Okay, I often say things that make me feel like an idiot. While I cannot remember any specific times (probably because I always make an idiot out of myself) in the past, I've misunderstood some things people have said to me today.

For example: My friend brought a camera to lunch. Someone said they don't take good pictures. Another person said they also don't take good pictures. I thought they were talking about how well they can photograph something/someone. They were really talking about how well pictures of themselves turn out.

Okay, it's your turn. Have you ever said anything that made you feel like a complete fool?

well... there is the notorious: "I'LL BRUSH YOUR TEETH FOR YOU!" i yelled out to Sean Astin.... that was kind of embarassing...

hah... plenty... I'm really delusional right now...

many times i say something that can be taken a different way... they usually arent noticed if i say them here, but when at school... *shakes head* i didnt mean 'sky on me' like THAT... i just was saying i was like Switzerland and neutral when it comes to wars between friends...

I can quote people from my art class. Two of my friends in art are just amazingly funny.

We were talking about careers. My friend Liza wants to be a kindergarten teacher. Our friend Becca had this to say: "I could never be a teacher. I don't like being people who are stupider than me."

Does anyone else get that? I thought it was hilarious.

Another time we were working with plaster. Becca was chewing gum, and her hair got in her mouth. Because her hands were covered in plaster she couldn't get her hair out of her mouth. She shouted, "I HAVE NO HANDS!"

...You had to be there :-\

oh my, this is rather embarrassing...
a couple of weeks ago i was at texaco and my friends ziggy and shannon work there. shannon had asked me to go to her house and pick up her boyfriend's lunch and bring it back down to texaco so he could have it when he came down there for his lunch break. i went to go get the lunch and stuff and when i got back shannon's goes "oh i'm sorry about the house, it's such a mess and i've got dirty laundry every where." and i was like "oh don't worry, i've seen worse, besides, i was too busy snooping through your clothes and stuff" you know, just messing w/ her. then my friend ziggy goes "hey shannon, leesha was probably trying on your lingerie and stuff" i'm like "yeah sure, because it's like what 15 degrees outside... hey guess what guys, leesha's glass cutting service now open for business!!" at this point i open up my button up shirt and started dancing around, but i was another shirt underneath it. as soon as i started doing that, one of shannon and ziggy's proffessors at their college walked in the door and there i am, looking like i'm flashing everybody. i was sooo embarrassed!!! i turned bright red and couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes. their proffessor is a pretty cool guy so he laughed it off, but he looked pretty embarrssed too. it had to be seen and heard (oh crap, they've got it on video!!)

Lets see...hmm...infamous times I stuck my foot in my mouth
Well, I faked hitchiking before and got the shock of my life because I seriously thought no one would even notice. So me and this hot guy were walking around and I stick my thumb out and lo and behold, the first car to come down the road stops. I am turning beet red and start to quicken my pace. The guy I was with had to tell the guy (and convince him) that we were really okay and didn't need a lift and after that I was so embarrassed that I had made an idiot out of myself in front of this guy that I couldn't talk to him without blushing!!

Ophelia, you're so cute . . .

As for stupid things, I do it all the time. Sometimes I just forget to engage my filter between my brain and mouth. It's not so much my sticking my foot in my mouth, as just mumbling 'nevermind' when I realize that I've just spoken aloud a piece of my inner monologue. Oops.

Hee hee

My friend Nicky, who is a total blonde, saw me for the first time since I came back from Michigan and I was like, "I'm back! " and she smiled and was like, "Wait, where'd you go again?" (Nice friend,eh?) And right before I could answer her, after smacking her upside her head first she goes, "No wait, don't tell me! I know this one! I know this one!"
Such a blonde. Sad thing is...shes um, a brunette *runs away fast*

Oh man, I got sooo many.. But I can't remember any of 'em! I'll post back when I remember.

Theres always the time when I was working *which is at a supermarket* and instead of saying 'Have a great day!' I like the retard that I am said "Have a great dane!"

LOL

well... there is the notorious: "I'LL BRUSH YOUR TEETH FOR YOU!" i yelled out to Sean Astin.... that was kind of embarassing...


