House hold goods as weapons - which would win in a fight to the death

A spoon vs a cheese grater

The spoon easy to use and great for long combos

Where as the cheese grater is cumbersome and you may hurt your self in the process

The spoon has it I think :lol2:

Having seen the damage a cheese grater can do...I'm almost leaning towards it winning.

However, I've done quite a bit of damage with a spoon. Plus, it's dull, it'll hurt more. ;D

I think the spoon wins, but just barely.

I'm going with a cheese grater....

Ding Ding round two

In the red corner weighing in at 4lb we have a Bag of Self raising flour

and

In the blue corner weighing in at 8floz we have a party ballon filled with water
leeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttsssssssssss get ready to ruuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmble

Flour definately has the weight advantage in this round

But one precise hit from that water ballon and it could end in a sticky mess for the Flour

Close call Jim, Close call!!!

Well, the flour does have weight but that's all I can see going for it.

The balloon: a lot of people are allergic to latex. And being snapped with a balloon really hurts. As mentioned, if water gets on the flour, the flour will have a situation on its hands.

I'm goin' with the balloon on this one.

I'm gonna go with the flour, because the balloon will be pop which will be the death of the balloon and its guts(the water) will help the flour mutate into a new form(goo). But either way, the person who has to clean it up is the real loser, it's no fun, let me tell you.

I'm gonna go with the flour, because the balloon will be pop which will be the death of the balloon and its guts(the water) will help the flour mutate into a new form(goo). But either way, the person who has to clean it up is the real loser, it's no fun, let me tell you.


So you have fights with huse hold goods at home then. Rock on Tommy :lol2:

Round Three

In the red corner weighing at a stagering 162lb we have cast iron stove

And in the Blue corner weighing in at 18oz family size chocolate cake with butter icing and chocolate sprinkles

Well Jim it seems that we a classic fight to the death of an immovable object vs the irresistible force
That's right Frank lets take a closer look, the cake is certain to make a good first impression but won't be able to make much of dent in the side of the stove with it being so soft

Unless it's a rock cake Frank lol

Let see how this battle pans out

ding ding :lol2:

I'm thinking the cake could be at a disadvantage here. The stove could burn the cake or fall on the cake.

I'm going with the stove.

I'm bettin on the stove. *;)

This fun I will think of some more soon but I have an essay to type up at the moment :'( :'( :'(

Feel free to add your own battles ;D ;D ;D

In one corner, we have a 10 pound blender. In the other corner, we have a 1 pound glass plate. On your mark, get set, go!

In one corner, we have a 10 pound blender. In the other corner, we have a 1 pound glass plate. On your mark, get set, go!


Look at that TONY - glass shrapnel every where - DUCK :lol2:

This is a toughie. *I think it'll be a tie. *This is how it's going to go: *the glass plate gets turned into shards of glass from the blender, but the blender is defeated because it's got shards of glass in it.

This is a toughie. *I think it'll be a tie. *This is how it's going to go: *the glass plate gets turned into shards of glass from the blender, but the blender is defeated because it's got shards of glass in it.


Good point :laugh:
next fight :P

Butcher knife vs. refridgerator

GO!

Well, the knife has got the sharp thing going on but, once again, we're faced with a heavy object. I've got no clue who's going to win. It could go either way.

I'd go with the knife! The refrigerator is too hard to move and you could get out of the way of it pretty easily! :)

Mallek, I am enjoying your threads!

half a pound of wet pastry

vs

a butter knife

No contest really the butter knife will just spread the hell out that damn pastry Grrrrr :lol2:

I'm going with the butterknife, Jim. No contest here.

:lol2: *Have you ever handled wet pastry?? The butter knife doesn't stand a chance! The dough would make quite a mess, but the butter knife couldn't do much damage!

the butterknife may rust away to nothing :lol2:

Sterling silver. And I have handled pastry. I'm goin' with the buttah knife.

:lol2:

Okay here's another battle for you:

cast iron pot versus a microwave

Good Goddard! I may need a while to think on this one.

:lol2:

Okay here's another battle for you:

cast iron pot versus a microwave


The microwave would just render the cast iron pot infertile - then pot would run away with embarrassment :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

ROFLMAO Mallek, you are priceless! ;)

I would have to go with the cast iron pot because you can get in a direct hit, whereas with the microwave, they might be able to duck faster!

CruCheri, these aren't objects against people, it's the objects against one another.

I still go with the cast iron pot! It could break the glass on the microwave and render it useless! :)

I would go with the microwave. While the pot could be faster, when the microwave gets to it, the pot will be fried.

I'm going with the pot on this one.

I think the pot has the slight edge of agility with this one.

I'll have to take the pot. ;D

How about a new match.

A bottle of wine vs. a bottle of soda

Plastic bottle of soda and a glass bottle of wine? I may have to go with the wine on this one, Jim. Plastic that thin doesn't stand a chance against glass.

I would have to go with the soda. One smash and the wine is gone but soda could withstand the blast.

