Answer the silly question from the poster above you and then come up with your own..


What kind of cheese would you prefer?

Swiss Cheese

What would you choose, a donkey or an ogre?

The donkey.

Do you like lamps?

Yes.

Have any of you taken a syramics class?

No.

Would you rather have a cat or a mouse?

The mouse.

Does the early bird really get the worm?

Most of the time....


Have you seen a cat chase a dog?

Yes

Do you wish you were in Hawaii?

Oh gosh yes.

Do you like to surf?

No. Scared of heights and very deep water.

Why is the sky blue?

Because I don't like purple sky.



Should I watch RotK or TTT EE or eat porkchops?

RotK with cast commentary. Makes me cry and laugh at the same time! And if you're not a big fan of commentary, still watch the EE of RotK.

Why does everyone at my house hate me?

Because you stole the precioussss.

Why does Dom have to live so far away???

Because luck isn't on our side

Why can't I go to Hawaii and get the Lost cast's autographs?

Because you don't have enough money for a plane ticket.


Do Gondorians eat cheese?

Yes! Especially during drinking parties!

Do you eat cheese?

Yes, I do eat cheese.

Would you like fries with that?

No, just fries by them self with ketchup.

Do you eat cheese with fries together with beans?

No, but I do behold the power of cheese.

Do YOU know the muffin man?

Yes. I am the muffin man!
Did they ever put Humpty Dumty together again?

Do you live on Drury lane?

A common misconception of me is that I live on this Drury Lane. I actually live in a cabin in the middle of nowhere with my gingerbread man.

I am the Lord Empress of Cupcakes.


How do you eat cheese?

I eat it with my hands.


Do you eat pork?

Love it!

Are you planning on watching LotR today?

Sure! I love LotR.


Do you like clocks?

No because that means I usually have to be somewhere.


Would you rather face the unkown moster or the polar bears?

Polar bears because they are closer to my size.

How is it possible to be burning hot and freezing at the same time?

You just burned yourself in the middle of the woods..


THE RING IS PRECIOUS!! Is it not?

of courssssssssee it issss my preciousssss

if sam never went with frodo would he have married rosie?

Oh yesh, he sure would have.

Do you eat lightbulbs?

only with mashed potatoes


do you like corn on your steak?

No, I eat kernels of beans on my steak with whipped cream.



How art thou?

I be in the most grandest of silliness.

Would you bathe the dog in your bed?

I don't have a dog! I have cheese and muffins!


Can you sing your name backwards?

yes, but I don't like to sing with my back turned.


does your dinner wish to be eaten?

It wishes to vacation in my stomach, yes.


Smile, you're on Candid Camera! Or are you?

I don't think so. I hope


Is it winter if it never snows?

Yes because I am still cold.



Do you like loons?

Yes, bal loons


do your toes reach your ears?

On occassion.



Do you feel at all oppressed?

No, but occasionally I am impressed

If the hostess doesn't see you at the party, were you there?

I was spying..


WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH???

I was in the closet with the butler.



Why are your fingerprints on the victims eyelashes?

I closed her eyes after she died.

Who let the dogs out?

The cat did.




Do cats eat cheese?

Only cheddar


Does your applesauce have seeds?

I don't have any applesauce

Haven't you ever seen a cat eat any cheese other than cheddar??

Yes mine were eating gouda last night.


What makes cheese so delicious?

It is the silly putty



If a dog eats cheese, does it make it a cat?

No. It makes it a mouse.

Why did the chicken cross the highway at 12am while inebriated?

His car broke down.


How did the chicken get drunk on vaseline?

It contains traces of sodium chloride.

Why did The Rock listen to Led Zeppelin?

He thought it was the Stones.


When the Rock was born was he a pebble?

I guess he was. Maybe when he's old, he'll be known as the Boulder.


Do you associate Tic Tacs with clocks?

Yesh.


Have you ever eaten fire?

No. I'd imagine it would hurt though.

Have you ever walked on water before?

I 'tried' but I fell right in :laugh:


Would you prefer to be called Queen or Duchess?

Duchess


Would you consider being the court jester?

If you could teach me to juggle 56 egg cartons at one time.



