BEEP!!!

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L8r,
WharffRat :chris:

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JOM, how do you expect anyone to leave a message with an unlisted number? I bet you have an unpublished address too, THAT'S JUST GREAT JOM! YOU RUINED MY LIFE, I have no tree to lurk in!

*BEEP*

Hi JOM! It's me, Jezebel. Just wanted to thank you for all the posters. They're hanging on my favorite -

*BEEP*

*sings JOM's favorite song*


Ooh, yeah! all right!
We’re JOMmin’:
I wanna JOM it wid you.
We’re JOMmin’, JOMmin’,
And I hope you like JOMmin’, too.

Ain’t no rules, ain’t no vow, we can do it anyhow:
I’n’i will see you through,
’cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
JOMmin’ till the JOM is through.

We’re JOMmin’ -
To think that JOMmin’ was a thing of the past;
We’re JOMmin’,
And I hope this JOM is gonna last.

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won’t bow;
Neither can be bought nor sold.
We all defend the right; jah - jah children must unite:
Your life is worth much more than gold.

We’re JOMmin’ (JOMmin’, JOMmin’, JOMmin’)
And we’re JOMmin’ in the name of the lord;
We’re JOMmin’ (JOMmin’, JOMmin’, JOMmin’),
We’re JOMmin’ right straight from yah.

Aurora, thanks for umm JOMmin'' keep it up

-JOM

Hey Jezebel, Glad you liked the posters, I hope to get more soon. Do you look at them a lot?

-JOM

Thanks for the message, um, I look at the posters before I go to sleep. Okay, bye!

Jom? Are you there? Pick up if you're there. ....No? Okay, well...um....I wrote you a poem. Here it goes: <i>*ahem*</i>

There once was a dude named Jom
Who I've alway found pleasantly calm
I'm callin' him Dan
He's really the man
And his website should be awsome (dot) com!

I just made that on the spot...Hope you like it, dear!

Starlet thank you so much for the poem...it's a masterpiece. *Blushes after reading poem again*

-JOM

Hey JOM,

It's Bliss. I hope you had a terrific audience tonight and that I see you swooshing by my tree(I'll whistle if I do ;) ). Catch ya later!

The audience was pretty good. Thanks for asking. TTy soon i hope.

JOM

Uuummmm...I was looking for Speaker, I guess I got the wrong number.

Hi, this is Marybeth Sunshine wondering if you'd like to contribute to the Widows and Orphans of Upper Slobovia fund. Hello?? Hello??? Is anyone home???

Ya i'll send a poster of JOM and the cast of LOST to the kids. Autographed by me and Dom. Enjoy

JOM

"You have no messages"

awww shucks ;)

Jommy: Heard about your knee. Get well soon.

*hands cookie through the answering machine*

Loves, darlin'!

Uhh..umm, Mr. Mystery? Hello? Yes. This is Mr...Nobody from the Toilet Patrol and ..uh..we're just calling because we need you to check up on your toilet. So if you could ..uhh.. stick your head in the toilet and flush the toilet. And then give us a call back and let us know if your toilet is alright. Ok, have a good day.

Starlet-Thank you for the cookies mmm they were tasty. *Hugs through the machine*

Toilet Inspector Kitty-I did what you asked, my hair is wet now so i don't have to take a shower and my toilet is working perfectly thanks for your concern. keep up the hard work.

-JOM

JOM! I am so sorry to hear about your knee!! I hope it gets better soon! Hope you kicked *** last night in your performance!

Catch ya later!

:lol2: JOM!!!

*sings her favorite song*


Ooh, yeah! all right!
We’re JOMmin’:
I wanna JOM it wid you.
We’re JOMmin’, JOMmin’,
And I hope you like JOMmin’, too.

Ain’t no rules, ain’t no vow, we can do it anyhow:
I’n’i will see you through,
’cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
JOMmin’ till the JOM is through.

We’re JOMmin’ -
To think that JOMmin’ was a thing of the past;
We’re JOMmin’,
And I hope this JOM is gonna last.

No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won’t bow;
Neither can be bought nor sold.
We all defend the right; jah - jah children must unite:
Your life is worth much more than gold.