I have to go with the wine! Just because if it won, then you could drink it to celebrate! ;)

I've gotta go with the wine. It'd flatten the soda. ;D

Plastic bottle of soda and a glass bottle of wine?* I may have to go with the wine on this one, Jim.* Plastic that thin doesn't stand a chance against glass.


well Frank they do say that best thing to get wine out with is club soda :lol2:

FYI in England we call soda - fizzy pop :laugh:

"Fizzy pop" sounds so cute. I think I'm going to teach my niece to say "fizzy pop" instead of "soda".

FYI in England we call soda - fizzy pop :laugh:


:lol2: *That's okay. In Texas we call all sodas Cokes. The following conversation can be heard every day:
"Want a coke?"
"Sure"
"What kind"
:lol2:

Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Vanilla Coke, Lemon Twist Coke... ;)

Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Vanilla Coke, Lemon Twist Coke...* ;)


all leathal in the wrong hands :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

In the midwest, we call it "pop", which to non-midwesterners sounds like "pot". ;D

In the midwest, we call it "pop", which to non-midwesterners sounds like "pot".* ;D


Now pot is illegal ain it yall :lol2:

:lol2: Yeah, it is! Thank God! I am crazy enough without any help!! :lol2:

Mallek, you just can't help yourself, can you?? ;)

Now pot is illegal ain it yall :lol2:


Only if you're caught with it. ;D

In the midwest, we call it "pop", which to non-midwesterners sounds like "pot". ;D


I wonder what would happen if a mid-westerner was talking to Dom and they asked if he "wanted some pop?

Are any of the regular castmembers from the Midwest?* I must be off to imdb!

Okay the following people are from the Midwestern-y area:

Terry O'Quinn is from Michigan
Maggie Grace is from Ohio

So, let's say one of them was on the phone with someone who still lives in their native states and they revert back to that specific dialect and start saying "pop" but it sounds like "pot"--yes, that could turn into quite an interesting conversation...

Are any of the regular castmembers from the Midwest? I must be off to imdb!

Okay the following people are from the Midwestern-y area:

Terry O'Quinn is from Michigan
Maggie Grace is from Ohio

So, let's say one of them was on the phone with someone who still lives in their native states and they revert back to that specific dialect and start saying "pop" but it sounds like "pot"--yes, that could turn into quite an interesting conversation...


That would be great. Of course, I'm not from the Midwest so I would think they were saying pot. Oh that would be great. Anyway, I think we might be off topic so how about another battle.

fire extinguisher (spelling?) vs. tea kettle

No contest here, Jim. The fire exinguisher's got the advangtage here. Not only does the fire extinguisher have more heft to it, it also has the spray stuff that extinguishes the fire. I'm going with the fire extinguisher.

Umm...my name isn't Jim. I'm a girl and you should know that since one of your pet peeves is when people don't put their genders on their profiles. :lol2:

I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to our correspondent and his name is Jim! Geez, if you knew anything! I swear to Goddard, nobody gets me! *runs off crying*

Oh, come back G! You know I am demented also! Come back! :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower: :flower:

I'm not demented--I'm oddly charming. Geez, everyone knows that ::)

Geez I go to bed for nine hours and all you lot can do is fight :lol2: mind you this is a fight forum ding ding round eight - I think :lol2:

To be on topic...I gotta vote for the fire extinguisher...exinguisher...extin...putter-outter. The tea kettle would never get close.

To be off topic...Mallek...this is the internet! Fighting is what we do! *dons boxing gloves* ;D

:lol2: Mallek, you know you like the fighting!! At least when you're not stalking that is!! ;)

:fear: what's going on here, I go party for one night and most of the day and you all left me in the dust........I don't even know what the new fight is............ :laugh:

I think that a TAMPON could hold its own...thoughts?

Round # Something (I've lost count)

Tampon vs. Pad!

Both can leak but a tampon is more comfortable than a pad. Yet if you ran out of napkins, a pad would be able to do the job, but a tampon wouldn't be cause its too thin!


hee hee

Considering both the conventional and domestic uses of both sides I think I'm going to have to go with the tampon, Jim.

He's dead, Jim...*hold the tampon in her hand and sobs*

I always walk in at the most awkward moments.

LOL

:grinsanta: Poor Chesyre...

*wipes tear*

It's okay, Mouth-Breather. *You should expect to do it again again tomorrow (which is almost today--wait, what?) as I have no classes!

YAY!!

*looks under the sink and finds a plethra of new tampons*

Tampon, you had babies?! Woo hooo! :w00t:

Boss...So noted. Next time, I'll come prepared.

Ophelia...Congrats on the tampon family you found. ;D

Thank u Cheshyre, I will be throwing a baby shower later! :stuart:

ooo, i've got good ones...


broom vs. vaccuum

TV vs. Microwave

One at a time, lostinchitown. We still haven't been able to afford the metal cage dome thing-y.

Broom vs. Vacuum? No question here, Jim. The vacuum has every advantage: weight, vacuuming abilities, a wire cord. I'm going with the vacuum on this one.

One at a time, lostinchitown.* We still haven't been able to afford the metal cage dome thing-y.

