The League Of Chilli is comprised of people who look up me as a role model... and who occassionally thwart criminalistic attempts by supervillains (such as NBC) to take over the known universe.

IA

I just want to hunt the moles.

That's one of the perks.

hehehehe

IA

A perk of having you as a role model. I could maybe give up my current role model.


Do you make a good role model?

*shoots mutant burrito*

I'm an okay role model.

I recognise my faults and acknowledge them accordingly.

IA

Alright I'll join. But the role model thing? Might not happen all the time. Sometimes you have to shun authority.

That is so true.

** falls of chair **

IA

Have you been drinking again?

So, umm, what does the league of chilli DO?

Fight evil...

... talk about South Park and Lost...

... generally just kick back and enjoy life.

IA

I shall get into my evil fighting pose now!

South Park is awesome, watch it whenever I can.
And Lost, what's that?


Are you a hippy?

My post really does jump around a lot, but ehhh.

I shall get into my evil fighting pose now!

Stop trying to hit me and hit me.

South Park is awesome, watch it whenever I can.

I've watched six episodes today and still seen The Incredibles for the second time.

And Lost, what's that?

Reality TV show natch

Are you a hippy?

Yes

My post really does jump around a lot, but ehhh.

Mine do too

I'm going to need you to fight against in ear headphone, mine are just making me mad.

That's you I'm hitting? Sorry.

I haven't seen the Incredibles yet, but should. I've also just been listening to other people's music all day, so no TV. (The horror)

Reality TV's suck. Unless I know the person, then I'll watch.

You hippy you. For the sake of others around you, I hope you bathe with soap.

Bathe?

You know the rectanglely circle where water falls on you. Then you use this secented bubbly stuff?

I usually just jump in a lake.

That works, but lakes are cold.

Cold is bad.

That should read cold is bad... MMMKay!

It doesn't?


*confused*

Why does this remind me of Pinky and the Brain?

because that show rocks like I do?

Seems like the answer is different... but ah well.

Why not!

You have said the correct answer.

Your prize is a years supply of...


Chocolate pudding!

and with that I say goodnight.

Keep the thread post count up if others come along LTF. Show them the way.

I'll do my best.

Your avatar is very cool.

hehehe

IA

Thanks. I'll tell the person that made it.

I am not an artist.

*I wanna be a star* (I'm random today I guess)

Aren't we all?

Good to know I'm not alone.

Ok.. I must join this League of Chilli... it's the avie ya got Chili that made me do it!!

LOVE IT!! ;)

I join this thread cause I love Chilli...he rocks my socks, floats my boat, alls my everybody...you name it!

As Pinky would say "Narf"

Brain would say "Same thing we do every night... try to take over the world"

The Announcer would finish with "They're Pinky and The Brain Brain Brain"!

IA

Poink!

Everyone knows that Pinky is the best.

I like The Brain.

Cool voice and machinations of world domination.

What more could you want?

I like the funny.

Brain=not funny
Pinky=funny

Plus Brain has that freaky giant head. And yeah, world domination is cool and all.

Hmm...

IA

But both would be fun to hang out with.

Indeed.

** goes back to top secret writing project **

Ohh, secret writing assignment.

Could it be the Friday fiction thingy?

Its no secret that I'll participate in that.

Just generating some ideas for that at the mo.

IA

Well that sounds good.

I'll look for it around.

Currently working on Top Secret Project Thingy.

Been working on it for 7 months but only just pumped into actuality during last week.

IA

you are going to tell what it is eventually right?

Cause its bad to dangle secrets out in the open and then keep them to yourself. *g*

I'll spill the beans

a) When its ready
b) When more people develop an interest.

Go and find me an audience LTF.

:D

IA

I'll get right on that.

Sure will.

Wow!

You learn fast.

8)

IA

I've been told that.

Times like these my sarcasm works well.

Huh? What? I didn't say that. I am loyal. I think.

Don't betray me Riot!

IA

No betraying here.


I didn't sell your secrets to the government.

Then why are MI5 at my door?

IA

Ok, I need to tell you something.


I just needed some money to pay tuition, and sold the tiniest one. But the big ones were someone else.

So they knew about...

... PROJECT GENESIS?

IA

I didn't tell about that . Must have been someone else.

I only told about the time you stole from the store.

All I took was £3.50

IA

See? So its no big deal.

Maybe you should question someone else?


(and with that, I'm off to go home. Bye for now)

Bye dudette!

Without you this thread would be pretty dreary!

