Okay guys...there are plenty of ships/groups here that seem to cover everything under the sun....

Where can a red blooded American male ( or red blooded male from anywhere in the world for that matter) retreat to discuss things that are important to us? Or..to just hang out and talk about life and the pursuit of happiness from the male perspective?

So who wants to join me in the Basement and talk some football, LOST, golf, Mixed Martial Arts, likes and dislikes, work, family, music, and all things manly???

All are welcome

#1. BD- mod man.
#2. gusthepolarbear
#3. Irish Lost Fan
#4. Porochaz
#5. BOBBY
#6. God's Tom
#7. Johnnywishbone
#8. Lostbrermatt
#9. SJB121590
#10 - WALLY
#11 EbDim9th
#12. Wolffootball37
#13. Diesels Blitz
#14. The Unknown MOD

And of course...the dozens of ladies who love to hang with us...eat our food, swing from the brass pole, bring us flowers and tease the living heck out of us...A true man's paradise!

I dont know i just finished watching the world juniors hockey finals and my testosterone is certainly pumping

I actually grew up in Northern Michigan a slap shot away from Ontario and spent my adult life in Metro Detroit another slap shot from Ontario...

Red Wings Rule!!

I too was a redwings fan that was until they lost shanahan... tsk tsk tsk

Im not a red blooded american but i'll join. Don't really get much hockey over this side of the atlantic but we did have the ryder cup here last year. :ireland: :biggrin:

I am of Irish decent...welcome from all over the world!!

How did the American's come off during the last Ryder Cup? As bad as they did here?

Nah they were grand. Except for the fact that they lost. Didn't look like Tiger enjoyed his stay here.

The consensus here is that they are all way to pampered and wealthy to get down and dirty and play team style golf...The Euros made it look fun the last few times...

They played in '04 in the Metro Detroit area and they won the crowd over the first day. While they were on the course high fiveing fans and taking pics..the American team were in their private corporate tents...it was amazing.

oops baileysdad, that was my way of asking to be signed up

the americans arent very good (as funny as it sounds) at team golf.

so we have three parties of the war of eighteen twelve represented

The consensus here is that they are all way to pampered and wealthy to get down and dirty and play team style golf...The Euros made it look fun the last few times...

They played in '04 in the Metro Detroit area and they won the crowd over the first day. While they were on the course high fiveing fans and taking pics..the American team were in their private corporate tents...it was amazing.

The Europeans had a great atmosphere around them this time round probably cause of it being on home turf but i remember seeing on the news over here that a guy from CNN or something in the US said that the atmosphere throughout the whole ryder cup was great around both teams. I remember on the thursday before the ryder cup the teams had a training session and lots of people turned up to watch and not even half of the american team showed up, probalby cause of the bad weather though. :undecide:

oops baileysdad, that was my way of asking to be signed up

so we have three parties of the war of eighteen twelve represented

You are on the team....:biggrin:

Ah...golf, hockey and war...who says sports aren't a metaphor for life??

You guys follow college football in the state? National Championship game Monday night about 10 miles from my house...:football:

Man... Man... I'm a man... Well... technically if were going into the whole age thing Im still a boy but I'm only 20 days from graduating...

Is this BOB'S matured?

Who's rooting for Ohio State tonight??

Man... Man... I'm a man... Well... technically if were going into the whole age thing Im still a boy but I'm only 20 days from graduating...

Is this BOB'S matured?
do you shave ? if yes i guess you are haha !! :biggrin:

Well...If I could be bothered then yes. However I do from time to time but bearded is better... well actually its not

do you shave ? if yes i guess you are haha !! :biggrin:


women shave. just not the same places. *looks around* oops...i think im in the wrong spot :blush:

*peeks inside the basement*

:eek:

Im glad you boys have a place of
your own to chat !!! I didn't really read
anything but the last couple of posts...
I am curious about what boys talk about though...
besides girls ! :biggrin:

I need a visual on what this basement looks like ???
Is it clean ? Are you all drinking beer and watchin sports and
have one hand ... um, where all guys have one hand ?? LOL

:blshing1:

It didn't take long for the girls to invade the basement.. tsk tsk :biggrin:

Six Nations is starting again soon anybody looking forward to it *looks around for some people to talk rugby*

*peeks inside the basement*

:eek:
I need a visual on what this basement looks like ???
Is it clean ? Are you all drinking beer and watchin sports and
have one hand ... um, where all guys have one hand ?? LOL

:blshing1:

Rest assured...it is a Johnny Depp free zone...:biggrin:

Okay...Man law...no hidden pix of Johnny Depp in our member's siggys.

MAN LAW!!

:rotflmao2:

what hidden links ? :innocent:

:rotflmao2:

what hidden links ? :innocent:


Lawbreaker! Lawbreaker! Calling all cars! :detctive:

I heard the name Johnny Depp... where where???


Okay Okay I'm leaving!!



:biggrin:

Click on the flags in GuanaGirl's siggy...

Wait...why am I talking to a...*gak*...female in the basement!?!?!?!:p

Six nations irish, I think i have a guess at who your cheering for, sadly rugby doesnt get enough coverage over here. Do you think Wales will repeat?

I second that man law!

Cheeky little things those young girls...a mature woman wouldn't dare enter the basement...except maybe to clear away the beer bottles and open the windows to let some fresh air in...carry on with the sports talk....hint though, this would be a much more interesting thread to watch for us, if you let your little "new age" guys out once in a while

Cheeky little things those young girls...a mature woman wouldn't dare enter the basement...except maybe to clear away the beer bottles and open the windows to let some fresh air in...carry on with the sports talk....hint though, this would be a much more interesting thread to watch for us, if you let your little "new age" guys out once in a while

and let me guess...she'll bring you down a fresh plate of nachos too. maybe a homemade pie. ;)

***burning incense...playing my Indigo Girls CD...petting a puppy...***

New age? Whatever do you mean??

Homemade pie and nachos :eek2: are you kidding...they can make their own...you only move the bottles because the noise of them tripping over them eventually wears you down....and as for the windows and fresh air....well....put a lot of males in a room together and.....

Petting puppies is good....cute...but not that exposed underbelly stuff that is so appealing to we woman....

Don't worry BD....you guys will all of a sudden get the hang of this (without the nudging of woman) and there will be no stopping you....

I heard the name Johnny Depp... where where???


Okay Okay I'm leaving!!



:biggrin:


Oh no she found us...

Six nations irish, I think i have a guess at who your cheering for, sadly rugby doesnt get enough coverage over here. Do you think Wales will repeat?

I second that man law!

Nah, I don't think Wales can better their performance in 05. I think this year maybe Ireland's year :biggrin: :ireland: We won the triple crown last year and only lost out to France on points diff at the end. Ireland's squad will be better this year with the likes of half the munster squad(who won the heineken cup last year) in our side. England have gone down hill so I doubt they'll win and well Scotland and Italy are pretty crap(no offence chaz if your reading this). France or Ireland to win, hopefully Ireland.

I see that David Beckham is coming to the States to play for the LA Galaxy...at least he can walk down the street and not worry about getting mobbed...50 million a year is a good reason to hop the pond, eh?

Nah, I don't think Wales can better their performance in 05. I think this year maybe Ireland's year :biggrin: :ireland: We won the triple crown last year and only lost out to France on points diff at the end. Ireland's squad will be better this year with the likes of half the munster squad(who won the heineken cup last year) in our side. England have gone down hill so I doubt they'll win and well Scotland and Italy are pretty crap(no offence chaz if your reading this). France or Ireland to win, hopefully Ireland.

