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theG
02-19-2005, 10:30 PM
Okay, so, my mother's boyfriend and his daughters come over to the house.* We're just having a casual conversation when my mother says:* "Lou and I might go boar hunting."

Yeah, I did a double-take.* My mother is an amazing hunter, and she could do it.* I just couldn't believe my ears.

"Boar?" I asked.
"Yeah, you know.* Boar," she clarified.
"They have boars on LOST."
"Okay," my mother replied. She doesn't watch LOST.

And then the subject was changed to transitional lenses.* I just thought I'd share that my mother plans to go boar hunting.

goloptious
02-19-2005, 11:07 PM
That's funny!! I work as a secretary for a bunch of architects and the other day they asked me to "Get Scott and Steve on the phone" for them. I just about fell out of my chair!

theG
02-19-2005, 11:08 PM
:lol2: That's great!

And, I have to say, I love your sig.

Mallek
02-20-2005, 01:32 AM
Okay, so, my mother's boyfriend and his daughters come over to the house.* We're just having a casual conversation when my mother says:* "Lou and I might go boar hunting."

Yeah, I did a double-take.* My mother is an amazing hunter, and she could do it.* I just couldn't believe my ears.

"Boar?" I asked.
"Yeah, you know.* Boar," she clarified.
"They have boars on LOST."
"Okay," my mother replied.* She doesn't watch LOST.

And then the subject was changed to transitional lenses.* I just thought I'd share that my mother plans to go boar hunting.


Cool can I come along - I have got this bag of self raising flour that just itching to be used :lol2:

sheba
02-20-2005, 01:50 AM
I have never been boar hunting, nor do I have any desire to go, but I have seen the kill a couple of times.

A dead boar smells worse than anything (and I mean anything, and I used to work at a cemetery) I have EVER smelled. I threw up both times from the smell. Gross and disgusting doesn't even begin to describe it.

Mallek
02-20-2005, 02:14 AM
I have never been boar hunting, nor do I have any desire to go, but I have seen the kill a couple of times.

A dead boar smells worse than anything (and I mean anything, and I used to work at a cemetery) I have EVER smelled. I threw up both times from the smell. Gross and disgusting doesn't even begin to describe it.


a dead cow that has been dead for three days and has filled up with gasses - then your uncle stabs it with a knife to let out the air - that is the worst thing I have ever had the misfortune to smell :'( :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

theG
02-20-2005, 03:33 AM
Thanks for the info, sheba. I doubt she'll do it (at least not anytime soon as she has surgery), but if she does go boar hunting I will be rubbing that little piece of info in her face (in a loving way, of course).

XxNicholeexX
02-20-2005, 08:26 PM
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Why does your mother want to go boar hunting?

theG
02-20-2005, 08:30 PM
My mother is insane. Honestly, I don't know what's up with her. She's so weird. She programmed me to be the epitome of nerdom (took me to Renaissance Faires, showings of Star Wars, brought me stuff from Star Trek cons, etc.), but now...umm...Can a mid-life crisis last five years?

Ophelia
02-20-2005, 11:17 PM
LOL, how cute
can i go?

theG
02-20-2005, 11:19 PM
If you like being yelled at by a woman who is barely 5' tall every two seconds, then I'm sure she wouldn't mind taking you.













I really do love my mom. She's amazing, but she's also amazingly mad.

WhiteSapphire
02-20-2005, 11:20 PM
If you like being yelled at by a woman who is barely 5' tall every two seconds, then I'm sure she wouldn't mind taking you.


Hmm . . . short and likes to yell. Is she by any chance Italian? ;)

theG
02-20-2005, 11:22 PM
Irish. She's married an Italian man before. It didn't work out well...

WhiteSapphire
02-20-2005, 11:25 PM
My brother's wife is half Italian and half Irish. Her entire family is crazy--and very loud. :lol2:

theG
02-20-2005, 11:29 PM
Yes, I've found that it's not the best combo. I don't plan on going crazy for quite some time. I can be a bit loud, but I think because I'm not as loud due to the other main ethnicity I've got.

Mallek
02-21-2005, 10:15 AM
Yes, I've found that it's not the best combo.* I don't plan on going crazy for quite some time.* I can be a bit loud, but I think because I'm not as loud due to the other main ethnicity I've got.


Yeah I was just going to tell you to shut the hell up (big smile) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :lol2:

theG
02-21-2005, 10:16 AM
Watch yourself, Mallek! That other nationality is English!

Mallek
02-21-2005, 10:27 AM
Watch yourself, Mallek!* That other nationality is English!


Easy tiger - I was only joking with you :lol2: