(I looked through the threads here and couldn't find anything in the topic titles that would lead me to believe that this is game is already being played here -- my apology if I'm wrong.)

This is an idea from the ABC board --* post a line as in the character of one of the survivors that will never be said on the show.* You can either post independent quotes/lines or relate it to a previous quote/line.

Examples:

"Listen, Ethan Rom or Other Man, whatever your name is. We don't need your kind here. And none of us cared for your "Claire is kidnapped" or "Charlie is dead" gag either! NOT FUNNY." -- Shannon
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"Alright, I confess. I'm responsible for the crash. But I couldn't help it...I just couldn't...couldn't hold it anymore. I HAD TO GO. I mean, Walt is just soooo irresponsible and wouldn't take me for a "walk" before we boarded the plane and well, I had to urinate sometime, right? Who knew it would short-circuit the communications system?" -- Vincent
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"Gather round everyone, please. I just came back from Danielle's bunker and, well, it's the strangest thing...I'm surfing the web on her laptop and, well, I came upon this website called ABC LOST:PLOT and, you won't belive this, but there are numerous threads DISCUSSING ALL OF US! However, that's not even the most worrisome part of it...it seems we're all dead or in purgatory!!" -- Sayid to the other survivors

"Oh, don't be STUPID!" -- Sawyer
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"Alright everyone, gather round. You all know the inconvenience we've been experiencing with forgetting to extinguish the torches before we go to sleep. Well, I've put together a clever little device from the electronic bits and pieces from the fuselage. Attach one to each torch and "clap on...clap off " !" -- Sayid to the others

I've done this one before, but for those who missed it.
"Jack, you are so much wiser than more, more handsome than me, and clearly a better dresser than me. You definately deserve to have Kate more than I do" - Sawyer
"Is that a bridge?" - Any of the survivors
"Dammit, I broke a guitar string" - Charlie (or at least I hope he doesn't!)

"I'm gonna let you all live" - Ethan to EVERYONE* *:lol2:

I love this game !!!! :laugh:

"Here's your baby back" Ethan to Claire :lol2:

"No hard feelings mate" - Ethan to Charlie :lol2:

:lol2: :lol2: Lovely ;D

*Kate runs up to Jack*
Kate: Guess what! My name is really Kate Wallace, I was born in Ontario, my parents names are Jane and George...
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Locke: I'm really Scar from the Lion King reincarnated to kill all of you!
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Ethan: Claire and me go wayyyyyy back!
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Boone: Hey Shannon guess what!
Shannon: Chicken butt?
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Shannon and Boone: He's/She's touching me! Mom! Mom!
Kate: SHUT UP!
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Sawyer: Hey guys there's a suitcase over there....anyone want it before I look at it?
Ethan: I'm not going to kill you all! Honest!

"Another slice of Polar Bear? No really, I couldn't eat another bite."

Anyone: "My is missing!"
Kate: "Well, let's not ask Sawyer. He can't have [i]everything on this island."

::)

Jack: Yeah I'm a Doctor. What I didn't tell you is I am really Doctor Suess!
Everyone hop on pop!

"Fo shizzle bizzle" Jin

Not a line but a sound effect......instead of the "monster" noise, the lost crew hears a beautiful voice singing........

Most people live on a lonely island
Lost in the middle of a foggy sea
Most people long for another island
One where they know they would like to be

Bali Ha'i, may call you.
Any night, any day
In your heart you'll hear it call you
Come away, come away
Bali Ha'i, will whisper
On the wind of the sea
"Here am I your special island,"
"Come to me, Come to me"

Your own special hopes
Your own special dreams
Bloom on the hill side
And shine near the streams

If you try you'll find me
Where the sky meets the sea
Here am I your special island
Come to me, Come to me

Bali Ha'i
Bali Ha'i
Bali Ha'i

Someday you'll see me
Floating in the sunshine
My head sticking out from a low flying cloud
You'll hear me call you
Singing through the sunshine
Sweet and clear as can be

Come to me
Here am I
Come to me

If you try you'll find me
Where the sky meets the sea
Here am I your special island
Come to me, Come to me

Bali Ha'i
Bali Ha'i
Bali Ha'i

Hey little buddy-Hurley to Charlie

Hard to starboard!