Yeah england could never do anything but kick for points, though they did that well. I think the canadian team (which sucks) beat or almost beat scotland in a match last year. Italy truly does suck. Wales is anybodys guess. France plays really really dirty. So I would have no objections with Ireland winning.

though i'm more of an all blacks fan myself, but since they weren't invited

BC wont come in here if we dont mention he who must not be mentioned

yup, i could sure get used to a place like this....
a thread with no squeeeeing,
no fainting,
no hair coloring tips.....
this is a great idea BD,
i'd be honored to join.
And i come bearing gifts....
4 La-Z-Boys, 2 with built-in bar fridges....
it's the least i could do :biggrin:

KNIB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES! :toot:

speaking of foosball....any predictions for this weekend?
my team has been done since somewhere around week 4, lol
Steelers...poor, poor steelers,
we'll miss you Bill....and your jaw.

another idea for a Man Law......
maybe we could install a pole over there in the corner,
and if any of these lage ladies decide to peek in and break a rule,
they must give us a dance? :cheerleader:

another idea for a Man Law......
maybe we could install a pole over there in the corner,
and if any of these lage ladies decide to peek in and break a rule,
they must give us a dance? :cheerleader:

MAN LAW!!!

Welcome aboard...

My team has not been in it since 1957 so I had to look elsewhere to root. The Steelers and Packers have been my favorite teams for years.

The Ravens are vicious on D...The Bears seem vunerable...The Pats are the Pats...

Getting to crunch time...

^ :rotflmao2:

if you boys let johnny join we would
do just about anything...

*points to BC*
well she would anyhow !! :biggrin:

*leaves plate of wings, nachos and pizza as peace offering*

*runs for her life*

I completely support the rest of my feelow men congregating together as much as they want...

As for me, I prefer the company of women....

I completely support the rest of my feelow men congregating together as much as they want...

As for me, I prefer the company of women....

You might want to snag Guanagirl before she runs away...:biggrin:

She can stay if she wants... Guana?

We need to bring The Partyman here and enact some Man Tests!

MAN LAW!!!

Welcome aboard...

My team has not been in it since 1957 so I had to look elsewhere to root. The Steelers and Packers have been my favorite teams for years.

The Ravens are vicious on D...The Bears seem vunerable...The Pats and the Pats...

Getting to crunch time...

Thanks BD!

hate da bears....been saying all year that Grosman is over-rated,
granted i looked like a dumbarse for a few weeks there,
but i stuck to my guns....and he sure validated my claim.
And as a Steeler fan....can't stand the Ravens,
especially McNair...but they sure do look good.
I really hope Indy is able to beat them....
an Indy v. San Diego AFC Champ game sounds good to me

^ :rotflmao2:

if you boys let johnny join we would
do just about anything...

*points to BC*
well she would anyhow !! :biggrin:

*leaves plate of wings, nachos and pizza as peace offering*

*runs for her life*

a post and run, huh?
i think that siggy you got there may break a MAN LAW!
you're lucky the pole can't be installed until tomorrow :wink1:
but thanks for the grub!

Actually...her Signature inspired the first Man Law of this thread...

***eyes plate of grub...grabs plastic spork....***

:wavey: Hi Matt and fellow Floridian !! :biggrin: ok, so when I speak in spoiler mode, it's like I'm not even really here and therefore Man Law doesn't apply, right ?? :biggrin:

It's like talking to you via text message when at a sports bar....

The other guys see you keep checking your phone, and eventually they catch on and tease you for it. "Can't stay away from her for 2 hours? Ha ha."

Not that that's happened to me...

Man Law #3...No cryptic spoiler fonted messages from women to members of the basement.

MAN LAW!!

What are the punishments for violating the man laws?

What are the punishments for violating the man laws?
How about...

....that guy has to do a dance on the pole?? ****grabs a beer and runs***
BD - couldn't resist sending a cryptic spoiler-fonted message... Commence with the he-man woman haters club events.... :biggrin:

What are the punishments for violating the man laws?

How about....:banned:

:biggrin: ...

*tiptoes in and leaves brownies in the basement*

ame I hate to say this but I think the punishment would be having the guys yahoo and whistle as they watch you do a pole dance...so you better grab another beer.....lol

and if you censor me BD remember I'm a bouncer....:flex:

* walks in with head lowered *

I am sorry I invaded the basement last night .. i was working late and trying to avoid the mess I was working on ... so I apologize ... i see there are a number of Man Laws on the Basement's Constitution that I clearly have broken so I shall stay away :frown:

*swings around on pole as restitution* :cheer:

:sadwave: See ya !!

gusthepolarbear
BC wont come in here if we dont mention he who must not be mentioned


Who? You mean Johnny??????

Squee!

*runs out*

Man Laws were meant to be broken. :biggrin:

I love women who violate Man Laws.


I think we should still enforce the pole punishment, though.

*walks down to basement scratching his arse*

:yawn:
Morning Gentlemen

is that the remnants of a squeee i sense?
*GRUNT GRUNT*

hey now..... brownies!
sweeeeet
thx GB

um, BD? isnt there already the BOB group? Boys of the Board for those new here. while yes BOB is not as as manly sounding etc, it is an already established "man" group.

just sayin'

;)

Yes and the BoB Street Boys are a wonderful band that I happily support.

I have a button somewhere...

*looks around*

*tip toes down into the basement*

Slaps up much needed Poster (http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/johnny_depp/99) on the wall of the basement !

*skips away*

*turns back once to look at the Poster*

:biggrin:

It didn't take long for the girls to invade the basement.. tsk tsk :biggrin:

Six Nations is starting again soon anybody looking forward to it *looks around for some people to talk rugby*

SCOTLAND TO WIN!!! The six nations I actually like! So no Scotland bashing...

Takes poster, tears it up and takes it to the Hot Ship, how bout we close that thread (the BOB thread) and keep this one open as we have already got into a more deep conversation in the first page than we ever did in BOB.

I propose we have GB as the offical woman (notice singular) of the thread to make brownies and other home baked goods that we are to busy to make ourselves (*ahem):rolleyes:

*tip toes down into the basement*

Slaps up much needed Poster (http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/johnny_depp/99) on the wall of the basement !

*skips away*:


[Tries desperately to suppress gag reflex!] :yucky:

Okay Basement dwellers...do we pass a Man Law to allow one token babe down the stairs to bring us foodstuffs and supply comedy relief?

*tip toes down into the basement*

Slaps up much needed Poster (http://bestof.provocateuse.com/show/johnny_depp/99) on the wall of the basement !

*skips away*

*turns back once to look at the Poster*

:biggrin:That's just not right, GG!! I can see tacking up Dogs Playing Poker or a Godfather poster or even a gratuitous poster of chicks in bikinis or something. Gotta give the guys a place to call their own where they can be guys.

I propose we have GB as the offical woman (notice singular) of the lab to make brownies and other home baked goods that we are to busy to make ourselves (*ahem):rolleyes:heeheehee :blush:

*brings more brownies and beer*

<---is feeling very stereotyped, however, lmao, and refuses to wear apron. and i also must insist on being able to grab a beer when i wanna! ;)

:cheers:

Okay Basement dwellers...do we pass a Man Law to allow one token babe down the stairs to bring us foodstuffs and supply comedy relief?
ermm?

*trips while bringing in said brownies and beer*

:biggrin:

You gals are killing me...:24:

How about JUST the apron, a la Empire Records.

"Welcome to MusicTown. How may I service you?"

No, don't trip you'll drop the brownies!!!

So, are the women taking over this group? ;)

I didnt realize you were a politician GB !! ;)

I was just messing with the boys .... I did not mean
to torture, gag or offend them ... well torture maybe :biggrin:

SCOTLAND TO WIN!!! The six nations I actually like! So no Scotland bashing...



Sorry chaz.. but in all manly fashion. I bet you Ireland will kick Scotland's *** in the rugby.

Is it just me or are women posting here more than men.. :ermm:


Thanks for the brownies gb..

*eats all remaining brownies*

How about JUST the apron, a la Empire Records.

"Welcome to MusicTown. How may I service you?"*ahem!*

---> gb :headslap: <---Matt

I didnt realize you were a politician GB !! ;)

I was just messing with the boys .... I did not mean
to torture, gag or offend them ... well torture maybe :biggrin:
yah....this is me....:soapbox:

naaaah. :rolleyes:

:laugh:

*Intrudes just for the sake of it*

Hehe, evil tendencies...want..to...take..over!! ...must control self... :biggrin:

*runs out of the way quickly again*

Sorry chaz.. but in all manly fashion. I bet you Ireland will kick Scotland's *** in the rugby.

