Welcome to the S.peaker and H.is E.xtreme L.egion of F.angurls!!!

As one of our new mods I felt this group was long overdue. Some come one, come all and show your allegiance to the* SPEAKER. Bow down before the almighty Speaker!

~Lirpa, Vulcan Queen of the S.H.E.L.F.~
Dia: Highpriestess of the S.H.E.L.F.
Tari: Princess #1 of The S.H.E.L.F.
Karen: Princess #2 of The S.H.E.L.F.
Cheri: Princess #3 of The S.H.E.L.F.
Navi: Princess #4 of The S.H.E.L.F.
White Sapphire: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Games
Golop: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Episodes
Diebin: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Characters
Fanofangel: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Specualation
Learn to Fly: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Backgammon and Golf
Storm: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of General Discussions
Carencey The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Users Online
Zere: The S.H.E.L..F.'s Duchess of Group Ships
Surr: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of the LB
Lost Serenity: The S.H.E.L.F.'s* Duchess of the TB
Halfrek: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of the Moderators
Kaidy: Court Jester of The S.H.E.L.F.
Hobbitsrule101: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of the VIPs
All about Locke: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of John Locke
Eowyn Wannabe: Loyal Padawan to Speaker
Little T: Duchess of the Mighty O'Quinn

I'm here I'm here... {{huge hugs}} and *smoochies* for speaker :-*

*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Sign me up. I bow down before the SPEAKER!!!

Welcome, welcome, Dia and Tari!!

~Lirpa, Vulcan Queen of the S.H.E.L.F.~

woo hoo!!! am I Speaker's #2 fangurl then *she jumps up and down*...* :lol2:

hi Tari

I'm in! Curtsies for the royal speaker. ;)

woo hoo!!! am I Speaker's #2 fangirl then *she jumps up and down*...* :lol2:

hi Tari


That's fangurl, Dia. ;) You are #2, but as the second member, I'll be bestowing a title on you, as well. Just need to think of titles. lol

Welcome, Karen!

~Lirpa, Vulcan Queen of the S.H.E.L.F.~

corrected and YAY!!!!

I want to be a Fangurl of Speaker!! He's so sexay in his purty new glasses!! :)

Oh my goodness.* To join the SHELF or not to join the SHELF, that is the question ...

What the hey .. sign me up!* I luv Speaker a LOT!* I hate it when we agree, but all the same, Speaker is the coolest.

bwa ha ha ha!

today the 'lage!

tomorrow the Fuse!

or something like that...

Hmm . . . well, I'm not really the fangirl type. Maybe I could be a fangurl though. Is there cookie dough involved?

hmmmmmmmmmmm... Speaker smothered with cookie dough... there are possibilities there... LOL

ooh... it's speaker SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! !!!!!!

{{hugses}} & *smoochies*

*Weilding her lirpa* Bow down before the Almighty Speaker!

welll..i just don't know...speaker?? meh..
WHO AM I KIDDING?!
I'M SO IN!

As the second memeber of The S.H.E.L.F. I hearby annoint Dia as Highpriestess of the S.H.E.L.F.!

Welcome to all other new members.

woo hoo!!! highpriestess of the SHELF... way cool!!! what are my duties oh Queen

Your first duty, High Priestess, is to see to it this group is run smoothly until I return. Make sure to keep these minions in line, especially when the Almighty Speaker is present. I'll dole out more titles upon my return.

ohhh... i love the Speaker... sign me up!

will do... oh.. queen... :lol2:

Oh you know I'm all about this! Sign me up, I love me some speaker!

holy cr@p ::) *glares at speaker*

dude...didnt we talk about this? and there you go encouraging these ladies. *sigh*

first you are having an identity crisis on the LB as well as the TB, next a BoB
and then a BoBStreet Boy and now you have your OWN fanclub?
WTF??? ::)

just so you all KNOW i will NOT bow down to Speaker. he knows that too.

so sign me up. may as well join the ranks.
that way i keep an eye on him so that he doesnt take advantage.

he IS EVIL you know. ;D

um, as OFFICIAL SIDEKICK....SIGN ME UP!!!!

