I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message after the tone.


BEEP!!!

Um, Grendel? ... it's me, Navigatrix ... you know, we talked last night about bears and Kansas? Well, anyway, I just wanted to say that I thought you were very funny, and I hope you have a great weekend. Um, okay, that's it. Bye.

BEEP!

Hey Grendel, its moi, Ophelia. I'm wearing my running pants...sitting by the window...the sun is shining...drinking a Coke....my shirt is white...Kenny Chesney is on tv....*drawls on*

Grendel, it's your mother, get back to the cave, I'm telling you it is dangerous out there!

(I hope you've read that book) LOL

Hi Grendel it's me, yeah, you don't know me but I'm an Armenian Jedi and I robbed your house yesterday. Anyway, I left my lightsaber in your kitchen, could I have it back?

Beep!!!!

I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message after the tone. BEEP!!!

Hi Grendel, I know you're there.* Pick up the phone.* Grendellll.* Pick up!* *>:(* Oh Grrrrennnndel???* Pick up the phooooooone!!!* It's me, Wee!!!!!* Pick up, dude, I don't got all day!!!!!* Grendel!!!* PICK UP THE PHONE!!* Nooooow!* Would you puhleeze pick up, already?* Dang it, Grendel!* Where are you when I need you?!* :::pause:::* Oh well.* SeeYaLaterLuvYaBye!* :::click:::

BEEP!!!

Navi- Hiya fellow Yellowstoner...uhm...not stoner...but...well...nevermind... just calling you back.

Ophelia- did you know that your name sounds like "Amelia" ....you know, the Simon and Garfunkel song... anyway, now I'll be singing "Ophelia, you're breakin my heart, you're shaking my confidence daily...." BTW- running pants...are you a runner, or just affiliated by clothing? Oh yeah...new coke or old coke? Call back.

GrnNmdSpke- LOL... but I thought that my mother was the devil....

Armenian_Jedi- No. You can't have it back. And your day will come... If you think that the Fett is bad...just wait till you meet Grendel. I'm adding your sabre to my collection, AND ... I want my original mint in box Glow-worm collection back asap or else!!!

Wee- Don't you have a key? Just come in already... (prepares to scare the kitten) ...


Gotta run again...

***BEEP***

Grendel, I knew you were there, 'cuz I was driving by your crib and it just so happened I could see you through the slats in the blinds so I called you from your driveway on my cell phone!* I was bringing you some freshly made Rice Krispies Treats® for you to enjoy, but since you're not home ... :::click:::

BEEP!!!

hi grendel...jme here. *just called to say.......*i luv you* *...oh no wait.... that's not it... *..um i don't know you that well yet.... *uh it just kinda came out... *ya know the whole song thing... *uh anyway, long day..... * * * so hi, how are ya doin? *hope all is well........ bye jme

BEEP

yes, Grendel, so where's the contradiction? :vampire:

WEE!!!!!!!!!! Leave em on the front porch next time!!!!!!!!!

Jme- Hmm...now I have to worry if that's Wee or you lookin through the blinds. All is well...are you related to Stevie Wonder? Just wondering.

GrlNmdSpke- Ahhh...momma said you were the devil...but momma is the devil...so that makes you??? ....Momma??? Oh my... now I know where I got the horns...

Beep!

Hey it's me again. Look I really want my lightsaber, I don't want it in your little collection! Give it back or I will send Mace Windu and Yoda to your house to make you give it back.

Beep!

Grendel ~ I just had that song kinda stuck in my head and it just came out. *I'm not a peeper, no worries, but if ....uh weekitten leaves those rice krispie treats on your porch you uh.... better get them fast. *I hear there is a crazed polar bear out wandering and uh.... he's hungry! * *later...jme

BEEP

Grendal, did you miss me!!! :angel:

~beep~

Armenian_Jedi -- Two words...Noghri Guard... are you pickin up what I'm puttin down?

Jme- Don't tell Wee...but I never lock the door anyway. So quit doin the "check the children" routine and come say hi already!

Aurora- Can I call you 'rora? Just like the sound of that. And of COURSE!!! What kind of silly question is that? =)

Ok...off to scour the archives and see if I want to submit a pic for this Fuselage collage or not... Leave a message...I'm going under the SSCC into the secret lair of the Grendel!!

**BEEP**

Grendel~
Heck no, I never run anywhere but to work when I am late! And I am late now so I will call you later!

Beep!

^-^ ahhh, picture...did I tell you I LIKE pictures and I am doing this collage thingy and I would love to add you to it??