Is it just me or are women posting here more than men.. :ermm:


Thanks for the brownies gb..

*eats all remaining brownies*

To be fair, your probably right. However I do remember some time long ago going to a Scotland vs Ireland match and seeing Scotland become victorius. However that might have been a dream, as long as England don't win Im happy.

Yeah maybe we should have erm... cabana girls or something?

GB,we need some more brownies!!!

Having both Scottish and Irish blood in me veins...I am torn on who to root for...if I only I knew what is was we were talking about...:rolleyes:

Yes...many basement crashers here...must be our animal magnetism that attracts so many...or all that Tag body spray...

Hey, I can hang with the boys. I've been known to be disgusting. Though I can also be very girly. :5:

*burps*

GB,we need some more brownies!!!
demanding, aren't ya? :rolleyes:

<----on lunch break :essen:

and they gotta cool anyway, sheesh!

haven't been away that long,
but for some reason i sense alot of estrogen in here
grunt

at this rate we are gonna need more dancing poles :biggrin:

and i brought in a couple posters that i think are a little more, ummmm, apropos

HOMER J. (http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8223/homerpf3.jpg)

TWINS (http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/9739/twinsta9.jpg)

Maybe I can rename this thread "The Coffee Shop: Where Neighbors Meet."

Hey...my herbal tea is done...where are those damn scones?!!!

Herbal tea and scones?

Can't I have my iced raspberry mocha and one of the brownies the ladies brought?

And then the wings and beer.

And GB, I'm sorry if I offended you by imagining how fetching you must look in just an apron.

I was just quoting a movie.

And a man's gotta dream.

And GB, I'm sorry if I offended you by imagining how fetching you must look in just an apron.

I was just quoting a movie.

And a man's gotta dream.
I was kidding too, lmao. I know Empire Records, and I knew you were joking. It's pretty hard to offend me. :biggrin:

You were joking too?

What a coincidence. We have so much in common. Do you come here often? Haven't I seen you before? What's your sign?

Hey GB....I lost my number...can I have yours? Wait...wait...are you from Nashville?...because you are the only Tenn I See...baa wa hahahahahah :24:

well we do try...

there sure are a lot of women in here.

beer beer beer bubba of beer beer beer
oh when we get together
just me and all the lads
everyone remembers
all the fun we had
'cause when we get together
its when we often cheer
imagine finding meat
that calls for a bubba of beer beer beer bubba of beer beer beer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sbBEzZ3Ri8

Brings back some rather awkward memories of when we thought we were cool and actually used some of those lines...gads...:rolleyes:

You used some of the lines?

Wow.

ame I hate to say this but I think the punishment would be having the guys yahoo and whistle as they watch you do a pole dance...so you better grab another beer.....lol Hey luvs - punishment my arse.... these boys would be thrilled to see me on the pole.. ****swigs beer, downs a brownie ****

Dang goddessblue - these brownies are awesome... There's a flavor I can't quite put my finger on... Might tasty... And I feel so free....so uninhibited..... Oh what the heck, I'm going for it...

***drops apron, swings on pole*****
Yeeeee-haaaaaaaaaa!!!

hey ame....damn girl ya do that pole thing real good (experience is an amazing quality ;) ).......give us another beer (unless of course I should try one of GB's brownies) and I'll have a go......whats this place called again?

BTW who brought the bucking horse (or is it a bull) ride in?????........

You used some of the lines?

Wow.

Actually...yes...and they laughed so hard it broke the ice...:biggrin:

Pulling up chair to watch gal on pole...:popcorn1:

girl...pole... fair enough! *Brings another chair forward and sits down
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Its not the coffee shop anymore now, its the general store... wait a sec, talking bout soaps in here!!! Someone hit me!

Hmmm...maybe we need to develop a special handshake and password...

Hmmm...maybe we need to develop a special handshake and password...


That would be one way to keep us out...

BUT...you know you'd miss us...

We give the basement a bit of class...

And GB's brownies give us all a bit of buzzzzzzz....

Yonder pole calleth....

Oops...did I say that? :shock:

This basement reminds me of a jr. high party in the basement of a house. Like we're going to start playing spin the bottle, or 7 minutes in heaven....

Do I hear "Stairway to Heaven" playing??

I ate the brownies and for some reason...I am still really hungry...how about that...:whitey:

You were joking too?

What a coincidence. We have so much in common. Do you come here often? Haven't I seen you before? What's your sign?

Hey GB....I lost my number...can I have yours? Wait...wait...are you from Nashville?...because you are the only Tenn I See...baa wa hahahahahah :24:
oh my!

:5:

:71:

*brings in more extra special brownies and bbq hot wings (per BD's request :winkkiss:)*

Yum...thanks....now to wash them down...:yumpepsi:

I'll speak on behalf of ame and myself....1. Any men in here? (as opposed to boys, cause its hard to tell) and 2. Any men with arms like in my avi?....hmmmmm

BD: you don't count...even though you sound like a boy you gave yourself away with 'Stairway to Heaven"...unless you have arms like my avi....LOL

justluvit - Yes, people get me confused with Matthew Fox all the time... Except less breaking down and crying.

justluvit - Yes, people get me confused with Matthew Fox all the time... Except less breaking down and crying.

LOL....you lucky devil you....btw the crying bit is a major part of his charm....you should try it some time (speaking for myself its a real chick magnet.....combined with the arms of course)

Hey GB....I lost my number...can I have yours? Wait...wait...are you from Nashville?...because you are the only Tenn I See...baa wa hahahahahah :24:


Lol..

Are you a badger? Cause DAAAAAAAAAM!

I'll speak on behalf of ame and myself....1. Any men in here? (as opposed to boys, cause its hard to tell) and 2. Any men with arms like in my avi?....hmmmmm

BD: you don't count...even though you sound like a boy you gave yourself away with 'Stairway to Heaven"...unless you have arms like my avi....LOL

Actually...my arms haven't looked that small for a while now...:biggrin:

Actually...my arms haven't looked that small for a while now...:biggrin:

LOL you lucky devil too......what with you and Matt....is it getting hot in here??....maybe we need to open those basement windows

Such a compliment...makes me...*sniffle* want to cry...

Off to the tatoo parlor...

Lol..

Are you a badger? Cause DAAAAAAAAAM!

you mean beaver?

Such a compliment...makes me...*sniffle* want to cry...

Off to the tatoo parlor...

Very very funny.....I suggest you wear a sleeveless t-shirt to make it easier (black), black jeans....and don't forget to have that dark stubble thing going (ala Jack)....and pick up some groceries on the way back....the essentials....green tea and sushi....what???...make that beer and pizza

Very very funny.....I suggest you wear a sleeveless t-shirt to make it easier (black), black jeans....and don't forget to have that dark stubble thing going (ala Jack)....and pick up some groceries on the way back....the essentials....green tea and sushi....what???...make that beer and pizza

Dad...Darlin...

I think you have lost control of the basement. :biggrin:

We Southern ladies kinda like the black jeans and stubble thing....too. :5:

I have the stubble....I'll have to work on the crying.

You know what always does it? Watching the movie Curly Sue... When Bill leaves Sue with Grey because he thinks she'll have a better life...

:cry:


ETA: Irish Lost Fan: We don't need no steenkin' badgers.

Interesting...

I guess I'll join. Although reading that post ^^^ without reading any others kind of confuzzles me...

I get that reaction a lot, sjb.

But you should watch Culry Sue. You'd cry too.

I have the stubble....I'll have to work on the crying.

You know what always does it? Watching the movie Curly Sue... When Bill leaves Sue with Grey because he thinks she'll have a better life...
.