I have GOT to hear that story. LMAO

Oh well at least it's less embarrassing than telling Wil Wheaton that you wore out the scene in Toy Soldiers where all the boys are in their boxers. Like I did. LOL

I have GOT to hear that story. LMAO

Oh well at least it's less embarrassing than telling Wil Wheaton that you wore out the scene in Toy Soldiers where all the boys are in their boxers. Like I did. LOL



ROFL!!! Those are both so funny and great!! What were thier reactions like? :lol2:

Well, I stick my foot in my mouth almost daily!!! I'm blonde... hee hee ;D

"I only like iced tea if it's cold." --my lovely sister

It's another one of those "you had to be there" things...

ROFL!!! Those are both so funny and great!! What were thier reactions like? :lol2:

Well, I stick my foot in my mouth almost daily!!! I'm blonde... hee hee ;D


Wil was quite shocked. However he still talked to me afterward. (Long story but I went to disneyland with him. Which is where I said the aformentioned statement.) I have a feeling he thought it was a bit creepy. I then explained that i had the tape since it first came out. He also knows irl I'm a bit younger than him. So in the end it was all good.

I have many, many "Look Mom no brain!!" moments.

Let's see, one occurred when I was discussing skin cancer with someone...I said "Next summer at the beach, I'm going to make sure I put ICE-CREAM all over my body!!" (Obviously I meant to say "sun-screen"). There are many worse than that, but that's the one that comes to mind. :)

My friend has an LJ icon that's a testiment to my ability to talk too fast for my own good.

It says, "I eat porn."

Oh well at least it's less embarrassing than telling Wil Wheaton that you wore out the scene in Toy Soldiers where all the boys are in their boxers. Like I did. LOL


*gasp** :o

Oh no sifi, you didn't!

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

At least we know he's got a good sense of humour! I bet he got a kick out of it!* ;D

I was eating rice for lunch one day and a single grain fell on my shirt. *My friend pointed it out to me, and I quickly (and completely nonchalant) responded with: *"It's supposed to be there." *And I began pouring my very hot rice onto my shirt. *It didn't so much make me feel like an imbecile, but that rice was really hot in a non-sexual way.

My friend Jess is notorious for saying things without thinking. For example...

A couple years ago, my school has a 'book day' where people had to come to school dressed as a character from a book and one of my friends came dressed as Jesus. When Jess saw him she asked 'What book is Jesus in?" lol

also

When playing movie charades, she acted out the title '2 weddings and a funeral instead of '4 weddings and a funeral!"

*gasp* :o

Oh no sifi, you didn't!

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

At least we know he's got a good sense of humour! I bet he got a kick out of it! ;D


I can't believe he still spoke to me. Although he did look a bit freaked out when I first said it. You can talk to sparky on teh box for more foot in mouth moments with me concerning Wil.

A couple years ago, my school has a 'book day' where people had to come to school dressed as a character from a book and one of my friends came dressed as Jesus.* When Jess saw him she asked 'What book is Jesus in?" lol


:lol2:

I like this thread. It makes me feel better about myself. :D

Yep. I also thought it'd be a good way to get some of the stupid stuff I do off of my chest as well as swapping anecdotes.

My friend Harmke isnt always the brightest and one day in physics or teacher asked us, "What force does water have?" and Harmke shouted very loudly "SALT!!" we all gave her a hard time forever for that one

Unfortunately for my mother, sometimes her mouth works faster than her brain and if she can't think of the word she needs right that second, she'll just make one up.

This is how we got "guy lesbians", "BBC flag", and "go away to schools".

the story: well I went to one of Sean's booksignings, and he had to leave right at 3:30 to go to the airport to go to NZ. So of course, we all begged and pleaded to vome with him, but he said he's take us 'in his heart'. So one girl suggested we all be his identured servants and I volunteered to be the one to brush the teeth by simply yelling, without thinking: "I'LL BRUSH YOUR TEETH FOR YOU!" He seemed a bit unnerved, and that it was an interesting offer but he doesn't think his wife would like that.

in biology someone kept saying something about homo dom.... I almost said something but then I realized we were talking genetics and that was short for homosomethingoranother dominant....