Helloo?? am I talking to a machine??? Heellooo??

I hate machines, call me back then...

*beep*

I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message after the tone.* BEEP!!!

:::click:::

BEEP!!!

*dial tone*
*dials*
*gets answering machine*
*plays a tune using the number keys*
Oh come, all ye faithful...
:::click!:::

Grendel,
(Not that I'm been sneaking into your house and listening to your messages, but really people who leave their doors unlocked...)
Anyway, dude that Simon and Garfunkel song is "Cecilia." I had a friend who used to sing it to me all the time. Not that kind of friend. Wait. That's none of your business. I....(BEEP)

I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message after the tone.* BEEP!!!

:::click:::

BEEP!!!

Oh, these danged machines! I just hate them! They never allow you enough time to say what you need to say. I mean, who invented these things anyway. Of course, I like answering machines; it's those machines that you get when you call a business that I hate. "If you know the extention of the party you are trying to reach, you may dial it at any time."* AGH. There is a special place in hell for the person who invented those! I bet that guy....(BEEP)

Hi Grendel,
Happy Birthday!
Call me and let me know when the party is!
Later, jme

BEEP

I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message after the tone.* BEEP!!!

:::click:::

BEEP!!!

Hey Grendel, it's Spike again, I just heard you were having a party for your birthday. Why didn't you invite me? You've got some 'splaining to do.

Grendel...Grendel... you home? Its Dramapunk. Just wishing you a happy b-day homes, hope you have a good one. I will catch you on the LB and TB later tonight peace out homes.

Hey Barry, it's Lindy, I was just wondering if you were going to play King of the Hill tonight. Call me back, my number is 555-1234. Smell ya later.

*sneaks into house through unlocked door*
*rewinds and listens to messages*


It's his birthday. Man, does this mean that I have to buy him a gift?



*slinks away to think, careful not to lock door on way out*

Hey, Grendel. It's Jezebel. Wanted to wish you a happy birthday!
Talk to you soon! :-*

**BEEP**

Holy Crap Pedro...

We've got messages...

Time to call some people back.

Ophelia- You think "Oh Come all Ye Faithful" is cool... I just figured out the melody to Funkytown!

**Grendel opens the hatch in his ceiling that leads up to the SSCC and shouts "That's right suckas...Ophelia left a message on my machine...who's your daddy!"**

Aurora- Found a pic...but it's scarey... it's Grendel with a couple of friends...and we've got guns (don't ask) ...uhm...here's a Grendel in a tuxedo...hmm...here's a Grendel in a penguin costume....Yeah...think I'll send you that one!

Wee- STOP PRANKIN ME!!! I know it's you doing the Napolean Dynamite meets Darth Vader on my machine!

TerryLost- (hides in embarrassment) Oh man.. I used to have a friend named Amie...we sang it to her so much that I totally forgot what it was really called. Dang... can you believe I used to run a CD store... I should be shot. Or at least beaten severely with a carp or sturgeon.

Jme- Thanks! Actually...the party is ALWAYS happening...just bang on my ceiling the next time you're dropping by the SSCC. BUT...cake, ice cream and capers will be served on Saturday the 29th...the actual day that Grendel was unleashed on an unsuspecting world.

Spike- You're my MOM...sheesh...you're supposed to be PLANNING this thing. Now I'll never get the Buzz Lightyear plates and hats I wanted...

Drama- You will catch me... Unless I catch you first...Bwahahahaha!!!

Varda- Uhm...Think you got the wrong number. I think a guy named Barry used to live here though... But did you just say King of the Hill???

Terry- Dang... use the rug by the door already...I'm tired of cleaning up your tracks! And yeah... you do have to buy me a gift. I was thinking a ticket to the LA party and a roomie to share the $160 a night fee would work great!

Jezebel- Thank you! :angel:

**Fiddles with answering machine** Now... to change my message...

Omg, grendel, i think you are really my long lost son. I found this today for my REAL son's bday in April


http://www.orientaltrading.com/otcweb/application?namespace=browse&origin=searchMain.jsp&event=link.itemDetails&demandPrefix=12&sku=PT38&mode=Searching&searchDestinationJSP=/search/searchMain.jsp&erec=2&D=buzz%2Blightyear&No=9&event=button.search&Dx=mode%252bmatchallpartial&namespace=search&Ntx=mode%252bmatchallpartial&Ntt=buzz%2Blightyear&N=0&origin=searchMain.jsp&Ntk=all

and I do not approve of you playing with guns at all, young man.