Jack...I mean Matt...you have to do better than Curly Sue.... if you want the hardcore guy image with the new age squishy centre you have to mention movies like.....Sleepless in Seattle, The Lake House, The Departed (scratch that one :eek2: ), Hitch, Bounce....oh stuff it....Collateral, Black Hawk Down, Hostage.....

the notebook...

the notebook...

LOL...well done...you cute little munchkin you

I saw the Notebook.

I emoted.

But I did not cry.

I just won't be as good a crier as Jack.

How about Jon Crier. I can be like him.

Just call me Ducky.

You "emoted"....LOL...good for you

Jon Cryer (he's cute)....mmmm......a sense of humour is a must.....

What did you look like when you "EMOTED"......
1. a puppy dog...
2. a jersey Cow
3. a bull
4. dazed and confused
5. none of the above

None of the above.

When I emoted, I looked like this:

Emote control (http://lost.wikia.com/images/thumb/f/f9/Ep5Jack.jpg/270px-Ep5Jack.jpg)

My head hurts...are we talking about chick flicks??

Me and my bulging arms sans tattos are heading for Blockbuster....
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Interesting...

I guess I'll join. Although reading that post ^^^ without reading any others kind of confuzzles me...

Welcome...this started as a He man woman haters club but someone left the key under the doormat and some gal with a plate of brownies stumbled down and invited some of her friends...

If I've seen it once...I've seen it a thousand times...

They were really good brownies, though....

And they all look so cute in their aprons.

None of the above.

When I emoted, I looked like this:

Emote control (http://lost.wikia.com/images/thumb/f/f9/Ep5Jack.jpg/270px-Ep5Jack.jpg)

LOL.....If you looked like that my suggestion is prunes on your breaky cereal tomorrow

My head hurts...are we talking about chick flicks??

Me and my bulging arms sans tattos are heading for Blockbuster....

Welcome...this started as a He man woman haters club but someone left the key under the doormat and some gal with a plate of brownies stumbled down and invited some of her friends...


Are you complaining?.....so you wussed out on the tatoos....seems you forgot the beer and pizza too...hmmmm.....

They were really good brownies, though....

And they all look so cute in their aprons.

Aprons? (how misoginistic).....nah.....thigh high leather boots and whip....Look out boys things could get rough in here......

Ok I've had my fun for the day.....time to go home (let the youngins bring in some brownies and nachos)

I got the pizza and beer...but I was hungry and I got caught in traffic...sorry.:pizza1:

Do temporary Tats count? I picked up some Cracker Jack tonight.

you mean beaver?


ETA: Irish Lost Fan: We don't need no steenkin' badgers.


Whoops i screwed up, ah well thats what i get for posting, while tired, late at night. :undecide:

LOL.....If you looked like that my suggestion is prunes on your breaky cereal tomorrow

Aprons? (how misoginistic).....nah.....thigh high leather boots and whip....Look out boys things could get rough in here......


Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior.


And I think you just identified the issue that makes Jack cry so much - no prunes on the island.

I thought this was funny and had to share with you boys !!


Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted. "Yo Momma, I wants a bike for my birthday." Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. "Sho nuff", he said. Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year. "Go to your room Leroy and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God, I been a really good boy this year and I'd like a bike for my birthday. I wants a red one.
Your friend, Leroy.

Leroy knew that it was not true. He had not been a good boy this year, so he tore it up and started over.

Letter 2

Dear God, I been an OK boy this year. I still would like a bike for my birthday.
Leroy.

Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Leroy wrote a third letter.

Letter 3

Dear God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday. Please!
Thank you, Leroy.

Leroy knew that it was not true and by now he was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother that he needed to go to church. She thought her plan had worked."Just be home for dinner," she told him.


Leroy walked down the street to the church on the corner. He went to the altar. Leroy looked around to see if anyone was looking as he bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary.He slipped it up under his shirt and ran out the church going back home. He ran to his room and shut the door. Leroy began to write his letter to God.

Letter 4

Dear God, I gotch yo mama. If you wants to see her again, send the bike.

Signed, You know who.


:rotflmao2:

Wow...GG :24:

How appropriate for the basement...great funny!!

Hey...what's a little extortion between man and deity?

Did I hear something about wings and pizza in here? :essen::pizza1:

*stuffs face*

:whistling

Yep...all in time to watch "American Idol" tonight.

Idol Chit chit group forming here..

http://www.thefuselage.com/Threaded/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=67407

*walks down to the basement*

*looks around*

*steals the pizza*

*runs back up to the ladies loft*

Does that mean this needs to be the BWMWAI? The Basement Where Men Watch American Idol?

We have a bluegoddess and a Blue Coral?

And one steals! Blue Coral - I'm going to have to nickname you Winona.

Yep...it's the only show that draws 45 million viewers that nobody watches:)

Winona?? PUT DOWN THOSE SCARVES...errr...PIZZA SLICES!!!

Hey, the ladies were a bit hungry and since I...okay there's no excuse. Guilty as charged.

Btw, GB (goddessblue) taught me all my ways...yup, she sure did.

Oooh I see pink. Hi!!! Ooh pink, you have to see those Josh pics of him at the Golden Globes...oh, sorry guys.

*takes some brownies*

*runs back upstairs*

* licks lips*
Mmm, thanks BC, that was yummmmy !!

American Idol ??? You people actually watch that show ????
Um, so do i :biggrin: if that makes me a loser thanSo Be it ! :34853_huh:

I'll have to take a look BC. :biggrin:

My tummy hurts...

*lets out a ginormous burp*

Oh, that's better. :biggrin:

Btw, GB (goddessblue) taught me all my ways...yup, she sure did.I did?

<----:angelnot:

Man Law number four...

STOP EATING OUR BROWNIES!!!!

(unless you bring more of course):69:

you know...its getting hard to remember all the man laws. you should put it into a concise list so that we know exactly what we're ignoring.

Man Law #5...

DO NOT IGNORE MAN LAWS!!!!

:flex:

Dear BD - your forgiven for eating the pizza and temp tats will do just fine (Cracker Jack = ROFLMOL)....do you think the Dominatrix visit went down ok?....I'm not sure, but I still expect my cheque in the mail....signed "luvs"

Matt - Jack usually crys more freely (so prunes not necessary)...its an art form...just practice in front of the mirror

no american idol :(

Matt - Jack usually crys more freely (so prunes not necessary)...its an art form...just practice in front of the mirror

you know...foxy cries the exact same way on Lost as he did in we are marshall.

Let me try this again...

*looks in mirror*

*cries unconvincingly*

*imagines lost puppy*

*cries better*

*uses tweasers on hairs in tender places*

*cries just like Foxy*

Hey boys! Legitimate question for the boys from Ireland. I am a huge fan of Gaelic Football and used to watch games every Sunday in The Bronx when I lived in the city. Don't live there anymore and I am having a lot of trouble acesing any info from the G.A.A. How are my Kerry team looking? Haven't had any news about them since last spring and I am dying :cry: (and crying) for any info.

Sorry to come into the basement, and thanks for any help! :kiss:

you know...foxy cries the exact same way on Lost as he did in we are marshall.

Puts whip down and huddles in corner with dm (btw I was a nurse years ago) anyway..Foxy is magnificent the way he captures emotion (looks good to) and JD is delictable and a brilliant actor

Let me try this again...

*looks in mirror*

*cries unconvincingly*

*imagines lost puppy*

*cries better*

*uses tweasers on hairs in tender places*

*cries just like Foxy*

god Matt....I am so impressed I don't know what to say or do.....except give you a hand...........................:clapping: :clap:

**** drops off plate of brownies - GB gave me the recipe.... Bake one, eat two... just like knitting *****

hey luvs - I see you brought your boots and whips into the mix. (Then again, it was only a matter of time...) What're ya trying to do - give these boys a heart attack?? Sorry - my cat o' nine tails and thigh-high latex boots are at the cleaners... :biggrin:

you know...its getting hard to remember all the man laws. you should put it into a concise list so that we know exactly what we're ignoring.I agree... It would be much easier for us Ladies if we had a full list of the Men/ Basement rules...:)

Yay, Idol's on tonight and I don't mind saying - yes I watch it... (and the new Grease show, too...)