:lol2:

i encouraged NOTHING!

can i be my own fangurl?

I'm sorry, Halfrek, but you MUST bow down to the Almight Speaker before you are allowed to join our ranks! ;)

Speaker, my dear, only if you want to have a sex change. :lol2:

Now to dole out more titles...

Tari: Princess #1 of The S.H.E.L.F.
Karen: Princess #2 of The S.H.E.L.F.
Cheri: Princess #3 of The S.H.E.L.F.
Navi: Princess #4 of The S.H.E.L.F.
White Sapphire: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Games
Zere: The S.H.E.L..F.'s Duchess of Group Ships
Surr: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of the LB
Lost Serenity: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of the TB
Halfrek: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of the Moderators
Kaidy (you asked for it) Court Jester of The S.H.E.L.F.

White Sapphire: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Games

Ooooh. A title.

I AM SO EXCITED!!!111!!!!11

Speaker scares me

*hides in corner*

golo - i dunno if i'm allowed but i might just annoint you the Official High Fraidy Cat . . . or something....

ooh... Speaker's in da house... LOL... {{hugs}} :-*

Speaker *hugs* Nice to see ya again! ;)

Speaker is TOTALLY blackmailing me into becomming his minion. *sniffles* He has my Kelly Armstrong books and he says he won't give me Dead Like Me unless I wooorship him.

That funky red font is totally going to his head. :D

But I suppose I'll be his minion anyways. After all, he's not THAT bad.

*runs away*

I am not afraid of teh Speaker. I just pretend so ya feel better!! ;)

*bowing down to sexy speaker*

I've always wanted to be a fangurl. Could I Could I please please. Sign me up.

Woo Hoo!! I am Princess #4!!! Do I get a pony or a scepter or anything?!

Let's start a list: Why We Luv Speaker

Here's my contribution:

1. Cuz he luvs his wife and gives her a lot of props.

Why We Luv Speaker

1. Cuz he luvs his wife and gives her a lot of props.
2. Cause he knows the correct way to spell teh

Woo Hoo!!* I am Princess #4!!!* Do I get a pony or a scepter or anything?!

Of course, what's your weapon of choice?

I'll be doling out more titles when I return.

Princess #2 reporting for duty (bows down to Speaker). Oh mighty Queen - I gave Speaker a pillow yesterday because he was tired and could get his royal beauty sleep. What are my duties hence forward?

Princess #2 reporting for duty (bows down to Speaker).* Oh mighty Queen - I gave Speaker a pillow yesterday because he was tired and could get his royal beauty sleep.* * What are my duties hence forward?* *


You have done well, Princess Karen. Your duty is to make sure the Almighty Speaker is comfortable whenever he is present.

Time for more titles:

Golop: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Episodes
Diebin: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Characters
Fanofangel: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Specualation

Can I be a part of it. I can be the official care bear of the S.H.E.L.F!!!

Catherine: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Care Bears

Does speaker need his own fangirls? Well, I have nothing better to do sign me up.


*upon saying those words she falls to her knees and is forced to praise*
Is that automatic? Nifty little feature you have.


PS-when you post sarcasm in speaker's thread here, the board gets all slow. Coincidence? I think not.

Yes, LTF, there are a lot of automatic features that go into this thread. ;)

Look, I brought cookie dough! This one's sugar cookie and that one's chocolate chip. Anyone want any?

Oooooo!

*proudly dons her SHELF badge and holds up her SHELF coffee mug*

When are the action figures coming out???

LOL. Speaker action figure . . . with optional George Foreman grill! He also has a hat that you can dress him up in and, apparently, now eyeglasses.

More titles:

Learn to Fly: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Backgammon and Golf
Storm: The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of General Discussions

*dances into the room, singing and laughing, bells on hat and shoes jingling...*

WOOOOO! JESTER??? YAYAY!!!!

oh mister speaker any requests for entertainment? a riddle? a song? painted women?

let me know!!!