BEEP!

Grendel! Hi! It's Kaidy...Hey, thanks for the keys! And sadly, I won't be able to take my SPECIAL spot at the hot tub until I can procure that flying carpet I have been wanting for so long!

Any birthday present request for me? Wondered what you asked for...

Ok - talk to you later!

BEEP!

**Grendel opens the hatch in his ceiling that leads up to the SSCC and shouts "That's right suckas...Ophelia left a message on my machine...who's your daddy!"**

::beep!:::
Grendel...you have a hatch in your ceiling!? Whoa, that rocks! Can I come over and see it? BTW, who's ya Momma!?!?

:::click!:::

Hello?....hello?....god I hate answering machines, you never know what to say...erm...anyway.

I went to the doctors yesterday and they told me it wasn't contagious, and not to worry if a rash appears.

Apparently if you have it for more than 3 weeks then hair falls out and the nails go yellow.

I've been given these giant tablet, and I don't know how the hell I'm going to get these down!

Anyway, I've got to go now.

Eddie wants his food now, and then I can give him his medication. Say hello Eddie :::meow:::

*click*

Hey Grendel, I hope I have the right number. Has your number changed since you moved in? Anyway, please be sure to clean up all the

*BEEP*

*dials again*

I got cut off. OK, please be sure to clean up all the sawdust and stuff. There is a little kitchenette area for you next to the

*BEEP*

*dials again*

You need to change the time limit on your machine! Anyway, there is a kitchenette for you next to the underground swimming cavern. It's got a stove, refridgerator, and plenty of

*BEEP*

*dials again*

CRAP! I keep getting cut off! Anyway, plenty of cupboard space. If you get this message before 5pm, please call me back at

*BEEP*

*dials again*

Dammit, I hate your answering machine! Anyway, if you get this before 5pm call me back, I'mgoinggroceryshoppingandwanttoknowifIcangetyouan ything. whew!

*BEEP*

I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message after the tone.* BEEP!!!

:::click:::

BEEP!!!

Ok...Think I got this thing set back up again... *

Yes! *And I've got messages!!!

...Pedro...get off the flippin couch already.... Gawwww.....

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Spike- * Hey..it's me, Grendel....just callin to say thanks for the party. *You rule. *You Rawk. *I might even say you Rawk Chalk Jayhawk...but we got our butts beaten by flippin Villanova ....GAWWW....
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Ophelia- *Yeah.. I just "Officially" moved into the StormCellar under the SSCC... have my own cave and stuff...Stormy is VERY accomidating. *Anyway...I have this hatch in my ceiling that leads up to the hot tub in the SSCC. *Makes for an easy way to get up there...and a quick way to get back to the 'ol cave from there...bow chicky chiky... * Oh yeah...was gonna ask... *does the last name Hodges mean anything to you? *=) * And about my momma.... You know my momma's dead.... * ***runs and hides**
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TrueOgre- * Uhm... well....err....ehhh...ahh... * Ok...talk to you later...

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Stormy- *can you get me some stuff for sandwiches? *Thanks. * PS- *I LOVE THE PLACE!!!!!

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'67 - I just star 69'd you ... are you related to WeeKitten?

beep!

Hodges??? No, should it? But that hot tubbin sounds pretty durn fun!

click!

Do you have any kind of fixings in particular that you like, or should I just go all out in sandwich bar style?

*BEEP*

I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message after the tone. *BEEP!!!

:::click:::

BEEP!!!

::BEEP::

Wait a second, who is Grendel? I was trying to call Bill. I know, Bill is trying to get out of paying me, he;s hiding! Dammit. Whatever, you owe me 2 dollars BILL.


::CLICK::

I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message after the tone.* BEEP!!!

:::click:::

BEEP!!!

...I can't get it in...

...you managed it last night...

...I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in...

...did you use the hammer to get the peg in?...

...yeah, it's ok now...hello? hello? Is the phone working? I can't hear a rington....

*hangup*

BEEP!

*annoyance in her voice*

Hi Grendel. Kaidy. You never called me back. Hope you got my last message. Call me.



BEEP!

*Beep*

Heard you yelling but can't get out of the tree, today!!

Love your new home :)

~Aurora~

*Beep*

Hey Grendel....are you there? Pick up!

Hey, it's me Stormy. Pick up!

Hey, I know you're there, I saw the light on in the front window. Pick up!

Hey.

*BEEP*

*dials again*

Crap! Well. Call me!