:lol2: Poor Varda...

Ok, here goes...

1.Once I was with my friend and her mom and my friend asked me, "what do you want for Christmas" And I said "my two front teeth". Unfortunately her mom is missing her two front teeth. I realized right after I said it. I was SO embarrassed.

2.I worked crew from this show in the UK at he last minute with people I met about two day in advance. So, one night we were all sitting around after the show drinking wine and eating cheese, and I am eating this really creamy cheese. WEll after about 3 or 4 crackers full I realized that it wasn't cheese it was butter...oops. (note: I did a similar thing when I was a kid, but that time I mistook butter flavored lard for actual butter.)

3. One day in PE we were having to walk around the gym and I was really bored, so my friend and I started quoting South Park. After a few quotes I yelled out "TImmy!" Well, this probably wasn't the best call considering I was in the class that assisted all the mental challenged students. I felt awful.

New one happened tonight:

I was talking to my friend about how in England they had Kindey pies that I think are gross, and he said "from what animal" I responded, "a beef"...
...doh!

Wow, Indigo_Kitty, I think you have possibly some of the top dumb-feeling-making moments. Go you! for being number one at something.








Yeah, that was in no way coherent.

Thanks! I know I'm proud

Durring my sophomore year in highschool I decided to do the talent show. Now I do have a good voice so I thought it wouldn't be a big deal. Boy was I wrong.

Right before I went on I was listening to the guy before me. He was doing a comedy act and was really good. Evidently I got psyched out.

I went out on stage and started my song. Halfway through the song I completely blanked on the words. Not realizing just how powerfull a mic can be I whispered "oh sh*t" Well as you can guess it echoed and everyone started laughing. I guess it broke my brain fart because I remembered the rest of the song. So instead of running off the stage, like I wanted to do, I finished the song and got a standing ovation.

Okay, so, my friend Logan is a pretty big LOST fan. For weeks he kept insisting that he saw the "monster" in Solitary. After weeks of reminding me to re-watch a certain scene, I watched it. I came back to school the next day, told him I watched it, but that the thing he thought was a monster was really just Danielle's sleeve :D

theG - I totally understand what your sister means about the iced tea. Honestly, I have to have an extra glass of ice to put in tea before I drink it. I hate hot tea. My family thinks I'm crazy.

I love this thread, I'm discovering I'm not as crazy as I though. :jump:

theG - I totally understand what your sister means about the iced tea. Honestly, I have to have an extra glass of ice to put in tea before I drink it. I hate hot tea. My family thinks I'm crazy.

I love this thread, I'm discovering I'm not as crazy as I though. :jump:


Umm...it was funny because iced tea is cold. You can't have hot iced tea, then it's just tea.

thats where your wrong theG, you see you fill your glass with ice and then pour in the tea. if its just brewed tea its very hot and melts most of the ice, therefore your tea is warm rather than iced.
You see? I've done extentive research on this, thats why I ask for extra ice. :P

Just putting ice into warm tea does not make it ICED tea. The key word is "iced".

iced
adj.
1. Covered over with ice.
2. Chilled with ice.
3. Decorated or coated with icing.

^^^ from dictionary.com (http://dictionary.com)

every restaurant I go to puts the glass full of ice and then the tea melts the ice and never makes it cold.......I'm just saying...... :P

Then they're not giving you iced tea. You should demand a refund. You're a Minion of Ultimate Drew, thus you should be treated better than other people.

Well, I'm blonde..I'm sure I could humor the whole board with many stories of my blonde moments, but one of my favorites....

I'm at work this summer, my co-worker has blue fishline out ready to hang something and I say...

Mandy: Does that taste like blueberries?
Kyle: What? You're kidding right?
Mandy: No, I mean, it's blue, it tastes like blueberries right?
Kyle: Oh my god...

:-[

Oh and another...

Me: How did the slaves dig the underground railroad, I mean...its just so far to dig all that way, what happened to all the dirt?! And does that tunnel still exist today underground!?

Luckily my friends all laughed in my face and then explained to me that the underground railroad is not really underground...wow

ahhhaaaa! that was funny!