*dances around the room*

*begins to respond to the numerous people he is glad are here, but then . . . a distraction*

painted . . . women!?

bwahaha...I MUST be a Speaker Fangurl! :angel:

One more title tonight: Carencey The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Users Online

So, what do I do as Duchess of episodes?? Hmmmm..... *ponders*

golo - maybe keep us up to date on the eppies :-\

leaves {{hugs}} & :-* :-* for Speaker

just stopping in to leave HUGS AND SMOOCHES for our adorable SPEAKER! :)

As duchess of episodes, I feel it is my duty to ask Speaker what he thought of last nights eppy! So, SpeakerWhoDoesn'tScareMe, what did you think??

Golo-I heard that if you look speaker straight in the eyes without being asked first, he blows your head up.

Golo-I heard that if you look speaker straight in the eyes without being asked first, he blows your head up.


You heard true.

However his Evil Spectacles contain special lenses to filter his power though... so if he's wearing them when you look, you just get a bad migraine.

Princess #4 Here ...

More Why We Luv Speaker

1. Cuz he luvs his wife and gives her a lot of props.
2. Cause he knows the correct way to spell teh
3. Cuz he makes very symettrical and well-spaced grill marks on the noobs.

Funny, when I look Speaker directly in the eye, he cries. Hmmm.

loved the epi GOLO

and navi - I DO NOT CRY *eyes begin to well up...*

:lol2: LTF, Speaker still doesn't scare me! Something about the pirate pics just made him not scary! :)

ok, I am offically not scared of speaker anymore. But don't tell him that.

:lol2: :lol2: LTF, I am glad to finally have someone admit they aren't scared of him!! ;)

Can I join?

Of course! I'll have a title for you shortly. ~Kat

i have a new sexxay avie! ;)

Yes, you do Almighty Speaker! Very sexy indeed! Right Fangurls??

Hobbitsrule101 you are The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of the VIPs! Welcome!

I updated the first post to include everyone and their titles.

~Lirpa, Vulcan Queen of The S.H.E.L.F.~

*squee* New Avie! I must download it and add it to my collection of pictures of teh mighty speaker!

i have shrines? :D

Of course, you do, Speaker!

Princess #2 stopping by to bow down to the new sexxay avie.* *Lovin' it!* *Also, can my new dress be blue?* My pink one has grill marks on it from this morning and The Almighty Speaker has promised to buy me a new one.* *must look best representing S.H.E.L.F.*

And who exactly is supposed to provide you with this new dress, Princess #2?

Speaker himself promised me a new one almighty Queen. ;)

Princess #2

Very well, Princess Karenmichelle. However, you will be satisfied with whatever the Almighty Speaker provides.

Did I join a cult? Does said cult have strawberry orange smoothies?

Did I join a cult? Does said cult have strawberry orange smoothies?


Wonderful idea, LearnToFly. That will be your duty. To make strawberry orange smoothies for everyone.

*gets in line for a smoothie*

Can I have extra honey, please?

Honey in a smoothie. :o Talk about sweet!

Talk about sweet!


Yes, I am. So nice of you to notice. :)

Very well, Princess Karenmichelle. However, you will be satisfied with whatever the Almighty Speaker provides.


Yes, Queen. As long as it's SEXXXAYYYYY. :lol2:

Yes, I am. So nice of you to notice. :)


So nice of you to notice, Queen! Watch your tongue and remember your place!

Yes, Queen.* As long as it's SEXXXAYYYYY.* * * *:lol2:


And what will you do if it's not, Princess?!

Well, Queen, everything the Almighty Speaker touches is SEXXXAY, so we probably don't have to worry. But in the rare instance it is not, I will do my best to make it SEXXXAY so as to represent the Almighty Speaker in his true essence. Will this be to your pleasing Queen? :king:

Well, Queen, everything the Almighty Speaker touches is SEXXXAY, so we probably don't have to worry.* But in the rare instance it is not, I will do my best to make it SEXXXAY so as to represent the Almighty Speaker in his true essence.* *Will this be to your pleasing Queen?* *:king:


In ordinary circumstances I'd say it's blasphemous to change anything the Almighty Speaker provides, I will allow it this time, Princess Karenmichelle.