Charlie: I love the LotR movies, but I can't stand those Hobbits!

Walt, "Yes! I killed my mother. I made the plane crash! And we are not getting saved... mwahahahaha..."

Locke, "Guys, haven't you figured it out yet? I am the boss here. My dream. My island. Calm down."

Michael to Walt, "And now listen, little child, to the safety rail...here's a llama, there's a llama..."

Walt, "Yes!* I killed my mother.* I made the plane crash!* And we are not getting saved... mwahahahaha..."


"Wait a minute!* What are you doing?* I've already confessed." -- Vincent* (Vincent to himself..."seriously, that kid is always trying to take credit for everything")

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"Ummm, that feels good.* Don't stop, please.* I love it when you lick my toes." --* Boone to a polar bear

Hey theres a holliday inn.

Hey theres a holliday inn.

"Yeah, we know, but we would rather sleep on the beach or in the caves. Thanks anyways." -- any of the survivors

"John, can you tell me about the "birds and the bees" please? I asked my Dad, but he just walked off into the jungle without answering me." -- Jack

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"Look guys, we've got to come up with a plan to get off the island. Let's face it, we're not going to be rescued. So, I vote that we get the humans to build us a raft. Afterall, I think they owe us that much, they've shot our cousin and stabbed Fred the other day...what do you think?" -- chief polar bear to the others

Sawyer: "Hey guys, I was thinking. Wouldn't it be nice to play an ice-breaker game or something? I just don't know you guys well enough yet!"

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Locke:"Well, I give up. Let's just go home and forget all of this."
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Kate: "Did I tell any of you that I was a bank-robber? It was really cool! And check out my toy airplane!"
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Shannon:"Screw fashion! Today I am wearing the PINK halter with my GREEN skirt! I am WRECKLESS!!!"
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Sayid:"I give up. I am going to go play golf with that Larry guy."


:lol2:

"Hi Im here to help, what can I do first ?" : Shannon to anyone

"I'm gonna take the day off and not help anyone" : Jack

"Listen up everyone - Here's the secret to this island": Locke

"Charlie, your a junkie, you lost Claire, you almost died from you own stupidity - you are the weakest link GOODBYE": Kate

"I can outwit, outplay, and outlast all of you!...I don't because I don't want to break a nail." Shannon

Jack: Yea of course Charlie knows what he's talking about. Lets listen to him!
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Locke: I am so confused!
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Sun: (to Jin) Shut up you jerk, I'm off to the singles bar...
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Hurley: I think I should stop saying Dude.
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Joanna: Under the sea...under the sea...
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Walt: Micheal is the best guy...ever! Locke is stupid!
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VIncent: Hey, everybody, I can talk!
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the monster: Why the heck does everybody think I'm out to kill them?

Anyone and everyone: What do you mean we're only on Survivor? [insert string of random curse words]
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Charlie: No, I really don't feel like talking about Driveshaft right now.

Claire's baby... when he's old enough...," four score and seven years ago, we crashed on this damn forsaken island...".






WAIT NOOO..... that actually could be said.

Boone - "So what are we gonna do tonight Locke?
Locke - "The same thing we do very night."
Boone - "Dress up in loincloths, paint our faces, and hunt boar?"
Locke - "No Pinky....erm Boone.....We are going to Take Over the WORLD!!!"

"Do y'all think this thong makes me look fat?" Hurley

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful--hate me because I made a secret alliance with the Others and ya'll are so screwed!"--Shannon

"I like Power Rangers" ~ Polar Bear

Jack - "Ok, guys, we are going to have a group activity that will last for several weeks....It is called Who Wants To Be My Apprentice"

Sawyer(to himself): "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family. . ."
Walt: "Are you singing the Barney song, Mr. Sawyer?"
Sawyer: "Does your dad know you've been smoking dope? Crazy kid!"

Oh-I'm sorry to have scared you (Ethan to all)

Ethan - No WAY...I didn't kidnap Claire...SHE kidnapped ME!

Jin: Sun and I don't even speak Korean, we were just faking so that you'd tell all your secrets in front of us!

Claire to Ethan - "I would have just given you the baby...all you needed to do was ask politely."