Are there such things as freshwater chickens?

Only in California.


Have you ever seen a dog surf?

No but I'd pay to see it.

Do you think American Idol is overrated?

Yes (although I am listening to Kelly right now)


Do you think Simon is a jerk?

No. Sometimes the truth hurts.

Did your parents/you ever buy a Paula Abdul CD?

I have, yes.


Are you tired of Randy saying "Dog"?

I'm tired of all three of them.

Have you ever gone insane? :lol2: :punk: :w00t: :wacko: :stuart: :lol: :cheesysanta: :shockedsanta: :jump: :vampire: :roflmao: :starwars: :poking:

How did you know?


Do you think a weekend with cure your insanity?

nope

Do you think that if they tried hard enough, pigs could wear high heel shoes?

too expensive (4 shoes and all)


Could you teach pigs to cook bacon?

yes. especially the stinky cheese.

do hobbits do the macarena?

Frequently


Did you know I was born in Germany?

No

Where were you born in Germany?

Yes I was, army brat in Munschweiler, Germany

Were you born in America?

Yeah. I wasn't questioning your credibility, if that's the way you were interperating it. I asked where not were. But oh well. ;D

Are there any Buffy/Angel fans that crossed over to LOST?

You are silly :D

I love Buffy and Angel.


Who is your favorite character?

On Buffy, it will always be Xander. On Angel it was Gunn.

What was your favorite ship on both shows (if you had one)?

I am afraid I don't know what "ship" means (other than the big thing in the water) :)

A ship is a couple (Like the Charlie/Claire ship. The people who want to see the two stay together FOREVER are part of the C/C ship.)

thank you

willow and tara - buffy
wesley and fred - angel

Where is the question?

Did you want a new question? :laugh:

Isn't that a question?

Are you making fun of me?

Don't you know that if I were making fun of you I would mock you worse than that?

Would you really?

DIdn't I say I would?

How do I know you aren't lying?

How do I know you aren't telling the truth?

Should a lie detector test be given?

You really think you would pass?

Can you fail just by being nervous?

Why would you be nervous?

Didn't you get the memo that I don't take tests well?

Who was the memo sent by?

Isn't it on the memo?

Are you telling the truth about the memo?

Do I have reason to lie?

Do I really know you?

Does anyone?

Did you ever meet me?

Would I know if I had?

Could you see through my disguise?

Does your disguise look like a little green frog?

You are the smart one aren't you?

Isn't that what my mom tells me?

Does you dad agree with her?

Doesn't he always?

Is he different from most dads?

Aren't all dads different?

I s'pose they are, like fingerprints!


Would, or would you not, say wood?

I believe I have said wood before....as in "We have to haul in all the wood for the fire this winter"

Do you like camping?

Why yes!

Have you ever been parasailing before?

No..................


Would you like moldy cheese or poisoned cheese?

Moldy cheese is soft! :laugh:


Are you afraid of heights?

Somewhat a little bit.............................


Cat, dog, hamster, or charlie?

Charlie LOL

Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune?

Jeopardy!


Snow-capped mountains or insect infested swamps?

mountains

elf or dwarf?

elf


Hot weather with sweaters on, or cold weather wearing a swimsuit?

Hot weather with sweaters on

Aragorn or Legolas?

Aragorn


Standing for 10 hours straight or having to sit down for 10 hours straight?

Sit down for 10 hours on a nice relaxing recliner

Is it ridiculous that I'm getting impatient because Dom hasn't emailed me back, even though I only emailed him 2 hours ago?

Hey it's been a day since he emailed me back.. and he's really busy.. sometimes I have to email him multiple times and he'll answe the most recent one..

Would it please you to fish, or to be fished for?

I'd rather be fished for.

Would you rather write or type?

Write.


Manuscript or cursive?

Manuscript, it's much easier to read

Harry Potter or Nancy Drew

Nancy Drew *I don't like hp*


:starwars: or :poking: ?

:starwars: I love star wars!!

:vampire: or :punk:

:punk:



What is a weird fact about something that we don't know?

I have an unnatural fear of ants. Ever since I found myself standing on a giant anthill with ants crawling up my pants, I have never been able to look at the creepy insects again.