**Kicks back in his new leather recliner at his posh new cave**

"Kinda feel like Strong Bad here...checkin my email. " (if you have no idea what that's about ...you MUST check out www.homestarrunner.com)

Ok...hit the button..and away we go!
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Ophelia- You are always welcome in the tub! Hodges is a buddy of mine (my fraternity little brother) that used to be in a band I heard you really love. Just checkin if you'd heard of or met him!

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Rora- Hehe... I still LOVE callin you that....until you tell me to stop of course. Thanks...I had hoped that people would like the new place. Even picked up some Twizzlers at the Sams Club so that I could have munchies when people visit....
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Stormy- Window... I have a window??? Well...I'll be ....

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Ok...headin back up to the hot tub for awhile...then back here to sleep on my new Grendel sized California King Heavenly Bed!!! Woot!!!






Stormy- I'll take whatever you give me babe...but I love the Roast Beef and Baby Swiss on an onion bun... but the onion bun requires that I double the dosage of Listerine pocket pack strips! Also...could you pick me up some Frankenberry for breakfast?

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'67 - Have you considered a career in mime? I think you'd be good at it. A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

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LTF- Damnit... I know we were drunk...but you could at least TRY to remember my name...sheesh....(how many other guys live in a cave under the hot tub at the SSCC??? )

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TrueOgre- Uhm...not gonna touch that one...no...I mean that quite literally....

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Kaidy- WHAT!!! I never called you back??? Didn't you get the flowers? Damn you 1-800-SEND FLOWERS... I will have my revenge!!!!!!
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Beep!

What was the band? Ahhh! Your confusing me....*thud is heard over the phone* Oww...ran into a wall...anyway, call me back and tell me how you know my fave bands! Stalker! *jk*

click!!!

hey... just calling before I head out to school, see you later when the education things are done. Oh and will you be at the board party at all on saterday? Peace out Dramapunk :D

The kitchenette is stocked.

There will be a party on Saturday in the ballroom. Come if you want. Formal dress. Lots of

*BEEP*

*dials again*

You know, you should get a different answering machine. Anyway, lots of dancing and feasting. It'll be fun.

::BEEP::

Umm hi Grendel. Sorry about the last message. I might have been drunk or something. Just gotta call everyone and apologize now.

I also might have dropped some chocolate cake in the hot tub. Let me know and I'll get someone to clean it.


::CLICK::

Ok...just got that new camera from APO set up in the SSCC...now I can see every girl in the hot tub...uhm... i mean...every person that approaches the hatch to my lair.... ahem....

the messages....


Click.

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Ophelia- Sorry to be so frustratingly vague. After you left me your first message I was checkin out your profile to see who you were. Anyway, on one of your sites I saw that you were an Evanescence fan. My buddy was in the band and I still chat with he and Ben all the time...Amy...well...that's another story altogether... Anyhoo... I didn't want to be a "Name Dropper" ...but didn't mean to be so damn vague either.
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Drama- I'll be in and out of the SSCC on Saturday. Probably be on once early, another mid-day...and then towards the very end of the day... I'm traveling to KC and going out that evening...so it'll be spurratic (sp?) . Thanks for bein so danged cool though!
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Stormy- SWEET! I can do a mean robot for a 6'6" guy!

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LTF- Don't worry bout the cake... I think that Dia incinerated it. And don't worry bout the message...it's all good...well...mostly good....probably more like 20-80....with the 80 being good...and the 20 being bad....or maybe....

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Ok...

Gotta run and get ready for tonight.... Stormy, if you see anyone hangin around tonight...please tell them that I'll be in the Movie Room watching the KU Jayhawks beat the hell out of Baylor. Thanks!


**BEEP**

hey... you asked me to show up... and no one's home... LOL...

***BEEP***

**CLICK**

**BEEP**

**CLICK**

**"You have no new messages"**


"DAMNIT!! DIA... come back! I was in the little Grendel's room..."

CRAP...


**BEEP**

*dial tone*

*dials*

*I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message.*

Uh yea, hey Grendel, its me Ophelia. Look, thanks for clearing that last bit up. Man, was I lost. Anyway, you should know that that bio page is like two years old. Maybe I will go update it. Well...thats cool though that you know them. Can you get them to come to Erie, Pa? Hahaha, anyways, I was in the hot tub earlier and um, do you know anything about some cameras hidden on the ceiling? Call me back, Bye!