I know I have stupid things......let me ponder on this and I will be back!

My friend and I used to do the funniest things together and everyone around us used to think they were stupid. Like we went to the mall and laid on a bed together. A guy came by and was like, "Why are you on the bed? Are you tired?"
And we were like, "We are protecting it from the monsters that live underneath the bed."
He just walked away, too perplexed to even laugh.
Yah.
We did alot of stupid funny things...too many to relate!

I remember sitting at the lunch table in junior high, laughing with my friends about something involving teats (we were bizarre, okay?), and my friend Megan looked at us and says, "What are udders?"

She's a teacher now and still has yet to live that one down.

I work at a supermarket *duh* and one day the superintendant of the cities schools came through my line and I told him that I thought the Erie schools sucked and that he needed to do a better job at keeping them in shape.
LOL
He seemed really shocked to hear me say that and after I thought about it, I felt so ashamed! But I am such a twit, it seemed like the cool thing to say!

You're from PA, Ophelia (unless there are Eries in other parts of the U.S.)? Me too. I think our schools suck in general.

Don't feel like a twit. This is my philosophy: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass (from the lovely Queen C)

Riding in the car with my Hispanic friend who speaks fluent Spanish:

Me: Yea, me and my mom, we're combrerro's

Eric: Um...I think you mean cumpadres...

tee hee!

I tried to tell my mom that I knew what I was doing when I first started driving, and I was picking her up at the drive thru of the church one night and ran into the pole there and caused the back door of the van to never open again.

the other day i made my friend "pinky swear" not to tell something.
well, he wrote back "pinky square".
turns out, and he was VERY embarrassed, he ALWAYS thought it was pinky square!!!
:lol2:

New one happened tonight:

I was talking to my friend about how in England they had Kindey pies that I think are gross, and he said "from what animal" I responded, "a beef"...
...doh!

you mean KIDNEY pies?

There was this one time . . .
OMG it was the most hilarious thing, . . . .
Every time I think about it I have to be careful not to be drinking . . . .
anything, because I start laughing so much, . . . .
Oh Good Googlely Wooglely, I get so embarrassed because invariably
I laugh so hard it just . . . .
Well let's just say it's not a pretty sight.
But, when it happened of course it wasn't the least bit funny!
Now I look back on it and laugh.
I think that's a healthy thing . . . . . . . . What was I talking about?

:angel:

I think you lost me at hello, Hiram. ;D

??? I'm confuzzled. lol

I've made up a couple of words because I have a horrible vocabulary and because I like to use the word 'thingy' or 'thing' a lot. I usually sound like a ditz when I'm with my brother. I have said "poemy" instead of "poetic." :lol2: The same day, I said, I don't like "not good food." :lol2: One day in the fall, I was trying to describe my mom's sweater and said, "It's very fally." I have added -y to sooo many words to describe something. I even said that a piece of bread was very "bready" but than corrected myself and said it was very "wheaty." Yep. I make up words. My brother calls me JesAurora, meaning that I remind him of Jessica Simpson.

??? I'm confuzzled. lol

I've made up a couple of words because I have a horrible vocabulary and because I like to use the word 'thingy' or 'thing' a lot. I usually sound like a ditz when I'm with my brother. I have said "poemy" instead of "poetic."* :lol2:* The same day, I said, I don't like "not good food."* :lol2:* One day in the fall, I was trying to describe my mom's sweater and said, "It's very fally." I have added -y to sooo many words to describe something. I even said that a piece of bread was very "bready" but than corrected myself and said it was very "wheaty." Yep. I make up words. My brother calls me JesAurora, meaning that I remind him of Jessica Simpson.
See? That's why you are my fiancee. We will be able to know what the other is talking aboutA!

Ha,ha,ha what a good laugh reading through this thread. I remember one day commenting on how the wind was very windy that day.... another time at work, these guys that work for Frito Lay send their paperwork to the coast every day with my company. There was a couple of them that would bring in their* packages and never fill out the waybills properly, without thinking l said to one of them "oh you guys never fill out the bills, you* need to be spanked." Wow did my face turn red.* :blush:

OMG!!! I laughed out loud at that one emme!