**** drops off plate of brownies - GB gave me the recipe.... Bake one, eat two... just like knitting *****Be sure to keep that recipe under wraps ame! :wink3:

hey luvs - I see you brought your boots and whips into the mix. (Then again, it was only a matter of time...) What're ya trying to do - give these boys a heart attack?? Sorry - my cat o' nine tails and thigh-high latex boots are at the cleaners... :biggrin: <----not sure the guys could handle it if all of us broke out our "not-so-much leisure wear" :naughty:

:whip:

I agree... It would be much easier for us Ladies if we had a full list of the Men/ Basement rules...BD....you should list the "Man Rules" in the first post!

hey luvs - I see you brought your boots and whips into the mix. (Then again, it was only a matter of time...) What're ya trying to do - give these boys a heart attack?? Sorry - my cat o' nine tails and thigh-high latex boots are at the cleaners... :biggrin:


ame (hugs and passionate kisses :biggrin: ....missed you)....my whip is a soft leather one, (gentle and sweet, only a little sting to it)...... this damn skin tight latex bodice is killing me though (can't wait to take it off)....but BD ordered me so....whats a gal to do.....gotta pay the rent ya know.....

GB - if you bring out your "leisure wear" ....all I can say is phew....I'm grabbing my cheque and gettting out of this damn outfit

justluvit - if that tight latex bodice is really bothering you, I don't think any of the men here will mind if you take it off...

:eek1:

**** drops off plate of brownies - GB gave me the recipe.... Bake one, eat two... just like knitting *****


LOL.ame (pearl one, knit two)...missed this first time round....only saw the boots and whip......I'd love to have one of those magic brownies but I can barely breath as it is.....

matt - (call me luvs I don't answer to justluvit)........if you want the bodice off ya gotta cry convincingly without prompts and name a really good film (:eek2: ...did I just say that!!!!!!!!)

BD - please don't ban me I promise to be good from now on........really......I can quote some Philosophers if you want.....:biggrin:

matt - (call me luvs I don't answer to justluvit)........if you want the bodice off ya gotta cry convincingly without prompts and name a really good film (:eek2: ...did I just say that!!!!!!!!)
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Wow, luvs. I'm going to have to pick Breakfast at Tiffany's as the really good film.

But I'm sorry, the bodice is gonna have to stay on. I know it's tight, but I just can't cry on cue.

I've cried plenty in my life. I don't need to go back to that place.

How about just genuine smiles and bright blue eyes.

*bats long eyelashes*

GIVE ME BACK MY BASEMENT DAMMIT!!!

Okay...that helped...

How about "Hope Floats.." or "The English Patient?"

*now where is my bodice...??*

Puts whip down and huddles in corner with dm (btw I was a nurse years ago) anyway..Foxy is magnificent the way he captures emotion (looks good to) and JD is delictable and a brilliant actor


oooh...were you a real nurse? or did you just dress up as a nurse for hallowe'en in one of those naughty nurse costumes? :doctor:

oooh...were you a real nurse? or did you just dress up as a nurse for hallowe'en in one of those naughty nurse costumes? :doctor:

NOW we're talking!:dgrin:

*now where is my bodice...??*
Dr. Frank-N-Furter? Is that you??

Be sure to keep that recipe under wraps ame! :wink3:
You know it GB.... Will carefully guard your recipe... Now if I could just remember where the heck I put it.....;)

ame (hugs and passionate kisses :biggrin: ....missed you)....my whip is a soft leather one, (gentle and sweet, only a little sting to it)...... this damn skin tight latex bodice is killing me though (can't wait to take it off)....but BD ordered me so....whats a gal to do.....gotta pay the rent ya know.....
Toodles, luvs... Hey, a gal's gotta do what a gal's gotta do, right? Great news, got my items back from the cleaners.... I must say though, this corset is a wee bit tight.... BTW: A bit of baby powder or oil helps if the latex is too rough on you...

GIVE ME BACK MY BASEMENT DAMMIT!!!

Okay...that helped...

How about "Hope Floats.." or "The English Patient?"

*now where is my bodice...??* Sorry, it looks like the basement's officially turned into BD/SM (Bailey's Dad's/Sado Macho-Den) :biggrin:

Wow, luvs. I'm going to have to pick Breakfast at Tiffany's as the really good film.

How about just genuine smiles and bright blue eyes.

*bats long eyelashes*

Breakfast at Tiffany's is suberb....and genuine smiles and bright blue eyes and long eyelashes.....

"Hope Floats.." or "The English Patient?"

*now where is my bodice...??*

Hope Floats and The English Patient

Ok guys, you win.....reaching up....struggling....can't budge the damn zipper....someone wanna help....watch my skin though this bugger is real tight

oooh...were you a real nurse? :doctor:

answer = yes.....midwife....married a doctor ;)

Sorry, it looks like the basement's officially turned into BD/SM :biggrin:

Woops..........sorry BD.......do you really mind??????? :5:

answer = yes.....midwife....married a doctor ;)



Married? That takes all the fun out of it. Where's your hubby? Invite him to watch SportsCenter with us men.

*helps with zipper anyway*

Married? That takes all the fun out of it. Where's your hubby? Invite him to watch SportsCenter with us men.

*helps with zipper anyway*

No longer around.......why do you think I am doing Dominatrix parties?....pays much better than nursing and I can make my own hours.....;)

*watch that zipper buddy...maybe a bit of ame's baby oil will help*

um....meh...gaaa...

Sorry...mental pictures are crippling me at the moment...

Chocolate...must have chocolate...melted...dripping off someone's hi heels...

Damn...was that outloud...???

Helllloooo, Nurse Dominatrix Luvs!

*gets the baby oil and applies to zipper*

Oops. Looks like I spilled some there...let me rub it in.



BD - melted dripping down high heel? That's kinky.

Quieten down boys.....I'm not going anywhere.....and BD will you bring back some chocky for me....and try not to eat it on the way home.....

*snicker*

:naughty:

(this was about the time my parents would send me down to the basement with extra snacks when my older siblings were having parties :laughing:)

...hey y'all! Thought I'd pop in and... OH MY! You fellas are saucy!!!

*backs out*

What is that dense, pugnant cloud...did someone bring in more brownies??:smoke1:

How about some squid tacos?

Hey boys! Legitimate question for the boys from Ireland. I am a huge fan of Gaelic Football and used to watch games every Sunday in The Bronx when I lived in the city. Don't live there anymore and I am having a lot of trouble acesing any info from the G.A.A. How are my Kerry team looking? Haven't had any news about them since last spring and I am dying :cry: (and crying) for any info.

Sorry to come into the basement, and thanks for any help! :kiss:

You'll be glad to know Kerry one the all Ireland in 06. They hammered Mayo in the final.
Kerry 4 - 15 Mayo 3 - 5

You can always catch up with the gaa on www.gaa.ie (http://www.gaa.ie)

*eats chocolate*

I want to watch Gaelic Football...

Tonight should be Basement movie night. what movie shall we watch?

I think we should watch the little mermaid

of course you know that was sarcasm

Hey, did someone mention a naughty nurse outfit? I just happen to have one. :wink3:

*take off my heels to run excitedly down the stairs*

Thanks Irish Lost Fan. I brought you a case of Magners, a pint glass, and a bucket of ice to repay you for your wonderful information. I can now proudly wear my Kerry Jersey in public again. I am still having trouble getting onto the site, but will keep trying.

I will leave you boys to The Little Mermaid...after I grab one of the Magners.

*put my heels back on to walk up the stairs*

-Molly Bloom

Watching The Little Mermaid sounds great.

Ariel is hot.

Ariel -> :inlove: <- Matt

*Head:desk...*

How about "Cool Hand Luke?"