*click!*

Grendel,
Hey, it's Terry. Just returning your call. Sorry to be so late, but yesterday I had to return my new tv. Anyhoo.....how to say this....? I admit to sneaking in and listening to your messages, but how did you know if I was pondering to get you a gift? ARE YOU SOME SOME KIND OF MIND READING FREAK? Do I need to(BEEP)

*redials*

Grendel, your damned machine! Anyway, do I need to line my windows with tin foil and wear a metal pot on my head to stop you from reading my thoughts? You are FREAKING ME OUT!!
Oh, I was invited to your party on the LB on Sat. I was wondering about what time mid-day that you would(BEEP)

*redials*

Damn it! Why aren't you home so I can talk to you in person, not this silly machine?! About the party, I have a hair appointment Saturday, so I was wondering when you would be there. Don't want to miss you.
Also, MAN, you don't ask for much. Just a ticket and roomie for the LA party?! I'm not even sure if I can afford it for myself. How about a nice copy of Beowulf? Happy Birthday, G!* * *(BEEP)

Name dropper!

::BEEP::

Its me again, thanks for letting me know about the cake. I guess I'll be coming to your party on LB, my mom banned me from coming home this weekend.

And cameras over the hottub? That means no more skinny dipping. Ehhh, I mean, not ever. Yeah. that. Umm, gotta go.

::CLICK::

**Stumbles back to his lair half asleep after a hard night of bein a Grendel**

"checky checky ...I just got home
gotta get the messages from my phone"
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Ophelia- Hi...yeah...don't count on them coming out anytime soon...and about that camera...just don't go to Grendel'sgirlsgonewild.com , ok? ...not that there's anything there anyway...

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Terry- Any and all gifts are humbly accepted...but can you believe that Grendel still hasn't found a roomie for the LA thing...geeze....trash a hotel room once and burn down a small residence...and suddenly nobody wants to room with you...

BTW- Don't worry about responding... I already know what you'd say! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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LTF- No ...no cameras....feel free to go skinny dipping....(please refer to early message to Ophelia) :angel:

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...The Grendel bed is callin my name....


**BEEP**

*Dials mysterious number she found in her pocket*

*I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message.*

*BEEP*

........uhhh....

*BEEP*

O_o

::BEEP::

Um, hi Grendel, just thought I'd call and freak you out a little.* I'm everywhere, bwhahahahahahaha!

And what is this rumour I hear about camera's above the hot tub in the SSCC?* I better not see LTF, dramapunk and myself on any damn website!* *>:(

Oh, and you might want to check your camera's for damage.* We were shooting off fireworks in the hot tub after all.* Who knows where they might have hit?* I think we put all of the fire's out though.* I'm pretty sure anyways.

Um, just in case, does your smoke detector work?* *:-\

Leanne

::click::

::BEEP::

Hi Grendel, just wanted to let you know that people are coming by today between 12 and 12. They need to fix the burn marks. I got a little carried away last night.

::CLICK::

::BEEP::

Forgot to say...holds phone up to stereo

Jessie is a friend, yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine

And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night

Chorus:
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl, I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that

I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night


::CLICK::

*beep!*
Grendel! You dirrrty dirrty man! I'm never going topless in your hot tub again!
*click!*

Hey Grendel, I was calling because I have some bad news. Something came up and I won't be able to make it to your party. :-[
I hope you have a great birthday!

Hi Grendel,

Spike again, I was just a little worried because you never called me back, that's not like you! Hope all is well. Thanks for the PM, at least I know you're not dead. :devil:

*BEEP*

Grendel! Hey its Jez! We missed you tonight! Much fun was had but it would've been better with you there ;D

Call me, you've got the number!

**fiddles with stupid answering machine**

Is there a button to call everyone back at once...?
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Late night...rough day...am just going to get to bed and hope tomorrow is better!

Will respond to all tomorrow (cause I know you're just waiting in anxious anticipation :laugh:)

Night all

I'm sorry, Grendel isn't here to take your call...please leave a message after the tone.* BEEP!!!

Grendal?* You there?* Pick up the phone, hon, it's me.

Grendal, Grendal, bo Brendal, banana fanna fo Frendal, fee fi mo Mrendal, Grendal !
Grendal, Grendal, bo Brendal, banana fanna fo Frendal, fee fi mo Mrendal, Grendal !
[faster] Grendal, Grendal, bo Brendal, banana fanna fo Frendal, fee fi mo Mrendal, Grendal?!

Well, I'm returning your call(s), buddy.* Nothing like a good old-fashioned game of phone tag, huh?* You're it!

Sorry to hear about your rough day, dear.* Ya know you're always in my thoughts, Gren.* Always!

