Lockette and I are having a blast with little Ethan's early life tale so I have a few questions..... (ok four)

Did his Mother drink?

What is his favorite "special treat" food?

Is the house in the Burbs or Country?

Was working at Disney (your words) an act of later rebellion?

You might like to know so far he is a dream child! He is very tidy, loving, mannerly, considerate, and at age six already in the fourth grade!!!!!

bourbon and milk, and only at the equinoxes.
cranberries on toast.
outer edge of the burbs, where you have to walk to the last city bus stop.
don't ever quote me back to me!! foul foul!!!

he's such a good boy.