'Cause I'm in serious Lost withdrawal!!!

Anyway: here are the rules. All characters on Lost are fair game and each person may add up to 5 new words per post (less is fine too).

I'll start.




One day, Locke and Boone...

went

into the

the jungle only to find

Vincent was

DEAD :'(

while Boone cried for Vincent,

Locke cleaned and skinned him

and served him on a plate

with a salad that Sun prepared earlier

Walt was so upset, he

killed Boone and served him

to the polar bear gods. ;D

Shannon was very

devestated. She decided to get

revenge on Walt by

stealing his only

remaining beloved treasure, his letters

which were written in blood

by his father, Michael. He then

started to read a comic book he managed to hide, only the comic book was written in

korean so he went to find Sun

who was

seen kissing Michael's lips.

Walt was so mad, he started to think

Isn't it suppose to be no more than five words?

as smoke rose from above

he saw people running


Sorry, boy is my face red!!

away from an ax weilding

No need to be embarresed. lol

crazy eyed man

who was none other than

Jack with no sleep

who was dying to kill

thirsty for love

And ready for action.

Charlie ran forward and began

to grab Jack's face

. On bended knee, Charlie asked:

Jack, I need to know, do you really

want to spend the rest

of your boar meat on

On a tube of sunscreen?

Jack replied,

No, you are mistaken

that was Shannon.

Charlie pouted and said, "Don't...

you lie to me!"

and you punch like a

bunny!

Ay chihuahua! he

exclaimed as something fell out

of his pocket. He

scrambled to fetch it, but

it ran away. Claire

exclaimed, "Look out for that

flaming wallaby, it could bite

your neck and

kiss the wound!" He

changed his opinion

on doing anything, so instead

thought they were in purgatory

Hee hee

and tried to convince everyone

that the zombies are

coming after them. Rose

stood up and slapped him

silly, exclaiming, "I've heard enough

of this nonsense. Go

to the Island 7-11 and

pick up some Slurpees for

the polar bear

this instant or I will

go swimming without

my yellow floaties

I've grown now and

I'm not going to take

anymore precautions." Charlie ran away

and left behind his

peanut butter jar.

Claire found the pb and

decided to make a

little bed for it

and sing it a

rap song.

Jin heard the singing and

said to Claire: "Yo dawg

what you doing holmes?

Claire looked up and shushed

as Jin stuck a Gangster pose...

and started to beat box

rapping away like Dr Dre.

back when he was young

and Hurley joined in with

a boom box beat about sea urchins

that tried to go back

home. Kate

on the other hand, rapped

about airplanes. Claire thanked them

for rapping to the pb

. Charlie started to play guitar

and got so into it

that the ladies there fainted.

Shannon woke up first and

gave a big kiss to

Charlie's cheek, so he

blushed then looked at

Claire, who was crying because

she got crazy jealous and

really wanted to have peanut

butter, but when she reached

for Charlie's hand, Shannon

quickly slapped Claire's hand away.

Appalled, Claire threw her pb

in Shannon's hair while exclaiming

"Just because you're blonde, too

Doesn't mean you get the

rock god all to yourself!

Keep your grubby paws off

of me Shannon!" said Charlie.

then Charlie put his arm

around Vincent and

kissed Claire.

Locke was feeling jealous and

so he decided to go

into the Fuselage and visit

the thread about Charlie

and see the linear board.

He then posted

a gigantic Partyman squishing post

and ran away flailing.

Locke calmed down and whipped

out a nice shiny dagger.

He threw it and almost

hit Sawyer. "Jackass!" Sawyer yelled.

"Don't you know what I'm

doing?" yelled Lock. "I am

showing you you're not special.

Sawyer walked up to Locke

and gave him his pretty sunglasses

in memory of his older

sister, who was named Abigustus

she was a avid apple juice drinker, ;D

who beat Boone in an

exotic tai kwon do match.

The match lasted for hours

until Boone finally passed out

with his eyes open

He glared at the

sky blankly until Abigustus laughed

and pulled him to his feet

and said "it's okay---I was once a loser too!".

Boone hung his head and sighed "I am a loser baby."

He snorted and dusted off his

trousers which were loose anyway and accidentally

feel to the ground reveling his

Sponge Bob Square Pants undies

! Abigustis pointed and laughed at how he was still wearing undies!!!

"They're kiddie undies!" she exclaimed

Boone quickly tried to pull up his pants, but quickly realized a huge rip in the back

So he put a big leaf

over his right eye

and kept walking

hoping no one would notice

his tatoo that said "I've slept with my hot step-sister"

which was on his

very sunburnt nose, but it

didn't seem to catch anyone's eye until

Walt pointed at him and

said, "BACON FACE!"

Meanwhile, Shannon was starting to...

freak out at the thought

of Boone exposing their secret

love affair! But, then again

it wouldn't be TOO bad.

It might even attract the

other survivors to

her simpathetic cause!

She thought this over and...

finally decided to let it

stay hidden, she gave Boone . . .

an evil bitchy glare

and wished him dead

The monster came out of nowhere and

whispered in a Southern accent

"Do you want to come into the jungle with me?"

I think there's a five word limit per post, peanut butter. Just an FYI. :)

"Mama!" shouted Sawyer. "Please

don't touch me there."

The Monster bit Saywer's hand

playfully and said

I'm gonna eat yo head

then added

if you keep using nicknames

I'll bite something else too

Sawyer couldn't believe

that the monster liked his

breath so much that

he didn't disembowel Sawyer

and killed Kate. Charlie was

happy, and he danced

with Claire on Kate's mangled

Barbie doll collection

until Locke held Charlie at

a standstill point. Locke asked

where's the peanut butter Charlie?

"Ask me three times!"

said Charlie cheekily

Locke hit him on the

head with the jelly jar.

and tied Charlie to a

large peanut butter jar and

made him eat invisible peanut-butter

until Claire came and saved him.

"You saved my life". Charlie

Not realising Locke was right

there with a knife. Locke

Locke told Charlie a story

about two people in love

who killed each other.

They killed for peanut butter

and also for glory!

Claire and Charlie looked at

Locke, and ate the peanut-butter!

Charlie and Claire walked off

unaware someone was following them

Ethan comes out . Charlie fights

with the empty jar. Then

Charlie lunges at Ethan, holding

a pen. He stabs Ethan

who then eats cheese, but

in the ear. Holy

! Charlie screamed. "You fight like

a crazy monkey in

a rodeo full of

Ethan did a crazy dance and

fell off a cliff.

Everyone was awakened

by the thud Ethan made

He looked so

mangled and ugly. Claire took

her lightsaber and prepared

to perform a C-Section.

Kate's re-animated corpse snuck

up and bit Ethan on

the bum. Ethan cried out

something in Spanish

Claire beheaded Kate and Ethan

and saw Sun started to

use their heads for a sacrifice

even though they were already

.A rescue boat came and

took only the heads of the dead

and offered new prosthetic heads