SeeYaLaterLuvYaBye!* *:sweety:

BEEP!!!

Grendel,
Terry, here. Heard that you had a bad day. Sorry.
About that business of finding a roomie, I have two things to say. One: put....down.....the....lighter....and.....matches. No one likes a pyro. I knew one in high school, and no one would give her a ride because of her habit of setting fires IN YOUR CAR. Two: what's this rumor I hear about a camera, a hot tub, and Grendel's girls gone wild? Are you crazy? No one wants to room with a pervert. Who wants to be all paranoid that their roomie is filming them in the shower? Well, okay some people like that sort of thing, but(BEEP)

::BEEP::

Hi Grendel...we haven't talked much, but I really like your Chiss Avie...however, don't you think that since the Noghri sliced Thrawn's throat in the end that they really can't be trusted to protect a Chiss? They may protect a Grendel, though....:)

::BEEP::

**Stumbles into his lair, half asleep and not caring about spelling or grammer**

"check it check it 311 in LA..."* **hits the machine**

Go-

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Gen-U-Wine Iraqi :* *Didn't I shoot you with a shotgun in another thread.* Are you stalking me?* This is crazy...* *Did you vote?

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FellowFigment :* Hmm...about that fire detector...No, it doesn't work.* I had one, but everytime Dia comes over to play Scrabble the damn thing blows up.* So I quit replacing em after the 10th one.* And about that camera by the hot tub.* Your old pal Grendel had no Idea that so much nekkidness was taking place out there, so I've politely moved the camera to point only at the ground directly over my hatch.* That way I know when someone's up there, and I can run off Locke and Boone when they are lurking.* Oh yeah... I deleted what video I did have from the camera before the move....but I won't say whether or not I watched it first* :angel:

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LTF-* A 'little" carried away....geeze...the smell...
* * * * * *Oh yeah...
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to *edited by Grendel*.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from *edited by Grendel*
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got *edited by Grendel* in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the *edited by Grendel*
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
**whole flippin line edited by Grendel**.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever

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Ophelia-* Please see the above message to Figment!* Besides, you know you're only supposed to do that when I'm there.* Uhm...nevermind.* **click**

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Spike-* It won't be the same without you!* Sorry that I'm taking so long to get to this,* RL has been hectic lately.* I am DEFINATELY going to be here off and on this Saturday...but after that I'm not sure how often I'll be on the 'Lage.* I'm not leaving....just cutting WAY back.* But I'll link you to my site here at the end of all this hoopla!

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Jezebel-* Yeah...wish I coulda made it to chat with you guys.* I am DREAMING of some slow times...I hate being this busy.* That and frequent migranes (cue Coldplay's "The Scientist" for background music)...* *lol...anyway...* I love all of you guys in that group.* Even if you're not "Grendel's Girls" (I think Spike told me about that) ...haha =)

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Wee-* The only cat that I promise to never run over!* Thanks for checkin up on me, you're the best!* NOTE TO ALL:* WEE ROCKS...

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TerryLost-* lol...please refer to above aforementioned post to FellowFigment!* And as for the LA party... I WISH I could go...truth is, even with a roomie and a ticket...there's just no stinkin way.* But someday I'll do something like that.* Hehe...speaking of which, you wouldn't have connections for KU Jayhawks tickets would you...or to the NCAA tourney?* ...random, yes...but it never hurts to ask!

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Prncssleia-* Yeah...that whole thing with Thrawn was unfortunate.* But he just wasn't nice to em.* Me on the other hand, I give them things like sweettarts, Chucky Cheese Tokens, and of course plenty of cotton candy.* They love me.* So yeah...I feel pretty safe with them around.*

....Now...about that co-pilot of Thrawn's Javi...

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Ok folks...this has been another episode of "Checking Grendel's Messages" ... hope you enjoyed yourself, I know I did.* If you've read this, be sure to send in for your free "Good Readership Award".* Just email your name and address to seanflux@hotmail.com and I'll send your signed certificate asap!

For those that are interested, I've been working my arse off on a website for my brother and I...it's just something fun that we're doing to share our love of movies, etc.* It's a local thing really...but I'd love to have any and all of you posting there!* Please check out the beta when you have a chance and register and post if you want to!* The addy is http://seanflux.proboards43.com/index.cgi

Have a killer weekend!* I'll be celebrating my B-day this Sat in KC with my nephew that is turning 1 on MY BIRTHDAY...(the little b-day stealer!)* But I'll be off and on the 'Lage during the day.*

Later all.