One time at work, with a room full of two year olds, I was being funny and calling them dillweeds and do-do's. Well I was trying to get one of them down from climbing and I said " You need to get down you dildo!"

I cracked up so hard and prayed that the speaker wasn't on in my room on the moniter, because I would surley have a time explaining that one! I hate when I get my words confused!

thatnks, Bri. i have been having a rough day and that just made me laugh!

Anytime I can say something dumb to make you laugh, I will do it!

in spanish class i asked the girl sitting next to be what the difference between a direct and indirect object was....that's like baby english...haha i can be so dumb sometimes...

Today at the renaissance fair, there was this lady who had these huge boobs and they were just falling out of her renaissance type dress! Well I nudged my hubby and told him to check it out. As I was staring at them, she looks over at me and nods...without thinking if she could hear or read my lips, I said "should I go ask her if those are real?"

So, did she mouth back, "Oh Yeah, Baby!"?

LOL! No!

But I seem to not proofread a lot of these posts I make, and someone...I'm not saying names, but it starts with Hiram....always seems to catch those typo's and correct them for me!

LOL! No!

But I seem to not proofread a lot of these posts I make, and someone...I'm not saying names, but it starts with Hiram....always seems to catch those typo's and correct them for me!




dont forget the other two grammar police lol

Oh Naughty Paws...I just love to pick on Hiram so much that I couldn't help it! ;)

today, as i was walking by a sign that said "QUIET! AP Testing in Progress" and i said to my friend..."the school is so quiet today, i wonder where everyone is..."

Okay that one made me laugh out loud!

That was funny!

haha yah...it was one of those REALLY stupid moments when you wonder if you left your brain at home....

Last week my substance abuse teacher was gone for two days so we had to watch a movie and I was in charge.

I put the movie in, pressed play, and started turning up the volume.

Naturally, I asked, "Can everyone hear it?" However, I asked during a scene involving one guy using sign language.

I'm sure everyone was wondering why I was left in charge.

There is this sign I always see when I drive by a local school.

"Keep the Payground gate closed at all times"

Maybe it's just me but, . . .

:angel:

Well playing off that Hiram....

I bought a bumper sticker from the University I go to and it said "PSYCHOLOGY" on it (since I'm a psych student) and it is spelled wrong...... "PYSCHOLOGY"

I wonder if there is a new field of study called "Pysichology"?

saying the word "judiciously" ... as Dana Carvey once said, it's impossible to say the word and not think you sound stupidly drunk

I can remember at least two stupid things I've said.

First, a few weeks ago I was walking out of the gym with a friend following some assembly when I started to complain to her about my "husband." In religion we're doing the marriage project. :P Anyway, my husband is a total slacker and hadn't done any of the work so I was telling her about that and how one of the teachers yelled at him because I complained. Yet if I had been looking in front of me instead of my friend I would've realized that my husband was right in front of me! :lol2: I felt bad, but now I think he deserved to hear that. Not that it's improved his effort, of course...

Secondly, I completely made a fool of myself a few years ago. *blushes* I don't remember the whole situation except that she was talking about playing softball and I asked her if she had to wear a cup. :lol2: :lol2: I don't know what made me think that or why I asked that. haha :blushing: I felt soo stupid and still do.

I felt very stupid, I was visiting my girfriend at her daycare center before I went to work, and the kiddos were drawing pictures of their hero. So I said to my girlfriend pointing to the one kids picture hanging on the wall,"Honey, that kids hero has two legs!" She then replied back to me,"Babe, everyone has two legs." I felt pretty stupid, but my ever-loving girlfriend had to add on to the embarresment and told the rest of the children. Which made me even more embaressed. :-[

HA!!! That is so funny! I love it! Your girlfriend has good taste in jobs!

Yes she does :lol2:

I thought of another one that makes me feel gulity. :(

When my step-grandfather was sick in the hospital we, meaning my parents and sister, didn't think it was serious. We thought he just wanted attention because he and my grandma were like that. So, we sent him a balloon that said something along the lines of, "I'm just doing this for attention", but my grandma and step-grandfather thought it was funny. Then he died a few days later. Aw, crap.