Only if needed My Queen, but thank you. I am here to please. I will wear it with pride. ;)

Very well, Princess.

*stumbles in drunk and sloshing*

whatsheeeems ta be tha problemmmmmmmm heeeeeeeeeeere!? *hic*

*passes out onto the floor with a thud*

speaker you will never reach that level 8 acting like that, how do you expect me to become a SHELF if you can't live up to the expectations that i have for you/

Judoktty, you will show respect when the Almighty Speaker is present!

So that means I'm not allowed to call Speaker mean names behind his back?


*note to self-cancel namecalling*

I would strongly advise against it!

hmmm show respect? no i can't show respect to a drunken speaker.

Judoktty, until you show proper allegiance, you can not join The SHELF.

ok thats fine, besides i told speaker that he has to reach a level 8 godilness before i could bow down to him. hehe ;D

However, that doesn't mean the Almighty Speaker will not bring his wrath upon you!

yep i'm fully expecting that wrath any day now.... :smiling:

Judoktty, until you show proper allegiance, you can not join The SHELF.


Or you could pretend to be in allegiance, while all the time planning to overthrow Speaker. Not that I would know of anything like that.

Anyone want a smoothie? *passes them out and leaves quickly*

Hold it right there, LearnToFly! You aren't going to buy your way out of this one with your smoothies!

Extra large smoothies?

The Shelf JESTER cartwheels in the door!

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO!!! :jump: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :jump:


Wanna hear a joke?

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the
bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue, and yellow.

The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was
staring. The teenager finally said, sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer,
never done anything wild in your life?

Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with
a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.


:jump: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :jump:

*wakes up drooling on the floor*

what..where am ....who?

hi judoktty here i have just been informed that spaeaker has reached that level eight. grrrrr and on MY appreciation day...

so i am officially putting in my application to be a SHELF. i will bow down before the great almighty speaker and squeee to his hearts content whenever he enters the room... (wow does that EVER sound corny.

ummm yeah so can i join? I'll be like the scullery maid or something 'cause i'm a horrible example of what a SHELF is .

As the Almighty Speaker's queen, we welcome you Judoktty. However, you must make tomorrow my appreciation day in order to become a full member here. ;) (I know shameless) :lol2: (We'll see if that one works...)

*Splashes water on the Almighty Speaker in an attempt to sober him up*

hmmm bribery.... isn't that like not good for the soul...

or something.... (sounding very ditzy today i guess)

How about that and a sneak peak into the hatch, before anyone else? ;)

OK its on!!!! just don't let anyone else know you bribed me.
your gonna have to wait til sunday for me to* anounce it 'cause if i remember correctly we don't do appreciation day on the weekend.


eta- to anyone else who might see this this is not for real..

Heh! I sent you an PM. *clears throat* Judoktty is now The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of Appreciation Day.

YAY!!! i'm not the scullary maid you are too kind :D

Okay, ladies! It's been too quiet in here for far too long. We need to show some worship of the Almighty Speaker!!!

As the Duchess of Episodes, I must say that this last eppy was WONDERFUL!!

Also, Speaker ROCKS!!!

Hear! Hear! Speaker and Terry both rock! ;)

Who is this speaker and why must I worship him?

you've never heard of speaker? oh you poor sheltered person J/K ;)

Learn to Fly, do we have to remove your title for disrespecting the Almighty Speaker?? ;)

Oh noes!

I loves teh Speaker.
(but only as a friend really)

Very well, then. You have redeemed yourself for now.

hehe speaker......

It's the SPEAKER'S birthday!!!!! Let's get this party started!!!!!!! :jump1: :punk: :starwars: :hb2: :party: :jump: :bdaywink: :biggringift: :starwars: :hb2:

Happy Birthday Speaker!!

