep our jobs.
4. I thought the whole popular kids clique stuff ended in High School
5. Good thing we didn't try out for the part of Joanne.
6. I know what is out there...too bad no one thinks to ask

What the silent majority (on the island) is saying amongst themselves
1. grumble, why do the beautiful people get all the screentime?
2. Ssh, the leaders always get voted off the island first!
3. The less we on the air, the more chance we get to keep our jobs.
4. I thought the whole popular kids clique stuff ended in High School
5. Good thing we didn't try out for the part of Joanne.
6. I know what is out there...too bad no one thinks to ask
7. Why do I have to be the doughnut bringer.....Dom never has to go get stuff. *pout*

What the silent majority (on the island) is saying amongst themselves
1. grumble, why do the beautiful people get all the screentime?
2. Ssh, the leaders always get voted off the island first!
3. The less we on the air, the more chance we get to keep our jobs.
4. I thought the whole popular kids clique stuff ended in High School
5. Good thing we didn't try out for the part of Joanne.
6. I know what is out there...too bad no one thinks to ask
7. Why do I have to be the doughnut bringer.....Dom never has to go get stuff. *pout*
8. Shhh slowly the will kill each other off...

What the silent majority (on the island) is saying amongst themselves
1. grumble, why do the beautiful people get all the screentime?
2. Ssh, the leaders always get voted off the island first!
3. The less we on the air, the more chance we get to keep our jobs.
4. I thought the whole popular kids clique stuff ended in High School
5. Good thing we didn't try out for the part of Joanne.
6. I know what is out there...too bad no one thinks to ask
7. Why do I have to be the doughnut bringer.....Dom never has to go get stuff. *pout*
8. Shhh slowly the will kill each other off...
9. Man, that Ethan is hott!