Does anyone have this phobia also?

A little bit.................


A lightsaber or the force?

The force



Flying or invisibility?

Invisibility!

Who's hotter from smallville? Superman or Lex Luthor?

Don't watch that show.

Reality shows or sitcoms?

Neither, actually.

Do you wish that you were a princess?

No..........................................


Yoda or Luke Skywalker

Yoda

Yoda or Miss Piggy

Yoda


Yoda or soda............

Yoda (he could use the force to get a soda from my next door neighbors house)

tub or shower

shower.. tub when I'm sick.


Candy or chocolate?

* * * * * Chocolateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........


Charlie's guitar or Charlie's shoes?

Do you know any Rohirric?

Only Elvish.......

Will you answer my bad question?

Well, I'm answering it right now.

Or was that the bad question?

* * * * That wasn't the bad question ;D* * *(this should be my 100th post* :jump: :starwars: :jump:)

Yay! *throws party*


Lions, tigers, or beavers?

Lions (beavers creep me out :o)

Why have you been gone so long?

Me talking to friend.. so multi tasking.


Are thee in is are a good of mood? ;D

Yes. School was cancelled. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Do you ever get to use your snow days?

No >:(


Do you like sunglasses?

When Charlie is wearing them. 8)

How do you feel about rock music?

all right........


Do you think i'm a boy?

To be honest, I'm actually not sure.. *blushes from confusion*

Would you clear it up for me?

I'm a boy......(don't blush, it's okay)


Is there anything else to clear up besides the mess inside my room?

Many of the mysteries from LOST. We're supposed to be getting something from Kate/Sawyer but I highly doubt we will. Dang writers.

Are you getting frustrated with the show?

Not at the moment, no. I just don't want Kate and Sawyer to get together too soon..

Is it snowing right now?

No :( we're going to have school tomorrow.

Was anyone disappointed with last episode?

No.

Is it raining where you live?

no.


Have you ever sung to an Elvis song in your underwear? (FYI, I haven't)

Probably.

Do you think Elvis wore underwear?

I'd rather not wonder about that....



Do you believe in the lockness monster?

of course,


do you think there are monsters in the subway?

yeah.... I've seen them before....



Have you ever eaten a sticker?

of course, yummy ;)

did you eat paste as a kid?

No I didn't....But I may in the future.


Did you know that Skittles and Pepsi together tastes like balogna? ( I am dead serious!)

ick,


did you know that peanut butter and graham crackers are yummy?

Oh yes!



Were you aware of the rainbow?

oh yeah


do you hunt for them after the rain?

Sometimes, when I want to be rich.

Do you believe there is gold at the end of the rainbow?

no, but I can dream


would you rather be rich or happy?

Happy.



Would you rejoice in eating cheese, or smile and say cheese?

smile and say cheese

would you prefer to hunt boar or catch fish?

Hunt Boar

do you like orlnado bloom or heath ledger?

orlando bloom


johnny depp or christain slater

Johnny Depp

cake or cookies?

cookies

chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin

chocolate chip

chocolate or vanilla?

chocolate


cake or pie?

Pie all the way. Cake is NASTY.

My friend just gave me a HUUUUUUGEEE Kermit the Frog doll. Should I print out a picture of a cast member and tape it to its face and have one sided-conversations with it?

absolutely, make it a good one so you don't feel silly kissing on it. :lol2:


Do you think the cast member would mind having kermie's body?

Maybe not. They might be able to swim home.

Where are my socks?

In the dishwasher


Are there really monsters under the bed if your bed is on the floor?

Yes, they' live in the carpet fibers and are just teensy tiny and that's bad because that means there are room for more of them!

What does it mean that my lucky bamboo died?

it wasn't so lucky now was it?


Do you think it is time to get my party really rolling?

yes you should

where can i find a pen?

Anywhere but at your desk.

What is sillier, an apple or an orange?

Orange its a much funnier word

do you like this game?

Obviously.

Is it wrong to eat something that has the letter "z" in it instead of an "s"..like Cheez Doodlez?

No. I lurve Cheez Doodles.

Have you seen The Grudge with William Mapother in it?

no

Does someone have a grudge?!?!?