Kat..I need to join this group!! *te hehe* :lol2:

Not ONLY do I want to honor the Loyal Padawan to Javi, I WANT TO BE A LOYAL PADAWAN TO TEH LOYAL PADAWAN!* Please, Lost_In_NH, knight me and bestow me with a title fit for an Eowyn Wannabe!* Please oh please oh please oh please?* *:jump1:

Na, na, na, na, na, na,
You say it's your birthday!

Welcome, AaL and Eowyn! Of course, you can both be members of The SHELF!!!!

So I guess AaL and I need official titles? ;D

All newbies will have titles in due time. ;)

*walks in...stops in tracks* what's going...is there a party going on right here? :hb2:

SPEAKER!!!!!! There's supposed to be! Where'd everyone go????

*parties*

Happy anniversary of the day of your Birth Speaker....... ;D

* dances in circles*

w00t i love a good party

Partay! Partay! PARTAY!!!!

What....where am I.....do I really want to be here? This place looks a little iffy to me. :o Ohhhh....wait a second, I think I see someone I know.....or do I, wait.......maybe..... I don't know, he looks some what familiar though.....hmmmm..... I'm not sure, Is....is that....no wait it can't be.......yes, I think it is........it's the man who started DOLT.......it's SPEAKER...and yes.....it looks as though he just had a Birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!!!!! :party: :holiday: :jump: :holiday: :party:

Oh...hi there kat, I didn't even see you......hehehe ;)

Tippy :-*

thanks everyone! had a great birthday!

and Tippy, I did start the DOLT thread, but only because Hattori was TB shy at the time, it's Hattori's baby :D

Hattori TB shy?? Wow! Hard to believe now! Oh, hey, Tippy! :P

thanks everyone! had a great birthday!

and Tippy, I did start the DOLT thread, but only because Hattori was TB shy at the time, it's Hattori's baby :D


I know,but still..........thank you!!!

Glad you had a great birthday.

Hey, Kat! :P :P :P

*waves to Tippy* Just to let everyone know, I'm going to have those new titles today. :)

AaL and Eowyn, your name and titles can be found on the first page. Tippy, did you want to join? ~Kat

I would love to join, Kat, thanks for asking. ;D

*rides a miniature pony into the room*

As Court Jester of SHELF I must say:

*stands on her head*

:jump1: :jump1: FISH HEADS FISH HEADS
ROLEY POLEY FISH HEADS
FISH HEADS FISH HEADS
EAT THEM UP. YUM.:jump1: :jump1:


*does a back flip, bells on her shoes jingling, and does handsprings back the hallway and out the door*

Can I join. PLEASE. :P I think Speaker is cool. :)

*walks in just as Kaidy completes her act and claps politely* Quite lovely, Kaidy, thank you. Little T, I see I still owe you a title. *walks over to her book of lists* I'll get that to you in a few minutes...

Little T you are now The S.H.E.L.F.'s Duchess of the Mighty O'Quinn!!!

Oh Kat! I absolutely love love love love love my title. How could I possibly ask for a better one.:wub: {{{{{JAGNORMUS HUGS FROM LITTLE T}}}}}

I knew you'd love that title, Lil T! {{HUGS}}

:-* :-* :-* :laugh: :-* :-* :-*

*struts around showing off his shiny new wings*

Whooooooaaaa! Speaker!!! Cool!!!! What does that mean????

it's just a more creative title for mod status...instead of admins and ultra mods and super mods we have captain co captain, marshal, and huskie's the mechanic.

Of course, you told me that on messenger. ;) It's still cool!

It's really sad that this thread has been sitting on page three! C'mon guys! Where's our Speaker love???

You still taking new members?

Always, Xgirl!!! Welcome!!! I'll have a title for you momentarily!

Cool. :cool:
Thanks.

Ack! It's Speaker's appy day and I'm not around for the party!

Congrats, Speaker!!!!! Happy Appy Day!!!!!

:ntworthy: :jump: :clap: :clapping: :holiday: :bdaygrin: :party: :hb2: :bdaysmle:

VOTE FOR SPEAKER!

http://www.thefuselage.com/Threaded/showthread.php?t=40349&page=24

SPEAKER!!! *runs around trying to clean the place up* Please forgive me for letting this place become such a mess.