This is not my idea, I borrowed it from Sam G. But I liked it so much, I thought it might be fun to do it here as well. It is not necessary to be serious :biggrin: I hope we'll find many things to add. If you have better definitions, please add yours!

4 8 15 16 23 42: If i ever get home im gonna write these on a billboard then burn it! ! ! (by carfreak2128)

?: what this whole snowglobe of an Island is; another name for the Pearl Station. (by STH)

Alvar Hanso: lunatic who financed all this Dharma mess.(by STH)

Apollo bar: tasty candy in the hatch that Kate loves!(by STH)

Armory: good for storing guns; better for stashing captured Others/Hostiles.(by STH)

Back-pack : comes in handy when you want to carry a stuffed bunny, some medicine and the Third Policeman around

Beard's length - the measure of his despair

Blender: makes a great smoothie. (by STH)

Bottle of Booze: takes the sting out of being trapped in a snowglobe.(by STH)

Boxman - the guy who's not "him", but saves his life nonetheless

Brutha - a name for every fellow sufferer

Bunker - his residency for the last 3 years

Charlie: some guy Eko had with him.(by STH)

Claire: pretty Aussie girl with a luvleh baby boy. (by STH)

Coffee: elixir of life. (by STH)

Coffeeklatch with Desmondites: would tie with Rejecting (Charles) Widmore's bribe for best idea he ever had--if he'd just HAVE it!! (by STH)

Coffeeshop: good place to go if you need a sailboat; cuz you've gotta have a good cuppa sometimes!(by STH)

Computer printout: informed him that he'd crashed Flight 815 (apparently).(by STH)

Desmondites - followers of the D (according to Sam G's Dictionary of Lost)

Dharma: :rant: (by STH)

Dharma booze: nothing to brag about, but Desmond swears it'll do in a pinch!(by STH)

Dharma ranch dressing: Hurley swears it adds "oomph" to mango slices.(by STH)

Dharma steak dinner: better than MREs, that's for sure! (by STH)

Dharma toasted oat cereal: Fenry swears it tastes better with milk!(by STH)

Dharma trail mix bar: tasteless food that not even Hurley would eat.(by STH)

Eko: a priest he locked out of the hatch. Oops!(by STH)

Electromagnetic anomaly - when Des and Penny get separated

Elizabeth (the boat) - boat of friendship and catastrophe

Elizabeth (the lass): nice woman who bought him coffee and gave him her boat.(by STH)

EMT: something that makes FAR too much light and noise! (by STH)

Every Single Day: how often he wonders if this is all just a mind game.(by STH)

Every luvleh word - he knows by heart from Penny's letter

Execute: button to push every 108 minutes; something that should be done to (Charles) Widmore and Dharma. (by STH)

Failsafe: what will end the need to press the button--well, we'll soon know about THAT! (by STH); the key which enlightens his already magnetic personality

Get out much: something he didn't do for three years; now free to do a lot!(by STH)

Green Dharma Cup - even tapwater tastes like coffee from it

Hair: Something that Desmond has a lot of (see also, Luvleh). (by jbdean)


Hatch pipes: good for doing chin-ups.(by STH)

Hazmat suit: dirty, rotten costume Kelvin used to keep him hatchbound.(by STH)

Honor - bloody hard to get it back!

Hostiles - the ones best to ignore

I Am Here: the Swan Station, on the map.(by STH)

Incident: the reason Desmond--and all the Swan's personnel--got their jobs.(by STH)

Jack: a great guy, if he weren't such an Eeyore all the time. (by STH)

Jumpsuit - latest fashion on Craphole-island; proof positive that Dharma has no project related to fashion.(by STH)

Jungle: there sure is a lot of it on this Island!(by STH)

Kate: The first babe i've seen in three years ((by carfreak2128)); fugitive woman who can fit self in hatch vents; loves Apollo candy bars.(by STH)

Kelvin - thief of lives, bully of the hatch; see Dharma (by STH)

Key: something you have to turn to save the world. (by STH)