IA

I know. I'm the life of the thread.

Or am I? I could have an evil twin.

I have Not Quite Chilli.

Do you have LearnToDie?

If so... I'm very scared.

Maybe its not LearnToDie.

But I can't tell you. Top secret, and I promised.

That's cool.

Everyone has secrets.

HOW F*****G AWESOME WAS LOST 1X15?

:D

IA

It was good.

It forever changed how I view Charlie though. Because it was pointed out to me that he killed in cold blood.


edited because I finally realized that this could be called a spoiler.

Not really.

Ethan had strung Charlie up by his neck... kidnapped Claire... threatened death upon everyone... and was still a threat.
I think Charlie did the only thing he could have.

Yeah but...

Jack was there and he told everyone not to shoot. They could have taken Ethan back and tried to get him to say what he knew.

Ethan was a consumate menace. He wouldn't have stopped. I also doubt he'd be as prone to speaking during torture as the Lostites would.

IA

You might be right, but sometimes I think that just about anyone would spill under torture. Ethan was a menace to everyone, but he wasn't trying all that hard to get Claire back. I only saw one time, and I'm pretty sure that there could have been some times when she was not heavily guarded.

Ethan is a tough son of a bitch... and the fact that he killed Scott in the way he did suggests there was something otherworldly about him

This is a cool thread... thanks to us.

IA

Did they come out and say Ethan killed Sceve? Cause I don't remeber that, I just remember that whatever killed him came from the ocean.

Its a cool thread because we must rock.

They assumed Ethan did. I'm not so sure.

It's the best thread ever.

IA

They of all people should know that you can never assume.


Best thread ever? I'll buy that.

I would too.

Where's the proof that there isn't a shark in the water?

What if the dead people reallly didn't die? What if its all imagination. Even I don't believe that.

Could you change your avatar so Ethan gets shot and we think its Locke but it turns out to be an evil Mole?
:)

IA

I could and I would if I knew how to make avies. Not creative over here.

Yo.

New Rose fanfic up in comp.

What's everyone (LTF) up to?

IA

This LTF is sick right now, and just had a bunch of school stuff to deal with. But for some reason I still major lurked.


What have you been up to?

Drinking... flirting with unavailable girls... enjoying life.

IA

Wouldn't it be a better idea to fllirt with available girls? And drinking of course is a given.

Natch.

But for two reasons.

1) I was drunk.
2) Heart wants what heart wants.

My excuse for things! "I was drunk"

I also really shouldn't be talking about only flirting with unavailable people. I don't make it a habit to ask guys before I start with the flirting.

I knew they were unavailable.

But flirting from me is harmless unless you flirt back.

But how can you not flirt back? Its impossible. I think.

How so?

I flirted... didn't think they did.

If someone's flirting with you the only way to not flirt back is to just blow them off.

Its hard to tell when people are flirting, I don't even know when I do it myself sometimes.

I flirt with guys alot...I can't help it....its my way of relaxing around them...otherwise if I don't then I act like I really don't want to be around you when I actually do...LOL....yes, girls are complex creatures

Ophelia~ Madam Flirtalot

Why are girls complex but guys simple?

Discuss:

Dude its the guys that are complex.

Like the really hot guy that asked for my number then never called.

But neither girls nor guys are straightforeward.

I am.

If I like you... you'll know.

I don't hide that... and I don't play games!

You're doing something right then.

I wish that there were more straight foreward guys round here.

Harold P ruined it for all of us by wearing that hat.

What were they thinking?

:lol2:

Something along the lines of "how can we get this guy to look ten years younger?"


The hat is creepy.

I had nightmares

The smile doesn't help much either.

I much prefer him "aged" ten years.

His curly mini-afro makes me laugh.

curly mini afro is better than dreads

:fear: Is someone talking about miniafros and dreds? BTW I know this changes the subject but it makes me think about:
I was watching vh1 and they bad celebrity hairstyles, and they had on Lenny Kravitz, who I think is one of the most beautiful men alive, and they showed his hair from dreds, to the mini fro (which I love, it's my fav) and to now, where it looks like Oprah Winfrey! :o I never even knew he had done that with his hair! I thought it was still so handsomely minifro-ish. Did anyone else see that? If y'all want to ignore this it's fine with me. ;)

Lenny Kravitz is cool.

Welcome to the League!

;D Thanks!

I'm watching VH1 right now. Just saw the minifro.


Love it. Minifro's don't look good on white boys though. Just looks weird then.