Charlie to Shannon- "I caught you a delicious bass."

Them all Anybody: *singing* We've got jungle fever...they've got jungle fever...

Jack - "Ok, guys, we are going to have a group activity that will last for several weeks....It is called Who Wants To Be My Apprentice"

"You're fired!"* -- Jack to Sawyer
"What the he** are you talking about, Dr. Doolittle?* I wasn't even auditioning to be your "Apprentice"." -- Sawyer
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"Stop hanging around me, woman!* Get a life!" -- Jin to Sun
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"Man, I don't like the way Hurley's looking at me and muttering "I need protein"."* -- Vincent

We will now read The Manifest

"What do you mean we're in Hawaii?" Jack to Sayid, after Sayid travels along the shore a bit more

"I like Power Rangers" ~ Polar Bear


"I am the blue power ranger" -P.B.

Wait, there's been a resort on the other side of this mountain the whole time??

"That's not a polar bear...It's a guy in a polar bear suit"

Locke: "Patience, Boone. I'll figure out a way to get this door open."
Boone: "All right, but hurry up!"
Charlie (passing by): "What are you blokes doing? Isn't that Evangeline's dressing room?"

Locke: I looked into the eyes of the island. I saw the island's inner child. It kicked me.

Jack: Let's check out this black rock thing.

Shannon: How long can I keep it secret that I'm really a man?

Boone: How long can I keep it a secret that I'm really a woman?

Sayid: I think I'm going to go stay with the French woman. I think I can get into that bondage thing.

Sawyer: Hey Charlie. I'm feeling down. Play me a tune.

Locke: I looked into the eyes of the island. I saw the island's inner child. It kicked me.
"Yeah, I kicked you because those weren't my eyes you were looking at !"* -- the island* *:lol2:

Everyone randomly bursts into song every three minutes.

(I know its not a line, but...)

Jack to Locke, "Dammit man, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!"
Locke to Jack, "Let me take care of that..."

"Yeah, I kicked you because those weren't my eyes you were looking at !"* -- the island* *:lol2:


LOL :laugh: :lol2: :laugh: :lol2: :laugh: :lol2:

The Monster - "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family........Hey guys will you be my friend?"

The Polar Bear - "Okay, who took my Coke?"

The Polar Bear - "Okay, who took my Coke?"

"I did Fuzzball. Whatcha gonna do about?" -- Sawyer
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"I could really fall in love with you." -- Shannon
"Oh great, Shannon found a mirror." -- Boone (rolling his eyes)

Shannon: Gee, I'd love to help you out!

Sayid: I hope no one realizes I'm really British!

Charlie: I hope no one realizes I'm really a hobbit!

Boone: I hope no one realizes I just picked my nose.
(okay, yeah, that was totally random)

Locke: "Anyone want a knife?"

Locke: "Go ahead, Boone, you and Shannon can continue trying to figure out what that thing in the woods is. I'm no longer interested."

Ethan- I'm Clarie's baby's father.

Jack: "I'm not a real doctor, I just play one on TV."

Jack: "Angel hair pasta, anyone?"

Sawyer: "Nicknames are so passe."

Shannon: 'Ravish me, o lover and brother of another mother."

Claire: Yeah, so I decided to stick with Ethan and company...Sorry Charlie..Mwahahaha

Sawyer: "I was really a cross dresser back home."

Shannon: 'Ravish me, o lover and brother of another mother."
Mwhahaha, I love it!!

"We'll get her as soon as she shaves her wookie body and brushes her teeth." --The others talking amongst themselves about Danielle.

"Do I have Wilson? Look FedEx, or whatever your name is, I don't know what a "Wilson" is and I don't have it, so get lost !" -- Sawyer to unknown island inhabitant
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"By the way, I too can be used as a flotation device." -- Hurley to Michael
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Charlie to Shannon- "I caught you a delicious bass."



you're my new hero

Charlie: Oh wait, wait. Sorry guys. I know where we are. *turns map right side up, then takes off shirt*

Charlie: Oh wait, wait. Sorry guys. I know where we are. *turns map right side up, then takes off shirt*

"Charlie, that's a map of movie star's homes in Beverly Hills." -- Shannon

Jack (to Charlie): You know in my old life, I was known as Charlie...

