View Full Version : Aren't Oxy-morons the FUNNIEST things in the world?
Ophelia 02-11-2005, 02:03 AM I just got it! Insomniacs Nightmare! An insomniac can't have a nightmare, cause they're bloody awake! See? You gotta be SLEEPING to have a NIGHTmare! Mwhahaha...oh the things you come up with at 1:00 am.
And modern history?! How can something be MODERN and HISTORY!? OH my gosh and I'm not even started yet...
Low Fat
Live Recording
Tight Slacks
Dry Lake
Act Naturally
Boxing Ring
OOOH and my favorite: BUTT HEAD *cracks up laughing and falls on floor*
Okay, so I've totally shown you how to make a fool of yourself...now, tell me something really stupid, something witty or just rhetorical that you'd like to share!
Come on, I did!
If you don't, I'll start a CIVIL WAR with you!!!
Okay, now hit the post reply button...
You doin it yet?!?
REPLY!
:) Thanks :)
leesha 02-11-2005, 02:06 AM i LOVE sarcasm
Ophelia 02-11-2005, 02:09 AM poop is a really funny word when you look at it
ready?
ok look at it
POOP
Foxglove 02-11-2005, 02:22 AM Hey there cuteness, you wanna be alone together?
No thanks - you're pretty ugly.
Here's one for the 'lage: Accurate rumors!
Wife to hubby: I'm almost ready!
Bitter sweet.
Extra ordinary.
Jumbo shrimp.
Cheshyre 02-11-2005, 02:25 AM How about:
Happily married
Military intelligence
Good morning
lostfan88 02-19-2005, 11:36 PM :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
hilarious... especially the poop. It reminds me of my desk in anatomy. Someone wrote poop on it. Not in pen, but carved it in there. lol
rathrbLOSTwithDOM 02-20-2005, 12:56 AM Here's some more:
Government Organization
Same Difference
Virtual Reality
Working Vacation
Peace Force
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
:jump:
Mallek 02-20-2005, 01:20 AM Carrot Cake :lol2: yuk
Biggy small :lol2:
Puff Daddy - this makes sense in England coz a Puff is a gay man
I haven't done Nothing - all kids ay this :lol2:
Ophelia 02-20-2005, 10:59 PM guess what...i found another funny word
TURD
Domhobbit 02-20-2005, 11:31 PM Oye funny stuff! Insomniac's Nightmare is a funny title! It makes no scene! But that's what oxy morans do.
Ophelia 02-20-2005, 11:33 PM heres a hilarious joke that I think is great
the chicken crossed the road
why?
i don't know but it was fun to run over!
welshmuse 02-21-2005, 12:53 AM Ophelia I just had to join this thread to say I LOVE your avie!!! :)
Ophelia 02-21-2005, 12:54 AM which one? I changed it five times today!
welshmuse 02-21-2005, 01:02 AM The one you have right now!!! You should keep that one for awhile.
Ophelia 02-21-2005, 01:05 AM I lurve that rendition of R&J...I just might keep this one....until I get bored with it! :sleep:
welshmuse 02-21-2005, 01:07 AM I was obsessed with that movie when it came out! I still watch it occassionally on DVD.
Ophelia 02-21-2005, 01:16 AM Leo is such an rad actor...have u seen the aviator? u should...it was AMAZING :cheesysanta:
Mallek 02-21-2005, 10:06 AM I lurve that rendition of R&J...I just might keep this one....until I get bored with it! :sleep:
You know thats the only version of romeo and juliet that I could actually sit though and enjoy - did you notice that micheal played mercuitio in that film by Baz Lerman (sp? on every thing)
Tomokato 02-21-2005, 10:40 AM Least Favorite
Unborn Children
Near Miss
Advanced Beginner
Anarchy Rules
Civil War
Half Naked
Ophelia 02-21-2005, 11:33 AM Yeah, he played Mercutio...who, might I say, is so funny! I lurve Mercutio, I was sad when he died. I am happy with that rendition, because they managed to make it modern but kept in the original dialogue (I'm a Speareshead)
Mallek 02-21-2005, 11:41 AM Yeah, he played Mercutio...who, might I say, is so funny! I lurve Mercutio, I was sad when he died. I am happy with that rendition, because they managed to make it modern but kept in the original dialogue (I'm a Speareshead)
Yeah he was defiantly the best character - a bit like Falstaff in that he was funny too :lol2:
God's tom 06-01-2005, 12:47 AM Fresh frozen? :laugh:
addicted2josh 06-28-2005, 01:36 AM hahaha... rap singer :D
AIRHOSTESS 06-28-2005, 01:43 AM baby grand :lol2:
madameripper 11-24-2005, 05:04 AM Two of my personal favourites...
Responsible Government
Microsoft Works
hyperbit 11-24-2005, 05:38 AM My all time favourite is "Microsoft Works"
Danny 11-25-2005, 03:09 AM Here's the greatest....
Liberal thinking....
yeah right! :P
madameripper 11-25-2005, 04:34 AM My friend told me this one today...
Progressive Conservative!
Danny 11-25-2005, 05:02 PM Haha,
How about,
Honest Lawyer
"this pen is rrr rrr rrrreee rrrreeee, BLUE!" rofl
God's tom 12-20-2005, 05:40 AM I just had to resurect this thread, 'cause I just heard a good one!
A commercial for an adjustable bed:
"Ordering now could lead to a LIFETIME of TEMPERARY relief from backpain!" :laughing:
Baileysdad 12-20-2005, 08:53 AM Jumbo Shrimp
Criminal Attorney
World Peace
Plus..why is there an expiration date on Sour Cream?
Why don't they make the entire plane out of the material they use for the Black Box?
lmwwashington2 12-20-2005, 01:40 PM Here's the greatest....
Liberal thinking....
yeah right! :P
:clapping: LMAO, I cant stop crying!!!! :biggrin:
Next:
girly man
journalistic integrity
resident alien
traffic flow
Here's my favorites:
taped live
dull shine
new classic
living dead
rolling stop
home office
and
virtual reality
ocean_fire 12-20-2005, 05:01 PM Haha, these things are hilarious! Too bad I can't think of any right at the moment.. duh.
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