We’re JOMmin’ (JOMmin’, JOMmin’, JOMmin’)
And we’re JOMmin’ in the name of the lord;
We’re JOMmin’ (JOMmin’, JOMmin’, JOMmin’),
We’re JOMmin’ right straight from yah.

CruCheri-Thanks for the concern....keep JOMmin'

Aurora-We're JOMmin' till the break of day!!

hey JOM, hope that knee is getting better *sends pink beer through the machine* *sends good mojo to JOM's knee*

Mmmm thank you for calling and thanks for the pink beer...my knee is doing grrrrreat. Much love

-JOM

Hello?!?! Is anyone there?? JOM, where are you?? ;)

*hugs* Just wondered how your day is going today!

My day is going very well thank you.

-JOM

I am glad that you're having a wonderful day!! I am, too!!

Great to hear!!

-JOM

Hope your performance kicked *** tonight!! :-*

Hey JOM I just read lay down your cape, and I thought it was really good! sad, but really good. Not every song can be super happy, that would be boring! What was your inspiration for this song? aww man I wish there was a way that we could all hear it bc I don't think we get the whole song without the music. oh well I love the lyrics! keep crankin' em out, we love them! Nitey -nite!
Wish

Wish-I am hoping to get a mic, and record my songs on the comp soon, so you may get your wish. Ummm the inspiration was the nice guy, i'm a nice guy at heart and sometimes I feel I get taken advantage of and never appreciated for what I do for people, not trying to boast of sound conceided, but i am one of those guys who will get up at 4 and come help you fix a flat if you need it. Sometimes you just feel like quitting all that, because no girls (they always go for the bad guy), and i have lost friends for stupid reasons, and I feel like they don't remember any of the nice things i've ever done for them.

-JOM

JOM *HUG* I know what you mean about feeling like no one appreciates what you do for them. I am one of those people who is ALWAYS trying to make sure that everyone else is taken care of. Bad boys do seem exciting at first, but it's the good guys that you're able to love for the rest of your life! You WILL find someone to love you and appreciate you for who you are!

~Cheri

Cru-Thank you very much. Ya i know alot of people who can connect with that song, and those feelings.

JOM, I seem to connect with all of your songs! It feels like you're taking what's in my heart and putting it to music!

girls (they always go for the bad guy)

Sooo not true JOM! There are tons of girls that are looking for a nice guy, you just have to be patient! You will find eachother! Personally, I have never ever seen the attraction to bad guys. I think that most of the girls who want bad boys are stupid ho's like Paris Hilton lol and you don't want that anyways! So keep in mind that there are tons of girls looking for nice guys. Just look at how all the girls on this board respond to you!
I hope you have a good day at work! Hopefully I'll talk to you tonight, I gotta go in a minute!

Wish

I think that most of the girls who want bad boys are stupid ho's like Paris Hilton lol

LOL, I've gone for the bad guy before, and I'm not a stupid ho like Paris hilton :laugh:

Well, I didn't know he was a bad guy at first....

But girls ultimately want the good guy

I meant girls who purposely seek out the bad guys and think of them as long term relationship material! heehee not you I know you're not a ho! lol :laugh:

Wish

I've been with the bad boy type and the really good guys! I would definitely choose the good guys over the bad anyway! I just wish I had someone that would love me for who I am!

Sooo not true JOM!* Just look at how all the girls on this board respond to you!

That is so true! JOM, I think you have stolen many hearts on here!! :)

I know you're not a ho!

LOL Thanks for knowing?

well, I guess I don't really know, I just assumed! lol

Woo-hoo! I just realized I moved up to Coach! :)

Star and Wish! You two are cracking me up!!

Hey guys thanks for the kind messages.

-JOM

JOM, you deserve all of those kind words and more! *hug* You are a one of a kind sweetheart of a guy!

Cheri

JOM
What play were you in? I only heard about it after it ended.
Aren't you in Dallas? I could have sneaked in to see you.

*dials*
*gets machine*
*blows up balloon*
Happy Happy Birthday, this is my song to you! If this is not your birthday, then heres a sound for you! *pops balloon*
*hangs up*

:jump: :jump: :jump:

Terry-Ya it closed on sat. I am sorry. I will let you know about the next one though...if i get a chance

Hello! JOM, is that you? I just wanted to tell you how proud I am of you on your GPA! That kicks ***!! *hugs and smooches*