Lava Lamp: after awhile in the hatch, watching it got to be exciting! (by STH)

Lift it up: expression meaning "cheer up," or "don't be such an Eeyore"! (by STH)

Lockdown: when you are even more locked in the hatch than usual.(by STH)

Locke: My crazy button pushing friend (till the finale) ((by carfreak2128)); faith-challenged dude who used to make boxes; aka "Boxman."(by STH)

Luvleh: Claire's baby and Desmond.(by jbdean)

Magnetism: something both he and the hatch have a lot of!(by STH)

Mama Cass Elliot: makes her own kind of music.(by STH)

Map on Door: tells you more about Dharma and the Island than you really want to know--but NEED to know!(by STH)

(Dr.) Marvin Candle: orientation film narrator; mouthpiece for Dharma/Hanso.(by STH)

Mural: no Rembrandt, but it'll do.(by STH)

Nice old lady: Kelvin's term for Queen Elizabeth II, as in "nice old lady's army."(by STH)

Orientation: A briefing to fill you in on what's going on (or so you think). (by jbdean)

Orientation film - the only show on tv for the last 3 years!

Our Mutual Friend: Desmonds life and joy ((by carfreak2128)); last book I'll read before I die. (by STH)
(Our) Mutual Friend: A book by Charles Dickens and what it seems Jack, Locke and Libby are to Desmond. (by jbdean)

Outside: a luvleh place to be! (by STH)

Pantry: place to keep Dharma food supplies; makes a lousy cell to lock Kate in.(by STH)

Pearl Station Oriention Film - the prequel of the "only show on tv for the last 3 years" that he never came to see

Penny - love forever, true; :heart: :heart: :heart:!!

Penny's letter: the finest piece of literature he's ever read!(by STH)

Periscope: the better to see you with.(by STH)

Ping-Pong table: not much use when there's only one of you in the hatch; after 3 years, Desmond can beat all challengers at the game!
(by STH)

Phonograph: what people played music on before they invented CDs.(by STH)

Pocket watch: What Desmond was given when he was released from prison and what the narrator of The Third Policeman was looking for (though he never really had one to begin with). (by jbdean)

Popcorn: what Locke offered Desmond if he'd come to the Pearl Station and watch that station's orientation film!(by STH)

Race around the world: worst idea he ever had!(by STH)

Record collection: some Dharma dude had a real Oldies obsession!(by STH)

Rejecting (Charles) Widmore's bribe: best idea he ever had! (by STH)

Rifle: weapon of choice.(by STH)

Running - hope he'll do that for fun from now on

Quarantine - was I, or was I not in one?

Sayid: Iraqi chap who wants to sail up the coast to find Hostiles. (by STH)

Scotland: home.(by STH)

Sea: Something he sailed for 2-1/2 weeks, and got NOWHERE; a place you do NOT want to be during a storm! (by STH)

Shake - a drink that Desmond's fixes and what happens to the Swan Station when the button's not pushed. (by jbdean)

Shaving - 'cos he's never gonna let go, brotha!

Sickness: a deadly disease that Kelvin said was on the Island.(by STH)

Smoothie: drink of choice (when there's no coffee around).(by STH)

Snowglobe: something all of us on the Island are inside. (by STH); something he won't buy for Christmas

Snowman: asks the other snowman if he smells carrots.(by STH)

Sofa: in the hatch, a more comfy place to sit than the computer chair.(by STH)

Solo race around the world: was rudely interrupted for Desmond!(by STH)

Southway Garrison - He thought he was free at last when he left it...