One time, to break an awkward silence I asked someone, "If you could be any other gender besides the one you are, what gender would you be?" It did break the silence, but I fealt stupid.

When i was taking the SAT today, i asked the proctor where the ladies' room was, AS i walked by it.....

well well well, somebody has finally made a thread for me.

1. i was like 12, and hangin' out with my dad at his work, and he was talking with a co-worker, writing something down. i just happened to be standing right behind him. the co-worker said, 'i thought u were a right hander' (cuz my dad was writing with his left). and right when he says this, i step up to bat and say-with pride and glee and confidence-'yeah, my dad's anorexic!' (trying to say, my dad is ambidextrous). ever since then, the co-worker always gives us wierd looks.

2. it was my first week of work at a pizza place (16 yrs. old) and it's grand opening weekend. we had a bunch of balloons and helium tanks lying around. the manager and co-manager leave early, and its just the regular work people chillin', cleanin', eatin' pizza. so i get the bright idea to, when the phone rings, answer it after swallowing all the helium in a balloon. so we wait a while, and finally the phone rings. i pick up the phone and a balloon, answer the phone, and say, "Thank you for calling papa murphy's pizza! would you like to try our new 3 meats pizza for just $6.99?" exept, i sounded like a chipmunk on crack. silence for like 3 seconds. then my bosses voice saying, "dude, if you ever do that again, ur fired." i eventually got fired.

Oh, but you just can't pass up that helium!

How could your Boss tell who it was?

Did somebody "rat you out?"

cuz everyone in the background was goin', 'Eddie, u effin' rock, man! i cant believe u just did that, eddie!"

Wow this thread is hillarious

I once misread a lunch lable for "roasted pork loin" and freaked 'cause I thought they were serving us lions.

LMAO lostinchitown, that story about the helium and answering the phone. If l had called as a customer l would have been on the floor laughing. Luv it!!

i was talking to one of my friends and i was say to her how me and my OTHER friend are like inseperable now...and then we switched topics and something made me say my name, but instead of saying MY name i COMBINED my first name with my friend's last name....so i said "Erin Lodes" haha and the girl i was talking to was like...o, now your MARRIED? It was SO funny. ;D

OH!!! I just rememberd saying and doing something so stupid in school! I had just moved to this school my freshman year...it was about halfway into the year and so you'd think I knew where everything was right? Wrong!

So I took this bathroom break and was going toward the restrooms. Without even looking, I just walked right in...to the BOY'S bathroom! I saw the urinals and realized what I had done! Glad that nobody was in there, I quickly turned to walk back out beforesomeone made their way into the hallways. As I was walking out, a guy and a girl (who is now my best friend) were standing there in front of the boy's bathroom talking and see me walk out. The girl had seen me and was smiling. I said "Woops--those toilets are messed up in there!" and walked on, realizing that the girl's bathroom was the opposite way than I had walked. I heard them chuckling as I was walking away, but there was no way I was going to turn around and tell them, I meant to go the other way to the girls room. I ended up finding another bathroom and going in there!!!

while I was driving the van, my friend asks, "Are these windows see-through?"

in a hotel room, trying to find something good to watch on tv:
Kris:* I think there's something good on Comedy Central.
Bill:* yeah, but i dont know what channel it is.
Me:* I think it's FOX, isn't it?

in a conversation about cell phones and minutes:
Kris: My brother just got a cell phone with 100 mins. I doubt he'll even use 60 of them.
My sister: 60?! Gees, I'll use 60 minutes in an hour!!

Haven't we all said something and then laughed at ourselves?

I am not a prudish woman, but I believe in keeping sexual overtones out of the workplace. I've been happily married for almost 12 years now. A male co-worker brought in some hot dogs from a local chain hot doggery (is that really a word? :lol2:) and passed them out. I made myself blush when after done devouring the dog I said fairly loudly, "Thanks for the weiner, Jim. That was really good." To which he replied, "Oh? It was good for me too."

whoah mama

lol!! That is great! I love it!