Jack (to Charlie): You know in my old life, I was known as Charlie...

"No, Jack. They were calling you Girlie." -- Jack's dad.

Nope not that hungrey at the moment

Sawyer to Hurley as Hurley leaves the "bathroom bush"-- Hey Hurley, you've got a hibiscus leaf stuck to your foot".

Sayid: So, I was searching the island and you know what I found?? I found a camp full of little girl scouts....WE ARE ON GIRL SCOUT ISLAND!! AND THEY HAVE COOKIES....you know, those little thin minty ones!!

How funny, I just ordered some of those mint Girl Scout cookies the other day. They are oh-so-dee-lish.

The cast starts line dancing, forming letters with their arms...

"It's fun to stay at the L.O.S.T, it's fun to stay at the L.O.S.T....."

Oh crap....there's a boat. Let's hide and pretend we aren't here.

pass me another banana, I love bananas. passion fruit!!! no way!!!

Night and day, day and night, I wish they would reroute those planes.

Boone: "Don't call me daughter."

let's make danielle a casserole and pay her a visit.

"That's a good idea... and I'll make brownies."

You know, being stuck on this stupid island wouldn't be so bad if I weren't missing my favorite TV shows......

is this the baby shower? i brought lemon squares.

(from aqua teen hunger force, but fitting here)

Vincent in Dog-language "If these guys would just follow me, I would lead them to the rescue boats on the other side of the island"
(of course, subtitles for us)

Can I spank you- Charlie to Jin

Jin: Sure just wait until Hurley's done. I've been a naughty boy!

What's your name again ? Jack to Kate

Hurley: Forget the girl scouts, the Weebelos troop has been snaring all the boar! I say, dinner at their campsite tonite!

Jin: Claire, I feel for ya......I'll be your baby daddy!

Walt: Let's get real here....I'm thinkin....Vincent burgers....

:lol2:

Ethan: I'm sorry Others but I can't threaten to kill anyone today!
Other's: We understand!
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Charlie:Die you evil Ork!!
Jack: Psst Dom, wrong script!

Wow you're fat! Charlie to Claire

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You just got Punk'd!!!!! Ethan to everyone

What?? THere's a phone booth in the middle of the island?

O.K. I lied.....My cell phone works afterall ! Shannon to Everyone

Claire- "Actually, Ethan works for me....."

Anyone- Ummm...guys. Isn't that Australia right over there about 3 feet away? *Points to it*
Rachel

Jack: Wait a minute......is that a McDonald's over there?? They have establishments in unihabited regions? Wow...they really are everywhere

Vincent in Dog-language "If these guys would just follow me, I would lead them to the rescue boats on the other side of the island"
(of course, subtitles for us)

"But, nooooo, they would rather follow that Locke dude. Stupid people." -- Vincent continues.

Sawyer: Hmmmm......I really wish that I could be like Jack.

Michael: Ok Locke, I want you to raise my son Walt.

"Alright, repeat after us..."I want to take my shirt off every episode...I want to take my shirt off every episode"."* -- JJ, Javi and Fury to Josh Holloway, on the virtues of pleasing the vast female audience of LOST.

P.S. blrlost will even settle for the dimples :-*

Jack: Look ! A rescue boat! Just kidding.---Jack to the survivors

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Jack: O.K. I'm not a doctor . Jack to all

Boone: I'm BatBoone!
Shannon: And I'm ShanRobin!
Charlie: Who am I?
Claire: Why your, your...RockBoy!

Kate: You know, this is so much better than jail.

Kate: You know, this is so much better than jail.

"You can say that again!" -- Rose to Kate

Charlie: Hey Walt if you're so "special", why don't you make an airplane appear

Boone: hey Shannon, remember that one movie we watched when we were like...7? the one with the 2 girls making out...

Shannon: Oh, yeah Cruel Intentions?

Boone: Yeah... "Mature sexual content my ***

Sun: *to Jin in english* I can speak english see?

Jin to Sun: I knew you could speak English all along...I was just playing along!

Any cast member (awakening in a comfy bed): I just had the strangest dream...