Speaker: crackles a lot when there's about to be a lockdown.(by STH)

Stadium: good place to reunite with Penny and meet great guys like Jack; running through stands good preparation for boat race.(by STH)

Stuffed bunny: probably IS his fave animal!(by STH)

Swan - probably not his fav animal

The Boat Race: the ticket to a luvleh future and restored honor. At least, that's what it was SUPPOSED to be! (by STH)

The Mamas and the Papas: The only real family Desmond had in the Swan after Kelvin died (by jbdean)

The next life: a farewell meaning, "till we meet again." (by STH)

The Third Policeman: the Hostiles got the first two! :D(by STH); the book that was almost the last one he read

The Turn of the Screw: a book in the hatch library; what one does when fixing a computer that's been shot at.(by STH)

United States: nice place to visit, but it's no Scotland!(by STH)

Vaccine: prevents one from getting sick--that is, if there IS a sickness!(by STH)

Weights: good for building muscle and holding lowered hatch doors open.(by STH)

(Charles) Widmore: see Dharma(by STH); the dragon to slay; a British breed of donkey (by jbdean)

Widmore Industries: corporation that's too big for its britches; see Charles Widmore.(by STH)

You: Desmond's nickname for Jack (by jbdean)

Heres some:

Kate: The first babe i've seen in three years

4 8 15 16 23 42: If i ever get home im gonna write these on a billboard then burn it! ! !

Locke: My crazy button pushing friend (till the finale)

Our Mutual Friend: Desmonds life and joy

More to come later!

Lift it up: expression meaning "cheer up," or "don't be such an Eeyore"!

The next life: a farewell meaning, "till we meet again."

Jack: a great guy, if he weren't such an Eeyore all the time.

Claire: pretty Aussie girl with a luvleh baby boy.

Sayid: Iraqi chap who wants to sail up the coast to find Hostiles.

Dharma: :rant:

Snowglobe: something all of us on the Island are inside.

Coffee: elixir of life.

Our Mutual Friend: last book I'll read before I die.

Kelvin: see Dharma.



Lea, you and Sam G. are genuises! This thread is gonna be LOTS of fun! :biggrin:

Lea, you and Sam G. are genuises! This thread is gonna be LOTS of fun! :biggrin:

All the credit should go to Sam G, I am only a copycat. But I agree, this will be a lot of fun! Thanks for the contribution, I added your (and carfreak2128's) definitions to the list.

Stuffed bunny: probably IS his fave animal!

The Third Policeman: the Hostiles got the first two! :D

The Turn of the Screw: a book in the hatch library; what one does when fixing a computer that's been shot at.

Get out much: something he didn't do for three years; now free to do a lot!

Jumpsuit: proof positive that Dharma has no project related to fashion.

Rifle: weapon of choice.

Smoothie: drink of choice (when there's no coffee around).

Snowman: asks the other snowman if he smells carrots.

(Charles) Widmore: see Dharma.

Execute: button to push every 108 minutes; something that should be done to (Charles) Widmore and Dharma.

Map on Door: tells you more about Dharma and the Island than you really want to know--but NEED to know!

Lockdown: when you are even more locked in the hatch than usual.

Speaker: crackles a lot when there's about to be a lockdown.

Armory: good for storing guns; better for stashing captured Others/Hostiles.

Locke: faith-challenged dude who used to make boxes; aka "Boxman."

Penny: :heart: :heart: :heart:!!

Alvar Hanso: lunatic who financed all this Dharma mess.

Dr. Marvin Candle: orientation film narrator; mouthpiece for Dharma/Hanso.

Scotland: home.

Elizabeth: nice woman who bought him coffee and gave him her boat.

Kate: fugitive woman who can fit self in hatch vents; loves Apollo candy bars.

Vaccine: prevents one from getting sick--that is, if there IS a sickness!

Sickness: a deadly disease that Kelvin said was on the Island.

Every Single Day: how often he wonders if this is all just a mind game.

Failsafe: what will end the need to press the button--well, we'll soon know about THAT!

Wow, STH, that is a lot of work (and inspiration!!!) :clap: You rock!
It was hard just putting them into their place... :18:

I also added two of my own:

Failsafe: the ket which enlightens his already magnetic personality

Snowglobe: something he won't buy for Christmas

Actually, Lea, it was easy work! This is fun! :biggrin:

Plus
we'll have a lot more material after his Nov. 1 eppy, yeah?

Race around the world: worst idea he ever had!