Afro's on white guys stand out like a male midget in a prom dress!

Afro's on white guys stand out like a male midget in a prom dress!


Really not something you see everyday.

Exactly.

Is it the best week ever?

For me it's one of my top 52!

I'm really out of it today. I had to actually stop and think about that for a sec.

Now this thing was riddled with the typos. I will break the internet.

But you aren't Dom...

Or are you?

:o

I'm pretty sure that Dom's a guy. Since I'm not a guy, can't be Dom.


Or am I? (I'm not, but still have this weird ability to break the internet late at night. )

I'm kidding.

Just the thought of breaking the net reminded me of Dom.

:angel:

Anyway... what should we discuss now?

Why pepsi is the best

Its pepsi-riffic.

But Lemon Coke is the mad shit!

Right.

Everyone knows that regular pepsi is the best.

Bah, I'm drinking Dr. Pepper......does that make me a traitor? :angel:

Yes!

Sorry....... :-[

Kidding.

We accept all in here.

Just speak of this Dr. Pepper no more.

:lol2:

Done. I mean Dr. Who? hehe 8)

Okay... next order of business.

ready boss....

Um...

...

Ready to rebel against your leadership!

Eek!

Did I say that outloud? Whoops.

I am shocked and appalled.

Kudos!

I totally meant to say that I am ready for your commands.

Yep, sure did.

hahaha

http://www.thefuselage.com/threaded/index.php?topic=7739.0 -

Why is this off limits to me? :blink:

chilli is my leader....*zombie eyes* :shocking:

Chilli is my leader also* :shocking:* must.....follow...........Chilli.............and.. not...mention..............Dr.............somethin g.............

hee hee ::)

where is chilli? omg...i'm lost! where is he?!? AHHHHHH! *runs in circles at the loss of chilli*

OMG! They've been brainwashed!

*gets the special meds ready*

ACK!!!
*runs away in terror of the pills LearntoFly has* :fear3:

Good pills, yummy pills.

They taste just like candy. Here, have one.

*foams at the mouth and growls* :pinch: No icky pills!

How about some chocolate ice cream? Extra special...

EEK! Its got Dots on it!

*picks eyelash from eye....ow....poking.....owie.....*

Howdy all.

Your goal for the day is to find me a worthy joke.

Go!

*runs off in search of a joke*

I see no jokes.

I am thus very disappointed in you, my minions.

You must now run three laps around The Fuselage.

*pants*
How many more laps?? :P

Um, what do you call a cow with no legs?

5

Don't know.

Ground beef ;D

ok boss
* runs 3 laps and faints after first half of one*
ok ok I'll find a joke...........

ok here's one:
Lost at Sea, two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To his amazement, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.

Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick and after a long, tension filled moment, he spoke. "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

hehe

Okay - I won't disbar all of you.

*laughs at the people running laps*

joke? Why was six mad at seven? Cause seven eight nine.

What? You didn't say they had to be GOOD.

You're let off because I like your username.

Thats the story of my life.

I'm thankful for beer and friends!

What are ya'll thankful?

Friends, my parents for paying for this college thing, the bus system, tabasco sauce, snow, lack of want to study.

Apparently lots of things.

I am thankful.......*falls asleep*

:excl: Ophelia has fallen asleep, please stay calm, this is only a test :excl:

*puts out the no-doz and caeffeine laced drinks*

Must have been all that running earlier. Shhh...

W...h...a...t...t...?

She was running laps cause you ordered it...


And shhh, she's sleeping

I bumped into her not far back on an RP thread.

She isn't sleeping.

(dun, dun, dun!)

Ah! I've been caught!
Chilli, we totally rock the RP, don't we? ;)

Damn straight.

Its called character developement.

Its easier when you make up the character and not one thats already made for you. Playing the LOST characters is too hard, cause you have no idea about their past. Besides, that thread needed a few rebels like us to mess it around! ;)

*tiptoes in and sees nobody around. Exits quickly before she it caught*

Hey!

Get back here LTF

** falls asleep on desk **

hmmm, you say something?

I can't hear you! Nuh nah nuh nah nuh naaaah...

** snores **

(from now on am asleep - will deal in morning)

*walks in and makes a mess*

It was the boars

That's plain rude!

:o

Sorry, I'll keep the animals under control.

It peed on my avatar!!! :o

LearnToFly... I might have to fine you if the Boar don't behave.

I was just watching it for a friend.

*crash*

Um, I'll be back...

:o Whats going on here? WILD BOARS!!!! Or not so wild boars, which is it?

