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02-22-2005, 10:19 AM
Rented BOS this weekend for Naveen viewing.
General plot-like-thingy (since no real plot): Naveen plays Kareem, a mind-boggling beautiful kid in late 70s-early 80s England. His father is cashing in on the fad of Eastern Mysticism, though it's doubtful he believes a word of his own drivel. Father is also boffing a wealthy woman (Eva) bankrolling his pseudo-mysticism. Kareem catches Dad and Eva in the act. Kareem has a huge crush on Charlie, Eva's son. They get high and Kareem beats Charlie off. Dad catches them in the act, leaving them in a standoff -neither can tell on the other.
Kareem's mom is a wet mop. She slops around whining that nobody stays home with her, refusing all invitations to go out. She sketches pictures of her ideal world (Mom and Dad as Adam and Eve, alone and naked). Kareem's brother is practically invisible.
Dad leaves Mom for Eva, which destroys the mop and delights Kareem who thinks being brothers with Charlie will mean they'll be closer. Wrong. Charlie takes off for London to be a Punk idol. Throughout the movie Kareem treats Charlie like a brother (admittedly with incestuous overtones) and Charlie treats Kareem as a servant.
There's a side plot about Dad and Eva gentrifying slum apartments for profit. It makes no sense.
There's another side plot about Kareem's cousin (who he's sleeping with) being forced into marriage with a man she's never met (who turns out to be a very sweet person, despite being fat, ugly, and crippled). Husband actually witnesses Kareem screwing his cousin, and oddly it doesn't interfere with them becoming friends. Kareem is casually cruel to Bubble, but can't help liking him.
Then the plot turns to Kareem's acting career. Let me just say I hate books that are about writer's block and movies that are about actors having a hard time getting good parts. The story revolves around Kareem getting typecast as "ethnic." First he plays Mowgli in an avaunt-garde version of Jungle Book. Then he creates a character based on Bubble (cousin's hubby - after swearing he won't) which is offensively cartoonish (after being told by a black woman that his first characterization is a racial betrayal - why doesn't he tell her to shove it?), and finally is cast on a tv soap about stereotypical Indians in suburban England (do what you know, I guess). Despite a little whining, Kareem never says "I'm an actor, not a Paki actor!"
Pluses:
FFN (underwater) of Naveen, lots of sex scenes with other assorted nakedNaveen.
Theme of narcissism - good contrast between the beautiful and amoral Kareem and the ugly and basically good Bubble.
Did I mention FFN?
Brings up question of cultural identity - is Kareem Indian? English? He's never been to India and doesn't speak the language. His mother is white. But everyone judges him on his skin color either negatively (insert favorite ethnic slur here - they used 'em all) or positively (ooh, you're so exotic! Come to bed) or simply judgementally (cousin and nasty black actress think he's not "black power" political enough)
Bisexuality - Kareem is a narcissist and seeks pleasure anywhere he can find it ("I'll fcuk anyone."). No real judgement on variety of sexual choices.
No tidy resolution or pretense of happily ever after. He's got the job on the soap, which is good money, and Mom and Dad are both on the road to marrying other people.
Minuses:
"My Beautiful Laundrette" and "Sammy and Rose Get Laid" dealt with xenophobia and racism of the early Thatcher years a lot better.
Story line was confusing to the point of incomprehensibility.
Lot of ethnic slurs and offensive language and Kareem never tells anyone to shove it. He also never gets pissed at the women who want to sleep with him because he's "exotic." Ok, as a narcissist I can understand his taking whatever he can get. But it annoyed the heck out me.
Kareem is basically spineless - never tells off anyone who treats him like dirt.(his girlfriends, his stepbrother, directors, girlfriend's father)
Some parts are howlingly funny (Kareem is sexually assualted by a Newfoundland dog) , but most is rather slow-moving and bewildering.
So overall a C. Worth watching for the mind-bogglingly beautiful Naveen, but not worth watchin again.
General plot-like-thingy (since no real plot): Naveen plays Kareem, a mind-boggling beautiful kid in late 70s-early 80s England. His father is cashing in on the fad of Eastern Mysticism, though it's doubtful he believes a word of his own drivel. Father is also boffing a wealthy woman (Eva) bankrolling his pseudo-mysticism. Kareem catches Dad and Eva in the act. Kareem has a huge crush on Charlie, Eva's son. They get high and Kareem beats Charlie off. Dad catches them in the act, leaving them in a standoff -neither can tell on the other.
Kareem's mom is a wet mop. She slops around whining that nobody stays home with her, refusing all invitations to go out. She sketches pictures of her ideal world (Mom and Dad as Adam and Eve, alone and naked). Kareem's brother is practically invisible.
Dad leaves Mom for Eva, which destroys the mop and delights Kareem who thinks being brothers with Charlie will mean they'll be closer. Wrong. Charlie takes off for London to be a Punk idol. Throughout the movie Kareem treats Charlie like a brother (admittedly with incestuous overtones) and Charlie treats Kareem as a servant.
There's a side plot about Dad and Eva gentrifying slum apartments for profit. It makes no sense.
There's another side plot about Kareem's cousin (who he's sleeping with) being forced into marriage with a man she's never met (who turns out to be a very sweet person, despite being fat, ugly, and crippled). Husband actually witnesses Kareem screwing his cousin, and oddly it doesn't interfere with them becoming friends. Kareem is casually cruel to Bubble, but can't help liking him.
Then the plot turns to Kareem's acting career. Let me just say I hate books that are about writer's block and movies that are about actors having a hard time getting good parts. The story revolves around Kareem getting typecast as "ethnic." First he plays Mowgli in an avaunt-garde version of Jungle Book. Then he creates a character based on Bubble (cousin's hubby - after swearing he won't) which is offensively cartoonish (after being told by a black woman that his first characterization is a racial betrayal - why doesn't he tell her to shove it?), and finally is cast on a tv soap about stereotypical Indians in suburban England (do what you know, I guess). Despite a little whining, Kareem never says "I'm an actor, not a Paki actor!"
Pluses:
FFN (underwater) of Naveen, lots of sex scenes with other assorted nakedNaveen.
Theme of narcissism - good contrast between the beautiful and amoral Kareem and the ugly and basically good Bubble.
Did I mention FFN?
Brings up question of cultural identity - is Kareem Indian? English? He's never been to India and doesn't speak the language. His mother is white. But everyone judges him on his skin color either negatively (insert favorite ethnic slur here - they used 'em all) or positively (ooh, you're so exotic! Come to bed) or simply judgementally (cousin and nasty black actress think he's not "black power" political enough)
Bisexuality - Kareem is a narcissist and seeks pleasure anywhere he can find it ("I'll fcuk anyone."). No real judgement on variety of sexual choices.
No tidy resolution or pretense of happily ever after. He's got the job on the soap, which is good money, and Mom and Dad are both on the road to marrying other people.
Minuses:
"My Beautiful Laundrette" and "Sammy and Rose Get Laid" dealt with xenophobia and racism of the early Thatcher years a lot better.
Story line was confusing to the point of incomprehensibility.
Lot of ethnic slurs and offensive language and Kareem never tells anyone to shove it. He also never gets pissed at the women who want to sleep with him because he's "exotic." Ok, as a narcissist I can understand his taking whatever he can get. But it annoyed the heck out me.
Kareem is basically spineless - never tells off anyone who treats him like dirt.(his girlfriends, his stepbrother, directors, girlfriend's father)
Some parts are howlingly funny (Kareem is sexually assualted by a Newfoundland dog) , but most is rather slow-moving and bewildering.
So overall a C. Worth watching for the mind-bogglingly beautiful Naveen, but not worth watchin again.