Rejecting (Charles) Widmore's bribe: best idea he ever had!

Coffeeklatch with Desmondites: would tie with Rejecting (Charles) Widmore's bribe for best idea he ever had--if he'd just HAVE it!!

Stadium: good place to reunite with Penny and meet great guys like Jack; running through stands good preparation for boat race.

Nice old lady: Kelvin's term for Queen Elizabeth II, as in "nice old lady's army."

Hazmat suit: dirty, rotten costume Kelvin used to keep him hatchbound.

Blender: makes a great smoothie.

Eko: a priest he locked out of the hatch. Oops!

Charlie: some guy Eko had with him.

Sofa: in the hatch, a more comfy place to sit than the computer chair.

Pantry: place to keep Dharma food supplies; makes a lousy cell to lock Kate in.

Periscope: the better to see you with.

Magnetism: something both he and the hatch have a lot of!

Mural: no Rembrandt, but it'll do.

EMT: something that makes FAR too much light and noise!

Duely added, STH! You seem to be a fountain of definitions :) Keep up the good work! :hug:

Bottle of Booze: takes the sting out of being trapped in a snowglobe.

Computer printout: informed him that he'd crashed Flight 815 (apparently).

Ping-Pong table: not much use when there's only one of you in the hatch.

Phonograph: what people played music on before they invented CDs.

Mama Cass Elliot: makes her own kind of music.

Record collection: some Dharma dude had a real Oldies obsession!

Jungle: there sure is a lot of it on this Island!

Key: something you have to turn to save the world.

I think I must have learned my ABC by now! :4:

Added yours, STH, and these:

Boxman - the guy who's not "him", but saves his life nonetheless

Honor - bloody hard to get is back!

Penny's letter: the finest piece of literature he's ever read!

Penny's letter: the finest piece of literature he's ever read!

And that's saying a lot, considering that he read (almost) everything Charles Dickens has ever wrote! :biggrin:


Pearl Station Oriention Film - the prequel of the "only show on tv for the last 3 years" what he never came to see

Popcorn: what Locke offered Desmond if he'd come to the Pearl Station and watch that station's orientation film!

Apollo bar: tasty candy in the hatch that Kate loves!

Dharma trail mix bar: tasteless food that not even Hurley would eat.

Dharma toasted oat cereal: Fenry swears it tastes better with milk!

Dharma ranch dressing: Hurley swears it adds "oomph" to mango slices.

Dharma booze: nothing to brag about, but Desmond swears it'll do in a pinch!

Hatch pipes: good for doing chin-ups.

Ping-Pong table: after 3 years, Desmond can beat all challengers at the game!

Weights: good for building muscle and holding lowered hatch doors open.

I Am Here: the Swan Station, on the map.

Incident: the reason Desmond--and all the Swan's personnel--got their jobs.

?: what this whole snowglobe of an Island is; another name for the Pearl Station.

Great ones, keep them coming! ;)

Solo race around the world: was rudely interrupted for Desmond!

Widmore Industries: corporation that's too big for its britches; see Charles Widmore.

United States: nice place to visit, but it's no Scotland!

Outside: a luvleh place to be!

Yours, and these:

The Third Policeman - the book that was almost the last one he read

Coffeeshop - good place to go if you need a sailboat

Coffeeshop: cuz you've gotta have a good cuppa sometimes!

You wonder if Desmond took any coffee on the boat with him?

I'd say yes! A good stock too, considering that the very first thing he did when he arrived to the States was going into the coffeeshop and asking for whatever had the most coffeine in it lol

A fellow caffeine addict! Gotta love him! :biggrin:

A fellow caffeine addict! Gotta love him! :biggrin:

Same here :biggrin: I couldn't survive for two days on the island without coffee :eek2:

Two days on the Island? Two days anywhere! :laughing:

Heck, I find coffee anywhere, if that is possible. But on Craphole Island that is not likely...