Bridgette Jones Diary?

oooh!! let's watch the princess bride!!! *hunkers down with some of GB's brownies and a box of kleenex*

"as you wish" *siiiiiigh*

Well I'm glad you guys are all "relaxed now" and settled down for a good movie ;) .....its a bit chilly in hear anyone got a shirt I could borrow :rolleyes: and BD and Matt this dipping my heel in chocolate is getting tiring can I take off my boots and give you one each and you can do it yourself....can I stay?....I feel like a comedy...how about "Talladega Nights"

BD is the one with the chocolate foot fetish - he can have your stinky, sticky chocolate boots.

*gives you oxford shirt to wear*

I never saw Talladega Nights.

Is The Little Mermaid and The Princess Bride not comedic enough for you?

*take off my heels to run excitedly down the stairs*

Thanks Irish Lost Fan. I brought you a case of Magners, a pint glass, and a bucket of ice to repay you for your wonderful information. I can now proudly wear my Kerry Jersey in public again. I am still having trouble getting onto the site, but will keep trying.

I will leave you boys to The Little Mermaid...after I grab one of the Magners.

*put my heels back on to walk up the stairs*

-Molly Bloom

Thanks for the Magners although its called Bulmers over here and is my favourite drink. :biggrin:

Come back for a visit any time.

BD is the one with the chocolate foot fetish - he can have your stinky, sticky chocolate boots.

*gives you oxford shirt to wear*

As long as the boots are still attached to the leg...

Don't forget to cut the sleeves off the shirt so she can sport her Jack tats...

Picks up whip, pushes Matt over...sticks clean but sticky high heel firmly on Matts chest...."You giving me lip buddy?:whip: ....because no-one calls my heel stinky :whip: ...you've been a very bad boy :whip: "....

Btw thanks for the shirt but....how to I put this....its "stinky" ;)

BD can I have your shirt and some of that chocolate your wolfing down.....:wink3: :whistling

I'm watching tony jaa's the protector

thogh i wish i was watching princess bride

Luvs, it was a clean shirt. The washer and dryer are down here in the basement.

I apologize for calling your boot stinky. I'm sure your boots smell like roses after walking stepping on men all day.

And I'll give you as much lip as I want. And then as much tongue as you want.

Just wolfed some more chocolate with peanut butter...yum..

Shirt is wet with sweat...just got back from running....

*limping downstairs..*

oh, are the washer and dryer in the basement? Maybe one of the young ladies will put Matts shirt in again....

Matt are you a good little puppy now?.....is that your tail wagging?

ETA: BD...you are bad.....someone give me a damn shirt....wheres that bodice....btw BD you can run but you can't hide.....

Luvy Luvsalot, I'm no dog.

Hi Boys :kisss: !!!

It appears there is an underground tunnel between here and the hotship...

*scurries around looking for trap door..*

Morning Gentlemen
and ladies :wavey:

i will precede the following with this statement....
I Love da Ladies....Love Em :drool:
*smiles at all the pretty ladies*

but i think i misunderstood the point of this place :shrug:
i was under the impression that the basement was a place where men could be men,
burping, farting, arse-scratching, crude-talking, man-law setting, grunting, beer guzzling, foosball watching, pool playing, dart throwing, drop the chips on the floor and leave em there.....
now i've been under the weather for the last several days,
so i missed a bunch,
and maybe i'm still sick and delirious,
but I thought the last thing we'd be doing was watching the Princess Bride (oh, btw, yah...i loved that flick)

*flips channel to the Barrett-Jackson Car Auction*

yah, so i was just wondering....I'm good either way,
and will be honored to hang out with peeps like yerselves,
but i was curious, and i ramble when i'm curious
so i'll stop now

The Basement is for all that macho men can be men stuff.

But then the lovely ladies started dropping by. And bringing treats.

So, we'll play the Princess Bride, just to appease them...so they bring more treats.

But we won't actually watch the movie. We'll watch the women watching the movie.

And cuddle up close to them.

Et cetera.

The Basement is for all that macho men can be men stuff.

But then the lovely ladies started dropping by. And bringing treats.

So, we'll play the Princess Bride, just to appease them...so they bring more treats.

But we won't actually watch the movie. We'll watch the women watching the movie.

And cuddle up close to them.

Et cetera.

ok, i see....ummmm, but i'm still confused :34853_huh:

macho men stuff.....
and cuddling....
- both good times -
but in the same statement?

I was thinking this was a place Tim Taylor would be proud,
*grunt grunt*
to call the Man's Basement on the next segment of Tool Time.*grunt*

but since the ladies have not yet arrived today
BURP!

I'm here, but I don't mind the burping. I can be quite the burper myself. My hubby taught me well. :laugh:

hey! the princess bride can be quite macho!! nothing says "manly" more then the spanish dude saying "ALLO! my name is inigo montoya! you killed my father! prepare to die!" and all the sword fighting and the dread pirate roberts (who's really wesley) and the PIT of DESPAIR.

yep. very manly.

Wait....Dred Pirate Roberts...is..WESLEY!!!!

No WAY!!! I'VE BEEN SPOILED!!!!!:eek:

ooooooooooh did someone say The Princess Bride??

About loooooove and a prince who's eeeeevil and a love The Dread Pirate comes and gallantly saves the princess! (a little limp but still, his heart was in the right place)

And the promise of a kiss...as you wish...

*sigggggghhhhhhhh*

I didn't care much for The Princess Bride. My hubby likes it though.

:hide:

I've never seen the Princess Bride......opens basement windows because johnny has been here for a while....why don't you guys talk about cars or world issues....that would be interesting

*hmm* *tilts head*

Being in the basement gives
me flashbacks of college dorm life

:p

Right, I leave this place for a few days and we were semi sucsessfully keeping the ladies of the lage upstairs but I disappear and they all rushed in!!! Going out to get them food!!! They treat you like slaves (well... hey, if thats what you like...) and you are happy to watch chick flicks with them... how low you've all sunk... even Johnny, I thought you were the manliest person in the 'lage, I used to look up to you but now... *sigh...;)

Now lets get this place sorted, "man sweat" air freshners, which spray a nice healthy dose of mens body odour everywhere, a slide from the local pizza shop so we can get east access to pizza's, special chairs, tough, action films and of course some poles over there in case the ladies do want to come in from time to time... I also suggest we keep a large amount of men outside the basement to keep the girls busy... of course they can be stored away when you want some femail company.........

"man sweat" air freshners, which spray a nice healthy dose of mens body odour everywhere,

Gross!

I've never seen the Princess Bride......opens basement windows because johnny has been here for a while....why don't you guys talk about cars or world issues....that would be interesting

if ya haven't seen the movie,
i highly recommend reading the book first,
it was great,
even better than the movie

Right, I leave this place for a few days and we were semi sucsessfully keeping the ladies of the lage upstairs but I disappear and they all rushed in!!! Going out to get them food!!! They treat you like slaves (well... hey, if thats what you like...) and you are happy to watch chick flicks with them... how low you've all sunk... even Johnny, I thought you were the manliest person in the 'lage, I used to look up to you but now... *sigh...;)

Now lets get this place sorted, "man sweat" air freshners, which spray a nice healthy dose of mens body odour everywhere, a slide from the local pizza shop so we can get east access to pizza's, special chairs, tough, action films and of course some poles over there in case the ladies do want to come in from time to time... I also suggest we keep a large amount of men outside the basement to keep the girls busy... of course they can be stored away when you want some femail company.........