Broom vs. Vacuum?* No question here, Jim.* The vacuum has every advantage:* weight, vacuuming abilities, a wire cord.* I'm going with the vacuum on this one.


You'd Think that Jim , but I pulled off a 10 hit combo with a broom once on a watermellon - messy very messy :lol2:

You'd Think that Jim , but I pulled off a 10 hit combo with a broom once on a watermellon - messy very messy :lol2:

Hee hee! But you can push the watermelon down a flight of stairs with a vacum. I'm going with the vacum.

Hee hee! But you can push the watermelon down a flight of stairs with a vacum. I'm going with the vacum.


True True (he says with bottle of bud in his hand) :lol2:

What time is it over in England?

What time is it over in England?


15:26 hours or 3:26pm you should be between 5 and 7 hours behind :laugh:

England is my home town

England is my home town


England much bigger than a town - well maybe not an American town :lol2:

I shrunk it ;D

I shrunk it* ;D


Well it does rain alot here he he :lol2:

Where did you used to live?

I used to live in Rhode Island but I'm sure you're not talking to me. NEW BATTLE!!!

Tin can vs. a pineapple

I used to live in Rhode Island but I'm sure you're not talking to me. NEW BATTLE!!!

Tin can vs. a pineapple


Hasn't the pineapple already lost seen as though it comes out of the tin can :lol2:

I was thinking more along the lines of the actual pineapple and not the canned pineapple. But :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: anyway.

A jar of peanut butter

vs :starwars:

An imaginery jar of peanut butter

get ready to rumble :laugh:

Imaginary peanut butter because it woukd be sponsered by Dom and I would fix the fight for something sponsered by Dom to win. Plus it would be lighter and faster.

Yes but it could get stuck in the real peanut butter :lol2:

But the imaginary peanut butter is extra smooth and creamy. And it has the luck of the Hobbits on it's side. Doesn't that count for something?

But the imaginary peanut butter is extra smooth and creamy. And it has the luck of the Hobbits on it's side. Doesn't that count for something?


quite simply - NO - :lol2:

What about the luck of the drug addicted bass player who ate the imaginary peanut butter? Okay it's official. I am pathetic.

What about the luck of the drug addicted bass player who ate the imaginary peanut butter? Okay it's official. I am pathetic.


Drugs do work then - the verve was so wrong :lol2:

What's a verve? I know, I am also an idiot.

What's a verve? I know, I am also an idiot.


The Verve is an English band from the late 90's - they sung a song called ''The Drugs Don't Work'' - see if you can get hold of it I promiss you won't be dissapointed :laugh:

Oh I get it now. Very funny! It doesn't hurt the chances of the IPB (Imaginary Peanut Butter) that the mother of the next savior (or antichrist) also ate from the same jar. :)

Oh I get it now. Very funny! It doesn't hurt the chances of the IPB (Imaginary Peanut Butter) that the mother of the next savior (or antichrist) also ate from the same jar. :)


:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Maybe Claire's baby can turn the IPB into jelly and the jelly will smite the real peanutbutter. HA! PB will never win!

if its imaginary, theres no telling what it could do

*OoOoOoOo*

fork vs. butterknife

I once poked my eye out a butter knife...very sharp little buggers they are
They now call me one eyed Wilma

Ophelia!* :lol2:
I'm going with the fork. It has many prongs to catch the knife in between.

But butter knifes are very slippery...it could cut the fork and hurt it :o

One Eyed Wilma...I've gotta go with the fork on this one. There's not a kid I grew up with still livin' that doesn't have a fork scar. Dangerous things, really. The knife doesn't have a chance.

A butter knife is like the lightsaber of the utensil drawer!

:starwars:

*notice the man with the green lightsaber besting the man with the red lightsaber*

Excellent I made 101 posts on this thread - woo hoo :lol2:

Woohoooo for Mallek making 101 posts! :laugh:

Go Mallek. Go Mallek. Go! Go! Go! Go! *break dances* Anyway...

Scissors vs. bread knife

BREAD KNIFE, hands down! I have had many a dicing with a bread knife working at a sub shop, hear you me!

I always thought the scissors would win because it could do twice the damage and it's easier to throw. But the bread knife is indeed a lot sharper.

I would laugh my socks off if this thread become the most popular thread of all time in the histroy of man - I think Not though :lol2:

Next fight

A 3oz Pencil Eraser ( in england we call them rubbers)

Vs

A Leaf Rake

Get ready to rumble :lol2:

Are you crazy!? The pencil eraser! Hands down! Do you know how much damage that thing can do? It can literally erase the whole worlds pencil marks if it had the intent!!

The rake is too big to take on the eraser. The eraser will win this one, Jim. Hands down.

Gotta go with the eraser. Tricksy little things.

Gotta go with the rake. It'll impale the eraser.

Mallek- Here in America, we call condoms rubbers :lol2:

How 'bout a rolling pin vs a butcher knife? :starwars:

I would use the rolling pin because its heavy enough to knock the knife out of the hand. ;D