*Beep*

**BEEP**

Hey there Grendel!! Almost time for your b-day!!! In about 5 hours actually! Anyway hope you have a good one, let me know how it goes! Kisses!!

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Grendel,
Terry here. I actually do know someone who manages NCAA tourney tickets almost every year. But he is a far, far richer person than I. He is not a very nice man (he's all about the money). I gotta tell you, if only people like him can afford to go, you are far better off on the couch with your buds drinking beer. Happy birthday if I should miss you tomorrow! (Dude, the WHOLE Humpty song?)* *


(edited to say that I just realized that for some reason I channel Hurley when I talk to you, DUDE!)

Hey Grendel,

I hope you are partying now, kuz in my world the birthday celebration lasts the whole weekend!

Catch ya later,

jme

Happy Birthday, Grendel!!!! ;D

hope you have a great day today... with lots of :biggringift: and lots of :hb2: and fun fun fun :bdaysmile: :bdaywink: :bdaybiggrin: :holiday: :party: :biggringift: :jump:

Hey Grendel:


Happy Birthday


:sorcerer:* :bdaysmile:* :bdaywink:* :bdaybiggrin:* :bdayfrown:* :holiday:* :party:* :biggringift:* :biggringift:* :hb2:* :biggringift:* :jump:

:party: Happy Birthday Grendal!!! :party:


:malelovies:

~Aurora~

Hi Grendel,

Happy birthday (late)!! :party:

Sorry I didn't make it to your party, I had to work.

Hope you had a great day. Catch ya later.

jme

**Wanders back into his cave after days out in the wilderness**

"Whew...almost forgot what this place looked like"

*CLICK*

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JacknKate, Terry, Jme, Dia, 'Rora, LTF

Thanks!!! I had a RAWKIN B-day!!! It was made all the more awesome by KU's total annihilation of Texas! I seriously appreciate all the love from you guys and others on here...that was a lot of fun to log on and see all the happy b-day wishes. You guys are awesome! Thanks also to those that have created names and posted over at my site! We are working really hard on it and trying to get a lot of local people turned on to LOST. If you get a chance, check it out at www.thebrothersmeade.com and take a sec to post a message or 2 in the LOST section. I REALLY hope to have some actual viewing parties going before long...and you can help =)

Thanks again everyone, I really appreciate it!

And Terry- I TOTALLY feel your pain about the rich friends and the NCAA tix...but good things come to those who wait (and are nice to others!!)

Later all!

-Grendel (Sean)

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**BEEP**

**Tap Tap Tap**

"Is this thing on..."

??????

::BEEP::


Umm, yeah. Does your refrigerator run? Do you have Prince Albert in a can?


::CLICK::

Hey, Grendel S.
Terry here. Sorry that I haven't called. Work has been ugly and got me down. I can't be witty or amusing right now.
How is your side project, or would that be main project, going? Reminds me. I must go over there and post something.
Gotta go give my friend's cat his shot. She's out of town, and I have that honor. Can't believe how well he tolerates a stranger poking him with a needle. I need some of what he's taking! Later. (BEEP)

:BEEP:

Hey Grendel, its been awhile since we've talked. Hope all is going well with you and your board! Get back to me when you can. Have a great day! Smooches!!!

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:punk: You're da Man!!

J/k Happy Grendal Day!!

I miss you, you need to find more time to play with us!!

*BEEP*

Booo not home again!!

~Aurora~

*BEEEEP*

HELLO!? I'm still waiting for that sticker!

*CLICK*

:BEEP:

Dude, where have you been... haven't seen you anywhere in four-eva... anyway, so when are we making that trip out to Oahu to become the new scott and steve?? oh and if you are only gonna show up like once every two weeks, I guess it's cool if you are the one that Ethan 'tagged'. but yo, if you get this man lemme know about those tickets to the pro-bowl... we gotta do SOMETHING in hawaii if we can't get on the show... oh and do you know any good souvenir shops? cause my fiance is gonna do to me what ethan did to sc-eve if I don't bring back some good tokens from the trip...
uh-oh boss coming, gotta run...peace...
*Click*

Hey Grendel!!

I know that we haven't actually had the chance to chat on the LB, but I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciated your post last night!! I was so sorry to hear about your problems with the church where you were a youth pastor!! I work for a Christian university and I have a student worker who is engaged to a youth pastor. He is facing a crisis of his own right now. There have been some accusations against kids in his group by some of the other kids. It is probably going to end up going to court. He is devastated, and I am the shoulder for his fiancee to cry on when it is too much for her.