Craphole Island - the land of no coffeine :eek2:

I don't know about that, Lea. There was a coffee cup beside the computer when we first visited the hatch in MOS, MOF. I don't think it was just holding water! :D

Oh, pass the Dharma diet vanilla cola, willya? Thanks! :yumpepsi:


Dharma steak dinner: better than MREs, that's for sure!

Well, when I first saw this, I thought so too :

http://gallery.lost-media.com/displayimage.php?album=1085&pos=702

But if you watch that particular scene, you can see how Desmond poors tapwater into the cup :31:

Green Dharma Cup: even tapwater tastes like coffee from it

Silly to give them coffee cups for water. Plastic tumblers would've done fine! :rolleyes:

Running - hope he'll do that for fun from now on

Shaving - 'cos he's never gonna let go, brotha!

Beard's length - the measure of his despair

You: Desmond's nickname for Jack.

You: Desmond's nickname for Jack.

And Jack's nickname for Desmond! :biggrin: How they understand each other!

Welcome, Jane :wavey:

The Mamas and the Papas: The only real family Desmond had in the Swan after Kelvin died.

:wavey: LL!

The Mamas and the Papas: The only real family Desmond had in the Swan after Kelvin died.

:wavey: LL!

or even before that :mad:

Lava Lamp: after awhile in the hatch, watching it got to be exciting!

Southway Garrison - He thought he was free at last when he left it...

The Boat Race: the ticket to a luvleh future and restored honor. At least, that's what it was SUPPOSED to be!

Charles Widmore: A British breed of donkey.

I don't think "donkey" is exactly what you meant, Jane! :24:

I don't think "donkey" is exactly what you meant, Jane! :24:

Nope. But the filter wouldn't let me say what I wanted and I wasn't going to reword it to make it fit. :biggrin:

New word: Shake - a drink that Desmond's fixes and what happens to the Swan Station when the button's not pushed.

Why everybody can find a synonym for <donkey> that would fit better :biglaugh:

Back-pack : comes in handy when you want to carry a stuffed bunny, some medicine and the Third Policeman around

Sea: Something he sailed for 2-1/2 weeks, and got NOWHERE; a place you do NOT want to be during a storm!

Luvleh: Claire's baby and Desmond.

Orientation: A briefing to fill you in on what's going on (or so you think).

Our Mutual Friend: A book by Charles Dickens and what it seems Jack, Locke and Libby are to Desmond.

Hair: Something that Desmond has a lot of (see also, Luvleh).

A Mutual Friend: A book by Charles Dickens and what it seems Jack, Locke and Libby are to Desmond.


Wasn't that "Our Mutual Friend"? I don't mind, but maybe Dickens does lol

Every luvleh word - he knows by heart from Penny's letter

World-saving: Desmond's current career--though probably NOT the one he'd have preferred! :laughing:

Penny's husband: What Desmond wishes he could be, every. . .single. . .day.

Four dollars: The cost of a cuppa coffee at a certain L.A. coffee shop.

Beach: A far better place to be than in that Hatch; a good place to get drunk and oblivious to pain; where Kelvin found him, and this whole mess began.

For love: Why Desmond wanted to win the boat race.

For honor: ANOTHER reason why Desmond wanted to win the boat race!

Stormy weather: Why Desmond didn't win the boat race.

Coral reef: ANOTHER reason why Desmond didn't win the boat race!

Him: 1. The replacement for Kelvin (and/or Desmond) at the Hatch. 2. The much-revered leader of The Hostiles (aka The Others)--at least, He is to The Hostiles!

Jungle: What much of the bloody snowglobe is made up of.

Ocean: What much of the bloody snowglobe is made up of.

Lostaways: The plane crash survivors Desmond decided were gonna be his Replacements!

Replacements: What Desmond proclaimed the Lostaways to be, when the promised Dharma replacements never showed up!

Faith: Something you have to keep having, even when you don't have any!

Hope: Something you have to keep having, evern when you don't have any!

Love: = Penny!