Yes.

Did you know that William Mapother's character gets killed by another person who has a grudge?

No but I do now!!!

Can you resist a spoiler font?

No.

Can you eat just one Pringles?

I can't. I've eaten a whole thing of Pringles in 10 minutes.I know, I'm a pig but I can't resist.

Have you ever played Zoo Tycoon or Sims and named all of the animals/people after the characters and actors of LOST?

No.

What kind of game is Sims?

Sims is short for simulants. You create these little people and you can give them jobs, have them have families and other stuff. It's actually quite a fun game.

Is anyone else feeling sleepy?

nope i woke up not but a half hour ago,

anyone want to watch an Eye Witness movie?

What is an Eye Witness Movie?



How much sleep did I get last night? Including when I woke up on the couch at midnight and then got on my bed and continued sleeping?

Many hours..



Do I talk to myself too much?

not as much as I do.


Which is more educational : Sesame Street or Barney?

Seseme Street

Can you tell tell me how to get there?

You'll want to go a mile on Obnoxious Road and take a left at Annoying Avenue then you'll see Sesame Street.

Do you know the Muffin Man?

No.

Do you know the way to San Jose?

No

What do you think happened after "Not Fade Away"- Angel S5

it faded anyway and you see black

What is it like to be a cartoon?

cheesy

where do you go where everybody knows your name?

Top Notch.... wait a tic... they just know me as one of the crazies that come in all the time... bloody hell

where can i find a woodchuck that could chuck wood?

Go to the land of There, turn right at Nemoh's place, and follow the yellow brick road.


Do you perceive?

Yes, I most certainly do.


Do you know dream_on_13?

I know her!

do you know me?

If I recall correctly, you may be an aquaitance of mine....


Am I of importance to you?

no

same question?

everybody is of importance to me!!!!

Are you/have you visited my birthday party?

Yes, I have. I'll have to come visit again though. Leave some cake for me, please!



What is yer favorite kind of cake?

Chocolate mousse frosting, strawberries and white cake..... yummers!!!

Sremmuy!



Fish, anyone?

No thanks.......

Want some shark meat?

Sure! But.. where's the shark?


Are you afraid of sharks?

Not yet..

Are you there?

NO but i am now

Who are you and do i know you?

I am Gossamer. You know me. I think.





Cheeseth thine own? *precarious mirth ensues*

i do know you Gossamer

do you know me?

NO. And I'm glad I don't. ;)





Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man........ THE MUFFIN MAN??

yes i beliave i do know him!

does the name Tangle Elfweb mean anything to you!

No, and neither does the thing that bears those words as a title. :lol2: :lol2: :angel:



Ekac?

Exciting


Kerplunk?

No, Kermeeet :lol2:

Are you Sorry?

Yesh, and I have a Sony tv.. :D





Can you llems?

yes i can llems

are you bored?

i said are you BORED!!!?

*looks across the library and yells NO!*


So, how are you?

quite hungry

?Y tu?

Como naranjas, queso, y BOLO.



Do you have the slightest clue what that all means?

No hablo español.

?Y tu?

Si!

how are you doing?

No como pollo..


Do you no eat chicken?

I eat chicken!

What color is invisible cheese?

Tis blue!!


Are you hallucinating at this moment?

yes i am

how do you know the invisible cheese is blue?

Cause I saw it crying ;D

Do you think cheese minds being eaten?

Nope,* Cheese likes being eaten, It just doesn't like being digested.


How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

None. They eat CHEESE! ;D


Q: Do you eat cheese?

YES i eat cheese what do you think i am wierd

apples or oranges?

oranges

Is there any doubt you're weird ;D

no there is no doubt that i am wierd


Does it seem like i am trying to hide it?

Actually no, hmmmm


Does everyone know of your apparent cheese obsession?

ocean_fire's obession is cheese mine is cake and cookies hence my signiture...speaking of cake and cookies

which one Cake or Cookies??????????

cookies please, I stand corrected



would you like cheese flavored cookies? ;D

not really, but then i dont like cheese. (please dont hurt me)


why are yellow buffalos invisible?

not sure

if they are invisible how do you know they are yellow?