Alright, no one has responded yet, I'm callin in the authorities :police:

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! *runs for her life*

Send The Police away.

** cocks shotgun **

I'll bring in the boars.

HAhahahahahaHahaha...take that coppers!! :P

Ok policemen, y'all can go now. I'm just glad that everyone is ok. :laugh:

The Boars are gone.

** collapses **

Chilli! Where have you been! You are never on here anymore! :bye:

I'm just being random in my web posting.

Ahh...I see........ 8)

To correspond with Hurley's episode, write your wild prediction on what you want to happen.

No spoilers allowed.

IA

Hurley will find a way to make peanut butter boars! yum..... But then he will wake up and realise it was a horrible dream. So then he will grab someones booty (maybe Claire) on the way to the edge of the shore where he is going to rest his tooshie in the water for having a rash from not wiping well with leaves.

Chilli Chilli Chilli!!!!!! Where are you??? Also anyone else is free to join if they want. Since this seems to be dead. ;) :-*

I forgot I used to post in here.

Chilli Chilli Chilli!!!!!! Where are you??? Also anyone else is free to join if they want. Since this seems to be dead.* ;)* :-*


Not dead.

People stop posting to it didn't come on my New Threads page.

Plus I forgot the link.

DON'T JUDGE ME.

There is an initiation test to join.

LTF - Make am an initiation tesk.

My brain cannot comprehend what you are asking currently.


*stares at the pretty lights on the computer*

My brain cannot comprehend what you are asking currently.


*stares at the pretty lights on the computer*


This isn't a Locke moment.

I need an initiation test and by GAWD I'm too lazy.

Hop to it.

Fine. Initiation test- Melt a spoon with your mind.


*stares at the lights some more*

Nice one.

How are you?

Bored. Nothing to do around here.


How're you?

Bored. Nothing to do around here.


How're you?


I am late - I am late - I am late for an important...

ah fuck it

I am good. Very good.

How are you young padawan?

:lol2:

Mmmmmm Ewan McGregor.


But you were the chosen one!!!


I must go look for pictures now.

We need more members.

:lol2:

Ok, I'm back! And I missed you again. Darn-it. All. Ohh, the mind bending the spoon thing was a good one, actually, and this is mighty dorkish of me, I used to try that for minutes on end. :laugh: But never did accomplish it. :(

We need a roll-call of members.

Howdy Capn.

By the by - anyone else in FUCKING LOVE with the UPN show - Veronica Mars...

... bloody awesome!

I watched it a couple of times, it was pretty good. I don't get to watch a whole lot of t.v. though. LOST is pretty much it. And new in the morning to catch the weather. Gotta know the weather. Alright, Roll-Call!!! I'm glad you are back on here. I thought you weren't coming back on or something. Ophelia's gone. Well she still comes on sometimes, just not often. And it's only to post 1 or 2 replies.

I talk to Ophelia on LJ a bit.

She'll come around.

LTF posted recently a few times.

I'm tight with Kaidy and LostSerenity. Might get them to post later.

The numbers will rise.

Yesssss, rise numbers, RISE!!!!! Actually I'm happy like this too. I hope Ophelia comes around. I meant to do the lj thing and never got around to it, maybe I will do that in a few minutes.

Awesome

We could start an LJ community.

Plus there's always moles to be shot

-- shoots a mole --

:lol2:

Moles~grrrr nasty little buggers!

But good protein!

Hello LTF.

:lol2:

Hello Chilli.


*throws some moles on the table*

found these out back.

Cool

-- gathers moles --

I'll be back in about 80 minutes.

Just watching wrestling at moment.

Hot-dawg

Last night's ep was smoking yo.

Sure was.


But I liked him.

Yeah.

It was sad to see Boone go.

But it'd be the same with anyone. Heck - I was sad when Steve/Scott died in 1.15!

I just don't see why they needed to kill anybody off the show. :( Chilli you watch wrestling! :lol2:

The dog was fine with me.

Yes. I do watch wrestling.

Its funny and stupid and occassionally fun to watch.

Boone's death is a way to pit Jack against Locke. Its also a way of forcing Shannon to come to terms with a few truths she's been concealing.

Spread the word ya'll - we need to go member hunting.

NEW LOST ON WEDNESDAY

...

Oops...

Never mind

:lol2:

I'll still watch it.

Hmmm...

This place seems familiar to me!

---

It's been a while Minions, but I'm back.

I shall post a compelling retort later on tomorrow

MUHAHA