Wasn't that "Our Mutual Friend"? I don't mind, but maybe Dickens does lol

Every luvleh word - he knows by heart from Penny's letter

Fixed it. I thought of it after I posted. Ooops! :hide:

Pocket watch: What Desmond was given when he was released from prison and what the narrator of The Third Policeman was looking for (though he never really had one to begin with).

Now what'll I do? Cannot add any more words to the dictionary, they say I reached 10.000 characters :20:
Shall I do it again in two parts? Or just continue with the new ones?

Why don't you just let things go on the way they are? People can read all the posts, ya know! :biggrin:

Yes, thanks, but...

Maybe I am old fashioned, but in my view a Dictionary is alphabetically ordered :biggrin:

Yes, thanks, but...

Maybe I am old fashioned, but in my view a Dictionary is alphabetically ordered :biggrin:

Yea, it is. But what ya gonna' do? You don't have enough extra text to delete it that would make that much of a difference in the character count. You'll just have to let it go.

Shaft: What Desmond looked up to see Locke at the hatch and what he got by being stuck entering those numbers "every ... single ... day."

Radzinsky: Nothing a little soap and water can't fix.

Sista: Claire and probably the rest of the female surivors.

:24:, flo!!

Birthday suit: What I found myself in, after I turned that failsafe key and all hell broke loose.

Hurley: Big, friendly dude on the beach whose girl was shot and killed in the Hatch. Went off with the rescue party for the little boy the Hostiles kidnapped. Have a bad feeling about that whole mission. . . .

Libby: Hurley's girl, shot and killed in the Hatch. Funny thing, that. I heard some people call Elizabeth, the luvleh woman who gave me the boat, "Libby." Just coincidence, I suppose. . . .

Los Angeles: Starting point for Widmore's race; trained for the race there; got boat from Elizabeth there; had surprise reunion with Penny there; met Jack there. Odd, how he and I met again in this bloody snowglobe. . . .

Beach Camp: Where the plane crash survivors live. Has a really luvleh beach.

Caves: Where the Beach Campers get their fresh water from. Was told that some of them lived there for awhile.

Ben Widmore: A relative of Penny's. Wonder why I thought of him just now?

Radzinsky: Nothing a little soap and water can't fix.

That's brilliant! :24: :biglaugh:

Welcome to the D Dictionary pyro, Freckles!

Well, thankee kindly!

Bookshelf: Good place to hide things, or take your frustrations out on depending...

Bunk Beds: The closest Desmond came to feeling like he was in a two bedroom apartment.

Stationary Bike: Another reminder that Desmond was just spinning his wheels for 3 years.

DHARMA Initiative Orientation Film: The favorite movie on movie night in the hatch.

Popcorn: Something Dharma DIDN'T provide for your orientation film-watching enjoyment!

Warning Beep: Something that, if Desmond doesn't ever hear it again, it will be too soon!

Tool box: Something to up hold a lead door up with.

Jesus Stick: How Desmond found out that they'd locked a priest out of the computer room!

Computer Print Out: Interesting reading for the next 12 minutes.

Swan Station shower: Something that makes the Desmond Fangirls squee!

Computer Chair: Where we first got a good glimpse of Desmond's luvleh legs.

Sick: As in ill ... as in dead!

Honor: Along with love, the most important thing.

Love: Along with honor, the most important thing.

Southway Garrison: Lovley place to visit, wouldn't wanna live there.

Craphole Island: See Southway Garrison

G-string: A string on Charlie's guitar and what Ian had to wear for his reappearance as Desmond! :biggrin:

Rifle: Something Desmond used get his point across to Locke, Kate and Jack.

POINTED the rifle to make his POINT, right, Jane? :D

POINTED the rifle to make his POINT, right, Jane? :DYou got it! ;)

DHARMA: A swear word Desmond probably used a lot!

Jumpsuit - still better than nekkid, right?

Tears- What were in my eyes my I saw the Elizabeth in LTDA

An Execute Button- Hell on earth

Snowmen- Part of the only joke ive heard in three years

Snowman: The one thing you WON'T see in the bloody snowglobe! :D

Carrots: What the snowman smelled.

Peas: Go well with carrots.