*in black and white*

Any cast member (awakening in a comfy bed):* I just had the strangest dream...

and you were there, and you, and you... and oh auntie em, there's no place like home.

Shannon - "Ok, guys...I am gonna sacrifice myself to the Island Monster for the greater good of the group."

Jack to all: 'I'm not really a doctor, I just play one on tv"

:jump:

Ok! Now that we all are in purgatory......

"man I miss my jumprope" - Walt

"man I miss my jumprope" - Walt

"Well, soooorrry. I had to use it to hang Charlie!" -- Ethan to Walt

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"Seriously, guys...I'm sick and tired of these people. We need to get rid of them...they've already shot Virgil and then stabbed JImmy. What are we waiting for?" -- chief polar bear to the other bears

"Boone, why are you ignoring me? I'm wearing that skirt you like." Sawyer (... or Shannon)

"I'm really just misunderstood." Sawyer

"Screw it. I speak English." Jin

"Jack even though I think you're a great guy I don't like you like that." Kate
"I thought we had something special... a connection" Jack
"We did... but have you seen Sawyer without a shirt? No contest. Besides he is a great kisser." Kate

"I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship." Charlie to Ethan

"I'm pregnant." Shannon
-silence- Boone
"You're the father" Shannon
-silence- Boone
"You cheated on me!" Sayid

"I have a confession to make." Anyone

"So we were somehow connected to one another before the crash and our names have meanings. Who would have thought?" Anyone

"Oh god our lives are like a one hour TV drama that never gives the audience answers just more questions." Anyone

"So we were somehow connected to one another before the crash and our names have meanings. Who would have thought?" Anyone



Let's play our own six degrees of separation and see if we are connected to Kevin Bacon!

Sayid: "Well, it's official.....Shannon is an idiot!"

(I like Shannon, though, really)

*Hurley waking up next to Sawyer*
Honey, I just had the strangest dream

Dom "Hey, is that Gondor over there?? Nope....just the glare of the sun on that rock"

Jack: I'm always the leader, let Sayid or like Sawyer do it.*in whiny voice*

*Hurley waking up next to Sawyer*
Honey, I just had the strangest dream


SNORT!!!!!
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
(No fair, I just spewed coke all over my monitor....) :laugh:

From Confidence Man:
SAWYER: What are you doing in my stuff, son?
*LATER*
BOONE: I don't see why he was so upset. It was only a couple of inhalers...

Random point in practically any episode...
HURLEY: (to Micheal) Dude, Isn't Vincent a boy?
MICHEAL: Yeah, he is. Why do you ask?
HURLEY: Because, dude, there's a lot of...Mini-Vincents running around.

*DANILLE randomly comes out of a bush*
DANILLE:(to everyone) Guess what? APRIL FOOLS!.
*Random Cameramen jump out of bushes, suprising all the castaways*
*Ethan pops out, too*
ETHAN: And I'm your host, Ethan Rom!

*Sawyer to Jack*
Hey buddy, I'm your brother. It's time for some bonding.

Jack: "Okay guys, since I am getting tired of solving all your problems, we are going to pick a new leader by doing this....Cub scout, Cub Scout......."

"Dude, where's my car?"

"Seriously, guys...I'm sick and tired of these people. We need to get rid of them...they've already shot Virgil and then stabbed JImmy. What are we waiting for?" -- chief polar bear to the other bears

HA!

"Jack...Sawyer. I don't love either of you. Charlie! Come over here, honeybuns!"-Kate
"Sayid, I love you man. Can't you give up Shannon like I did. We could be so happy!"-Boone
"I'm so happy!!"-Kate
"Didn't you know that I'm a secret agent man?"-Charlie

"You know guys... I'm really not a doctor. I was hired to play the role of super hero by the Russian government.. Please don't hurt me.." -Jack

Kate - "I'm sorry for all the secrecy guys. I don't know what my problem is. It must be getting really anoying, so here's my deal............"

Claire - "Ok, ok. I was never really pregnant. I just wanted the extra food."

Charlie: Ethan and I were High school buddies...That was all just a joke.
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Jin:*pulls off costume and is Dicke Clark* Kate, Jack, Sawyer, Michael, and Charlie. You're all on candid camera.