I am glad that you have found a new church and that things are looking up for you. I look forward to getting to know you better!

WOAH!!!


I totally was flying to Austrailia this past week....and you'll never guess what happened to me....


Anyway, sorry I haven't checked my messages in a month.

I'll fix the machine as soon as that rich kid gets back with my battery....


Now...to turn this thing back on.


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Grendel!!
Where have you been? What's going on?
Glad to know your still alive, dude.
Later.........

*BEEEEP*


I HAD THE BEST SPOILER! SO WHERE IS MY STICKER? PLEASE SEND IT!

*hangs up*

Grendel,
Just stopping by to say :-* I hope all is well with you!

~Jezebel

p.s. hop on AIM sometime!

Hiya Grendel! {{{HUGS}}}

Just wanted to say hi and tell ya that I saw your post on the LB about Hotel Rwanda! I agree that it is a wonderful movie. I had no idea those things were happening in the world during that time, which makes me feel greatly ashamed now. Don Cheadle was amazing! Glad you were pimping it on the LB!!!

Cheri

Hi Grendal, this is Chelslyn, I just wanted to remind about that $100,000,000 Donation you wanted to make to the Save the Mosquito Foundation and we're waiting for your check. We understand that it might be in the mail. If you could call us and let us know, I know that a lot of little Mosquitos would love you help. Let us know and thanks again for Saving the Mosquitos.

Man...

It's been too long since I've seen Lilo and Stich...

I totally forgot that mosquitoes were endangered.

I will overwhelm you with my kindness...I pledge all the money from my "Pity Party Auction".


...am i not merciful?


hehe.



BTW- CruCheri, you rock! You must have dug DEEP in the archives to find this thread!!!

Oh Grendal you are too kind! The Mosquitoes send their love. :malelovies: :nuke:

::)

Hey Jesyca!

Long time no see...or talk...or post...lol...whatever this is called!

Man...this answering machine is falling apart from neglect.

I should really fix it up!


-Grendel

Hi Grendel,

I am the impovershed wife of the recently deceased Prime minister of Kultoly. At the time of his death my husand had over 62 million american dollars in the bank. Unfortunately, my countrymen are keeping this money from me. I wish to ask your assistance in retreiving this money. If you help me I will give you 20%. All I need to get started is your bank account number, and 50,000 us dollars.




/sarcasm and joking around. Does this need a disclaimer?

LTF- Your fuselage account has been permanently banned for illegal spamming, and furthermore your post has been referred to the FBI email division. Please know that agents are on their way to ransack your home and destroy your computer immediately.


Unless...

You forward this email on to 10 of your closest friends. If you do that the FBI will stop, and you will have good luck for 20 days!


:lol2:


-Grendel


BTW- I've gotten those emails too...BUT... I actually got a PHONE CALL!!!!

Aren't I special!!

OMG DO YOU STILL EXIST????

never see you anymore...where did you go?????

*HUGS*
kaidy

Well..


being a Grendel, I have to hide out from time to time. ;)

But WOW...once again I am amazed that anyone dug deep enough into the chit chat thread to find this one!

So now I run back to the LB, with open arms...

Hopeing you'll see, what the board means to me...

Open arms...


-Grendel

GRENDEL!!!
Imagine my surprise when I checked things I had posted in, and you had been online TODAY! OMG!
I must admit that I have fallen off the fuselage, and just checked in to see if we might be getting a new episode this week. (I nearly fainted because we are.) I have been lost for weeks, wandering amazon and google, and reading the news.
I also have not visited the brothersmeade in ages, either.
I know, I have been bad.
Life has been heavy, as of late, but if the Great Grendel can make a come back, so can I!
Later, dude,
Terry

Dude...

you rock.

Hehe...and about the "Brothers Meade" site...

I think it's dead.* Seriously.* *We called time of death about a month ago.*

BUT...I'm planning on changing it around.*

I'm thinking about making my livejournal public and putting it on there...or posting some pics of what's up in my life, junk like that.*

Who knows?




We now return you to your previously scheduled Grendel already in progress....

:lol2:

Grendel,
See that date on the above post? May 3rd. I haven't been on the 'lage since May 3rd! OMG.
So what did you think of the season ender? I just watched the last 10 minutes or so, and according to tvw/op I didn't miss a thing (other than Arzt buying it). Poor Walt. And, um....what'sinthehatch?
Sorry about the brothersmeade.
Later, (I bet much later.)* Terry out!*