Bugs: What Desmond DIDN'T name his stuffed Bunny (the name was already taken)!

Hurley: Someone he can bare all to.

implosion of the hatch- what caused my nakedness!!!

not pushing the button- a way to ruin a bookclub meeting

implosion of the hatch- what caused my nakedness!!!

not pushing the button- a way to ruin a bookclub meeting:biglaugh: Very good!!

Razinski: Just a guy that lost his head under stress.

Kelvin: A real knock-out.

not pushing the button - a way to ruin a bookclub meeting

:24:
PERFECT, carfreak!!

Carrie: Benry wouldn't even take her into the bathroom! :biglaugh:

T-shirt:
a fortunate item in Hurley's briefcase when he runs across Desmond in the jungle!

Behavior:
something the lostaways think is weird in Desmond when he starts building a mystery device!

Lightning strikes: something that Desmond causes whenever he's around.

Scotland: birthplace of both Desmond and golf!

Precognition: ability to see into the future; acquired in Desmond's case by implosion of the hatch.

Birthday Suit: what Desmond was wearing after the implosion of the hatch.

Shelter Roof: should NOT include metal fuselage piece.

Speeches: what John Locke is good at making.

Tossing Rocks Into Ocean: useful activity while thinking about the latest things that have happened to you on the Island.

5-Iron: makes a good lightning rod.

Paulo: rather snarky fellow who needs to square his shoulders a bit when swinging a golf club.

Assimilation: hard to accomplish when you've been in a hatch for three years, have suddenly acquired precog abilities, and everyone's antsy about new people after the Ethan incident.

The Pearl: another Dharma station; full of TV screens and pneumatic tubes.

Charlie: fellow Brit; bit too overprotective of Claire and Aaron (but who can blame him?).

Hurley: nice chap with a tie-dye T-shirt to spare a poor nekkid bloke.

Golf: Invented by the Scots who know all the best ways to use a 5 iron.

:doh:, Jane!

Golf Foursome: Desmond, Jack, Paulo, and Tiger Woods!

Unbuttonned blue shirt - :thud:

Smelling Salts: what Desmond keeps around him at all times, in case he runs across fangirls!

:24:

Unbuttonned blue shirt - :thud:THAT is priceless!

Earthquake: What they thought was a natural occurance in Hawaii last month but was really the :thud: affect of Desmond's sauntering strut.

THAT is priceless!

Earthquake: What they thought was a natural occurance in Hawaii last month but was really the :thud: affect of Desmond's sauntering strut.
:biglaugh: Oh, now THAT is freakin hilarious!

Shoulders: should be squared back properly before swinging a golf club.

Ocean: a place to swim or boat; NOT a place to hit golf balls into!

Relief: what Desmond felt when he realized he could CHANGE the future he "saw"!

Fish, Dharma green beans, fruit salad: a good meal for Desmond to eat, even if he isn't feeling hungry. Gotta keep healthy!

Food table: a perfect place to rest Desmond's sexy sauter while waiting for lightning to strike.

Eyepatch: the most notable thing about the chap who appeared on the Pearl TV screen. :eek:

Pearl bathroom toilet: according to Paulo, it works.

The Monster: killed Eko.

-eh: an inflectionary suffix used by handsome Scots in words ending in "-y" or "-ie." Examples: luvleh, yummeh, bloodeh, Hurleh. Used in a sentence: "Are you hungreh, Hurleh? Have this luvleh Dharma cookeh. It's bloodeh delicious."

*hic* :biggrin:

Ocean: a place to swim or boat; NOT a place to hit golf balls into!

Or get rid of your Heroin!


Desmond- The one who can "save them all"
???- Desmond's island lover
Penny- Desmonds real world lover
Episode 308- When we get to find out more about Desmond!!!!! YAY!

Strange: how most of the lostaways must seem to Desmond!

Paulo: official checker-outer of new locations' restrooms.

Nikki: too smug when she gets a good idea; looks hot in that blouse and shorts, tho!