Those, when you set yourself up for it, are the best!

I have so many of those kind of embarrasing moments that I couldn't even begin to start!

Oh, start please! I could use a good laugh right about now!

Have had a really bad time the last couple of days.
could use the pick me up.

We had this party in my english class last semester (yes, I was confused, too. I am in a college and we had a party) Everyone brought a bunch of food and we were all by the table. Me and my friends were joking around while we were getting some bowls. I decided to use some kind of accent to say bowls and said, "I want some BALLS!" Everything got quiet and then everyone started to crack up. :-[ :lol2:

Tee hee!

^ ^ Can see the humor, I can, in that !

My little sister, known as pyropunkymonkey around here, I think holds the record for stupid sayings or saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and not realizing it. But it's funny.

We were skiing one time and they played music outside. I was sitting inside and she comes up to the window and pointed at what I thought was her head and she was mouthing "broken" and we were all laughing at her and couldn't figure out what she was talking about. So I went outside and she was pointing at her ear and saying "Broken" like as in the song. There's more but I'll spare her the embarrassment.

I am famous for this, and have watched my typing very carefully while on here. I wish I had to type everything I had to say in person, and that would probably stop me from putting my foot in my mouth so much.

This is the worst one. A family friends child had died, and while at their house after the funeral, I was telling a story, and said "I could have died" The whole kitchen went silent, and I will never forget that moment. I am positive that I have been more careful ever since. :-[

All the time! But I can't remember anything specific because I block it outr of my brain as soon as I say it. :lol2:

I had a good one this morning. Here it is.


OMG! I am such a retard! I'm sorry charlieclaire4ever, I JUST realized that you are cc4e. :head-wall:

Hehe I hate when you're waiting for a phone call, so when the phone rings you think it's the person who's call you were waiting for, so you answer like "sup biatch" or something like that (not that i've ever answered my phone like that...'cause I havent), and tnen it's someone else entirely who's like "ummmm wtf". [/ramble]

Im always saying stupid stuff.. But the other day in best buy, I had to order the dvd player I wanted and have it shipped bc they were out of stock (grrr). Anyway the guy needed my email... so, I start to rattle it off... phisig. and I look and he typed 5sig. So, I say.. no, phi as in phi. And my bf, just looks at me and goes.. do you mean phi as in the greek letter..

phi as in phi.... riiiiight, real helpful

Last night l phoned my mom and she had company so she wasn't paying attention to what l was saying so l said "ok mom call me when your empty" I could hear her howling with laughter over the phone. And l'm like "l mean alone mom yeesh" :D

I haven't said anything stupid lately, so I'm gonna tell on a friend of mine.

She came over to my house with her son, who was about 18 months old at the time. He's exploring the house and we're following him around and chatting. The kid goes into my dad's room and gets on the bed (which is a futon). He starts walking on it and jumping up and down on it and whatnot. As we're watching him play, my dad comes home from work. He walks up to us and my friend turns around and says, "Your bed is a lot of fun, Mike."

There was a brief pause before I started laughing hysterically. My friend turned beat red and my dad commenced to teasing her endlessly.

It's six months later and she still hasn't heard the end of it! ;D

I have a tendency to put my foot in my mouth all the time.


Those, when you set yourself up for it, are the best!


I do this all the time too. The only instance of this I can remember is... I was talking to one of my male co-workers and he was telling me about some stuff he wanted me to do and I told him "Just stick in my box." :-[ I walked around the corner and it dawned on me what I said. My co-workers from my last job would have been all over that comment, but John is a bit more professional than that.

That is sooo funny!

I pull that stuff all the time on here...just go look and you will find it!

I have a tendency to put my foot in my mouth all the time.

I do this all the time too. The only instance of this I can remember is... I was talking to one of my male co-workers and he was telling me about some stuff he wanted me to do and I told him "Just stick in my box." :-[ I walked around the corner and it dawned on me what I said. My co-workers from my last job would have been all over that comment, but John is a bit more professional than that.


Or so you think! That story is probably on the internet right now! . . . . . wait a second . . . . it is it is! :lol2:

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