*AHEM* if you go back and take a gander at my post this morning,
you will see that I had the similar reaction Chaz.
So, as the " manliest person in the 'lage " - thank you for that, btw
I believe you owe me an apology.....then again.....
Men don't apologize.....except to their women :rolleye1:

ooo...the Basement is divided.....Men (30 and over on one couch)...with a smile on their faces (thats a knowing but still confused smile) and well trained (or at least getting there) in the art of dancing to a different drum..... Boys on the other couch (teenagers....who want to know what the men are smiling about but refuse to acknowledge that they don't know) and "Johnny in the middle" lounging on the floor between (over 30 but feels like a teenager....hmmmm...that one is interesting)

This is such fun to watch

:53: :53: :53: :53: :53: :53: :53: :heart: :heart::heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

*Spreads the scent of flowers and love around*

*runs back upstairs*

Speaking of cars...the Barret/Jackson Auction is right down the road from me...the cars with seven figure reserves are going across the stage tomorrow...*drool*

Anybody a good massouse? (erm...ladies only)..we can set up a table next to the brass pole...all these pushups have made my back so stiff you could take me surfing...

And bring chocolate...lots of it...and a big tub of peanut butter...

And yes...that is a big smile on my 39 year old face...

BD - absolutely LOVE Car shows.....and you are sooooooo right about the seven figure ones....I sit in them and hug them and lay all over them.....btw if you like that chocky and peanut butter you must try Nutella....must go and have my "foo foo" now but will talk cars when I get back....psst did you notice that BlueCoral left the scent of love in here....wow that was mind boggling....having said that......I really must get out of this dominatrix outfit (it puts me in character if you know what I mean) and back into something much more lady-like (my true character :hypocrit: )

*peers shyly down the basement stairs*

Might this be the place to share that, last night I had the wonderful fortune to attend a local premier for the new Rolls Royce 101EX?!?! (Still not quite sure how I got invited to something like that....) Now that's a car! Since this particular vehicle was a custom one, they had it roped off, so we had to admire it from afar - stainless steel bonnet, V-12 engine, fiber-optic-lighted frosted Spirit of Ecstasy hood ornament, blah, blah, blah. Amazing. You boys really should check out their website just for the drool factor, if you have not already had a chance to do so.

To console us about not getting up close to the 101EX, they had a Phantom on display which we could explore. I must say that sitting in the back of that car is better than a day at the spa. This was the EWB (extended wheel base) version, which has nearly four feet of rear leg room. It is elegant beyond words. I wanted to have my mail forwarded, and just live in back seat of that car. Picture it in black, with white interior. The seats are more comfortable than anything you have ever sat on in your life. The leather is softer than butter. The rear doors open with the hinge at the back, so you step forward to get out. They have a "door" button which you press to assist with closing the door, should your chauffeur be busy buffing the smoother-than-glass exterior. There are umbrellas stored inside the rear doors at the touch of a button, for your convenience, should you need one. The chrome is so shiny that we actually were unable to use some of the pics we took because of the reflection. :photo: The attention to detail and fine craftsmanship just go on and on.

In short, I feel I have been spoiled for any future car purchase. I can't imagine I could ever afford anything close to this level of luxury in my life. But then a girl can dream, can't she? It was elegant, timeless, classic, luxurious, stunning, regal, and breathtaking. And I got to sit in it - Woo-Hoo!! :73happy: Somebody pinch me - was I really there??

Wow...I remember seeing the new Bentley at the Detroit Auto Show a few years back..I was equally blown away...they had those screens on the back of the seats too...I think the sticker was around $400k..I went out to the parking lot and torched my car...wasn't the same after that...

Wow...are we actually talking about cars? Beats the Johnny D talk...

Motor shows are brilliant...all those bright shiny new cars with all their new gadgets....obviously the Rolls Royce and Bentley's are a sheer delight to behold and the latest Jaguar is always gorgeous....then the latest sports cars/coupes/convertibles....Audi, BMW, Porsche, Mercedes and of course the totally out there billionaires' cars Lamborgini, Ferrari, last years Pagani supercar (their clubsports version Zonda roadster) was something like $700,000.....then the classics....Alfa Romeo, Corvette....then the 4WD's, always love the latest Mercedes and BMW......Oh well....they are nice to look at....

I drive a Rolls. It's a Rolls Kinardly.


Rolls down one hill. Kinardly get up the next.

LOL a Rolls Kinardly.......makes note to self that Matt is not a billionaire

Maybe I'm a modest billionaire...

People don't become billionaires by spending money on frivolous things.

*hordes money*

*sorts peas by their size before eating*

*holes up in the Desert Inn*

*orders 350 gallons of Banana Nut ice cream*

Makes note in diary....Matt is not a :dog: he may be a :squirrel: and definitely not a billionaire
Although I must say the banana nut icecream is impressive

Banana Nut ice cream for everyone in the casino!

Needless to say, there was no actual sticker on the Phantom. As they say, "If you have to ask...."

A man who sorts his peas by size before eating - sounds like a billionaire in the making to me. :rolleyes:

Any discussion from you knowlegeable men (or ladies for that matter) about "affordable" cars for the real world? At some point, the old sedan I'm driving will need replacing, and I'd enjoy hearing what you guys think of the latest in crossovers, suvs, and hybrids. :)

Morning All

hope your morning is going better than mine
speaking of cars.....
Battery was dead, and of course I was already running late,
couldn't find jumpers :censored:
luckily it's friday and my housekeeper was there,
she went home and grabbed hers for me.
My stupid alarm had drained my battery overnight
THEN.....to top it off,
my driver's side window decides it doesn't feel like being on the track anymore :mad2:
but it'll go up and down....only it won't go up all the way, stupid thing stops short, lol.

well....at least it's friday :toot:

justluvit....even beemers have their problems,
and their problems tend to cost...BIGTIME!
lol <---well, not really laughing, kinda cryin but whatcha gonna do :shrug:

OK....end of rant....sorry everyone
is it too early for a brewskie?......never!
:cheers:

Banana Nut ice cream for everyone in the casino!
bananas and nuts.....

<---has a dirty mind.....never mind...whatcha gonna do?? :shrug:

Johnny, sorry about your car, babe...that sucks. :frown:
Here's a few :hug: :hug: :hug:'s. That help?

bananas and nuts.....

<---has a dirty mind.....never mind...whatcha gonna do?? :shrug:
I'm surprised I didn't think of it like that. I guess it's because I feel like this --> :yawn:

Speaking of bananas, I just ate one with my lunch.

That's just wrong. :71:

bananas and nuts.....

<---has a dirty mind.....never mind...whatcha gonna do?? :shrug:

Johnny, sorry about your car, babe...that sucks. :frown:
Here's a few :hug: :hug: :hug:'s. That help?

frickin right they help
thanks babe :hug:

i've got a banana...maybe a couple nuts too :whistling:

How 'bout some :beer:?

frickin right they help
thanks babe :hug:

i've got a banana...maybe a couple nuts too :whistling:

They don't call you the manliest man on the fuselage for nuthin, babe. :naughty:

:winkkiss:

Without taking Jonnys comment into consideration wouldn't nuts and bananas make it all out of proportion
100%
Reading back through the pages,I understand where you are coming from Jonny but with your grunts I thought you'd be taking the more dissapproving tone.

Im actually okay with the ladies here however the men should be in control like nature intended!;) :biggrin: Oh and the making the guys Foxy lookalikes that is going to far... Matt stop crying!

^ :rotflmao2:

*speechless*

I'm surprised I didn't think of it like that. I guess it's because I feel like this --> :yawn:

Speaking of bananas, I just ate one with my lunch.

That's just wrong. :71:
Pink....how did I miss this? :24: :24: :24:

Erm... male humour here but... Does pinks first smilie and her second line go together?

Had a laugh today walking down the main street in our town, walked past "BJ taxi company and S & M driving school...

Erm... male humour here but... Does pinks first smilie and her second line go together?

Had a laugh today walking down the main street in our town, walked past "BJ taxi company and S & M driving school...
Ermm....not sure Chaz. :laugh: Maybe she's bored with bananas? :24:

and that's pretty frickin funny!

They don't call you the manliest man on the fuselage for nuthin, babe. :naughty:

:winkkiss:

why thank you sweet stuff
guess i am pretty manly :flex:


Had a laugh today walking down the main street in our town, walked past "BJ taxi company and S & M driving school...

that's great Chaz, lol
sure wish I had gone to that driving school,
actually maybe not....
my teacher was a 350 lb Puerto Rican gentleman,
very nice, but....well, you know.