Locke: makes curious distinctions between coincidence and fate.

Fruit Salad: must try Hurley's--it looks yummeh!

-eh: an inflectionary suffix used by handsome Scots in words ending in "-y" or "-ie." Examples: luvleh, yummeh, bloodeh, Hurleh. Used in a sentence: "Are you hungreh, Hurleh? Have this luvleh Dharma cookeh. It's bloodeh delicious."

*hic* :biggrin:That was bloodeh luvleh, hic! :biggrin:

Burial: Something Desmond isn't too sure about participating in.
Mango: A fruit that has great appeal for Desmond.
Feelings: Something of Desmond's that Sayid cannot hurt.
Sexy Stance: Somethng that no one does better than Desmond!

Dead Eko: Of him, Paulo, and Nikki, the one Desmond feels most comfortable spending time with till Locke and Sayid return with shovels.

Widmore Industries:
A place where one must wear a tie to enter.

Gift of Precognition: Why ME?!

Pearl Station: Has lots of tellies, but nothing good's on.

Pearl station bathroom- paulo says it works

Sun, Jin and Sayid- Bloody idiots who got my boat stolen!

Nikki- not the brightest crayon in the box

The Others: Have taken Jack, James, and Kate captive. Not good.

Mangoes: slicing them is a better purpose for a knife than wood carving.

Locke: Boxman's lying about how Eko died. Have to ask him about that.

Charlie: Something familiar about him. . . .

Charlie: Something familiar about him. . . .

Not just yet, but we're getting there :biggrin:

Hurley: friendly brotha who likes details

Hurley: friendly brotha who likes details
. . .and makes a luvleh fruit salad! :D

. . .and knows about Des's little secret :-p

. . .which would've made him a MUCH better character to do the golf club scene with Desmond, if they hadn't been so danged determined to introduce Paulo before he was any use to the storyline. . . .

. . .which would've made him a MUCH better character to do the golf club scene with Desmond, if they hadn't been so danged determined to introduce Paulo before he was any use to the storyline. . . .

Here, here, Sistah!!

:6:
Thank yew, thank yew!


Golf: Best thing to come out of Scotland since Scotch!

:6:
Thank yew, thank yew!


Golf: Best thing to come out of Scotland since Scotch!
Scotch: Best thing to come out of Scotland since Desmond!
Desmond: Best thing to come out of Scotland since Ian.
Ian: The End. Nothing beats Ian Cusick!

Ian: The End. Nothing beats Ian Cusick!
Well, of course not!! :biggrin:


Thanksgiving: Holiday the Yanks have; involves much eating of good food, which is luvleh!

Christmas: Holiday the lostaways and Hostiles don't plan on celebrating this year.

New Year's: Holiday Desmond hopes they all live to see!

LOLz!!!
Gosh you`ll make me laugh to death! That`s totaly hillarious! Every piece of his dictionary!!!

Can I add one?

Carrots: comes in handy when you meet the right Snowman.

You know, I`m addicted to carrots :teehee:

LOLz!!!
Gosh you`ll make me laugh to death! That`s totaly hillarious! Every piece of his dictionary!!!

Can I add one?

Carrots: comes in handy when you meet the right Snowman.

You know, I`m addicted to carrots :teehee:Love it! :carrot::bunny::whitey:

MANGO: Something else, besides Desmond, that has apeal.

:doh:, Jane!!

Shovel: tool used to dig graves; currently being overused on the Island.

Precognition: even more of a :rant: than Kelvin was!

Eye-patch guy: Someone who doesn't look anywhere as good in the DHARMA jumpsuit as Desmond does. :biggrin:

Shovel: tool used to dig graves; currently being overused on the Island.


Sad, but totaly laughable! =))

My turn:

HIM - The Other Snowman.
Painting - When you have whole 3 years of spare time to kill.
Penny`s photo - 'cos he`ll never surrender his hopes!
Life - never give up, never surrender!

And my favourite one. Because he doesn`t care!

Desmond`s unbuttoned chest - Why care, when you can obsess?