Geez...I leave for a while..come back..and the basement members are pumping a handcart to hell...um...okay...word choice..

Wait...going down a slippery slope...yes..that works...nobody can take that as an innuendo...AWW Geez!!!

YOU HAVE CORRUPTED ME!!!! I used to be so innocent...:hypocrit:

HAH! BD said innuendo... and he's a mod...

Erm... male humour here but... Does pinks first smilie and her second line go together?Geez. I didn't realize just how bad that post was. :rotflmao2:

Ermm....not sure Chaz. :laugh: Maybe she's bored with bananas? :24:

and that's pretty frickin funny!
You guys kill me. :rotflmao2:

Slippery Huh ?

:biggrin:

Geez...I leave for a while..come back..and the basement members are pumping a handcart to hell...um...okay...word choice..

Wait...going down a slippery slope...yes..that works...nobody can take that as an innuendo...AWW Geez!!!

YOU HAVE CORRUPTED ME!!!! I used to be so innocent...:hypocrit:
:renske:

BD said pumping....and slippery.....*snicker*

:naughty:

Goodness me.....I'm not easily shocked but.....what a "banana" frenzy.....banana milkshakes everywhere and all over BD's nice new couch and rug...

Goodness me.....I'm not easily shocked but.....what a "banana" frenzy.....banana milkshakes everywhere and all over BD's nice new couch and rug...
sheesh.

and you'd think the older guys would have more control, huh?

:innocent:

:renske:

BD said pumping....and slippery.....*snicker*

:naughty:

yah, but it's a little more hot when they're coming outta your lips :wink3:

ETA: WHEW! is it getting hot in here, or what!

yah, but it's a little more hot when they're coming outta your lips :wink3:
:shock:

<-----kinda sorta a little bit just can't come up with a snappy comeback

whoops, and i didn't mean it that way, either!

:shock:

<-----kinda sorta a little bit just can't come up with a snappy comeback

whoops, and i didn't mean it that way, either!



WHAT??? :shock:

GB without a snappy comeback...:biggrin:

I stand in awe of JWB :bowdown:


Who has done what no man before him has....caught Gb in a speechless moment...

WHAT??? :shock:

GB without a snappy comeback...:biggrin:

I stand in awe of JWB :bowdown:


Who has done what no man before him has....caught Gb in a speechless moment
*snicker*

It is sounding like a Three's Company Episode in here!!:eek1:

Hey..where did that stain come from!!!?? I JUST CLEANED THIS COUCH!

*note to self...get rid of the black lights...to much evidence now...*

BD...did you check everyones age when they entered the Basement?....if not....it would seem that it is too late now....RUN AND HIDE......

I'm surprised I didn't think of it like that. I guess it's because I feel like this --> :yawn:

Speaking of bananas, I just ate one with my lunch.

That's just wrong. :71:


Boy...I am SOOO behind today...

Congrats Pink...You have graduated and made it into the club. (bout time Sister!)

Gutter Diver's INC.

Boy...I am SOOO behind today...

Congrats Pink...You have graduated and made it into the club. (bout time Sister!)

Gutter Diver's INC.
I was always there in one way or another. You guys just didn't realize it. :laugh:

Do I get a prize or something? :biggrin:

Prize?

hmmmmm.....

How about a Pink PolkaDotted Elephant...with a Pink Feather Boa...and a goat.

:rotflmao2: :rotflmao2:

Everytime I come in here I always see girls viewing the thread...I guess that includes moi.

*sigh*


:53: :53: :53: :53: :53:

Does this mean we will not be discussing cars?

*leaves piping hot fresh pizza :pizza: and icy cold soft drinks :soda: as gesture of good will and tippy toes back upstairs to crochet doilies*

WHERE DID THIS GOAT COME FROM?!?!?!?

This better be a college prank...I kid you not...

Prize?

hmmmmm.....

How about a Pink PolkaDotted Elephant...with a Pink Feather Boa...and a goat.Well, that could do, but I've already got one of those. :ermm: :rotflmao2:

Swan - on the subject of cars...it depends on what you want the car for, family use, work, what price range and new or used

On the subject of the goat and or baby goat - I am definitely not kidding around....I refuse to stay with a smelly goat/s in the basement

On the subject of fruit - a banana is a delightful fruit on its own, however I occasionally add flavour to mine such as a dollop of cream or a drizzle of chocolate or both and then savour each mouthful....whether on its own or with topping, eating a banana should be an actual experince in itself rather than a rushed meal (you know.....grab a banana eat and run).....there are of course other fruits


Yes! I love bananas! especially when their a little over ripe! They're much sweeter that way!
(Ever had them sliced up on top of a bowl of Rice Crispies? )
Pineapple is my other favorite!
:biggrin:

this basement just keeps getting deeper and deeper and dirtier

on a traffic light green means go, yellow means wait a minute and red means stop, on a banana it means exactly the opposite green means go ahead, yellow means hold on and red means where the ... did you get that banana.
My friend asked me if i wanted a frozen banana and i said no but i want a regular banana later so yeah.
My friend asked me if i liked cherries but i waited to see if he said tomatoes. Wait thats like a carbon copy of the previous joke but with different ingredients

gus have I told just how very sweet and intelligent you are, which I have noted on every thread you have been in (I love your analogy between traffic lights and bananas...very mature).....

Erm... in this age where this so much pressure to live a healthy lifestyle, I see you have no such problem, however cream is very fattening but very tasty and satisfying however can I suggest mixing up your fruit and try fruits and vegetables of different sizes, cucumber's banana's green beans... cherries mangos coconuts... any combination of these are good ot you could try all at once...
100%
WOW! A cute ickle goat... Oh! I'll love him Ill name him Bob and feed him and walk him and care for him every single day!!! Can I keep 'im mom? Can I keep 'im?

take the mango for instance...this fruit is both a visual and tactile experience that many men just don't fully appreciate (woman do of course).....so heres a lesson in eating a mango for the men.......the shape is sensual and the fruit soft and sweet....of course the main delight in eating a mango is the technique required to fully enjoy one...the preparation of the mango is most important, as the fruit must first be opened up and prepared with finesse...then of course comes the delightful suction into the mouth of each delicately prepared section of fruit....it is all a part of the whole tactile and taste sensation and the final delight is licking up all that mango juice....hope all you "men" truly enjoy your next mango

Hmmm...let's see...control key + C....open word document...control key + V...print in fancy new font...paste in book entitled "Things to do before I get to old and forget.."...go to Trader Joes in search of the perfect mango..

Yep...my weekend is complete...

NO........very FUNNY as usual but....I just deleted it all... BD...go back DELETE...DELETE....LOL

*Drops perfect mango wrapped in pink feather boa with a picture of Arial, the Little Mermaid attached on table. Shoves pizza box on couch to the floor. Puts high heeled boots on coffee table, carefully avoiding the chocolate stains.*

So what are we talkin' about now?

ETA: There's a goat in here? What in the name of all that is LOST is a goat doing in here? Now a sheep I might understand. But a goat???

:blush: thanks justluvit though i cant take full credit for those jokes, they are mitch hedbergs. I just repeat them. It's just a matter of picking your posts. Though I dont know what happened to you to go back and edit all of yours, haha.

Be glad she deleted and edited...I fear half of you all would have stroked out...literally.

now that was bad...shame on me...:undecide:

I fear half of you all would have stroked out...literally.



Hmmm....

For a nominal fee...I can make them appear again...

...just kidding Luvs...

*hears strains of Billy Squier floating up from the basement*

What?

I'm just upstairs in the kitchen, baking brownies.

:whistling

I'll never look at mangoes the same way

Brownies, bananas and mangos...with beer chasers?

*hears strains of Billy Squier floating up from the basement*


:punk:

And for you younger basement dwellers...go to lyrics.com...enter "Squier, Billy" and scroll down his song list...I am sure you will figure it out from that...:rolleyes: